The Frighteners

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0:00:28 > 0:00:30BABY CRIES

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Are you just going to let him keep crying?

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Sorry, I thought you were...

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Clearly.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45BABY COUGHS

0:00:47 > 0:00:49OK.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50All right. Shhh.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Do you want some breakfast?

0:00:53 > 0:00:55No, I'll pick up something later.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59OK, OK.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Hello? This is your stop.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Anyway, good luck with the cooking competition this afternoon.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17I'm not working this afternoon, I've got the competition.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Don't you ever listen?- Oh, sorry.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21How could I be so insensitive?

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Whenever you're ready, Karen!

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Oh!

0:01:29 > 0:01:31What are you doing for lunch today?

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Do you want to go somewhere?

0:01:33 > 0:01:34No, I'm far too busy.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37I just thought you might want to have lunch with Jimmi, or Kevin,

0:01:37 > 0:01:39or...Cherry.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40Cherry?

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Isn't she your new best friend

0:01:42 > 0:01:44after you had lunch together last week?

0:01:44 > 0:01:46We had a quick bite.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48After Heston gave you the afternoon off?

0:01:48 > 0:01:50She needed to meet a friend. So did I.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53How is Andy?

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Yeah, he's fine.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56And his wife,

0:01:56 > 0:01:58what was her name?

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Caroline.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04We should have them over.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Actually, we had a bit of a falling out.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Nothing serious?

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Oh, er...

0:02:13 > 0:02:15You know what blokes are like.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18It started off with football, moved onto politics

0:02:18 > 0:02:21and before you know it, we're insulting each other's mothers.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Think we should probably steer clear for a while.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24That's a shame.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Yeah.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28You know what, this one needs a change, I reckon.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Come on, then.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39We are the gatekeepers of Coulterdale Manor,

0:02:39 > 0:02:42and we can tell you some tales...

0:02:42 > 0:02:45On an ancient burial ground was it built.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48The first Lord of Coulterdale was kicked to death by his own horses.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51The cursed house was left to his sons,

0:02:51 > 0:02:52who fought like cat and dog.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55One beat his brother and buried him alive,

0:02:55 > 0:02:57right under your feet.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58RECORDED CLANKING

0:02:58 > 0:03:01But no-one escapes the curse of Coulterdale.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04The buried lad had already poisoned his brother's wine cellar,

0:03:04 > 0:03:07and the greedy sibling died in apathy.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Agony.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11What did I say?

0:03:12 > 0:03:15That is your final warning.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21- Thanks, Denver. - I don't know why you're bothered.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Couple of weeks and we're gone. - I told you, I'm not coming.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25I didn't think you were serious.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27What's the point of following you to university

0:03:27 > 0:03:29- if I didn't get the grades? - It's Manchester.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32I'll go to lectures, you get a job. Then at night we hit the clubs.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34I've already told Glory I'm staying.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Sean. This place is so sad.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39They were enjoying it until you messed it up.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40You're kidding yourself.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43- You couldn't be scary if your life depended on it.- Yes, I could.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46You're about as scary as a bunny and a kitten having a cuddle.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Sorry, mate.

0:03:58 > 0:04:03That is my cookery book!

0:04:03 > 0:04:05I think they would call that "industrial espionage".

0:04:06 > 0:04:09I just want to see what the competition is up to.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11There is no competition.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14I have secured the perfect sous chef.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Someone who has forgotten more about food in his lifetime

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- than you will ever learn in yours. - Oh, yeah. Who's that?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Doctor Carter.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28- Not bad. - SHE INHALES

0:04:28 > 0:04:30But I think for this sort of competition,

0:04:30 > 0:04:33you need someone who's younger and faster.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37You and Heston are not going to know what's hit you

0:04:37 > 0:04:39with Imogen on my side.

0:04:39 > 0:04:44Well, I hope Imogen's cookery skills are more impressive than her filing.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46It's bad enough losing you both this afternoon.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48If you could do some work while you're here.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49Vicky Reynolds?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Ah. Why don't we go through to my office?

0:04:54 > 0:04:58All this aggravation for a pointless cake competition.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02Excuse me, but there's nothing pointless about cake.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05It's just as valid a hobby as you have.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07You do have hobbies, don't you?

0:05:07 > 0:05:08- A- hobby..?

0:05:08 > 0:05:11A soldier doesn't have much time for stamp collecting.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Neither does a practice manager.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Maybe if you did something pointless now and again,

0:05:15 > 0:05:17you wouldn't be so stressed.

