0:00:38 > 0:00:42# I really wanna make you mine... # PHONE RINGING
0:00:42 > 0:00:44# Four, five, six Come on and get your kicks
0:00:44 > 0:00:48# You don't need money when You look like that, do ya, honey... #
0:00:48 > 0:00:51'Hello Mitch, it's Carol Jennings from Social Care Services.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53'I'm afraid I've spoken to your landlord,
0:00:53 > 0:00:57'and he has confirmed that unless we put some targets in place for you,
0:00:57 > 0:00:58'he will go ahead with the eviction.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01'I'll be round to see you this morning at around 11.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05'This really is your last chance, Mitch. Please be there.'
0:01:05 > 0:01:09# But you were with another man Yeah
0:01:09 > 0:01:13# I know we ain't got much to say
0:01:13 > 0:01:18# Before I let you get away Yeah
0:01:22 > 0:01:25# I said Are you gonna be my girl? #
0:01:28 > 0:01:30A thousand apologies.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Another champagne hangover?
0:01:32 > 0:01:36Sadly, no. As I said to Mrs Tembe, I merely overslept.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Did you have a good break, Dr Carter?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Very pleasant, thank you.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42I went to a most beautiful Easter service.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46The church was filled with flowers, some of which I grew myself.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Sounds very civilised.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50We managed to find the muddiest nature trail
0:01:50 > 0:01:53in the whole of Letherbridge and clocked up five pratfalls between us!
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Heston, I don't suppose you can recommend a good plasterer, can you?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Jimmi insisted on clearing out the loft
0:01:59 > 0:02:02and put his foot straight through the spare room ceiling.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03I wish I'd seen that!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Sorry, Cherry, I...
0:02:05 > 0:02:06News flash, everyone.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Joe smiled for the very first time yesterday.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10Oh, let me see.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- Aww.- Oh, he is so beautiful! - Yes, he is.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18- Hiya.- Hey.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Ta-dah! - Brilliant!
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Fun time!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Can't we just chill at yours, Mitch? I can't remember the last time we...
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Shut it, Will. Who asked you to come?
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Hi. I'm really sorry to disturb you.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55My name's John Williams and, well, I know this might sound strange,
0:02:55 > 0:02:58but I've got a really good chance of winning an Olympic gold medal
0:02:58 > 0:03:01this summer in wheelchair tennis. The thing is...
0:03:01 > 0:03:04The firm that's been sponsoring me has just gone out of business
0:03:04 > 0:03:07and it looks like I won't be able to compete
0:03:07 > 0:03:09unless I can raise £1,000.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Obviously I'm really gutted,
0:03:11 > 0:03:13and I've been building up to this for most of my life.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17But both my parents died when I was six in a car accident...
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Anyway, you've probably seen the campaign they've been running in the local press,
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- and I was wondering if... - Yes, of course,
0:03:22 > 0:03:25I'll just get my purse.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- Best of luck.- Thanks.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37He is the master!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40This is crazy.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42OK, he's always liked a laugh but...
0:03:42 > 0:03:43Aw, what's wrong?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Is William feeling left out again?
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Candy from a baby!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- I don't like this, Mitch. I think... - What is it with you?
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- You think I'd turn into a saint now I'm stuck in this thing?- No.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58You're just doing stuff you never used to.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Oh, shut up, you nag.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Yeah. Stop being such an old woman, Will!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Seven more of them and you can buy me those boots.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07In your dreams, Alice Ainsworth. I'm getting a new telly.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15That sounds great.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Yes, OK, I'll see you later. Bye.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Was that...?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Yes, that was Martin.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27And yes, I am seeing him tonight.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Julia and Martin, Martin and Julia, who'd have thought?!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32It's just one date, Karen!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Well, you know what they say.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36"Every journey just begins with one step."
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Oh, thank you, Mrs Dalai Lama!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41It's a night out.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42No more, no less.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Done it again!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48You were brilliant!
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Yeah, but it's not exactly fair to go around...
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Fair? Life's not fair!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Suckers!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Gushing with pity as soon as they saw my puppy dog eyes.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Why don't you get home and do your knitting?
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Yeah, Will. Man up or get off. You can be such a wet sometimes.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Come on, it's not exactly hard, is it?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16I bet I could do just as well as Mitch if I had a prop.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19You mean this?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Why don't you give it a go, then?
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Oh, great idea!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Here's your chance, Will. Show us what you're made of.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Are you a man or a muppet?
0:05:30 > 0:05:31And how about this?
