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0:00:34 > 0:00:41# I get along without you very well

0:00:41 > 0:00:45# Of course I do. #

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Edward? Edward?!

0:00:47 > 0:00:51# Except when soft rains fall... #

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Oh, Edward, is that you?!

0:00:57 > 0:01:05# The thrill of being sheltered in your arms

0:01:05 > 0:01:09# Of course I do

0:01:12 > 0:01:18# But I get along without you very well... #

0:01:18 > 0:01:20BABY COOS

0:01:23 > 0:01:29# I've forgotten you, just like I should

0:01:31 > 0:01:35# Of course I have

0:01:35 > 0:01:40# Except to hear your name

0:01:40 > 0:01:47# Or someone's laugh that is the same... #

0:01:47 > 0:01:49TV: 'According to reports, two members of staff

0:01:49 > 0:01:52'are still unaccounted for.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54'The blaze, which is thought to have broken out

0:01:54 > 0:01:56'in a first floor linen store, continues to rage

0:01:56 > 0:02:00'with several fire crews in attendance.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02'Surrounding buildings have been evacuated,

0:02:02 > 0:02:04'and the main approach road is also closed.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07'Police are setting up diversions away from the area,

0:02:07 > 0:02:09'while attempts to bring the fire under control...'

0:02:09 > 0:02:11HE SWITCHES THE TV OFF

0:02:21 > 0:02:24DOORBELL RINGS

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- You all right, mate? - What are you doing here?

0:02:30 > 0:02:34- Sorry, I just saw your light was on. - And?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37And did you know there's a dead cat on your drive?

0:02:37 > 0:02:40- A what? - A dead cat. You know? Meow.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44Only it can't, because...it's dead.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49- Right.- It's weird, cos I was just walking along and all of a sudden...

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- I hope it's not an omen. - An omen?

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Yeah! I'm about to get my exam results.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Are black cats meant to be lucky or unlucky?

0:02:57 > 0:02:59If it's dead, I'd say it's unlucky.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Oh.- Right thanks, well don't let me keep you.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Hang on!- What?

0:03:05 > 0:03:08What are you going to do with the body?

0:03:09 > 0:03:12KEVIN GRUNTS

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Yep. It's definitely dead.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- How do you think it died? - I don't know, I'm not a vet!

0:03:20 > 0:03:22- What are you going to do with it? - Chuck it in the bin.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24You can't do that!

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Well I'm not going to bury it with full military honours.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28I suppose.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Thanks for all that, but you can go now.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33OK. Right.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Thanks, Jack...(!) - Good luck with your exams

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Morning. - Oh, hello, love.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10What's all this?

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Well, as it's Jack's big day, we're having smoked salmon,

0:04:13 > 0:04:17scrambled eggs, pains au chocolat and a nice glass of Bucks fizz.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Mum, you don't even know if he's passed.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Of course he has. It's Jack! He always lands sunny side up.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Now they were going to let him know by text after eight,

0:04:25 > 0:04:28so he should know by now. Where is he?!

0:04:28 > 0:04:31He was out with Ciaran drinking till all hours.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33I'll see if I can make some more noise then.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- Mom! - Sorry, did I wake you?!

0:04:39 > 0:04:41No, I was up anyway.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45What did you get? Not that it matters.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49You've done your best, that's all that counts. But what did you get?

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- I dunno.- Why? - I can't find my phone.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57OK, he's got the new childminder at nine, we need milk,

0:04:57 > 0:05:03nappies and his lunch. Daniel, can you do something, please?!

0:05:03 > 0:05:07- What?- Change him.- I just want to finish this...

0:05:07 > 0:05:09OK fine, take your time. I'll do it.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Now then. How is my little man?

0:05:13 > 0:05:16- And are you going to be a good boy for Stella today? - JOE BREAKS WIND

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Joe!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20For heaven's sake, Daniel, can you help me?!

0:05:20 > 0:05:23- He is your baby too! - Oh, yeah, when he's making a mess,

0:05:23 > 0:05:26and you can't cope, then he's my baby too(!)

0:05:26 > 0:05:28JOE COOS

0:05:31 > 0:05:34- It's not in the living room. - When did you last have it?

