0:00:36 > 0:00:3716 minutes.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40We're going to do this, yes?
0:00:41 > 0:00:43We've made the appointment...
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- but if you're not sure... - Oh, I'm sure.
0:00:46 > 0:00:52Cathy, for what it's worth I think you're amazing.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58You know, we don't have to rush into this.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Are you kidding me?
0:00:59 > 0:01:01I've been looking forward to a massage
0:01:01 > 0:01:03and an undisturbed coffee for weeks.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Besides, I've booked the salon.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09- We can change the appointment if you don't feel Joe's ready. - What do you mean by "we"?
0:01:09 > 0:01:12It is me that was up at 2am this morning up to my elbows in baby pooh,
0:01:12 > 0:01:15me that is wired to a pump five times a day like a dairy-cow,
0:01:15 > 0:01:19and me that is looking forward to a few hours of me time, thank you very much.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- What's wrong with that?- Nothing.
0:01:21 > 0:01:22- Good. So, stop fussing then.- I'm not.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26He's just he's never been left with anyone apart from us before.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28DOORBELL RINGS She's early!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30I'll go, I'll go.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Hello, come in!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Joe, look who's here to see you.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Hey, Joe! Hey, Zara.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43- So, I'm going to leave my phone on today, if you need anything just call.- What are you doing, Daniel?!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Just making sure that Aliona's OK.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- Aliona knows perfectly well what to do. Don't embarrass her.- I'm not.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51It's fine.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Sorry, Aliona, apologies, he's not fully weaned yet.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55I'm just trying to make sure...
0:01:55 > 0:01:58We'll take it from here, Supernanny. You can go and be a good doctor.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Have a good day. Love you, bye. - Bye-bye.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Hey!
0:02:17 > 0:02:18What?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21First eggs, now flowers?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26"Dress to the nines"! Who does this man think he is?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Never mind that, who is he?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30He is one of the most puffed-up, self-opinionated,
0:02:30 > 0:02:32arrogant men I've ever met!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Yes, but is he dishy?
0:02:35 > 0:02:36That's the best place for those.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Anti-bac wipes, my number, Daniel's number, emergency numbers...
0:02:39 > 0:02:42and I've left instructions for the bottle warmer, in case you need.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Great. I'm sure I'll be fine. You go and enjoy yourself!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47I might just change his nappy before I...
0:02:47 > 0:02:50It's fine, I'll do it. You go.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53OK, well, the spare nappies are...
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Underneath the changing table, I remember.
0:02:55 > 0:03:00Don't worry, we're going to be just dandy, aren't we, Jo-Joe?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03I'll leave my mobile on, just in case you need me.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Wave bye-bye to Mummy.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- Bye-bye!- Bye-bye.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- Bye-bye!- Bye.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23I've told you, I'm depressed!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25OK. And when did the depression start up again?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- Last week.- Last week?
0:03:27 > 0:03:31No, actually a bit before that. I can't remember exactly.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32OK, right.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35And in terms of lifestyle, your diet, exercise, have you...
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Look love, I'm a grown woman,
0:03:37 > 0:03:40I'm getting panic attacks and the tablets stop them.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42I don't want to sit just contemplating my navel,
0:03:42 > 0:03:43I want them to STOP!
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Listen, I don't want to waste the doctor's time and all that,
0:03:50 > 0:03:53I'm not a nut job, if you'll pardon the expression,
0:03:53 > 0:03:56so why don't you just be a treasure
0:03:56 > 0:04:00and give me a prescription so that I can get better, hm?
0:04:00 > 0:04:01(Please.)
0:04:02 > 0:04:07Mrs Dayman, these are heavy-duty psychoactive drugs,
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- I can't just prescribe them... - I've had 'em before!
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- Yes, five years ago, 2007... - Oh, for crying out loud!
0:04:12 > 0:04:13It's no wonder the NHS is in a mess.
0:04:13 > 0:04:18- Yeah, we don't seem to be getting on very...- Well, it's your fault! You're making me stressed.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19I won't prescribe tablets
0:04:19 > 0:04:23when you won't at least entertain the idea of some lifestyle changes.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Are you looking at my breasts?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26I beg your pardon?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28It's my word against yours.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32I'm sorry, is this... Is this blackmail?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34I know my human rights.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- Consultation's over, I'd like you to leave.- Not without my prescription.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- I can make you an appointment with a female doctor if you'd...- No!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43OK.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Mrs Tembe, would you come in here, please? Yes, right away.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Oh, forget it! Honestly!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51The state of this country!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Bingo!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- Oh! Well done!- Get in the car, quick!- What's happened?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Just get in the car, get in the car!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08- What...?- Drive, drive, drive!
