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0:00:32 > 0:00:34- UKRAINIAN ACCENT:- You let me down.

0:00:36 > 0:00:41I trust you with my life, and now I have...nothing.

0:00:43 > 0:00:48I put all eggs in your basket and you crush them till nothing left.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50You show no mercy.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Because of you, it has come to this...

0:00:56 > 0:01:00My beautiful Katya...

0:01:00 > 0:01:01dead.

0:01:07 > 0:01:11HE STRAINS

0:01:20 > 0:01:22200 millilitres.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23- Higher.- 300.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25450!

0:01:25 > 0:01:26No way!

0:01:26 > 0:01:28In one go! I am the milk queen.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30My freezer is fit to burst.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32I didn't know you had it in you.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Neither did I. We should go out celebrating.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37What we celebrating?

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Zara. She's got a lot of bottle.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43- What?- Ignore her. We're going out for a drink because we can.

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Let's go out tonight.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46We passed the inspection, it's the Jubilee weekend,

0:01:46 > 0:01:49I am in a very good mood. Nothing can bring me down.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51I even think Howard is going to work out.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53She is in a good mood.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Or delirious.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Oh, give him the benefit of the doubt. He's not that bad.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59Give him a chance.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00TAPPING ON WINDOW

0:02:03 > 0:02:04You were saying?

0:02:11 > 0:02:15Those need to be on the far side of the pond.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Avoid the swans.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20VOICE OVER RADIO

0:02:21 > 0:02:23What is it, Pete? Over.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29That's a big 10-4. Got a visual on that.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Over.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36That is magnificent, I must say,

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Mr...Rusoul, isn't it?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41That's right. Burian.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Burian? Have we met?

0:02:43 > 0:02:48- No.- Right. Well, thank you for volunteering your bus.

0:02:48 > 0:02:49I have to say,

0:02:49 > 0:02:53it's not often people provide services for free nowadays.

0:02:53 > 0:02:54Patriotic duty.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Quite. Well, follow me.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59I'll show you where to park, get you some bunting.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Avoid the swans.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09- Right, come on, let's do it. - JACK SIGHS

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Don't give me that. You've already said yes.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14And, anyway, Security Pete's expecting you.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15I'm just tired, that's all.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18You've finished your exams - this is reality.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20- You want to live at my house... - I get it.

0:03:20 > 0:03:21I'm looking forward to it, actually.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23150 quid a day, I should think you are.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27It's not about the money. It's the prospect of working with a mate of yours called Security Pete.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30He doesn't know Postman Pat, does he?

0:03:30 > 0:03:31I'm not a royalist.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34That's not the point. It's the mother of all bank holiday weekends.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37- We're all going.- OK, fine, I'll go.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40- Elaine?- I'm in. After the week we've had, we deserve it.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Excuse me, I need to take a picture of this wall.

0:03:42 > 0:03:43Come on. Chop-chop.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50- Right, he's a mentalist. - Hey, give him a chance.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Give him a chance?!

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Oh, my God.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56- What?- You're wearing the same tie as How...

0:03:56 > 0:03:58- You are turning into Howard!- Shh!

0:03:58 > 0:04:02Ah, good. Glad I caught you all. Quick meeting, lunchtime.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- My office.- Good with me.- Good!

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Is that Security Pete?- Oh, yes.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Aren't you going to introduce me? - Stop it.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15Sergeant. Pleased to meet you.

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Likewise. Rob Hollins.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Ranger Ralph.- Ranger?

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Well, actually, it's Park Ranger. But I drop the "park".

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Brilliant.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25This is my son, Jack.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27He's here to help with security this weekend.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Ah, yes. Was.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Sorry?

0:04:31 > 0:04:33WAS helping out. Slight change of plan.

0:04:33 > 0:04:37You're off security, on promotions.

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Right. What does that mean?

0:04:38 > 0:04:43It means drumming up interest, handing out balloons and...

0:04:43 > 0:04:45wearing this.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Good, isn't it?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51No, that's brilliant.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Not long now. All be good.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59I not lose temper, or drink.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Promise.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05What you doing?

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Um...getting changed?

0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Get off bus!- All right. I'm going!

