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0:52:03 > 0:52:10.

0:52:51 > 0:52:54Please, Immie. You know I don't want to call Catherine Mannings.

0:52:54 > 0:52:55- Not my problem.- Please!

0:52:55 > 0:52:58Jack, I've told you I'm busy.

0:52:58 > 0:53:02Anyway, Catherine Mannings has been dying for an opportunity

0:53:02 > 0:53:03to be your...

0:53:03 > 0:53:04..right hand.

0:53:04 > 0:53:05I won't forget this.

0:53:11 > 0:53:13Oh, hi, Catherine.

0:53:13 > 0:53:15How are you fixed for this afternoon?

0:53:16 > 0:53:17No, for work.

0:53:18 > 0:53:21I've got a new client. It's Patricia Montana.

0:53:21 > 0:53:23SHE GASPS

0:53:23 > 0:53:25OK, if you want to come through.

0:53:27 > 0:53:29- Daniel, I've made you a... - Have to be later.

0:53:29 > 0:53:31Cherry...

0:53:31 > 0:53:33Not now, Karen.

0:53:33 > 0:53:36"Thank you very much, Karen".

0:53:36 > 0:53:38"Don't mention it".

0:53:38 > 0:53:41- Give.- Give me the job then. - You've got plans?

0:53:41 > 0:53:43Do you even know who Patricia Montana is?

0:53:43 > 0:53:45She sells T-shirts and stuff on the internet.

0:53:45 > 0:53:49That is like saying Lady Gaga sings a bit.

0:53:49 > 0:53:50Whatever.

0:53:50 > 0:53:51What's the job?

0:53:51 > 0:53:54- NOW you're interested!- Jack!

0:53:54 > 0:53:57Packing. Best bit is, she's paying on completion.

0:53:57 > 0:53:59Here's the deal - I'm on it, on it, on it!

0:53:59 > 0:54:01And you don't have to pay me till next month.

0:54:01 > 0:54:03What's so good about Patricia Montana?

0:54:03 > 0:54:06Hello? Iconic.

0:54:06 > 0:54:09She's like this holistic, creative diva.

0:54:09 > 0:54:11She's all eco, she does hand-blocking and..

0:54:11 > 0:54:14OK, she's some art guru phenomenon,

0:54:14 > 0:54:16and you want the chance to be in her glittering presence.

0:54:16 > 0:54:19PHONE RINGS

0:54:24 > 0:54:27OK. But here's the deal - you keep it professional,

0:54:27 > 0:54:29you're representing my company.

0:54:29 > 0:54:30Your company?

0:54:30 > 0:54:34You do the job and you don't be some sort of embarrassing suck-up.

0:54:34 > 0:54:35Moi(?)

0:54:37 > 0:54:40Yeah, but I bought what he normally has.

0:54:40 > 0:54:43OK, but I didn't know that.

0:54:43 > 0:54:44Yes, I should have.

0:54:44 > 0:54:46If you'd said...

0:54:46 > 0:54:50Either way, he's got enough nappies for now.

0:54:50 > 0:54:53So it's not the end of the world? Zara?

0:54:53 > 0:54:55Zara?!

0:54:55 > 0:54:58- Sorry.- What?

0:54:58 > 0:55:01Cherry's got an infected C-section scar. She's asking for a doctor.

0:55:01 > 0:55:02"A doctor" or a particular doctor?

0:55:02 > 0:55:06- She asked for Heston, but... - Sounds pretty straightforward to me.

0:55:06 > 0:55:09No, Heston has to go at one, he's just had someone go in.

0:55:09 > 0:55:12She asked for Heston. Get Heston.

0:55:14 > 0:55:16I'll get Heston.

0:55:19 > 0:55:22No. No, no, no -

0:55:22 > 0:55:25you're going to have to deal with it.

0:55:25 > 0:55:28Sorry about that. Stupid man. He'll still be talking.

0:55:28 > 0:55:32"Patricia, I don't know what to do "

0:55:32 > 0:55:34Take him a while to work out when I've actually hung up.

0:55:34 > 0:55:37Plonker. Now, where were we?

0:55:37 > 0:55:40- Wirelessly printing. - Yes, of course.

