0:00:27 > 0:00:28Come through.
0:00:32 > 0:00:33I'm so sorry I'm late.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36We were out the door when Archie's nappy just exploded!
0:00:36 > 0:00:39He's teething at the moment so his...
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Anyway, er...
0:00:41 > 0:00:46This is probably the best example of my work.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Oh, God, sorry!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Sorry. It's just spit-up,
0:00:52 > 0:00:54it's not proper sick or anything.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01I'm not saying the hours are unreasonable.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Actually, I am saying the hours are unreasonable.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06I can't remember the last time I put my kids to bed.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10And I wouldn't mind if there was even an ounce of creativity,
0:01:10 > 0:01:12but I feel like a glorified robot.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16I was hardly around when William was ill.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19I missed Finn's first day at school, Archie's first word!
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Family is supposed to come first,
0:01:22 > 0:01:25but you lot grind and grind, and it'll be the kids' graduation,
0:01:25 > 0:01:28and they won't even know who I am!
0:01:28 > 0:01:33It may look a bit dated, but it was before my maternity leave.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36It was only meant to be two months, but William had some health issues when he was born,
0:01:36 > 0:01:39then we got pregnant again...twice!
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Suddenly it's six years later!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Sorry. Sorry.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48I haven't done this for a while, but I'm really excited
0:01:48 > 0:01:52about using this baby brain for something other than play dates!
0:01:52 > 0:01:56I know design's moved on, but...
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I'll catch up!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00At least I'm cheap!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03'I am at my desk on a Saturday,'
0:02:03 > 0:02:06re-doing the same drawings for the umpteenth time,
0:02:06 > 0:02:09while you are off playing tennis with your bit on the side.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10Hang on! So you know what?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Stuff your job. George!
0:02:19 > 0:02:22PHONE RINGS
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Hi!
0:02:25 > 0:02:26How did it go?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Great! Really, really good.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Said they might have something in the pipeline.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Can't have taken long, you must have been in and out?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39I got there early, and she wants me to meet the rest of the team,
0:02:39 > 0:02:42so we've just taken five and then I'm going back in.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46We should celebrate. Meet me for a coffee?
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Er...I'm not sure how long this is going to take.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Maybe another hour.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Then let's say lunch. The Icon in an hour?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57I've...got something to tell you.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Great, can't wait!
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Not there, we'll be tripping over it.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14If you leave it there, the patients won't be able to get in!
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Stop!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Oh, someone got a sore head?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21You don't have to sound so pleased about it.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23And you?!
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Or so shrill either!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26What was the occasion?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Nothing special. We only went out for a swift half,
0:03:28 > 0:03:31but the landlord was testing a new pale ale
0:03:31 > 0:03:32and wanted a second opinion.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33And a third. And a fourth!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Sorry, I would have invited you
0:03:37 > 0:03:40but I didn't think Zara let you out on a school night.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41I go out whenever I want.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44I do!
0:03:47 > 0:03:51At last. Right. My office in five minutes.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52I've got a patient.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Five minutes.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Al, come in. Sit yourself down.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08The Campus has taken a stall at the university's Freshers' Fair.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09I need you two to staff it.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11When?
0:04:11 > 0:04:12This afternoon.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Student figures have fallen at the Campus.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16I need you two to sign up some students.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Well, I'd love to, Howard, but I'm getting an awful cold.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Well, I can't do it.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27I've got paperwork coming out of the old wazoo.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30I need to prepare for that patient care of yours.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33This is important. If we don't keep the student numbers up,
0:04:33 > 0:04:36the university will reconsider our position at the Campus.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38This is a waste of time.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Students sign up eventually, when they're vomiting,
0:04:41 > 0:04:42or need the morning-after pill.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Howard, I think it's a really good idea.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48I think that Al is your better bet - he's closer in age to them.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51I'm hardly an object of health at the moment.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53You look all right to me.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55I probably shouldn't even be at work.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58I should be at home in bed with a nice man and a large brandy.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00And I need to be preparing for your meeting.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02What is it you always say to me, Howard -
0:05:02 > 0:05:04fail to prepare, prepare to fail?
