0:00:25 > 0:00:27Please don't take me seriously. They think I'm mad.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Even in prison he still gets to me.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35What did you do to her?
0:00:35 > 0:00:36What did you do to my wife?
0:00:38 > 0:00:39You have to stop this!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41I can't do that, Elaine.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44SHE SHRIEKS
0:00:51 > 0:00:53CAMERA CLICKS
0:01:09 > 0:01:11If you whistle before he shouts, it'll stop.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13KETTLE HISSES
0:01:13 > 0:01:15If you whistle before he shouts, it'll stop.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Boil.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Boil.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Oi! Annie! I'm gasping!
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Any danger of that tea?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30KETTLE HISSES SHE PANTS
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Morning.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44What? Alex!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49I don't want to disturb...
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Are you OK?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Err... Yes, yes, I'm fine.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Fundamentally, what I'm saying is that there
0:02:00 > 0:02:02has to be a belief in the skill and industry.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- The dignity of labour? - Another sausage Kingsley?
0:02:06 > 0:02:09The Arts and Crafts Movement was born in the Midlands.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- You'd never know. Mum, can I have another sausage?- All gone.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Birmingham School of Art,
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Wightwick Manor, Manders, Morris -
0:02:17 > 0:02:19it's all here.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21This place was very inspirational in its time.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23See, it's all about people.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26What people make, what people do, what people become.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29So what's the difference between art and crafts?
0:02:29 > 0:02:33There's no reason why an artist shouldn't put a high price on his work.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Oh, like that Hirst bloke with the dead things?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Ouch! I mean the people have got more money than sense!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Undoubtedly some of my clients will have a lot of money
0:02:42 > 0:02:45but my work will be available to all.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48I'll take a leaf out of the Arts and Crafts movement.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50The stuff that you put in that fridge at your exhibition.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- What was all that about? - Sorry, Rob, am I in your seat?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Are you saying that that's part of the Arts and Crafts movement?
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Well yes, rejecting the mass produced in favour of
0:02:59 > 0:03:02supporting the creative independence of skilled workers.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04You lot! You take a working week to make an egg cup?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Rob!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Your customers will have to be extremely rich
0:03:08 > 0:03:12- and extremely stupid. - Dad!
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- Oh, come on, it's all a load of BS.- BS?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Bespoke greetings by Barry Biglow -
0:03:21 > 0:03:23handmade cards beyond the pocket of the working man.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Can I come in or what?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- No cake? - YOU made me promise not to.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32I know...I just told myself...
0:03:32 > 0:03:33You should've told ME!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36If you bought cake, it could've made a difference.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38I can get cake.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Don't bother - it'll be another foul birthday.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43What's new? Come in.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51I made this for you.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Handcrafted that is.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57It's lovely.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- You got the kettle on? Damien up? - Tea or coffee?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Tea - but can I just run to your...? I'm bursting.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Every time, Barry, every time.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Not for a sit down.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Good because Damien's still got to buy that wing nut.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11I told you I could fix the toilet seat.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Just don't leave it up.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Why are you following me? - No, I'm not, I just happened...
0:04:19 > 0:04:20I wanted to say sorry.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- So you are following me then? - Only to apologise for yesterday.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25I shouldn't have answered the phone, I was out of line.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Yes, you were.- Sorry.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30I knew Harrison wouldn't speak to me.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33It was still worth a shot.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Would it have helped?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38It might've stopped me feeling so...
0:04:40 > 0:04:41..lost.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- Lost?- I used to be decisive.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46I'm not this man, I'm not like this.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49All I can think about is the need to know what...
0:04:53 > 0:04:55You understand?
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Look, my car's...
0:05:02 > 0:05:04I wish there was something I could tell you, Alex.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06But there's nothing.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07My wife's gone.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Disappeared.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Harrison Keller knows where she is, I know he does.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16He's never going to talk to me.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18I was her husband.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Look, maybe there is someone I could ask for you.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Maybe.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34CONVERSATION OUT OF EARSHOT
0:05:48 > 0:05:51You know all this muck just messes with her head.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Personal use, bro, personal use.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00She making more tea?
0:06:02 > 0:06:05It amazes me that a woman like Elaine is such a..
0:06:05 > 0:06:06Disaster magnet?
