0:00:27 > 0:00:30PHONE RINGS
0:00:35 > 0:00:37HE GROANS
0:00:41 > 0:00:44PHONE CONTINUES RINGING
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Hello? 'Kevin? Howard.'
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Where are you?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Er...
0:00:54 > 0:00:56'The conference has already started.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59'Your friend Bradley is supposed to be stood next to me,'
0:00:59 > 0:01:01schmoozing delegates.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02HE GASPS
0:01:02 > 0:01:04The conference! 'Yes.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06'He's got a speech in a matter of hours.'
0:01:06 > 0:01:09The delegate breakfast is about to begin.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12I've planned my whole day around this man, and he's not even here.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14He's missing? He's what?!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17He's missing...h-his laptop!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20'Yeah, erm, we think, er, it's been stolen.'
0:01:20 > 0:01:23We might have to call the police. Do you want me to come to you?
0:01:23 > 0:01:25No, no, no! You stay right there.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Everything is under control.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31HE SHRIEKS
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Morning.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42What are you doing here?!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45What do you mean? This is MY hotel room.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48And I think we're on first-name terms after last night.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Of course, erm...
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Heston, are there so many women that you've already forgotten my name?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Absolutely not, erm...
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Robyn! Robyn!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04You're in town for a conference.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Didn't think I'd get the chance to snare a certain doctor while I was here.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13You weren't so shy last night.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Well, I must apologise.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18For what? We had some fun, that's all.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21I don't normally do this sort of thing... Twice.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23I don't remember.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Drinks at the Loft? Dancing? Dancing?!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28And then you whisked me away.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Oh, is that the time? We mustn't be late for the conference.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Do you know where my clothes are?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41HE CLICKS HIS FINGERS
0:02:43 > 0:02:46The natives are getting restless. They want Dr Dash.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Yes, I, er, just spoke to Kevin. They've been delayed.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Well, they're probably hung over. What? What do you know?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Nothing. SHE LAUGHS
0:02:54 > 0:02:57But they're lads-about-town, aren't they? Use your imagination.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Right, I'm calling him back.
0:02:59 > 0:03:04Heston's with them. I mean, he probably had them in bed by nine.
0:03:04 > 0:03:09Yeah. Yes, yes, you're probably right. No need to stress.
0:03:09 > 0:03:15Well, there's, er, plenty of things to keep our guests occupied before they get here.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Let's crack on with breakfast, shall we? And, if anyone asks...
0:03:17 > 0:03:20He's definitely not hung over.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Joking!
0:03:22 > 0:03:23I'm sorry to throw you out.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27I'm leading a seminar this afternoon. I really need to prepare.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29You're sure I don't have any other clothes?
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Just what you're wearing. It's very dashing.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35PHONE RINGS Ah, is that my errant mobile?
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Oh...
0:03:36 > 0:03:38It's just my work.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41They never give me a moment's peace.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Well...
0:03:43 > 0:03:47I don't really know how this is done, but, erm, it's been lovely.
0:03:50 > 0:03:55My pleasure. You're a credit to your uniform, mon capitan.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Au revoir.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Oh, you too?
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Oh, dear.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19I've just overheard the manager of the Spark Street surgery.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21You don't want to hear what he said. Well, then don't tell me.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23He's having a right laugh,
0:04:23 > 0:04:26saying we've got no VIPs at our VIP breakfast.
0:04:26 > 0:04:31And the "blowhard Bellamy, he'd better deliver or he's finished."
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Well, let's see who's laughing at the end of the day.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Too right.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Let's hope it's us.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Stop moving.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Well, I don't think it's infected, but you should keep it in.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Ah, these might fit. Anything my size?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Not unless you're into wearing these.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Why can we not remember what happened last night?!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54It's not like we had that much to drink.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56I vaguely remember meeting Robyn,
0:04:56 > 0:04:58and after that it's a complete blank.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01We're in Brad's room, but there's no Brad.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03No wallet. No clothes.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06All we have is my phone, a £20 note,
0:05:06 > 0:05:08and this receipt for the Steel Horse bar.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Oh, we're going to have to retrace our steps. We?! Yeah.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15I'm going home for a hot shower.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17I want to forget the last 12 hours!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19So it's fortunate that I can't remember anything.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21You can't just leave me in the lurch with Howard!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24So you had a one-night stand. So what?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26There's no harm done, and you're single.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Oh, small comfort from the Letherbridge Lothario.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Phone Howard and tell him what happened.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34I can't.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36What are you going to do? Lie?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Maybe... What have you said?