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Drive! Just drive!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Hi, it's me, I just wanted a quick...
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- Are you busy?- That depends.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Sorry to disturb, it's just I've got Stephen Bickley with me.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Oh, right, you'd better come in.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23He was one of yours, right?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Thankfully not any more.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Well, he's saying you told him
0:05:27 > 0:05:29- that he doesn't need to take his medication.- Oh!
0:05:29 > 0:05:33- I didn't think you'd say that.- What I, in fact, agreed to, under duress,
0:05:33 > 0:05:35was to give him a few months to get his symptoms under control
0:05:35 > 0:05:39using astral breathing, or whatever it is he lionises,
0:05:39 > 0:05:41before we reassess his blood pressure.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- It's sky-high.- Then it's up to you to fight the good fight
0:05:45 > 0:05:48and persuade him as to the merits of 21st-century medicine.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50- ACE inhibitors?- Correct.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53That's what I thought. I just thought I'd check first. Thanks.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Not that I didn't know what to prescribe him.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Julia told you about my exams, right?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- I aced them.- No, she didn't.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01Oh, really? Oh?
0:06:01 > 0:06:05I suppose it was whilst all that stuff was happening with you and...
0:06:06 > 0:06:09So, you weren't here.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11You don't want to keep Mr Bickley waiting.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Yeah.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Oh! Didn't see your kitchen before.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25What?
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- Straight upstairs was it?- Oh, no... I didn't mean... Sorry.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30CATHY LAUGHS
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Oh, it's all right, love, I'm only joking you!
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Besides...
0:06:36 > 0:06:38..you're not the first.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Here, open this.
0:06:43 > 0:06:49- So, he hasn't shown you his rogues gallery then?- Erm...
0:06:49 > 0:06:50No.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Oh, I'm surprised.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54It's usually the first place he shows people.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59A proper little Marlon Brando he thinks he is.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Now, let me guess, he told you he was in the film industry.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05How did you know?
0:07:06 > 0:07:09I've been married to him 26 years!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11He makes wedding videos.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13I'm so gullible.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17It's not your fault, come here, he's a charmer!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19BOTH: Whoo!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22So, are we really going to do this?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Oh, I reckon we are, yes!
0:07:25 > 0:07:26What do you think?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- She really likes him.- Ooh!
0:07:30 > 0:07:31I don't!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35I don't even know this man.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Methinks the Practice Manager doth protest too much.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39What does he drive?
0:07:39 > 0:07:40A car!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Oh, sounds perfect!
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Can we just drop this, please?
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Oh, come on, Julia, you've got to give people a chance.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48No, I don't!
0:07:48 > 0:07:52I happen to believe that first impressions are very important.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54You don't just start something with the wrong person
0:07:54 > 0:07:58hoping they'll change because we all know that THAT never happens.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02I left my cup in my room.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04SHE MOUTHS
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Let's get this straight.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11I go to aerobics, as per.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15You send him a saucy text - tell him you're hot and frisky.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17He'll come over, tail wagging.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Little bit of champagne cocktail,
0:08:19 > 0:08:21little bit of how's-your-mother's-live-in-lover
0:08:21 > 0:08:24and before you know it you get carried away and...
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Ta-dah!
0:08:27 > 0:08:28THEY TITTER
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Wait for the tablets kick in, make sure he's tied up safely,
0:08:32 > 0:08:37then you call me, I come round and we begin Operation Payback.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40How's that sound?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Sounds like a plan!
0:08:42 > 0:08:47Oh, and I've been having a sneaky little practise with his camera.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Better get to it.- Ha-ha-ha!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Oh, you know what, Shirl?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Getting to know you these last few weeks
0:08:55 > 0:08:58almost makes up for what he's done to me.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01I haven't laughed like this for years.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Well, 26 years in fact!
0:09:03 > 0:09:04No, no, no, that's not fair.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Give him his due, he was all right on his wedding night! THEY LAUGH
0:09:08 > 0:09:10How's this?
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Oh, no, you can't be subtle, love.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Men are dogs, they like a bit of filth.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21It's called sexting, they love it.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22PHONE BEEPS
0:09:22 > 0:09:24There you are, you see? Someone's keen.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26It worked!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29That's revolting.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Oh. That's Mike.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Right...
