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0:00:31 > 0:00:33AGONISED SCREAMS

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Did you hear where it came from?

0:00:39 > 0:00:43I am almost certain it was someone in the drawing room, madam.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45SHE SQUEALS

0:00:49 > 0:00:52- Is he..?- He's dead, apparently.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54So, what was the cause?

0:00:54 > 0:00:58Now, how would I know that? I'm just a lowly butler.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Marcus - oh, no!

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Which one of you did it?

0:01:09 > 0:01:12I could have been at home, feet up, glass of wine,

0:01:12 > 0:01:15but no, thank you Heston for promising that this would be fun.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Who could have murdered poor Marcus?

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Thank God! He was really getting on my nerves.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Who knew he was coming back from Egypt tonight?

0:01:29 > 0:01:33Which one of you could have done such a vile thing?

0:01:33 > 0:01:38I, Mrs Hench, could not be responsible. As your loyal

0:01:38 > 0:01:40cook for many year's standing,

0:01:40 > 0:01:46I was in the...kitchen preparing dinner for your guests.

0:01:47 > 0:01:52The Reverend Rushton knows I am telling the truth.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56Yes. I came to see Mrs Hench on a personal matter.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00And you, Mrs Fyffe-Ridley?

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Is that how you pronounce it?

0:02:03 > 0:02:07I didn't know, it's got three "Fs" in it.

0:02:07 > 0:02:12Sorry. I was dressing for dinner...upstairs.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Professor Bunsen saw me.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18I did. I was dressing too and saw Mrs Fyffe-Ridley in the corridor.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Frobisher?

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Oh, I was in the dining room,

0:02:27 > 0:02:30decanting the claret for this evening.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34SHE MUTTERS: Milady.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35What?

0:02:37 > 0:02:40- (Milady).- Oh, sorry.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Milady.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44And you?!

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Vulnavia Rhodes, my brother's fiancee,

0:02:48 > 0:02:51you have the most to gain from his death.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56- Do I?- Hadn't he already changed his will in your favour?

0:02:56 > 0:03:01I promise you this - you'll never get your hands on the family jewels.

0:03:03 > 0:03:08And you, Captain Lennox, who served so gallantly alongside

0:03:08 > 0:03:15my dear, dead brother, where were you, his comrade-in-arms?

0:03:16 > 0:03:19I was upstairs...with Miss Rhodes.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Doing what? - Precious little in this dress!

0:03:36 > 0:03:40"It seems, Georgina, you didn't know your brother

0:03:40 > 0:03:42"as well as you thought you did.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45"For example, were you aware of his opium addiction?"

0:03:45 > 0:03:49- Opium? Ah! - "And where did he get his drugs?

0:03:49 > 0:03:52"Look suspiciously at Professor Bunsen."

0:03:52 > 0:03:53That's a stage direction.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Can't you get into it a bit more?

0:03:55 > 0:03:58It took me half an hour to get into this dress,

0:03:58 > 0:04:01that's about as much getting into it as I'm prepared to do this evening.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Why do you have to spoil things?

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Well, then, clearly there are dark secrets

0:04:06 > 0:04:08that even I am not party to -

0:04:08 > 0:04:12though I refute utterly this slander against my brother.

0:04:12 > 0:04:17< Perhaps Miss Rhodes drove him to drugs?

0:04:17 > 0:04:21There might be clues to the truth all over my ancestral home.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Who found the body?

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Ah, well, that explains it - the butler did it.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29OK, you're looking for clues throughout the mansion.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Ask each other questions,

0:04:31 > 0:04:35and remember, there is a murderer amongst us.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Might be more than one before the evening's out.

0:04:40 > 0:04:45Frobisher, you might want to check the upper west wing.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49Perhaps we should consider pairing for this evening, Mrs Tembe?

0:04:49 > 0:04:54Not Tembe. Mrs Hench, who cannot be certain that the Reverend

0:04:54 > 0:04:58is not capable of murdering one of his flock.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00He is still a man of God. >

0:05:00 > 0:05:03And the devil comes in many different disguises.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07You do look temptingly angelic in your costume.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08SHE CHUCKLES

0:05:08 > 0:05:13Are we supposed to be pooling our resources?

