0:00:29 > 0:00:32Right, mister, don't forget you're making your own tea tonight.
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Why? Where you going?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36It's Heston's do, thing, I told you.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Not at the Icon?
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Calm down. You don't even work there any more.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43I told the boss I'd cover for him tonight.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47Aw, that's fantastic! Mate's rates it is, then.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50No way. I want you out and your cronies out by 11 at the latest.
0:00:50 > 0:00:5411? We'll only just be getting started.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57I mean it, Mum. None of your smoking parsley in the bogs.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00I've got loads of coursework due in and some new barmaid
0:01:00 > 0:01:04- I'm supposed to keep an eye on. - You'll save us a table though, won't you? And break out the bar snacks.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Will you just get lost! I am trying to work.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17What about The Help? It's perfect. I've got a copy by my bed. It's got everything,
0:01:17 > 0:01:22- bit of feminism, race, political history...- Have you read it?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Seen the film.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27OK. Gossip magazine?
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Is this really necessary? It's just Letherbridge Life.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Yes! This whole house is a disaster.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38They're going to look at it, they're going to look at us
0:01:38 > 0:01:40and think what saddo lives here?
0:01:40 > 0:01:44What kind of deluded person has a fair-trade, embroidered
0:01:44 > 0:01:46remote-control holder?
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Sit down will you, sit down.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50It's you that's making the place look a mess.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Ooh, you look very sleek and gorgeous. Is that for your date with egg man?
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Will you stop going on about that Martin guy. I've told you.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05He's rude and arrogant and I wouldn't cross the road for him.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Date? But you are coming to the Icon?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Doctor Carter needs to see a unified show of support.
0:02:11 > 0:02:16- So you've cancelled him, then? - I don't need to do I, he just assumed....
0:02:16 > 0:02:19I think we should stop talking about Mrs Parson's
0:02:19 > 0:02:22romantic entanglements and turn our attention to the stock-take.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25What? You mean you didn't finish that while I was out for lunch?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Hello. Can I help you?
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Yeah, can I...- Yeah, my sister needs to see the doctor.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36- I'm sure she can talk for herself - what's your name?- Sunpreet Sharda.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39She's got a really bad tummy ache and she keeps wanting to be sick.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Like an infection or something... My parents want me to get her checked out.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Your parents?
0:02:43 > 0:02:47We're both living away. This is her first year at uni.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Right.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Dr Granger is doing our drop-in clinic today,
0:02:50 > 0:02:53so if you take a seat over there he won't be very long.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Why do you do that, talk for me?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00That woman thinks you're really weird.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05- I have to, don't I? Or you wouldn't bother to come. - I don't even need to see a doctor.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08No arguments, Mum said. Do you want me to come in with you?
0:03:08 > 0:03:09No.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12How is he?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14'He just finished painting a picture'
0:03:14 > 0:03:15of the Eiffel tower, and now
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- 'he's playing piano.' - We haven't got a piano.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Don't ask silly questions, then.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21'I just wondering'
0:03:21 > 0:03:23how he was after yesterday.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- 'What?'- His first time left on his own with Aliona.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Be understandable if he was a bit unsettled,
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- 'anxious.'- He's not.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Good.- 'If he shows any signs of attachment disorder,'
0:03:33 > 0:03:35believe me, you'll be the first to know.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Look, I can't help feeling a little bit paranoid if you don't keep me in the loop.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42If you want to be "in the loop" - phone Aliona
0:03:42 > 0:03:43and ask her to baby-sit later.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Right. Fine.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- KNOCK ON DOOR - Daniel, you've got... Sorry.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Two secs. Zara?
0:03:51 > 0:03:55How are you, darling? How's that picture of the Eiffel tower coming on?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Right. The cafetiere is loaded.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59News to me we even had one.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Do you think it's bad if she sees a doctor drinking coffee? I think maybe I should have a green tea.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Come on, this is ridiculous!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Why are you even trying to impress this Cara woman?
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Because she does a lot of proper famous people...
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Who?
