0:00:26 > 0:00:28ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS IN THE HOUSE
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Hi, Nige.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Thought you were slumming it in Manchester today.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Look, Randy...
0:00:43 > 0:00:45I'm starving, me.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48What do you say to a crispy duck?
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Brain Hammer?
0:00:49 > 0:00:52How am I supposed to get this show on the road
0:00:52 > 0:00:53when you keep firing people?
0:00:53 > 0:00:58- Keep your hair on. There's plenty of set designers out there. - The first gig's in three weeks!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Yeah. And it's called Armageddon Tour 2012.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03End Of The World.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Come here.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09What's glitter balls got to do with the apocalypse?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13I'm the Antichrist, Nigel. Not Donna Summer.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Randy, I don't think we're ready. I think...
0:01:15 > 0:01:18No. Just get up there
0:01:18 > 0:01:21and find me someone that can destroy the planet properly.
0:01:21 > 0:01:22NIGEL SIGHS
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Glitter balls!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Fireballs would be better.
0:01:27 > 0:01:32Actually, that's not bad. Hey, Nige! Fireballs!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35EXPLOSION
0:01:36 > 0:01:38All right?
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Where's the fire?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43It's not a fire. It's an explosion.
0:01:47 > 0:01:52- MAN:- I could've had me hands blown off. My right-hand man could've had his hands blown off.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53I've got post-traumatic stress, me.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Safe as houses, boss.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I don't want to make a statement.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01I want to get hammered, trolleyed, blitzed.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Do you know who I am?!
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Eh? That's it. I can't tell you any more.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Just... Can you just go away now, please? Just go away.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14SOCO are about ready to bag up that device, if you want to go and have a look, sir.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Randy Fire.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Lead singer with, er...
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Raging Carnage.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Bedlam Scream.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Bedlam Scream - that's the one.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Yeah, that's the one.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Beelzebub Tour, '83.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39We've won a shedload of awards for that show.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42My gobsmacking entrance was the front page across five continents.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Right.
0:02:43 > 0:02:48I slid in down the tongue of a 30-foot demon.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Rock and roll history, that, my friend.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52My idea, too.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Genius, sir.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Didn't think it through, though, did I?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58By the Icelandic leg,
0:02:58 > 0:03:00I had blisters the size of saucers.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Still got the scars, they stay... - It's all right, sir, I believe you.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Worth it, though.
0:03:06 > 0:03:1010,000 fans screaming out my name, night after night.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16No, thanks, I do my job better with a clear head.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Please yourself.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Any idea who could be responsible?
0:03:25 > 0:03:28I wouldn't put it past Slasher to try something like this.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Slasher?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Ex-drummer.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Got a new band together now for Armageddon.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37He's suing me at the moment.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Him and Zombie reckon that they're the original Bedlam Scream.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43You want to check them two out.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Zombie's got a few GBHs under his belt.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Mind you, so has my ex-missus.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Really?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Not the dancer, the one after that.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52The pro wrestler.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54She's not the bombing sort, though.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57She's more hands-on, if you know what I mean.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Nearly took my head off once with a Mongolian chop.- Right.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08I've always found own-brand produce to be a false economy.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Well, luckily you don't have to eat it.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Oh, I assumed they were for the party.- Party?
0:04:13 > 0:04:17The Botox party. I can't think what happened to my invitation.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Hugh must have recycled it with the junk mail.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23Anything without a stamp goes straight in the green bin.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Fortunately Barbara mentioned it at the pre-Wimbledon dinner dance.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30I didn't think you'd be interested in a Botox party.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Barely a wrinkle.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- Oh! Let me help you. - No, no, no, I'll be fine!
0:04:38 > 0:04:42See you at seven, then. I'll bring a bottle.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46So does your explosion have something to do with a certain '80s rocker?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Oh, come on, it's all over the station. He's all right, isn't he?