0:05:13 > 0:05:17Because this whole opium thing puts you squarely in the crosshairs, by the looks of it.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20You may think that, I couldn't possibly comment.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23I am curious how you lost your eye, Captain?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Tubruk? Dunkirk? Monte Casino?

0:05:25 > 0:05:29No, Paris. Madame Fifi's Knocking Shop. Rogue champagne cork.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Didn't see the blighter coming.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35I am curious to know what you are doing here?

0:05:35 > 0:05:38You are not a member of the Mill staff?

0:05:38 > 0:05:41We'll, no, but I am a friend of Karen's.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44She and Rob thought I'd enjoy myself, didn't you?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46That was very thoughtful of her.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50Mrs Fyffe-Ridley, shall we search for clues together?

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- A potential suspect.- Really?

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Excuse me.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Why don't we search Marcus's bedroom?

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Hi, Julie, how's Joe doing?

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Oh, for goodness sakes!

0:06:17 > 0:06:22You know the rules. Everyone else has handed theirs in.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Ridiculous, treating us like children!

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Hold your horses, Miss Rhodes.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33I went out of my way to arrange this. Everyone else is game.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35I don't think hubby's on board, either.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37They promised a thrill-packed evening.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40It's their first time organising one, so I got a good deal.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Not only is this a cheap thrill,

0:06:42 > 0:06:45but we're guinea pigs into the bargain? WAY to get my enthusiasm.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Why are you even here?

0:06:47 > 0:06:50I came on sufferance - Emma bailed, clever woman.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Heston begged me to step in. - Well, now you're here...

0:06:53 > 0:06:55He wants Howard and me to play nicely together.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57I'm sure you've had your ear against enough doors

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- to know exactly what's going on. - I resent that.- Why?

0:07:00 > 0:07:03That skill puts you in pole position to win.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Lots of lovely prize money for Karen.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09- There's no prize.- What?!- It's about having fun - if you know how.

0:07:19 > 0:07:25If you help me with the solution, we could all go home.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31Save you lying there all night. Twenty quid?

0:07:33 > 0:07:34At least give me a hint.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38My babysitter charges double after ten.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Something Marcus brought back from his travels?

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Sorry?

0:07:55 > 0:07:58You were with him in Egypt, weren't you, Captain Lennox?

0:08:02 > 0:08:06"Yes. Yes, that's where we met, and we became friends."

0:08:06 > 0:08:08You bonded, so to speak?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Yes, I suppose.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Well, I think tonight is a chance for a bit of bonding,

0:08:13 > 0:08:15or team building, as you like to put it.

0:08:15 > 0:08:21Sorry, are you being "you" or the professor?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23- Me, Heston.- Right, great idea.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26That will give us chance to bolster each other -

0:08:26 > 0:08:28find ways to strengthen the team.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31It's not quite necessary with you and me.

0:08:31 > 0:08:35Whereas, you and Zara, a chance for something more sympatique?

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Yes, I didn't even know she was going to be here. Where's Emma?

0:08:37 > 0:08:39She pulled out at the last moment.

0:08:39 > 0:08:44But Zara replacing her was quite opportune.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48In fact, I think she's already getting into it.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56It was under everyone's nose's in the drawing room.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Good find! Only, we don't know that he was stabbed.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03It could be a red herring, part of the game perhaps?

0:09:03 > 0:09:06- How should I know? What do you want? Blood?- That's it?

0:09:06 > 0:09:08You're going to coast your way through the evening?

0:09:08 > 0:09:11It's the only way you'd have a chance of winning.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14So I see, the only way I'd succeed is by you taking a back seat?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- But if you pool resources? - I gave you the dagger.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Imagine what you could achieve if you work together.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22You both bring something quite unique.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26I think it's more a case of what some people lack than they have.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29If you think there's something that I lack that's so vital,

0:09:29 > 0:09:31then please just say it?