0:09:35 > 0:09:37game on, as they say!
0:09:43 > 0:09:44PHONE RINGS
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Julia!
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Hi, Zara, it's only me.
0:09:49 > 0:09:54Listen, I'm just firming up a date for the next Partner's Meeting,
0:09:54 > 0:09:55'just wondered if you wanted to be there?'
0:09:55 > 0:09:57I...
0:09:57 > 0:09:58'Well, I mean, if you don't it's OK'
0:09:58 > 0:10:02but if you do then I can make it a date that fits in with you and Joe.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04I've left him.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07You've left Daniel?!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09No, Joe! I've left him all on his own.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- With the nanny?- Mmm.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Uh-huh, he'll be fine.- But I'm not!
0:10:16 > 0:10:17'Don't beat yourself up.'
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Look, I can leave committing to a date till next week, if that's OK?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Thank you.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26And, please...try and enjoy yourself, OK?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Oh, Josephine, je t'aime.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37J'ai retourne de Waterloo et je suis faim.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Je suis faim de femme.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42What?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44I'm hungry for a woman.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Oh, right!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Do you mind if we do this in English?
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Well, we can do it however you want, you filthy little fox!
0:10:53 > 0:10:59The text thou hast sent me has given me the horn.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- (FRENCH ACCENT)- Sire, you have conquered Europe
0:11:02 > 0:11:04but can you conquer me?
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Oh, I like it, Josephine!
0:11:08 > 0:11:12I have brought you the finest Champagne from France...
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Burgundy! You see, we're in France.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17..to celebrate your victory, my Lord.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Are you sure you want to do this...m'lord?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24I want you.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Bien sur, baby.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- Just making sure he's OK. - KNOCK ON DOOR
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Hold on. Come in.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36I'm just on the phone.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40I am sorry for interrupting you but it is important, Dr Granger.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Look, I'll call you back. Bye.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46The pharmacy have been trying to call you all morning.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48They are worried that there may be a mistake
0:11:48 > 0:11:51with a prescription for a Mrs Dayman.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54I didn't give Mrs Dayman a prescription.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01You got to be joking.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Get her on the phone right away, please.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09# Not just where you pump and grind it! #
0:12:11 > 0:12:12How's it going, Shirl?
0:12:12 > 0:12:14'Do we have lift-off?'
0:12:14 > 0:12:15He's gone floppy!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17'What?! What are you talking about?'
0:12:17 > 0:12:20I don't know, he's not right he's...floppy! What do I do?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23What's happened? How much did he have?
0:12:23 > 0:12:24All of it.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26ALL OF IT?!
0:12:26 > 0:12:28He was only supposed to have a bit!
0:12:28 > 0:12:32I couldn't stop him - I didn't want him to guess, did I?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do!
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Call an ambulance! Have you called an ambulance?!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40(He's stopped breathing!)
0:12:40 > 0:12:42'WHAT?! Shirl?'
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Oh!
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh!
0:12:48 > 0:12:49PHONE RINGS
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Shirley?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54- 'Mrs Dayman? This is Dr Granger from the Mill Health Centre.'- Who?
0:12:54 > 0:12:55You came here this morning.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57I need you to come back to the surgery as soon as possible.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00You know them tranquilisers you gave me this morning...
0:13:00 > 0:13:02I didn't give you the tranquilisers, you stole...
0:13:02 > 0:13:05What happens when you take them with booze?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- 'Could it kill you?' - Have you taken some tablets...
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Mrs Dayman, have you taken an overdose?
0:13:10 > 0:13:11'Mrs Dayman?'
0:13:11 > 0:13:12Ohh!
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Mrs Dayman?!
0:13:17 > 0:13:19I don't believe it.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20OK, can you call an ambulance, please,
0:13:20 > 0:13:23to the address of Mrs Cathy Dayman.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Mike?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Mike!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Mike! MIKE!
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Mike! Mike! Mike! MIKE! MIKE!
0:13:38 > 0:13:39Oh!
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Mike! Oh!
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Oh! Oh!
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Mike!
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Mrs Dayman, what's happened? What's going on?- MIKE! Oh!
0:13:46 > 0:13:50- Have you taken the tablets? - Oh, ooh, what have I done? What have I done?!
