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0:00:34 > 0:00:38It's seven o'clock in the flippin' morning!

0:00:38 > 0:00:41We're auditioning for Dad's sous chef.

0:00:41 > 0:00:46- Why the sudden interest in cooking? I'm lucky if I can get you to lay the table.- It'll be on the telly!

0:00:46 > 0:00:48It's nothing, it's just local news.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52- Letherbridge Tonight are doing a special feature.- Course they are.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Look, love. I know you're disappointed.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58But we agreed. If I'm going to stand any chance of winning,

0:00:58 > 0:00:59it's best if you don't do it.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04I'm going to get dressed.

0:01:06 > 0:01:10OK. 20 minutes preparation time left.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Remember, I can only take one of you with me.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Today, I'm making mini blueberry muffins

0:01:38 > 0:01:40with a mango frozen yoghurt compote,

0:01:40 > 0:01:42topped with cinnamon crunch and banana crisps.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Is that with a hint of lime?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Yeah.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51- I like it.- Thanks.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56And I'm making a deconstructed English breakfast

0:01:56 > 0:02:00of poached quails eggs wrapped in bacon on a deep fried crouton.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03And a toffee apple and black pudding tower with a hollandaise sauce.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Very ambitious. Can you pull it off? - I think I can.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09- Where you going? - I'm going to work.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10I thought you had the day off?

0:02:10 > 0:02:12That was in the event that I reached the final.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14We're short-staffed enough as it is.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17- I told Howard I would work until lunchtime.- You are coming?

0:02:17 > 0:02:18Of course she is.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Your mother wants to watch me whup Mrs Tembe, don't you?

0:02:21 > 0:02:24I'll be there.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30No, no, no.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33That is not good enough.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Like this.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Huh? Now you try.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43That is better. You see? Practice makes perfect.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Mrs Tembe, I've got patients in 10 minutes.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50Not any more. I have asked Dr Clay to cover for you.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54It gives us more time to practise for the competition. Please.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56No, I won't make it in today.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58'Anything I should be aware of?'

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Nothing too serious. Just a touch of D&V. I can't risk coming in.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06- You want some time off?- No. 24 hours. Sure I'll be right as rain. - I meant personal leave.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08I'm not sure I get you.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10I saw a lot of this when I was in the army.

0:03:10 > 0:03:15Then you must have seen a lot of gastric flu. Goodbye, Howard.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33It's such a difficult decision.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39It's a shame, but I can only take one of you.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45And that person is going to be...

0:03:47 > 0:03:48..Jack.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Yes! Get in there!

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Congratulations, Jack.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Get in there! I'm going to be on telly!

0:03:56 > 0:04:01I'm going to be on the telly! I'm going to be on the telly! Come on!

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Well done.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Ooh! Are you waiting for me? - Actually, no.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14I hope you don't mind. I was just looking for somewhere to hide.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15KNOCKING

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Have you seen Dr Cassidy anywhere?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19No, sorry.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Could you tell her I am waiting for her in the staff room?

0:04:22 > 0:04:24That woman needs to practise her drizzling.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Will do.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Thanks.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31I'm beginning to wish I'd never heard of this wretched competition.

0:04:31 > 0:04:36I've had it up to here. If Rob wins, he's going to be unbearable. Not that I want him to lose...

0:04:36 > 0:04:37KNOCKING

0:04:37 > 0:04:41Nurse Marquez is tied up with an acute angina patient.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Could you cover her last two house calls before lunch?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Erm... No problem.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Dr Cassidy.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Howard. It's cutting it a bit fine, isn't it?

0:04:51 > 0:04:55It's an emergency. Well, it is for Mandy's patient.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Anyway, who's going to miss me?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00'This is Jed Grey. I can't take your call.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02'Please leave a message.'

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Jed, hi, it's Daniel. I'm going out of my mind with worry here,

0:05:05 > 0:05:07so could you please give me call?

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Or, better still, get Zara to call me.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Just get in touch, please. OK?

0:05:29 > 0:05:34- Finally! Tea's just about to go cold.- Hello.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Oh, hello!