0:04:48 > 0:04:52He's mad as a box of frogs and as pickled as a gherkin,
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- but otherwise he's in good health. - So he didn't open it.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Oh, no, he's got other people to do that kind of thing for him.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01His manager is being treated for superficial burns.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- Lucky escape, then.- Yeah.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Somebody gutted a firework, shoved it inside a pipe with a load of nails.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09I thought it looked like quite an impressive device,
0:05:09 > 0:05:12but the explosive guy said that it was never going to do the business.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Any idea who's responsible?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17At the moment we've got more leads than a chain of pet shops.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Are you all set for tonight?
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Er, yes.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23So what's the plan?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26I HAVE done this before, you know.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30The plan is to explain the pros and cons, and take a few bookings.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- What?- It's a party. It's meant to be fun.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36You know, a few gags, games, get the punters relaxed.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Karen, I've never had a problem getting women to relax in my company.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42So go on, then, give us your patter.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43You want me to do it now?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Well, I'm not having you winging it on the night.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Cynthia bloomin' Snobbyknickers has invited herself,
0:05:48 > 0:05:51so I need top-notch entertainment. So, yeah, go on.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Welcome, ladies.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59First let me explain a little bit about Botox.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00It's a neurotoxin,
0:06:00 > 0:06:04and it's produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum,
0:06:04 > 0:06:07and it works by paralysing the muscles in your face.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Should you wish to take a leaflet, everything's explained in-depth there.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14You meanie!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17I'm a doctor. If you want gimmicks, hire a performing monkey.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Sorry, it's not usually this chaotic.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Randy fired the help.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Yeah, I heard.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Are you his business manager?
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Business manager, gofer, childminder.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49He's just a big kid, really.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51A big kid with a lot of pocket money.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Do you normally handle his mail?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Mostly. He's not the most practical of people.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58I usually pick it up in the mailbox on the way in.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Is that what you did today?
0:07:00 > 0:07:05I took it into the office, and then when I opened the tube, it, er...
0:07:05 > 0:07:06it went off in my hands.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Smoke, flames, singed fingers.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Mm. Did you notice anything unusual about the packaging?
0:07:13 > 0:07:17No. I assumed it was a bottle of vodka, like the others.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Someone's been sending Randy bottles of Flamestarter.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22It's a specialist vodka liqueur.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25He mentioned it in a radio interview recently,
0:07:25 > 0:07:28and since then he's received several bottles. Anonymously.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31And that packaging was the same as the bomb?
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- Any postage marks? - No, they were all hand delivered.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37I don't suppose you've got any lying around, have you?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Not full ones!
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Nige.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42It's just been on the news.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45That scumbag is threatening to blow up the concerts!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47He wants me to cancel Armageddon.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50I suppose you knew all about this, didn't you?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52You better get your skates on...
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Look at that. How am I going to play my licks with that?
0:07:55 > 0:07:59You might want to rethink the tour, sir. Especially the early dates.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02- No way.- No, he's right, Randy,
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- it's not just YOUR welfare we've got to consider.- The show must go on.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08I don't care if you get the SAS in and strip-search the audience.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Randy...
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Haven't you got a bomber to catch?
0:08:12 > 0:08:16I saw a woman earlier. Blonde, late-forties.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Skirt suit. Does that remind you of anyone?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22I'm more of a late-twenties, tight jeans kind of bloke.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24That sounds like the God Squad.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26KNOCK ON DOOR Yeah?
0:08:28 > 0:08:29How's it going?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34I was thinking...
0:08:34 > 0:08:35why don't you bring Joe?
0:08:35 > 0:08:38HE SNORTS Don't be ridiculous!
0:08:38 > 0:08:39It's not ridiculous.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Attractive bloke, cute baby, we'll make a packet!
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Karen, I'm not using my son as a gimmick.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46As if I'd get it past Zara, anyway.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48We wouldn't have to tell her.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49No!