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Told him Brad's with us. And he's fine.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Why did you bring me into your web of lies?! Cos I panicked, OK?!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46And you were with us all night, so you lost him, too.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50I did no such thing! How do you know? You can't remember!
0:05:50 > 0:05:53You wouldn't want anyone to know your dirty little secret, now...?
0:05:53 > 0:05:54You wouldn't... I would.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57It's self-preservation, for both of us.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00So...l-l-let's go to the bar,
0:06:00 > 0:06:05let's find Brad, and get to the conference before anyone's the wiser.
0:06:05 > 0:06:10Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13In room 219, apparently.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Let me do the talking.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22You've got to know how to grease the wheels.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Hi, guys.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Bar's closed. You all right, mate? Looks like you had a rough night.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Have you looked in the mirror?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Yeah... Good one.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35No, we're actually looking for a friend of ours.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38We got pretty wasted last night and we might have left him here.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40I'm not in the mood, boys.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Get out, before a friend has to come and ask where YOU are.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Where are my manners? I'm Kev.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Look, mate, I'm a doctor, so you understand this is really important.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53If you could help us out, maybe look at the CCTV,
0:06:53 > 0:06:56I would be...really grateful.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Kev, right?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02As in Dr Kevin Tyler? Yeah. Have we met?
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Oh, no, but you've met my girlfriend, Ellie.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Yes, well, I'm sure he'll be here soon.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Have you tried the complimentary coffee?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16I know, it's just not good enough.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19I mean, how long are we expected to wait?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Excuse me. Can I have a word, Dr Carmichael?
0:07:22 > 0:07:23What do you think you're you doing?
0:07:23 > 0:07:26You're supposed to be keeping everybody calm, not winding them up.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28It's ridiculous,
0:07:28 > 0:07:30waiting round for one man like he's some kind of a rock star.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Everyone's fed up with hanging around. I know I am.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Well, while we're "hanging around," be a bit more positive.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Use some of that legendary charm.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Oh, so I'm just here as a good-time girl, am I?
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Shall I just hoist my skirt up? Go home and get my pom-poms?
0:07:44 > 0:07:48You could dance the tarantella naked for all I care, just please help me!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50GLASS SMASHES
0:07:50 > 0:07:52You hooked up with my old lady. I should break your kneecaps!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54I don't remember last night! Don't give me that!
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Ellie's talked about you before. People saw you all over each other.
0:07:57 > 0:08:02Under my own roof! Sir, it is against our code of practice to liaise with patients.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04There must be some mistake.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Then how come I found his wallet in the back? Really? Kevin!
0:08:07 > 0:08:11You trashed my bar! It got so bad the cops came round.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14You should apologise. Sorry! Screw your apologies!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17You think some poncey GP is going to take my bird?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I'm going to reach inside and rip out that lying tongue!
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Maybe we could talk about this? You talk...
0:08:23 > 0:08:24He screams. No, wait, wait, wait!
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Let me speak to Ellie, we can clear all this up.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30I'm done with that old skank, and I'm done with you.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35The only reason we're still talking is cos I want my jacket back.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38What jacket?! We're just trying to find our mate.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Help me out, you do both.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44You've seen Bradley? That depends. On what?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47On you giving back the jacket that you stole.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51It's bad enough you took my bird, but you never touch a biker's patch.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Bring it back,
0:08:53 > 0:08:56and maybe I'll tell you where your missing friend is.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00And MAYBE I don't break your legs. Get out!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03MOTORBIKE REVS
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Well, that went well. You really greased the wheels(!)
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Hey, check this out. It's a flyer for the Scarlet Eagles.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20"Buy General Heston a round."
