Walter

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0:00:25 > 0:00:28AMERICAN ACCENT: Are you ready, Walter?

0:00:29 > 0:00:32MUSIC: "That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain

0:00:40 > 0:00:44# I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart

0:00:44 > 0:00:48# But you've got being right down to an art... #

0:00:48 > 0:00:49Walter!

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Walter? What have I done?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56He fell off his chair.

0:00:56 > 0:01:00Please, he hates hospitals. He won't go.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02There's an 11.20 with Dr Cassidy...

0:01:02 > 0:01:04'We'll take it. Walter, we've got an appointment.'

0:01:04 > 0:01:0611.20, it is.

0:01:06 > 0:01:07Thank you.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10It'll be all right, love.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15Sorry, was that Walter "Smithson"?

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Hello? Gone!

0:01:17 > 0:01:19What's this?

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Short list for the GP appointment. We're interviewing this afternoon?

0:01:22 > 0:01:25- I thought that was next week? - It got brought forward.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Great(!) Where are these interviews going to be held?

0:01:28 > 0:01:31All organised - Zara's room.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33This isn't a particularly short short list...

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Standard's high. We're very popular...

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Yeah, but where are they going to wait?

0:01:37 > 0:01:39In reception.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Go home. We can manage without you. Mandy's in(!)

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Please don't fuss. It's nothing.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Have it your way. Don't be a hero.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49It's lack of communication that's where the system breaks down.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Walter - where are you?

0:01:51 > 0:01:55- Are you OK?- Yeah, I'm fine.

0:01:55 > 0:01:59Computer says, "Uh-er." "Walter Smithson"...

0:01:59 > 0:02:01"Swinson"?

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Blimey. Look at you. "Men beware."

0:02:04 > 0:02:08Hardly. You look a bit peaky. Are you all right?

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Yeah...

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Look after yourself.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15How does she do it?

0:02:31 > 0:02:33You told her.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36After everything we discussed. You went ahead and told her anyway.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38She was mean and I was angry.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42Cherry - this is not a game. This is people's lives.

0:02:42 > 0:02:43People with children....

0:02:43 > 0:02:46I know, Mand. I feel awful about it, OK?

0:02:46 > 0:02:47She isn't going to tell Daniel.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50She doesn't even seem to react. She doesn't even care.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Oh, come on...- She's stronger than I am. She doesn't care.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56It won't come off..!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58What have you done?

0:02:58 > 0:02:59(SHE SIGHS)

0:03:00 > 0:03:05- Those for me?- No.- Charming(!) I have something for you, though.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09Swinson, Smithson, Simmon, whatever your name is...

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Ah, Walter, you don't flipping exist!

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Walter? Dorit's husband?

0:03:14 > 0:03:17S-I-M-P-S-O-N.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19No-one likes a smart aleck.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Now, Walter's notes exist, but he doesn't.

0:03:22 > 0:03:27He died. Pancreatic cancer. I signed the death certificate. You see?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Why has he got an 11.20 with Elaine, then?

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Sometimes these things slip past.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35He's dead! That sort of thing shouldn't slip past.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38"He hates hospitals!"...

0:03:38 > 0:03:40What are you doing?

0:03:40 > 0:03:43I'll cancel his 11.20, and then tell his wife what I think of her...

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Don't, please. Something's obviously up. I'll see her.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Happy to.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51- I'll dig out her notes.- Thank you.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53This will cheer you up. I am being incredibly organised.

0:03:53 > 0:03:58- What's this?- The list of interviewees for this afternoon.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Howard's already given it me.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03I was doing the list. This is another list.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04That's two lists.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- I'll talk to Howard.- Do that.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10SHE SIGHS

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Walter Simpson. 11.20.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20- Walter Simpson?- Yes.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21What's in the box?

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Walter.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Your husband?

0:04:24 > 0:04:28It's not ideal, I know, but he doesn't like the light.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Dorit Simpson?- That's me.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Would you like to come through, please?

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Thank you.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39He's been out of sorts since Scarborough....

0:04:39 > 0:04:41I like Scarborough.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Me, too. The Grand's lovely....

0:04:44 > 0:04:46What were you doing there?

