0:00:26 > 0:00:30MUSIC: "Feeling Good" by Michael Buble
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# Fish in the sea
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# You know how I feel
0:00:37 > 0:00:40# River running free
0:00:40 > 0:00:42# You know how I feel
0:00:42 > 0:00:46# Blossom on a tree
0:00:46 > 0:00:49# You know how I feel
0:00:49 > 0:00:52# It's a new dawn It's a new day
0:00:52 > 0:00:54# It's a new life
0:00:54 > 0:00:56# For me
0:00:56 > 0:01:00# And I'm feeling good. #
0:01:05 > 0:01:07MUSIC STOPS
0:01:08 > 0:01:10I'm sorry, this is probably a complete waste of your time.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14My mother overreacting, as usual - she insisted I should come in.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18I cut myself a bit making dinner last night.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27What brought you here today?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Apart from the bus? I cut myself.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Right. When was this?
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Last night.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Right. Sorry, what was your name again?
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Susan Anderson. It's ridiculous - I'm fine.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43My mum noticed this cut I got chopping vegetables,
0:01:43 > 0:01:45but she wouldn't believe me.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46She gets like that.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50Right. Well, I'd better take a look.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Does it hurt when I do this?
0:01:55 > 0:01:56No, not much.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Did you run it under the tap? Antiseptic?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Of course.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- <- Help! Help! Can somebody help me?
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Well, I think it's probably fine - it doesn't look infected.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- You can tell your mother not to worry.- Great. Thanks.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Oh.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Am I done?
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Um, I'm not really here. Just wallpaper.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Right.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Bye, then. I'll just go and shred my arm again, shall I?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43While your mother draws up a lawsuit against the practice.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44That was painful.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47I have seen worse, if you can believe it.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51It's even written here as they come in - Psychiatric Station.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52What was he thinking?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54He prodded the cut without washing his hands,
0:02:54 > 0:02:56and then told me it wasn't infected.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57It is now.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59He could be a consultant surgeon?!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01A bright future in pathology maybe?
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Hi, I'm sorry, this is probably a complete waste of your time.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11My mother overreacting, as usual...
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Well, no, but I need the information now...
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Well, if I'm going to compile this report the way you want me to,
0:03:20 > 0:03:22then you're going to have to tell me.
0:03:24 > 0:03:29Why? What do you mean? Well you must do.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Of course she must know!
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Fine. I'll just guess it, shall I? For goodness' sake!
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Oh, no! Agh...
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Nice prioritising, Practice Manager!
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Outfit ahead of everything else. I usually try to arrange it
0:03:46 > 0:03:49that Joe pukes on Daniel if I get enough warning.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50I'm really busy, do you mind if...
0:03:50 > 0:03:53It won't take long, it's just this job share...
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Now you know that half of Daniel and half of me
0:03:56 > 0:03:59adds up to a whole lot more than the sum of our very alluring parts.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Well, I thought we settled all this, you know, earlier.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Yes, but you've tried to pin us down to who does what day,
0:04:05 > 0:04:07right up until we cash in our chips.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10With the unpredictable demands of childcare
0:04:10 > 0:04:11we need it to be more open sometimes.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14We did work out this rota together, you know.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17What do you care which of the charm offensive you get?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19As long as one of us rocks up, it doesn't matter.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21I'm really sorry, Zara, I've a lot on today.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23I can't take on anything else.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26I've got post-PCT confusion, loads of pressure from above.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Can we do this another day?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Fine, we know we're not wanted, don't we, Joe?
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Bye-bye.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36BELL RINGS
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Our favourite candidate - "examiner rest".
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Oh, these are rubbing off.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52I'm not sure any of them will get that far.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Let's not give up hope.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- <- Help! Help! Can somebody help me?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01This place is surreal. An almighty glitch in the Matrix.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Groundhog Day without the comedy.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06I don't know about that.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09So, how long have you been doing this?
0:05:10 > 0:05:16Since about a year after leaving drama school, when I can get it.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Beats temping or waitressing.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- Better money?- Infinitely. Plus it is acting, sort of.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24And it can get quite emotional.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26And you can't fake it - your audience is right there.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28You should put it on your CV.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30I might, there's nothing else to put on it.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Credit crunch? - It's always been impossible.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36You should get the entire profession in for counselling.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40I don't know. Following your dreams, doing something that you love,
0:05:40 > 0:05:45getting paid to enjoy coffee and biscuits. I think you'll live.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Speaking of, how would you like...