0:05:19 > 0:05:20Come on.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24I don't want to be late for my mum.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26I'll just get an application form and that's it.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Do you really want to work here?

0:05:29 > 0:05:32It actually looks really fun. We should do the tour.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34- No.- Oh, go on, it's only an hour.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38And it would really help me with my interview.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Is that Sean from college... and Denver?

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Oh, look. We should go and say hi.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45What about the hen party last week? They couldn't stop screaming.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48They were screaming when they got here and when they left.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50I'm pretty certain they're still screaming now.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Wow, Denver. Nice costume.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Hey, Kristy. It's retro.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Yeah, really retro!

0:05:56 > 0:05:58You forgot your application form.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00- Thanks.- Cheer up, Immie, it might never happen.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03You knew they were here, didn't you?

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- No...- Right, well, it's been wonderful seeing you both...

0:06:06 > 0:06:07You're not leaving?

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Come on, what about a personal tour? I'll even show you

0:06:09 > 0:06:11around this place if you want.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12If I wasn't going before...

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- We've been working here all summer. It's actually pretty good.- Go on.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18- I'll drop you home straight after. - SHE SIGHS

0:06:18 > 0:06:20How much is it?

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Mandy, I can't read that date. Which is that, a 1 or a 7?

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Yeah.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Well, which is it?

0:06:29 > 0:06:30Oh, OK...

0:06:30 > 0:06:33You know what? It's a 2.

0:06:36 > 0:06:37Doctor Carmichael?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41So which is it? I can't hang around all day.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42It's a 2.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Interested only in women and drink,

0:06:47 > 0:06:50he was disowned by his father and became a highwayman.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54They called him the Letherbridge Blade and he showed no mercy.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58He would butcher the men and ravage the women.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Then one night in 1704, the King's men laid a trap.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04But the Blade took shelter in the house of a blacksmith,

0:07:04 > 0:07:07and as a result an innocent man went with him to the gallows.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Every night the highwayman returns to the family home.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13You can hear horses' hooves on the gravel path,

0:07:13 > 0:07:15- and a pounding at the front door. - RECORDED KNOCKING

0:07:15 > 0:07:17And if you are foolish enough to open it...

0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Yeah?- Aaaarrgghhh!

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Denver! What the hell are you doing?

0:07:22 > 0:07:23- Having a bit of fun.- That was great.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25It's not funny, you know. We could get in trouble.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Oh, no, that would be terrible(!)

0:07:27 > 0:07:30This job might not mean anything to you, but it does to me, OK?

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Well, excuse me.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37(Why do you hang out with that idiot?)

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Hi.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43Hi.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Was there anything in particular?

0:07:50 > 0:07:52I wondered how you were.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54I'm fine, why wouldn't I be?

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Well, I just thought, this morning was...

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Yeah?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Doesn't matter.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Daniel...

0:08:08 > 0:08:11If you...if you did want to grab that sandwich later...

0:08:11 > 0:08:15You know what, I'm going to drop in on a patient. Vicky Reynolds.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Really?- Yeah. She's pretty upset.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20She's got some problems with her pregnancy

0:08:20 > 0:08:22and she's facing some tough decisions.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25I just read a bit of interesting research that might help her.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29I'm sure that Vicky will appreciate it.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Enter if you dare,

0:08:37 > 0:08:40the bedroom of Nathaniel Pounder.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Eighth Duke of Coulterdale, he too couldn't escape the curse.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47- (Sean's pretty good.) - (I wonder where Denver is.)

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Returning from the war,

0:08:49 > 0:08:51he found his wife in bed with his best friend,

0:08:51 > 0:08:54and in a jealous rage he murdered them both.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55RECORDED SCREAM

0:08:55 > 0:08:57To this day, no-one stays in this room.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01Those that do tell of terrible nightmares, a furious spectre

0:09:01 > 0:09:02standing above the bed.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05His cold hands reaching towards their throat.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06If you listen,

0:09:06 > 0:09:09you may hear his footsteps coming up the stairs...

0:09:13 > 0:09:16If you listen really carefully...

0:09:16 > 0:09:19I definitely don't hear anything.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Can you hear? Silent.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Silent as the grave...

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Aaarghhhhh!

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Give it up, Sean, you don't have what it takes.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Ah! My eye!

