0:00:27 > 0:00:32# Farewell my black balloon
0:00:34 > 0:00:40# Farewell my black balloon
0:00:40 > 0:00:42# The weather had its way with you
0:00:42 > 0:00:47# Farewell my black balloon
0:00:47 > 0:00:50# The weather had its way with you
0:00:50 > 0:00:56# Farewell my black balloon. #
0:01:20 > 0:01:23No, no, no.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25What do you mean, "No"?
0:01:25 > 0:01:28It's a refutation, Daniel. Denoting a negative or a refusal.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31I mean, what business is it of yours?
0:01:31 > 0:01:35£50,000 on a motorised midlife crisis?
0:01:35 > 0:01:37When we're both working part time.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Not to mention the cost of child care.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Wrong. Do you remember Bruno Roberts?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Bruno Roberts.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50How could I forget, possibly the worst night of my entire life?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56So, you're the reason he's been absent from the golf course.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Yeah, I found better things to do on a Sunday morning.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- I bet you did.- Careful, darling, you'll get drool on her dress.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05If only you would wear a dress once in a while.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Someone has to wear the trousers in our house.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12And I'll have the dauphinoise.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Really? His cholesterol's up and rising.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18I can't blame her seeing as she's never in the kitchen.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20I'm an accountant. Not a short order cook.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22So, what do you do, Bruno?
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- I'm in the executive motor trade. - He's a car salesman.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Do you mind if I speak for myself?
0:02:28 > 0:02:31If you're willing to take that risk.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41And another one of those. Can anyone manage dessert?
0:02:41 > 0:02:45I couldn't eat another thing.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Daniel, you'll join me?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Just coffee, thanks.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Hope no-one minds if I do.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55How long have you been married?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58We're not. We didn't think that it was...
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Very wise. It could save you a fortune in divorce lawyers.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03You've no idea how expensive they are these days.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Although, Suzy knows.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Because she's just hired one at eye-watering expense.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17She thought I didn't know. But I'm one step ahead of you, my love.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Oh, and for the record, the reason Raymond Savage turned you down was
0:03:20 > 0:03:22because he's otherwise engaged.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24By me.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Well, hurrah, that's out in the open.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- I think we should leave.- To leave you to discuss this in private.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Oh, you can't go! It's a celebration. Isn't it?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Absolutely, bottle of champagne, please, and four glasses.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40You'll allow yourself just a little sip? To toast our divorce.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44It's a disengagement party. What a hoot!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50What about Bruno Roberts?
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Apart from the fact that he
0:03:51 > 0:03:53and his toxic wife are presumably divorced by now.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57He's got a luxury car dealership in Kingsvale.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Oh, here we go. - He's giving me mates rates.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00He's not your "mate."
0:04:00 > 0:04:02He's just some Swiss Tony you met at the Golf Club.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Which I'm no longer a member of because you thought it was too expensive.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Which you're no longer a member of because you never went!
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Besides, golf is so revoltingly bourgeois.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Since when did you tell me how to spend my money?
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Since we became a family, Daniel. You, and me, and Joe.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Oh, I might have known you'd bring Joe into it.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23He's our son. Of course I'll bring him into it.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29# Diamonds are a girl's best friend
0:04:32 > 0:04:34# There may come a time
0:04:34 > 0:04:36# When a hard-boiled employer
0:04:36 > 0:04:39# Thinks you're awful nice... #
0:04:39 > 0:04:41'This is Letherbridge FM...'
0:04:41 > 0:04:45That colour really sets off your eyes. Eggs?
0:04:45 > 0:04:48No, thanks, I'll get something at work.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- Have you got my list?- Yep.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58No problem.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01OK, thanks. I'll see you later.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05# Diamonds are a girl's best friend. #
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Morning, Dr Carter.- Morning, Keith.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Thank you.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18There we go.
0:05:25 > 0:05:31Good morning, Nurse Clay. The traffic must have been terrible.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Dr Clay is already in the shower.