0:05:34 > 0:05:37If I knew that... I might have left it at Ciaran's.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39- Oh, great. - It'll turn up.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41But you need to know your results!

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Why? It's not like I can change anything.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Well, I want to open the champagne!

0:05:45 > 0:05:50Look here, give yourself a call, and see if Ciaran picks up or anybody.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00No. I'm going round to Ciaran's. See if he's got it.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01Oh, keep it. Give me a call.

0:06:01 > 0:06:06- And don't forget you've got lunch with your dad.- Have I?

0:06:06 > 0:06:10Yes! To celebrate... or whatever. Good luck!

0:06:13 > 0:06:14I suppose all we can do is wait!

0:06:14 > 0:06:19Oh, yeah, we should definitely spend our whole lives obsessing over Jack.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22- It's the biggest day of his life. - Yeah, right.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Mrs Tembe, I'm in a meeting with the partners.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27No interruptions, please.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Yes, Mr Bellamy.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35- Are you trying to catch mosquitoes?! - You what?

0:06:35 > 0:06:37You have been yawning ever since you got here.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40I've hardly had any sleep. Five o'clock this morning,

0:06:40 > 0:06:42- guess who comes knocking on my door? - I have no idea.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Jack Hollins. Apparently I had a dead cat on my driveway.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50- A dead cat in your driveway?! - Is there an echo in here?

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- What did you do with it? - It was a bit too late for CPR.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Didn't you try to find the owner?

0:06:56 > 0:06:58No, it didn't have a nametag or anything.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02But the cat must belong to somebody. They must be missing it terribly.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Yeah, but I can hardly go knocking on every door in Letherbridge!

0:07:06 > 0:07:09I will ring round. I will call the animal rescue centre.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Mrs Tembe! - No, there is no need to thank me!

0:07:12 > 0:07:15It's what any decent human being would do.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19Shouldn't we wait for Heston?

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Doctor Carter's loss!

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Anyway, we are ready to appoint a new part time doctor.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- Part time?- That's right. - But we've just lost a full time

0:07:29 > 0:07:31member of staff, surely we can find another one?

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Freya was a registrar, not quite the same financially.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35If you look at the figures,

0:07:35 > 0:07:38you'll see we were fastly approaching the red.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42And we've lost a few income streams, including the drugs trial.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Did you look at my spreadsheet? - Um...

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Never mind.

0:07:55 > 0:07:56Good news.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59I have spoken to the animal rescue centre,

0:07:59 > 0:08:02and they have given me the number of the lady who has lost her cat.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05OK, fine, but we don't even know if it's her cat!

0:08:08 > 0:08:12- I'll give her a call at lunchtime. - No, there is no need.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15I have given your next patient to Dr Cassidy,

0:08:15 > 0:08:19- so you can talk to her now. - No, don't do...!

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Oh, um... Hello, yes... I believe you've lost your cat?

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Yes! I did! Have you found him?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30I'm really sorry, but your cat's passed away.

0:08:31 > 0:08:35- No!- Yeah. It was some kind of accident. I found it on my drive.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Oh!

0:08:38 > 0:08:42This isn't true. This is a crank call!

0:08:42 > 0:08:45How dare you play a trick on an old woman!

0:08:45 > 0:08:48No, it's not a crank, I'm a doctor at the Mill Health Centre.

0:08:48 > 0:08:49No!

0:08:49 > 0:08:56Um, I'm really sorry for your loss. Erm... Bye. SHE SOBS

0:09:03 > 0:09:07- KNOCK ON THE DOOR - Yep!

0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Quick question!- Go on.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11I've a patient who wants to go on Irevlin.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13- Would you recommend it? - Why are you asking me?!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16I was going to ask Daniel, but he's with a patient.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Oh, so I'm just a stand-in for Daniel, is that it?!

0:09:18 > 0:09:22- I didn't mean... Are you all right? - Yes, FINE, thank you!

0:09:22 > 0:09:26Look, I know the first year as a working mum can be stressful,

0:09:26 > 0:09:28if you're interested I could organise some reflexology.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Oh, stick pins in me! Like that'll help!

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Stella's just called.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Joe's been sick, can you go and pick him up?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Why can't you go? Why do I have to go?