0:13:50 > 0:13:52I need you to calm down and tell me what happened.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54If someone's taken those tablets, I need to know.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57OK, let's get you inside. Come on.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02- I'm fine, I'm fine. Honestly, It's just...- Whoa!
0:14:02 > 0:14:03No, it's all right.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04I've got wobbly legs.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07It's genetic. SHE PANTS
0:14:07 > 0:14:08I-I-I-I'm fine.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- OK, you definitely haven't taken anything?- No.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15OK. So what's going on? Who was in the ambulance?
0:14:15 > 0:14:20I-I-I-I think it might have been my...husband.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21Has he taken an overdose?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Possibly.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27And was it the tranquilisers that you had on your prescription?
0:14:27 > 0:14:31- We need to get to the hospital and let them know what he's taken. - No, no! It's all right!
0:14:31 > 0:14:32I'll take a bus.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34I've got to put my face on first.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Your husband's just taken an overdose!
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Oh, well, he does it all the time. He's an attention seeker! SHE LAUGHS
0:14:40 > 0:14:41This is not a laughing matter.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Your husband's in hospital
0:14:43 > 0:14:45having taken an overdose from a STOLEN prescription.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47The Police are going to have to get involved.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50I don't think you understand the severity of the situation.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52And I think you should think twice
0:14:52 > 0:14:58before leaving your briefcase open and wasting valuable NHS resources!
0:14:58 > 0:15:02You come in here, you accuse me of all sorts!
0:15:02 > 0:15:04I am in a very emotional state.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07My husband is seriously ill in hospital.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11So, if you don't mind, I would like to be left in peace!
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Unbelievable.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- KNOCK ON DOOR - Enter.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20I just thought you might like to know
0:15:20 > 0:15:23that Mr Bickley left the building with prescription hand!
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Bully for you.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Look, Heston, I know what you might be thinking
0:15:28 > 0:15:29but no-one was talking about you.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Well, that's very reassuring
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- but I think I can guess exactly what they are talking about.- Marina?
0:15:34 > 0:15:38Is there nothing else you want to discuss or did you just want to gloat over my past mistakes?
0:15:38 > 0:15:41No, I wasn't gloating, I was...
0:15:41 > 0:15:45I was just seeing if you were OK. Look, I'll leave you to it.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Kevin.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49I'm being a bit of a chump, aren't I?
0:15:51 > 0:15:52Chump?
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Listen, everyone round here loves you, mate.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00No-one's talking about you.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- That's very kind of you to say that.- It's true.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Look, I know what it's like when you can't face coming in.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- I've been there, it's not easy. - No, it isn't...
0:16:11 > 0:16:13but the thought of coming back was far worse.
0:16:13 > 0:16:18In reality, everyone has been charming and discreet.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20As long as you're all right.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22Kevin.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Thank you for being honest.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Yeah, on that point,
0:16:27 > 0:16:29I haven't really had the chance to talk to you
0:16:29 > 0:16:33about the whole disciplinary thing.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Case closed, as far as I'm concerned.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Top man!
0:16:42 > 0:16:46# I can't give any more
0:16:46 > 0:16:50# I can't live if living is without you... #
0:16:50 > 0:16:51SHE SOBS
0:16:51 > 0:16:54# I can't give
0:16:54 > 0:16:55# I can't l... #
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Oh, hey! You're back early. How was the salon?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Oh, sublime. Is Joe all right?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Yeah, he's been absolutely fine.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13We've been having a grand old time together.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15He's just having his half-past-one nap.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17I TOLD you to put him to sleep on his back!
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Well, I did.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22What did I tell you about putting babies to sleep on their front?!
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Zara, I put him on his back. He rolled.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I didn't want to disturb him, which is why I am sitting watching him.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Oh, it's fine, I can take over from here now.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Zara, are you all right?
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Of course I am. You can go now, we're fine on our own.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39I'm not due to leave until four, so I can stay if you need a hand?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42No, we're fine, thank you.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45I'm sure it can't have been easy leaving him.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48We're perfectly fine, thank you.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51I'll let myself out, then.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53(It's all right.)
0:17:55 > 0:17:57All right. Much prefer...
0:17:58 > 0:17:59They're going to know it was me!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Cathy, it was me that gave him the drink.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05I stole the prescription, the tablets are in my name!
0:18:05 > 0:18:07You were at aerobics, we can prove that.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10I killed him. I killed my Mikey!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- I'm going to call the police.- No!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15I'm not going to see you go down for this. It was an accident!