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- Party games from my Tupperware days.- Oh.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Jelly Bean Hunt.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Bunny Parts.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02I shifted a plastic mountain with that lot.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Oh! Replace My Husband? - That was hilarious, that one.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07What if they're single?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10You're not really getting into the spirit of this, are you?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13I thought we'd established that this isn't my kind of thing.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16This isn't about you. This is about getting a bunch of minted matrons
0:09:16 > 0:09:18to part with their cash.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24All right. But, see, you'd better deliver a killer pitch
0:09:24 > 0:09:28because THIS is as dull as ditchwater.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32And if you insist on, you know, droning on about facial muscles,
0:09:32 > 0:09:35at least get the audience involved. You know, demonstrate on a model.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Karen.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40You stick to party games, leave me to take care of business. All right?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43He'd be ever so cute.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Absolutely, categorically, no.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49SHE SIGHS
0:09:49 > 0:09:52I thought Mr Fire's liaison officer
0:09:52 > 0:09:55could do with a break from the high life(!) What are you doing?
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Well, we think that the bomber might have bought
0:09:58 > 0:10:00a bottle of Flamestarter recently.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03This is the only shop that sells it round here.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05- Oh, mind my death threats. - Oh, sorry.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- What, these are death threats?- Yeah.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10You think one of this lot's responsible?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Maybe. Maybe not. I don't know.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Randy has upset a lot of people.
0:10:15 > 0:10:20Libel suits, wrongful dismissal claims, assault cases.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22And the cherry on top - shoplifting.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- Huh. See ya.- Cheers.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Go on...
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Yes!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43You beauty.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48PHONE RINGS
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Kevin Tyler.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53No, I'll check.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56No, it hasn't. Oh, hold on.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Yeah, yeah, I've got it. OK, let me just, erm...
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Hugh Devlin didn't qualify?
0:11:04 > 0:11:05So he IS suitable?
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Well, perhaps if you could expand the trial, then...
0:11:11 > 0:11:14No. Yeah, I understand.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15OK, thanks.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- KNOCK ON DOOR - Yeah, won't be a minute.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Your new patient's qualified for the drugs trial.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- I thought you'd like to know. - That is brilliant.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33She'll be really thrilled.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35How many others got on?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- Nine.- What about your patient?
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- He didn't get on? - There wasn't enough room.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Sorry to hear that.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46It's a shame, really. His wife's pregnant.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Don't know how I'm going to tell him.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Well, it's not like you made him any promises.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- The guy deserves a break. - They all do.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57He tries to stay positive, but it's going to be tough dealing with a new baby.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Erm...
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Why don't WE go for a pint?- Yeah.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Playing gooseberry - that'll cheer me up(!)
0:12:05 > 0:12:08We've already got a gooseberry, Mandy's mate's coming.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Mm-hm. You'll have to be, um, a banana.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Or a little grapefruit.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17That's just what I need - lesbian fruit salad.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19DOORBELL RINGS
0:12:21 > 0:12:24I'm only thinking of you.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26I am not cancelling this tour.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27NIGEL SIGHS
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Oh, great(!)
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Sorry to bother you, but there's been a development.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Do you recognise this lady?
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Lisa Myers.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- It's been a while, but yeah. - You're sure?
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Well, I'd have to get them togs off to be certain!
0:12:49 > 0:12:50She's got this mole, you see.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Has she? Did you two have a relationship?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Two years. Lisa Myers!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57She was one crazy chick, eh?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Crazy enough to send you a bomb?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02No. We were soul mates.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Till some Herberts from the drugs squad raided her flat.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Did us both for possession.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Bad times.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11What was the break up like? Acrimonious?
0:13:11 > 0:13:14She dumped me a few months after the drugs bust.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17But she's cool, Lisa.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19I could do with finding her, talking to her.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22I haven't heard from her in 20 years.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24She got married. Mr Respectable.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Hang on.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34You don't think she's involved?