0:04:13 > 0:04:17That bloke off Strictly. And besides, if she takes against me, that could...
0:04:17 > 0:04:20She could alienate all my fans.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22That's why "proper" famous celebs don't do interviews.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Look, this is all I've got at the moment and I'm sorry
0:04:26 > 0:04:30but being a local celebrity is a bit more appealing to me right now
0:04:30 > 0:04:32than being a failed GP.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33You are not failed.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Do you know how insulting that is to the rest of the population?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- DOOR BELL RINGS - OK, look, Mand.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44I know you think this is sad and I know you think this is cheesy,
0:04:44 > 0:04:46but, please, I need you on my side.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Do you have your period at the moment?
0:04:54 > 0:04:56No.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Bowel movements OK?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Yes.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Do you want to hop on the couch for me?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04It's not that bad, it's just my brother stressing.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06OK, why don't you show me where it hurts.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08There.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Bit tender?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- Suppose. - Does it hurt when you urinate?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Are you going to the loo any more than usual?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Not sure.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22You're at uni, is that right?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Yeah. - And how's the social life there?
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Any chance you could be overdoing it?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27How do you mean?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Just trying to work out if this is alcohol related.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31It's not. I don't drink.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34OK. Sorry. But you wouldn't believe how many students
0:05:34 > 0:05:38we get in here claiming to have some life-threatening illness
0:05:38 > 0:05:40when actually it's a hangover.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41I can't be sure what's wrong,
0:05:41 > 0:05:45so why don't we rule out a urinary infection first?
0:05:46 > 0:05:50If you just want to take this to the loo and give me a sample,
0:05:50 > 0:05:51we can go from there.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56- Nice to meet you.- Coffee?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Hell no, not after midday or I'm like a crazy woman.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Just water with a slice of lemon.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04You might just have to make do with a squirt.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07OK, so... where do you want me?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10The sofa is fine. We'll do the photos after.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15So. You have just met the infamous Mandy.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16We're not on yet.
0:06:19 > 0:06:24So, Freya. Are you one frank female?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Yes. Totally.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31I don't think there's any point doing a blog unless your honest.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33And because it's how life really is,
0:06:33 > 0:06:37the everyday frustrations, that's why people connect to it.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41- How many fans have you got now? - 3,217.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49And are they ALL lesbians?
0:06:50 > 0:06:55No, no. They're mainly women.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Just people from all over the world who like what I say.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01I think of blogging as a kind of a soap opera.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04So, something happens to me,
0:07:04 > 0:07:06I write about it and my fans check in to find out how it went.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08You're something of a seamstress too, I hear.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Tell me about this quilt.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13My mum would actually kill herself laughing
0:07:13 > 0:07:17if she could hear you saying that, but it's true, it is true.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20The quilt forms a kind of frame for the blog.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24I started it the same time as I started going out with Mand
0:07:24 > 0:07:28and they're the two threads that keep everything together.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Well, it works.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34I had a read last night and, seriously, I was still sitting there two hours later.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37See, that is great that you get it...
0:07:37 > 0:07:39But what all readers will want to know,
0:07:39 > 0:07:43is how on earth you combine this with being a busy GP?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Um...Trainee GP, actually.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47So when do you qualify?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51It's...
0:07:51 > 0:07:53I was...
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Well, it's... it's really complicated.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00OK. What area of medicine do you think you'll follow, then?
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Something to do with women's issues?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Yeah!
0:08:05 > 0:08:09But just because she's a woman, she doesn't want to become ghettoised.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11She's just as popular with all her patients.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14So, Mandy. I hear you're a nurse...
0:08:17 > 0:08:20That's what we've been missing? A proper, old-school Heston night out.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Really, it was more of a general suggestion.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Isn't it supposed to be Zara's big welcome back?- There you go.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Some women lose their identities when they've had a baby. We can show her she's still part of the team.