0:55:40 > 0:55:42So, advice slip goes in with the merchandise,

0:55:42 > 0:55:45and the address is printed on the bottom.

0:55:45 > 0:55:47It is all captured by the production data software,

0:55:47 > 0:55:50but I need you to write it in the book because I'm anally retentive.

0:55:50 > 0:55:52Me, too. SO retentive.

0:55:52 > 0:55:55- There's a lot to get through. - And I'll get through it.

0:55:55 > 0:55:57I may Skype you later if I have time.

0:55:57 > 0:55:59I won't let you down, Ms Montana.

0:56:01 > 0:56:05- That is a cool shirt.- Is it?

0:56:05 > 0:56:09I thought that whole tattoo thing was well and truly over.

0:56:09 > 0:56:12- Shows what I know! - I designed and printed it myself.

0:56:12 > 0:56:15Clever girl.

0:56:15 > 0:56:17Like an espresso before I go?

0:56:17 > 0:56:19You bet!

0:56:22 > 0:56:24Take a seat.

0:56:24 > 0:56:26My dentist isn't working from the beginning

0:56:26 > 0:56:29of the opening ceremony to the end of the closing one.

0:56:29 > 0:56:33- Not an Olympic gold filling, then? - He's going to squeeze me in.

0:56:33 > 0:56:35- Go on, then. We'll manage. - You sure?

0:56:35 > 0:56:38If I was to change my mind, would you cancel your appointment?

0:56:38 > 0:56:40Hop it!

0:56:41 > 0:56:43Emily Watson?

0:56:45 > 0:56:47Mr Clarkson needs to see you again.

0:56:47 > 0:56:50But Mr Sterling's next.

0:56:50 > 0:56:51He left this.

0:56:51 > 0:56:53He's in the gents doing another one

0:56:53 > 0:56:54Lovely!

0:56:54 > 0:56:58It's fine - tell him to bring it in when he's done.

0:57:00 > 0:57:02I presume you have a portfolio.

0:57:02 > 0:57:04I almost brought it.

0:57:04 > 0:57:06Didn't want to be too pushy?

0:57:06 > 0:57:12Be pushy! I like this...vintage vibe thing you've got going on.

0:57:12 > 0:57:13It's cool. Not overdone.

0:57:13 > 0:57:15Do you want me to be honest?

0:57:15 > 0:57:17I only work with people I trust implicitly.

0:57:17 > 0:57:20I designed and printed it myself, but my mother "distressed" it.

0:57:22 > 0:57:23Not a hand washer?

0:57:23 > 0:57:26Everything goes on a hot wash with double Daz.

0:57:27 > 0:57:30Mothers, eh? They do like their kids to be clean.

0:57:30 > 0:57:31I'd do it myself.

0:57:31 > 0:57:35I wouldn't mind, but I'd start doing the ironing and she's all...

0:57:35 > 0:57:38Mind you, she does wreck my clothes brilliantly sometimes.

0:57:38 > 0:57:42I like you, Imogen Hollins, so you do a good job today,

0:57:42 > 0:57:45no glitches, no hitches, no messing around,

0:57:45 > 0:57:48and I'll look at your portfolio tomorrow.

0:57:48 > 0:57:49You will? Really?

0:57:49 > 0:57:52Yes, but you get the job done.

0:57:52 > 0:57:54No fannying about - prove that I can rely on you.

0:57:54 > 0:57:57- I will.- Good girl.

0:58:05 > 0:58:09Phew. Is that it? All the Letherbridge Olympians match fit?

0:58:09 > 0:58:11- Karen, about before...- It's fine.

0:58:11 > 0:58:13No, I was rude, and I want to apologise.

0:58:13 > 0:58:18Listen, it's nearly four o'clock. When you stare into holes

0:58:18 > 0:58:19and down tubes for a living,

0:58:19 > 0:58:22and you've got a little one keeping you awake all night,

0:58:22 > 0:58:26you earn the right to be a little bit scratchy occasionally.

0:58:26 > 0:58:29Just as long as you know I'm sorry.

0:58:29 > 0:58:32Heston's finally got his choppers fixed and he'll be back soon.

