Howard's Special Day

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0:00:28 > 0:00:31So, what do you want from today?

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Well...

0:00:33 > 0:00:34hit the ground running.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Make a good impression.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Yeah, you've done the training.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Now it's time to get the criminals off the street.

0:00:44 > 0:00:45It's a bit Charles Bronson.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49"Do you believe in Jesus?

0:00:49 > 0:00:52"Well, you're going to meet him."

0:00:57 > 0:00:59You're not recording, are you? Yeah.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06OK, it's a little bit like my first day at the Army.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Bit of adrenaline. It's a good thing.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16Right, let's go and see what the day's got in store, shall we?

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Sorry, Howard, can we do that again?

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Bit too much background.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23I know it's not Hollywood, but...

0:01:24 > 0:01:26OK. You want me to do the same? Up to you.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Whenever you're ready.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30HE WHISPERS TO HIMSELF

0:01:32 > 0:01:33OK. HE CLEARS THROAT

0:01:36 > 0:01:38HE CLEARS THROAT Sorry.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Feels a little bit like my first day at the Army.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Bit of adrenaline.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Morning, mate. What's the name?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Howard!

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Spencer!

0:02:04 > 0:02:06A friendly face! Hey, hey, hey!

0:02:06 > 0:02:10We trained together. Spencer, this is Nick. Hi.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12They're filming you?

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Yeah, it's for a police recruitment video.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19We're calling it The Special One.

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Legend.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Yeah, well, you know...

0:02:22 > 0:02:23What's in the bag?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Oh, just some stuff from training. Case I get stuck.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27You won't get stuck.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Hey, we can't all be the golden boy.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Hardly a boy.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Howard. I'm bricking it.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34You'll be fine.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Give us a tip.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37A tip?

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Yeah.

0:02:39 > 0:02:40A tip?

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Fear is the enemy of the soul.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49And we rely on the soul in a crisis.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52It's our intuition.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54So we try not to be scared.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56It's not good for anyone.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58OK.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Special Constable Patel?

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Yes, sir. Yes. Present and correct, sir.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04And Special Constable Bellamy.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05Sarge.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Howard. Sarge.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Hello, Howard.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Sarge. What are you doing here?

0:03:16 > 0:03:19"And cameraman." Nick. Hi. Hi.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23You're the training department poster boy?

0:03:24 > 0:03:25Really?

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Right, well...

0:03:29 > 0:03:31You better follow me. Sarge.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41What made you want to become a Special, Howard?

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Caged tiger syndrome, I guess, Sarge. Been too long in that office.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Right, I see. Wanted to get my hands dirty again.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51And if I can make the streets safer at the same time, even better.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52Well, good to have you aboard.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Are you going to be my Reg today, Sarge?

0:03:55 > 0:03:58No, I'm down to take Spencer, actually.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01You'll be with PC Jackson.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Hi, Beth. Sarge.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13This is Special Constable Bellamy. This is PC Beth Jackson.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Hello. Hello.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17You're going to be working with Howard today.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20And Spencer is going to come with me. Right.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22That's if you don't mind a camera following you about.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Doesn't bother me, Sarge. Good.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Well, PC Jackson is experienced and astute, so listen and learn.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Sarge.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31RADIO: Code 10. I've got a 148, IC1.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Request backup.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Armed assault.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Yeah. I think I'll take this one, Beth, if you don't mind?

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Go for it.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42You ready, Special Constable Patel?

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Sir. Sarge.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Sarge. Sorry.

0:04:46 > 0:04:487244 responding. Give us your sit-rep.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Corner of Cliften and Turnham, uncommitted.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54We'll be there in about three minutes.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Right, you ready?

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Which one do I wear again?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01We'll sort it in the car, come on.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Right, we're off!

0:05:08 > 0:05:09My worst shout? Hmm.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Two years ago.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15I was first on the scene at an RTC.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17The car was on fire.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19I was beaten back by the flames.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23I had to watch the driver burn to death in front of me.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24He was only 17.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29The thing I still can't get out of my mind is the boy's face

0:05:29 > 0:05:30when he realised I couldn't help him.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Hmm.