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Well, you're doing it and that's that.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Karen has re-allocated your appointments for this afternoon so there's no problem.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12You're being excused from the patient care meeting,
0:05:12 > 0:05:15and there's no way you're wheedling out of this with a little sniffle...
0:05:15 > 0:05:17or a large hangover.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Anyway I don't know why you're making such a fuss over it,
0:05:20 > 0:05:22you'll enjoy it!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Especially when you see your outfits.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29TOGETHER: Outfits?!
0:05:31 > 0:05:33I've got an appointment with Doctor Reid, Chloe Dryden.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Doctor Reid's not available today,
0:05:35 > 0:05:38so you'll be seeing another doctor, if that's OK?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Fine. Oh, it won't be Dr Granger, will it?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43The one and only. How are you?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45It's not a problem, is it?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Karen can organise you another appointment with Doctor Reid.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51I've got next Tuesday at 3.20pm?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55No, it's fine, I'm here now. OK, come through.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57How are you?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02No way. Not in a million years.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03You know I have sensitive skin.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07I've a phobia about wearing clothes that have been previously worn.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09I had a big breakfast, that will never fit me.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13There's a lot of competition. We need a gimmick, a USP.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14This is your USP!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Forget it. No way!
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Put it this way. If we lose the Campus Surgery, we lose staff.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Just take a seat again.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29When was your last period?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Started July 14th.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33So, that's ten, eleven weeks?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36I missed my last period and I'm late again.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38I've done two tests, both negative,
0:06:38 > 0:06:40but they're not always accurate, are they?
0:06:40 > 0:06:44No, not always. When did you stop using contraception?
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Stopped breastfeeding six months ago and haven't used anything since.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50I don't get it, I'm normally pregnant in no time.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52You don't mess about, do you?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55I didn't realise it was part of George's plan to have four kids!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57The plan's changed a lot over the years.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59What with Will being poorly,
0:06:59 > 0:07:01and Finn and Archie turning up so quickly, it's had to.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09OK, so it's as you suspected, it's negative. You're not pregnant.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12I will arrange for an ultrasound,
0:07:12 > 0:07:16just to make sure everything's as it should be.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18But as you know yourself,
0:07:18 > 0:07:20it can take a while for your cycle to get back to normal.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23You wait. Two months and I'll be moaning about morning sickness!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Let's hope so. Are you taking folic acid supplements?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28I have been, just run out.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Good. Carry on with those, and if you're not pregnant in six months,
0:07:31 > 0:07:32we'll reassess.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Thanks, Daniel. Love to Zara. OK.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Gonorrhoea?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Really?!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Hangover from hell and I get chlamydia?
0:07:50 > 0:07:54It's fine, we'll just sit behind a desk,
0:07:54 > 0:07:56keep our heads down, and maybe wear a coat.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Yes, all right, very funny, hilarious.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07No, no, let me just...
0:08:08 > 0:08:12There you go! I told you there was nothing wrong with them.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14What are you supposed to be?
0:08:14 > 0:08:17See! He's a doctor and even he doesn't know what we're meant to be!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19How are the students going to know?!
0:08:19 > 0:08:23It's funny, it's thinking outside the box.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25He's gonorrhoea, she's chlamydia.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26It's the other way round.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Like that makes a difference!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31How will us dressed like this encourage students to sign up?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Hold on. You're going to the Freshers' Fair? Like that?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Oh, man. They're going to kill you!
0:08:36 > 0:08:40I'm just off to the radio station - I'll give you a shout-out if you like.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Make sure you get as much footfall as possible.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Don't put yourself out too much.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45No, it's no bother.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46It's funny!
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Hi. Hey!
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Thought I wouldn't see you for a bit.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Meeting finished ages ago.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07I thought you said you were meeting the rest of the team?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Yeah, it only took five minutes in the end,
0:09:10 > 0:09:13the brand exec wasn't around so...
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Shall I get us a drink?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17It's all right, I've ordered. What've you got there?
0:09:18 > 0:09:22Cough syrup. Finn finished off the last of it, so...
0:09:23 > 0:09:26What did you want to talk to me about?
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Ah...