0:58:32 > 0:58:35Why don't you go and get something to eat? Go on.

0:58:35 > 0:58:36Ah.

0:58:39 > 0:58:40OK.

0:58:52 > 0:58:57POSH VOICE: Hello, this is Imogen Hollins from Hollins Montana Top Drawer Schmatta.

0:58:57 > 0:59:01I'm sending over some new designs.

0:59:02 > 0:59:05Really? The new Giambattista Valli?

0:59:05 > 0:59:07Is THAT what they're calling me?

0:59:07 > 0:59:10Oh, stop it! No, you stop it.

0:59:10 > 0:59:14No, you stop it. Oh, darling!

0:59:16 > 0:59:19SHE CRIES

0:59:22 > 0:59:25Here you go, take your time.

0:59:27 > 0:59:30I'm all done. I'm fixed up and filled in.

0:59:30 > 0:59:32Good for you.

0:59:32 > 0:59:34- Very quiet?- Yeah.

0:59:34 > 0:59:36Where is everyone?

0:59:36 > 0:59:38Daniel left for his lunch about ten minutes ago...

0:59:38 > 0:59:39Lunch?

0:59:39 > 0:59:41Cherry hasn't even had her break yet.

0:59:41 > 0:59:44She got stuck with a right blubber since before Daniel went.

0:59:44 > 0:59:47"Blubber?" Do you mean a patient with obesity issues, Karen?

0:59:47 > 0:59:49CRYING

0:59:49 > 0:59:52No, a "blubber" - a patient who blubs.

1:00:42 > 1:00:45Excuse me, are you still serving food?

1:00:45 > 1:00:46Yeah.

1:00:53 > 1:00:54What's going on in here?

1:00:54 > 1:00:58Promotion party, apparently Malcolm's made it into marketing.

1:00:58 > 1:01:00Good for Malcolm.

1:01:00 > 1:01:03- Do you mind? - No, course not.

1:01:06 > 1:01:09- What a day, eh? - Yeah, insane.

1:01:11 > 1:01:13So, what looks good?

1:01:14 > 1:01:16Have you ordered yet?

1:01:16 > 1:01:19No, I haven't even managed to do that yet.

1:01:23 > 1:01:25Oh, come on! You've got to be kidding.

1:01:25 > 1:01:27Huh! Who are you?

1:01:27 > 1:01:29Drake Montana,

1:01:29 > 1:01:31and you are...?

1:01:31 > 1:01:35I'm working for your...wife? She never said anybody'd be here.

1:01:35 > 1:01:38That's be because I've just gotten back. And she's not my wife.

1:01:38 > 1:01:39"Gotten back"?

1:01:39 > 1:01:42I'm Patricia's brother. I work out of Hong Kong, usually.

1:01:42 > 1:01:43Do you work for her?

1:01:43 > 1:01:46- WITH Patricia.- She never said.

1:01:46 > 1:01:48She's not expecting me. So, what is this?

1:01:48 > 1:01:50Bit late for lunch, right?

1:01:50 > 1:01:52I'm starved, but I've only got time for coffee,

1:01:52 > 1:01:54and this thing is not playing ball.

1:02:02 > 1:02:06- So you're...? - Imogen - Immie.

1:02:06 > 1:02:08Patricia's not given you time to eat?

1:02:08 > 1:02:11- It's not important... - No, it's outrageous.

1:02:11 > 1:02:12No she's given me this opportunity to...

1:02:12 > 1:02:16You need to at least have a sandwich, or something.

1:02:16 > 1:02:18I can't. DOORBELL RINGS

1:02:18 > 1:02:20Ooh - it's turning into a party!

1:02:22 > 1:02:25Little sister - this is me checking up on you.

1:02:25 > 1:02:28Hi, I'm Drake.

1:02:28 > 1:02:30Course you are.

1:02:32 > 1:02:35OK, awkward. I'll go and put some clothes on.

1:02:35 > 1:02:38- Good idea.- Jack!- What?

1:02:38 > 1:02:40You're supposed to be working,

1:02:40 > 1:02:43but you're with some smarmy douche in a hand towel. What's going on?

1:02:43 > 1:02:46This is the first time I've stopped all day.

