0:00:26 > 0:00:28- Smile.- Don't, Josh. - CAMERA CLICKS
0:00:28 > 0:00:30- What?- Photos!
0:00:31 > 0:00:33It's a good one.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40I've got to revise.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Mrs Neilson!
0:00:45 > 0:00:48White filter. Large. To go.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49What if she sees?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53She won't.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Bloody parasite. Excuse me. Kind of in a hurry!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00No, look, I'm here, I'm coming.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Just chill, Neen. It's not like we're in school.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Want anything else? I've got about a quid.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16What you done with my shirts?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18I haven't done anything with your shirts.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Thought you put a wash on?
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- I washed my stuff. - So I don't have any clean shirts?
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Not unless you washed them.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Great.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28You can borrow one of mine, if you like.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30I'm not wearing a girl's blouse to work.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33It's not a blouse. It's a white shirt.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Timeless classic. No-one will know. It'll be under your jacket.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Nah. I'll just wear a T-shirt.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Bit Miami Vice, but whatever.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- It wouldn't even fit me.- What? - Your blouse.- It's not a blouse.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- Well, I'm not going to do it so it doesn't matter.- Fine.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51It would be crossing some sort of line.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Oi!
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Sorry, s'cuse me. Can I...? Sorry.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- Morning.- Morning.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Thank you.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Revision?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Yes, I...- My office. Five minutes.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41What if people can tell?
0:02:41 > 0:02:44They will if you keep banging on about it.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- You in tonight?- Probs. - What'll we do for tea?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Pasta bake? - Is that all you know how to cook?
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- YOU cook, then. - Fine. We'll have pasta bake.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Aw, you're like an old married couple.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57She started wearing your clothes yet?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Nope. But he's starting wearing mine.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00THEY LAUGH
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Hello. You're not meant to be here today?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05I'm not stopping. Just came to collect some more of these.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Sex ed session at Letherbridge Academy.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Put a condom on a banana?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Things have moved on a bit since your day.- I'm only 30!
0:03:11 > 0:03:12- HE COUGHS - Old.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Shut up, I'm not much older than you are.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Mate, I was born in 1990. I've got a young person's rail card.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19And if I wanted to hire a transit van,
0:03:19 > 0:03:21I couldn't because you have to be 25.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Which, incidentally, is when the human body starts to deteriorate.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- Aw, leave him alone!- Yeah. - 30's not old these days.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30When I was that age, I was married with two kids.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Course, back then that was leaving it late.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- I'm in my prime. - That's what old people say.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36I'm only 30.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41That's totally unprofessional.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Well, either you fix it, or I'm phoning Rogue Traders.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Builders. Honestly.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51So you all set for this afternoon?
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Bit nervous. I hate interviews.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58You've had six weeks' supply as practice. You'll be fine.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Unless, of course, the rumour that's been circulating
0:04:02 > 0:04:04turns out to be true.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06A-ha!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08What rumour?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Sorry. It's a disgrace.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14The one about you and a pupil being seen together
0:04:14 > 0:04:20at Hot Ice nightclub on Saturday. Josh Kinsey? Year 11?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23What? By who?
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Doesn't matter. Well?
0:04:27 > 0:04:30I was there at the club, but I wasn't with him.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Not like that.
0:04:32 > 0:04:37I saw him and I spoke to him. That's all.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I was just trying to be friendly.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Thought so. It's bad enough you being seen in that abysmal place
0:04:43 > 0:04:46without you getting prosecuted for it, as well.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50You know the drill. You encounter a pupil in public, you go elsewhere.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52- Understood?- Yes.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Good.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Thank you.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Mr Nicholson. Come in. Take a seat. - Thanks, Doc.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- How can I help? - I've, er, I've hurt my hand.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Let's have a look.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- How did you do it? - I banged it. On a wall.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Make a fist for me, please. And unclench your fingers.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37HE GASPS
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Does that hurt?- A bit.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41When did it happen?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Last night.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45I just thought I should come and get it checked out.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Best to be on the safe side.- Always.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52Doesn't look like you've broken anything. Just a sprain.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- Rub some arnica on it to alleviate the bruising.- Oh. OK.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Take some ibuprofen if it causes you any discomfort.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Right, thanks.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02That's it, unless there's anything else?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04My wife's having an affair.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11MUFFLED SOBS
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Are you all right?
