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0:00:25 > 0:00:27LOUD DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:00:27 > 0:00:29< Terry!

0:00:34 > 0:00:37SHE TURNS THE VOLUME DOWN

0:00:40 > 0:00:42What are you doing in here?!

0:00:42 > 0:00:45You're not seriously thinking of going to THAT seedy place?

0:00:45 > 0:00:46That's none of your business.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00RINGING TONE

0:01:00 > 0:01:02'Morning.'

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Hi, Karen, is this a bad time?

0:01:04 > 0:01:06No! Not at all.

0:01:06 > 0:01:11I know this is a long shot, but are you and Imogen free for lunch?

0:01:11 > 0:01:14I've got the day off so I thought of doing a Bolognese.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18Oh! I've just said I'd work through lunch.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Oh, that's a shame.

0:01:21 > 0:01:22SHE SIGHS

0:01:23 > 0:01:28It's just that Terry's applying to one of those arty courses

0:01:28 > 0:01:32and he could really do with Imogen's help.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33He could give her a ring later.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36I just thought it would be nice to get us all together,

0:01:36 > 0:01:39'especially as Imogen's leaving so soon.'

0:01:39 > 0:01:42We haven't seen you in ages.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45It has been a while.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47I know how much Terry misses you both.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49How's he doing?

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Oh, you know, same old, same old.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56I'll tell you what, let me see what Imogen's doing

0:01:56 > 0:01:58and I'll give you a bell.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02Thanks, Karen. Terry will be so grateful!

0:02:02 > 0:02:04OK. Bye.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Immie!

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Oh, come on. It won't be that bad.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42I'm really not in the mood for awkward small-talk today.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45You won't have to, Terry's applying for some art course,

0:02:45 > 0:02:46so you'll have loads to talk about.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48I said I'd help Jack.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51I'm going to help him write some wedding invitations.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Wedding invitations?

0:02:52 > 0:02:54For the concierge service.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57But don't you want to spend time with me?

0:02:57 > 0:02:59We won't be able to have lunch together when you've gone.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02I'm moving to London, I'm not dying.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05No, but I am going to be lonely without you.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07SHE GROANS

0:03:07 > 0:03:11Fine, but it's the last time you use this card, Mother!

0:03:15 > 0:03:17I have a terrible headache.

0:03:17 > 0:03:18Late night?

0:03:18 > 0:03:22Mrs Jackson and her wailing daughter Maud.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Maud?

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Yes, a newborn.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Since when did granny names become so fashionable?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29That poor girl's going to have to live with Maud

0:03:29 > 0:03:31for the rest of her life.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34- I think it's quite original. - Well, that's one word for it.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36So I take it you and Jimmi aren't jumping on

0:03:36 > 0:03:38the geriatric-name bandwagon?

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Me and Jimmi?

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Morning.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44I know you, Nurse Clay, you have a list of baby names up your sleeve.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48Mandy, could you see if Maud Jackson's test results have arrived.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51I should probably check she isn't dying before I send her home.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Sure.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04I thought you were working today?

0:04:04 > 0:04:07No, the new rota starts tomorrow.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12You making Bolognese?

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Yep.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Who's coming over?

0:04:15 > 0:04:18No-one. I just thought I'd make us a proper lunch for a change.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- It better not be Dirty Dennis. - I asked you not to call him that.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23- Everyone calls him that.- Do you think he wants to come here again

0:04:23 > 0:04:26after you were so rude to him last time?

0:04:26 > 0:04:28So this is just for me and you?

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Of course.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38It's a bit out of the blue, isn't it?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41No, it was always part of the plan.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Was it?- Yeah, I've always wanted to have kids.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Cherry, do you not think it's a bit soon after what happened?

0:04:48 > 0:04:50That was a mistake.

0:04:50 > 0:04:55Yeah, but maybe you should let the dust settle?