0:09:20 > 0:09:23There's an address on it. It's worth a try. No, enough of your adventures.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25It's one thing tracking down a friend, but paying a ransom?
0:09:25 > 0:09:27I'm phoning the police.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30No, we can't, because what if we actually did steal that jacket?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32That means we're the bad guys. So if we phone the police,
0:09:32 > 0:09:35we risk Rob finding out and it's Chinese whispers all the way back to the Mill.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39This is more than our reputation. Bradley's life is at stake.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42All the more reason to go find him! Is this just an excuse
0:09:42 > 0:09:45so Howard doesn't find out about your sordid house calls?
0:09:45 > 0:09:46I didn't do it!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48And Brad will know the truth.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50HESTON SIGHS
0:09:50 > 0:09:52I'm asking you as a friend.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57If there's any trouble...
0:09:58 > 0:10:00..I'm going straight to Howard.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06BUGLE SOUNDS MEN: Hurrah!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08What is this place?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Hey, look, look! The jacket!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17I knew you'd return.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Have you come to bring my Gwendolyn back to me?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Gwendolyn now, is it?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23You literally can't keep your trousers on, can you?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26I'm talking to you! Me?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29You don't remember the tavern last eve?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32I was bewitched by mead,
0:10:32 > 0:10:35and you challenged me, Titan,
0:10:35 > 0:10:39emperor of the Letherbridge Chapter, to combat.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42And now here you stand, wearing Gwendolyn,
0:10:42 > 0:10:44hat of champions! Oh, please(!)
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Just give us the jacket, you can have your stupid hat back.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51It's not a gift to be given, it's a prize to be won!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Fight me...
0:10:53 > 0:10:55if you dare.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Oh, I have a patient who's into this.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02It's a turn-based strategy game. They take it very seriously.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04I've had four missed calls from Howard.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08I'm not wasting time placating some guy's Napoleon complex.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10If I win, I reclaim Gwendolyn.
0:11:10 > 0:11:16You prevail, you get the jacket and these tawdry rags.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Are those my clothes?! Er, if you can call them that.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22We're not sinking to your level... I accept! Heston!
0:11:22 > 0:11:25I can't walk around looking like this all day.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29I will take that hat from your battered brow, old fool.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Well, I will have you know,
0:11:32 > 0:11:36I was undefeated Risk champion at boarding school.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Just so we're clear, you're playing with toy soldiers? Yeah.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Let battle commence! Hurrah!
0:11:47 > 0:11:49There you go. Bradley's number.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Well, apparently Saint Bradley's off healing the sick.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54What do they take me for?
0:11:54 > 0:11:57You don't think they're in some seedy strip club, do you?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00No, Heston wouldn't do that.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04You winding me up? Who knows what goes on beneath the bow tie.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Right, that's it. We're not going down without a fight.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Get over to Bradley's hotel, find out what's keeping him so long.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13I'll miss lunch! They've got mini Kievs.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15All right, I'm going.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18HE SIGHS
0:12:21 > 0:12:23PHONE RINGS
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Nothing can stop my Skellog horde!
0:12:30 > 0:12:34PHONE RINGS Fear my scantily-clad, obscenely-proportioned elves.
0:12:34 > 0:12:39Yeah, Howard, no, literally, we were about to leave but then, erm, the receptionist, she collapsed!
0:12:39 > 0:12:42And Brad, he won't leave her until he knows that she's OK.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46That's the kind of guy he is. But everything's under control...
0:12:46 > 0:12:48HESTON GROANS
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Your mother was a concubine of Athos!
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Well, your mother wishes you'd get out more.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Yeah, well, I've got to go. OK, bye.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Are we good? We're going to lose.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59I thought you were good at this sort of thing?!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01And you believed me. We all make mistakes.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Hurrah! Serpent's sixes!
0:13:04 > 0:13:07One more roll and it's over, old man.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Time out, time out! Team meeting.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13I don't know what I'm doing. You won last night!
0:13:13 > 0:13:16I did a lot of things last night I didn't think I was capable of.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Well, we're not leaving without the leather jacket.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23We're bringing a new piece to the table, and he's called Pyromaniac!