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Line dancing.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51It's all new to me, but I love it. And it keeps you fit.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55But since I got back, Walter's different.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59He's off his food, anti-social.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01I try to keep him involved.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03I was showing him a new dance, when he fell off his chair.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Could I take a look... ?

0:05:06 > 0:05:08'Course.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25He's a tortoise. You do realise that, don't you, Dorit?

0:05:28 > 0:05:32Of course he's a tortoise. Do I look stupid?

0:05:32 > 0:05:36No, you don't. Which is why I'm struggling slightly...

0:05:36 > 0:05:38No, it's simple, love.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40When Walter was...

0:05:42 > 0:05:46..(dying), he got into Eastern mysticism,

0:05:46 > 0:05:48which was not like him, he hated hippies.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Right...

0:05:50 > 0:05:55Anyway, he blew me away when he got into this reincarnation lark,

0:05:55 > 0:05:58and he promised me he'd come back.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00When I said I'd wait for him,

0:06:00 > 0:06:04I had no idea he was going to come back as a tortoise.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12Nice flowers.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14From Jimmi?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Yeah.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Lovely.

0:06:19 > 0:06:20A word of advice.

0:06:20 > 0:06:25I don't mind, really, but don't you think you should be

0:06:25 > 0:06:28a bit more careful how you're spending your time?

0:06:28 > 0:06:30What?

0:06:30 > 0:06:33These flowers. They're beautiful.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37But if the others saw, it could be misconstrued.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41As if you had time to spend on personal matters...at work.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45I said I was sorry.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47I'm just pointing it out, that's all.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50This is purely about your ability to do your job,

0:06:50 > 0:06:54to fulfil your duties as specified by your contract

0:06:54 > 0:06:56and to take responsibility for your actions.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Do you understand me?

0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Yes.- Do you?!- How dare you.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Jimmi. It's fine...

0:07:07 > 0:07:09- No, it's not fine. - Stop, please don't.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12You shouldn't talk to anyone like that - it's disgusting.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16Jimmi, you're right. It is disgusting.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Come on! Please. Please.

0:07:26 > 0:07:31He seems fine, but like I said, I can't examine him.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33He needs to go to a vet.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35We've been coming to this surgery for 20 years,

0:07:35 > 0:07:38I've no intention of taking my husband to see a vet.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Dorit, is there anything you'd like to talk to me about?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Me?! No, I'm fine.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45He's the one who fell off the chair.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48He's become all restless.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Something's up, I know it. He used to be "Mr Calm" - now look at him.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54If we could get beyond the tortoise.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58- Walter.- "Walter". To be honest, I'm more concerned about you.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01When did...?

0:08:01 > 0:08:04When did Walter, your husband, die?

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Three years ago.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Have you heard of grief counselling?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16I think it would be really useful to talk to somebody about how you feel,

0:08:16 > 0:08:18about Walter.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20What do you think?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23If I go to this therapy...

0:08:24 > 0:08:26..will you help me find out what's up with him?

0:08:28 > 0:08:29I could look into it.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33All right, then.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Good. Thank you. I'll get you some information.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41This group meet near you. It's run by St Phil's, so...

0:08:43 > 0:08:44SHE SIGHS

0:08:48 > 0:08:49Mm.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Oh, come on! Argh!

0:08:54 > 0:08:55SHE SIGHS

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Hello, everybody. If you'd like to take a seat,

0:08:58 > 0:09:00and we'll be with you shortly.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10- Yep?- I'm here for the interview. For the GP position?

0:09:10 > 0:09:11Take a seat.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Zara.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Are you stalking me as well now?

0:09:26 > 0:09:28I don't know what you want,

0:09:28 > 0:09:30but I'm begging you, please don't tell Jimmi.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Why on earth would I do anything that you ask?

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Please...

0:09:36 > 0:09:39I think he has every right to know what a sap he's being, don't you?

0:09:39 > 0:09:43He's not like you, Zara. He won't be able to handle it.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45I think he might surprise you.

0:09:45 > 0:09:50You know, I didn't think anyone cherished monogamy more than

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Princess Bubblegum, and now look at you.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56All secrets and lies in the car park.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Jimmi's stronger than you give him credit for.

0:09:59 > 0:10:04Tell you what, since we're all playing spin the bottle,

0:10:04 > 0:10:08how about I take him for a quick spin?