0:08:30 > 0:08:35This is Zara we're talking about. She's not going to be sitting at home mashing organic carrots.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Seven-week-old babies aren't on solids.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40All right, Cherry, let's not go on about it, hey.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Mrs Westlake, if you'd like to come through?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50What were you doing? You've been ages.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51I couldn't do one.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52What do you mean?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54I can't help it if I don't need a wee.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Tell the doctor, then. Excuse me.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- She couldn't do you a thingy. - Ravi!
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Have you tried thinking of gushing waterfalls?
0:09:03 > 0:09:07It's OK. Take the bottle home and bring it in. But I can't prescribe anything till you do.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11- I'm ringing work for you - No. I've only been working there a few days, I can't pull a sickie.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13You can if you're genuinely ill
0:09:13 > 0:09:16I need the cash. I've got a load of books I need to buy this term.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18And Mum says I need to give you space to revise.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Right, girls, let's keep you both on the sofa.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Try and relax.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Mandy, lean towards Freya a tad.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Arm across the back.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35That's gorgeous. And look at each other.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Great. What about with your laptop? Like you're doing your blog.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45OK. Mandy leaning over your shoulder.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Keeping it natural, then?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51You are good at this, lady.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Is this the famous Mill?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58If you need an appointment, you'll have to be quick.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00I don't.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03The chassis might look a bit rusty but it hasn't let me down yet.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Is the incomparable Julia around?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Oh. You must be...
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Martin Millar. You are?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Karen Hollins.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Look, if the car gets in the way my driver will move it.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Oh well, I'll...
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Martin's here!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25What?
0:10:25 > 0:10:29He smells gorgeous, and he's come in a limo, look!
0:10:29 > 0:10:34What a cheek! Does he think he can roll up here and I'm going to drop everything?
0:10:34 > 0:10:35He's obviously smitten.
0:10:35 > 0:10:40Well, he didn't get that idea from me, I can assure you.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41What am I going to tell him?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Tell him he can take his leather seats and mini-bar
0:10:44 > 0:10:46and find some other female.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Mr Millar.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Martin.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Julia has got a prior engagement this evening,
0:10:59 > 0:11:01so she's not able to accept your invitation.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Oh. That's a pity.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08I'd offer to step in, but my husband might have something to say!
0:11:08 > 0:11:12I'll just stick around, if that's OK, and say hello.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Dr Daniel Granger, this is Martin Millar.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Hi.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Daniel's one of our doctors. His partner also works here and she's just had a little one.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Is she going to meet us there?
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Er, excuse me.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29PHONE RINGS
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Yes?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Aliona can't make it. She's going to a club.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35- Did you find somebody else? - A stranger?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38I don't know, Daniel. I left it in your hands.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40'I should have told you earlier. I'm sorry.'
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- I'll pass on your apologies to Heston, of course.- 'Excuse me.'
0:11:43 > 0:11:47I have spent all afternoon trying on various pre-pregnancy outfits
0:11:47 > 0:11:49and I am now dressed, heeled, glossed
0:11:49 > 0:11:53and ready for some conversation that doesn't involve leaking breasts.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55You want me to come home?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Hooray! Let's give Daddy a medal.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00PHONE HANGS UP
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Come on, makeover time.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Apologies, Heston I'm going to have to cry off, babysitting crisis.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10But Zara will be there.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Part and parcel, welcome to the next 16 years.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Dr Heston Carter, this is Martin Millar.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18- Hello.- How do you do?
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Friend of Julia's.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Ah. Is that your fine piece of engineering out there?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24One of them.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Martin owns a garage.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29- Really? Um, let me make you a cup of tea.- Oh, thank you.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31You don't know anything about Jags, do you?
0:12:31 > 0:12:32I do, actually.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Whenever you're ready...
0:12:38 > 0:12:40I just love picking up soggy nachos on my own.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45You OK? You look awful.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47No offence.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- I just threw up. I'm really sorry. - If you're that ill, you'll have to go home.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53I'll be better in a bit, if I just have a sit-down.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- I'm going to have to call someone else in.- Just get me a painkiller... in my bag.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- UNDER HIS BREATH:- Good night, was it?