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Hello? You OK?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24I'm fine.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28I'm a nurse. I might be able to help.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29I'm fine. Honestly.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32I'm not going anywhere.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41See?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Do want me to get a teacher?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47I am a teacher.
0:06:47 > 0:06:53Oh. Sorry. It's just you look dead young.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55I'm Mandy.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Nina.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Nina, I'm giving your pupils a sexual health talk today.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Right.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04So what is it that you teach?
0:07:04 > 0:07:10English. Well, I'm on supply, at the moment. So anything.
0:07:11 > 0:07:16So, what is it? Boys? Homework?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Job interview.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Sorry. I'm not usually this all over the place.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28It won't be as bad as you think.
0:07:28 > 0:07:33Imagine them naked. Sniff some lavender.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36BELL RINGS
0:07:36 > 0:07:38I better go.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Good luck!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45That's how I hurt my hand.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Punched a wall in the house when I found out.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50You know for a fact she's having an affair?
0:07:50 > 0:07:53I found emails. Not that I was snooping.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56She got me this laptop for my birthday, but it bust.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- I was looking for the receipt. - In her emails?
0:07:59 > 0:08:03She got it off the internet. Everything's online these days.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Even adultery.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06How long you been married?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- 20 years in June.- Wow.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11You should have seen the emails. She says she loves him.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Have you tried talking to her? - What if she wants a divorce?
0:08:14 > 0:08:15I'm sure it won't come to that.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18No. It won't. I mean, that's why I'm here.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- To cut her off at the pass. - What do you mean?
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Botox. She obviously goes in for that younger look.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26So I need to make that happen here.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Cosmetic enhancement is quite a big step.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30I thought you'd get it.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Even YOU must have let things slip once you hit 30.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- I mean, what are you? 34, 35? - I'm 30.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Sorry. No offence.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Well, you can't get botox on the NHS. You'd have to pay for it.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44How much?
0:08:44 > 0:08:48Prices vary, but in the region of £150 per sector.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49I could take her on holiday for that!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Which is why you've got to make sure you're doing it
0:08:52 > 0:08:53for the right reasons.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56I am. I just want to remind her who she married.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58I'm sure she didn't marry you just for your looks.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Can't take that risk. Give me the botox.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05OK. But I'd recommend that you research practitioners in the area
0:09:05 > 0:09:07before you make any decisions.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09In the meantime, I'll give you some leaflets.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11I need it today. Can't you do it?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Bet you stick yourself all the time.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17No. And I don't think I'm quite at that stage yet.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Fine. If you won't help me, I'll find someone who can.
0:09:20 > 0:09:2330? Yeah, right.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Cheeky!
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Inside, please.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- I need to talk to you.- What about?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- Later.- Tell me now.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- Hey, Neen...- Miss Jethroe.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Miss Jethroe. I got this 2-for-1 cinema voucher off my phone.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Do you want to go tonight?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59It's an 18, but I reckon we'll get...
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- I can't.- Why not?
0:10:01 > 0:10:02I've got to stop seeing you.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04What?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Me and you. It's got to finish.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09I should have stopped it the minute I knew you were a pupil.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12But you can't. Why?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Somebody...saw us.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Who?
0:10:15 > 0:10:18I don't know. But they reported us to Mrs Neilson.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21I told her it was nothing, but she's got her eye on me now.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24- I can't risk it. - I can. I don't care.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25I could lose my job.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Nobody'll find out. We'll be careful.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29It stops now.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30What does?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Josh. He was...messing about.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38Shocker. This is Nurse Marquez.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40We've met.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43She's commandeering your classroom for a bit of sex education.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46You're sitting in?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Problem?
0:10:48 > 0:10:52No. Course not.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Well then, let's get it over with.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06- Coffee? - How old do you think I look?
0:11:06 > 0:11:09No. I've fallen for that one too many times.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Come on, I can take it.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12OK, fine.