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Not after all this time.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Well...- I can't believe she invited me, to be honest.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42I never went, of course.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44My therapist wouldn't allow it.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Can I take this, please?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52No kicking in doors, mind.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54She's a respectable lady now.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Thanks.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00What a waste.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- Kev, what do you want, love? - The usual, please.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Kevin, Michaela.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Hi. Mandy tells me you're old friends.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Well, we go back a long way, if that's what you mean.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- We trained together. - Oh, so you're a nurse?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Just started at St Phil's. A&E.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Wow, that makes general practice look like a doddle.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- SHE LAUGHS - Hey! We have our moments.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- I'm just here cos they feel sorry for me.- Here you go, loser.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Cheers.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Help yourself to the hors d'oeuvres.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34- DOORBELL RINGS - Oh, excuse me.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36SHE GIGGLES
0:14:36 > 0:14:41Oh, Cynthia, so glad you could make it. You know Barbara.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- Yes.- Let me get you a glass of wine.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Just the glass.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48I like my Sauvignon a little more mature.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Yes, the vodka was from me.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57But I don't know anything about the bomb.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59I would never hurt him.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04So sending spirits to an alcoholic's not harmful?
0:15:04 > 0:15:07You do know he'd been dry for two years before your gifts
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- started to arrive.- I didn't, no.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Why Flamestarter?
0:15:11 > 0:15:15It's not the sort of drink you can get down the local off-licence.
0:15:15 > 0:15:16We used to drink it together.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Back in the day.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22SHE CLEARS THROAT
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Booze, drugs. To be honest, he'd try anything.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29But Flamestarter...
0:15:29 > 0:15:30That was our tipple.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34I thought it would remind him of us.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39I suppose I hoped he'd come and find me.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- Does your husband know about this? - God, no.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46He's barely here, anyway.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Spends most of his time in the London flat.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Entertaining his latest floozy, no doubt.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54What were you doing at Randy's this afternoon?
0:15:56 > 0:15:58I was frantic when I heard about the explosion.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01I wanted to see if he was OK.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05I suppose it...
0:16:07 > 0:16:09..crystallised my feelings.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Who knows?
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Maybe I'll, er...go backstage
0:16:19 > 0:16:21and pledge undying love after one of his gigs.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Wow.
0:16:26 > 0:16:31At 60 quid a throw, there must be two grand's worth here.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34I got the best seats for every show.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36They're not selling too well, apparently.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Do you know Nigel Cushing - Randy's business manager?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Yes, I remember Nigel.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45Only...
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Well, he wasn't his business manager back in those days.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55- It's hot, isn't it?- It is.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59One does have to adapt one's wardrobe as one ages.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Sleeveless after 40 is an absolute no-no.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Running on fumes over here!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09THEY LAUGH
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Of course, bingo wings can strike at any age.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Oh, that's not my Chateau de Combebelle.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Oh, well, I think somebody's been helping themselves.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Thought you might like to try my personal favourite.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Oh...non-vintage plonk it is, then.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Well, it isn't any old wine.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38I think you will detect a strong Russian influence.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Russian, you say?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49So what made you get into nursing?
0:17:49 > 0:17:52I know many choose it for the fantastically generous salary,
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- but for me, it was the glamour. - HE SNIGGERS
0:17:55 > 0:17:57You can't beat a Saturday night in A&E(!)
0:17:57 > 0:17:59It's not all punch-ups and body fluids.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Most of my patients are sober and grateful.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05I like people, I enjoy helping.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08I just don't want to get too involved.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- Mm, fix 'em and ship 'em out, eh? - Sort of. How about you?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Yeah, I really love helping people.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16No, I suppose for me it's the challenge
0:18:16 > 0:18:19of finding out what's wrong with them and fixing it, you know.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23Give me a set of mysterious symptoms and I'm a very happy man.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25What if you CAN'T fix it?
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Yeah, that's the downside,
0:18:27 > 0:18:29but we all have to deal with that, don't we?
0:18:31 > 0:18:34But when you get to know someone, somehow it's worse.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Are we speaking in the particular here?
0:18:38 > 0:18:42There's this guy - patient - really nice.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44My age.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48He's in pain all the time, and there's nothing I can do to help him.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53DOORBELL RINGS
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- Oh!- Hello. SHE GIGGLES
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Not a word to Zara, OK?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59I thought you said it was going to be a small party.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Don't wimp out on me now, they're well up for it!