0:13:23 > 0:13:25And him and Gwen are going on a hot date.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28You wouldn't. He would. We're on a crime spree! I'll do it!
0:13:28 > 0:13:31All right, all right, you win! Just... Just don't hurt Gwen.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Give them the clothes.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34Back off! Back off!
0:13:36 > 0:13:38THEY SIGH WITH RELIEF
0:13:45 > 0:13:49All right, gents. You brought me a present?
0:13:49 > 0:13:51We've got the jacket.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Hand it over. No.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56The jacket for our mate. That was the deal.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00You got stones, I'll give you that.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Bring out our guest!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Bradley? Don't worry, mate, we'll get you home safe.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09What have you done to him? HE YELLS
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Not so nice being cheated, is it?
0:14:13 > 0:14:16You took my bird. Now I'm going to take that pretty little face.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Can't we just talk about this?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Ah, it's going to be a one-sided conversation. Police!
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Everyone stay where they are, this is a drugs raid!
0:14:25 > 0:14:27What are you two doing here?!
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Mr Romano, I have a warrant to search these premises
0:14:30 > 0:14:33for illegal substances. Bite me, pig!
0:14:36 > 0:14:39We've been watching you for a while, Ray.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41We just needed you to handle the drugs personally.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Sorry, am I missing something? What drugs?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Is that what I think it is?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50That is top grade wacky baccy.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52And you two...have just delivered it to them.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59Zara.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03The, eh, head surgeon at St Phil's is about to storm out.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06If he goes, everyone else will follow.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08What do you want me to do about it?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11You could do a talk, on postnatal care or something.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13This is a surgical conference,
0:15:13 > 0:15:15they don't want to hear about breast-feeding.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19You'll think of something. Just get up on stage! I haven't prepared anything!
0:15:19 > 0:15:22You don't need to. You'll have them wrapped around your fingers.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25No. I'm nobody's warm-up act.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27SHE SNIFFS
0:15:27 > 0:15:30There's nobody else that can do it like you could.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Do I have to beg?
0:15:35 > 0:15:39Fine. But you owe me big.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44Thanks, Kevin(!)
0:15:47 > 0:15:51Em, sorry to bother you. You haven't seen the people from this room, have you?
0:15:51 > 0:15:52Erm, no.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55I'm not a mad stalker. I work with them and they're running late.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58I saw them leave this morning, but that's it. Sorry.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59OK. Thanks.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04LIFT DINGS
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Do you two know how much trouble you've caused me?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Getting involved with drug dealers...
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Who do you think you are? Pablo and bleedin' Escobar?
0:16:20 > 0:16:25All we did was pick up a jacket... Yeah, a jacket stuffed with marijuana!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27I want you to know how sorry Kevin is. What?!
0:16:27 > 0:16:30If you hadn't sown your wild oats in a drug dealer's field,
0:16:30 > 0:16:32we wouldn't be here. I'm not the one who woke up with
0:16:32 > 0:16:35a complete stranger, Romeo. Enough!
0:16:35 > 0:16:38I've had a word with the gaffer, and I've made it clear to him
0:16:38 > 0:16:42that you're both far too stupid to be criminal masterminds.
0:16:42 > 0:16:47BUT - you'll both be eyewitnesses when Romano goes to trial, OK?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49No questions. Thank you.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51You're a gentleman and a scholar.
0:16:51 > 0:16:56Yeah, I am, and I might have a lead on your missing mate.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58You've found Bradley?
0:16:58 > 0:17:01DOOR CREAKS LOUD DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:17:01 > 0:17:05You're sure? Yeah, I'm sure. Bradley Dash? Even as an outpatient?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Nothing under that name at all. I thought we had him.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10We should be positive. It's a good thing he's not here.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Hang on. That's Ellie.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Cuts and bruises to her face and chest...
0:17:34 > 0:17:38puncture wound in her left thigh, causing severe blood loss.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Shards of glass in the wound.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44She was bottled.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48It's not your fault. Yeah, we don't know that.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50I'll talk to a nurse, find out more.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00If your boyfriend did this, I'll make sure he goes away for life.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Nice guy, by the way(!)