1:02:46 > 1:02:49I haven't even had coffee. That is Drake Montana, Patricia's brother.

1:02:49 > 1:02:52He works for the company, which means nothing to you because - duh! -

1:02:52 > 1:02:55- you have no idea how fabulous this is! - The dude's got no clothes on!

1:02:55 > 1:02:58He didn't know I was in the house. He's put them on now.

1:02:58 > 1:02:59"On it, on it, on it."

1:02:59 > 1:03:01However distracted you get, you don't mess up.

1:03:01 > 1:03:04Hello! You didn't even know who the client was.

1:03:04 > 1:03:08- I won't mess this up. It's one huge step up the ladder!- What?

1:03:08 > 1:03:12If I do a good job, I get to show her my portfolio tomorrow.

1:03:12 > 1:03:14You sucked up! What did I tell you about sucking up?!

1:03:14 > 1:03:18I didn't suck up, I didn't need to. Drink it in.

1:03:18 > 1:03:19This is talent you're looking at,

1:03:19 > 1:03:22and Patricia Montana knows talent when she sees it.

1:03:22 > 1:03:24I don't have to suck up to make a good impression.

1:03:24 > 1:03:28Yeah, well, you better be getting dressed.

1:03:33 > 1:03:36Thank you. By the time she gets our order sorted, it'll be time

1:03:36 > 1:03:38to go back to the campus.

1:03:38 > 1:03:40No, Heston's holding the fort. He insisted.

1:03:40 > 1:03:42Karen's only to call us

1:03:42 > 1:03:46if his fillings fall out, or there's some other major emergency.

1:03:48 > 1:03:51Can you believe how busy it was today?

1:03:51 > 1:03:53I know. I hardly saw you all day.

1:03:54 > 1:03:56Point is, we're owed a lunch,

1:03:56 > 1:03:57and it was dead as a tombstone when I left.

1:03:57 > 1:04:00We finally fixed everyone.

1:04:00 > 1:04:01PHONE RINGS

1:04:02 > 1:04:04Hello, Karen?

1:04:04 > 1:04:06Listen, me and Heston have been thinking.

1:04:06 > 1:04:08- Ooh, careful(!)- Tell her.

1:04:08 > 1:04:10'Tell me what?'

1:04:10 > 1:04:13Heston's made an executive decision -

1:04:13 > 1:04:15- you can have the rest of the day off.- Really?

1:04:15 > 1:04:19Yes, this is me being the good news fairy. I just need to tell Daniel.

1:04:19 > 1:04:22Daniel's got the rest of the day off as well?

1:04:22 > 1:04:24It has so been decreed.

1:04:24 > 1:04:26OK, I'll tell him. Bye.

1:04:27 > 1:04:29What?

1:04:29 > 1:04:32It is officially Merlot o'clock!

1:04:33 > 1:04:35Wow. Waiter!

1:04:35 > 1:04:39I could only find cheese, but you have to have something.

1:04:39 > 1:04:41I've got to finish.

1:04:41 > 1:04:45I had a hellish journey home, I really need to chill and relax.

1:04:45 > 1:04:49Why don't you sit and chillax with me, just for a bit?

1:04:49 > 1:04:52Because Patricia hired me to do the job and I've got to get it done.

1:04:52 > 1:04:54Work ethic? Worthy, but..

1:04:54 > 1:04:57Patricia also promised to look at my portfolio.

1:04:57 > 1:05:00Oh, OK - I get it.

1:05:00 > 1:05:02I'll stop distracting you, then.

1:05:03 > 1:05:07But you know I'd be more than happy to take a look at your portfolio.

1:05:07 > 1:05:10I've got exquisite taste, trust me.

1:05:11 > 1:05:13OK! I get it.

1:05:13 > 1:05:14Eat the sandwich!

1:05:20 > 1:05:22So how's Jimmi?

1:05:22 > 1:05:24He's fine.

1:05:24 > 1:05:26Listen, sorry about...

1:05:27 > 1:05:30..you know, the OCD thing,

1:05:30 > 1:05:33- being in denial. I was completely out of order.- It's fine.