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Nurse Marquez had an emergency. I hope you don't mind me instead.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43Not at all. Good of you to step in.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Happy birthday?- Thank you. Although, at my age, I think

0:05:46 > 0:05:50birthdays should be tactfully ignored rather than celebrated.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52But you know how children like to fuss.

0:05:52 > 0:05:57- Not mine. I have to stick a note on the fridge to remind them.- Oh!

0:06:00 > 0:06:02APPLAUSE

0:06:02 > 0:06:07Today's judges are food writer and restaurant critic Vaughan Radcliffe

0:06:07 > 0:06:10and chef Alex McRanald. His Birmingham restaurant, Hype,

0:06:10 > 0:06:14has just been named Regional Restaurant of the Year

0:06:14 > 0:06:18for the second year in a row.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24Did you get it? Great. Thanks, guys. That's it for now.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Monitor three is down!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Talk to Herbie, then!

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Someone move the cable. Fine, give me five.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33I hear business is booming.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35No thanks to you.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Pippa Simons from Letherbridge Tonight. You must be Winifred and Rob.

0:06:38 > 0:06:43- Mrs Winifred Tembe.- Okey dokey. I've got you down as a police sergeant...

0:06:43 > 0:06:47Senior receptionist, also health and safety

0:06:47 > 0:06:49infection control co-ordinator.

0:06:49 > 0:06:50Super.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Don't just stand there. Aren't you going to give us a hand?

0:06:53 > 0:06:54No. I'm not sous chef.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56So, Rob, you got anyone here to support you today?

0:06:56 > 0:07:00Yeah, this is my daughter Imogen and my son Jack, who's my sous chef.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04And my wife Karen should be here any minute.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06- MOBILE PHONE BEEPS - Excuse me. That might be her.

0:07:06 > 0:07:10Oh, it is. Ah! Emergency at work.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13She's a healthcare professional.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Welcome to the final of Supachef 2012.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22These contestants have battled it out for days.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26This is their final challenge. So, come on, guys.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Spoil us today. Treat us.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Arouse our animal passions.

0:07:30 > 0:07:35And to really test the mettle of our amateur escoffiers,

0:07:35 > 0:07:37we have a change in format

0:07:37 > 0:07:40with the addition of a preliminary skills round.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43In front of you is a raw ingredient

0:07:43 > 0:07:46which will form the basis of your recipe.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Real food doesn't come shrink wrapped from supermarkets

0:07:49 > 0:07:52and real chefs prepare from scratch.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54So, today's challenge is

0:07:54 > 0:07:58to take a dish all the way from field to the table.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Remove your covers.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05'The teams have been given a skills challenge.

0:08:05 > 0:08:10'To draw and prepare a pheasant for cooking in the second round.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13'Winifred's assistant today is Elaine.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16'Elaine works as a GP here in Letherbridge.'

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Me!?

0:08:19 > 0:08:23- It is the sous chef's job to do the preparation.- I'm a vegetarian!

0:08:23 > 0:08:26I am not asking you to eat it. The thing is dead.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28It is not interested in your politics.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33'On Rob's team is his 20-year-old son, Jack.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37'Jack recently graduated in law from Letherbridge University.'

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Now what are we going to do?

0:08:39 > 0:08:41We are going to get this pheasant ready for the pot.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44I need a cleaver and a small knife.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45You know what you're doing?

0:08:45 > 0:08:49When money was tight near payday, your Aunty Ag used to send me

0:08:49 > 0:08:53and your Uncle Jeff down to the woods to poach birds.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56I have gutted and plucked

0:08:56 > 0:09:01more pheasants than you've had hot...dinners.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03The one to watch, in my humble opinion.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05For what that's worth.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Since when have your opinions ever been humble?

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Still bearing a grudge?

0:09:10 > 0:09:15Grudges are for losers. Personally, my money's on Winifred.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18He is running away with the competition.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22The eyes of the nation are upon me. Get on with it!

0:09:22 > 0:09:24I can't! He's looking at me.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26It is not a he. It is a hen!