0:06:08 > 0:06:09I've got a cousin who would pick out
0:06:09 > 0:06:11the one pervert in a hall full of saints.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14It happens, some women are just like that.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16She deserves better - she really does.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Good morning! I am late.
0:06:18 > 0:06:23I apologise but I had to get my secateurs out on Parnell Road.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25You carry secateurs?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Of course you do.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31I only ever snippety snip
0:06:31 > 0:06:34outside empty houses or on wasteland.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Or where overhanging greenery becomes dangerous to pedestrians.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Let me get you the vase.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Thank you.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Not even a bunch of flowers?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Would that've killed ya?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47You know how bad her birthdays are.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Half the time it's your sodding fault.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50How'd you work that out?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Last year you bogged off to Wakefield with the only front door key
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- and that slag from Northfield. - I left the back window open.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Mrs Johnson, third year biology... - Here we go.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02You let the lab door swing in her face. You knocked Annie's tooth out.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- It was an accident. - Listen, Damien...
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Wouldn't it be nice if Annie had a happy birthday?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Just for once? Wouldn't that do her the world of good?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13There's nothing wrong with her. She's fine.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Is she Damien, is she?
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Look Barry, we all know this is about you getting in her knickers.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24You've wanted to since 3F.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26It ain't going to happen.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Annie's a nutter, right? We all know that.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Shut up.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32A nutter.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36She's weird, she's freaky, she's mad.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- She's not mad.- Yeah, not mad enough to do you any road.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- You always were an oaf. - Whatever.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45And now you're a saddo, dope-head oaf who's no good to no-one.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Stop in your stinking pit.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Best place for ya.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Oh, you've got a bit of colour in your cheeks.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58I went for a run earlier.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59It's done you good.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Because you were looking a bit pale, bit washed out lately.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Thanks for that(!)
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Oh, no! What I meant by it was...
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Washed out in a good way?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- I was trying to say that you look really well.- Thanks.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14And I was thinking, maybe we could go for lunch?
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- My shout?- I'd love to but I've got a thing this afternoon.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Oh, OK. - But I'd love to another time?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23You're on my radar!
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Mr Whittaker.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Mrs Hepburn.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Maybe people have sent virtual cards? Online.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35I don't look at the internet.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Maybe they have though.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Who's "they" Barry?
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Might've.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45I haven't seen a pair of magpies for weeks.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Just the one for sorrow.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49We saw one magpie on my birthday.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52We had a nice day, didn't we? Remember?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Remember that free bit of chicken at Nandos?
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Last magpie I saw?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00It were pecking at a dead pigeon.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Remember that time at New Street?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04That taxi backed over that pigeon?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Who would've thought it'd make a noise like that, eh?
0:09:07 > 0:09:08FART NOISE
0:09:10 > 0:09:11NOT THAT ONE!
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Don't use that spoon with that mug!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Sorry Anno, which one?
0:09:14 > 0:09:15It has to be the Jesus one.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21It's not really Jesus, it's called an apostle spoon.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23You have to use it in that mug.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Fancy getting the abdabs over a teaspoon.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41You should've brought a cake.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44You've got to stop smoking that stuff.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47That skunk's making you give into the weirdies.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49I'm not smoking.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Then why are you getting more messed up?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55You should've brought cake.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Right then, missus, you're on - garden centre.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05- I'm doing this now. - What?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Kingsley is about to start work on his new project.
0:10:08 > 0:10:13Which is inspired by family life - OUR family life.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16The working title is "Reflections".
0:10:16 > 0:10:17So I thought...windows.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21You'd rather do the windows than go to the garden centre?
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Kingsley is considering the merits of a photomontage.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Photo... Oh, don't make him sound even worse than he already is.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Oh, Dad! - He's just a pornographer.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35You are never going to understand us creatives, are you?
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Whoa!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Rugby in your youth, Sergeant H?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41A monster in the scrum I bet.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42I'm off for compost.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Sorry about my dad.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50No, don't be. He's...
0:10:52 > 0:10:53..he's earthy
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Are you sure you do not want a cup of tea?
0:10:58 > 0:10:59I thought,
0:10:59 > 0:11:02"Who would I usually go and talk to about something like this?"
0:11:04 > 0:11:05And you thought of me?
0:11:05 > 0:11:09No, I thought of Julia but, well, she's gone now.
0:11:09 > 0:11:15So then I thought, "I know, who's stepped into Julia Parsons' shoes."