0:09:27 > 0:09:29How shall I put this?
0:09:31 > 0:09:32I've resigned!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38I know. I don't know what came over me,
0:09:38 > 0:09:41but honestly, Chlo, it feels like a weight has been lifted!
0:09:41 > 0:09:42What happened?
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Brian called me in to go through projections and I lost it.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49I told him the hours were unreasonable, he was unreasonable,
0:09:49 > 0:09:51and then I just stormed out.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53I didn't even pick up my stuff.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55I'll have to go back for my stuff!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57But what will we live on?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Savings will tide us over and then we'll have money coming in from your work.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02But I haven't got any work yet.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05But you will. Once you get one contract, the rest will come flooding in.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07But it's nothing definite.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Chlo, I have faith in you.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20You know what? It could be worse.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25How could it possibly be any worse?
0:10:25 > 0:10:29We could be in the hall. There'd be more people to laugh at us.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Pizza, get in! Free pizza!
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Free slice for every kilometre rowed!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37All right, mate? Want one?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Thanks.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Second thoughts... You look like you've had enough.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50I'll look after the boys full time.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Give it a year, your business will be booming.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56I'll start freelancing again and we can share the childcare
0:10:56 > 0:10:58between us, and the plan's back on track.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Maybe we should just scratch the plan?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03All this talk about sharing childcare and being a team,
0:11:03 > 0:11:05maybe it's unrealistic?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07But it's what we want.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10I know I haven't been there for you and the boys.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13This is me making amends, and you going back to something you love.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16I just don't want you to give up work
0:11:16 > 0:11:19and find yourself unemployable, with out-of-date skills
0:11:19 > 0:11:21and no professional confidence.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Daniel! Haven't seen you in ages!
0:11:23 > 0:11:26How are you both?
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Never better, how's Zara?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29You know, demanding as ever!
0:11:29 > 0:11:32It's my one day without appointments,
0:11:32 > 0:11:34so she treats it as an excuse to make me her gopher
0:11:34 > 0:11:35and go and get her a coffee!
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Sign up!
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Sign up to the Campus Surgery, or you'll be seeing a lot more of me!
0:11:42 > 0:11:46How's that going to work? Everyone thinks you're a worm!
0:11:46 > 0:11:51I see. Whereas your hiding technique is working so much better!
0:11:51 > 0:11:55You know what you guys need? A hook, a gimmick.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58What? Like, dressing up as giant sexually transmitted infections,
0:11:58 > 0:11:59something like that?
0:11:59 > 0:12:01No offence, but you're not going to pull in the punters
0:12:01 > 0:12:04with someone's mother dressed as herpes.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Gonorrhoea, actually.
0:12:05 > 0:12:10Or someone's chemistry teacher looking like... What are you?
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Look, in two hours, we've had two people sign up.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15One of them looked like they were going to keel over,
0:12:15 > 0:12:18and the other goes by the name Claire Middea!
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Oh, what manner of vision I see before me!
0:12:21 > 0:12:24I heard you were a sight for sore eyes,
0:12:24 > 0:12:28but nothing, nothing has prepared me for this!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Tell me you've come to rescue me from this living hell!
0:12:31 > 0:12:32Sadly not, my dear.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36But you have brightened my day, and pink is definitely your colour.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38How are you getting on?
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Don't ask. One day somebody is going to write
0:12:40 > 0:12:43the history of Howard Bellamy's lousy ideas.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46And this will rank as the lousiest.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Plus, we've got some know-it-all student,
0:12:48 > 0:12:51who can't help but share his wisdom with us.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Might be worth hearing him out. He is a student after all.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Now that's what I'm talking about!
0:12:58 > 0:13:01You've got your hook right there. Babe, you can hook me any day!
0:13:03 > 0:13:06It's rude to turn your back when someone's talking to you.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08I like a smart dresser.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10And that suit would look even better on my bedroom floor.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Ugh! Good luck finding someone that line will work on!
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Ignore him, he's an idiot.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17I know. It's fine.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Why don't I go and get your stuff?