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Ah, I'm fine, thanks.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52I wonder if they've got any of those pastries left
0:05:52 > 0:05:53they gave us when we came in?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Go for it.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58I'll sit here and not receive a call from my agent,
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- offering me a job propelling me to fame and fortune.- OK.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03I'll not meet the next medical genius
0:06:03 > 0:06:05on my way to getting a pain au chocolat.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Sounds like a plan.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13No, no, I'll definitely pick you up. Bye then.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Hot date?
0:06:14 > 0:06:15My class with Mrs Tembe.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18There's something very empowering about self-defence.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Mrs Tembe needs empowering?!
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Coming through.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Whoa, where's the fire?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26If I had my way, under all those PCT documents.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Now listen, can you see where I spilt the coffee?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- No, you're fine.- You sure? - No, looking good.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Is this the hot date?
0:06:32 > 0:06:33It's only lunch.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Only lunch?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Would this be lunch with Martin?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Can lunch with Martin ever be ONLY lunch?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Yes, of course it's with Martin.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43It's the only thing that's keeping me going at the moment.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Mmm, we won't wait up then.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48MICROWAVE BEEPS
0:06:48 > 0:06:53Hello, can you hear me? Can you hear me?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Help! Help! Somebody help me!
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Oh. Am I supposed to wash my hands, even if it's an emergency?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Sorry, you're just wallpaper, aren't you?
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Actually this coffee is surprisingly good.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20They know they won't get proper doctors to be examiners
0:07:20 > 0:07:21unless they coddle them.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23How right they are. You know, it's like a club -
0:07:23 > 0:07:26people crawling out from under the stones
0:07:26 > 0:07:30of medical research at the prospect of free food and a gossip.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Aren't you going to join them?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33No.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37I should probably check for calls. You never know.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Mmm...
0:07:44 > 0:07:49MUSIC: "Scarborough Fair" by Simon and Garfunkel.
0:07:52 > 0:07:57# Are you going to Scarborough Fair...? #
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Oh, I love this song!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03That's what you get dealing at the plusher end of used cars.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05The punters have taste. Take a part-exchange,
0:08:05 > 0:08:07never know what you'll find in the glove compartment.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Oh, I can't tell you how much I need this.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14Honestly, mindless bureaucrats! Do you know, not one of them
0:08:14 > 0:08:17knows how to run a practice, not one of them. They've had me
0:08:17 > 0:08:19jumping through hoops today and I'm no closer to finding out
0:08:19 > 0:08:21how we proceed with all this.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23HE TUTS
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Oh, sorry, sweetheart, you don't need all this, do you?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29No, carry on.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33- # ...A cambric shirt - A deep forest green... #
0:08:33 > 0:08:35BELL RINGS
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Great - lunch! Thought we'd never get there.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Great. I'll see you there.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Dr Cassidy, I am very much looking forward to this.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09It will be most refreshing to give those good-for-nothings
0:09:09 > 0:09:11a taste of their own medicine.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14That's a widespread misconception, Mrs Tembe.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Self-defence is essentially reactive and non-aggressive.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20It's about making yourself a conduit, and channelling,
0:09:20 > 0:09:24channelling your attacker's negative energies back -
0:09:24 > 0:09:25- back on to them.- Oh!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Right. Welcome ladies.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Now, I don't want you to get all paranoid,
0:09:31 > 0:09:34just because you're taking a self-defence class.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35We'll be thinking about risks,
0:09:35 > 0:09:38and you're going to get more aware of potential danger.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39But that's so you'll be able to
0:09:39 > 0:09:41assess every situation, and how to deal with it.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45OK? It's not like there's psychos lurking on every date.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Complacency is not appropriate.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52I happen to know that there are some unfortunate women
0:09:52 > 0:09:56who attract these vicious brutes, time and time again.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Well, so I have heard.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Right...
0:10:14 > 0:10:17We've all been there you know. Hard up.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Stock up while you can.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21I'm not THAT desperate.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28SIXTIES' MUSIC PLAYS # Are you looking for a way...? #
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Do you know I used to play this album non-stop when I first got it.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37What a year that was!
0:10:37 > 0:10:41You're telling me. It's not often we win the World Cup.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44It's not often you fall in love for the first time either.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Hmm?- His name was Brian Hutchinson.
0:10:48 > 0:10:54Brian Hutchinson, eh? Is that who I'm up against?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Anyway, one of my friends told him I loved sherbet,
0:10:57 > 0:11:01so he buys me this HUGE bag of it and presents it to me,
0:11:01 > 0:11:05and then invites me onto the carousel in the park.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08You couldn't refuse his Dip Dabs?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11It was a lovely moment though. Mwah!