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Someone to take home to Mum and Dad.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09You know what? I can't talk.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13I should've shut it down when you asked me out.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15But I liked that you liked me.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Big man.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Take some advice from your doctor...
0:18:22 > 0:18:24stay away from bad boys.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Is that Zara in there?
0:18:30 > 0:18:33She's been talking now for 45 minutes, no prep.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35She's good, I'll give her that.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38So, what did you find out? Any news?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41The room was empty and the staff haven't seen him since this morning.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Where the hell are they?
0:18:44 > 0:18:47We should go. There's nothing we can do.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50She's my patient. I'm staying.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54We still have time before Howard... Tell Howard I messed up.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55I deserve whatever I get.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57You were right, I only think of myself.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00If that were true, you wouldn't be here.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Give me your phone and I'll talk to Howard.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07HE SIGHS
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Kevin?
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Hey. How you feeling?
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Rough. Try not to move. I'll get a nurse...
0:19:16 > 0:19:19No, I'm OK. I'm glad you're here.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23About last night...
0:19:23 > 0:19:26I'm so sorry. That shouldn't have happened.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29I was totally wasted - not that that's an excuse, but...
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Why are you apologising?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36You saved my life.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Sorry?
0:19:39 > 0:19:44Last night. I got glassed. I was bleeding everywhere.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49You used your trousers to stop the blood flow.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52The paramedics said I'd have died if you hadn't been there.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55So, we didn't actually...
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Well, you know?
0:19:57 > 0:20:01Dr Tyler! What kind of girl do you take me for?
0:20:01 > 0:20:02No, I didn't mean that.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06I'm kidding. You were the perfect gentleman.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10You've no idea how happy that makes me.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16You know, guys usually say that when I DO sleep with them.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19You're an odd one.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21SHE SIGHS AND HE LAUGHS
0:20:21 > 0:20:25Glad to see you're awake. Mr Bellamy is not happy.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Let's try Bradley again. What number is he under?
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Starsky. Starsky?!
0:20:30 > 0:20:35Those were our nicknames at uni - Starsky and Hutch.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37PHONE RINGS
0:20:37 > 0:20:40I think I know where he is.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42KNOCK ON DOOR
0:20:42 > 0:20:46Heston. Robyn. May we come in?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Now's not a good time. Well, I think I left something in your room.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52I've just got out the shower. Come back later?
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Do you remember this morning, when the phone was ringing,
0:20:55 > 0:20:56and the caller ID said "Hutch"?
0:20:56 > 0:20:59So what? Well, Starsky...
0:20:59 > 0:21:01PHONE RINGS ..meet Hutch.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09How dare you burst in! I'll call the police!
0:21:09 > 0:21:12RINGING CONTINUES What the...?
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Oh, my goodness. BRADLEY MUMBLES
0:21:14 > 0:21:16PHONE CAMERA CLICKS
0:21:16 > 0:21:18I'm cursed. Cursed!
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Why would I trust a man who thinks punctuality is a perfume?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25APPLAUSE
0:21:29 > 0:21:32I've been talking for over an hour, so unless you want me
0:21:32 > 0:21:35to describe last night's dinner, you need to find another stooge.
0:21:35 > 0:21:36Right!
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Did you just lock that door?!
0:21:42 > 0:21:47No. The door's stuck. You'll have to find the caretaker.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Slowly.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54You've gone mad.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Mate, get her away from me! She's insane!
0:21:56 > 0:21:59I knew I should've dumped his phone. I demand to know what's going on!
0:21:59 > 0:22:02I'm giving dear Dr Dash a lesson in love.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05She's holding me hostage, H! What lesson?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07I've admired that man for years.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10We got talking at a seminar in Bali,
0:22:10 > 0:22:12and spent one wonderful night together.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14But the next morning, he was gone.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16So what's this, a second date?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18I loved him, and he used me.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21I'm not some trollop to be discarded!