0:13:27 > 0:13:31Save you the embarrassment of bumping into Brian.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32Thank you.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Why've you got folic acid?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Er...anaemia.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44I've missed a few periods, but it's just mild, very mild anaemia.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48How many periods? Are you sure you're not pregnant?
0:13:48 > 0:13:50I'm not. I went to the surgery this morning.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55It's really not a big deal. Daniel suggested trying folic acid.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57I didn't want to worry you.
0:13:57 > 0:14:02I knew Daniel wouldn't say anything and you were so stressed with work.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05You shouldn't be dealing with stuff like this on your own.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Come here.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13It wouldn't be the end of the world, would it?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15If I had been pregnant?
0:14:15 > 0:14:19We have more kids than we ever intended.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22I've just resigned.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24You wouldn't be able to work.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26We'd be seriously up the creek!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Won't be long.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Daniel, it's George.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Just checking to see if you're about. Give me a call back.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56Ta-da!
0:15:00 > 0:15:03It's a map. A map of local pubs.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05It's a real ale pub crawl!
0:15:05 > 0:15:08I get the students to sign up for a pub crawl tonight with me,
0:15:08 > 0:15:11then I'll use my charms to get them to sign up to the Campus!
0:15:11 > 0:15:13How is that going to make them sign up?
0:15:13 > 0:15:17We will promise them the secret of our patented Hangover Cure!
0:15:17 > 0:15:19What patented Hangover Cure?!
0:15:19 > 0:15:23I don't know... Drink lots of water, replenish salt and sugar.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26What does it matter? By that point we'll have their names!
0:15:26 > 0:15:30Firstly, what has real ale got to do with the Campus Surgery?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32And secondly, do you really think it's a good idea,
0:15:32 > 0:15:34encouraging binge drinking?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36It's thinking outside the box, Emma.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40I promise you, once word gets round, they'll be flocking in droves.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42In droves, Emma.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Twice in one day. Take a seat.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50What's on your mind?
0:15:51 > 0:15:52I want a vasectomy.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Right.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Well, that's not something you should rush into.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00I know, but Chloe and I are both agreed
0:16:00 > 0:16:02that we don't want any more kids,
0:16:02 > 0:16:06and it's not fair that the responsibility is all on her shoulders.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09You've spoken to Chloe about this? Not in so many words.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12I knew something wasn't right, but I've been so caught up in work.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16I had no idea she'd been stressing about getting pregnant.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18It's all right. She told me she came to see you.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22We're just so relieved that it was negative.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25I don't know what we'd do if she got pregnant again.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Hence...
0:16:28 > 0:16:31There are other, less permanent methods.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Yes, but I want permanent. That's kind of the point.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37OK... Does Chloe know you're here?
0:16:37 > 0:16:40No, she's got enough on her plate.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43And as I understand it, it's my decision.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Yeah, I'm just suggesting you take some time to think it through.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48But I have thought it through.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50I'm sure you have, but I need to be satisfied
0:16:50 > 0:16:53that you've considered all the ramifications.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Yeah, the ramifications are I'm no longer fertile.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Why are you being funny about this, Daniel?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Do I need to see another GP?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03No, of course not.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Great. Then maybe you can tell me what we do next.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10And they have Sticky Wicket on tap,
0:17:10 > 0:17:13so we'll be starting there six on the dot.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15And the first pint's on you, yeah?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17You heard the man, first pint's on him!
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Thanks, mate, see you there!
0:17:20 > 0:17:23You do realise that's going to cost you an absolute fortune?
0:17:23 > 0:17:26No need to get snippy, just because my masterplan's working.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Do that again...
0:17:43 > 0:17:45..and I will cut it off.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Hope you meant his hand.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55I know it takes all sorts, but really?
0:17:55 > 0:17:58You see STI. Students just see sex.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Everywhere they look.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03And sex sells, doesn't it?
0:18:07 > 0:18:10So, you'll get your referral from the hospital...
0:18:10 > 0:18:12What are you doing here?
0:18:12 > 0:18:16You disappeared. I was worried, I thought something was wrong.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Nothing's wrong.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21I just thought I could help, stop you worrying about getting pregnant,
0:18:21 > 0:18:24so I'm going to get a vasectomy.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29I thought you'd be happy.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31I wasn't worried about getting pregnant.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34I wanted to know why I wasn't! What?!