0:11:11 > 0:11:14So did Brian Hutchinson get any action?
0:11:14 > 0:11:19Do you mind? We were barely teenagers. We did kiss though.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20The two of us got our braces got tangled up,
0:11:20 > 0:11:23but still I thought it was the best thing that had happened to me.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Until I saw him tangling braces with my friend the next week.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Well, ex-friend.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Now, I know you probably want to get in there,
0:11:33 > 0:11:37but this first session is going to be about avoiding confrontation.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40To engage is to enrage.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Sometimes you can deflect conflict by staying neutral
0:11:43 > 0:11:44and not rising to it.
0:11:44 > 0:11:51Steady, non-threatening eye contact, open body language, and a calm word.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Like with reptiles in the bush.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57And we've all been out with one of those.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01So today we'll be learning "verbal diffusion". Like it says on the tin,
0:12:01 > 0:12:05the use of words to calm a potentially aggressive situation.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07There is much wisdom in this.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Thanks.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12I myself have found this technique to be most effective.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16Only the other week a patient come into the surgery,
0:12:16 > 0:12:18that is where we work, wishing to complain.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23I talked to him for some considerable time
0:12:23 > 0:12:25and it worked miraculously.
0:12:25 > 0:12:30- Good. Now, that's...- He stopped his arguing, and I've not seen him since.
0:12:30 > 0:12:38Language is a wondrous thing, with the power to soothe the savage soul.
0:12:38 > 0:12:44It is a tool in your hand, and Mr Barnes is clearly a man
0:12:44 > 0:12:46who is acquainted with a great many tools.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Remember - "choice speech". Find out what they're after.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Your stuff, your body, your life?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21You is like new in the hood.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24I will blooming off you if I so choose.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27I don't think anyone actually speaks like that.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30No, no, no, I saw this in a film only last week.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Keep alert. What's the terrain like? What about your attacker -
0:13:33 > 0:13:35weak points?
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Look at my face. Am I even bothered?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Do you know what I am saying, blood?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42I'm sorry, I'm finding this very distracting.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44I am a dangerous geezer,
0:13:44 > 0:13:47and you would do well to follow my commands
0:13:47 > 0:13:49if you know what the heck is good for you.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53I'd like to help you, if you feel able to share...
0:13:53 > 0:13:58This is a stick-up. Hand over the flipping dosh, innit?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00I know where you're coming from.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02It's clear you've had a difficult time.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06You know nothing about my life, lady. Huh.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09You think you can judge my life of penury
0:14:09 > 0:14:13with your wishy-washy bleeding heart and your fancy words?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15I've haven't said anything...
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Talk to my hand,
0:14:17 > 0:14:21because my face, it will not say anything.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24You doctors think you are better than us common folk.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26You wouldn't know I'm a doctor!
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Enough already, with your touchy-feely therapy.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31I'm sorry, I'm finding this unnecessarily personal.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Hand over the swag, you dozy cow!
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Now, look here...
0:14:35 > 0:14:38You're letting yourself get drawn in.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Thank you. Have another go.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48Try not to get drawn in. CLEARS THROAT
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Hah! YOU are having a laugh!
0:14:52 > 0:14:58I am the guv'nor of these parts and I will fleece you good and proper.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05The signing of the deeds is going through.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- Already?- Yep.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11All that's outstanding on my to-do list is my going away bash tomorrow,
0:15:11 > 0:15:13and then it's all done and dusted.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17No more petty bureaucrats for me.
0:15:17 > 0:15:22- Lucky old you. If only.- You know how to fix it. Just walk away.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Not now, Martin, please? Come on, don't spoil it.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28What, can't you bear to leave all that grief
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- they gave you this morning? - We've talked about this.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Anyway this might be the last lunch
0:15:33 > 0:15:34we can have together
0:15:34 > 0:15:36without a military operation involving two tanks of petrol.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Well, come away with me and you can save the environment.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Stop it, please?
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Why can't you just enjoy the moment, like you're always telling me to do?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Thank you
0:15:56 > 0:15:59OK, swap hammers and carry on.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Who do you think you are, coming into my house at night?
0:16:08 > 0:16:10I'm the one with the power here, lady.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12I don't think you're in any position to argue.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Sorry, I wasn't clear.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17I didn't just mean swap hammers - I meant switch roles as well.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19We have.
0:16:41 > 0:16:46Take yourself off, young man, and think yourself lucky.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48I'm going nowhere till I get what I came for.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52You think you are so big, with your weapon and your bling.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56You are nothing but a silly little bully. Now go! Shoo!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58I don't think you're listening!