0:04:55 > 0:04:58I slipped up once, why should that stop me having a baby?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00I just think you should wait until you're ready.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03I AM ready.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06OK. It's your decision.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Thanks for your approval.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13SHE SIGHS

0:05:15 > 0:05:17DOORBELL RINGS

0:05:19 > 0:05:23Oh! I'm so glad you could make it! Come in, come in.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Hi, Terry! Haven't seen you for ages.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32- I hope you're all hungry.- Yeah.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Hey.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Hey.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40- ..all over my shoes!- Gross.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42I had to turf him out, which was a shame

0:05:42 > 0:05:45as he wasn't bad looking for a dentist.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Poor guy, he was probably just nervous.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Nah, it would have been all that vodka we drank.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Work was hell on Saturday.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53I should have skived off like you.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56I did no such thing. I'm only part-time.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59I didn't know you were one of them. You still studying?

0:05:59 > 0:06:01I wish!

0:06:01 > 0:06:04It's just hard getting anyone to take me on full-time at the moment.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07I'd enjoy it if I were you.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09I'd do anything for a couple of days off.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16You should have seen the way your mum stood up to that bouncer,

0:06:16 > 0:06:19she had a right temper on her when she was young.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22I did not! I was all calm and ladylike.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34It's so nice you could join us. Terry hasn't seen you in so long.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39I hear you're applying to do an arts course.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41No, I'm doing Sound Design at Letherbridge Uni.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Oh.

0:06:43 > 0:06:48But he was thinking of maybe doing an evening course.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Like those ones where you draw naked people.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52You'd enjoy that, wouldn't you, Terry?

0:06:54 > 0:06:57I've been a model in a life-drawing class.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Terry, why don't you tell Imogen about your music?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08He's very talented.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11He spends hours in his room making pop music on his laptop.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14It's not pop music, it's dubstep.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16It's all the same to me.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17SHE CHUCKLES

0:07:22 > 0:07:23Excuse me for a sec.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35You're not a natural, are you?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37The plates are too big.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39It's easier if you hold them like that.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41That does make a lot more sense.

0:07:41 > 0:07:45Don't worry, I was just as rubbish as you when I first started.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47I can't believe it's only lunchtime.

0:07:47 > 0:07:52You part-timers are all the same, can't handle a full day's work.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59I wouldn't go in there for a few minutes.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02OK.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07- Maybe I could listen to your dubstep while I'm waiting?- Yeah.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Is everything OK?

0:08:15 > 0:08:16Of course.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20You sure? Terry seemed a bit surprised to see us.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Really? I can never tell what he's thinking.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25You worried about him?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27No more than usual.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30OK.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37It's a bit personal.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Go on.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42I caught him looking up a massage parlour.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45He's probably just curious.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48I always think about joining the gym but I never actually do it.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51I need to show him it will happen naturally.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54It should be with someone that makes him feel comfortable,

0:08:54 > 0:08:56someone he already knows.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57Someone like your Imogen.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Is that why you wanted me to bring her round?

0:09:02 > 0:09:05No! It's just...

0:09:05 > 0:09:11whenever you talk about her, she always seems so open-minded.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Open-minded? What exactly are you trying to say?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17DUBSTEP MUSIC PLAYS

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- What do you think?- I really like it.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24I was worried it was a bit too angry and slow.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26That is the best kind of music.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Some people only like music they can dance to.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31I'm not much of a dancer.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Me neither.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35THEY LAUGH

0:09:35 > 0:09:38I just thought they might...

0:09:38 > 0:09:41What? You thought they might what, exactly?

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Well...

0:09:44 > 0:09:46I think it's time to leave.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48What would you do if one of YOUR kids were in the same position?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Imogen!

0:09:55 > 0:09:59Oh. I better go. It was really nice seeing you again.

0:09:59 > 0:10:00You too.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01< Imogen!

0:10:17 > 0:10:20- What are you doing here! - Getting my lunch.

0:10:20 > 0:10:21Can't you go somewhere else?