1:05:33 > 1:05:35It's like you shined a big light on the whole thing.

1:05:35 > 1:05:37Is he still mad at me?

1:05:37 > 1:05:39He'll get over it.

1:05:39 > 1:05:41Truth hurts.

1:05:41 > 1:05:44- How's Joe?- I'm famished.

1:05:46 > 1:05:49Joe's all right?

1:05:49 > 1:05:52I don't really know. He seems fine.

1:05:52 > 1:05:56I see him, obviously, I see him with his mother,

1:05:56 > 1:05:59and they're doing great. They are thriving.

1:05:59 > 1:06:03Good. Putting weight on?

1:06:03 > 1:06:08Must be, because, of course, Zara's acing it.

1:06:08 > 1:06:10Mary Poppins.

1:06:11 > 1:06:13It's me that doesn't seem to fit.

1:06:16 > 1:06:18I don't seem to be able to...

1:06:20 > 1:06:23..whatever I do.

1:06:23 > 1:06:25That's rubbish.

1:06:25 > 1:06:27New dads get side-lined.

1:06:27 > 1:06:30Do they get sent off, too?

1:06:30 > 1:06:33Tough ref. Who'd've thought?

1:06:35 > 1:06:39I'm a complete letdown. Ask Zara.

1:06:40 > 1:06:41"Ask Zara"?

1:06:41 > 1:06:43Mm-hm.

1:06:43 > 1:06:46Right.

1:06:46 > 1:06:48This is completely out-of-line,

1:06:48 > 1:06:51but I'm just going to say it anyway.

1:06:51 > 1:06:54Who cares what Zara thinks?

1:06:54 > 1:06:57Mrs Nag-Nag-Nag-Nag-Nag,

1:06:57 > 1:06:59- and in front of me and Jimmi? She's such a...- Hormones?

1:06:59 > 1:07:02..cow.

1:07:02 > 1:07:06And that isn't cooking, that is reheating.

1:07:06 > 1:07:09And if she's Wonder Woman, it's only because you let her be.

1:07:09 > 1:07:15"Ask Zara"? Zara doesn't even know what side her bread's buttered!

1:07:17 > 1:07:19Sorry.

1:07:23 > 1:07:27MUSIC: "My Humps" by The Black-Eyed Peas

1:07:29 > 1:07:31# What you going to do with all that junk?

1:07:31 > 1:07:32# All that junk inside your trunk?

1:07:32 > 1:07:35# I'm going to get you drunk

1:07:35 > 1:07:37# Get you love drunk off my hump

1:07:37 > 1:07:40# My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump

1:07:40 > 1:07:43# My hump, my hump, my hump My lovely little lumps

1:07:43 > 1:07:44# Check it out... #

1:07:49 > 1:07:51THEY LAUGH

1:07:51 > 1:07:54Ah! Thank you.

1:07:54 > 1:07:56Thank you.

1:07:56 > 1:08:00There is more than one way to disrespect the jogging.

1:08:01 > 1:08:05It's ridiculous. I could have grown a lettuce faster than that.

1:08:05 > 1:08:06SHE LAUGHS

1:08:06 > 1:08:08You know what this is?

1:08:08 > 1:08:12This is...an afternoon version of brunch.

1:08:13 > 1:08:14"Lupper!"

1:08:14 > 1:08:16That's good!

1:08:16 > 1:08:18THEY LAUGH

1:08:18 > 1:08:20You know I said those things about Zara?

1:08:20 > 1:08:21I'd feel so much better

1:08:21 > 1:08:24- if you said something mean about Jimmi.- Like what?

1:08:24 > 1:08:27Um... Off the top of my head,

1:08:27 > 1:08:31how about, "You know his obsessive compulsions

1:08:31 > 1:08:34"are a nightmare to live with?"

1:08:34 > 1:08:39Or, "It was bad enough when they centred on ridiculous cleaning routines,

1:08:39 > 1:08:42"and his precision table-laying?"

1:08:42 > 1:08:43Well, I could say...

1:08:43 > 1:08:46I was grateful about what you said about the running.

1:08:46 > 1:08:48- Manic.- I should have seen it.

1:08:48 > 1:08:49You're too close.