0:18:34 > 0:18:36OK, let's go to my office.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43It's pretty obvious, isn't it? You're on the pill!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46You are on the pill, aren't you? Chloe?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Why the hell not?
0:18:49 > 0:18:51I haven't been taking it since Archie.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53And you didn't think to mention it?
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Contraception is supposed to be a joint decision!
0:18:56 > 0:18:57OK, we need to keep it down. And you!
0:18:57 > 0:19:00You knew she was trying to pregnant and didn't tell me?!
0:19:00 > 0:19:02You're supposed to be my mate.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04I am, but as a doctor I need to abide by the...
0:19:04 > 0:19:06I'm your wife! Don't you think you should've spoken to me?
0:19:06 > 0:19:10I didn't mention it because I was trying to save you the stress.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Whereas you've calmly, systematically lied to me for months!
0:19:13 > 0:19:15I wasn't ready to go back to work.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16After six years?!
0:19:16 > 0:19:17You don't understand!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Wait there.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Chloe!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39All right if I keep a few of these?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Of course! I mean, you gave me the idea!
0:19:42 > 0:19:47It's less hoppy, so less bitter, but very rich, very drinkable.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49So I will see you there, then, yeah? Yeah.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Who'd have known students were so into real ale?
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Yes, well, I would quit while I was ahead if I was you.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00I've got a guaranteed way of making them sign up.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04If there's one thing these students are interested in,
0:20:04 > 0:20:07it's in their trousers.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Free condoms, free lube!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Get your condoms and your lube here!
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Hasta la vista, herpes! Goodbye, gonorrhoea!
0:20:15 > 0:20:19Right from day one, I've only ever been honest with her.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Shame she can't say the same.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24She must have her reasons.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Yeah, she wasn't ready to go back to work.
0:20:27 > 0:20:32Probably seen me slaving away every day and decided it wasn't for her.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36She always used to be so driven, ambitious.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Putting her career on ice for so long...
0:20:37 > 0:20:40I always assumed it was a massive sacrifice.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45You guys have been through so much. But you've come through it.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49You can't throw all that away because of this.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51How am I meant to trust her now?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Look, she's been silly.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Zara behaves just as badly sometimes -
0:20:55 > 0:20:58the hoops she makes me jump through, I could throttle her.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00But I still love her.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03And you still love Chloe.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Don't you?
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Mmm, takes me back.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Monsoon season, West Bengal.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15I didn't know you'd been to India.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17In my younger days.
0:21:17 > 0:21:18Marvellous experience.
0:21:20 > 0:21:25One of things that India teaches us is to look forward.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Leave our past behind us.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30But we learn from our past.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32That's what stops us repeating our mistakes.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Yes, and we must embrace that.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38But if they weren't our mistakes, we should put them behind us.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Are we still talking about India?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43You can see right through me.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47I'm sorry that boy upset you.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49He was just a sleazebag.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52I should know how to deal with idiots like him by now.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56Sometimes a swift put-down would suffice.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01And I know just the person to help you with that.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04I really don't think I'm the best person to be giving you advice
0:22:04 > 0:22:06on something like this.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08You're kidding? You can stun a person at 20 paces!
0:22:10 > 0:22:14Look, the last time I gave you advice, it all went horribly wrong.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17In fact, if I'd been a little more measured,
0:22:17 > 0:22:20perhaps that whole stalking thing might not have...
0:22:20 > 0:22:24That wasn't your fault, Zara! I'm a grown up, for goodness' sake.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28I don't think that madman would've stopped for anything.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Nonetheless, I am sorry.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Thanks.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Are you recovering from all that OK?
0:22:40 > 0:22:43I'm...not bad.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44Good.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48Listen to me, all touchy-feely and I haven't even had a drink.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Look, I've got an idea.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53I think you need to speak to somebody with the common touch.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57I've seen mycobacteria less offensive than you.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Not bad.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Teeny bit...wordy.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03It's all in the delivery.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07It's got to grab him by the goolies and twist.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10But still be throwaway, you know.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13I've seen yeast infections less offensive than you.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Chlo?