0:09:31 > 0:09:34OK, I don't believe you have Julia's skills or intuition.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36- I think that's most unfair. - Where are your people skills?

0:09:36 > 0:09:40- Where's your sense of leadership and team building?- I play to win.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Nothing should get in the way of that.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Least of all you.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54That could have gone better.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Where do you start with someone like that?

0:09:56 > 0:09:57KNOCK ON THE DOOR

0:09:57 > 0:09:59FRONT DOOR OPENS

0:09:59 > 0:10:01The plot thickens.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Another lamb to the slaughter?

0:10:05 > 0:10:06Sorry? Are you the owner?

0:10:08 > 0:10:09What's going on?

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Murder most foul in the drawing room, Officer,

0:10:12 > 0:10:16- but we're on the case. - I'm not police, I'm a prison warden.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Why is everybody here? Who are you?

0:10:18 > 0:10:21I'm Officer Marsden. I came to check you're OK.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25A prisoner I was helping move to a secure unit has escaped,

0:10:25 > 0:10:27and might be in the area.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Serious? ..Alan?!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31What happened?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33He overpowered my colleague, attacked me,

0:10:33 > 0:10:36and took off in our van - he'll be seeking shelter for the night.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39And this is the only place for miles.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41- Where did this happen? - Not far.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44The police are on their way but I came ahead to warn you.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46- Almost convinced us.- Sorry?

0:10:46 > 0:10:49It's not exactly an Oscar-winning performance.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51I'm afraid to say, this isn't part of the entertainment.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54I'm Alan Fenwick. This is my wife, Billie.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56We're running a murder mystery evening here.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59I see. Sort of.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Well, until the police get here...

0:11:01 > 0:11:03They're already here, my husband's a sergeant.

0:11:05 > 0:11:06Are you?

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Yeah, I am. Who were you moving?

0:11:09 > 0:11:12A man named Donald Rycart.

0:11:12 > 0:11:16Donald Rycart. I see.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Do you know him? Rob!

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Are we in any danger?

0:11:21 > 0:11:23- I'm sure we'll be fine. - Safety in numbers.

0:11:23 > 0:11:28Excuse me for saying, but neither of you sound confident.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31If he took your van, surely he'll want to get as far away as possible?

0:11:31 > 0:11:34I found that in a ditch a few hundred yards from here.

0:11:34 > 0:11:35It's hard to drive in cuffs.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Will one of you tell us who he is?

0:11:38 > 0:11:39They've a right to know.

0:11:41 > 0:11:46- OK.- He's a mentally unstable man jailed for a number of attacks.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50He likes to gain entrance to properties and hide.

0:11:50 > 0:11:55- And wait.- And then what? Rob? - When did he escape?

0:11:55 > 0:11:58About an hour ago. Long enough to find a way in.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Why don't we get everybody into the drawing room?

0:12:12 > 0:12:14I told you this place was a bad idea.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18Yeah, because of the risk of escaped prisoners? What about Nigel?

0:12:18 > 0:12:20- Who's Nigel?- He's the third member of our team.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22He's been setting up clues.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25- And looking after your phones and keys.- Why?

0:12:25 > 0:12:28So no-one could cheat - you know, search online for info.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32- I'd better go warn him. - I'll come with you.- Yes, thanks.

0:12:32 > 0:12:33- Not without me you're not. - Don't be daft.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36Karen, you come with me to find the phones.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43Please tell me that's a prop.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45- I'm afraid not. - The window was open.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48The phones and the car keys are gone and there's no sign of Nigel.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52- We have to assume that Rycart is here.- Oh, no.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55OK, love, you go with Alan, or Marcus, or whatever your name is,

0:12:55 > 0:12:59let everyone know what's happened. Me and you will check upstairs.

0:12:59 > 0:13:04No arguments, we need to go about things very carefully, no heroics.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Because if he's left this behind,

0:13:06 > 0:13:09it stands to reason, he's got a better weapon.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Come on - we should get everyone organised.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20So we're completely cut off?