1:08:49 > 1:08:52It was bad enough before, but at least we...

1:08:52 > 1:08:54Now he's just knackered all the time.

1:08:54 > 1:08:57He works, he runs, I clean, he runs some more.

1:08:57 > 1:08:58Not so rosy?

1:08:58 > 1:09:01We'd be all right if we were as close as we were before.

1:09:01 > 1:09:03"Close"?

1:09:04 > 1:09:07Yeah, I need closeness.

1:09:07 > 1:09:10But every time I try, he's knackered.

1:09:10 > 1:09:12Every time I...

1:09:13 > 1:09:16There's worse addictions, I suppose.

1:09:16 > 1:09:19Would you like the number for Joggers Anonymous?

1:09:22 > 1:09:26This has gone straight to my head.

1:09:26 > 1:09:29OK, we've got get-out-of-jail-free cards - we can get cabs.

1:09:31 > 1:09:33Another?

1:09:33 > 1:09:38Go on, as long as we don't have to jog anywhere, ever, even walk fast.

1:09:38 > 1:09:40Excuse me. Another one, please.

1:09:40 > 1:09:42- Cin cin.- Cin cin!

1:09:46 > 1:09:48- I've got a plan. - I've got a job to do.

1:09:48 > 1:09:51We'll get it done, together, and then we can kick back.

1:09:51 > 1:09:52I'm the one who's here to work.

1:09:52 > 1:09:55Absolutely. It'd be unfair of me to take your eye off the ball.

1:09:55 > 1:09:56I can't let you.

1:09:56 > 1:09:58So I'm suggesting I help you get done

1:09:58 > 1:10:00everything you need to get done

1:10:00 > 1:10:03- But...- But listen, you're an artist, aren't you?

1:10:03 > 1:10:07So what's with all the prosaic pedestrianism?

1:10:07 > 1:10:11I help. Then, and only then, I get the pleasure of your company,

1:10:11 > 1:10:14somewhere that doesn't smell of packing tape.

1:10:14 > 1:10:17That sounds very nice, but it wouldn't feel right. Sorry.

1:10:17 > 1:10:21- I'm offering. Free will. Want to do it.- Even so...

1:10:21 > 1:10:27Laps of the gods. Heads I win, tails you get to play martyr,

1:10:27 > 1:10:31and we'll both be miserable for the rest of the day.

1:10:31 > 1:10:33COMPUTER BLEEPS

1:10:33 > 1:10:34Imogen?

1:10:34 > 1:10:36Hi? Patricia, can you see me?

1:10:36 > 1:10:39Yes, there's a camera.

1:10:39 > 1:10:41I'm just checking to make sure everything's OK?

1:10:41 > 1:10:45- Imogen, darling.... - Yes! Look - just a minute, OK?

1:10:45 > 1:10:47Look, I can't see I'm going to be back for eight.

1:10:47 > 1:10:49If you hang on in, I'll settle up then, all right?

1:10:49 > 1:10:52OK! Take care. Bye.

1:10:52 > 1:10:53Heads.

1:10:54 > 1:10:56I mean, I'm not on the spectrum.

1:10:58 > 1:11:01How is that a problem?

1:11:01 > 1:11:05- It isn't.- You know what counts as being evil in my world? The wrong spray cleaner.

1:11:05 > 1:11:08I mean, I ask you.

1:11:08 > 1:11:10SHE LAUGHS

1:11:10 > 1:11:13I bet you do way more wrong things than I do.

1:11:13 > 1:11:18Ah, 24/7. You know, Zara doesn't mean to be so oppressive.

1:11:18 > 1:11:21That's like saying she doesn't mean to be such a nag.

1:11:21 > 1:11:22It isn't. I didn't say that.

1:11:22 > 1:11:25- No, you didn't. But she is. - She totally is.

1:11:25 > 1:11:28Do you want to know something else about Jimmi?

1:11:28 > 1:11:30Kind of yes, kind of no.

1:11:30 > 1:11:33Any time I do manage a bit of "closeness"

1:11:33 > 1:11:35I have to be careful of the sore bits.

1:11:35 > 1:11:36THEY LAUGH

1:11:36 > 1:11:38He's rubbed raw in places.