0:09:36 > 0:09:40- Because I've got a full list until 2:00.- Fine!- I'll just...

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Excuse me.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44I'll pick up Joe with one hand and do my paperwork with the other.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Just so long as you're not affected!

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Tembe! - She just wants a word with you.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Her cat died on my drive, it's got nothing to do with me!

0:09:54 > 0:09:57YOU are a doctor.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59And your words can bring comfort to people.

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Mrs Merriam! HE MOUTHS

0:10:08 > 0:10:13- Hello.- Hello.- I will see you later. - Yes, thank you very much!

0:10:13 > 0:10:16I believe you found my cat?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Yes, that's right.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Was it... this cat?

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Yeah, that's him. He had the white patch on his face.

0:10:26 > 0:10:32Oh. I was hoping it was a mistake, but...

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Please, have a seat.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Thank you. You said it was a road accident?

0:10:38 > 0:10:39It's quite a busy road.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42And people don't look where they're going,

0:10:42 > 0:10:47but what did you do with the body?

0:10:47 > 0:10:51I rang the council and got them to collect it.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54That's a shame.

0:10:54 > 0:10:59I would have liked to bury him in the garden, but what's done is done.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03- Cheers, mate.- Cheers.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Jack!- All right?

0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Any sign of it?- What?- Your phone.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13No. I've looked everywhere.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15I've been to Ciaran's, the chippy, the Chinese,

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- the all-night kebab shop. - How much food do you eat?!

0:11:18 > 0:11:21- It's gone. - Maybe you lost it subconsciously.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25I mean, what is going on in that head of yours?

0:11:25 > 0:11:27I'm just a bit scared.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33His name was Edward. Edward Scissorpaws.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Right.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37It was the vicar who named him.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39He came to see him when he was just a kitten,

0:11:39 > 0:11:42and he wouldn't stop scratching.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45I'm really sorry for your loss, but I do have other patients.

0:11:45 > 0:11:50It was lovely lying in bed at night and listen to him on patrol.

0:11:50 > 0:11:56- Going into battle with a Daddy Long Legs!- I'm sure.

0:11:56 > 0:11:57They're such good company.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Time spent with cats is never wasted.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06I've written a poem about Edward.

0:12:06 > 0:12:13"Edward, with your claws that shred The pillows on my featherbed

0:12:13 > 0:12:18"Those beady eyes, so very wise, In search of mice to pulverise..."

0:12:18 > 0:12:22Look! I'm really sorry for your loss but it was only a cat!

0:12:22 > 0:12:30I know. I know! But he was the only family I had!

0:12:30 > 0:12:34My husband died of liver cancer last year,

0:12:34 > 0:12:38and just before he went into hospital, he bought me Edward.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42So I'd have company when he was gone.

0:12:44 > 0:12:48- HER VOICE BREAKS - And I know it's pathetic,

0:12:48 > 0:12:51but that cat was my entire life!

0:12:53 > 0:12:55I'm sorry to have bothered you!

0:12:57 > 0:12:58Mrs Merriam!

0:12:58 > 0:13:01SHE SOBS

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Is everything all right?

0:13:03 > 0:13:05- HE SIGHS - Great.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07So I get pressure at uni, pressure on the news,

0:13:07 > 0:13:10then I've got Mum and Immie doing my head in.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11As long as you get a degree,

0:13:11 > 0:13:13does it really matter if it's a 2.1 or a 2.2?

0:13:13 > 0:13:17Yeah, because I'm trying to get into this really cutthroat profession,

0:13:17 > 0:13:20just when there's no jobs about. If I don't get a good degree...

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Then you could end up like me! - I didn't mean that.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25I know. I hope you get what you want.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28It'll open doors for you.

0:13:28 > 0:13:33- Do you remember what you wanted to be when you were nine?- A fireman?

0:13:33 > 0:13:37Not quite. I took you down to London

0:13:37 > 0:13:38to have a go on the London Eye.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41While we were there, you saw a homeless guy,

0:13:41 > 0:13:43sleeping in a cardboard box

0:13:43 > 0:13:49and you said, when I'm King of the World, no-one will be homeless,

0:13:49 > 0:13:53everyone will share everything and no-one will be sad.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56- Yeah, well, I was a stupid little kid.- I don't think so.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58MOBILE RINGS

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Your mum.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01Hello?