0:23:25 > 0:23:27So, you don't want to go back to work?
0:23:31 > 0:23:34You couldn't have just talked to me?
0:23:34 > 0:23:36It's not that I don't want to go back.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38I do.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41But it's been six years, George.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43I've forgotten how to think like a grown-up.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46I pick up a pencil and I haven't a clue where to start.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49You just need to get back out there.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51What if I can't do it any more?
0:23:51 > 0:23:52Of course you can do it.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55I've made a complete cockup of every meeting I've had.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58This morning, I described Archie's poo,
0:23:58 > 0:24:00said my work was dated, and that I was cheap.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02How's that going to get me any work?
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Why didn't you talk to me?
0:24:05 > 0:24:08You look at me and you see this ambitious superwoman.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12I don't know where she's gone.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13What about me?
0:24:13 > 0:24:16You think I'm suddenly going to turn into Superdad?
0:24:16 > 0:24:22All three boys on my own — they'll run rings round me!
0:24:22 > 0:24:24You're a brilliant dad.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28And you are a brilliant, talented designer.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32But you are rubbish at asking for help.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35How can anyone help, I'm the one with the problem?
0:24:35 > 0:24:38It's not your problem.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40What about our marriage vows?
0:24:40 > 0:24:43"What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine."
0:24:44 > 0:24:46That wasn't one of our marriage vows.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Wasn't it?
0:24:50 > 0:24:53What would I do without you?
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Doesn't matter. You've got me.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Right, OK, one more time.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Come on, give it to me.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Karen!
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Remind me to talk to you about your work-to-gossip ratio at some point.
0:25:08 > 0:25:13Sorry, Howard, bit busy at the minute. I'll ignore you later?
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Throwaway, spontaneous... Liking your style!
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Ah, here's living proof that a man can live without a brain.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27What is it with girls giggling?
0:25:27 > 0:25:29It's like you're still in your school cliques -
0:25:29 > 0:25:32all boys and bras and shopping.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Oooh! Would you like some cheese to go with that WHINE?
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Free lube and condoms!
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Get your free lube and condoms here!
0:25:45 > 0:25:46What are you doing?
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Sex sells, Howard.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Come prepared! Get your free condoms here.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55Claire Midea. Anita Bath. Jenny Talworts?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Jenny... Oh, genital warts.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Reid signed that one up!
0:25:59 > 0:26:00Pub crawl?
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Yeah, I got quite a few people interested,
0:26:02 > 0:26:04if they do eventually sign up...
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Yes, but they haven't, have they?!
0:26:06 > 0:26:10You've been here all afternoon, and signed up seven people?!
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Half of them are false!
0:26:11 > 0:26:14I've had a very good day. I've given away a lot of condoms.
0:26:14 > 0:26:19Every condom you give away here is one less student coming to the surgery. How is that a good day?!
0:26:19 > 0:26:22Howard, we're doctors, not sales people.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24If you'd bothered even to get us a decent stall...
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Oh, so now it's the stall's fault?!
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Yes, you've stuck us in some side room,
0:26:28 > 0:26:31we get a third of the footfall they do in the big room.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Yeah! Did you do any research?
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Clearly, we should have a better stall, a more eye-catching display.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37And a hook.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38You've got a hook!
0:26:38 > 0:26:41You cannot say that these ridiculous costumes are a hook,
0:26:41 > 0:26:44when not even one student knows what we're meant to be!
0:26:44 > 0:26:46So I'm the idiot and you're the experts?
0:26:46 > 0:26:50Fine. Why don't we come back tomorrow and you show me how it should be done?!
0:27:05 > 0:27:07It dawned on me yesterday. Embarrassing Bodies.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Say what?
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Students love that show, so why not do something inspired by it?
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Whoa! What are you doing with your mouth?!
0:27:16 > 0:27:18I want to have sex. Huh?! With you.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Everything all right?
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Nothing I can't handle. Preferably with a cattle prod.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Why, have you offered to come and help?
0:27:25 > 0:27:27No! It's every doctor for themselves, remember?
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