0:18:15 > 0:18:18We're in this together. I'm going to see you out of this.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20I can't live without him.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23I love him. I LOVE him! I LOVE HIM!
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Pull yourself together!
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Listen, you being in prison
0:18:28 > 0:18:30isn't going to make the situation any better.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Come with me.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39You were at aerobics, Mike was at home on his own.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43He was depressed, he took an overdose. End of.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Nobody will question it.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47If we stick to our side of the story. Can you do that?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Cathy, can you do that?!
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Right, this is our story.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54I'm a friend of the family.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57I rang Mike, the phone went dead, I got worried.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Came round, found him lying here.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03You have gone to your parents' in Malaga to grieve.
0:19:03 > 0:19:08I'll take care of everything here until the dust settles.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Soon as the coast is clear, I'll call you back.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12How'd you know they live in Malaga?
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Yes, can I have a cab, please?
0:19:15 > 0:19:1816 Coleworth Drive.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21To go to Birmingham airport.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22(Passport?)
0:19:23 > 0:19:25As soon as possible.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Thank you.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29Take it!
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Right...
0:19:33 > 0:19:34are we in accord?
0:19:34 > 0:19:38- What?- I said are we in accord?!
0:19:38 > 0:19:39Mmm.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Say it then! Say, "We are in accord."
0:19:41 > 0:19:44- We are in accord.- Let's go!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50I'll reserve you a ticket at the airport.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Be strong.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53We can do this!
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Yes, you can help me.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06I'd like a one-way ticket to Malaga, please.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07PHONE RINGS
0:20:10 > 0:20:11'How's he doing?'
0:20:11 > 0:20:16Oh, erm, is that the time? I must have fallen asleep.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17It's so quiet here.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21- You're not going to believe the kind of day I'm having.- Can it wait?
0:20:21 > 0:20:23I'm in the middle of a massage.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24'Er, yeah, sure.'
0:20:24 > 0:20:27I just wanted to check how Joe getting on with Aliona?
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Exactly the same as the last time you called.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33'I told you, they're having a grand old time together.'
0:20:33 > 0:20:34'Oooh.'
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Oh, yes, that's the spot! Ah.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39So, is there anything else?
0:20:39 > 0:20:41- No, not really.- Good.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Because I'm hoping to fit in a leg wax before I come home.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Good, OK, all right, I'll speak to you later.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Bye.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Stop the car!
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Stop now!
0:21:01 > 0:21:04KNOCK ON DOOR Yep.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07- Oh, hi, Heston!- Yeah, Kevin, hi.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- Erm... Can I ask you a quick question?- Yeah, go for it.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Erm, I don't want to make a song and dance about it
0:21:13 > 0:21:16but how do you think people would feel
0:21:16 > 0:21:20about a welcome-back staff drink for me tomorrow night?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Champagne on me.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Well, actually, at first I was thinking,
0:21:25 > 0:21:28"No way they'll go for that," but now that you mention free booze...
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- I'm sure that'll swing it!- (Would you mind putting the word out?)
0:21:31 > 0:21:33My pleasure.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41I did steal 'em...
0:21:41 > 0:21:43and I'm sorry
0:21:43 > 0:21:46but I never meant him no harm,
0:21:46 > 0:21:49I was just wanted to teach him a lesson, that's all!
0:21:50 > 0:21:53But I never meant for him to die!
0:21:54 > 0:21:55I love him!
0:21:55 > 0:21:57And, before you say anything,
0:21:57 > 0:22:01I just want you to know I've called the police and told them everything
0:22:01 > 0:22:03and they're on their way round to the house.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Hang on, did you say "die"?
0:22:04 > 0:22:05It was an accident!
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Just a stupid, stupid accident...
0:22:09 > 0:22:13Cathy, Mike's not dead. Why would you think that?
0:22:13 > 0:22:15He was discharged from the hospital a couple of hours ago
0:22:15 > 0:22:17I just spoke to them.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18He's absolutely fine.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Not dead?
0:22:24 > 0:22:25No.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30What's going on?
0:22:30 > 0:22:33My house is up for sale! Here, give me that!
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- I'm bloody going to kill him! - Hold on - whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Hold on! Hold on!
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Let's find out what's going on first.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43What has he done to me, Daniel?
0:22:43 > 0:22:45OK, just give me the sign.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50This one's got a brick barbecue!