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Until the police get here.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25No. We do not have to accept this situation.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27What do you propose?

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Well, I could get one of the cars started.

0:13:30 > 0:13:31I suggest yours, Mr Bellamy.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34You're going to what - hotwire my car?

0:13:34 > 0:13:37It is the biggest, it can carry the most people.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Now that's a valuable member of staff.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42You actually know how to do that?

0:13:42 > 0:13:46Yes, of course. Do I have your permission?

0:13:46 > 0:13:50- I'll go with you. - No, I'll go.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Oh, thank you, Reverend.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56You'll find the torch in the glove box...if you can get in.

0:13:56 > 0:13:57Oh, there will be no ifs.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Meanwhile, let's try and secure as many rooms as we can.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13- That's what Rob's doing upstairs. - Why don't you go and help?

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Come on.

0:14:15 > 0:14:19Heston, why don't you and Marsden take the rooms downstairs?

0:14:21 > 0:14:26That leaves us with the second floor, if you can bear my company.

0:14:26 > 0:14:27Fine.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Really?

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Assuming you've got SAS training or whatever,

0:14:32 > 0:14:35I suppose you're the best man for the job.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46And there we go.

0:14:46 > 0:14:47How did you do that?

0:14:47 > 0:14:50I thought you were going to use this somehow.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53That is for our defence.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56I have had some experience of these matters.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02You are a remarkable woman, Mrs Tembe.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06I'm not without exposure to crime myself.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12I once confronted some men trying to steal from my last church.

0:15:12 > 0:15:17My parishioners called me Go Get 'Em Gordon for a while.

0:15:17 > 0:15:18All a bit embarrassing, really.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23We could make an invincible pair, though.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Let that man come creeping if he dares.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34Oh! I nearly gave myself a heart attack!

0:15:35 > 0:15:38It's OK, it's only a prop. Nigel must have been here.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42I wish he still was. What if we don't find him?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45What if we do?

0:15:51 > 0:15:53This Rycart, is he always...?

0:15:53 > 0:15:55You mean what kind of psycho is he?

0:15:55 > 0:15:57- Possibly.- It's what most people think, isn't it?

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Lock them away, so we don't have to deal with them.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Do you want me to look at that? I am a doctor.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05No. It's fine, thanks.

0:16:09 > 0:16:10Good grief.

0:16:13 > 0:16:14It's a revolver.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17It's a dummy from tonight's game.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Pity, could have been useful.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Karen?

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Karen? Are you in there?

0:16:31 > 0:16:33We heard a scream.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35- It was only me. - Why is this door locked?

0:16:35 > 0:16:38- It isn't. - Is that the armour room?

0:16:38 > 0:16:41- Yes.- Brilliant(!)

0:16:41 > 0:16:44What did she say? Why is that brilliant?

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Nigel was meant to rig a couple of the doors to get stuck.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49We were going for creepy and mysterious.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Well, you certainly did that!

0:16:51 > 0:16:55If they've been rigged to be stuck, they'll just have to be unrigged.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Don't worry about that, just put some welly behind it.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00That is the problem with modern cars.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02If you cannot bypass the immobiliser,

0:17:02 > 0:17:05all your effort will be for nothing.

0:17:05 > 0:17:10- Can you do it?- We will know if that red light stops blinking.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19The torch, Reverend?

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Sorry.

0:17:22 > 0:17:23Thank you.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27I do admire you, you know.

0:17:28 > 0:17:33Hotwiring a car is not an admirable skill, just a useful one.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35No, what I meant was...

0:17:37 > 0:17:39..I'd really like to see more of you.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44I saw movement over there.

0:17:47 > 0:17:48Where?

0:17:50 > 0:17:52I can't see anything.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54I am sure we are being watched.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58Perhaps we should go back.

0:17:59 > 0:18:05Or perhaps the hunter should become the hunted.

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Mrs Tembe!

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Mrs Tembe!

0:18:24 > 0:18:28I wonder if this Rycart had a military background.