0:11:15 > 0:11:17- Not me.- Yes, you.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22I can talk to you, can't I, Mrs Tembe?
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Ask you questions about stuff?
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Yes, of course.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Tell me what is really happening with your friend.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34You'd like Annie.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35She knits handbags.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37But she talks to ivy.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Who is Ivy?
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Ivy what grows up the back of their house.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Thing is, she's never been "normal".
0:11:45 > 0:11:49She links things, says they're "foretelling".
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Particularly about her birthday.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53You should see her collection of money.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54She saves?
0:11:54 > 0:11:55She picks it up off the street.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Thinks it's lucky.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00You are worried about her?
0:12:02 > 0:12:03It's her birthday.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07She's worse than ever.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Cheese and pickle?
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Bung it here then.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20I could come back to bed if you like.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23You're all right.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Birthday cuddlings would be nice.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Maybe later.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35You making more tea?
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Perhaps she should go and see Doctor Carter?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Don't even go there!
0:12:47 > 0:12:49She wouldn't come.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52These eccentricities, are they not little alarm bells?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Your flowers are brill.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Alarm bells should not be ignored.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00You been snipping down Reservoir Road?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02She wouldn't come.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04She likes doctors even less than she likes fuss.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07What fuss?
0:13:07 > 0:13:08A little birthday party?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13You go and buy a cake and a present,
0:13:13 > 0:13:15bring Annie here.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18And if she happens to brush past a doctor, then...
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Almost by accident.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26A helium balloon, a packet of savoury nibbles...
0:13:26 > 0:13:28And Bob's your uncle, we've got a plan!
0:13:28 > 0:13:30She might like that sort of a fuss.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Perhaps you can ask her boyfriend to come?
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Him?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Forget him.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Even if she does not want to see Doctor Carter,
0:13:39 > 0:13:42at least Annie will see that she deserves a nice birthday.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44You can give her that.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49PHONE RINGS
0:13:51 > 0:13:55- Hello? - Hi Rob, It's Elaine Cassidy.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56Oh, hi, you all right?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Sorry, I haven't disturbed you at work, have I?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00No, no, I've got a day off.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01Or what Karen calls a day off.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Mind you, not long before I'll be knee deep in herbaceous borders.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07- What can I do for you? - The thing is...
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- It's about Harrison... - Oh, really?
0:14:09 > 0:14:12I'm fed up with having to deal with Harrison at the moment.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16Right. The thing is, there's a man - Alex Redmond.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18His wife had an affair with Harrison.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20She's disappeared, the police aren't interested.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21I'm sure they're looking into it.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Harrison could have killed her.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27Elaine, DCI Driver will be across every possibility.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30If you find out anything, will you tell me so I can tell Alex?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32I'll do my best but...
0:14:32 > 0:14:34It's not me who needs to know, it's Alex.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37He's in limbo - Harrison could get away with it.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38Nobody's helping him.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41I mean, if you talked to him, you'd see - he's so lost.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- Elaine? - What?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46I'm more concerned about you, are you all right?
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Me? I'm fine.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Could you look into it Rob?
0:14:51 > 0:14:53I'll see what I can do, I'll do my best.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57I can't.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Why not? You're all dressed up, you look lovely.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02It's in case Damien wants to take me out.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Pft, when was the last time Damien took you anywhere?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Don't be spiteful, Barry.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Sorry.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10What you done now Biglow?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Nothing! I just said I might want
0:15:12 > 0:15:15to take Annie out for a bit of a birthday surprise.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18And I said I thought you might want to do something.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Nah, you're all right.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Knock yourselves out.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34I've got a question for you, Mr Apollo.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Why this family in particular?
0:15:41 > 0:15:42Who better?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44We're not special.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46You so are, you're real survivors.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49What did we survive, Kingsley?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52What do you mean exactly?
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Well, you're tough, like a persisting herd.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56Herd?
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Yeah, you should be proud of yourselves.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Who do you think you are?
0:16:00 > 0:16:01The next Marcus Harvey?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03You know his work?
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Do you think Charles Saatchi's going to be interested in you?
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Well... I am art.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10No, you're not.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12You're an unprincipled, manipulative git.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Have you seen this?
0:16:15 > 0:16:16They're just ideas and swatches.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18A starting point.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Do you know what this man did?