0:05:10 > 0:05:11Off, I said!

0:05:11 > 0:05:13- Off! - BLOWS WHISTLE

0:05:13 > 0:05:14What's going on here?

0:05:14 > 0:05:16He's just thrown me off the bus!

0:05:16 > 0:05:17He naked on bus!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- I was getting changed!- Stop it, both of you.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23I told him to get changed on the bus. You...

0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Well, you should have asked.- But...

0:05:25 > 0:05:30No buts. You're working together for the next four days.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Sort this out.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35No. You wrong. I work alone. I drive bus around park.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Stop it right there!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38You are not driving anywhere in this park.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Health and safety would never allow it.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43If you want to drive, you can drive home. Got it?

0:05:43 > 0:05:47- It's...- If you can't accept the rules, go home.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Sorry.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Misunderstanding.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54Whatever.

0:05:54 > 0:05:59Right, blow them up, hand them out.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Be good!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06There are three Ps of patient care.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10Preparation, performance and...? Dr Wilson?

0:06:10 > 0:06:14Um... Three Ps... Er...

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Pres...

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Presents?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Presentation.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Perhaps something we could be more aware of?

0:06:24 > 0:06:28I must say, Kevin you look like the epitome of a modern-day doctor.

0:06:28 > 0:06:29- Well done.- Thanks.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Nice tie.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35Right. Presentation is letting us down.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36If we could all please turn round.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43Now, the decor in the areas here and here are in dire straits.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Now, that will be addressed immediately.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49The circled areas indicate ergonomic spacing issues,

0:06:49 > 0:06:51especially in Dr Carmichael's office.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- My office?- Yes. But don't worry. I have a vision.

0:06:54 > 0:06:59I'm in discussion with several architects regarding the possibility of extensions.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Early days, I know. Thoughts?

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Well, it seems a pretty big upheaval. Is it really necessary?

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Yes, I think it is.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Right.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Kevin?

0:07:13 > 0:07:17Yeah, why not? A splash of paint wouldn't hurt.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Dr Carmichael, you on board?

0:07:18 > 0:07:22If it helps the patients, I'm in.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Nice hat(!)

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Go away.

0:07:32 > 0:07:33We're not doing anything.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Are you stupid? I said leave.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Who you calling stupid?

0:07:37 > 0:07:40You. Bunch of waster yobs.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- What did you say? - Is it really worth it?

0:07:42 > 0:07:45This has got nothing to do with you, teddy!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47We're just trying to do a job. Please.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Manners go a long way, mate.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Come on.

0:07:53 > 0:07:54What's your problem?

0:07:54 > 0:07:57My problem? This country.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01Full of thieves and bureaucrats.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04I lock clothes in cab. Can't be too careful, yes?

0:08:06 > 0:08:10- And what can I do for you, lovely? - Oh.

0:08:10 > 0:08:15I am here for the Jubilee and I just wanted to see what was going on.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17A dry run, so to speak?

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Exactly! I have got a picnic.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24I just need to find a good spot for myself and my friend

0:08:24 > 0:08:27so we do not miss anything over the weekend.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31Well, you are a lucky lady because I am the man.

0:08:31 > 0:08:36Security Pete, Security Pete. I'm leaving HQ, back shortly.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Over.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41All yours. May I?

0:08:43 > 0:08:44I don't bite.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Oh, OK. Thank you.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Hello.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Thank you.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55You can't do that.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57I do what I want.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59You're in charge of a bus.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01So? I don't drive.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04There are kids around. You shouldn't be drinking. You have a responsibility.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07My only responsibility to my wife, Katya.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Look, stop drinking or I'll dob you in.

0:09:10 > 0:09:11I dare you.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15I plan this for two months. You not ruin it.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Oh, no.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21You make right choice, my friend.

0:09:21 > 0:09:22Oh!

0:09:22 > 0:09:26A diesel front-engined Routemaster!

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Oh, beautiful!

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Isn't it?

0:09:29 > 0:09:32The bear was my idea.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Well, the bear is beautiful too.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Would you mind?

0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Sure, no problem.- Thank you.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42- And me!- Oh!

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Smile, please.

