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0:00:29 > 0:00:31MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING

0:00:43 > 0:00:45MUSIC CHANGES: "Down Under" by Men at Work

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Dragon fruit.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Went round all the delis in Solihull.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Babes, you're a legend.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Sydney, 2004.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Breakfast. Overlooking the bay.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Good day, Lady Moo, can I just tell you how sexy you look this morning?

0:01:01 > 0:01:04No, Lord Bullock. You have been most remiss.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14# We come from a land down under... #

0:01:17 > 0:01:19MUSIC CHANGES BACK

0:01:19 > 0:01:21When I do make an effort, you don't give a monkeys!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23What's the point?

0:01:32 > 0:01:34COMPUTER CHIMES

0:01:37 > 0:01:39"Morning.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41"Free to talk?"

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Smileys.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52"Got your photo. You're very, very, very attractive."

0:01:52 > 0:01:53You're cute.

0:01:54 > 0:01:55"Thanks."

0:01:57 > 0:01:59You have an open face.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01"Thanks again."

0:02:01 > 0:02:05Open is a good thing.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10"We could meet. If you're ready, that is."

0:02:12 > 0:02:15I don't want to shatter your illusions.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Seen the phone charger? - On the bedside table.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23I found it under your clothes.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27Thanks.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Let's do it.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40Just to remind you, I'm deciding today whether Karen or Mrs Tembe

0:02:40 > 0:02:42get the temporary practice manager's role.

0:02:42 > 0:02:43Watch out, Alan Sugar.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45If they come to you for help on a task,

0:02:45 > 0:02:48treat them like you did Julia on a very bad day.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Can you spread the word? Thanks.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Why would anyone they want that job?

0:02:53 > 0:02:54Beats me.

0:02:56 > 0:03:01Right. There will be two parts to your assessment.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04The first is a real practice manager style task. Self explanatory.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06I need those in by 4.30 today.

0:03:06 > 0:03:11And during the course of the morning I'll be having a little "chat" with each of you.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- By the end of the day, I'll let you know who's got the role. - What sort of a chat?

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Oh, usual sort of thing. Why you're perfect for the role,

0:03:17 > 0:03:21why the other person's awful. That sort of thing.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24Doctor Carmichael.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Would I be right in saying that whoever secures this position

0:03:27 > 0:03:31will have a better chance of getting the job permanently?

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Can't do you any harm.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43Freya just called. She wants to talk about something.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45I'm going out for a drink with her after work.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47You'll be late, then?

0:03:47 > 0:03:48Don't know. I'll text, OK?

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Hold on. Hold on.

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Hiya, Babs.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Hiya. You OK?

0:04:01 > 0:04:02'Yes love, I'm good.'

0:04:02 > 0:04:05That's cos you're in love. Listen, can't talk long.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07I need to ask a favour.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Go on, then. - 'I'm planning this surprise party'

0:04:09 > 0:04:11for Jake's birthday...

0:04:11 > 0:04:15- 'Ah!'- ..and I'm going to a potential venue tonight

0:04:15 > 0:04:17to have a look around, chat with the manager, you know.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19But I've told Jake I'm going to be with you.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Is that OK?

0:04:21 > 0:04:23I'd love to be your alibi. What's the venue?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Zorro's. You been?

0:04:25 > 0:04:26Zorro's...

0:04:26 > 0:04:30Oh, yes, that sophisticated wine bar? I'm a regular there(!)

0:04:31 > 0:04:32'Jake will love it.'

0:04:32 > 0:04:34'I want us to go out'

0:04:34 > 0:04:37for real soon. I need to hear all about Mandy.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41- Mandy? No, love, I don't know anyone called Mandy.- Oi!

0:04:41 > 0:04:43'Yeah, right!'