0:05:36 > 0:05:37It's even worse when it's a mate.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Sorry. I was in the Army.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46I've had...

0:05:46 > 0:05:48I've had some friends die in front of me.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Really?

0:05:51 > 0:05:53One or two in my arms, actually.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54Really?

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Yeah.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00It was a few years ago now.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Right. Cos most Specials won't have any...

0:06:04 > 0:06:06No, they won't have any experience of that.

0:06:08 > 0:06:09The Regs too, a lot of them.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Well, thank goodness, eh?

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Should stand you in good stead.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Well, let's hope so, PC Jackson.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Beth's fine.

0:06:19 > 0:06:20Thanks, man.

0:06:29 > 0:06:35After every skirmish there's a clean-up process.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36And after every arrest...

0:06:37 > 0:06:39..there's paperwork.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45It may not look glamorous

0:06:45 > 0:06:47but it's an essential part of the process.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54I'm going to watch and learn.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Still watching.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35Still learning.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Ready when you are.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Well, here we are.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Two hours into the first shift.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Still here.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Looks like PC Jackson had quite a pile to deal with.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02How are we doing, Beth?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04A few more yet.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11I think I've got the hang of the paperwork thing now.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Anything else you want me to do?

0:08:19 > 0:08:21You could make me another cup of tea.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Of course.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37That thing! One minute it's fine, the next minute it's...

0:08:37 > 0:08:39I'll have to get someone in to look at it. On it.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Right, that should do it.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50MOBILE RINGS Excuse me.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Howard? Yes?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Have you booked a window cleaner?

0:08:57 > 0:08:58Yes.

0:08:58 > 0:08:59PAGES TURNING

0:08:59 > 0:09:02(Yes, Karen, I booked the window cleaners.)

0:09:02 > 0:09:03It's not in the diary.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Yes, I did.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07If you look in the margin.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09Yes, by the little arrow.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Yes.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12There you go.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Please don't call again today.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19The other job.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Right, let's give this a go, shall we?

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Bingo.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Howard, you're a star.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Making a difference already.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Right, I'm going ten 1. Cool.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Going to the toilet. Ten 1 - toilet. Oh, right.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Standard issue police cuffs.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56(Cut, cut.)

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Right, finally out and about.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05Yeah, this is one of the most notorious streets in Letherbridge.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08It's only been ten minutes and look what we've found already.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Nice car.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Whoa! What's that I smell?

0:10:20 > 0:10:21It's marijuana.

0:10:26 > 0:10:27Whose is this?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Can you check this and the insurance? Yeah, sure.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Cannabis is a class-B drug.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40You can go to prison for possession.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42You can't afford to screw up like this.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45I need you to sign here.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47That's the first arrest in the bag, so to speak.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Will there be more?

0:10:50 > 0:10:53RADIO: Full licence, no convictions, insurance held,

0:10:53 > 0:10:56and owner as licence holder.

0:10:56 > 0:10:57OK. Got that.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58Bit of a turn up.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Do you understand what I'm saying?

0:11:04 > 0:11:05All fine.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Apparently.

0:11:07 > 0:11:08Go on, then.

0:11:14 > 0:11:15Is that a caution?

0:11:15 > 0:11:17No.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19It just says I confiscated this.

0:11:19 > 0:11:20I let them off. Yeah, but...

0:11:20 > 0:11:24With this amount of gear the CPS are going to chuck the case out.

0:11:24 > 0:11:25It's just not worth the time and money.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Haven't got form. It makes it even more pointless.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30ENGINE REVS

0:11:34 > 0:11:36A caution makes it a lot harder to get a job.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Basically, it stays on your record for ever.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Things are tough enough for kids like them, I reckon.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Yeah, I know, but... Kids do stupid things. I know I did.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Just lucky I didn't get caught.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Emily, my little girl, she won't eat these.