0:11:12 > 0:11:17Mild lateral canthal lines, signs of transverse rhytides
0:11:17 > 0:11:20and visibility of glabellar frown line.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22I think you could easily get away with...
0:11:22 > 0:11:24You know what? I don't think I want to know.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Relax. You could easily get away with 32?
0:11:26 > 0:11:28I'm 30!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30He's not still banging on about that, is he? Come on, mate.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33You don't see Daniel making a big deal about being middle-aged.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36There's absolutely nothing wrong with The One Show and a cup of tea.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Fine. If you're so hard, why don't we go out for drinks tonight?
0:11:39 > 0:11:40I'll get the lads together.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43We've got half a day. It would be rude not to.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45I'm supposed to be helping out at the youth club five-a-side...
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Ha. Now who's old and knackered? - But, I was just about to say,
0:11:48 > 0:11:51I'll get a few of the volunteers together, meet you after?
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Yeah. Fine, whatever. What about you?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Thanks for the invite, but I promised Zara I'd help out with...
0:11:56 > 0:11:57- Boring.- ..Joe.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- So shall we say White Horse about 5:30?- Groovy.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02No-one says that any more.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05I was being ironic.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12STUDENTS CHATTER
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Settle down, please. Thank you.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Steve!
0:12:20 > 0:12:21Quiet.
0:12:21 > 0:12:26Kelly, I don't know if that's gum or cud in your mouth,
0:12:26 > 0:12:27but either way, spit it out.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30This is Nurse Marquez.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34She's here to talk to you about sexual health.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35STUDENTS GIGGLE
0:12:35 > 0:12:41Thanks. Right. Most of you probably think you know all about sex.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Some of you might have even done it.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48But it's important you understand the health implications
0:12:48 > 0:12:50of being sexually active.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51Are you doing a physical demo?
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Josh, I know you probably haven't had the pleasure of touching
0:12:55 > 0:12:59a woman yet, but if you listen to what Nurse Marquez has to say,
0:12:59 > 0:13:01you might increase your chances.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03I have, actually.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Something you'd like to share with the group?
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Good.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Because the idea of you sexually reproducing
0:13:10 > 0:13:12fills me with sheer terror.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14GIRLS LAUGH
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Thank you. Continue.
0:13:16 > 0:13:21OK... Who can give me some examples of sexually transmitted infections?
0:13:23 > 0:13:24KNOCK ON DOOR
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- Yep.- Just wondered if you needed anyone to make up the numbers
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- for this five-a-side thing you're doing?- You?
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Yeah. You can owe me one.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37We are a man down. But...they're pretty fit lads.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39They're all in good shape.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41So am I. Played loads at uni.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43When was that again?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45I mean, obviously I've played since then.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48It would be really embarrassing if you pulled something.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50- Unless there are any fit girls watching.- Go on, then.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54You're on. Try and lay off the dad jokes.
0:13:54 > 0:13:59Cool. Totally. See you on court.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Pitch.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09You need to make sure the rolled bit is on the outside.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Pinch the top then slide it down.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Mine doesn't look like that.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18That's a good point, actually. Everybody's is different.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20And that's OK.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Right, has anyone got any questions?
0:14:25 > 0:14:31About anything. Sexual health, relationships...?
0:14:31 > 0:14:32Yeah, actually.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36There's a surprise. Go on then.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Maybe we should let someone else have a shot.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41I mean, Josh has already made quite a few comments today.
0:14:41 > 0:14:47True. You'll get your turn. Anyone else? Come on.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50There's no such thing as a stupid question.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Unless it's, "Can a human reproduce with a dog?"
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Like some of your peers pondered earlier.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58What if some cow leads you on,
0:14:58 > 0:15:00but then dumps you cos of something someone else said?
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Shut up!
0:15:01 > 0:15:03No-one else had one.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Mrs Neilson has asked you several times to be quiet,
0:15:06 > 0:15:08and you've done nothing but disobey her!
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Get out of my class.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Get out!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15He has got no respect.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25I'm not finished with you.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- Not what you said before.- Shhh.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32This isn't a game, Josh. We're breaking the law.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34- I'm your teacher.- Supply.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Not if I get this job.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37Get another one then.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39It's not that easy.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Yeah, it is.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43I am not changing my mind.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46I'm so sorry.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49But I love you, though!