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Australia is the home of the barbecue, Shirl. They respect it.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56You're going to find it as a central garden feature
0:22:56 > 0:22:57in most of the properties.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00But didn't expect to find it in our price range.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Well, it is now!
0:23:02 > 0:23:03THEY GIGGLE
0:23:03 > 0:23:05I see.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Cathy!
0:23:07 > 0:23:08Hello, love.
0:23:09 > 0:23:10What's going on?
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Erm...
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Erm, I'm...
0:23:15 > 0:23:18I'm just on the internet.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19I thought you were in Spain.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22I thought you were dead.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25I'm better now.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27You planned this?
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- Well, she did mostly...- Yes, we did.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33There's no point denying it, Mick.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37You actually planned all this?
0:23:37 > 0:23:38Right.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40It's beginning to make sense now!
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Is it? Enlighten me. Someone.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45You thought you'd scare me off
0:23:45 > 0:23:48so you can run away together and sell my house. Is that it?
0:23:48 > 0:23:49You've got to be joking.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Cathy, Mick and I are in love.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54We are moving to Australia.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Oh, so it wasn't just the one-night stand, eh?
0:23:57 > 0:24:00How long's this been going on?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- Mick and I have been...- AHH!
0:24:03 > 0:24:06I am talking to my husband.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09How long?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Six months.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14A year!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16How could you?
0:24:16 > 0:24:22Cath, we both know it's been going nowhere for a long time.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Yes, but I thought you were dead.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27I didn't actually SAY he was dead.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Oh, so, that makes it all right, then, does it?!
0:24:30 > 0:24:33- Well, you were happy enough to poison Mick!- Yeah!- Mick?!
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Mick?! It's MIKE!
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Oh, I wish I had killed you now.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Mr Dayman,
0:24:39 > 0:24:42both the hospital staff and I were convinced you'd had an overdose.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44So, I think we deserve an explanation.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47Acting.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50But the blood test from the hospital...
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Oh, I had a bit of a drink,
0:24:52 > 0:24:57in case they tested my blood, like, but the rest was acting.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01My husband...ex-husband fancies himself as a bit of an actor.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05- I do dabble, as they say, doctor. - Shut up, you prat!
0:25:05 > 0:25:07The only thing is, Dr Granger,
0:25:07 > 0:25:10that nobody's ever had the guts to tell him how bad he is.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Have they, Shirley?
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Well, that's uncalled for.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19OK, this is beyond anything... The police are going to deal with this.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21You're all as bad as each other!
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Police?!
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Did you think I was going to get away with not calling them?
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Did you think I was going to try and get away with killing you?!
0:25:31 > 0:25:35- Well, tell 'em it was a mistake. We'll sort it out.- I'd rather not.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36And you!
0:25:36 > 0:25:39I thought you were my friend. I trusted you!
0:25:41 > 0:25:47Oh, officers, I think there's someone here who'd like to make a confession.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Hello?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Hey, sorry I'm late.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59I had the most insane day.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Jeremy Kyle has nothing on these people!
0:26:01 > 0:26:05- Shh! You'll wake Joe.- Where is he? - I've just put him down.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09- Oh, I was hoping to get a cuddle before he went to bed.- He was dropping off. It's late.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12OK. Well, I guess I'll just have to cuddle you instead!
0:26:12 > 0:26:16- Wait, just waiting for my nails to dry!- OK.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19So, how was Joe when you got back?
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Fine. Aliona's great with him.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24And he's good with her?
0:26:25 > 0:26:26Yeah.
0:26:27 > 0:26:32Great. So, how was your massage?
0:26:32 > 0:26:33Oh...
0:26:33 > 0:26:34Oh, it was EXHAUSTING!
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Must have been all the stress coming out.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39- Yeah, must be. - Actually, I'm ready to drop.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42I think I'll just run myself a bath and go to bed.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- Sorry, didn't have time to cook or anything.- It's fine.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46I think there's...
0:26:46 > 0:26:49some bread, or something, in the fridge.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Great.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Oh, very sleek and gorgeous! Is that for your date with egg man?
0:27:04 > 0:27:07You OK? You look awful.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Is the incomparable Julia around?
0:27:09 > 0:27:10You must be...
0:27:10 > 0:27:11Martin Millar.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14- What's wrong with her? - How much alcohol has she had?
0:27:14 > 0:27:15None. She doesn't drink.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Are we all going to The Icon Bar? Works do, sorry.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Your friend Martin is coming with!
0:27:20 > 0:27:21WINDOW SMASHING
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