0:11:53 > 0:11:54She loves the crispy ones.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56But I don't mind them soggy.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Just as long as there's loads of jam in them.

0:11:58 > 0:11:59I'm with you on that. Yeah?

0:11:59 > 0:12:01No, thanks.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Guess who's just made his first arrest?

0:12:05 > 0:12:06A mugger.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Suspect mugger.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Well done. You're fully fledged!

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Nice one, Spencer.

0:12:12 > 0:12:13I remembered what you said, Howard.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Go on then, Beth, are you going to give us one of those doughnuts?

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Cheers.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24RADIO: Code 8. We've got a DV on Churchill Lane.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26One car already on the scene.

0:12:26 > 0:12:27Another needed for backup.

0:12:28 > 0:12:29What's a DV, Howard?

0:12:29 > 0:12:30Domestic violence.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Correct. Sounds a bit tasty as well.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Tell you what, we'll get it. You have your tea.

0:12:35 > 0:12:36You sure? No problem.

0:12:36 > 0:12:37Thanks, Sarge.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42Your mate seemed chuffed, didn't he? Yeah.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43Bless him.

0:12:46 > 0:12:47RADIO: PC Jackson?

0:12:49 > 0:12:50Yeah?

0:12:50 > 0:12:53OK if you switch to an unmarked car?

0:12:53 > 0:12:54Need you to look at a house.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Address of suspect in a fatal hit and run. OK.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06His name's Michael Harford.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08How old was the girl that got killed?

0:13:08 > 0:13:09Five.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10Right.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Ready? Yep.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Nick, keep that camera out of sight.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Side entrance to the left, one Chubb, one Yale.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Possible escape route out of the first floor window

0:13:32 > 0:13:34onto the sloping roof.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Wide open at the back. That'll need to be covered.

0:13:39 > 0:13:44..with an open space to the rear, which will need to be covered.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47Special Constable Bellamy's work, Sarge. Really?

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Thank you.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52This is very good.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Basic stuff, that, Sarge.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59So, based on this, with four cars, ten officers...

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Mind if I have a go, Sarge?

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Learning in the doing and all that.

0:14:03 > 0:14:04Go.

0:14:07 > 0:14:08Right.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10I'll have a car here...

0:14:12 > 0:14:13..here,

0:14:13 > 0:14:14and here.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17And I'd go in with that first.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20Now, here is a bus shelter and a newsagent.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21I'd put plain clothes in each of them.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23And I'd also put a man there,

0:14:23 > 0:14:26just in case the suspect gets athletic.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Would you really make the box that big?

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Well, these cars can be at the front door in, say, 20 seconds.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34and the advantage of holding back would give us flexibility,

0:14:34 > 0:14:35just in case the suspect does get mobile.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39How many officers would you send in?

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Based on the size of the property, the suspect's form,

0:14:42 > 0:14:44minimum - four.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Right, well.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Sounds good to me.

0:14:50 > 0:14:51Let's do it.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07I'd really like to go in, Sarge.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10I know you would, Howard.

0:15:11 > 0:15:12Not this time, OK?

0:15:15 > 0:15:16Right, Sarge.

0:15:36 > 0:15:37RADIO: Beth, we're going in.

0:15:39 > 0:15:40Right, Sarge.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45In Londonderry we were in and out of houses like this all the time.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50Of course, back then you had IEDs to worry about.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55I just want to go in, that's all.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Sergeant Hollins knows what he's doing, I reckon.

0:15:59 > 0:16:00Here we go.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09Spencer?

0:16:11 > 0:16:13But he's not experienced in this!

0:16:13 > 0:16:14Learning in the doing.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Sarge agrees with you, Howard.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18KNOCKING

0:16:19 > 0:16:20RADIO: OK, boys.

0:16:20 > 0:16:24Mr Harford!

0:16:24 > 0:16:27Stand away from the door, do you understand?

0:16:28 > 0:16:30OK, in, boys.

0:16:30 > 0:16:34Come away from the window.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36For the last time, come away!