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Whoever collects the most gets all the money in the bucket.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38And my deep and serious respect.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40You're on!
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Hang on a minute.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03It's all yours, mate.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Hi.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12I...
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Sorry, I...
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Don't waste my time. Go away.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32What the hell was that?!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35It's a bucketful you want, not an earful!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39What a jerk!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Heston, have you got a minute?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46We're trying to pin down when the break-in happened.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Break-in?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- Sorry.- It's all under control, Mrs Tembe.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53If you'd like to come through.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56- Hi.- Hi.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Are you OK?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01I think Dr Carter has been robbed.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- We thought she'd taken you hostage. What kept you?- Easy!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Wow!
0:07:18 > 0:07:22She loved me! I think she wanted to adopt me!
0:07:26 > 0:07:27How did you do it?
0:07:27 > 0:07:29I just laid it on thick, it was a doddle.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Well done, you!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Knock it off, Alice!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Will Jackson, the new Bucket Master!
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Thanks, Rob.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Yeah, no problem. I'll let you know if we hear anything.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Sergeant Hollins, I... - Oh, excuse me.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Go ahead. 7244.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Dr Carter, why did you not tell us that you had been robbed?
0:07:50 > 0:07:51I didn't want to worry anybody.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Sorry, folks got to go.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Scammer in the area. You know, I'm sure they save these jobs for me.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59So what happened?
0:07:59 > 0:08:02There was a break-in at my house. These things happen.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- Yes, Heston, but you really need... - Sign of the times.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07You have to expect to be burgled once or twice in your life.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08There's nothing you can do.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Did they get away with much?
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- Oh, usual stuff, TV, computer. - Disgraceful!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Well, I'm fully insured, so no harm done.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Mr Henchard?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Come this way.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Come and get it, then!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Want to try a house, Mitch? I'm sure...
0:08:25 > 0:08:27No! I'm going. I'm bored of it.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Hang on a minute.- Hey, look.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Oi!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Wait up!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45KNOCK ON DOOR
0:08:45 > 0:08:47A little pick-me-up.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Thank you, Mrs Tembe.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54I am concerned about you, Dr Carter.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Well, don't be.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00It was just a few items that were well past their best.
0:09:01 > 0:09:08But it was not just the loss of material goods, was it?
0:09:08 > 0:09:14A stranger entered your home, went through your precious things,
0:09:14 > 0:09:17and made you a victim again so soon after that terrible...
0:09:17 > 0:09:22A few gadgets that someone helped themselves to, that's all it was.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23If you are sure.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25I am.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31Well, I must say, I do admire your strength of character.
0:09:32 > 0:09:37Paralympics! So what sport did you tell them that you did?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Wheelchair pole vaulting?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Ha-ha. That's very funny.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44You've taken advantage of very generous people,
0:09:44 > 0:09:46but now it's time to give the money back.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49No way! I was doing them a favour. They loved it!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Gave them a little thrill.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53It makes them feel superior, having someone to pity.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Did it ever occur to you
0:09:55 > 0:10:00- you may put people off giving money to genuine charities?- Not my problem.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Really? OK. Where've you hidden it?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04I said, where is it?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06- If you don't get out of that chair... - Are you going to arrest me?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10One day you might need a wheelchair for real, and you'll look back on this...
0:10:10 > 0:10:13And remember that lame-brain policeman
0:10:13 > 0:10:14that got his knickers in a twist,
0:10:14 > 0:10:18cos a few dopey old women dropped me a few quid?
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Right. I am going to arrest you for theft.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Right, in the car.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- But, Officer, I can't. - Get out of the chair...
0:10:27 > 0:10:29You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence
0:10:29 > 0:10:31if you do not mention, when questioned,
0:10:31 > 0:10:33something you later rely on in court.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37CAR HORN BLARES
0:10:37 > 0:10:39We shouldn't have run off like that.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Forget it, Will.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44We did him a favour. We took away the evidence.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46I don't think we should spend the money.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49I wouldn't be too cut up about it, if I were you.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52You should hear what he says about you when you're not there.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54What do you mean?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56He moans at me whenever you ring him.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58He says you bring everything down.
0:11:00 > 0:11:01I've been trying to help him.
0:11:01 > 0:11:06Look... The best thing we can do now is lie low for a bit.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08And have a good time, while we're at it.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12You were brilliant back there, you know.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14I didn't think you had it in you.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Are you hungry?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Oh, he's been winding me up all the way here.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25I've asked Alan Evans to bring him in.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Hope you don't let this guy out in a cop car.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28He can't even handle one of these!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Thank you, Constable.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34He was much gentler than you, though. You brute!