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Do not take your dissatisfaction
0:17:00 > 0:17:02with your pathetic circumstances out on me.
0:17:02 > 0:17:07It is not my fault your sad little life is bland and unfulfilled.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Hand over the money, you dozy cow.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Oh, wash your mouth out!
0:17:12 > 0:17:16What dark and sordid depths must lie within you.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- SHOUTS - Give me the money!
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Give me the money!
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Soothing power of speech?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25You're going to get yourself a right proper kicking,
0:17:25 > 0:17:26laying into people like that.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28You've got to give them a chance
0:17:28 > 0:17:30of backing down without them losing face.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42Oh, I didn't realise you were waiting.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Yeah, I heard you throwing up.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48Yeah, I wonder whether it was those prawns I had at lunchtime?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Which might possibly work, if I hadn't been heard you using
0:17:51 > 0:17:53exactly that kind of evasion every five minutes.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Sorry?
0:17:55 > 0:17:57I'm a doctor. You can talk to me.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I don't know what you're talking about.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02I can't. I'm not quite...
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Bulimia is a serious condition.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06You can't just ignore it and hope it'll go away.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07Who said anything about bulimia?
0:18:08 > 0:18:11You must know the risks - you're an intelligent woman.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14The damage to your teeth, the effect on your heart.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Leave me alone. You've no right to talk to me like this!
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Please, please. If you can't face your own doctor,
0:18:19 > 0:18:21then make an appointment with me. I can help you...
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Why do I need a doctor? It's just an upset stomach!
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Can't you see what you're doing to yourself?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29BELL RINGS Our next session.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Next time will be counter-combat skills -
0:18:41 > 0:18:44you'll probably get a better handle on that.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Not everyone's good with words, see you next time.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50- Thank you.- Thank you.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Funny the things you say when you're in character.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55None of them meant, of course...
0:18:55 > 0:19:00I understand, Dr Cassidy. Apology accepted.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07I think you know perfectly well why your mother is worried,
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Miss Anderson. And I can't help you if you won't be honest with me.
0:19:10 > 0:19:15Self-harming can be very dangerous. Do you know the risks?
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Hold on! Who said anything about self-harming?!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Come on, it's pretty obvious.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21- Can I look at your arm, please? - No.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- I'm not going to hurt you. - I said, "No!"
0:19:24 > 0:19:26- OK, time out. - You're not supposed to speak.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Yep. But I am supposed to intervene if you do something inappropriate.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32But this is an exam.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34She has to let me look at her or I'll lose marks.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36You can't examine or treat a patient without their consent.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39And you certainly can't manhandle them like that.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Rewind to before that.
0:19:44 > 0:19:51Miss Anderson. Susan, I only want to help.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54I've got some leaflets here on self-harming.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56They will explain the causes and dangers,
0:19:56 > 0:19:58and the various forms of treatment.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00I told you. I cut myself chopping vegetables.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Can't you see what you're doing to yourself?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Well, anyway...
0:20:10 > 0:20:13..you're welcome to come back in a few days if you don't feel better.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23General Practice isn't a quiz.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26You don't get marks for correctly identifying the condition.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29What's the point, if they won't let you treat them?
0:20:29 > 0:20:34It is unbelievably hard to acknowledge this kind of problem.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Of course they'll tell you they cut themselves shaving their legs,
0:20:37 > 0:20:40or chopping vegetables. It's not depression,
0:20:40 > 0:20:43it's just they've been too busy to see their friends.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46It's not heart palpitations, too much coffee.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50It's not bulimia, it's just a stomach bug, for example.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Give them a safe space, make it easier for them.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Then maybe, in time, you'll get their trust.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02OK, you probably want me to put my money where my mouth is.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Hannah, if you'll time this for us, please?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06OK?
0:21:06 > 0:21:10Um, good morning, Miss Anderson, how can I help?
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Look, I'm sorry, this is probably a complete waste of your time...
0:21:13 > 0:21:14No peeking, Parsons.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18- OK.- Keep your eyes closed. - I am!
0:21:18 > 0:21:21- OK, OK, face me, face me.- OK, OK!
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Open! Sherbet Dip Dabs!
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- Oh!- You love my spontaneity, don't you?
0:21:28 > 0:21:32Aw! Oh, and you said you'd stopped for chewing gum.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35I lied.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38I haven't had sherbet Dip Dabs for years.
0:21:40 > 0:21:45You see! We're great together. You know it, I know it.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48That squirrel over there knows it.