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Come on, stop mucking about.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Give it a rest. Can't you see that he's hurt?

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- I can't see. - Don't just stand there.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39The first aid kit, where is it?

0:09:39 > 0:09:40- Sean, let me have a look.- No...

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Just move your hand.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Ketchup.- What?!

0:09:47 > 0:09:51Look, we're even now. Just leave it, yeah?

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Right, come on.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57I haven't filled in my application form.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- I'll buy you a stamp. - You're not going?

0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Er, what do you think? - I liked it.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Oh, come on. You're both a pair of idiots. Grow up.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Sorry, Immie. We'll do you another tour if you want. No charge.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Even spending the afternoon getting bossed around by my mum

0:10:09 > 0:10:12- is better than this.- All right.

0:10:12 > 0:10:13We'll make it up to you another time.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15I'll take you up on that.

0:10:15 > 0:10:16- See you later.- Bye, Denver.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Blimey. Everybody looks like they mean business.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26The judges are very auspicious. That's Sasha Von Seenus.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Her restaurant has one Michelin star.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32One Michelin star doesn't sound that good.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Who's Posh Paws over there?

0:10:34 > 0:10:36That gentleman is Vaughan Radcliffe.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39- You must have seen his column. - Steady on!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41- In the newspaper.- Oh.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45I hope you're not trying to steal my sous chef, Mrs Hollins?

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Immie will be here any minute.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51Welcome to Supachef 2012.

0:10:51 > 0:10:56I am Vaughan Radcliffe, and this is renowned chef Sasha Von Seenus.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00You may know me from my spot on Letherbridge Today,

0:11:00 > 0:11:02"If You Can't Stand The Heat".

0:11:02 > 0:11:06Sasha spends more time with dessert than she does her own family.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10So as far as the Midlands are concerned, we ARE food.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Today we start at the end. The summit,

0:11:14 > 0:11:17the pinnacle, the Everest to which we all aspire.

0:11:17 > 0:11:22Can you reinvent the wheel on the sweet trolley,

0:11:22 > 0:11:24and bake your way into immortality?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26We shall see...

0:11:32 > 0:11:33Denver is such an idiot.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35I can't believe we almost paid money for that.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Come on. It wasn't all his fault.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Yeah, well, he's going to Manchester in a few weeks.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- Maybe we should call someone and warn them.- Manchester?

0:11:42 > 0:11:43Probably doing a joint honours -

0:11:43 > 0:11:45English Literature and being a complete...

0:11:45 > 0:11:47I left my sunglasses.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50- They'll just be at the ticket desk. Two minutes.- You'd better be.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52I'm going to get iced by my mum.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Aaaarrghhh! SHE SCREAMS

0:12:05 > 0:12:07What the hell have you done?

0:12:07 > 0:12:09- I thought she was you. - Kristy?

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Kristy?

0:12:11 > 0:12:13What happened?!

0:12:13 > 0:12:16She must have bumped her head, or maybe something fell..?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18- Yeah, we just found her like this. - Kristy, can you hear me?

0:12:21 > 0:12:24See, she's fine. Nothing to worry about.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29- Whisk.- Check.

0:12:29 > 0:12:30- Zester.- Further check.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Mrs Tembe, I have a couple of suggestions

0:12:32 > 0:12:34for further improvements.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36My recipes cannot be improved.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38They have been passed down through the generations.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Yes, but this is a forward thinking competition.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Thank you for your opinion, Doctor Carter.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47But my recipes have got me so far, so I will stick with them.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49- Thank you.- As you wish.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Immie, if you're not here in the next five minutes...

0:12:54 > 0:12:58Oh. Yeah, that is the problem with young people.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01They do not appreciate the importance of punctuality.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03She'll be here.

0:13:04 > 0:13:05Hiya.

0:13:06 > 0:13:07What are you doing here?

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Oh, nice to see you too!

0:13:09 > 0:13:11This is the last thing I need. Where's Immie?

0:13:11 > 0:13:14She's taken her friend to hospital.

0:13:14 > 0:13:15You'll have to make do with me.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Hospital? I ask her to do one thing.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20How selfish can you get?

0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Have you been drinking? - I've had a pub lunch with the lads.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28It's my day off. I'll be absolutely fine.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Good luck...

0:13:31 > 0:13:35Ah, lemons. The most promiscuous of fruits.

0:13:36 > 0:13:37They go with almost anything.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Where do you get your inspiration from, Mrs Tembe?