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Are you going to get up? - I could if I would, but I won't!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- No, that's not right, I mean...- OK.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Let's see if a little spell in one of our cells is so amusing.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Book him, will you?
0:11:44 > 0:11:47I hope it's all level access. Plenty of grab rails.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Dreaming about tonight?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Not exactly, no.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59There's nothing wrong, is there?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I'm a bit nervous, to be honest.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Oh!
0:12:05 > 0:12:08I know it's just one date, but...
0:12:08 > 0:12:10I'm not sure how much I should tell him.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14- What do you mean?- Well, it's at times like this you realise
0:12:14 > 0:12:16how much baggage you've got.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19For instance, should I tell him about Mac and the affairs
0:12:19 > 0:12:22and the fact that I married him twice?
0:12:23 > 0:12:28I mean, if we became an item and I'm not saying that for one minute,
0:12:28 > 0:12:30but say we did...
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Wouldn't it be a bit awkward to just bring this up
0:12:34 > 0:12:35further down the line?
0:12:35 > 0:12:39I think you should get it all out now. He's a mature bloke,
0:12:39 > 0:12:41he'll understand.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42You're right.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46I mean, it's not like we're a couple of dewy-eyed teenagers, are we?
0:12:46 > 0:12:48So what are you wearing?
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Yep, the same room I had over the weekend.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Yeah. And breakfast tomorrow.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Thank you. Yeah, I'll see you later. Bye.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Are you staying in a hotel?
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Um, yeah, I booked myself into The Grand.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05And you've been there ever since?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Well, I just need a few days to...
0:13:10 > 0:13:12What sort of state is the house in?
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Quite a mess.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17And they've damaged stuff, as well?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Afraid so.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Heston, I'm so sorry.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26I'm worried that they may have taken some personal stuff.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Why didn't you say?
0:13:30 > 0:13:33I keep trying to put it out of my mind.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37My father's gold pocket watch.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Steven's baby album.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43I daren't go back and look.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45It's awful.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53You do realise that the only way that you can get through this
0:13:53 > 0:13:54is by facing up to it.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57You can't give the crook the power to keep you out of your own home.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59You're right, of course.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02And you don't have to face this on your own.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03Leave it to me,
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I'm going to assemble a clean-up team by the end of the day.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08I'm sure that everyone will be only too happy to help.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Thank you, Cherry.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20You just missed me practising my cartwheels!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Oh, Jimmi, do us a favour.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Have a look at this joker, will you, please?
0:14:25 > 0:14:27He's pretending he's disabled. Running a scam.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Sounds pretty low.- I've put him in there to stew for the afternoon.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31Thing is, we need the cell.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Just confirm to me that he's able-bodied, will you?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Yeah, sure.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Sorry. He's genuine, I'm afraid. He's one of my patients.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Spinal cord damage
0:14:43 > 0:14:46after radiotherapy treatment for cancer last year.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47Used to be a wild child,
0:14:47 > 0:14:50he's been in care for the last three years after losing his parents.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51This isn't like him.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Right.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Do you want me to have a word? - No, no, no. It's OK. I'll do it.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04I'm not eating for a week!
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Me neither!
0:15:06 > 0:15:08It's been good, this afternoon.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Yeah. It's been great spending time with you.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Aw, Will! That's so sweet!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19We shouldn't have left him.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23But he's always telling us he doesn't need any help,
0:15:23 > 0:15:25that he can look after himself.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29To be honest, he's been really getting on my nerves lately.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33He's so moany and miserable. He's no fun any more.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35He's got a lot on his plate, Alice.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37And he's been brilliant,
0:15:37 > 0:15:40getting his own place and looking after himself.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43He's always been way more together than me.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- Chair or no chair. - You are so loyal.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50He doesn't deserve you.
0:15:50 > 0:15:51But I definitely do.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53What are you doing?!
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Seeing if you're a good kisser.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59I'm going to go find him.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04You can't let me go, I did it!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Look, like I've already said, the lady definitely reported
0:16:07 > 0:16:10that the perpetrator stood up out of his chair.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12She must have been seeing things!
0:16:12 > 0:16:14I raked in about 150 quid!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Mitch, it can't have been you.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18You don't think I've got it in me, cos I'm disabled?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20That's got nothing to do...