0:13:07 > 0:13:13Being a receptionist is not just about making appointments, far from it.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Today we have been collaborating to do stock-takes and risk assessments.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21You know, I once knew a woman who slipped on an oil spill and broke all her eggs.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Hope you don't mind me asking,
0:13:23 > 0:13:27but you know how you've got a chauffeur, is that out of choice or necessity?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Cherry!
0:13:29 > 0:13:31What? It's a fair enough question, isn't it?
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Most people I know who've got drivers is because they've been banned.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37I haven't been banned. Just blind.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40It's all right. I'm having you on.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44Have you seen that stonking great beast of a motor parked outside?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46- Kevin...the newest lamb in our flock.- Hi, Kevin.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Right, all we all ready to rumble?
0:13:49 > 0:13:51It appears Julia is missing.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52I'll go.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- She's not there. - She may have gone on ahead.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Hope she's getting a round in, I'm gasping.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12Martin, if you're free tonight, you'll join us, won't you?
0:14:12 > 0:14:16- Well, seeing as my dinner date's made other plans, thanks, I'd love to.- Excellent.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Their loss is our gain. - Shotgun go in your car! - It's only round the corner.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20We'll go the long way round.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23ALARM BLARES Is that you leaving the stock cupboard open?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25It most certainly was not.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- What are you doing?- Nothing. Nothing.
0:14:30 > 0:14:35I was just doing... I was doing a security check... I could have been a patient left in the loos.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39You should think about that before you lock up so quickly.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- I checked the loos!- Whatever.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Anyway, why are we all standing around here? Are we going to the Icon Bar?
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Works do, sorry.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49By a happy accident, your friend Martin is coming with.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53- But he's not...- Where have you been hiding him? I had no idea.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01What are you doing?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03I'm just doing my job.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05I thought it was just waitressing?
0:15:05 > 0:15:06I don't like you behind the bar.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10Chill out, Ravi, it's just one drink. Anyway why are you here checking up on me?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12You left this behind at your girl's night.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14One of your mates dropped it round.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- Oh, yeah.- Bit divvy, wasn't it? Suppose Mum had been trying to call you?
0:15:18 > 0:15:21I know... We went to get some chips and I didn't have my handbag.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23And have you done your sample?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- No.- Go and do it, then, and I'll take it in.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29It's too late, they'll be closed.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Let's see how I am tomorrow, yeah?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34It'll probably sort itself out.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- All right?- Yeah. How you doing?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Ask me when the exams are over.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Tell me about it.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44Go easy on this one. Make sure she finishes on time.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45I demand to see the manager.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48My mom. Sunpreet, champagne glasses.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51That's you. Geddit?
0:15:51 > 0:15:55- Champers all round. I trust you have it on ice, as requested.- Yes.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57- Let me get this. - No, don't be ridiculous.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00This is my gift to my colleagues who have shown such patience and loyalty.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Ah!
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Why don't you just tell your brother you were out on the lash?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06- What do you mean? - Shot glasses in your bag?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09That wasn't me. I went to a club but I didn't drink anything.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13It's no big deal. Just don't come to work with a raging hangover.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Don't even joke about it.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17- If Ravi was here and you said that! - What?
0:16:18 > 0:16:19You wouldn't understand.
0:16:21 > 0:16:25The cheek of the man! Crashing a private party.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Heston invited him.
0:16:26 > 0:16:31Yeah? Well, look at him, worming his way in, anybody would think he was a long-lost friend or something.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33You could always chuck some champagne over him!
0:16:33 > 0:16:36No, don't want to waste good bubbles, do I!?
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Finally.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40Traffic.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41There you go.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Hello.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46You might want a smell. I think he needs a nappy change.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49See you.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Yes, you do.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Sorry, sorry, we're late, the shoot took ages.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56How did it go?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59I was pretty fabulous... she said I was like a pro.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- So when do we get to see it? - Any minute. She's going to email the proofs.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Jack, another bottle of champagne for our media darlings.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Sunpreet.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Please, Mish, she's not picking up.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14You've got to find her and make her take it down. Mish?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Oi! You're in the middle of a shift.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22Jack, me and Julia are moving on to Kir Royals.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- The battery's dead. Can I borrow yours?- No!