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Listen, got to go. Thanks so much. Love you.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49OK, love you too. Good luck tonight. Bye.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52I think you'll really like Babs.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57And she's married to Jake?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00They got together at Uni, second term. Great couple.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Got married two years after we graduated.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Had their ups and downs recently.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08But if she's organising him a surprise birthday party.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Sounds like she's got a hot date to me.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13- You what?- That's what she's asking you to cover for.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17OK, you've never met her.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20So, what gives you the right to make assumptions about my mate?

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Because Zorro's closed down a month ago.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28You're a receptionist. You answer phones.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32That is one of my many, many responsibilities, yes.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34So, why on earth should I give you this job?

0:05:36 > 0:05:37'Why?'

0:05:37 > 0:05:38Why give it to anyone else?

0:05:38 > 0:05:40I'm tolerant, easy to get on with.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44I get on with people, which is what this job's about, isn't it?

0:05:44 > 0:05:48What about people dumping their day on you and then blaming you for it?

0:05:48 > 0:05:53- I'm a mum.- What about pressure? Real pressure.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54I can handle it, definitely.

0:05:54 > 0:05:59In conclusion, I would bring a real sense of priorities.

0:06:01 > 0:06:05Sadly, I feel obliged to mention that the other candidate in this process

0:06:05 > 0:06:06may not be suitable.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10She can be a little scattered in her thinking.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13You would hardly describe her as easy to work with, would you?

0:06:13 > 0:06:18- "Her"?- Mrs Tembe. Come on, Zara, you know what she's like.

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Disorganised.

0:06:19 > 0:06:25That is your word not mine, Dr Carmichael, but I think it is a very good one, really.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28It's just who she is. A bit of a Hitler.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Any other crippling flaws in your rival?

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Well, actually, there is one more thing.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38She's very focussed on her family.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42A woman of the home, I believe.

0:06:43 > 0:06:48"Blue and white stripy shirt, and I'll be carrying a Financial Times."

0:06:49 > 0:06:52LOL.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54"So this red top you're going to wear."

0:06:54 > 0:06:55MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Hi, Freya.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00'Babs?'

0:07:00 > 0:07:01What is it?

0:07:01 > 0:07:05- I just heard, love. Zorro's closed down last month. - It can't have.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07know. Bit of a shock, right?

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Well, I'd better find somewhere else, then!

0:07:11 > 0:07:13That is what you're doing tonight, isn't it?

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- 'Sorting out Jake's party?' - Yeah.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17- Are you sure? - COMPUTER CHIMES

0:07:20 > 0:07:23- There's a lot to talk about. - I've got a couple of minutes, why don't you try me?

0:07:27 > 0:07:30I'll tell you everything when I see you. I promise.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34But please, if Jake asks, I'm with you tonight, yeah?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36'OK, listen, love.'

0:07:36 > 0:07:41You lying to Jake. That's your business. But...

0:07:41 > 0:07:42'I need to know what's going on.'

0:07:42 > 0:07:46COMPUTER CHIMES Trust me on this.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49'Babs, I need to know why I'm lying for you, sweetheart.'

0:07:49 > 0:07:50I can't tell you.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54Well, then I can't help. I'm sorry.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Bye.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01PHONE RINGS

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Scarlet.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07'Sorry, Elaine.'

0:08:07 > 0:08:11There are more pressing budget requirements than ergonomic chairs.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15So what happens if half the doctors are off with back pain?

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Is this all for one month? - That's just the bare essentials.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Or RSI?

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Not investing in staff wellbeing is a false economy, Karen.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Karen. Couple of things I need add to the list.- Oh, great.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29- So can you cover all our stuff? - No.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31The chairs, Karen. What about the chairs?

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Elaine, we've got chairs!

0:08:33 > 0:08:37I am afraid Dr Clay and Dr Wilson have already asked for the very same Friday off.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39But it's a mate's stag weekend.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Can you not join them on the Saturday?- No!

0:08:42 > 0:08:46Mrs Tembe. Sorry. Slipped my mind earlier. Monday 18th. Morning seminar in Coventry.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49But two other doctors have already asked for the same day off.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51I'm already booked on it. Sorry.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54That's not a seminar, Mrs Tembe. That's a jolly.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56- So this stag weekend- Excuse me.- Yes?