0:05:33 > 0:05:3832.15. His personal record, I believe.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41And check out those muscles. You must be well smug.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Not especially.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45All I'm saying, is it makes financial sense.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Because of a conveniently timed mystery rattle which only you can hear!
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Good morning Dr Carmichael, Dr Granger.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54It's a slippery slope. Next it'll be haemorrhaging garage bills.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Oh, please. Do I have "woman who knows nothing about cars" tattooed on my forehead?
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- Better than "henpecked man." - I'm not listening to you, Daniel. - No change there, then!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08KNOCK ON DOOR
0:06:10 > 0:06:12The nanny state gone mad.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Is everything all right, Dr Carter?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16The lowlife who invaded my house
0:06:16 > 0:06:19and violated my property should take his punishment like a man.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Not want to meet me over a cup of tea and a prison biscuit.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25You are referring to Curtis Brown?
0:06:25 > 0:06:30"Restorative Justice." Although who and what it restores is debatable.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33He has requested a meeting with you?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Well, it certainly wasn't me.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- This man has committed a serious crime.- Exactly, Mrs Tembe.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43- I knew I could...- Although I am reminded of an old African proverb.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48"You punish a child with your right hand,
0:06:48 > 0:06:51"and with your left hand you embrace them."
0:06:52 > 0:06:54That's as maybe, Mrs Tembe.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58And, of course, there was the Truth and Reconciliation movement in South Africa.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Entirely different. Entirely. I have to be getting on.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Yes, of course, Dr Carter.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Jimmi.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34You're limping.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36No, I'm not.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Don't lie to me, I've been watching you.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41It's a muscle twinge. Occupational hazard.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42You need to get it looked at.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Cherry! Cherry, Cherry, I'm a doctor.
0:07:45 > 0:07:50Stand on it. Go on, "Doctor" Clay. Put your weight on your right foot.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Get it looked at!
0:08:02 > 0:08:06There is nothing wrong with Doctor Granger's car that cannot be
0:08:06 > 0:08:07solved by a good mechanic.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Not to mention a lighter touch on the clutch.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Thank you, Sister Tembe!
0:08:12 > 0:08:15You are welcome, Sister Dr Carmichael.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Why won't men just do what they're told?
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Because they are not intelligent enough to realise that WE are always right.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Amen to that.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Too right. Your motor has stopped being the hot babe
0:08:29 > 0:08:32and is now definitely moving into cougar territory.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34No offence intended.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36None taken. But try telling Zara that.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Women always have to be right.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40She said, "When you need a new car, get an estate."
0:08:40 > 0:08:44- So she can fit half of Mothercare in the boot.- Mate!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- Bang out of order. - KNOCK ON DOOR
0:08:47 > 0:08:51Oh! Hi. Jimmi's hurt his foot.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Can one of you take a look at it?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55And don't let him fob you off.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Sure, yep.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Got a poorly foot?
0:09:06 > 0:09:10You'd better not be going where I think you're going.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12- So now you're monitoring my movements?- Of course.
0:09:12 > 0:09:17- Because you can't be trusted not to do anything stupid! - Even you can't stop me from looking.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20You do realise this amount of money would fund Joe's entire university education?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Yes, but we've got 18 years to save for that.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- Not the way you're spending. - Says the woman whose shoes have their own bedroom.
0:09:26 > 0:09:31- Even MY shoes don't cost that much! - Depends how many shoes you buy! - They remind me of my mum and dad!
0:09:31 > 0:09:35Please do not depress me any more than I am already!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37She nagged and nagged him for a conservatory.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- He said it was a waste and they should save the money for a rainy day.- You see!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Mind you. She did make him suffer in secret.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Jack's got this theory that every time he said no,
0:09:45 > 0:09:47her cooking deteriorated that little bit more.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Ha!
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Maybe you both need to compromise a little.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Now look what you've done. "Analysis with Elaine."
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Nothing of the sort. But if you looked at the car,
0:09:57 > 0:10:00at least your decision would be an informed one.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Fine. I will get my bag, I will look at the car.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05And then I will say no!