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Please. It's really important.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29You're supposed to be grafting. Get me the cassis from up there, would you?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Blackcurrant syrup.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34What the hell is that?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Nothing.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Let's see.- No.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Trust you to start without me.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Last but not least. Are we on the bubbly tonight?
0:17:44 > 0:17:45You bet.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47I have expressed enough milk to feed a small country.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51- You must be Daniel's other half? - I think you'll find his better half. - Hi, I'm Martin.- Zara.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Look, whatever's going on, sort it out.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06WINDOW SMASHES
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- Oh, they're in, they're in. - Come on - sneak preview!
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Oh.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Oh... Mandy looks good.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Next one.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Definitely the right choice of outfit, babe.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Yeah, the house looks lovely.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Total respect, mate. Never seen anyone so un-photogenic.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Cheers.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41SINGING ON VIDEO
0:18:43 > 0:18:46SINGING CONTINUES
0:18:50 > 0:18:54- Too many OJs, was it? - Don't tell Ravi.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Bit late for that.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56I'm getting the film taken down.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Stupid cow who put it on there.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Yeah. Never a great idea having a mate less mullered than you.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05- Last thing you need is an action replay.- Please, Jack.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- Ravi's on your course. If this gets back to him.- What's he going to do?
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Just be really disappointed. And my mum and dad.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13All they want is for me to work hard.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- They all say that. - I don't know why I do it.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Every time I wake up, I promise myself.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22But I just need to get out the flat, have fun.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24You and every other first year.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25But I always go too far.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28I don't know how I got home.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29I don't remember this.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33I look at myself and I know I'm disgusting.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35- You're not disgusting.- I am.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- If Ravi finds out, he'll be so ashamed.- Look, you're just hung-over.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42I swear by a massive fry-up.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45But you'll have to make do with smoky bacon.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50Go on your break now, go on.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10No, this is totally unacceptable. You'll have to organise a re-shoot.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13What do you mean it's impossible?
0:20:13 > 0:20:19As the subject of your article, I should have the final say.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23No, it's me doing you the favour.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27And it's you behaving like an amateur. Right, back up!
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Me and my blog, I could've taken that to the nationals, so you better think about...
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Freya.
0:20:34 > 0:20:39Sorry, she's...had a bit of a stressful day.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50You've got your hands full with that lot.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54I think that's a bit of a cheek, commenting on my colleagues?
0:20:54 > 0:20:56After you took advantage of Heston's good nature.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Well, how else was I going to see you?
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Well, you haven't seen much of me, have you?
0:21:02 > 0:21:05I thought you might break my kneecaps if I got too close.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Probably too close now. Would you like me to go?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10I think that would be a bit self-defeating, don't you?
0:21:12 > 0:21:13Then, can I get you another drink?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Thank you.
0:21:17 > 0:21:22Oi, Jack, what you done with my sister?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24- Eh?- She finishes her shift now, doesn't she?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Wait there.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33I can't believe I called her an amateur.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35I could curl up and die.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Oh, give over, I'm sure she's had worse than that before.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40What's happened to me, Mand?
0:21:40 > 0:21:43I write about sewing, I'm hardly Germaine Greer.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45It's because it matters to you.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49I'm just disappointed.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52I know you are, babe.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54I have my status...
0:21:54 > 0:21:58I've been practising it all day.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02"Check me out, suckers... get a glimpse into my perfect private life."
0:22:02 > 0:22:05My mum was going to have a field day.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09- I can call Cara - get her to pull the article.- No.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13No way. Look what's happened to me! I'm a monster!
0:22:13 > 0:22:17This has happened at the right time before my ego gets too big to fit through the door.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21What's one little article anyway? You've still got the blog.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23No. I'm killing the blog as soon as I get home.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25- KNOCK ON DOOR - Sunpreet?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Sorry, ladies. Is there someone in there?