0:08:56 > 0:09:00Is Doctor Wilson still here? I really need to speak her.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Where are you meeting him?

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Bar Samba.

0:09:06 > 0:09:106.30. I've been up front all along about being married.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Has Jake got any idea how serious things are?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15I can't get through to him.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18It's like he's in some sort of shell.

0:09:18 > 0:09:23- What about relationship counselling? - Freya, I just have to do something.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26For my sanity.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29My friends are falling in love all around me.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Look at you. It's exciting, right?

0:09:32 > 0:09:33Yes.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36It's mad and dangerous and...

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Well, suddenly I've got butterflies in my stomach again, too.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41And all I've done is talk to him online.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43That's got to mean something, hasn't it?

0:09:43 > 0:09:47- What kind of man deliberately goes for a married woman?- Oh, Freya!

0:09:47 > 0:09:49I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Babs.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Can't you see how unhappy I am?

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Yes, love, and that really hurts me

0:09:57 > 0:10:01but you're going to have to find another friend to lie for you.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Isn't helping a friend in need what friendship's all about?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14- Jimmi, have you got a moment?- Sure.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17It's about this stock review.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21I don't understand how you can prioritise all these things

0:10:21 > 0:10:22and keep people happy.

0:10:22 > 0:10:23That's the point. You can't.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27Even if you perform miracles as practice manager, no-one appreciates it.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31You get to work with all the most difficult patients. And it's not even that well paid.

0:10:31 > 0:10:32Julia was a total saint. Good luck.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Hi. - Why aren't you at the Campus?

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Because I wanted to give you this. I've found us a running schedule.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42"Couch to 10k in a month"?

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Got it off the internet. It's perfect.

0:10:45 > 0:10:46I don't know about that

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Maybe we could do a few miles this evening, just to ease ourselves into it.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52- A few miles?- Please, Jimmi, I really want us to do this.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Love you.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00Right, I'm off to meet Daniel, then I'm going straight home.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Mrs Tembe? You OK?

0:11:07 > 0:11:11Doctor Clay, I have to hand in the holiday roster to

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Doctor Carmichael in 20 minutes,

0:11:13 > 0:11:17and I am still no nearer to satisfying everyone's wishes.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20- That's because it's impossible. - Oh.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Julia once told me

0:11:22 > 0:11:26that a good practice manager needs the thick skin of a politician.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Do you really want to be a politician, Mrs Tembe?

0:11:33 > 0:11:35We should do this more often.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Yeah. It took me precisely four minutes to drive here.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41- Looking forward to tonight, then? - Actually, no.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Babs has got this really big night planned

0:11:45 > 0:11:49and I am meant to be studying for my accreditation.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Is that why you came?

0:11:52 > 0:11:54To ask me to ask her to go easy on you?

0:11:54 > 0:11:57No. I wanted to tell you something.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01It's not me she wants to be out with tonight.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02What?

0:12:02 > 0:12:05What Babs needs at the moment is some serious

0:12:05 > 0:12:07pampering from her husband.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08And she told you this?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Yeah, I spoke to her earlier.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14She just wants to feel closer to you again.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16She's really missing you.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19I'm missing her too.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23What should I do?

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Make her an offer she can't refuse.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38- In a boozer with a baby. So wrong, but so right.- Hello, mate.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40- How you doing? - Really well. Get the pints in?

0:12:42 > 0:12:44What wrong impression?

0:12:44 > 0:12:48I didn't want you to think I don't rate Mrs Tembe. Because I do.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51- In many ways I think she's better suited to this job than me.- How?

0:12:51 > 0:12:54When she starts something she'll always see it through to the end.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56And you won't?

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Well, I can get distracted by things.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01That's very...honest of you.