0:22:21 > 0:22:25And thanks to you, my dear, sweet Heston,
0:22:25 > 0:22:27he's learnt a lesson he'll never forget.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29What do you mean? You're an animal, I can't even look at you.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36Please tell me that we were alone last night.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42So while you two were...you were...? Ohhh!
0:22:42 > 0:22:43Dr Dash, I'm mortified.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Guys, what're we waiting for? Call the police!
0:22:46 > 0:22:48You don't want to do that, darling. Why?
0:22:48 > 0:22:52Details will come out that could ruin that "Alpha Doc" reputation.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Oh, yeah, listen to her, the crazy woman(!)
0:22:54 > 0:22:58I'm not the one who doped up my friend with mind-altering pills.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Is that why we can't remember anything?! That's not exactly the issue here!
0:23:01 > 0:23:04People ain't going to believe you, sweetheart. I've got pictures.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Pictures? Ones I'll always treasure.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10OK...
0:23:13 > 0:23:15HUSHED VOICES: Maybe we've been a bit hasty.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Maybe we should chalk this up to bad decisions.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21Yeah, that YOU made. Harmless fun that should never get out.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Never. Ever. Fine. Get yourself cleaned up.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25We can still make it if we rush.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28What? I'm not doing a talk after this, I'm covered in chocolate mousse!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Mate, don't you think you owe us one?
0:23:30 > 0:23:34And like the lady said, these things have a habit of getting out...
0:23:37 > 0:23:39BANGING AND SHOUTING
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Howard, you have got to let them out. It's over.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48All right, I'll go and tell them. I'll tell them it's cancelled.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Wait! Look!
0:23:53 > 0:23:56MUSIC: "In The Air Tonight" by Phil Collins
0:24:04 > 0:24:06RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Sorry I'm late. Got tied up.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Well, you're here now, that's all that matters.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11Karen, go and give them the good news.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Oh, and apologise for the door.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17Aye, aye, sir. Nice earring.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20I promise you this crowd won't be sorry they waited.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Oh, and, Howard, these guys? Fantastic.
0:24:22 > 0:24:27I literally wouldn't be here without them. Right, let's get this show...
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Oh, hello.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Heston, can you smell chocolate mousse?
0:24:31 > 0:24:35Yes, I think I can. All right, I'm going!
0:24:35 > 0:24:38H, I can honestly say you're the craziest son of a gun
0:24:38 > 0:24:40I've ever partied with.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Letherbridge could actually teach London a thing or two.
0:24:43 > 0:24:48Hutch...as always, bro.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52(I am lion. Hear me roar.)
0:24:55 > 0:24:59Well, only six hours late(!) Howard, I can explain...
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Oh, you will. This isn't over with, believe me.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05But right now, I've got a speech to attend to.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07So now it's your turn to wait and worry for a while.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12THEY SIGH
0:25:17 > 0:25:19My back is killing me.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21I could sleep for a week.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23I owe you an apology.
0:25:23 > 0:25:28You saved that woman's life while I was gallivanting around.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Well done to you.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Well, the only thing you've ever asked of us
0:25:32 > 0:25:34is that we do right by our patients.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Thanks for that, H.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47How did you get that earring in the end? No idea.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Still hurting?
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Tell you the truth, that one's not the problem.
0:25:52 > 0:25:57You've got another one? Yeah, and it's really causing some grief.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01Maybe we shouldn't tell anyone what happened. Ever.
0:26:01 > 0:26:05Agreed. What happens in Letherbridge, stays in Letherbridge.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08MUSIC: "Viva Las Vegas" by Elvis
0:26:14 > 0:26:16I've been slaving over a hot laptop.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18My finger hurts when I type.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20How serious do you think this is? Sorry, I can't discuss that.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23She's had quite a few notes from your practice.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Do not forget your appointment with Dr Carter.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27I'm hardly going to forget, am I?
0:26:27 > 0:26:29You think I'm a stripper?! Well, are you?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31What business is it of ours?
0:26:31 > 0:26:34I'm going to book you in for an ultrasound. I'm sure it'll be fine.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37But it may take a week before you get a scan.
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