0:15:51 > 0:15:53You'll find someone your own age.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03Some nice pictures of you on here. This one.
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Delete it.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07And this one. Loads of them.
0:16:07 > 0:16:08Josh, please.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13If you don't keep seeing me, I'll show them to Neilson.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19OK, OK. I promise.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20Yeah?
0:16:30 > 0:16:32KNOCK ON DOOR
0:16:38 > 0:16:40That Josh looks like a bit of a handful.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Nobody likes the supply.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46It looked personal.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Well, it wasn't.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51You'll be glad when it's over.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52What?
0:16:52 > 0:16:56The interview. Hope they pay you decent money
0:16:56 > 0:16:58if that's the kind of cheek you have to put up with.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Everybody knows we do it for the holidays.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02You always wanted to teach?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Used to show my dolls how to read.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11At least they can't answer back.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16I'm just...I'm sick of supply.
0:17:16 > 0:17:1912 different schools since I qualified.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21I just want to get to know them.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24The kids. For them to like me.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27You've certainly got your work cut out with that Josh.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29It was nothing.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32I'd report him. He shouldn't behave like that.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36It's just a front. He's not like that outside school.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40I mean, I've seen him with his mates.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44I'd still do something about it. Before it goes too far.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52You're right. I've got to go.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10Josh!
0:18:10 > 0:18:13What? What's she doing?
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Oi, that's my phone.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17No-one expected you to get that header.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21- Yeah, but I did. If I hadn't tripped...- On a tree root.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23..it would have gone in, as well.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26We can get a taxi, if you're having trouble?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Mate, you'll be the one needing a taxi by the end of tonight.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Right, well, the lads are already there, so let's get a move on.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Shut it!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- Give me it.- Stop it, someone might... - Give it to me now!
0:18:46 > 0:18:47Oi! Get off her!
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Where is it?
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Stop it. Josh. No, here!
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- What do you think you're doing? - Ask her.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Right. That is it, I'm reporting him this time.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Who? To whom? For what?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03He attacked her. He was being really aggressive.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07Is this true? Don't look at her. Look at me.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08Did you touch her?
0:19:08 > 0:19:10She took my phone.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Get yourself to my office.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16You all right?
0:19:16 > 0:19:18It's my fault. I took it.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20I'm sure it was warranted.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22What's going to happen to him?
0:19:22 > 0:19:23He's on his third strike.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26I'll talk to you later. After your interview.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28I'll see you in an hour.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31He's going to get into trouble.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Why do you care so much?
0:19:33 > 0:19:36And what did that mean, "ask her?"
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Nina, you and him, you're not...?
0:19:40 > 0:19:43I didn't know he was a pupil.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45SHE SIGHS
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Pint, please.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49# The boys are back in town
0:19:49 > 0:19:51# The boys are back in town... #
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Come on, lads, lighten up.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56I forgot how retro it is in here. Thought your mates were coming?
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Oh. Yeah.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Forgot, they phoned earlier. They've already gone onto the club.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03It's 5:00.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06They're mental. I've got mine, I'll get these.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07What are you having?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09I've already got us some Jaeger bombs.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Right. Brilliant.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13You still want your pint?
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Yeah! Hardcore, me.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Cheers, boys.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33THEY LAUGH
0:20:36 > 0:20:40I think I'm just going to go to the bog.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41HE BURPS
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Same again, please, mate.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47I didn't know he was a pupil.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Not until my first day.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55I was dead nervous any road, and then...
0:20:55 > 0:20:57there he was in the front row.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59My first class.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05I tried to ignore him. But he kept phoning. Texting.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08You should have stopped it.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12I think I love him.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19How far has this gone?
0:21:19 > 0:21:22You're going to have to tell Mrs Neilson.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23But my job...
0:21:23 > 0:21:25It's not yours, yet.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32I don't want to be anything else. I want to be a teacher.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34You should have thought about that
0:21:34 > 0:21:36before you started sleeping with pupils.
0:21:36 > 0:21:41And what about Josh? She'll probably exclude him.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43And you're just going to let her?