0:13:01 > 0:13:06- And she doesn't have the family stuff that sometimes get in the way. - Right.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09I don't want you to think that I don't want the job.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10I just want you to have the full picture.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14So you can choose right person. Cos that's what's important.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Thank you, Mrs Hollins. Mrs Tembe?

0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Mrs Hollins.- Mrs Tembe.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27As I reminded Mrs Hollins, Mrs Tembe,

0:13:27 > 0:13:30I will let you know either way before the end of the day.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Dr Carmichael. About Mrs Hollins.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41I feel I was rather harsh earlier.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44In the interest of fair play I think I should tell you

0:13:44 > 0:13:49about some of her more, well, positive qualities.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52Come in, Mrs Tembe.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56So, you're a tedious, early middle-aged married man.

0:13:56 > 0:14:01Why take the next logical step and become a partner?

0:14:03 > 0:14:04So that's what this is about?

0:14:04 > 0:14:08I wouldn't be asking if I didn't think you'd be brilliant.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11No, I don't think so.

0:14:11 > 0:14:12Come on, Jim.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Do you know how many times Julia asked me?

0:14:16 > 0:14:18I love the police work.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20I can't take on a partnership on top of that.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Maybe one day I will want more responsibility.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26But right now all I want is a quiet life.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28This is the point I'm supposed to twist your arm.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31But you're right. Quiet life.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Good plan.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Listen, do you and Zara ever find it hard to keep things sparky?

0:14:39 > 0:14:42We have absolutely no problems in that department.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Even with a kid.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Yeah, we're the same.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50That's good. Make the most of it, though.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Other married mates say wall-to-wall sex dries up after two years.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55BABY CRIES

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Come on, little man.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04There are one or two things only Mummy can help with.

0:15:04 > 0:15:05Well, two!

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Where is it?

0:15:07 > 0:15:08- Do you want me to...?- Please.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14Oh, there we go.

0:15:18 > 0:15:19Hello.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Not bad.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Surprise! You look great.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Thank you.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36It is Freya you're seeing, isn't it?

0:15:36 > 0:15:39- Yeah.- Do you realise what today is?

0:15:42 > 0:15:46- It's.....- It's nine years and two days since our first snog. So I want to take you out.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Tonight?

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Yes, tonight. To the student union.

0:15:51 > 0:15:57We'll get some burger and chips, washed down with cheap, warm beer.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59It'll be 2003 all over again.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02You never know, might even pay by cheque.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Freya's already on her way to meet me.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08I don't think she's that up for it, to be honest.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09How would you know?

0:16:09 > 0:16:11She came by work this afternoon.

0:16:11 > 0:16:12So how about it?

0:16:12 > 0:16:16Come on, I think a night out is just what we need.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19It's a really sweet idea.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21But I really want to see Freya tonight.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23What?

0:16:23 > 0:16:25We could do it tomorrow?

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Yeah. OK. Right.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33See you later, then.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43You deserve it, really.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46I feel exactly the same way about you, Mrs Hollins.

0:16:48 > 0:16:52I've been tied up with patients and haven't gone through your tasks yet.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Why don't you both head home and I'll let you know in the morning?

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Sorry, you did say you would decide today. I don't think I'd sleep.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02- I am happy to stay as long as it takes.- OK.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05OK. Well, you'll just have to wait here.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Thank you.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24What are you doing?

0:17:24 > 0:17:25Making sure you're OK.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Why did you go and see Jake?

0:17:29 > 0:17:30I thought it was a good idea.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31Is this a good idea?

0:17:31 > 0:17:35I was kind of... I was kind of hoping you'd be here with Jake.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37You put him up to that.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39He wants to be with you, Babs.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41- Right. You could tell that.- Yes.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Look, I need to do this, OK?

0:17:45 > 0:17:46OK.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48At least let me make sure you're safe.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52In case Hugh's some cocktail bar slasher?

0:17:52 > 0:17:58Yes! Actually. What does he look like?

0:17:58 > 0:17:59Stripy shirt, carrying an FT.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02There we go. He's a complete nutter.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05I won't say anything, I promise.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12All right. Where's Freya?