0:13:40 > 0:13:43Well, my cake is a recipe

0:13:43 > 0:13:45that's been passed down through the generations.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47As mother used to make.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49My own mother could burn soup.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52If she didn't, she'd put it back on for five minutes.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59So what would winning the competition mean to you, Karen?

0:13:59 > 0:14:02It... Well, it would mean everything to me,

0:14:02 > 0:14:06because cooking is my life, and I'm going to give it 110%.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Why are you talking like an idiot?

0:14:12 > 0:14:14I don't know, I can't help it.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18Contestants, it's time to bake like you've never baked before.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Shouldn't you bake like you've done it a couple of times?

0:14:21 > 0:14:23You have 80 minutes...

0:14:23 > 0:14:25starting from now.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33- What if it's serious?- If we stick to our story, we'll be fine.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38- Hey Immie, how's it going? - Don't you mean, how's Kristy?

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Do you know something about what happened to her?

0:14:40 > 0:14:42We just found her there.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Didn't we, Sean? - Yeah. How is she?

0:14:44 > 0:14:47She's with the doctor now. Looks like she's going to be OK.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49- Great...- See?

0:14:49 > 0:14:52- I told you. Let's all go out and celebrate.- You're not serious?

0:14:52 > 0:14:55I'm going to get a coffee, do you want one? Come on.

0:14:59 > 0:15:00You said whip the cream.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03You've beaten it to death. Look, it's gone all stiff.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05It's supposed to be like that!

0:15:07 > 0:15:09(Doctor Carter, what have you just put into my recipe?)

0:15:09 > 0:15:11It's just a little spice.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13But that is not my recipe.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16If we're going to impress Vaughan, we need to pull out all the stops.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Trust me, it will be a taste sensation.

0:15:21 > 0:15:25You don't care about Kristy, you're just here to cover your own backs.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27I'm surprised you're going along with this, Sean.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Going along with what?

0:15:29 > 0:15:32I know what happened. You were playing your stupid game. She got caught in the middle.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35- I don't know what you're talking about.- If you don't tell her, I will.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Imogen. I don't know where you've got this idea from,

0:15:38 > 0:15:42- but you can't prove anything, not that there's anything to prove. - Say goodbye to your jobs then.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44She will be all right, though, won't she?

0:15:45 > 0:15:46Not black or white.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54It has taken me a long time to perfect my recipe

0:15:54 > 0:15:57- and you are changing it. - I thought you wanted my input,

0:15:57 > 0:16:00not just obeying you like a mindless drone.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01That is what a sous chef does!

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Ah, a chef and her sous in perfect harmony(!)

0:16:05 > 0:16:08So, tell us what it is you're doing here.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12Well, I am preparing my lemon curd for my layer cake.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15And I'm making brandy and ginger icing.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19Hmmm. Two very different flavours. A bit like a chalk-and-cheeseboard.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21I'll be interested to see how they come together.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24As will I.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Jamie Oliver doesn't measure.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30- He just splashes it in. - You're not Jamie Oliver, love.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Thanks for being so supportive!

0:16:32 > 0:16:36Ah, interesting. Though I can't see exactly what it is you're making.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39It's...Black Forest Gateau.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Ah! Retro. Do you have enough time to pull it off?

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Oh! Try and stop me.

0:16:44 > 0:16:48Hello. I don't think I've been introduced to your sous chef...?

0:16:50 > 0:16:51Oh...

0:16:59 > 0:17:03- She's fine. She's just doing her make-up.- Right.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05Sorry about your grades.

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Could be worse.

0:17:08 > 0:17:12You don't want to work in a haunted house for the rest of your life, though, do you?

0:17:12 > 0:17:15I don't know. I'm actually pretty good at it, you know?

0:17:15 > 0:17:19The make-up, putting on a show, telling stories.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Does Denver know how much it means to you?

0:17:21 > 0:17:23I told him.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25So then why does he keep trying to mess it up?

0:17:25 > 0:17:27You could really do with getting away from him for a bit.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31So where is she, then?

0:17:34 > 0:17:35Where's Kristy?

0:17:37 > 0:17:39It all happened so fast, mate...

0:17:41 > 0:17:42She's gone.

0:17:43 > 0:17:47- Oh, my God... - We killed her.

0:17:47 > 0:17:48But she was...

0:17:48 > 0:17:50We're going to go to prison.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52What?! No, we can't... What about Manchester?