0:09:52 > 0:09:53Ooh!

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Sorry. Didn't mean to make you jump. Come in.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58No, thanks.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00No, have a look.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01No, please. I value your opinion.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Please.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04Um...

0:10:09 > 0:10:12- What do you think?- Um...

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Hot Paprika or Volcanic Splash?

0:10:14 > 0:10:17- I don't know what to say. - You must have a favourite?

0:10:17 > 0:10:19- KNOCK ON CUBICLE - Oh.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Sorry, this cubicle's taken.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26So?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Volcanic Splash?

0:10:28 > 0:10:32- That's what I thought. Thanks. Breathing in.- Oh.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37I'll have to return the favour. In fact, I already have.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39How do you mean?

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Couldn't help noticing that things should be a little cleaner around here.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46In fact, the gents toilets haven't had soap now for two days.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47So I phoned the agency,

0:10:47 > 0:10:51and found the culprit - a cleaner, Mrs Winsome - and sacked her.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54But Sandra's a really brilliant cleaner.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Not any more she's not.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Great work, lads. Half hour for lunch.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22Hey?

0:11:24 > 0:11:25What?

0:11:25 > 0:11:27You all right?

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Leave alone!

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Fine. I need my phone out of my bag. I need to call my dad.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35You lucky you have family who love you.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37I guess.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41My Katya love me. She beautiful.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43She love this country.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Now nothing left.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50What?

0:11:50 > 0:11:51Nothing.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18MUSIC BLARES

0:12:20 > 0:12:21What you want?

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Can you stop drinking, please?

0:12:23 > 0:12:27- What?- Can you turn that off and put that down?

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Mind business, lady. My bus.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34I do what I want. You people drive me mad.

0:12:34 > 0:12:35What people?

0:12:35 > 0:12:37British! Only care for self.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40I take orders from nobody. Get lost!

0:12:42 > 0:12:46Have it your own way! I am going to report you.

0:12:46 > 0:12:52I am not going to have some drunk ruin the Queen's Diamond Jubilee!

0:12:53 > 0:12:55SHE MUTTERS ANGRILY

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Hi, Dad. It's me. This is my second message.

0:12:57 > 0:12:58I'm starving, where are you?

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Teddy on a break, is he?

0:13:03 > 0:13:04- Get a life.- Sorry?

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Hanging around a park? Haven't you got anything better to do?

0:13:07 > 0:13:10You know, I've never thought about it. Thank you.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11In fact, you might be able to help me.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14See, I've always aspired to be a bear.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Do you think I've got what it takes?

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Or maybe I should I start off as a squirrel first, you know,

0:13:19 > 0:13:21- build myself up?- Funny.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Aren't I?

0:13:23 > 0:13:26- At least I've got a life. - I'm sure your parents are proud.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27I've had enough.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Teddy in a tizz? - MUSIC BLARES FROM BUS

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Hey! You shouldn't be driving!

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Wait, my clothes! Stop!

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Oi, teddy!

0:13:44 > 0:13:45I did warn you about the swans.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49All this activity has got them defensive. You'll live.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52Sergeant. Good to see you again.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54You've not seen Jack, have you?

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Of course. Doing a very good job too.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59He's with the bus.

0:13:59 > 0:14:00Oh.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Exactly.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Odd.

0:14:06 > 0:14:07Ranger Ralph!

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Ranger Ralph.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Mrs Tembe. Did you find your spot?

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Never mind that. Oh, Sergeant Hollins.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Good to see you, Mrs Tembe. How you doing?- Not very good, actually.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Your bus driver insulted me.- Really?

0:14:20 > 0:14:24Not only that, he is drunk. Very drunk.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26I knew it was too good to be true.

0:14:26 > 0:14:27How do you mean?

0:14:27 > 0:14:31He volunteered his services for free. Who does that nowadays?

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Mrs Tembe, let me assure you I will be opening

0:14:34 > 0:14:38a full investigation into Mr Rusoul and his bus.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42Before the investigation gets fully open, shouldn't we find Mr Rusoul and his bus?

0:14:42 > 0:14:44If he is drinking and driving?

0:14:44 > 0:14:47You're good. Right.