0:21:43 > 0:21:46It might be all right. He'll go to another school.
0:21:46 > 0:21:47A better one.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51Nina, what makes you think he's not going to tell her himself?
0:21:51 > 0:21:55It'll sound a lot better coming from you, that's for sure.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58I've got to get ready for my interview.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Mr Nicholson?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16What has happened to your face?
0:22:16 > 0:22:17Denise.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20At Beauty By Darcy on the High Street.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Did you know you can be a nail technician and a botox specialist?
0:22:23 > 0:22:25You can.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Come on, mate, you've still got it. This is just a set-back.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30You need to get out there. Have some fun.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Remind Barbara why she married you. That's what you said, right?
0:22:33 > 0:22:36It's too late. You were right. It was a terrible idea.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- She left me. For that kid. - I'm sorry.- It bloody hurts.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43- You should really get it checked out.- I meant Barbara.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- Oh.- She said we'd "gone off."
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Like our marriage was some sort of perishable
0:22:48 > 0:22:50she'd left in the back of the fridge.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Look at me. I'm a joke. An old joke.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54The old ones are always the best.
0:22:56 > 0:23:01Come on, mate. You're not old. You're just...not 28 any more.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03And if you spend your life clinging to your youth,
0:23:03 > 0:23:05you'll miss what's coming.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Wise words for someone so young.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- I am only 30.- No need to rub it in.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Why don't you come to the surgery tomorrow? I'll see what I can do.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14About Barbara?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17No. About the redness and swelling.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Maybe I will...
0:23:18 > 0:23:20You have a drink with me?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Why not?
0:23:28 > 0:23:32The local authority will be in touch about interim tutoring
0:23:32 > 0:23:34until they find you another place.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36KNOCK ON DOOR
0:23:38 > 0:23:42Nina, I'll talk to you later. Kind of in the middle of something.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44But it's important.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46I'm sure it can wait, I've got people...
0:23:46 > 0:23:50It's about Josh. And me. We're having a relationship.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55- I'll see you tomorrow.- Thanks, Doc.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01- Oi, where you going?- Er...
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- You should have seen what just happened.- What?
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Tommo got ID'd.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Right. Funny.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11So what's the plan now, mate? More shots? Bit of streaking?
0:24:11 > 0:24:12Actually, I'm going to go.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14You're meeting your mates, aren't you?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16They've called it an early night.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18But what about the madness you promised?
0:24:18 > 0:24:20- It got old.- YOU got old.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26Yeah, maybe I did. Laters...children.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31I didn't know he was a pupil!
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Don't you dare.
0:24:34 > 0:24:39I don't want to hear your excuses, you stupid, stupid girl.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44How long?
0:24:44 > 0:24:46How long?!
0:24:46 > 0:24:50Six weeks. Before I started. I didn't know he was...
0:24:50 > 0:24:53You looked me in the eye and said there was nothing going on.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55A bare-faced lie.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02I know. I know. I'm so sorry.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05I mean...did he force you?
0:25:05 > 0:25:10No! Of course not. No. I don't know what to do.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14I don't care. But it won't involve teaching.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19We liked each other. It didn't seem wrong.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23Well, it was. You have committed a sexual offence.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25I have to report you.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Go on. Get out of my school.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Yes.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48I'm so sorry.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Mandy.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04I should...go to the police station.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08Yeah. Come on, get in. I'll give you a lift.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Thought you were going out?
0:26:18 > 0:26:21- I did.- What happened?
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Gravity.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24HE GROANS
0:26:24 > 0:26:26So you came back home to the missus. Bless.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30- Yeah. Put the tea on, there's a love.- Oi!
0:26:30 > 0:26:31HE SIGHS
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Top.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42I was watching that.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Ooh, The One Show!
0:26:52 > 0:26:54I was thinking about cooking tonight.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56You could have a soak, pamper yourself.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Thanks. But I don't need your permission.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00If I don't come, who will you have to talk to?
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Someone intelligent?
0:27:03 > 0:27:05If you like someone, tell them. If they like you back, great.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07If not, get over it and move on.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Last of the great romantics, you are.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Hi!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15- All right, shut up!- Hi!
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