0:16:23 > 0:16:27Karen! You know you can trust me to be sensitive.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- He put me in hospital. - I know and you survived!
0:16:30 > 0:16:32What's the matter with you?
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Bringing pictures of that piece of filth into my house?
0:16:35 > 0:16:39This is great, I want a visceral reaction...
0:16:39 > 0:16:41What, to line your own pockets? I don't think so.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- Get them out of here, I don't want to see him. Did you know about this?- No.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Come on guys - an artist takes the pain and using it,
0:16:48 > 0:16:50takes the pain away.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52It is upsetting, but it is valid.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55I mean, I did a piece of work after all that Lewis stuff, didn't I?
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Which you then torched.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59I'm going to find Jack, you deal with this.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Finally.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Ta-da!
0:17:08 > 0:17:09Happy birthday.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Annie, I am Mrs Tembe.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Please, make a wish.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21For me?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25I believe that a birthday is a new beginning
0:17:25 > 0:17:27we are offered once a year.
0:17:32 > 0:17:37The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly...
0:17:37 > 0:17:39That'll be a proverb.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Mrs Tembe is from Botswana, originally.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43It is a quote.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47Live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Who said that then?
0:17:50 > 0:17:51- BOTH:- Lucille Ball!
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Before you say anything, it ain't a proper present.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59She can't be having with presents.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03And as it is your birthday,
0:18:03 > 0:18:05you can use my lucky tuppence.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08I never win anything.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Definitely not on my birthday!
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Oh! Check it! Check it! I think I've won.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- You have. - Oh!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- You see? A new beginning. - Two pounds.- Oh!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Just waiting for Im, we're off out.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- I've been doing some more considering.- Have you?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Yeah and all things considered... - Everything?
0:18:40 > 0:18:44Everything, I'd be much happier if you found somewhere else to stay.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46There's a place the other side of Birmingham.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Few performance artists. - Good.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50- I'll leave on Friday. - Tonight.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52I don't think Im will be happy about that.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Take up your bed and walk.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02SHE GROANS
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Are you in pain?
0:19:10 > 0:19:12It's nothing.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Don't let me keep you from your work, I'm fine.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16I can see everything I need to see from here.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19You are not fine.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22I made a candle wish.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- Even so. - Closed my eyes and everything.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30If you are in so much pain, maybe you should see the doctor.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32It's going to stop.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35There's been cake and the wish and I even won two pounds,
0:19:35 > 0:19:36so it will stop.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Tell me what's wrong.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Remember this is a day for new beginnings.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46I've had my period for a really long time.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50How long?
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Sometimes it stops.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53For five days in June it did.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55June?
0:19:55 > 0:19:58And Damien called for his tea after the kettle boiled
0:19:58 > 0:20:00and it looked as if it would stop but then Barry didn't bring cake
0:20:00 > 0:20:04- and he used the wrong teaspoon. - What?
0:20:04 > 0:20:06But today was a good day.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09There was cake and I made a wish.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13Tea spoons, cake, boiling kettles?
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Annie, the only omen here is that you are in pain
0:20:17 > 0:20:20and five yards away is an excellent doctor.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24I ought to see a doctor, oughtn't I?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26About what?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32And you virtually had continual bleeding for the last ten months?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35When did you last have a smear test?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Don't remember.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39More than two years ago? More than five?
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Annie, have you ever had a smear test?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Ten years ago?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49When did Marilyn Manson cover "Tainted Love"?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Me and Barry didn't like it but my boyfriend really did.
0:20:53 > 0:20:59Damien liked it but me and Barry still like Soft Cell.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Do you know it?
0:21:01 > 0:21:06# Sometimes I feel I've got to
0:21:06 > 0:21:07# Dut - dut
0:21:07 > 0:21:10# Run away, I've got to
0:21:10 > 0:21:12# Dut- dut... #
0:21:12 > 0:21:15When you're intimate with your boyfriend, is it painful?
0:21:17 > 0:21:20We're not intimate.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Okey dokey, let's get this referral underway.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25It's not good is it?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29We are not doctors, what do we know, eh?
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- We know it's not good. - Ready to go Baz?