1:11:38 > 1:11:40I could give you a cream for that.

1:11:40 > 1:11:41You're a very good doctor!

1:11:41 > 1:11:44Hey, hey, who's this?

1:11:44 > 1:11:48- AS HESTON:- Zinc and castor oil cream should be applied in an anti-clockwise motion.

1:11:48 > 1:11:51Any moron knows that.

1:11:51 > 1:11:54- SHE LAUGHS - Hey, hey, who's this?

1:11:54 > 1:11:57- AS JIMMI:- "I've told you before, stir my coffee three times clockwise,

1:11:57 > 1:12:00"two times anti-clockwise, take the spoon out the middle"

1:12:00 > 1:12:04- AS JIMMI:- Don't touch me there, it's far too tender!

1:12:04 > 1:12:06THEY LAUGH

1:12:09 > 1:12:11Has that got booze in it?

1:12:11 > 1:12:13You're off the clock, everything's done.

1:12:13 > 1:12:16Yeah, but is it alcoholic?

1:12:16 > 1:12:18It isn't, but what would it matter if it was?

1:12:18 > 1:12:22I don't think getting smashed in my potential employer's home

1:12:22 > 1:12:23is probably my best way to go.

1:12:23 > 1:12:27Oh, that's nice - what is it?

1:12:27 > 1:12:29Patricia's recipe - she mixes it for designated drivers.

1:12:29 > 1:12:32It's delish.

1:12:32 > 1:12:36See? Glad it was heads? I'm Mr Mixologist, me.

1:12:36 > 1:12:40And also a top-notch host. Hand cut potato-based snack product?

1:12:40 > 1:12:44SOUTHERN AMERICAN ACCENT: Why, Drake Montana, I do believe you're flirting with me,

1:12:44 > 1:12:48with your high class beverages and your scrumptious nibbles.

1:12:48 > 1:12:52- SOUTHERN AMERICAN ACCENT: - Why, Miss Imogen! I am a gentleman. - Yeah, I bet you are(!)

1:12:58 > 1:13:02Coffee? Cos I can't go home like this.

1:13:02 > 1:13:05I'll grab my stuff - you sort the beverages,

1:13:05 > 1:13:06then I'll call another cab.

1:13:06 > 1:13:10OK, but you can have the first drop-off, because you have way more to be afraid of than I have!

1:13:10 > 1:13:13- AS JIMMI: - Spoon out from the middle!

1:13:13 > 1:13:15SHE LAUGHS

1:13:15 > 1:13:17Cheers!

1:13:25 > 1:13:29When you said "non-alcoholic",

1:13:29 > 1:13:30what did you mean?

1:13:30 > 1:13:33- Not very.- You beast!

1:13:33 > 1:13:34I know!

1:13:34 > 1:13:38When you said "not very" -

1:13:38 > 1:13:39what did you mean ?

1:13:39 > 1:13:41It's got wallop.

1:13:41 > 1:13:44So you've been telling me porky pies!

1:13:44 > 1:13:47Just little white lies, and who could blame me?

1:13:47 > 1:13:49Why, though?

1:13:49 > 1:13:52I wanted you to relax. I want you to relax, with me.

1:14:31 > 1:14:34Erm..

1:14:34 > 1:14:39Would you like to tell me what the hell you think you're doing?

1:14:55 > 1:14:58Like to tell me what you'd have got up to if I hadn't got home early?

1:14:58 > 1:15:02- Come on, Patricia. - Zip it. Don't you "Patricia" me.

1:15:02 > 1:15:04- We weren't expecting you. - Clearly.

1:15:04 > 1:15:06No, we weren't, and your brother...

1:15:06 > 1:15:09Sorry, what? "My brother"? I don't have a brother.

1:15:12 > 1:15:16Would you like to tell Miss Hollins quite how old you are,

1:15:16 > 1:15:18my little sweetness?

1:15:18 > 1:15:20Mum, don't call me that!

1:15:20 > 1:15:22You little git. The only reason I am home early is because

1:15:22 > 1:15:26your half-soaked father told me you'd been expelled again!