0:19:02 > 0:19:04So go give it to them. Hello.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Especially her.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12- Dr Granger, I presume. - Yes.- Cynthia Greening.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Ah. Hello.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17You must have a glass of wine.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19- It's Russian.- Oh.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Right, time for a game. Get into pairs.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Pens and paper here.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27- IN RUSSIAN ACCENT: - Will you play with me, Doctor?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32I need to ask you a few questions.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35I know that you used to handle the band's pyrotechnics
0:19:35 > 0:19:37and special effects.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- I'll get my coat.- Hey, hey.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Wait a minute. We're working on my set here.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- Some other time, all right? - This can't wait, I'm afraid.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Well, it's going to have to wait. He's got a tour to organise.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51There's not going to be a tour. Is there?
0:19:51 > 0:19:54You are not cancelling Armageddon just because of some nutter.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56This has got nothing to do with me.
0:19:57 > 0:20:02Randy, you haven't sold enough tickets to fill ONE venue, never mind 16.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05That is a load of manure, that is.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Tell him.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11I'm sorry, Randy.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Let's go.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Hey. Nobody leaves here till I know what's going on.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19OK. The bomb, the threats...
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Nigel is a suspect.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27This is the best friend I've ever had.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29The most loyal, faithful business manager.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32He would never, ever, ever, EVER do anything to hurt me.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35I'll see you later.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Nigel, talk to me!
0:20:40 > 0:20:42It was me.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46You?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49You tried to...
0:20:49 > 0:20:50blow me up?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Argh!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Argh! I'll kill you.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Right, well, now is the time, I think,
0:20:57 > 0:21:01for the delectable Dr Daniel to do his thing.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Thank you, Karen. Welcome, ladies.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07I'm delighted to see so many of you here for my presentation
0:21:07 > 0:21:10on cosmetic enhancement, specifically, Botox.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Here, is anyone else hot in here?
0:21:13 > 0:21:15WOMEN WHISTLE
0:21:17 > 0:21:21So for this bit, I'd like a volunteer, please. Cynthia.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Thank you, come and sit down.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27There we go.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31So Botox improves the appearance of facial wrinkles
0:21:31 > 0:21:34by temporarily relaxing the underlying muscles.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37This is achieved by making a series of small injections
0:21:37 > 0:21:38along the line of the wrinkle.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42Before performing this procedure, I use a non-permanent marker
0:21:42 > 0:21:45to identify the injection sites.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48So, Cynthia, if you're happy, I'd like to demonstrate.
0:21:48 > 0:21:53Marvellous. OK, so first I'm going to draw the line of the wrinkle.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55I wouldn't normally do this, but
0:21:55 > 0:21:58it'll be much easier for you to see later.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Can't really see that from here.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07This is what we call the frown area.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Maybe you could add that, er, in a different colour.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Yes, thank you, Karen.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Lovely.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Thank you. And now for the crows' feet sites.
0:22:21 > 0:22:22'Randy...'
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Get him away from me.- Are you OK?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28My best friend just tried to blow me up. No, I am not OK!
0:22:28 > 0:22:29I didn't!
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Nigel Cushing, I am arresting you on suspicion of committing offences
0:22:32 > 0:22:34under the Firearms And Explosives Act.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- Hold on, we need to talk about this. - You do not have to say anything
0:22:37 > 0:22:40but it may harm your defence if you do not mention...
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Why did you do it?
0:22:41 > 0:22:45The tour was turning into a disaster.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46So you thought you'd kill me?!
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Of course not!- Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51You sent me a bomb.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53You were never going to handle it.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56I set it off in the office on purpose.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59I wanted to scare you. I thought if there was a threat to your life,
0:22:59 > 0:23:01you'd cancel or the police would intervene.
0:23:01 > 0:23:07- Yeah. Are you happy now? - You only hear what you want to hear.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11I...I just wanted to protect you.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13By blowing yourself up?