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Even worse, I'm betraying my sex.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Fine! Stand aside.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40That's healing really nicely. Are you still taking the antibiotics?

0:09:40 > 0:09:45Faithfully. I've no intention of being housebound

0:09:45 > 0:09:47for any longer than is absolutely necessary.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50That's a nasty scar.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Ah. My battle scar. I was attacked by a crocodile.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Get out of here!- Scout's honour.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57We were living in Kenya at the time...

0:09:57 > 0:10:00- MOBILE PHONE BEEPS - Oh, sorry.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06- Not important. - Well, in that case,

0:10:06 > 0:10:10have you time for a cup of tea and a slice of cake? It seems a shame to waste it.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Um...

0:10:14 > 0:10:16I think you have somewhere you need to be.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19I'd love to stay.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22On condition you tell me about the crocodile.

0:10:27 > 0:10:32'Elaine was forced to sit out the first round, leaving Winifred to complete the task on her own.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35'Unfortunately, Winifred has failed to remove the lungs

0:10:35 > 0:10:37'from the cavity of the bird.'

0:10:37 > 0:10:41A triumph of gusto over gastronomy, I'm afraid.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44But an easy mistake to make for an amateur cook.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Although something tells me that Rob's done this before.

0:10:47 > 0:10:48Yeah, quite a few times.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51- A very professional job.- Thank you.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54How you cook it will be the real test.

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Contestants, you have 10 minutes

0:10:55 > 0:10:58to get your ingredients and start cooking.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00DRAMATIC TV MUSIC

0:11:10 > 0:11:15The story got embellished over the years, mainly by Ed.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20His version involved him diving into the river

0:11:20 > 0:11:23and fighting off the crocodile with his bare hands.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25That's so romantic!

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Yes. The way I remember it is,

0:11:27 > 0:11:31he picked up a bottle of beer from the picnic basket

0:11:31 > 0:11:34and lobbed it at the croc's head.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38- Africa sounds a lot more exciting than Letherbridge.- Ah...

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Ed worked for Reuters and I was a photographer.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43He died last year.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Dozed off during the second test at Headingley

0:11:48 > 0:11:51and never woke up. Hmm...

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Well, I can think of worse ways to go.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Are your children nearby?

0:12:00 > 0:12:03No. Followed in their father's footsteps.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07Andrew works for the World Service in the Middle East

0:12:07 > 0:12:10and Mark is a diplomatic correspondent in Washington.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13You must be ever so proud!

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Do you not get to see them much?

0:12:15 > 0:12:17I'm a dab hand at Skype.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20And I have a lifetime of memories to keep me company.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23I can show you some if you have time?

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Erm...

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Get more potatoes.

0:12:27 > 0:12:31Do you think I am cooking for the people of Lilliput?

0:12:31 > 0:12:33What's up?

0:12:33 > 0:12:37- I don't know what to do with a pheasant.- What did you do with all those ones you caught?

0:12:37 > 0:12:41- I gave them to Auntie Ag.- And?

0:12:41 > 0:12:45I suppose she just put them in a pot with all the vegetables in the garden.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48- Well, then.- We can't do that.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53Right. OK, get some onions, carrot, swede,

0:12:53 > 0:12:54potatoes and some celery.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58- And we'll need to find a fancy name to call it.- Yes, Chef!

0:13:01 > 0:13:05Hi, Sally. Yes, hello. It's Daniel Granger.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Good, thanks. Have you...

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Yeah. She's well.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Yes, he's getting bigger by the minute.

0:13:14 > 0:13:15DOORBELL

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Sally, that's the door, I've got to go. Bye.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31'Rob has been a policeman for 30 years

0:13:31 > 0:13:33'and is a sergeant with the Letherbridge Constabulary.'

0:13:33 > 0:13:37Today I'm preparing...

0:13:37 > 0:13:41- (Fricassee).- A fricassee of pheasant with a pheasant liver mousseline,

0:13:41 > 0:13:45er... that is with fondant potatoes,

0:13:45 > 0:13:47cream of swede

0:13:47 > 0:13:52and carrot mash with a port and cranberry jus.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54It's a big ask.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57My question is, has he given himself too much to do?