1:15:26 > 1:15:29Look, just tell her how old you are, then get upstairs,

1:15:29 > 1:15:31brush your teeth and get to bed!

1:15:33 > 1:15:36How old?!

1:15:36 > 1:15:38- 15. Nearly 16.- Pardon?

1:15:38 > 1:15:4115!

1:15:41 > 1:15:43Oh, you dirty old perv!

1:15:43 > 1:15:45You didn't do anything illegal, did you?

1:15:45 > 1:15:49'Only with Dad on the force, and me at the CAB...'

1:15:49 > 1:15:51HE LAUGHS It's not funny!

1:15:51 > 1:15:56I know I told you not to creep around her, but did you have to take it so far the other way?

1:15:56 > 1:15:59I might have blown my chances, but it's you will struggle getting paid.

1:15:59 > 1:16:03Oh no, I'm not. I'm not the one who screwed up here, you did.

1:16:03 > 1:16:06I'll tell you exactly what you're going to do about it, shall I?

1:16:10 > 1:16:14I'm truly sorry about everything that happened today.

1:16:14 > 1:16:17But I did do all of the work and you did promise to pay.

1:16:18 > 1:16:22Well, it's really my own fault,

1:16:22 > 1:16:24because I failed to add to your instructions,

1:16:24 > 1:16:26"Please don't try and seduce my son,

1:16:26 > 1:16:28"or use my home as a knocking shop(!)"

1:16:30 > 1:16:33I'm sorry. I didn't know that he...

1:16:33 > 1:16:35Wait here. I'll get my cheque book.

1:16:35 > 1:16:38My portfolio? SHE LAUGHS

1:16:38 > 1:16:41I know I said, "Be pushy" - but you are having a laugh!

1:16:44 > 1:16:49- I thought you'd been sent to bed. - I thought I was going to get you into bed with me.

1:16:49 > 1:16:51Yeah, you know you want me.

1:16:51 > 1:16:55I made a mistake today. I was unprofessional and I behaved badly.

1:16:55 > 1:16:58But I didn't have all the information. I was hoodwinked.

1:16:58 > 1:17:00That's one word for it!

1:17:00 > 1:17:03I screwed up a fantastic opportunity.

1:17:03 > 1:17:05That might mean nothing to you, but I've learnt from it.

1:17:06 > 1:17:08Now get lost before I call Mummy.

1:17:15 > 1:17:17Tah-dah!

1:17:17 > 1:17:20I'm afraid that it's black on...ooh! Account that we only had

1:17:20 > 1:17:24that goaty stuff that smells like feet.

1:17:24 > 1:17:26HE SIGHS

1:17:27 > 1:17:29Hey!

1:17:30 > 1:17:31What's wrong?

1:17:31 > 1:17:32Nothing.

1:17:34 > 1:17:35It must be something.

1:17:35 > 1:17:38Please don't be nice - it's worse if you're nice.

1:17:40 > 1:17:41I want to be nice.

1:17:44 > 1:17:46Don't cry, Daniel...

1:17:48 > 1:17:49You can sort this out.

1:17:49 > 1:17:51I'm fine.

1:17:51 > 1:17:53I'm absolutely fine.

1:17:54 > 1:17:56HE SOBS

1:17:56 > 1:17:58Don't cry, Daniel.

1:18:02 > 1:18:03I can't take any more.

1:18:09 > 1:18:10Don't be sad.

1:18:16 > 1:18:18(Cherry).

1:18:21 > 1:18:22Don't be sad.

1:19:07 > 1:19:08"Cultural diversity".

1:19:08 > 1:19:11I'll go, but I can't justify it, not with my in-tray.

1:19:11 > 1:19:14Now, tell me. Is there going to be role play?

1:19:14 > 1:19:16I have been told I'm very good at it.

1:19:16 > 1:19:19"I'm pregnant, Mr Wilson".

1:19:19 > 1:19:20"This is a surprise, Jenny".

1:19:20 > 1:19:22"For me, too. A happy one, though".

1:19:22 > 1:19:24Watch out!

1:19:24 > 1:19:26- Elaine, I'm so sorry!- It's OK.

1:19:26 > 1:19:29The donkey posse's in the house!

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