0:00:29 > 0:00:33'I heard this thing once, yeah? On telly, or...dunno.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37'Anyway, six degrees of separation, it was about.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40'Whoever you are - up, down, high, low -
0:00:40 > 0:00:45'you know someone who knows someone who knows anyone else on Earth.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50'All connected, ain't we?
0:00:50 > 0:00:53'Nice one. Except...
0:00:55 > 0:01:00'..if you want the ugly truth, some of us ain't so connected, are we?
0:01:09 > 0:01:13'I mean, most people go out of their way so as to not touch me.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27'Well, normally.'
0:01:27 > 0:01:29DOOR BANGS
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Hey, hey.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- Please.- Come on.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46DOOR BANGS
0:01:46 > 0:01:49At the back, mate! Like Usain Bolt, or something.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53'Just find a way to survive, that's all.'
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Thank you. Thank you.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Enough to melt your heart, ain't it?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03If it wasn't frozen solid.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05And if we didn't have to blow the gaff before that copper gets back.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07No biggie.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10'Unless today's the day.'
0:02:11 > 0:02:16- Ooh, that's just the ticket. - What's wrong with the one we've got?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- It's taken me years to wear it in. - Mission accomplished, I'd say.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22It's like the Grand Canyon down your end.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27- And it doesn't go with the new house.- Oh, Lady Muck strikes again.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31I suppose I should be grateful that you're not trying to trade me in for a new model.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33No, I need a chauffeur, don't I?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Take me down the sofa shop at lunchtime.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38You owe me, Rob Hollins!
0:02:48 > 0:02:51We get the basics sorted, we'll be laughing, eh?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53I will, you'll just be...
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Yeah, all right, keep your hair on.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10It stings like a...when it's cold. It's cold!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Yep, there we go.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Ladies and gents, Owen and Donut have left the building!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Like a fridge in there anyway, right?
0:03:32 > 0:03:38Needles, food and maybe even a proper bed. How's that sound?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40How about a nice girl to warm it up?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Shut up. I can dream, can't I?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Like the geezer said, "We're all in the gutter,
0:03:47 > 0:03:50"but some of us are looking at the stars."
0:03:53 > 0:03:57I know, I've got eyes, ain't I? I told you, she's a pipe dream.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Out of my league.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01No, you want to seize the sodding moment,
0:04:01 > 0:04:03you seize your own.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06All right?
0:04:06 > 0:04:11'And she says something that ain't actually that friendly and...
0:04:12 > 0:04:13'..yeah.'
0:04:15 > 0:04:18All right? We stick to the basics, yeah?
0:04:31 > 0:04:34We do not normally allow cleaning during surgery hours.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- It is very disruptive.- Yes, sorry.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Erm, Mrs Tembe, have you got the...?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Yes, I will bring them through.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44I do not think the Practice Manager will be very pleased to hear
0:04:44 > 0:04:46that you were late on the first day of a new contract.
0:04:46 > 0:04:51I am very sorry. It will not happen again.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Hey! How did you get this job?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Sorry.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Now, are you eating properly? - Yeah. All right, Mum.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Well, you can't balance your insulin otherwise, can you?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15And don't leave it so long next time.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17You're like my Jack, you are.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Happy birthday! 21 today.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Yeah. Key to the door and all that.
0:05:29 > 0:05:34- Is that my long-acting?- Yeah, and I've got you some syringes.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Are you all right for the short-acting stuff?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Yeah, got loads back with my gear.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- And how about a bed for tonight? - Whoa, easy now.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43I like a bit of chat-up first.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47I mean, roof over your head, with the nights drawing in.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50What, you know someone with a sofa going spare?