0:13:57 > 0:14:01But if he pulls it off, it will be a triumph.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04My tastebuds are already quivering with anticipation.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06'Winifred is a...receptionist.'

0:14:06 > 0:14:11My dish is inspired by a traditional Botswanan recipe.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Chicken in a hole.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16My hooks are on tenters. Tell me more.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20Excuse me for one second.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22No thicker than two centimetres!

0:14:24 > 0:14:28I will be cooking a spiced pheasant breast

0:14:28 > 0:14:30on a bed of sweet potato fritter,

0:14:30 > 0:14:33with curried okra - or ladies' fingers -

0:14:33 > 0:14:37plantain game chips

0:14:37 > 0:14:41and a delicate green tomato and chilli yoghurt.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Fantastic.

0:14:48 > 0:14:52I'm very excited about Winifred's instinctive understanding of fusion.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56Her dish sounds like African skies on a plate.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58She shows natural ability,

0:14:58 > 0:15:01but I have qualms about her flavour combinations.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05One too many spices on the tongue?

0:15:05 > 0:15:08This is the children's first bonfire night in England.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12Mark's in floods of tears because he burnt his hand on a sparkler.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14He'd never seen one before.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Look at you there.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Oh, yes. My 50th birthday.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22So many people.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24And so many of them gone.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Still, we had fun that night.

0:15:28 > 0:15:29MOBILE PHONE BEEPS

0:15:29 > 0:15:32I'm so sorry.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36It's my daughter. Two ticks.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42I've a feeling there's somewhere you need to be.

0:15:42 > 0:15:43Not really. It's...

0:15:43 > 0:15:47My husband is in the final of the Supachef competition.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50How thrilling! I saw it this morning on the news.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53- It was me who entered it and they picked him.- Ouch!

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Tell me about it.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59He's going to be unbearable if he wins.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02And do you know what's worse? I don't think I want him to win.

0:16:02 > 0:16:06- What sort of person does that make me?- It makes you a refreshingly honest one.

0:16:08 > 0:16:13Anyway, so he's lording it up at the final and I'm...

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Keeping an old biddy company on her birthday.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20Well, I think that's a no-brainer.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24They're not going to miss me.

0:16:24 > 0:16:28What if they're hurt? They could both be lying in a hospital somewhere.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31- You'd know about it.- How? She could be unconscious.- Driving license,

0:16:31 > 0:16:33ID, mobile. Trust me, you'd have heard.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37She could've taken him abroad. What if she's emigrated? There's nothing I can do about it.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40- That's not going to happen.- We see them every day, though, don't we?

0:16:40 > 0:16:43The sad dads begging for tranquilisers, sleeping tablets, anything to dull the...

0:16:43 > 0:16:46It's not going to happen to you. Trust me.

0:16:48 > 0:16:52'Time is ticking away and now the heat is really on the contestants.'

0:16:52 > 0:16:5550 minutes left!

0:16:57 > 0:17:00You have curdled it! Throw it away.

0:17:00 > 0:17:01Throw it away and start again!

0:17:01 > 0:17:05- Yeah, I'm over the moon about my dad making it to the final. - And your brother?

0:17:05 > 0:17:06And my brother.

0:17:09 > 0:17:1150 minutes, guys.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Proud of you, son.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Argh!

0:17:18 > 0:17:22- Oh, will you stop with the pacing? - I'm sorry if it's annoying you.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Right. Come on, I'm taking you out to lunch.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Can we concentrate on what's important here, please?

0:17:26 > 0:17:30When was the last time you ate a meal properly? You look awful. Grab your stuff.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34- I'm going to Jed's. He knows where they are.- You going to beat it out of him?- No, I'll explain.

0:17:34 > 0:17:38- Father to father.- I'm not saying it's a bad idea, but shouldn't you wait till you calm down a bit?

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Lock up on your way out.

0:17:42 > 0:17:47- All set?- Absolutely. Ooh!

0:17:51 > 0:17:53OK!