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- Last quarter's sales figures. - Great. Thanks.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Did you decide what you want for dinner?
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- I'll pick something up when I go to the dry cleaners.- Um...
0:10:18 > 0:10:20No, anything, whatever.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Er, sausages. The pork and leek ones from the butcher?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26PHONE RINGS
0:10:26 > 0:10:29I'll go when Darren's back from his break. Roberts Motors.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32You want the body workshop. Putting you through.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Hi, Suzy.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Well, hello there. No baby?
0:10:36 > 0:10:40He's with our very expensive nanny.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Bruno's expecting you. - I can't say I was expecting you.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44My job had taken over my life.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Now I run the home and help Bruno with the business.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51He means, we were both expecting that you'd be divorced by now.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53We didn't get divorced.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54We made some changes
0:10:54 > 0:10:57and I can happily say we're happier than we've ever been.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Congratulations.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Well done. You must let us know your secret.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04A-ha, you made it! Great.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Because I have got something special to show you.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Custom made for a Premiership player.
0:11:10 > 0:11:15Silly boy got himself a three-year ban five days after passing his test.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16Hence the special price.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18A footballer's car!
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Do I look like a WAG!?
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Restorative justice?
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Bleeding woolly heart liberals.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37This has really got to you, hasn't it?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- Of course it's right up your street. - You know it can be very effective.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44- Effective for who? - Isn't the clue in the name?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Surely the victim is the one designed to benefit most.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49In what way could a face-to-face meeting with that man
0:11:49 > 0:11:50possibly benefit me?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52That depends.
0:11:52 > 0:11:57On whether or not you've recovered from being the victim of a serious crime.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59That goes without saying.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03So how long are you staying here at Julia's?
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Zara. Would you like to try it for comfort?
0:12:13 > 0:12:14No, thank you.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Oh, all right.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25It does smell gorgeous.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28The leather's bespoke. Hand finished.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Designer cross stitch.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32So, what do you think?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34I love it.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38- Really?- But it's still way out of your league.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Trust me. It's a steal.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Excellent. Because the only way he'll get his hands on it
0:12:42 > 0:12:45is if he breaks in here in the middle of night and drives off in it.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48She has a tendency to over dramatise.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Tell you what. Join me for a spot of lunch at the golf club.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54I'll bring Suzy along to keep Zara company
0:12:54 > 0:12:57and we'll just talk over a few options.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00We'd love to. Wouldn't we, darling?
0:13:03 > 0:13:07You have been conspicuous by your absence.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11Zara found better things for me to do on a Sunday morning.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Mostly involving nappies and baby rice.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17So. Here we are again.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19I'm sorry about last time. We must have seemed very rude.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Not a problem. We're glad you sorted it out.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26Mind you, we did get as far as the decree nisi and then we...
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Well, Suzy decided...
0:13:31 > 0:13:34I think you better explain. They'll never believe me otherwise.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37I became a submissive wife.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39You did what?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42I met a woman who'd saved her marriage by surrendering to her husband.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46She made me see I was exhausting myself by trying to control Bruno.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48So instead I put him in charge.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Now he takes care of the decision-making and...
0:13:52 > 0:13:57And she takes care of me. What's not to like?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Is she serious?
0:13:59 > 0:14:01It's a growing movement.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Thousands of women like me are realising that feminism did not liberate us.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08It merely created another form of enslavement.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12So what does a submissive wife do exactly?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14It's what she doesn't do.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17She doesn't control, question or criticise.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20She puts her husband first at all times
0:14:20 > 0:14:24and she is always available to him.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28Daniel doesn't have any complaints on that front.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29I didn't used to.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Are you serious about all this?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Why do you ask?
0:14:41 > 0:14:45I was just wondering how long you think you can keep it up for?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47How long do you think your relationship will last,
0:14:47 > 0:14:49if you carry on treating Daniel
0:14:49 > 0:14:51like a cross between a child and a nuisance?