0:18:28 > 0:18:29What makes you say that?

0:18:29 > 0:18:34The way he works - infiltrate enemy lines, prepare an ambush.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36I know where you're coming from.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38But I don't think this guy would have made the grade.

0:18:38 > 0:18:39Why not?

0:18:39 > 0:18:42Well, there are psychometric and intelligence tests.

0:18:42 > 0:18:43And there's more to it

0:18:43 > 0:18:46than just asking somebody why you want to serve,

0:18:46 > 0:18:49or turning down someone who says, "Because I want to shoot someone".

0:19:01 > 0:19:03(I thought I saw movement.)

0:19:07 > 0:19:09What's through there?

0:19:09 > 0:19:11I do not know. Help me up.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25Reverend Clement, I do not think it is appropriate

0:19:25 > 0:19:27for you to place your hand there.

0:19:27 > 0:19:28I don't want you to fall.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30I will not fall!

0:19:41 > 0:19:44- Mrs Tembe!- Mr Bellamy, what are you doing sneaking around?

0:19:44 > 0:19:46I could have seriously concussed you.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48We thought you were the psycho.

0:19:48 > 0:19:49DRESS RIPS

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Oh! That is it.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53I wonder how Mrs Tembe's getting on.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55She really shouldn't have gone off like that.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57At least she wasn't on her own.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59You really should let me check that cut.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01I told you, no!

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Thanks. It's just a graze.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09I'll just go and see...

0:20:09 > 0:20:10Sit down.

0:20:23 > 0:20:24DOOR CREAKS

0:20:27 > 0:20:28DRESS CATCHES ON DOOR

0:20:28 > 0:20:29No!

0:20:39 > 0:20:40Stand back.

0:20:40 > 0:20:46Oh, finally! Thank you. Never mind the nutter, let's just go.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Anyone seen Zara?

0:20:48 > 0:20:50She tore her dress, probably gone to change somewhere.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53That'll cost. These are all hired.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Yeah, cos that's a priority.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57She was changing next to Heston, wasn't she?

0:20:57 > 0:20:59I tried there, no sign.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Right. You, take Karen and your wife downstairs.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Howard, shall me and you have a look round?

0:21:03 > 0:21:07There might be another door stuck somewhere with an irate Zara in it.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08- Please be careful.- I will.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Any luck with the car?

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Mr Bellamy has a very tricky immobiliser.

0:21:17 > 0:21:21We got interrupted. Mrs Tembe saw someone creeping round, and...

0:21:21 > 0:21:23- Where did they come from?- Outside.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26I think he's been here some time.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Rob and Howard are fetching Zara.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31I think we just scarper, even if it's on foot.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34- What about Nigel? - Do we assume the worst?

0:21:34 > 0:21:36The police will be here soon. We sit tight.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40- I disagree.- I shall go back to the car and try again.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42- We're safer here.- Like Nigel?

0:21:42 > 0:21:43Where are you going?

0:21:43 > 0:21:44To look for our friend.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Wait.

0:21:46 > 0:21:47It's you.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51- I knew there was something.- What? - That uniform's too big,

0:21:51 > 0:21:53the trousers are too long and the jumper's too big.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56You took it off the real prison officer, didn't you?

0:21:56 > 0:21:59- He's been keeping me here. - You are the prisoner?

0:21:59 > 0:22:01No, you've got it all wrong.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Where did he go?

0:22:32 > 0:22:33BOTH SCREAM

0:22:33 > 0:22:34Dr Carmichael!

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Get off me, you lunatic! I've lost my dress!

0:22:40 > 0:22:43Here, put this around you.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Keep her away from me!

0:23:07 > 0:23:09You cannot get away!

0:23:11 > 0:23:12I'm not the prisoner!

0:23:12 > 0:23:15You cannot deceive us.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17- OK, playtime's over. - But I have caught the prisoner.

0:23:17 > 0:23:21- No, you haven't, you've just caught a very scared thespian.- What?

0:23:21 > 0:23:24It's a wind-up, all part of the evening.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27- Listen to him! - So there is no maniac?