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Compare notes.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27So, what've you got in there then?

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Ah, yes. Oh, hello. It's a tortoise. I'm looking after him.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33I don't think he's very well.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Oh, dear. Best have a look then, hadn't we?- Thank you.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Allow me.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Come on, let's have a look.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Oh. This is Walter!

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Yes. Do you know him?

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Of course I do - he's my brother!

0:10:49 > 0:10:53A first from Durham, medical conversion from Cambridge. Wow!

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Voluntary work, head of debating society, swimming, caving,

0:10:56 > 0:10:59sailing. You've been busy.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03My mother's fault. She always insisted I said yes to everything.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Everything? Very liberal of her.

0:11:05 > 0:11:06Sorry?

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Nothing.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11With a CV like yours, why do you want to come here?

0:11:11 > 0:11:13To this tepid little backwater?

0:11:13 > 0:11:16A number of reasons. But they do have links with St Phil's.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19That's got a top notch cardiology department.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21The long game. Like it!

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Why do you want to work here?

0:11:23 > 0:11:25I don't. I want to work in Birmingham.

0:11:25 > 0:11:2912 interviews later, it's any port in a storm.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31A word of advice.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34If you showed a little passion, you might fare better.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36- Oh, you're back.- I went shopping.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Dr Cassidy's taken Walter out. Won't be long.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- Take a seat - if you can find one. - What?!

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Take a seat!

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Here.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57Thank you, love. Take a weight off.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03I'm just waiting for my husband.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06He's gone off with one of the doctors.

0:12:06 > 0:12:07Hire him out, do you(?)

0:12:07 > 0:12:11Cheeky. He's not very well, like.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13He fell off a chair this morning.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Oh, dear. Is he OK?

0:12:15 > 0:12:20I think so, he's quite robust. He's only five.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24Sorry for the delay, everybody. Thank you for bearing with us.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Attention!

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Welcome to the Mill, everybody. Thank you for your patience.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34There's obviously been a bit of an admin mix up.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37But we'll be rattling through you all in no time at all.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39So, first up - Annie Fine!

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Come on down.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Shell's intact, eyes bright.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53I'd say he's in top shape.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55What's wrong with him, then?

0:12:55 > 0:12:59I've no idea. It's a mystery.

0:12:59 > 0:13:04As Dorit's GP, I know she's very concerned about your brother.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Look.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13I know it's odd - but I did it all for the right reasons.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15It was your idea?

0:13:15 > 0:13:18No! Dorit's. She was heartbroken.

0:13:18 > 0:13:22She spotted this fella here, and was convinced he was Walter.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24What could I do?

0:13:25 > 0:13:28I thought it might help her get over his death.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30I gave him to her and played along.

0:13:30 > 0:13:31- Did it?- What?

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Help her get over his death?

0:13:33 > 0:13:35I don't know. Perhaps.

0:13:37 > 0:13:38They were always close.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42That's not changed.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Here.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47- Thank you.- Let me open the door.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Nice boots.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54- Thank you.- You into country and western, then?

0:13:54 > 0:13:55AMERICAN ACCENT: Yes Ma'am.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59You're looking at the five times Midlands Over-60s

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Line Dancing Champion.

0:14:01 > 0:14:02Am I now?

0:14:05 > 0:14:07D'you find out what was up with him?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09No.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11I took him to the pet shop for an expert opinion.

0:14:11 > 0:14:12They couldn't find anything either.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Pet shop?

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Flintstone Pets, on the High Street.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20I met Walter's brother, George.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22He's a nice man.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Yes. He is.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Turns out he's into line dancing, too.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Walter doesn't need to hear this.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36You wait out here, love. I'll be back in a bit.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42Thank you very much. It was lovely to meet you. We'll be in touch.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46This is impossible. They're all talented, they're all qualified.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48All so passionate!

0:14:48 > 0:14:49How do we pick one?

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Make them do an assault course.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53PHONE RINGS

0:14:53 > 0:14:55'Will you get a move on, they're getting restless!'

0:14:55 > 0:14:57It's proving tricky, Karen...

0:14:57 > 0:14:59It's tougher than we thought...

0:14:59 > 0:15:00'Do I care?