0:14:47 > 0:14:52Security Pete. Are you there? Over.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56I'm putting out an APB for a missing bus and a bear.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Repeat, a missing bus and a bear.

0:14:59 > 0:15:00Over.

0:15:01 > 0:15:07Folks, don't you worry. In this park, nothing gets past me.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13He's driving me mad.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16- What are you two up to? - Oh, we're just discussing...- Howard.

0:15:16 > 0:15:17Oh?

0:15:17 > 0:15:21He's everywhere. He's worse than before.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23He's trying to micro-manage everything.

0:15:23 > 0:15:24He's not that bad.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26He just sacked Sandra! I've had her in tears.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28I've had to send her flowers. You owe me a fiver.

0:15:28 > 0:15:32Shouldn't all these changes be approved by the partners first?

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Not every micro detail, no.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37OK, I accept he is somewhat lacking in personnel skills

0:15:37 > 0:15:41but he got us through the inspection, didn't he?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43He knows his stuff, he's improving things.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47Just think how calm it'll be when the surgery has been re-painted.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Oh.

0:15:51 > 0:15:55Well, clearly, he's colour blind and...quirky,

0:15:55 > 0:15:58but we owe it him to give him a chance.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00He's settling in. He'll get there.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03She'll do anything for that extension.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05How much? For one wall?

0:16:05 > 0:16:08- What?- Look, I won't be a minute. You won't believe these people.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09Look, I'm compromised for space.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12I'm sat in this poky little back room office

0:16:12 > 0:16:14that you wouldn't want to swing a cat in, never mind work.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Look, what's your best price?

0:16:20 > 0:16:23# If you go down in the woods today

0:16:23 > 0:16:25# You're sure of a big surprise

0:16:25 > 0:16:28# If you go down in the woods today

0:16:28 > 0:16:31# You'd better go in disguise

0:16:31 > 0:16:33# For every bear that ever there was

0:16:33 > 0:16:37# Will gather there for certain because

0:16:37 > 0:16:41# Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

0:16:58 > 0:17:02# Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic. #

0:17:06 > 0:17:07I miss you so much.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Get away from her!

0:17:10 > 0:17:11I said keep away!

0:17:11 > 0:17:13I'm sorry, I didn't mean... please.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15I just wanted to get my clothes. I'll go.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18You go nowhere. You help me with Katya.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22We say goodbye...together.

0:17:25 > 0:17:26KNOCK ON DOOR

0:17:28 > 0:17:32Ah, good. Do come in. Fat Lemon.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Caribbean Sunrise.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Haven't quite made my mind up yet.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Still, anything's better than this.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40- Earlier...my room?- Ah.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Apologies.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45I was trying to make a point to the architects but, frankly, they weren't having any of it.

0:17:45 > 0:17:49It's somewhat scuppered my vision.

0:17:49 > 0:17:50What?

0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Yes, there's been some changes... - Am I still going to get my room done?

0:17:53 > 0:17:56I don't want to go into boring management details but it's tricky.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58It's all to do with supporting wall issues,

0:17:58 > 0:18:00and the fact we have to lose your store cupboard,

0:18:00 > 0:18:03and it's where the project lies in the fiscal year...

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Yeah, but do I still get my room done?

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Absolutely! But...

0:18:08 > 0:18:10- You see?- No.

0:18:10 > 0:18:14My vision will happen, it's just that the rooms

0:18:14 > 0:18:17with the crosses on indicate the ones that will have to wait their turn.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19They all have crosses.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22- Apart from the staff room and your room.- Ah, my mistake.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Your vision is your room?

0:18:26 > 0:18:29Well, like I said, all in due course.

0:18:29 > 0:18:30Your time will come.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32My time will come?

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Of course. I mean, who could work in somewhere like this?

0:18:35 > 0:18:36It's like a bloodbath.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39- I think my time is now.- Pardon?

0:18:39 > 0:18:41- I'll move in here.- What?

0:18:41 > 0:18:43I'm rather fond of bloodbath.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46You can have my poky little back room

0:18:46 > 0:18:47and I'll have this one.

0:18:47 > 0:18:51We'll save money, the patients will have more space, everybody's happy.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53I should go into management.