0:21:48 > 0:21:49Yeah, but I don't know
0:21:49 > 0:21:52if I'd be getting Arthur Daley or Bob the Builder.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55I may be spontaneous and I may have made some wrong choices
0:21:55 > 0:21:58in my life, but I stuck with my business for 40 years.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01I've been planning this house project for the last eight.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05I can commit, and I want to commit to you.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Well,
0:22:08 > 0:22:10if this relationship of ours is right,
0:22:10 > 0:22:14then the long distance thing will work, and if not, then...
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Well it's going to be a hard slog
0:22:15 > 0:22:17but what are you afraid of - having a life?
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Come and live with me, please?
0:22:20 > 0:22:21Martin, come on.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24I've got a life here - the Mill, my friends.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Can't you just let it drop?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Work again. No-one on their deathbed
0:22:29 > 0:22:32ever wished they'd spent more time at the office.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36The Mill is not just a business to me, it's my family.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40And I'm not going to just jack it all in for a man that I barely know,
0:22:40 > 0:22:43who, with respect, has a dodgy track record.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45You're afraid of being happy.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Now that's a lie.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50And what makes you think my happiness depends on you anyway?!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52I see how you are when you're with me.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54If you knew the first thing about me,
0:22:54 > 0:22:56you would know how much this place means to me.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58If you cared about me at all,
0:22:58 > 0:23:00it'd mean something to you as well.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01- I do care.- Yeah,
0:23:01 > 0:23:03about yourself, and your plans, and your grand design.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Well, I know where I belong.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08I've got to get back to work.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14And why do you think your mother might be concerned, Susan?
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Has this kind of thing happened before?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Well, once or twice.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20And does that worry you?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Why should it worry me?
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Well you've come to see me, after all.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28I just wondered if there was something you'd like to talk about.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Whatever's happened before,
0:23:30 > 0:23:33whatever anyone said to your mother, or anyone else.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36We can start again now, a clean page.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38I'll listen and I won't judge.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Would it be OK for me to have a look?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51OK.
0:23:52 > 0:23:57Um, if it's all right with you, only if you're ready,
0:23:57 > 0:23:58I'd like to have a look at the rest of your arm.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08I hate myself every time I do it.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12It's OK. Take your time.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16It used to make me feel good, like, um, I could control things
0:24:16 > 0:24:19and change things that I didn't like.
0:24:19 > 0:24:28But it just goes on and on, and it doesn't make me feel better,
0:24:28 > 0:24:33it just reminds me how useless I am, and how hopeless my life is.
0:24:35 > 0:24:41And I can't tell anyone, and I don't know how to stop.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44But you just did tell someone.
0:24:44 > 0:24:49And if you've got the guts to do that, believe me you can stop.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50I promise you.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Time.
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Give that woman an Oscar.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Thank you, thank you.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59I'd like to thank my agent, my director,
0:24:59 > 0:25:01my stuffed meerkat collection...
0:25:01 > 0:25:02OK.
0:25:02 > 0:25:07So it's nigh on impossible in five minutes, but you get the idea.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13I must have been out of my mind to think I could have a relationship
0:25:13 > 0:25:15with someone like you.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17I know exactly how you feel.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19You just don't get it, do you, Martin?
0:25:19 > 0:25:22You seem to think that if I don't drop everything over on a whim
0:25:22 > 0:25:24and come away with you, that I wouldn't be able to enjoy my life!
0:25:24 > 0:25:29You're scared it'll go sour again. I'm not Mac.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32I'm not Brian whatshisname.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34You can make the right choice, just trust yourself.
0:25:34 > 0:25:39Trust you, you mean. I don't even really know you!
0:25:39 > 0:25:40- Oh! - THEY SCREAM
0:25:40 > 0:25:41TYRES SQUEAL
0:25:54 > 0:25:57HORN BLARES
0:26:04 > 0:26:05BELL RINGS
0:26:05 > 0:26:07I will not miss that sound.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12You're going to love the next group.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14It's got that guy in that said you needed stitches.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16That should be a laugh.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35HORN BLARES
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Aah!
0:26:59 > 0:27:03This is really weird, but I've just seen one of these on an RTC victim.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06I can assure you, all our deceased are present and correct.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09BOTH: # And then you've gotta slow it down... #
0:27:09 > 0:27:11He's going off already! # Da-da-da... #
0:27:11 > 0:27:13My magic move - it never fails!
0:27:14 > 0:27:18- You're an idiot, incompetent, airhead!- Yeah, all right,
0:27:18 > 0:27:19I get it!
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