0:05:50 > 0:05:55- No, I...- No, I got a roof, ain't I? It's made of stars.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59No-one telling me what to do. You can't top that.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06SHE COUGHS VIOLENTLY
0:06:25 > 0:06:31- No. It is not enough. - Sorry, darling.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33I do all I can for my girls, but margins are tight all over.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36But the extra shift!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38I was giving it away as it was,
0:06:38 > 0:06:40and now I've got sergeant major manager in there
0:06:40 > 0:06:42flipping his wig because you were late.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44I've had to bung him a freebie to make up for it.
0:06:44 > 0:06:49My extra shift ran over. And then, a policeman.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Whoa. I don't know about that, and I don't want to know about that.
0:06:54 > 0:06:59Please. I was counting on the money.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00We've all got bills to pay.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02If I don't pay my bills, then we're all in trouble.
0:07:02 > 0:07:07They mount up like you wouldn't believe. And where's your cap?
0:07:07 > 0:07:12You haven't lost your cap, have you? They cost a pretty penny and all.
0:07:17 > 0:07:22- Have you seen Heston? I need a consult on a patient.- No.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Dr Carter has left for the day. A local authority conference.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Is it this patient?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Oh, yeah. Thanks.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Excuse me.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- I am afraid I have mislaid my cap. - Oh, well.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43- If somebody hands it in, then... - No, please. May I look?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45I will lose wages.
0:07:45 > 0:07:50What, for a cap? That seems a little harsh.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Well, I'm sure it will be all right. Just be discreet, eh?
0:07:57 > 0:07:58You know what they say,
0:07:58 > 0:08:02"Wherever you lay your hat, that is your home."
0:08:02 > 0:08:08I am from Botswana originally. Now, you are Nigerian, yes?
0:08:08 > 0:08:09So, have you been here long?
0:08:09 > 0:08:13- Did Heston leave this? - I do not know.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16She has lost her cap. Go through, go through.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Is it not about your patient? - Yeah, it's a diagnosis,
0:08:19 > 0:08:21a rare parasitical disease.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Bit of a long shot, though. When did he have chance to see her?
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Well, it is more legible than usual for Dr Carter.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Although I did have a quiet word with him
0:08:30 > 0:08:33about handwriting just the other day.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36With friends, honesty is always the best policy.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Nah. Only got one bed, mate. I told them to keep it.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Unless you want it?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Yeah. Rather have another boys' night out, wouldn't we?
0:08:59 > 0:09:00You and me, mate, eh?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Team, ain't we? Team Donut!
0:09:04 > 0:09:07And just now, Team Donut could eat a horse through a straw.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- MRS TEMBE:- Oh, Dr Tyler!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Was Dr Carter right about your patient?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- KEVIN:- Yeah, bang on, I think. Got to hand it to him.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37I'd never have caught that from the off.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39And early treatment is critical.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- MRS TEMBE:- He is a very fine doctor.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- JIMMI:- Mandy, got any tongue depressors?
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- MANDY:- Um, yes. I wanted to speak to you, actually, about tattoo removal.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- JIMMI:- Why? Were you on the razz last night?
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Big Issue! Get 'em here!
0:10:10 > 0:10:13We need a dog on a string, don't we?
0:10:13 > 0:10:17People always stump up for animals. Come on, get 'em while they're hot!
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Here you go, then.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Hope you boys have got somewhere to warm up.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Got 'em at the Shelter on Bewley Street, so we're sorted.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Well, that's good. You make sure he eats right, OK?
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Leave it out, Mum.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43You heard, better break for lunch.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Oh, no. I didn't give her her change!
0:11:05 > 0:11:06Hold up, who's minding the cash?!
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Here, Karen won't mind.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Team Donut emergency.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Yeah, takeaway order, ta.
0:11:49 > 0:11:57Deep-pan pepperoni, with extra beef...uh, pineapple,
0:11:57 > 0:12:03goats' cheese, anchovies and garlic.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Oh, and an egg on top.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11Yeah, it's for my girly, Donata.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14And she's expecting, got cravings and that.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16No, I'll pick it up, mate.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- This is great, eh?- It's all right.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- What's wrong with it?- Nothing.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Nothing, right. So, I'm not wrong?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Is it the same nothing that's not wrong with the rest of them,
0:12:33 > 0:12:35or is it a different kind of nothing?