0:14:01 > 0:14:04- Has Jack found his phone yet?- If he had, he would have rung you by now.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07- Can't you find it, you're meant to be a policeman? - MOBILE VIBRATING

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Oh, right, in that case I'll get a whole team of tracker dogs

0:14:10 > 0:14:13- and a helicopter.- Hello?!- Immie! Shut up, I'm talking to your dad.

0:14:13 > 0:14:17- Im, is that you?- Can you not use a satellite tracking thingy?

0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Love, it's a mobile! - Jack, I've got your phone.

0:14:20 > 0:14:24- Where was it?- Down the back of the sofa, on silent, you muppet!

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Will you shut up, I'm trying to talk to your dad!

0:14:27 > 0:14:30- And I'm trying to talk to your son! - Is that his phone?- Yes!- Give, give!

0:14:30 > 0:14:34Look! Ooh! Jack, I've found your phone!

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Hi, Mum.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39- Where was it?- Under the sofa. - Down the back of the sofa.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Yes, she said.- That's great, isn't it. You can come home now.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Yeah. I'll see you soon. - Do you want me to...?

0:14:44 > 0:14:46No! Bye!

0:14:46 > 0:14:50- Bye, Dad.- Goodbye!

0:14:50 > 0:14:53- That's great, isn't it! - Let's see what he got.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55- You can't do that!- Why not?

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Cos he doesn't like people interfering. What did he get?

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Dunno, his phone's locked.

0:15:00 > 0:15:06# Birds flying high, you know how I feel

0:15:06 > 0:15:11# Sun in the sky, you know how I feel

0:15:11 > 0:15:19# Breeze driftin' on by, you know how I feel

0:15:19 > 0:15:24# It's a new dawn It's a new day

0:15:24 > 0:15:27# It's a new life for me

0:15:27 > 0:15:30# Yeah, it's a new dawn It's a new day

0:15:30 > 0:15:33# It's a new life for me

0:15:33 > 0:15:37# Oooh, ooh, ooh

0:15:37 > 0:15:41# And I'm feeling good

0:15:46 > 0:15:49# Fish in the sea

0:15:49 > 0:15:53# You know how I feel

0:15:53 > 0:15:59# River running free, you know how I feel

0:15:59 > 0:16:04# Blossom in the trees, you know how I feel

0:16:04 > 0:16:08# It's a new dawn It's a new day

0:16:08 > 0:16:12# It's a new life for me

0:16:12 > 0:16:16# And I'm feeling good

0:16:21 > 0:16:25# Dragonfly out in the sun, you know what I mean, don't you know... #

0:16:25 > 0:16:28'This is Daniel Granger, please leave a message.'

0:16:28 > 0:16:32Daniel. Just to let you know your son is OK.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34A bit of diarrhoea.

0:16:34 > 0:16:39And to ask you if you have any idea when you might be home?

0:16:39 > 0:16:41DOORBELL RINGS

0:16:45 > 0:16:47What do you want?

0:16:47 > 0:16:50I just wanted to apologise about before.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52I was out of order, and there's no excuse.

0:16:52 > 0:16:57- I know. - And I have something for you.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59What have you got?

0:17:01 > 0:17:03It's Edward.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06I know I said I got the council to collect him, but I didn't.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09- He was on my drive. - Why did you lie?

0:17:09 > 0:17:13Because I didn't want the hassle of having to go and get him for you.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16- I don't believe you. - It's true.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18I just wanted to dump the cat somewhere

0:17:18 > 0:17:23and get on with my life, but when I saw how upset you were...

0:17:24 > 0:17:26You better come in.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43- Where have you been?! - I bumped into a couple of mates.

0:17:43 > 0:17:47- We've been worried sick about you! - I'm fine.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54So, where's my phone?

0:17:54 > 0:17:56I'm really sorry.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57What for?

0:17:57 > 0:17:59I opened your text.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02- But you don't know my passcode. - It's 1234.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07OK... what did I get?!