0:17:52 > 0:17:55- It's always about you, isn't it?! - No, I wanted you to come with me.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57I thought if you lost your job...

0:17:57 > 0:18:00- What? I'd just follow you around? - Anyway, what does it matter now?

0:18:00 > 0:18:02- What are we going to do? - What's going on?

0:18:03 > 0:18:04You're alive?

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Whoa! That is not funny.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10It was pretty funny.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13- I know it was my fault, but that is...- It was your fault?

0:18:13 > 0:18:17Kristy, we were mucking about and it got out of hand.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19I'm really sorry.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Yeah. But that doesn't mean we can't...you know...

0:18:22 > 0:18:23you and me...

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Yeah...I don't think so.

0:18:36 > 0:18:37(Oh, no!)

0:18:38 > 0:18:4030 minutes to go!

0:18:42 > 0:18:44It's no good, I can't do it.

0:18:44 > 0:18:45Of course you can.

0:18:45 > 0:18:46It's burnt!

0:18:46 > 0:18:48It's a disaster.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Hey. Hey. It's just a cake.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56I just wanted something to do.

0:18:57 > 0:18:58Jack and Immie are leaving.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01I just wanted to prove that I could control something.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04I can't even control a few ingredients.

0:19:04 > 0:19:05Listen, love. It's not too late.

0:19:05 > 0:19:09If we work together, we can whip something up.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13That is, of course, unless you want Mrs Tembe to win.

0:19:17 > 0:19:18Good girl.

0:19:18 > 0:19:19Come on.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25Right.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28What we are going to do is...

0:19:28 > 0:19:31a deconstructed Black Forest Gateau.

0:19:31 > 0:19:32What...?

0:19:32 > 0:19:35It just means we cobble it all together. Pass me that bowl.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Everyone stop working, time's up!

0:20:30 > 0:20:31SHE EXHALES

0:20:35 > 0:20:36What do you think?

0:20:36 > 0:20:38We stand a chance.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Especially since there is only the Hollins concoction left to go.

0:20:41 > 0:20:46- This is embarrassing. It doesn't even look like a cake.- Shhh.

0:20:46 > 0:20:47Presentation...interesting.

0:21:02 > 0:21:03Hey.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09So earlier on, when my life was flashing before me,

0:21:09 > 0:21:14I realised that not everything I'd said had been helpful or smart.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17- Yeah.- I don't want that to put you off what is

0:21:17 > 0:21:19clearly a great opportunity to come to Manchester,

0:21:19 > 0:21:23and live a life that is action-packed and at least an 18 certificate.

0:21:25 > 0:21:26I'm not coming, mate.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30I told Glory it was all my fault.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33So if you want to carry on working here...

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Thanks.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37You can still come and visit, though.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Course.- Show them Mancs how it's done.- Definitely.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43It won't be the same without you.

0:21:45 > 0:21:46You'll do all right.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51All right. You don't want to keep your audience waiting.

0:21:53 > 0:21:54Thanks, Denver.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04I am the gatekeeper of Coulterdale Manor,

0:22:04 > 0:22:07and I can tell you some tales.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08Follow me.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Fingers crossed, Doctor Carter.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15With a team like us, how can we lose?

0:22:16 > 0:22:19My culinary explorers,

0:22:19 > 0:22:24this afternoon you have pushed your abilities to the absolute limit.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28Have you discovered the New World or are you on the Isle of Man?

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Here we go, brace yourself.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34There can be only one winner,

0:22:34 > 0:22:36and the creator of the best dessert is...

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Karen Hollins.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40- What?- What?

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Looking at it, it's almost too good to eat.

0:22:42 > 0:22:43But tasting it...

0:22:43 > 0:22:45how can I stop?

0:22:45 > 0:22:46Such complexity.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48I get lost in its landscape,

0:22:48 > 0:22:53to rest for a while on a brick of delicate sponge,

0:22:53 > 0:22:55to paddle through the tangy compote...

0:22:55 > 0:22:58But most impressive of all... oh, the ganache.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02Karen, why don't you tell us about your secret ingredient?

0:23:04 > 0:23:08Well, if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret any more.

0:23:08 > 0:23:09Don't be shy.

0:23:12 > 0:23:13Erm, it'll come to me in a minute...

0:23:13 > 0:23:18How can she forget? It has only been half an hour.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20It's an old...Navajo...recipe.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24I smell a rat.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26How does she not know her own secret ingredient?