0:19:00 > 0:19:01A tree!

0:19:03 > 0:19:07Katya's tree. She die a year ago today, here.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13I'm sorry. What happened?

0:19:13 > 0:19:18- Was she mugged or something? - No, she was runner. Heart attack.

0:19:18 > 0:19:19Oh.

0:19:19 > 0:19:23She loved this country, this city, this park.

0:19:26 > 0:19:31She law student in Ukraine. Believe in fighting for peoples' rights.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33She had to hide.

0:19:33 > 0:19:37So we come to Britain, start new life together.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Without fear. Without politics.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43HE SNIFFS

0:19:43 > 0:19:45This country good to us.

0:19:46 > 0:19:50Look after us. We learn to love it,

0:19:50 > 0:19:52its history, its people.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56I miss her so much.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Insufferable. Impossible. Unacceptable.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04Give him a chance, he's only moving boxes.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06- Not Kevin. Howard!- Ah.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09I heard you had a new office. Very nice.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12- We never should have hired him. - What happened to, "Have faith?"

0:20:13 > 0:20:16I saw the light. He has to go.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18He got us through the reaccreditation, Zara.

0:20:18 > 0:20:19What are our options?

0:20:19 > 0:20:23I could dig out his contract, have a look at the terms of his trial period.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Please do.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Why do you call the tree Katya?

0:20:30 > 0:20:34I promise I scatter her ashes on British soil

0:20:34 > 0:20:37and plant tree on spot in our garden.

0:20:39 > 0:20:43But now I leave, I want to re-plant her at the place where she die.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48A memorial to my Katya for all to see.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53HE SOBS

0:20:56 > 0:20:59But bureaucrats don't let me.

0:20:59 > 0:21:04I write. I say, "I want to plant tree for wife. My wife!"

0:21:04 > 0:21:07They say no. They say it because...

0:21:07 > 0:21:10It's a Cupresso leylandii.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12- Cosy.- What are you doing here?

0:21:12 > 0:21:16- We're ready.- Jack Hollins! Put that down! You should know better.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Be careful, Mrs Tembe. They're dangerous.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22The only thing to fear is ignorance.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26These boys are... Well, they are gentlemen.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28They've been chasing me around the park all day!

0:21:28 > 0:21:33- I know all about it.- You dropped your phone on the bench...teddy.

0:21:33 > 0:21:38Thank you. Sorry. I just...

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Don't worry. We get it a lot.

0:21:40 > 0:21:41How you know it Cupresso ley?

0:21:41 > 0:21:45- It's Cupresso leylandii.- That! - It grows fast. Really fast.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48How you know that? That's what man say who say I cannot plant tree here.

0:21:48 > 0:21:52- Ranger Ralph. He's our boss. - You work for Ranger Ralph?

0:21:52 > 0:21:55Not work as such, more...

0:21:55 > 0:21:56community service.

0:21:56 > 0:22:00Thing is...I really got into the woodland management part of it.

0:22:00 > 0:22:01Really enjoy it.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03I'm no Titchmarsh, but I know some stuff.

0:22:03 > 0:22:07You speak to Ranger Ralph. Let Katya stay here.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10That's not going to happen, mate. See, all this here,

0:22:10 > 0:22:14it's native deciduous woodland. Even if you did plant it, they'd dig it up.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16I do know somewhere where you can plant it, though.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19VOICE OVER RADIO

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Thanks, Pete, that's a big 10-4. Over.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24- We've had a visual on the bus. We've got them.- Great.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Let's go.- Where are we going now?

0:22:27 > 0:22:30It's on the other side of the park. Only 15 minutes if we run.

0:22:30 > 0:22:34Only five minutes if we go in my patrol car.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Patrol car!

0:22:36 > 0:22:39I thought you were going to be a lawyer?

0:22:39 > 0:22:40I am. This is just a...

0:22:40 > 0:22:42SHE LAUGHS

0:22:42 > 0:22:43Funny.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45- ENGINE TURNS OVER - Hold this.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Try it again.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Stupid machine!

0:22:53 > 0:22:54No such thing.

0:22:57 > 0:23:02You have an air lock in the fuel system.