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Oh, give me strength. Just tell him why you did it.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20It's over, Randy.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Bedlam Scream is over.
0:23:24 > 0:23:29They just don't want you any more. I-I'm sorry, Randy.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32So you set off a bomb
0:23:32 > 0:23:37so I wouldn't feel bad about my poxy fans ditching me?
0:23:37 > 0:23:39- Halleluiah(!)- Are you mental?!
0:23:41 > 0:23:42That's the nicest thing...
0:23:42 > 0:23:44HE SOBS
0:23:46 > 0:23:49That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54You know, most men would've given me their number ages ago.
0:23:54 > 0:23:59- After whipping out their smartphone and flashing their apps. - I never flash my apps.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00THEY LAUGH
0:24:00 > 0:24:05You know that there is an app for really bad chat-up lines?
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- Really?- Yeah. He uses it.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11So do you Stitch 'n Bitch?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Erm, that'll be a no.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16- Mandy's been trying to get me to go for ages.- Really?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Yeah, I think she's after my crochet hooks.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21I haven't had this much fun in ages.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24- We'll have to do this again. - Yeah, count me in.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Well, it wouldn't be much fun on my own, would it?
0:24:27 > 0:24:29What was that?
0:24:29 > 0:24:33That was one of life's little mysteries, sweetheart.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36There's an attractive, apparently sane woman
0:24:36 > 0:24:38who wants to go out with you.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40She's not one of YOUR lot?
0:24:40 > 0:24:44OK, you're an inch away from offending me right now.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46I didn't even chat her up!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Randy!
0:24:54 > 0:24:55Lisa!
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- Is this a bad time?- Yes.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00I mean, no. I mean...
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Well, my best mate's just been arrested.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Not this bomb business?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08More of a special effect, really.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10So it WAS Nigel?
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Yeah, but he did it for me.
0:25:12 > 0:25:13The man's a legend.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17I'm going to get him a top brief. But the tour's a washout now.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19- I did wonder.- Yeah.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24I wanted to apologise for sending you vodka,
0:25:24 > 0:25:26what with you being an alcoholic.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28I didn't think.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Oh, that's all right. I'll get back on the wagon tomorrow.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34I've got to get it together now with the court appearance and all that.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36I can't be off my face, can I?
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Um...
0:25:39 > 0:25:40The...
0:25:40 > 0:25:42other thing I introduced you to.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Gourmet chocolate sauce?
0:25:46 > 0:25:47You're not diabetic?
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Not yet, baby.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51THEY LAUGH
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Let's see if we can find that mole, shall we?
0:25:58 > 0:26:01So, if there are no more questions, that concludes my presentation.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03A big hand for Cynthia, please.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05APPLAUSE
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Erm...
0:26:07 > 0:26:09If you'd like to book a session,
0:26:09 > 0:26:11please pick up the clipboard,
0:26:11 > 0:26:15put your name and number in one of the slots. Thank you.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22- I think that went rather well. - You have no idea.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26I don't think she's going to be leaving the home for a few days.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28(Permanent.)
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Oh...
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Do you think I should warn her?
0:26:34 > 0:26:37No! He's harmless enough.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40- Coffee?- Coffee.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44- No, I'm going to get another pint. - I don't think you're invited.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47- This has been great.- Oh.- Oh, bye.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49See you later.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Mission accomplished.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55He's finally cheered up.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59She doesn't know what she's letting herself in for. Poor cow.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08BANGING ON DOOR
0:27:08 > 0:27:11If you want to get him something he wants, why not ask him?
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Then it wouldn't be a surprise, would it? I like surprises.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15YOU do, it's not your birthday!
0:27:15 > 0:27:17You've been talking to people about the trial.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Well, only to Shell.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20I asked you not to tell anyone.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Get lost. Go on, get lost!
0:27:22 > 0:27:23Yeah, for now.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26But I'll be back, Mrs Heaton.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28SHE SIGHS
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