0:15:00 > 0:15:03'We've had a walk out and I'm about to throw the rest of them out.'

0:15:03 > 0:15:06- It was his fault.- You invited the world and his mum!- Me?!

0:15:06 > 0:15:10'Stop it! Just come up with a question that sorts the wheat from the chaff.'

0:15:10 > 0:15:12BOTH: Like what?

0:15:12 > 0:15:15'I don't know, I'm just "admin". Be quick.

0:15:15 > 0:15:16'Penny Burt, please!'

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- What question?- I don't know. - I've got one! Quick sit down...

0:15:19 > 0:15:22- KNOCKING ON DOOR - Come in.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Hello.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Pleasure to meet you.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29- How d'you do?- Hi.

0:15:29 > 0:15:30Please take a seat.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36There's one question we're asking straight off the bat.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Right.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42What would you bring to the Mill?

0:15:44 > 0:15:45Passion.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48MUSIC: "Absolutely Me" by Caro Emerald

0:15:48 > 0:15:49I'm passionate about medicine.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52I'm passionate about all the work I do.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Especially professionally, I'd say more so.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Passionate about the medicine.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59I've got a particular passion...

0:15:59 > 0:16:01- I'm really passionate about... - Passion.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03- Passion. - Cardiology is something...

0:16:03 > 0:16:05- Medicine is my... - My passion for medicine.

0:16:07 > 0:16:08I should have you told you earlier.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11I know exactly what's up with Walter.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13I've not been honest.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16SHE SIGHS

0:16:16 > 0:16:21Walter was always a tremendous lover.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Always so passionate.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26I loved it.

0:16:26 > 0:16:30But he was also jealous.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Which I didn't like so much.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38He knows I went to Scarborough with George...

0:16:38 > 0:16:40and he's furious.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42You can't blame yourself.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45I mean, the Grand, the sea air. Things are bound to happen.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49I've started having feelings for my husband's brother

0:16:49 > 0:16:51but nothing happened.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Of course not.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55So why do I feel so guilty?

0:16:55 > 0:16:59You've got absolutely nothing to feel guilty about. You didn't do anything.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01We won a trophy.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04I never won a trophy with Walter.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Things change.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11They have to. Nothing stays the same.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13You have to move on.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17We were each other's lives. How could I betray him?

0:17:17 > 0:17:19I think you underestimate Walter.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22I think if you explained to him that you found love again,

0:17:22 > 0:17:27with a person, he'd understand.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29He wouldn't want to deprive you of your chance of happiness.

0:17:29 > 0:17:34Go on. Bring him in. Tell him.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Walter?!

0:17:47 > 0:17:48What is it?

0:17:48 > 0:17:52- He's gone. He overheard us. - Well, he can't have got far.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56You don't know Walter at all, do you? I told you he was the jealous type!

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Why did I listen to you?

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Walter?!

0:18:01 > 0:18:05- So, what can you bring to the Mill? - Packed lunch?

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Joke. What do you mean, "What would I bring?"

0:18:08 > 0:18:10- Personally.- Oh.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Well, take it as read I come with the prerequisite skills.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16I'm good with people, got my own teeth.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18What else?

0:18:18 > 0:18:20You've got my CV, haven't you?

0:18:20 > 0:18:21It's right here.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23There you go, then.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25You've had some great results.

0:18:25 > 0:18:26I worked hard.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29Yeah, but these references are glowing.

0:18:29 > 0:18:34"I have no hesitation in recommending Jasmine Khellah to anyone."

0:18:34 > 0:18:38"Her consistently accurate prognosis of patients is second-to-none.

0:18:38 > 0:18:42"She is more than halfway to being a first-class GP."

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Impressive stuff.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47The second one's from my dad.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Do you actually want to work here?

0:18:51 > 0:18:53It's just we've had a lot of applicants today expressing

0:18:53 > 0:18:55their desire to work at the Mill.

0:18:55 > 0:18:59"It's my life's desire to work at the Mill, blah, blah"?

0:18:59 > 0:19:01I can give you that, but it's not me.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05What is you, then? At the moment we're none the wiser.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08OK. Let's be frank.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11I am passionate about medicine.