0:10:21 > 0:10:25What's YOUR problem? I'm being supportive.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Fine. Just choose something quickly and leave.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30OK, OK. I'll have a tuna and sweetcorn baguette.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34I'll be two seconds. Don't do or say anything.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Hi, have we met before?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Nope.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45You sure? Have you ever been to The Mill Health Centre?

0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Never even heard of it. - Must be from somewhere else then.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50So you're a doctor, then?

0:10:50 > 0:10:54- Indeed I am.- I should have guessed.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Well, it was nice meeting you.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01What bit about "don't do or say anything" didn't you understand?

0:11:01 > 0:11:03- She is cute! - Just stick to the Icon in future.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06You're not going to be able to keep this a secret.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10Letherbridge is tiny. Sooner or later, someone will notice.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45So, what's wrong with Crystal?

0:11:45 > 0:11:46What ISN'T wrong with Crystal?

0:11:46 > 0:11:49OK, how about Emerald or Ruby?

0:11:49 > 0:11:53I think we should stay away from the gemstone theme.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Oh! Ow!

0:11:55 > 0:11:56You OK?

0:11:56 > 0:11:57Just spilt coffee everywhere.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00You should cut down, maybe actually give it up.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04- Give up coffee? - 'You know the drill.'

0:12:04 > 0:12:06We need to keep an eye on your cheese intake,

0:12:06 > 0:12:09and I would tell you to avoid pate but I know you don't like it.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12- Jimmi, I love pate!- No, you don't.

0:12:12 > 0:12:13Since Carrie's wedding.

0:12:13 > 0:12:17- Why are you arguing with me about pate?- We're not.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Maybe you're pregnant already.

0:12:21 > 0:12:22I need to get back to work.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Yeah, I should head to the station. Love you.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27- Love you too.- Bye.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Have you forgiven me?

0:12:39 > 0:12:42It'll take a lot more than a bit of software to bring me round.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Well, that's why I've got you a pint as well.

0:12:44 > 0:12:45Come on, drink up.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52You expecting someone?

0:12:53 > 0:12:56- Course not.- What are you up to?

0:12:56 > 0:13:00Nothing. I told you, I just want to apologise for earlier.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09Thought you said we were going to the best bar in Letherbridge.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11This IS the best bar in Letherbridge.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14There's two-for-one drinks before 7.00pm.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Why do you have to be so embarrassing?

0:13:21 > 0:13:23What was all that with Imogen Hollins?

0:13:23 > 0:13:26I felt like stabbing myself in the eye with my fork.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31I just want to try and help you meet someone nice.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34Is that what this is? You're trying to set me up with another girl?

0:13:34 > 0:13:37- I'd never do that. - I told you not to interfere!

0:13:37 > 0:13:39It's not a girl, I promise.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41- So you ARE waiting for someone? - No...

0:13:41 > 0:13:44I just meant, if I was expecting someone to turn up at any minute,

0:13:44 > 0:13:46it definitely wouldn't be a girl.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04What are you doing?!

0:14:05 > 0:14:07How can I help you?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09I phoned my order in. Howard Bellamy.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Never seen you in here before.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19My colleague recommended it.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21I hope we can live up to your expectations.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25I'll take one of these delicious-looking brownies.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33- SHE LAUGHS - Oh, I don't know about that.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37- Who ARE you? - Did your mum not explain?

0:14:37 > 0:14:39It must have slipped her mind.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41I'm a PUA.

0:14:41 > 0:14:42A what?

0:14:42 > 0:14:46Pick Up Artist. I can teach any guy how to have the confidence

0:14:46 > 0:14:47to approach an attractive woman,

0:14:47 > 0:14:51no matter how challenged he might be in that department.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Is this you not interfering?

0:14:53 > 0:14:55I'd better be off.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57You can't just dump him on me and then leave.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00When you're done, give me a ring, I'll come and get you.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02- I'm done NOW.- Have fun!

0:15:09 > 0:15:11See ya.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14So you don't want to learn how to get hot women?