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Jake! Hiya, love!

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Hi.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Sorry, I was just in the loo.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Took my pint and my book in there, as well

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Twice in one day, that's really nice.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Yeah. Want me to get the round in?

0:18:30 > 0:18:33- Hold on! How did he know we were here?- I didn't say anything.

0:18:33 > 0:18:34She didn't. I followed you.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36What?

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Well, I got these vibes.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40How you seemed this morning, how Freya was.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42I was wrong. I'm sorry.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44I'll get you both a drink, then I'll go. OK?

0:18:52 > 0:18:56What?! I haven't told him about Hugh, OK?

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Come on, Babs, I wouldn't do that.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Trust Jake to spoil everything!

0:19:05 > 0:19:07You stupid cow!

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Jake loves you.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13And you love Jake, he's perfect for you.

0:19:13 > 0:19:18And yet here you are, sneaking around, lying, making me sneak around lying,

0:19:18 > 0:19:21you're making Jake feel like he has to stalk you.

0:19:21 > 0:19:25Can you snap out of this, please?

0:19:25 > 0:19:29You need to get out of there now before this Hugh comes in

0:19:29 > 0:19:31and really screws up your marriage.

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Come on!

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Jake, let's go somewhere else.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Eh? I just got served.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Yeah...but Freya wants to go.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Er, yeah, I really don't like it here,

0:19:49 > 0:19:52I much prefer the boozer over the road.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Come on, then.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56What's the hurry?

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Come and find us when you're ready.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Babes!

0:20:06 > 0:20:08You forgot something.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Oh, no.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17- Great to see you, mate.- And you.

0:20:18 > 0:20:22Listen, I'm really happy, genuinely, that you're so happy being hitched.

0:20:22 > 0:20:27Well, me and Cherry, we're really, we're great, but...

0:20:27 > 0:20:29this isn't about us, it's about you.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31- Me?- Yeah, you being a father and loving it.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34I have to say, I'm really inspired.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38Thanks, mate. I haven't really given you the whole story.

0:20:38 > 0:20:39No?

0:20:39 > 0:20:41No, if I'm being honest,

0:20:41 > 0:20:44since this little thing landed in my life,

0:20:44 > 0:20:47I don't really know who I am any more...

0:20:47 > 0:20:50But...that's all right .

0:20:50 > 0:20:52- Yeah?- Yeah.

0:20:53 > 0:20:57- Now you're just being soppy. - Yes, I am. Bring it in.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59See you soon.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01OK, mate, take care. See ya.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06She's a great liar but she's awful at deleting internet tracks.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10First I found which website she'd been on.

0:21:10 > 0:21:14Then I found her profile. "Married. Bored."

0:21:14 > 0:21:16I just had to see how far she would take it.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17So you created Hugh.

0:21:17 > 0:21:21It can't have been you. Not all the time.

0:21:21 > 0:21:22Sorry to disappoint you.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26This morning. When you came in our room....

0:21:26 > 0:21:30On the landing. In the loo. This is Hugh.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Glad you liked the photo. "A good listener, eh?"

0:21:34 > 0:21:35You weirdo.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Every moment that we were online,

0:21:38 > 0:21:40all I wanted was for you to say "stop".

0:21:41 > 0:21:45When I asked you out earlier on, I was praying you'd say yes.

0:21:45 > 0:21:49- I can't have a conversation with him anymore. This is the problem.- You think you're a princess in a tower!

0:21:51 > 0:21:54You're jealous of all your new friends in new relationships,

0:21:54 > 0:21:56and you're stuck in an old one with me. Well, guess what.

0:21:56 > 0:22:00Sometimes I get jealous of my friends, too.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Sometimes it kills me! But I've never doubted us.

0:22:02 > 0:22:07I saw this as a point in our lives that we just get through.

0:22:07 > 0:22:11But you, you clearly saw this as the end of the road.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13You're right.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Maybe we shouldn't be together any more.