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Um... you got a third.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17That's good isn't it? You passed!

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Now can I get you something to celebrate?

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Yeah! Get me a time machine!

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Cos I've just wasted the last three years of my life!

0:18:27 > 0:18:33Tomorrow morning, I'm going to bury him under the pine tree.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37It was where he had his headquarters.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Would you like me to...?

0:18:39 > 0:18:43No, no. No need.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45It doesn't matter.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48SHE GASPS

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Mrs Merriam?

0:18:54 > 0:18:55Sorry.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01- I haven't been sleeping. - Look, here's a list of numbers,

0:19:01 > 0:19:06- in case you need someone to talk to. - Thank you.

0:19:09 > 0:19:14- All the interesting people get thirds.- Great(!) I'll be unemployed,

0:19:14 > 0:19:18- but interesting. - You still have a degree.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20So have millions of other people.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23If I'd just worked a bit harder. With a 2.2,

0:19:23 > 0:19:24I might have had some kind of future.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28With a 2.2, I could have winged it in a job interview.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31With a 2.2, life just might be worth living.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Really?- Really.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39Well that is a relief then, isn't it?!

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Why?

0:19:43 > 0:19:46- Why did you say I'd got a third?! - I was winding you up!

0:19:48 > 0:19:50HE LAUGHS I got a 2.2!

0:19:50 > 0:19:52What did you do that for?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55To see the look on your face! And I knew you'd be happy

0:19:55 > 0:19:58- when you found out the truth. - You nasty, vindictive little...

0:19:58 > 0:20:04- What's going on?!- Jack's got a 2.2! - Oh brilliant! But...

0:20:04 > 0:20:08Yeah, but unfortunately, I've also got a sister!

0:20:08 > 0:20:09What?!

0:20:09 > 0:20:14Losing Edward has reminded me of everyone else I've lost.

0:20:14 > 0:20:18You'll understand when you get to my age.

0:20:18 > 0:20:22Well actually, I have lost someone. A colleague.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26- A friend.- Oh, yes?

0:20:29 > 0:20:32We started work at the same time and erm...

0:20:35 > 0:20:40We were on trial, and there was only ever going to be one job,

0:20:40 > 0:20:44So I kept wondering, which one of us'll be gone next year?

0:20:46 > 0:20:49I never thought for a minute...

0:20:50 > 0:20:54Oh, my dear, it couldn't be worse.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59We always feel so guilty.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03- Yeah, you're right. - I'll never understand

0:21:03 > 0:21:08why my husband had to go first. Why he had to jump the queue?

0:21:08 > 0:21:13- I don't know.- Sometimes I wish we could all be like daffodils.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17All born at the same time. The same season.

0:21:17 > 0:21:21Reach for the sun. And then all die together.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Instead of hanging on like a fossil.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27You're not a fossil. You've got experience, and wisdom.

0:21:27 > 0:21:32Oh yes, there's the Dalai Lama, and there's me.

0:21:35 > 0:21:40Aw, we got off to a rocky start, but you're not a bad sort.

0:21:40 > 0:21:44- Your patients are lucky to have you. - Do you think so?

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Sometimes it feels like I make mistake after mistake.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50That's the problem with life.

0:21:50 > 0:21:54When we make a mess of things, people comment.

0:21:54 > 0:21:58But they never notice all the thousand things we get right.

0:21:58 > 0:22:02I imagine, you save a person's life every single day.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Do you think so?

0:22:06 > 0:22:12Now if you'll excuse me, I'm tired.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16I'm going to have a lie down and close my eyes.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Are you sure you're going to be OK? - Oh, yes.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21I'll be better when I've had a lie down.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27- Well you know where I am if you need me.- Yes.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29I'll see myself out.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44No. I don't think so.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46# It's a new dawn It's a new day

0:22:46 > 0:22:51# It's a new life for me

0:22:51 > 0:22:54# It's a new dawn It's a new day

0:22:54 > 0:22:57# It's a new life for me

0:22:57 > 0:22:59# Ooh, ooh, oooh. #

0:22:59 > 0:23:02DOOR SLAMS

0:23:08 > 0:23:10What time is it?