0:14:51 > 0:14:56- I beg your pardon?- Don't knock it till you've tried it. I was like you.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57Bossy, a control freak.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00I am not... Well, maybe I am.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Take it from someone who has got the t-shirt.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05You'll wear yourself out
0:15:05 > 0:15:08trying to turn Daniel into your idea of perfection.
0:15:08 > 0:15:14I may have surrendered, but in doing so I've empowered myself.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Another advantage of an obedient wife,
0:15:25 > 0:15:27no argument over the designated driver.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29- It sounds too good to be true. - Tell me about it.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32I keep pinching myself.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35I miss the rows sometimes. Or rather the making up.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37It's not the same without the chase.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40So tell me, how's business?
0:15:40 > 0:15:45What recession? You? Botox business booming?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Like you say - what recession?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Good. Because I've a proposition.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Suzy's starting to show a few signs of wear and tear
0:15:51 > 0:15:53round the old body work.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56I was thinking, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- I'm listening.- I'm glad you're listening to somebody.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02We were just discussion the finance options on the car.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06And I'm afraid our only option is to say no.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10That's a matter for discussion. In private, I think.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Fine. Bring it on.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Well, you know where I am, yeah?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26There!
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- I think I may have overreacted. - Really?
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Yes, you work damn hard for your money.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54What business is it of mine to tell you how to spend it.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Well, that's quite a turnaround.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00Seeing Suzy with Bruno got me to thinking
0:17:00 > 0:17:06that perhaps sometimes I can seem a little controlling.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Well...on the odd occasion.
0:17:09 > 0:17:16And it got me thinking that maybe I should start putting you first.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22'It's high time I started putting you first.'
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- What's all this? - It's a spreadsheet.- I was just..
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Now you listen to me, Daniel Granger.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30I've played along with your little fantasy.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33I have sat in the damn car, had lunch with your hideous friends,
0:17:33 > 0:17:35but for the last time,
0:17:35 > 0:17:39you are not buying that car, I forbid you to buy that car.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Do I make myself clear?- Yeah.
0:17:52 > 0:17:57Great. I'll draw up some paperwork and come straight over.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Well done! I knew you'd make the sale.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Can you type up an agreement and then grab your handbag?
0:18:03 > 0:18:09- Why?- I've spun him a deal in return for some cut price botox.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17That's quite a discount.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19And you are reassuringly expensive.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Can you do anything about her jaw line?
0:18:21 > 0:18:24It looks like it's sagging a bit to me.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27I'm afraid you'd need a cosmetic surgeon for that.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31Right. Well, if you know one that's looking for a car...
0:18:32 > 0:18:37- Is everything all right? - Yeah, I'm fine.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40KNOCK ON DOOR
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- Bearing up?- Yeah. Business as usual.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48So, do you want me to take a look at that foot?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Why would you want to do that?
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Because I'm tired of dodging Cherry. And besides, she's right.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57I've been watching you, and you're limping. So, come on.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20No! Stop!
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Sorry. I'm fine now.
0:19:26 > 0:19:31- Are you sure you want me to continue?- Yes.- OK.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33No! Stop!
0:19:33 > 0:19:37- Sorry. Needle phobia. - Try and take deep breaths.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39That's it.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Can you give me something. Tranquiliser? General anaesthetic?
0:19:43 > 0:19:47There is an oral tranquiliser but it'll take an hour to take effect.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48More importantly, I don't think
0:19:48 > 0:19:50you're a suitable candidate for botox.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52I think that's my decision!
0:19:52 > 0:19:54I would have professional qualms about treating you.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56I'm sure you can overcome those qualms.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Achilles tendonitis.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10- What, you're not serious? - It's not the end of the world, mate.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14Just lay off the running for a couple of weeks and you'll be right as rain.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21I'm afraid of heights. It doesn't stop me from flying.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Suzy has a severe phobia of needles.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25It would be unprofessional to commence a course of botox.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27You can't refuse to treat her.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28I can if it's against the interests of the patient.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30How dare you tell me what I want!