0:17:53 > 0:17:56'Jack has cut his finger with a chopping knife.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59'If it's serious, he may be unable to continue.'

0:17:59 > 0:18:02It's quite deep. He may need stitches.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Which means he's out of the competition.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08- You're joking, aren't you? - He's right.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12I'm afraid the rules don't allow for replacements at this late stage.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15I'm afraid I'll also have to withdraw to take Jack to the hospital.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17What!? For a couple of stitches?

0:18:17 > 0:18:19That was the best case scenario.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21There could be tendon injury, nerve damage,

0:18:21 > 0:18:26complications from blood loss, not to mention amputation.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Excuse me! Really?

0:18:28 > 0:18:32It's my duty as a physician to make sure it doesn't.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36To use treatments for the benefits of the ill in accordance to my judgements and my ability.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Hippocratic oath.

0:18:43 > 0:18:48Fortunately, as it turned out, he only needed a couple of steri-strips.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Although we couldn't have known that at the time.

0:19:15 > 0:19:19'With only 30 minutes to go,

0:19:19 > 0:19:22'it is neck and neck between Rob and Winifred.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26'And now the heat is really on the contestants.'

0:19:42 > 0:19:44Where's your mother?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Sorry. No entry. We're filming.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58No, I'm the finalist's wife. And this is his... mum.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Five minutes left!

0:20:04 > 0:20:06I suggest you start plating up.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09- Finally!- How's he doing?

0:20:11 > 0:20:15'With only four minutes to go, Rob has dropped his plate.'

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Rob! Shift yourself.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19You've still got four minutes left!

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Three minutes left!

0:20:22 > 0:20:24It's three minutes. Come on, Rob.

0:20:24 > 0:20:29Remember the Black Forest whatsisface. Less is more!

0:20:39 > 0:20:41'First up, it's Winifred.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44'In the heat, she impressed the judges with her puddings.'

0:20:44 > 0:20:48I love the crisp crunch of the skin.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51I love the spiciness of the curry.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53I love that tang of lime

0:20:53 > 0:20:57cutting through the meaty richness of the pheasant.

0:20:57 > 0:20:58I love you, Winifred!

0:20:58 > 0:21:01The flavour combination is exciting,

0:21:01 > 0:21:04but this okra's stringier than a Scotsman's vest.

0:21:04 > 0:21:11'Next up is Rob, who has improvised with a tower of pheasant wing,

0:21:11 > 0:21:15'served with a port and cranberry jus. Mmm!'

0:21:15 > 0:21:18A work of art. A gastronomic Guernica.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Do we need a microscope as well as a knife and fork?

0:21:25 > 0:21:30The size is in inverse proportion to the depth of flavour.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33It's like a paradox in the mouth.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35It's very accomplished cooking.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38But I wonder if the onion isn't a tad overpowering?

0:21:42 > 0:21:44I thought you might turn up.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47- I'm asking nicely, Jed. Where are they?- They're safe and well.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50Safe? What exactly has Zara said?

0:21:50 > 0:21:54Joe's my grandson. I have to put his welfare first.

0:21:54 > 0:21:58It was nothing! OK? Every parent reaches breaking point.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Zara's blown it out of all proportion.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02You sleeping with your best friend's wife -

0:22:02 > 0:22:05did she blow that out of all proportion?

0:22:08 > 0:22:12Winifred's got skill. There's no doubting it.

0:22:12 > 0:22:18- But Rob's raw talent is on another level altogether. - Nouvelle cuisine - it's old hat.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21He has dragged nouvelle cuisine and his missus

0:22:21 > 0:22:24kicking and screaming into the 21st century.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26But you already know that.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29This isn't about the best man winning.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31It's about my review.

0:22:31 > 0:22:35Your review got my restaurant closed down.

0:22:35 > 0:22:39Your lousy sous chef got your restaurant closed down.

0:22:40 > 0:22:41I did you a favour.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45If it wasn't for me, you would never have got shot of him

0:22:45 > 0:22:49- and now be sitting on a raft of awards.- Your opinion. Again!