0:19:11 > 0:19:12Always have been. Always will be.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14If I had the money, I would specialise further.

0:19:14 > 0:19:18I'd specialise till I was the most qualified doctor ever.

0:19:18 > 0:19:22I love it. But I haven't got the money.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25It's run out. So I'm here, in Letherbridge.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29That doesn't mean you're going to get second best Jas.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32That means if I get the job, I'll do my very best.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35Which I promise you, will be enough.

0:19:35 > 0:19:36KNOCKING ON DOOR

0:19:36 > 0:19:40Sorry. We've lost Walter. He's not here, is he?

0:19:40 > 0:19:41Lost him?!

0:19:41 > 0:19:42Don't ask.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44Sorry about this.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46- Who's Walter?- A tortoise.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48He's not here!

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Sorry. Thanks anyway.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54- Please accept our apologies. That's not normal.- No worries.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58Right, I think I've heard enough. Howard?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Erm, just one more question.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Do you have a boyfriend? Plans for a family?

0:20:02 > 0:20:04You can't ask me that.

0:20:04 > 0:20:05Can't I?

0:20:05 > 0:20:08I think it's illegal?

0:20:08 > 0:20:09I think she's right.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Julia sent us on a fair selection course last year...

0:20:11 > 0:20:13I'm sorry...

0:20:13 > 0:20:15No worries. I'm not bothered.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18I'm actually single at the moment.

0:20:18 > 0:20:22Far too busy looking for a job to be bothered with a man.

0:20:25 > 0:20:29George. It's me. Walter's found out about us.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31He's run away.

0:20:31 > 0:20:32How did it go?

0:20:32 > 0:20:35So-so. Won't be holding my breath.

0:20:35 > 0:20:39Me, neither. I think today's been a complete waste of time.

0:20:39 > 0:20:43This place is more interesting than my last 12 interviews put together.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Plus there's a runaway tortoise in the mix.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50- What?- That's what they're looking for. A tortoise called Walter.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52I hate tortoises.

0:20:59 > 0:21:00Don't.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06She wasn't desperate or gushing. I liked her.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08- Her sense of humour was very trying. - That was nerves.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11- She got on MY nerves. I couldn't work with her. - OK, what do you want?

0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Penny.- Penny Burt, no thanks.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16She knew what she wanted, she was keen. She was...

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Dull. She had no edge.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21We're looking for a doctor. What has "edge" got to do with anything?

0:21:21 > 0:21:24This morning, with Cherry...

0:21:24 > 0:21:26there's something I wanted to say to you.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Me, too. I'm glad you brought it up.

0:21:29 > 0:21:30I'm sorry.

0:21:31 > 0:21:35- What?- I was out of line. I didn't need to lay into you like that.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Cherry's vulnerable at the moment. Something to do with Freya, I think,

0:21:38 > 0:21:40but I had no right to jump down your throat.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43It was private between a member of the nursing staff and a partner.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45I was out of line.

0:21:47 > 0:21:48Right.

0:21:49 > 0:21:50Apology accepted.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54And Annie Fine.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Thank you so much for coming, and your patience.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59I know it's been a bit of a wait.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04What if he's getting his own back?

0:22:04 > 0:22:05What do you mean?

0:22:05 > 0:22:07He could be in one of their bags?

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Heading off with one of these young ladies.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11I don't think everyone sees Walter as you do.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Excuse me, our names haven't been called. What does that mean?

0:22:14 > 0:22:17It means you've made the short list. Congratulations.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Really? Did you hear that?

0:22:19 > 0:22:20CRUNCHING

0:22:20 > 0:22:21Walter!

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Oh no.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Eggs. Just eggs.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31I can't work here...

0:22:31 > 0:22:33It's not like this all the time, honest.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36I can't. Sorry!

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Dorit! What's going on, then?

0:22:38 > 0:22:42Walter, he's gone. He's gone, George.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44- AMERICAN ACCENT:- Hey, little lady, don't you worry.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46I'll find him.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47Promise.

0:22:56 > 0:22:57I didn't tell him.

0:23:01 > 0:23:02Thank you.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Walter! How did you get in there?

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Come on.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23- Here he is!- Ah!

0:23:23 > 0:23:26He was in the boiler room.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Oh, you naughty thing, I've been so worried about you!