0:20:30 > 0:20:32You don't want botox. That much is obvious.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36I want to please my husband. A submissive wife always says yes.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40And there we have it. No offence, but it's none of your business.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Actually this is my business
0:20:42 > 0:20:44and I can decline to treat any patient I choose.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46We have a deal.
0:20:46 > 0:20:52Not any more. I can't afford this. Even with the discount.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56And there we have it. Henpecked into submission, eh?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58This has got nothing to do with a needle phobia.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00You're jealous because you want what I've got.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03I'd be dead of boredom in a week.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06To be honest, I prefer my women more equal.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08In life and in my bed.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12We're going.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19You'd swap places with me in a heartbeat.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31- Hi, darling.- Hi.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33You must be exhausted.
0:21:33 > 0:21:40Sit down here and I'll get you a nice cold beer.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54A-ha! I decided to see what all the fuss was about.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58And actually once you get past the hubris,
0:21:58 > 0:22:00makes a lot of sense.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04- You can't be serious. - Don't knock it till you've tried it.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Aren't you going to ask me about the car?
0:22:07 > 0:22:11No. How you spend your money is entirely up to you
0:22:11 > 0:22:13and I will support your decision.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15- Yes, but...- No, Daniel.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18You don't have to justify your actions to me.
0:22:18 > 0:22:23So, now, what do you want for supper?
0:22:29 > 0:22:31- Good evening, Jean.- Evening!
0:22:31 > 0:22:34That's the second week running they haven't collected the recycling.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37I've a good mind to phone the council.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Is something wrong?
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Why do you ask?
0:22:51 > 0:22:52Because you're not talking.
0:22:52 > 0:22:58I'm not interrupting. I'm listening.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00You have interesting and important things to say
0:23:00 > 0:23:03and I want to hear them.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07OK, um...
0:23:08 > 0:23:13Well, I... Nah.
0:23:15 > 0:23:21This is torture! What sane woman could endure this lunacy?
0:23:21 > 0:23:23If you want a submissive partner you'd better start looking.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24I don't want...
0:23:24 > 0:23:27So out with it! Did you buy the car?!
0:23:27 > 0:23:31- I signed a deal.- I knew it! - And then I tore it up.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Why?
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Because you were right.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38Really?
0:23:38 > 0:23:40It's a major expense.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42If and when I need a new car,
0:23:42 > 0:23:47then it should be a joint financial decision.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50What? Will you please stop listening to me!
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Damn, you're sexy when you're submissive.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08What are you doing?
0:24:08 > 0:24:12I checked the forecast. It's raining tomorrow.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13So I'd better squeeze another one in this evening.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16- What about your ankle? - Kevin said it was fine.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19I'll just need to run it off.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21What do you want for dinner?
0:24:23 > 0:24:26If you're hungry, just start without me.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Please don't make me buy an estate car.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39We can get a 4x4.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42There's not as much boot space but they're very practical.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44I could go for a 4x4.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47As long as it was the right 4x4. Nothing Japanese.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Or French. Or Italian.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Or Korean.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54We could get a pod for the top.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57We are having a pod over my dead body.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00OK. We could get a roof rack.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02- Mm-hmm.- Ow!
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Oh! I like it!
0:25:08 > 0:25:10"To letherbridgecouncil.org.uk,
0:25:10 > 0:25:12"Recycling, Acacia Avenue.
0:25:12 > 0:25:18"To whom it may concern, for the second week running...
0:25:18 > 0:25:25"the council...has failed..."
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Did you want to see me about something?
0:25:52 > 0:25:53You know why I'm here.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Typical lonely woman. Needs to man up if you ask me.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00Dr Cassidy was telling me about when you two used to do yoga together.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03- She reckons you're well flexible. - I never said that!
0:26:03 > 0:26:06If Dr Wilson was here she would not allow this.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09She would tell you to man up!
0:26:09 > 0:26:13Do you want to get kicked out of school? Is that it? Hardman?
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