0:23:02 > 0:23:03Again!

0:23:05 > 0:23:06ENGINE STARTS

0:23:06 > 0:23:08You did it!

0:23:09 > 0:23:11You mechanical genius.

0:23:13 > 0:23:17You must remember to fill up the fuel tank.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Thank you. Thank you.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22- Now we go.- Wait. Not so fast.

0:23:22 > 0:23:23What?

0:23:23 > 0:23:27If I let you drive intoxicated I will never forgive myself.

0:23:27 > 0:23:31Besides, a Routemaster?

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Stand aside.

0:23:33 > 0:23:34This is brilliant.

0:23:34 > 0:23:38- Do you think we should put on the blues and twos?- No.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41Good thinking. We'd only give away our position,

0:23:41 > 0:23:42lose the tactical advantage.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Something like that.

0:23:44 > 0:23:45Stop! This is us.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48Stay by the car, I'll flush them out.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Wait a minute!

0:23:51 > 0:23:52Where you going?

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Oi!

0:23:56 > 0:23:58MOBILE RINGS

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Jack. We're looking for you. And a bus.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02'I'm fine, Dad. I'm with Mrs Tembe.'

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Really? Where are you?

0:24:04 > 0:24:06BUS HONKS HORN

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Oh, my...

0:24:14 > 0:24:15- Bad news, I'm afraid. - What do you mean?

0:24:15 > 0:24:19- There's no trial period in Howard's contract.- What?!

0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Oh, you're...- What?

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Nothing.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26This has got to be a mistake.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Yeah. Ours. We were so busy trying to hire someone...

0:24:28 > 0:24:31I cannot work with him, Daniel. The man is a liability.

0:24:31 > 0:24:32(Can't we just sack him?)

0:24:32 > 0:24:36No. Financial penalties if we do.

0:24:36 > 0:24:40Which we cannot afford. So I guess we're stuck with him.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Could this day get any worse?

0:24:45 > 0:24:48I don't know what to say.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50This is more than I dream of.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Thank you.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54- Good job.- We've all done good.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56Though I doubt Ranger Ralph's going to see it that way.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59Think we've breached our community service order.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01I reckon teddy's for the boot and all.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04Well, I would not hang teddy up just yet.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07I have just spoken to Ranger Ralph.

0:25:07 > 0:25:11I have told him I have been on the most wonderful tour of Birmingham

0:25:11 > 0:25:15and that he should be very proud of all of you.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18- He believed you?- He seemed happy.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21Particularly when I promised that I would be here over the weekend.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24- THEY LAUGH - You are a very resourceful lady.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Well, sometimes you have to be.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Now, how about something to eat?

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Good idea! But first...

0:25:32 > 0:25:33..a toast.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38For you, for you.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42- And for me a bottle! - HE LAUGHS

0:25:42 > 0:25:46You know, I never feel more part of Britain as I do now.

0:25:46 > 0:25:47Perhaps I stay.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50To my wife!

0:25:50 > 0:25:51Katya.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53ALL: Katya!

0:25:56 > 0:25:58And to the Queen!

0:25:58 > 0:26:01ALL: The Queen!

0:26:01 > 0:26:04And now we sing Katya's favourite song!

0:26:06 > 0:26:08MUSIC PLAYS

0:26:08 > 0:26:14# And did those feet in ancient times

0:26:14 > 0:26:21ALL: # Walk upon England's mountains green?

0:26:21 > 0:26:27# And was the holy lamb of God

0:26:27 > 0:26:34# On England's pleasant pastures seen? #

0:26:37 > 0:26:40PHONE RINGS

0:26:40 > 0:26:43Look, for the last time, will you just leave me alone?

0:26:43 > 0:26:47Look, I know she's a partner and I'm just an employee

0:26:47 > 0:26:48but that's no excuse!

0:26:48 > 0:26:52- For what?- To treat me as her lackey, or address me as one!

0:26:52 > 0:26:53Look, will you just stop?

0:26:53 > 0:26:55I'm just trying to do you a favour here, mate.

0:26:55 > 0:26:56Look what I brought.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59- I'm not interested.- Yeah, right!

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