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Doctor Carter says they're going to write to me from the hospital
0:21:37 > 0:21:39but it's urgent so if it's all right with you,
0:21:39 > 0:21:42then you can chase them and call me if I leave you my number.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Of course.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46I need an appointment, you see, at the hospital. It's urgent.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Best get you back to Damien then.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51Hey, come on, Biglow!
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Don't be spoiling my party,
0:21:54 > 0:21:57I've had a really lovely birthday thanks to you.
0:21:57 > 0:21:58So chin up and all that.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Would it be OK if I took the flowers home?
0:22:03 > 0:22:04- They're so beautiful. - Of course.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16No calls. Ha!
0:22:22 > 0:22:25I thought you two were going to the pictures tonight?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28We were, but Dad said that Kingsley had to be out by tonight.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32- Does he need a lift? - We'll be fine on the bus thanks.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33- You what? - What do you mean, "we"?
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Don't go all psycho-mum on me.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38I don't want you and Jack upset, it's only for a couple of days.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39A couple of days!
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- Where're you going? - It's an extremely nice squat.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Squat! Rob! Have a word!
0:22:45 > 0:22:48He already has, it was his idea that we leave tonight.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49What did you say?
0:22:49 > 0:22:51I didn't say anything about Immie going anywhere.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54In many ways he's been my muse, my catalyst.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Thank you Rob, for comparing me to Marcus Harvey and...
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Oooh!
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- It's a few days, that's all. - Yeah, so you're not going.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Like that's going to work(!)
0:23:03 > 0:23:05I'm moving out on Friday anyway, Dad.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Look, this is going to be an adventure.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09And who knows?
0:23:09 > 0:23:13One day I might draw on all of these influences and experiences,
0:23:13 > 0:23:16and get myself a placement at Yaddo.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Yaddo's an American arts commune.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Can you just imagine?
0:23:20 > 0:23:24Me in the fall - Saratoga Springs with my own studio.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27I believe in you, Imogen.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Mr and Mrs Hollins, thank you very much for having me.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33No? OK.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Well, it's been an agreeable peek behind the net curtains.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38You know I never realised there were
0:23:38 > 0:23:40so many types of air freshener one could buy.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41HE CHUCKLES
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Shall we go? Do say ciao to Jack for me, won't you?
0:23:51 > 0:23:56Oh look, it's the queen of crazy town and her pet monkey.
0:23:56 > 0:23:57Shut it, Damien.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Barry cheered me up, took me out.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- We had a little party. - She been drinking?
0:24:03 > 0:24:06We might've had a couple of sherries.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Fab florals, Barry, nick them from the crem?
0:24:08 > 0:24:11My friend gave them to me.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- What friend? - You staying for tea?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Nah, I'm going to get chips.
0:24:16 > 0:24:17You should be taking it easy.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21She's half tanked and she's been dossing about all day - she's fine.
0:24:21 > 0:24:22She's not fine!
0:24:24 > 0:24:25Annie's not well.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27I saw a doctor about my thing.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30What? Oh, please!
0:24:31 > 0:24:35Tell me you haven't been bleating about being perpetually on?
0:24:35 > 0:24:36You knew?
0:24:36 > 0:24:38So?
0:24:38 > 0:24:41About that and her being away with the fairies.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45Keep up, Biglow, in Annie World - dirty and mad is normal.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48I'm leaving you.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50You what?
0:24:50 > 0:24:52I'm ill, Damien.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54It's not teaspoons, it's you.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Is it all right if I stay with you tonight, Barry?
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Then I'll go to my sister's.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Oh my good Lord!
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Are you blubbing, Biglow?
0:25:06 > 0:25:07You're going nowhere.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Course you can stay at mine.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12- I'll look after you. - Just tonight.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16"I'll look after you." Ker-ching!
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Course you will.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21I'll get some clothes.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22You're not ill, you're just mad!
0:25:25 > 0:25:27You did this.
0:25:27 > 0:25:32So please, do us a favour - hit me first.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45PHONE BUZZES
0:25:53 > 0:25:56PHONE VIBRATES ELAINE PANTS
0:26:00 > 0:26:01PHONE VIBRATES
0:26:19 > 0:26:20PHONE BUZZES
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Keys, keys...
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Damn keys.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38PHONE BUZZES
0:26:59 > 0:27:02It's only a matter of time until the trial.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06I'm going to be called, aren't I?
0:27:06 > 0:27:08I'll be there.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09Thanks.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Even then, I don't think I can face it.
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