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- You wouldn't talk to me like this if I was able-bodied! - Talk to you like what?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Just calm down, son, have you heard yourself?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Don't patronise me, copper!
0:16:27 > 0:16:31At least before you treated me like anybody else! It's discrimination!
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Well, you can take your pity and shove it where the sun don't shine!
0:16:35 > 0:16:37That's enough!
0:16:37 > 0:16:39I know you've had a bad time recently.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41But you do not match the description that we've been given,
0:16:42 > 0:16:44so I can't have you taking up one of my cells.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46I did it!
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Is there a carer I can call for you?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53No!
0:16:53 > 0:16:57- Oh, wow, look at this, impressive! - Right, here.- Thank you.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01- Your equipment.- Thank you. - Thank you.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05I can't thank you enough.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08It is no problem, Dr Carter. Now, is everyone ready?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10ALL: Yes.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12- Make my day!- Thanks.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Oh, you look gorgeous!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21That dress really suits.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Thank you.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25I've got to get off. I promised I'd cook Jack his tea
0:17:25 > 0:17:26before he goes out.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30Think of me while I'm dipping my bread in my egg, chips and beans!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32I'll try not to!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35He's got his driver here again!
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Thank you.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Julia. You look beautiful.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Oh, thank you. What's with this chauffeur business, then?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Have you got a valet and a chef at home,
0:17:47 > 0:17:51or is this just something to cover up a driving ban?
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Mikey just helps me out every now and then when I fancy a night out
0:17:54 > 0:17:55and a couple of drinks.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- Oh, so you do this often, then? - No, not often.
0:17:57 > 0:18:02In fact, the last woman I took out ended up dating Mikey!
0:18:02 > 0:18:03You have any disastrous date stories?
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Don't get me started!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Who would you like to hear about first?
0:18:08 > 0:18:09The psycho police inspector...
0:18:09 > 0:18:13or the camp best friend that turned out to be straight?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Sounds like we're in for a fascinating evening.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- Can you manage?- Get off me, copper!
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Can you manage to get your big, fat carcass back in the car?
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Can you manage to go home to your scabby wife and kids
0:18:25 > 0:18:28and eat the pigswill she's cooked you for tea?
0:18:28 > 0:18:30If you had managed to do your job properly,
0:18:30 > 0:18:33you'd realise it was me who cheated those women out of that cash.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35All right, that's enough.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Now come here.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38I don't want your help!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00'Would you mind going ahead?'
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Oh, my goodness.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Who would do this?
0:19:11 > 0:19:16Right, Nurse Clay, you start in the dining room.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Dr Wilson and Nurse Marquez, the kitchen.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24Dr Clay and myself will focus on this room.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36I suppose I should've learnt my lesson, but no, I go and marry...
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Whoa, whoa, Julia.- Sorry.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Look, we're both old enough
0:19:41 > 0:19:44to have been round the block a few times, you know. So...
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Can we keep the confessional for another time, hmm?
0:19:47 > 0:19:50For now, let's just have fun.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Sure!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04KNOCK ON DOOR
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Mitch, come on, open up.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10- I got charged with fraud! I could go to prison!- I'm sorry!
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Please, let us in.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14- Just go away! - We're not leaving.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18- I'm ringing your social worker. - No!
0:20:29 > 0:20:30This is yours.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33What do you think I am, a charity case?
0:20:35 > 0:20:36What do you want?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Mitch...
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Man...
0:20:44 > 0:20:46This is gross!
0:20:46 > 0:20:48So I'm not OCD?
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- No, Mitch, this is seriously... - Shut your trap, Alice.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53- Leave it!- Yeah, Will. What are you, his wife?
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- You need to talk to someone. - When are you going to get it?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- I don't need help! - At least let me go down the station.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01If anyone should be prosecuted, it should be me.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04I'm the one who stood up and gave the game away.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06That's ridiculous! Can't you see?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09This has all turned out the way he wanted!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Did you know he was out shoplifting last week?
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Showing off to me about how easy it is
0:21:15 > 0:21:18because people think you can do no wrong when you're in a wheelchair.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21To be honest, I am sick of hearing what you can
0:21:21 > 0:21:23and can't do in that thing.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25The novelty's worn off.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29You're a bore, Mitch. You're not the same any more.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31- You can't talk to him like... - I don't need you to protect me!
0:21:31 > 0:21:35And I'm sick of your pathetic hero worship. Open your eyes!
0:21:35 > 0:21:37He treats you like dirt!