0:22:49 > 0:22:53My opinion is what I'm paid for.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56I may be a harsh critic, but I'm honest and fair

0:22:56 > 0:23:01and I never let personal prejudice get the better of my objectivity.

0:23:01 > 0:23:05I wonder if you can say the same.

0:23:06 > 0:23:11It has been a tough decision. Two extremely talented cooks.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Two outstanding dishes.

0:23:13 > 0:23:18But only one of you can be crowned Supachef 2012,

0:23:18 > 0:23:20and that chef is...

0:23:20 > 0:23:23DRUMROLL

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Rob!

0:23:29 > 0:23:32SHE WHISTLES

0:23:39 > 0:23:43If you un-bar me, I might even give you a good review.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45I'll think about it.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Thank you.

0:23:48 > 0:23:52I... I don't quite know how I've won this.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57This competition has been a rollercoaster ride...

0:23:59 > 0:24:05..but I'd like to dedicate this prize to the real chef in my family.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09This is for my wife, Karen,

0:24:09 > 0:24:16who maybe will let me do a little bit more around the kitchen in future.

0:24:26 > 0:24:31Yes... Sergeant Hollins was... well, a worthy opponent.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33And as the judges confirmed -

0:24:33 > 0:24:36I lost by the teeniest, tiniest of margins.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39The teeniest, tiniest of margins.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Will you excuse me?

0:24:42 > 0:24:43Rob!

0:24:43 > 0:24:47So, is this the hardest thing you've ever done?

0:24:47 > 0:24:51No, I was once involved in a really tricky hostage situation...

0:24:51 > 0:24:55- Can we start again? ..No, this is the hardest thing you've ever done! - Is it?

0:24:55 > 0:24:56- Oh, right. Now?- Yeah.

0:24:56 > 0:25:01Yeah, winning this competition is by far and away the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03(Great.)

0:25:03 > 0:25:04OK.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Hmm.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08HE CHUCKLES

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Oh!

0:25:11 > 0:25:14So, do you think you were an influence over Rob's cooking?

0:25:14 > 0:25:16I don't think so, darling.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19- But thank you for a wonderful afternoon.- Oh, good.- Excuse me.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23- One for the collection, I think.- OK. Come on!

0:25:25 > 0:25:27# You're simply the best

0:25:29 > 0:25:32# Better than all the rest... #

0:25:36 > 0:25:39KNOCKS ON DOOR Jed!

0:25:39 > 0:25:40I know you're there!

0:25:45 > 0:25:48For the last time, Daniel, I'm not telling you where they are.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50They're here, aren't they?

0:25:50 > 0:25:52See for yourself.

0:26:01 > 0:26:02I knew it.

0:26:05 > 0:26:09- It's Joe's!- Of course they've been here, but they're not here now.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12You have no right to keep them from me. Joe is my son.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14And Zara's my daughter.

0:26:14 > 0:26:19- Just the fact you're here proves how little you know about parenthood.- You don't know me.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21I know you're a gambler, a thief and a womaniser,

0:26:21 > 0:26:24and I hoped for my daughter's sake you'd changed.

0:26:24 > 0:26:29I have. You know, not all of this is down to me.

0:26:29 > 0:26:34I spent ten years in prison listening to men like you making excuses, bleating the same tune.

0:26:34 > 0:26:38It was never their fault, either. I think some self-reflection's in order, Daniel.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41Your actions got you into this

0:26:41 > 0:26:45and unless you start taking responsibility for them, you may never see Joe again.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48And now I'd like you to leave.

0:27:06 > 0:27:10Garry's little soldiers might be Olympic swimmers!

0:27:11 > 0:27:13It's Che-ryl, actually.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Oh sorry, with an S?

0:27:15 > 0:27:16No, with a C.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19There's me, banging on about the wedding,

0:27:19 > 0:27:22and he's just sat there, knowing full well what he's done!

0:27:22 > 0:27:24- Well, what would you do? You're so good at this.- At what?

0:27:24 > 0:27:26This. At counselling!

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Your mess, your responsibility.

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