0:22:18 > 0:22:23No listen, I don't know what you wrote, but it worked.

0:22:23 > 0:22:24Sorry to get you involved in this.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30Oh, come on, will you go after him, please!

0:22:30 > 0:22:33- And say what?- Whatever it takes.

0:22:35 > 0:22:39Listen. Those butterflies that you've been feeling? That's Jake.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43- His words have put them there, nobody else's.- Maybe.

0:22:43 > 0:22:49Look, go after him! Say you're sorry. Talk to him. Fight!

0:22:49 > 0:22:54Because, believe me, what you two have got, that's worth fighting for.

0:22:55 > 0:22:56I don't deserve....

0:22:56 > 0:23:01No. You don't deserve me. Now go on.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15I should have tried harder to talk about it.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Jake, what I did was horrible.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21I'm so, so sorry.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23I understand if you don't feel like forgiving me, but....

0:23:23 > 0:23:26Did you plan on sleeping with Hugh?

0:23:26 > 0:23:29- What?- Oh, come on! You must have thought about it.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31- That's not what this was about. - But would you have?

0:23:32 > 0:23:35- If tonight had gone well, would you have slept with him? - Don't be stupid, Jake!

0:23:35 > 0:23:37That's a yes.

0:23:37 > 0:23:41Look, I've been an idiot. I screwed up.

0:23:41 > 0:23:45But you can't add to my crimes intention to sleep with someone who never even existed.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49You're missing the point. I want you to say "yes".

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Why?

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Because that would mean you'd properly fallen for me.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55At least I'd have that.

0:23:56 > 0:23:57What a mess.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Do you want me to sleep in the spare room?

0:24:04 > 0:24:07No. I want you to go.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12OK.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14I'll stay with my mum.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20'This is the answer phone of Dr Heston Carter.

0:24:20 > 0:24:24'If you wish to leave a message please speak after the beep.'

0:24:24 > 0:24:28Heston, I have absolutely no idea how to make this decision.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31They are both as hopeless as each other, so please call back.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Pick up the phone, Daniel.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41- 'You're through to Daniel Grainger's...'- Argh!

0:24:47 > 0:24:49I'll come back for more stuff tomorrow.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58I did enjoy talking to you online.

0:24:58 > 0:24:59So did I.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02That's pretty dark.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04It was double-edged.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06You made me laugh.

0:25:06 > 0:25:07So did you.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10CAR HORN BEEPS

0:25:10 > 0:25:13Be great if you could just go back, wouldn't it?

0:25:13 > 0:25:16First e-mails. Messaging.

0:25:16 > 0:25:17First date.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20Yeah. But you can't though, can you?

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Might be worth a try, though.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28- Just a thought.- Maybe.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Call me any time. OK?

0:25:34 > 0:25:37No. I might write, though.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40ENGINE STARTS

0:26:09 > 0:26:12So sorry to have been keeping you waiting, ladies.

0:26:12 > 0:26:18But, after a rigorous, 360 degree assessment of each of you,

0:26:18 > 0:26:23I can finally reveal that the winner is...

0:26:32 > 0:26:33Mrs Tembe.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35- I'm really sorry, Karen.- It's OK.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38There was hardly anything in it.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41I'm not taking it personally, honestly. Bye!

0:26:42 > 0:26:46So, Mrs Tembe. You must be thrilled.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48I am certainly overwhelmed.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05It's a big day for her.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08I know, but it's not like she got the job for real, is it?

0:27:08 > 0:27:10- Please take me home with you. - What?

0:27:10 > 0:27:12I don't want to go home with her.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15I'm amazed you're so chilled out about next week.

0:27:15 > 0:27:19- What about next week?- Has anyone seen my patient, Tony Marsden?

0:27:19 > 0:27:20Excuse me!

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Mrs Devene, I'm really, really sorry

0:27:22 > 0:27:25but your son seems to have disappeared

0:27:25 > 0:27:27Well, where's he gone?

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