0:16:36 > 0:16:38In you go, Spencer.

0:16:38 > 0:16:39SHOUTING IN PAIN

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Get off me! Let go!

0:16:42 > 0:16:43Well done, son.

0:16:43 > 0:16:44Well done, Spencer.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47SPENCER: Michael Harford,

0:16:47 > 0:16:50you're under arrest on suspicion of causing death by dangerous driving,

0:16:50 > 0:16:52failing to stop at an accident... Spencer?!

0:16:52 > 0:16:54..and failing to report an accident.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56You do not have to say anything... Let go!

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Well, that seemed to work out quite well. Well done.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02All right, Sarge? Yeah, fine.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Hey, what about this one?

0:17:04 > 0:17:05He did not hesitate.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07He went in there like an old pro.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Nice one, Special Constable. Yeah, great stuff.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12NICK: What did that feel like in there, Spencer?

0:17:12 > 0:17:13Awesome!

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Beth, can you and Howard go to the hospital,

0:17:15 > 0:17:16get the suspect patched up?

0:17:16 > 0:17:17Right, Sarge.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20I'm wondering if I should stay with you or go with those two

0:17:20 > 0:17:21where all the action is.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Tell us how you're feeling, Howard.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Oh, yes...

0:17:36 > 0:17:39Well, coming towards the end of my first duty.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41No arrests yet, but...

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Guarding a suspect is a crucial role.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Glad to be given the chance to experience it.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53Even though it doesn't require any decision making.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Or expertise.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Only a few more minutes, thank goodness.

0:17:59 > 0:18:00But the cells at the nick are full

0:18:00 > 0:18:02so I need to sort out where we're taking him.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04You be all right here while I make some calls?

0:18:04 > 0:18:05Yeah, of course, yeah.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Yes, regardless of how interesting the job is,

0:18:10 > 0:18:13a police officer should always give 100%. Am I boring you?

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Come on. She's pretty cute.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20No way! Did you see that?

0:18:20 > 0:18:22What are you going to do?

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Excuse me. Can I have a word, please?

0:18:27 > 0:18:29You paid for those?

0:18:30 > 0:18:31I'm placing you under arrest.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33You do not have to say anything... Oh, please!

0:18:33 > 0:18:36..but it may harm your defence if you do not mention,

0:18:36 > 0:18:38when questioned, something which you later rely on in court.

0:18:38 > 0:18:39I'm sorry...

0:18:39 > 0:18:42Anything you do say may be given in evidence. Do you understand?

0:18:42 > 0:18:45Please. Please don't do this.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Please! I was just...

0:18:47 > 0:18:49I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52They're for my mum. Hmm.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54She's just got out of an operation.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56They took out one of her lungs. Name?

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Tell me this isn't happening.

0:18:58 > 0:18:59Name, please.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Clare Devenish.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02That Claire with an "I"?

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Date of birth?

0:19:07 > 0:19:103rd April 1992. Please. I just wasn't thinking.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Right, I'm placing you on bail

0:19:12 > 0:19:14but that will mean that you have to come down to the station

0:19:14 > 0:19:17later this evening so I can officially administer the caution.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Is that clear? I'm training to be a nursery teacher.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23But if I get a caution, well, that's over.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25What about if I take them back?

0:19:25 > 0:19:27I'll do it now so you can see me.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30I'll say sorry to the owner. Please?

0:19:30 > 0:19:31Shall we say six o'clock?

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Well, the first of many.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46The sob story, the remorse.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Yeah, crocodile tears.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Yep. I can see through it.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59There you go. All part of the service. Thank you!

0:19:59 > 0:20:00Howard?

0:20:02 > 0:20:03Quick!

0:20:07 > 0:20:08What the hell is going on?

0:20:08 > 0:20:09Got a runner!

0:20:22 > 0:20:24In the heat of battle I made a decision.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27I believed it was right and I'm going to stand by it.