0:21:37 > 0:21:42- You're dumped. - Yeah? Not before I dump you.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50What do you want? And you can clear off, as well.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52She was fine until you got hold of her!
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- It wasn't like that, she... - It's best if you leave, son.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57It's OK. You can go.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59We've made lots of enquiries.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03Everyone else has identified Mitch as the suspect.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05- But...- Just go.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07I think we've got some serious talking to do.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12There's still loads more to do out here.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Guys, don't you think we should just straighten up in here,
0:22:15 > 0:22:17leave the fiddly things till later?
0:22:17 > 0:22:20The girl has no idea!
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Are you OK?
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Yeah. It's just wonderful to have friends who care.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Of course we care.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32I'm going to go upstairs. Have a look around.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34- Do you want a hand? - No, I'll be fine.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40This place is nice.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45- Like it?- Yeah. I think the decor is fantastic.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Mind you...
0:22:47 > 0:22:51This menu reads a little bit like the lyrics from Whiter Shade Of Pale!
0:22:51 > 0:22:56I mean, listen to this... "Vintage potatoes in onion ashes
0:22:56 > 0:23:00"with flutters of lovage and wilted wood sorrel."
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Well, I rather like...
0:23:03 > 0:23:06"Vodka-stuffed lentils with twice-fingered artichokes
0:23:06 > 0:23:08"on a bed of nails."
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- Where does it say...?- It doesn't. - Oh, come on!
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Burnt spuds and onions for me, I think, lad.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19- I think that's the translation, isn't it?- Take no notice of him!
0:23:21 > 0:23:23So, the bottom line is,
0:23:23 > 0:23:26you give the money to charity as those good people intended,
0:23:26 > 0:23:28and I might be able to let you off with a caution.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Don't do me any favours!
0:23:30 > 0:23:32What's the matter with you?
0:23:32 > 0:23:35You've been given a second chance and you want to throw it away!
0:23:35 > 0:23:37And I'm not just talking about all this...
0:23:37 > 0:23:40That's none of your business. Copper!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42I think you'll find it is my business.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45If, for some bizarre reason,
0:23:45 > 0:23:50you want to be labelled as a criminal and not a disabled person.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53What is it? You want to play the bad boy,
0:23:53 > 0:23:55- because it makes you feel bigger in the chair?- Shut it!
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Yeah, the truth hurts.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Well, try this one for size.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Unless you get this place sorted out,
0:24:03 > 0:24:05you're going to end up on the streets,
0:24:05 > 0:24:07because I've seen landlords evict people for less.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09I'd like to see him try.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Yeah, and you will, my lad.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13You will.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Ah...
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Your ill-gotten gains.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26I think I'll take this and leave you to it.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31You've got a good mate there, you know.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42- I've got to be honest, onion ashes were delicious.- Good.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Glad you're enjoying it.
0:24:44 > 0:24:49I must say, my tiny sausage with scandalised parsnip
0:24:49 > 0:24:53turned out to be more appealing than you might expect.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Thank you for this, Martin.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02And thank you very much for stopping me
0:25:02 > 0:25:03blabbing all that stuff earlier on.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Well, I suppose there are one or two things I'll need to get off my chest
0:25:06 > 0:25:09before we... Well, IF we get more serious.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12But for now, let's live for the moment, eh?
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Sure.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27- Oh, that's beautiful.- Wow!
0:25:46 > 0:25:47'Carol Jennings.'
0:25:47 > 0:25:51- Hey, it's Mitch Sutherland.- 'Mitch.' - Can I see you?- 'Of course.'
0:25:51 > 0:25:54- As soon as possible? - 'First thing tomorrow?'- Thanks.
0:25:54 > 0:25:55'Thanks, bye.'
0:26:01 > 0:26:04All right?
0:26:06 > 0:26:07Tomorrow, eh?
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Well, erm... Do you fancy The Sly Dog?
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Sounds better than Alice right now.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19You know, they've got an incredible guest cider on at the moment.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25It's not as strong as usual, but it's got this really great taste.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Heston, where are you?
0:26:27 > 0:26:31- What do you want me to do with...? - It's all gone.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36It's all gone.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44All right, Chez.
0:26:44 > 0:26:48Did anyone else know that you were out for the evening?
0:26:48 > 0:26:51- I love Ellie.- So why did you sleep with someone else?
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Dr Carter! I have your proof.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Rob, you don't understand, I know it was him.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Heston?
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- I want to talk to you about Tom. - Tom?
0:27:00 > 0:27:02HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Immie? Oh, this better be good.
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