0:15:14 > 0:15:17I find it hard to believe that you're some kind of expert.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Sounds like a challenge.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Pick any woman,

0:15:23 > 0:15:26I guarantee I can get her number in less than three minutes.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29If I fail, you can leave whenever you want.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Her.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Game on.

0:15:48 > 0:15:49He's gone.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53- What's going on?- Nothing.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Why were you hiding from that guy?

0:15:56 > 0:15:59I wasn't hiding, I just dropped my pen.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02This a sexy love-triangle situation, isn't it?

0:16:02 > 0:16:06- It really isn't.- That guy was blatantly your boyfriend.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Hope he's got some money cos he's proper old.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09He's not my boyfriend!

0:16:09 > 0:16:12You're having a shameful affair with that cocky doctor

0:16:12 > 0:16:16who came in earlier. Look at your face. I'm right, aren't I?

0:16:16 > 0:16:18You can believe what you want.

0:16:18 > 0:16:22If I were you, I'd dump the doctor - they're all ego and no heart.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37How did you do that?

0:16:37 > 0:16:39I've perfected the art of Negging.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Negging?

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Let me demonstrate. I love your shoes.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Oh, cheers. - My gran has the same ones.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Your gran has really cool trainers?

0:16:48 > 0:16:51You're so beautiful, you really don't need to frown so much.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Don't they end up punching you?

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Hot women can't get enough of it.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59They may look like exotic animals

0:16:59 > 0:17:02but the only way to keep them interested

0:17:02 > 0:17:04is to treat them like they're nothing special at all.

0:17:04 > 0:17:08Like a guinea pig, or one of those boring brown female peacocks.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Remind me why we have to do it here?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20There's two-for-one drinks before 7.00pm.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22We'll get them done so much quicker.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Do you know them?- Yeah, kind of.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Quick, go and try out some lines on her before her boyfriend gets back.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30That's her brother.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Even better. Less likely to start a ruckus.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36I don't know, I'm already feeling a little bit drunk.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38That'll help with the nerves. Get in there.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Hey. I didn't think this was your kind of place.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52It's not, but apparently there's two-for-one drinks.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Yeah, that's what I got told.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Although I don't think any amount of free drink

0:17:56 > 0:17:58is worth enduring THIS music.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01- Not angry enough for you? - Not even close.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10I like your hair.

0:18:10 > 0:18:11Thanks.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15It's the same colour as my gran's.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19You saying I've got granny hair?

0:18:19 > 0:18:23You shouldn't frown so much, it makes you look ugly.

0:18:23 > 0:18:24OK.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27All right, Terry, I haven't seen you in ages.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Well, it was nice seeing you!

0:18:40 > 0:18:44What happened there? Did the brother give you agro?

0:18:44 > 0:18:45Yeah, something like that.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49Never mind. There's plenty more where she came from.

0:18:49 > 0:18:50Now, get that down you.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Are you all right?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03SHE STRUGGLES TO BREATHE

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Grace, you're having an allergic reaction.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Has this ever happened before?

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Can you call an ambulance?

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Let's sit you down.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Don't worry, I'm a doctor.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17I just need to get something from my car. OK?

0:19:17 > 0:19:19I'll be right back.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44Cheers.

0:19:50 > 0:19:54Grace, I'm going to give you a shot of adrenaline.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08SHE WHEEZES

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Terry!

0:20:14 > 0:20:17I thought she'd gone home!

0:20:18 > 0:20:20She's not right for you.

0:20:20 > 0:20:24So what? I'm never going to see her again.

0:20:24 > 0:20:25- Wait up!- Leave it!

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Why do you have to ruin everything?!

0:20:29 > 0:20:30There'll be other girls.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33I'm in a wheelchair and my name's Terry.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35That was your dad's idea, not mine.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Why don't we just go home and have a nice cup of tea?

0:20:38 > 0:20:40I don't want a cup of tea. I want to get laid!

0:20:40 > 0:20:43That's never going to happen while I'm stuck with you.