0:23:12 > 0:23:15Why didn't you answer your phone Daniel?

0:23:16 > 0:23:20Why didn't you respond to ANY of my messages?

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Why? So you could organise a brass band?

0:23:22 > 0:23:24Or so you could be standing on the doorstep,

0:23:24 > 0:23:28- waiting to have a go at me? - Why do you make me, Daniel?

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Why is everything round here my problem?!

0:23:30 > 0:23:32Why has my life been turned completely upside down,

0:23:32 > 0:23:34and yours hasn't changed a bit?!

0:23:35 > 0:23:41Everything's changed! We never go out. We never have sex.

0:23:41 > 0:23:45And you have become such a controlling bitch!

0:23:45 > 0:23:47I can never do anything right!

0:23:48 > 0:23:52I do lots of stuff around the house, it's never appreciated.

0:23:52 > 0:23:56All you ever do is talk about Joe and all Joe wants is his mummy,

0:23:56 > 0:23:58so what is the point of me?

0:24:00 > 0:24:04Joe only wants me because YOU are NEVER here.

0:24:04 > 0:24:09And if you are here in body, I don't know where your mind is!

0:24:09 > 0:24:12I earn just as much money as you, I do ALL of the housework

0:24:12 > 0:24:14and ALL of the childcare!

0:24:14 > 0:24:17So yes, Daniel, WHAT IS THE POINT OF YOU?!

0:24:35 > 0:24:38TV: 'Fire officers have confirmed one fatality believed to be

0:24:38 > 0:24:40'a missing staff member.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43'The fire, which started earlier today in a first floor linen store,

0:24:43 > 0:24:46'is now under control after crews from several stations...'

0:24:46 > 0:24:48HE TURNS THE TV OFF

0:24:51 > 0:24:53KNOCK ON THE DOOR

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Come in!

0:24:57 > 0:24:59HE SIGHS Mum!

0:24:59 > 0:25:02I can't help myself, I'm ever so proud.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05Don't worry, it's a shop bought one.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Where does she get off doing that?

0:25:07 > 0:25:10Cos she's jealous cos you're getting all the attention.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13- I've got nothing she could be jealous of!- Hello!

0:25:13 > 0:25:17You've got a degree! I think it's brilliant!

0:25:17 > 0:25:20- Is anyone home? - Come in.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25- I hear you got a Desmond!- A what? - A 2.2!

0:25:25 > 0:25:31- Very good!- Can I just say that I am really proud of you.

0:25:31 > 0:25:32Thanks, Dad.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37KNOCK ON THE DOOR What do you want?

0:25:37 > 0:25:41I just want to say that I'm really sorry for winding you up,

0:25:41 > 0:25:44- but I just wanted to make you feel better!- Well that worked(!)

0:25:44 > 0:25:48Oh, come on. You've got a lot to be proud of, and you will cope.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51- I suppose. - Piece of cake?- Mmm.

0:25:51 > 0:25:56- ROB LAUGHS She's not getting any.- I don't want any!- Don't start!- She started it!

0:25:56 > 0:25:59Stop arguing and just celebrate?!

0:25:59 > 0:26:02- Yes. To Jack. - ALL: To Jack.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Daniel?

0:26:09 > 0:26:13I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

0:26:18 > 0:26:25I am just SO tired. We all are.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31It's like torture sometimes,

0:26:31 > 0:26:35but we're going to get through this.

0:26:36 > 0:26:37I know we will.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42JOE CRIES

0:26:46 > 0:26:50It's going to be OK, we're going to get through this.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53JOE CONTINUES CRYING

0:26:56 > 0:26:58HE SWITCHES THE BABY MONITOR OFF

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Help me! Help!

0:27:07 > 0:27:09I'm sorry, I can't.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Yes, you can. Give it another go.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14Please, Phil. Tomorrow! Tomorrow I will.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Come on, love. You're not trying.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18It was a big deal her coming here.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20You could at least have the decency to...

0:27:20 > 0:27:23But I don't have the decency, OK!

0:27:23 > 0:27:25It's OK, doc, he's coming round now, feeling much better.

0:27:25 > 0:27:29- We won't waste...- I think the doctor had better come in. Don't you, Phil?

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