0:20:27 > 0:20:28Will you? Yes.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30We've been chasing Michael Harford for three months.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32He killed a little girl.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34And now you've let him out onto those streets.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Do you really think getting your first caution was worth that?

0:20:38 > 0:20:39I'm sorry.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Whatever you believed when you signed up,

0:20:41 > 0:20:44I think the biggest thing you need in this job is common sense.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48PC Beth Jackson to base.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Beth was about to chuck these. Want one?

0:21:04 > 0:21:05No, thanks.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Oh, no!

0:21:12 > 0:21:15Special Constable Bellamy?

0:21:15 > 0:21:16Please, Sarge, give us a chance.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Howard, it's good news.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Michael Harford has been re-apprehended

0:21:20 > 0:21:22trying to get on a train to London.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25So no harm done.

0:21:25 > 0:21:26Here.

0:21:27 > 0:21:28You know,

0:21:28 > 0:21:31your first duty is never how you imagine it.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Oh, can I? Go ahead. Thanks.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Oh, yeah, and there's someone to see you on the front desk.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Who?

0:21:39 > 0:21:40Your flower thief. Come on.

0:21:50 > 0:21:51Thanks, Martin.

0:21:53 > 0:21:54Ms Devenish?

0:21:59 > 0:22:01You've come to sign the caution? Yes.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04So you're admitting your guilt? Yes.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Are you aware of the implications of the caution?

0:22:07 > 0:22:09I've read this if that's what you mean.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13Including the paragraph on how this affects your future employment?

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Look, I don't exactly have any choice, do I?

0:22:17 > 0:22:18No.

0:22:19 > 0:22:23Could you read that, please, and sign here and here?

0:22:28 > 0:22:29Have you come from classes?

0:22:29 > 0:22:31I still want to finish my course.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35I need a pen.

0:22:35 > 0:22:36What?

0:22:47 > 0:22:48Oh, you know what?

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Under pressure you made a big mistake.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Learn from it. Don't do it again.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57I won't. Thank you. Thank you so much.

0:22:57 > 0:22:58Thanks!

0:22:58 > 0:23:00How's your mum? This will help.

0:23:07 > 0:23:08You big softie.

0:23:13 > 0:23:17If I'm honest, I hoped I'd be eased into it gently, you know?

0:23:17 > 0:23:21But as it is, I've had the most exciting day of my life.

0:23:21 > 0:23:22And I mean that.

0:23:22 > 0:23:23Thanks, Spencer. That's great.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Howard!

0:23:25 > 0:23:28So how did your mate Spencer do, then?

0:23:28 > 0:23:29Yeah, Spencer did brilliantly.

0:23:29 > 0:23:34He was a bit nervous this morning but he's braver than he thinks.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36He's keen to learn.

0:23:36 > 0:23:37He'll make a good cop.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40I got lucky. This man's a real policeman.

0:23:40 > 0:23:41He's a natural.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Yeah, I don't think so.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46What are you talking about? I'll see you soon, Howard.

0:23:46 > 0:23:47Can't wait to see the video.

0:23:49 > 0:23:50So, Howard,

0:23:50 > 0:23:53this morning you said you wanted to hit the ground running.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55How did your first duty match up?

0:23:55 > 0:23:56Well, you know, it's...

0:23:56 > 0:23:59CLEARS THROAT Yeah.

0:23:59 > 0:24:00Yeah... Yeah.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Howard?

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Actually, Nick, do you mind if we stop?

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Filming? Yeah.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Do more later, you mean?

0:24:13 > 0:24:15No.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Er, OK.

0:25:06 > 0:25:10I'm arresting you for the suspicion of being a total waste of space.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21The Campus has taken up a stall at the University's freshers' fair.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24I need you two to staff it. BOTH: When?

0:25:24 > 0:25:25This afternoon.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27Sorry, it's just spit-up.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30It's not proper sick or anything.

0:25:33 > 0:25:34Stuff your job.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36You'll enjoy it.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Especially when you see your outfits.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40BOTH: Outfits?

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