0:22:29 > 0:22:30Sunpreet?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41'What's wrong with her?'
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- She looks wasted. - How much alcohol has she had?
0:22:43 > 0:22:45None. She doesn't drink.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Pulse is rapid.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Has this ever happened before? Is she on any medication?
0:22:50 > 0:22:54- No... she saw the doctor this morning.- Dr Granger.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56He was going to give her some pills but she couldn't do a sample.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59A urinary sample? He thought she had a UTI?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Wait, there's a massive bruise. >
0:23:01 > 0:23:04What? How'd she get one there?
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Possible abdominal trauma. Freya, call an ambulance.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Sunpreet...wake up!
0:23:11 > 0:23:13It could be septicaemia.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15< She's just hung-over. I'm sorry,
0:23:15 > 0:23:18she was out on the lash last night, looked totally out of it.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20- She smashed into a bollard. - Were you with her?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22No. There's a video of it on the internet.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26- I don't think this is a hangover. - She could have a ruptured bladder. - What?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28What's a ruptured bladder?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30She got so drunk she forgot to have a wee,
0:23:30 > 0:23:32so her bladder just got more and more full.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35And when she hit the bollard it burst, basically.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Elaine, you are never going to guess who I'm looking at
0:23:41 > 0:23:45cosying up to Julia, plying her with best champagne. Ring me back.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Gosh, I must go. I've got a car auction tomorrow.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Got to be sharp to beat the young ones.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55I think they'd have to be quick to catch you out.
0:23:56 > 0:23:57Can I see you again?
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Do you mean just me or another staff outing?
0:24:01 > 0:24:05I have got to visit my daughter over Easter,
0:24:05 > 0:24:07but can I ring you when I guess back?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Yes.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23I've told the paramedics it's a suspected ruptured bladder
0:24:23 > 0:24:25induced by alcohol.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29- Is she going to be OK?- She'll need surgery. But hopefully we've caught it in time.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32You, my dear, are pooping your own party.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Well, if my partner could make a proper diagnosis...
0:24:35 > 0:24:38It's not Daniel's fault, he could never have known.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Where's the fun in that for me?
0:24:43 > 0:24:46It is weird. The one day that there's something to write about
0:24:46 > 0:24:47and I'm not going to blog.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Yeah. It's a real shame, you know.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53All those girls going out, drinking like the lads,
0:24:53 > 0:24:57thinking the worse that can happen is losing their spray-tans.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01I could call it "Getting bladdered".
0:25:01 > 0:25:04See. That's why you've got a gift.
0:25:05 > 0:25:12- Do you think, though?- Look, you can blog. Just not all the time.
0:25:16 > 0:25:17Thank you.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23You need anything?
0:25:23 > 0:25:25You must think I'm really stupid.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28I've got a sister, they're nightmares.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Don't know what my mum's going to say.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Do you have to tell her?
0:25:33 > 0:25:34My sister...
0:25:34 > 0:25:38she gives me grey hairs sometimes, but at least I know what she's up to.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Rather than her screwing things up on her own.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48I'm sorry.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Shush, it's OK.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53- I lied to you. - Don't suppose I gave you any choice.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57I just never wanted to see you like this.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00I was only trying to protect you.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03I know. But because I wasn't allowed....
0:26:04 > 0:26:06I know. I know.
0:26:11 > 0:26:12Shh!
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Shh!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17GIGGLING
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Welcome to my humble abode.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25SHRIEKS OF LAUGHTER
0:26:44 > 0:26:45Candy from a baby.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46I don't like this, mate.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Think I turned into a saint now I'm stuck in this?
0:26:48 > 0:26:51I think Doctor Carter has been robbed.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53You don't have to say anything though it may...
0:26:53 > 0:26:55What sort of state is the house in?
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Quite a mess.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Sorry he's genuine. He's one of my patients.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01Right.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Oh, my goodness!
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