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Because Karen Hollins did not make this cake.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33I think you'll find I did...

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Really? Because I've been watching you.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Well, if you had, then you would...

0:23:38 > 0:23:39I do.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41I know exactly what's been going on.

0:23:43 > 0:23:44All right. I didn't make it.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Then who did make it?

0:23:46 > 0:23:47Mainly...

0:23:47 > 0:23:50her magnificent sous chef.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53I knew she couldn't cook.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Sasha, I think we need to have another talk...

0:23:59 > 0:24:00Hi.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03I wondered how you felt about stopping for a takeaway

0:24:03 > 0:24:06on the way home. Cos I don't feel like cooking,

0:24:06 > 0:24:07and I thought you wouldn't either.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10- You thought right. - Great. What do you fancy?

0:24:10 > 0:24:11I don't know, what do you want?

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Thai?

0:24:13 > 0:24:14I'd prefer Japanese.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18Really? I didn't think either of us were that keen on...

0:24:18 > 0:24:19No. Definitely Japanese.

0:24:20 > 0:24:21OK. Japanese it is.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26How was that girl? You were with her for a really long time.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Yeah. We managed to get to the bottom of it.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31I think she just wanted to feel like she had options.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33Now she can get the treatment that she wants.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Wonderful. I'm really glad.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Oh, and by the way, I know you slept with Cherry.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Contestants, we have reached a decision.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52Obviously, Karen Hollins cannot be allowed to continue

0:24:52 > 0:24:54- in this competition.- Very good.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58However, this gateau showed real skill.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00It's charismatic, complex, vivacious.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03The sort of dessert that comes up to you at a party

0:25:03 > 0:25:06and whispers, "Take me home."

0:25:06 > 0:25:09So we have decided that Rob Hollins is the winner

0:25:09 > 0:25:12- and will go through to the next round.- What?

0:25:12 > 0:25:14- How did that happen? - Don't know, don't ask me.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Also going through to the next round,

0:25:16 > 0:25:18and runner-up, is Mrs Tembe.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21Oh. Now, that is the right decision!

0:25:21 > 0:25:24A winning team. I told you.

0:25:26 > 0:25:27Congratulations, Rob.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29You have a raw talent.

0:25:29 > 0:25:33Thank you. I shouldn't even really be here.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Nonsense. I couldn't let someone with your untapped potential

0:25:36 > 0:25:38get away.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40It's good to have another man in the competition.

0:25:45 > 0:25:46Well?

0:25:46 > 0:25:48I don't know where you...

0:25:48 > 0:25:50I mean, that's a ridiculous idea...

0:25:50 > 0:25:51Oh, come on, Daniel.

0:25:52 > 0:25:56We both know that this doesn't change anything.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59We both know that sex is just sex.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01I've had sex with enough married men

0:26:01 > 0:26:04- to know that it didn't mean anything to any of them.- Right...

0:26:04 > 0:26:07I wish you hadn't shown such tawdry taste by doing it on your doorstep.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09Zara...

0:26:09 > 0:26:11The only other thing that bothers me

0:26:11 > 0:26:14is that you didn't come clean about it like a man.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19But now that you know that I know, you can stop skulking around,

0:26:19 > 0:26:22because that is just demeaning, for both of us.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26I'm so sorry, Zara. I've been racking my brains,

0:26:26 > 0:26:29and I honestly can't tell you why I did it.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31But you're absolutely right. It was just sex,

0:26:31 > 0:26:33and it'll never happen again.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Of course not.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39You're amazing...being so...

0:26:40 > 0:26:43You are really special to me,

0:26:43 > 0:26:45and it meant nothing.

0:26:45 > 0:26:46Of course.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Now will you take me home?

0:26:50 > 0:26:51(Because I am hungry.)

0:27:04 > 0:27:07Mrs Hollins, would you mind looking after the reception desk?

0:27:07 > 0:27:08Hang on, I'm not wearing this for a bet.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10You've got a prescription.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12And a referral!

0:27:12 > 0:27:14The Head Cardiologist at St Phil's.

0:27:14 > 0:27:15Let me see that.

0:27:15 > 0:27:19So do you have the place to yourself or are you sharing with anyone?

0:27:19 > 0:27:20Girlfriend, maybe?

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Let's cut to the chase. You're after my body, right?

0:27:23 > 0:27:25BABY CRIES

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