0:23:29 > 0:23:31What were you doing in there?

0:23:31 > 0:23:33I think I know.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35What is it?

0:23:38 > 0:23:41You know when we went to Scarborough?

0:23:41 > 0:23:44It's all right, George, the doctor knows.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Oh, right.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50We took Walter to the pet shop, didn't we?

0:23:50 > 0:23:55My assistant put him in the display with the other male tortoises

0:23:55 > 0:23:57and, erm...

0:23:57 > 0:24:00that was a mistake.

0:24:00 > 0:24:01You see...

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Walter's not a Walter.

0:24:04 > 0:24:09I mean, I thought he was when I gave him to you, but he's not.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11I don't understand.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Dorit, love...

0:24:14 > 0:24:17Walter's a girl.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19During our weekend away,

0:24:19 > 0:24:23I think Walter had a bit of a weekend with the boys.

0:24:23 > 0:24:27That's why he's behaving oddly, having mood swings and the like.

0:24:27 > 0:24:28He's nesting.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33My Walter's having babies?!

0:24:34 > 0:24:36The job's yours.

0:24:37 > 0:24:43Really? That's brilliant! I can't believe it.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46It was a close call but, erm, due to circumstances...

0:24:46 > 0:24:50- Congratulations!- Thank you, so much. I won't let you down, I promise.

0:24:50 > 0:24:54We're glad you're so keen. We'd like you to start as soon as possible. How does Thursday and Friday sound?

0:24:54 > 0:24:57It sounds part-time?

0:24:57 > 0:24:59It is. It's a part-time contract.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02I thought it was a permanent contract...

0:25:02 > 0:25:05It's a permanent part-time contract. As advertised.

0:25:05 > 0:25:06Is that a problem?

0:25:08 > 0:25:11I've made a mistake. I can't afford to work part-time.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14I've worked my balls off for more than a decade. For what?

0:25:14 > 0:25:17A stack load of debt and a part-time job?

0:25:17 > 0:25:18I'm sorry for wasting your time.

0:25:18 > 0:25:22Stop! You know it's a tough market out there,

0:25:22 > 0:25:25and we'd really like you to work here. Think about it.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32He's very handsome...

0:25:32 > 0:25:34He's not Walter, though.

0:25:34 > 0:25:35Nor's Walter.

0:25:37 > 0:25:38You're right.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40If Walter's moved on, then...

0:25:43 > 0:25:45- AMERICAN ACCENT:- Little lady?

0:25:45 > 0:25:49AMERICAN ACCENT: Why, thank you, sir.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02Part-time?! How's anyone supposed to survive?

0:26:02 > 0:26:06Talk about employer's market. What am I going to do for money?

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Gina's going to chuck me out for... I owe so much money...!

0:26:09 > 0:26:12HORN BEEPS

0:26:12 > 0:26:14SHE SOBS

0:26:17 > 0:26:18Are you OK?

0:26:18 > 0:26:19Yes, thank you.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21It's just you were...

0:26:21 > 0:26:23I know, talking to myself. I do that.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Right, are you here for an appointment?

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Ha! You think...? You think I'm some kind of...

0:26:29 > 0:26:30SHE LAUGHS

0:26:30 > 0:26:32..a patient? Because of...

0:26:32 > 0:26:36The day just gets better, which is unusual for me(!)

0:26:36 > 0:26:38I take it you work here?

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Yes, I'm Jimmi Clay, one of the doctors.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Me, too. Jas.

0:26:42 > 0:26:46Registrar. Joining you in a couple of days.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49Part-time, it turns out.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52Weren't expecting that, were you?

0:27:05 > 0:27:08It's bad enough losing you both this afternoon.

0:27:08 > 0:27:09You could some work while you're here.

0:27:09 > 0:27:13On an ancient burial ground was it built,

0:27:13 > 0:27:16the first Lord of Coulterdale was kicked to death by his own horses.

0:27:16 > 0:27:20Can you reinvent the wheel on the sweet trolley...

0:27:20 > 0:27:22..and bake your way to immortality?

0:27:22 > 0:27:25How was that girl? You were with her a really long time.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27Yeah. We managed to get to the bottom of it.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Now she can get the treatment she wants.

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