0:20:45 > 0:20:49I'm going to go to the massage parlour and get it out the way.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Well, you can make your own way there.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55See you later, Terry.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58See ya! Bye, Imogen.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Where have you been?

0:21:11 > 0:21:16To the tackiest bar in Letherbridge. I saw Terry and Bethan.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Did you?

0:21:18 > 0:21:22Yeah, something weird was going on. Terry was really quite offensive.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24I can't believe she would go behind my back.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26What do you mean?

0:21:26 > 0:21:32Getting you to meet in some tacky bar, like you're a...hooker.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35- Excuse me? - Exactly! I think Bethan's lost it.

0:21:51 > 0:21:55- Cherry?- I'm just going to have a quick shower.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58- There's a surprise for you on the bed.- Is there?

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Beetroot?

0:22:25 > 0:22:28He said that's the only thing he's added to the recipe since last week.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Why would you ruin a perfectly good brownie?

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Apparently, they do it in the posh delis.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35That figures.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37The ambulance should be here soon.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40If you're a doctor, why the hell are you working here?

0:22:40 > 0:22:42The Mill can only take me on part-time,

0:22:42 > 0:22:45this was the only other job I could get.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46So why lie about it?

0:22:46 > 0:22:49I just wanted to keep them separate.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51So we wouldn't be intimidated by your higher status?

0:22:51 > 0:22:53That's not what I meant.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56I couldn't care less if you're doctor.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59Good.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13- You've got a cheek! - What are YOU doing here?

0:23:13 > 0:23:17- Don't play the innocent with me. - I can't deal with this now, Karen.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20- You started it. - Terry's gone to the massage parlour.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22What's that got to do with me?

0:23:22 > 0:23:25We had an argument. I just left him there, outside the bar.

0:23:25 > 0:23:26On his own, Karen.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28All right, calm down.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31His phone's turned off. What if something's happened?

0:23:31 > 0:23:33He's an adult, he'll take care of himself.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36He might not have enough money for a cab.

0:23:36 > 0:23:37It's so dodgy round there.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40What if someone nicks his wheelchair and leaves him by the road?!

0:23:40 > 0:23:43- Really?- People are cruel, Karen.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45But if anyone lays a hair on his head...

0:23:45 > 0:23:49He's not going to want you running up to him in hysterics,

0:23:49 > 0:23:51after he's just lost his virginity - he'll be scarred for life.

0:23:51 > 0:23:55I don't care. I'd rather know he's OK.

0:23:55 > 0:23:56Isn't that a bit selfish?

0:23:58 > 0:24:01Get in, put the kettle on.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Put it down.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25DOOR OPENS

0:24:28 > 0:24:32There you are! I left you a couple of messages.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34My phone ran out of battery, sorry.

0:24:34 > 0:24:38I'd better be off.

0:24:38 > 0:24:39Thanks for everything, Karen.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Anytime. Terry.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45- I'm starving.- Help yourself.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55- You've worked up an appetite. - HE TUTS

0:24:55 > 0:24:58How was...your evening?

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Mum, I didn't actually go into that place.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05You didn't?

0:25:05 > 0:25:08I thought I'd give that internet dating site a go instead.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Might be a little bit less terrifying.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13That sounds like a great idea.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19I don't suppose you want a cup of tea?

0:25:19 > 0:25:21I'll make it.

0:25:51 > 0:25:52< Dinner's ready!

0:25:59 > 0:26:00Coming!

0:26:14 > 0:26:16Amy?

0:26:16 > 0:26:17Who are you?

0:26:17 > 0:26:19It's me. Your sister.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22- Don't do the look.- What look? - The smug look.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24- I'm not! - A girl's got to make a living.- Ooh!

0:26:24 > 0:26:25Out!

0:26:25 > 0:26:28HE LAUGHS

0:26:29 > 0:26:32Looks like somebody's come to the wrong meeting.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35- Why don't you trust her? - She died ten years ago.

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