0:23:27 > 0:23:30I guess that depends on your point of view.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Hang on, I booked a classic murder mystery evening.

0:23:33 > 0:23:37We came up with this idea for an extreme murder mystery.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39We wanted to offer something unique,

0:23:39 > 0:23:43and we thought the way of doing it was to mess with reality.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46Crank up the paranoia, take you out of your comfort zone

0:23:46 > 0:23:48and make you think you were in real peril.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Then we set about dividing and conquering.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Your imaginations did the rest.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57Very clever. So there is no Nigel?

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Ah.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01There's no Donald Rycart.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03I knew all along.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Why were you acting so creepy?

0:24:05 > 0:24:09I was being in character. I'd let a prisoner escape.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12I was going for it, intense.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Yeah, we did warn you about that, Mr Method.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17Well, if you'd provided me with a costume that fit,

0:24:17 > 0:24:19then I wouldn't have been attacked by a crazy cook!

0:24:19 > 0:24:23I cannot believe I did not see through this.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26I am very good at reading people.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29So you knew all along that there was no escaped psychopath?

0:24:29 > 0:24:31You were playing along?

0:24:31 > 0:24:34It was you who said, "Get involved, have some fun."

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Not at my expense! Why didn't you let me in on it?

0:24:37 > 0:24:40Very clever, but in my opinion, this could have gone very wrong.

0:24:40 > 0:24:41That's true, you were lucky.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Your murder mystery could have been Mrs Tembe

0:24:43 > 0:24:45in the great hall with the candlestick.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Well, they did promise an evening of thrills.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50And we got it.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57So, an informative evening.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00What did we learn about team-building?

0:25:00 > 0:25:02I think we saw that we can still work amicably together.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04We already do that.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07I see no reason to change the current arrangements.

0:25:07 > 0:25:11You mean you still see me as nothing more than a hired help?

0:25:11 > 0:25:12That's a little brutal,

0:25:12 > 0:25:15but I'm still not convinced you're partnership material.

0:25:15 > 0:25:16That's it, then.

0:25:16 > 0:25:21You have two options - either admit I'm right, or prove I'm wrong.

0:25:21 > 0:25:22Good night.

0:25:23 > 0:25:24Good night.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Disappointed?

0:25:29 > 0:25:34Earlier on, just for a moment, I thought...

0:25:34 > 0:25:35Yep.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Chin up.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44And if you think you're getting any nookie later...

0:25:44 > 0:25:47You wanted me to get involved, so I did.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50I'm damned if I do something and damned if I don't with you.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Why didn't you tell me what was going on?

0:25:52 > 0:25:55Because they would have seen through you in a second.

0:25:55 > 0:25:56- I can be discreet.- Oh, yeah.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59Nobody knows about you and the cowboy outfit

0:25:59 > 0:26:00and the gay bar, do they?

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Yet!

0:26:04 > 0:26:07As I said, Reverend,

0:26:07 > 0:26:10I have had plenty of experience looking after myself.

0:26:10 > 0:26:14Besides, Dr Carter will be here any moment.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17You shouldn't deny someone the chance to do something for you

0:26:17 > 0:26:19because they care.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22I would have done whatever it took to protect you this evening.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24You are a good man.

0:26:25 > 0:26:29The way you tend to your flock is truly admirable.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32Mrs Tembe, it's not pastoral duty

0:26:32 > 0:26:35that makes me feel this way towards you.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46I hope, one day, you'll see that.

0:26:48 > 0:26:52Good night. It's been quite an evening, hasn't it?

0:27:05 > 0:27:08It's quite swollen, there's a chance it might be fractured.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10I'm sure it's just a sprain.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12An x-ray will tell us for sure.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15We were arguing all last night. I started throwing things, furniture.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17I had to leave before I went too far.

0:27:17 > 0:27:22I'm worried that next time, you know, I might hurt her.

0:27:22 > 0:27:23Six o'clock, then?

0:27:23 > 0:27:251800 sharp.

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