0:12:35 > 0:12:39It's the same nothing that's wrong with the one we've got.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42We don't need another sofa, OK?
0:12:42 > 0:12:46Hang on! You talked me into this!
0:12:58 > 0:12:59Worth a try, eh?
0:13:05 > 0:13:11I mean, who's going to eat it with all that...whatever on it?
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Result!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24- Oi!- Run, run.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Tastes the best, doesn't it?
0:13:38 > 0:13:43What are you on about? Magic moment, this.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48Got to take 'em where you find them. You can see miles from up here.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51Top of the world.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57'Down, down.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03'Only so far can you go before you hit the bottom.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05'Maybe today is the day.'
0:14:05 > 0:14:07What you playing at?!
0:14:08 > 0:14:13Where's Team Donut going to be without Donut, eh?
0:14:13 > 0:14:14Come on.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19It is matter of basic security.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22When he entrusted me with the inventory,
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Mr Bellamy was very clear about the importance of keeping a tight ship.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Don't think your ship could be much tighter, Mrs Tembe.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- I didn't leave it unlocked.- And yet it was, with your keys still in it!
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Because someone borrowed them and left them in there.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40It happens all the time.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Well, of course it will
0:14:42 > 0:14:47if you leave them lying around for every Tom, Dick or passers-by to...
0:15:17 > 0:15:19I have stew.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24And I was paid.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31So, everything will be good now.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37We'll get there earlier tomorrow, yeah?
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Cadge a couple of beds from the off.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41If I tell Steve about those kids, he might even float us
0:15:41 > 0:15:44a couple of papers without the up front.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45What do you think?
0:15:46 > 0:15:47What? What do you want?
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Another pizza? Extra nuts and a goldfish?
0:15:52 > 0:15:53What?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Oh.
0:16:05 > 0:16:11Thought it was something easy. Nah, you're all right. Once bit, eh?
0:16:32 > 0:16:37All right? I mean, still?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Buy you a cup of tea?
0:16:41 > 0:16:45I've seen you around. So, I just wanted to introduce myself, proper.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Owen.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Mates call me...Owen. Cos, you know, that's my name. So...
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Call me anything, as long as you call me.
0:16:58 > 0:17:05Yeah. You've probably got loads of mates, ain't you? Proper life.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Don't have to go scraping the barrel, nice girl like you.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14But that's all right, you don't have to say nothing if you don't want.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18I just wanted to say, I like seeing you around.
0:17:20 > 0:17:25You know? Gives us a reason to get up in the morning.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Knowing there's something better out there.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31'And there she goes. Again.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35'And I'm really trying not to take it personal.'
0:17:39 > 0:17:41MAN GROANS
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Hello? You are all right?
0:17:52 > 0:17:56I know it was a cosy sofa, I'll give you that.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00OK, get your bloomin' sofa. There's just one condition, OK?
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Yes, but it has already been several hours since my first call.
0:18:04 > 0:18:10And no, it was not an emergency. But it was a very serious theft. No.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- No, do not put me on hold ag...- Police.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16You know they probably won't come for ages.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20- Yes, well I will wait as long as necessary.- Howard hired them, right?
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- The cleaners? - Yes. Yes, I am still holding.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29I welcomed a drug thief with open arms.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33It is a mistake I will not make again. Yes, yes. I am still here.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41I'm afraid I was mistaken. It has now become an emergency.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Course she wasn't interested. What have I got to offer?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Not even a dog on a string.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52To be honest, I'd rather have the dog. Loyal, know what I mean?
0:18:52 > 0:18:55I mean, obviously, you've got to forget any funny stuff,
0:18:55 > 0:18:58but at the end of the day, it's all the same thing, innit?
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Someone to give a...
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Monkey's knick-knacks.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06No. No.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Oh, you stupid thing!
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Oh, you know what though, right? I ain't feeling too clever myself.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Oh, mate, I need insulin.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41- Do you need a hand? - No, we've got it.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48That was very public-spirited of you.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52I do admire people who live by the golden rule.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Now, were you successful in your search earlier?
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Well, perhaps... Perhaps I could help you look?
0:20:02 > 0:20:07- No. It is fine.- No.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09No way, it is no trouble at all.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14Please, one good deed deserves another.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24HE GROANS
0:20:24 > 0:20:30'Just find a way to survive. That's all.'
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Nice one.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Another Team Donut emergency cracked.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47'Except, where's Team Donut without Donut?'
0:21:05 > 0:21:11- Please. Do not trouble yourself. - No, it is no trouble.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15- We could try another room. - No, really.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16- Retrace your every step.- No.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22I am sorry, I must go for my job.
0:21:22 > 0:21:27No. No, you must stay for the police.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39No!
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Tell them it's mine, you plank!
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Hey, hello! Hello, mate!
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Oh, I know what you can smell. Come here.
0:22:10 > 0:22:15How do you fancy a boys' night out, eh? We'll have pizza, hey?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17And a few laughs?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Yeah, right.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33What have I got to offer, eh?
0:22:47 > 0:22:49# Never been 21 before... #
0:22:49 > 0:22:55HE HUMS
0:23:01 > 0:23:03'Today is the day.'
0:23:04 > 0:23:08- They're all locked.- There is nowhere for you to go.- No. No, please.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11I am here illegally.
0:23:11 > 0:23:16I tried to claim asylum, but... I will be sent back to Nigeria.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18You say that like it's a bad thing.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20- Yes.- You betrayed my trust.- Yes.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- You lied to me. - Yes, I am very sorry.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24Sorry you got caught?
0:23:27 > 0:23:31- My boss. He would not pay me. - So you stole drugs?
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- I did not know what else to do! - So, how much did you get?
0:23:35 > 0:23:37No!
0:23:37 > 0:23:41Not to sell. They were for Yingi.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Your mother?
0:23:43 > 0:23:47You stole Viagra for your mother?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Yes, she's very ill.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52No, I do not want to hear another word of your lies.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54The police can deal with you.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56- KNOCK ON DOOR - No, please, please, please.
0:23:56 > 0:23:57I am not lying.
0:24:02 > 0:24:07'Oh, yeah. Sometimes, life just turns on a sixpence, doesn't it?'
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Now, this one really is top.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Here you are, mate.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18He's going to love you forever for that.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Do you know what? I reckon you should keep him
0:24:20 > 0:24:22and bring him with you when you move in with us.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26# 21 today, you're 21 today... #
0:24:26 > 0:24:31'And then again, sometimes there is no sixpence.'
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Is it just the insulin?
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Yeah. You're dying, lovie.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47Oh, yeah.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51'Don't even have sixpences anymore, do they?'
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Lots of memories.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08Last chance, you still want to chuck it?
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Just the sofa.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17- We can keep the memories, can't we?- Yeah.
0:25:17 > 0:25:22- We're dead lucky to have such good ones, aren't we?- Yeah.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24When some people don't.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31- Yes, somebody'll get some use out of it, won't they?- They will.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36'Yeah. Time to let go.
0:25:42 > 0:25:49'Down, down, till there's no more down.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53'Huh. Some of us are looking at the stars.'
0:26:13 > 0:26:16'I heard this thing once, yeah? Six degrees of separation, it was about.'
0:26:16 > 0:26:18- I can't do it again! - You can and you will.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Go get your pill, and then you get back on the horse.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Simple enough for you?
0:26:23 > 0:26:26- All right?- I was until I had some skanky loser in my way.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Stupid system won't let me do anything
0:26:28 > 0:26:31until I dot all the Is and cross...
0:26:31 > 0:26:34- BANGING ON DOOR - Let me in!
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