0:00:29 > 0:00:32Northanger Crescent. Zombie Central.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36Ten years on from Armageddon, the undead roam the bungalows,
0:00:36 > 0:00:38as if they're still alive.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41They carry on with their meaningless tasks,
0:00:41 > 0:00:43without a thought in their head.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Until they smell living flesh.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Fall back. Back to base.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56We will gather here at six o'clock then all make our way
0:00:56 > 0:00:59over to the exhibition together.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Attendance is essential.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02It's going to be fun.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Look, Mrs Tembe has made a cake, to get us in the mood.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07In the mood for cake, perhaps. Certainly not Austen.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11For love, Heston. Cake and love are inextricably linked.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Are you going?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15What?
0:01:15 > 0:01:17This Austen thing.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19No, not in the mood.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Nah, me neither. Girly nonsense.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Everything all right? Yeah, fine.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26I've got a police surgeon shift tonight so I might be a bit late.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28I've got stuff to do, Mum.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Six o'clock. Do not forget.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32As if I could.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Back at base. Safe.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40The stench of the old people who used to live here masks my scent.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Still stuck with their decor, too.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49We daren't move anything in case there's a body under there.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52I have reason to believe the last owner, Mr Tilney,
0:01:52 > 0:01:53finished off Mrs Tilney.
0:01:53 > 0:01:59See, blood stains. In a bungalow, there's nowhere to hide.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01There's the loft. Argh! Zombie attack!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Turn it off, Catriona. Help me put some boxes up there.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Up where? The loft!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09The loft! That's it!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11That's where he hid Mrs Tilney.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15That's what the smell is. A rotting corpse.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Catriona! Can't you snap out of your own little world just for a moment?
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Sorry, love. I've just got a lot to do today.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27We've got to decide if there's any of this furniture we need to keep.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Do you want any help?
0:02:29 > 0:02:31It's too late now. You've got to go.
0:02:31 > 0:02:36Go where? The surgery. They have to do a check-up as part of your registration.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39The uni will be swarming with zombies. All that fresh meat.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42You'll get some good footage for your film then, won't you?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Go on, I'll leave you some tea ready for when you get back.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Why, where will you be?
0:02:46 > 0:02:50I've got to go into work, there's a late meeting I can't miss.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Can't you come with me?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53It's just a routine thing. You don't need me.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Mum, I've never been there before.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58You're 17, Catriona. Practically old enough to go to uni.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Mum, please. What if they find something seriously wrong.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06There's no medical cure for an overactive imagination.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07SHE CHUCKLES
0:03:09 > 0:03:11BUMPING
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Of course there'll be decent beer.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Right, see you tonight. Bye!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Not sure there's much crossover between the Jane Austen fans
0:03:23 > 0:03:25and the real ale crowd.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28You are coming tonight? I've promised Rob you will be there.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29I might be too busy.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Jimmi. I'll do my best. Mrs Bennett, please?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35This is where the outbreak began.
0:03:35 > 0:03:40They've quarantined the whole area, but it's only a matter of time.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Catriona Morbrook?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Some of the staff may already be infected.
0:03:45 > 0:03:50Do you want to go through to the nurses' room and switch that thing off, please?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15You're not recording this, are you?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18No, honest. It's just...my mum might ring.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Can't she leave a message?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I'll put it on silent.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26How are you liking Northanger Crescent?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28SHE SIGHS
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Not much.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Oh, I've always loved it, when I had to visit.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Very peaceful.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Did you ever visit the Tilneys?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Mr Tilney was a lovely man.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Not been the same since his wife passed.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Probably the guilt, driving him mad.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49The guilt?
0:04:49 > 0:04:55These nice, peaceful places, they're exactly where the bad stuff happens.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57The "bad stuff"?
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Zombies. Murders. Chain saw massacres.
0:05:03 > 0:05:08Would you excuse me a minute?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Heston?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15I'll let you know as soon as I have them.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17They did say the end of the day.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18I keep starting at the clock.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22I want to know, but the closer it gets,
0:05:22 > 0:05:25it's like, I don't think I want to know.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Come to my office at six.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30What? We're leaving for the exhibition at six. Weren't you listening?
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Give it a rest, Zara, please? And you wonder why we long for gentlemen with good manners.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Chris may not be coming. He's not had a good day.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39He can be moody by all means.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42But he'd better be there, or else.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44I don't need to see a doctor.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47I need to be getting back. Karen thought you might want to talk to me.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Do you know something about Mr Tilney?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Is that why she got you was Mrs Tilney's death suspicious?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Sorry, I can't discuss other patients.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Not even a dead one? It must have been bad.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Karen noticed your blood pressure was a little raised.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Have you been feeling unwell at all? Under any stress?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05We've just moved house.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08That can be quite stressful. Is that all it is?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11I suppose I haven't been sleeping too well. Mum says it's the horror films.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15That's what Karen wondered. She's a mum, too. Mums tend to worry.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17She doesn't need to worry about me.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Are you worried about anything?
0:06:18 > 0:06:25No. Just the move and everything, stressed.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Are you just very hot at the moment or do you often sweat like that?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Just hot. I really need to get back.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Just five minutes?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33I have to help my mum, sorry.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36OK, well, the door's always open, if you need...someone to talk to...bang.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40That should be enough.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Isn't it time you got started on yours? How about a beehive?
0:06:44 > 0:06:47I'm keeping it simple, refined.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49You'll be passed over for a wallflower! Good!
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Don't want that big-head Dr Tyler thinking I'm chasing after him.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55You could do a lot worse.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Good evening, ladies. Just calling in with a little gift.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05In case you have trouble with your gas.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08I can give your pipes the once-over too whilst I'm here.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10You're very kind, Mr Bigelow.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Sigourney, you show him that wet patch in the back room.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15I think it just needs a new washer.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18I hope so. I have to be at a gala event at six-thirty.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Oh! You're going to the Austen exhibition?
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Is that why you two ladies are looking so especially ravishing?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27That's why I'm looking ravishing
0:07:27 > 0:07:32and why Sigourney is about to put on a mop cap and spectacles.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36She's forgotten the first rule of Austen. Love conquers all.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38That is not the first rule, Mum.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41And I don't wish to be conquered by anyone. Come on.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Not anyone, no. But in the hands of the right man...
0:07:54 > 0:07:56SPOOKY MUSIC
0:08:03 > 0:08:05BUMPING NOISE
0:08:12 > 0:08:13MORE BUMPS
0:08:27 > 0:08:28MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:35 > 0:08:40Mum? Will you call me back, please? Will you come home? Please?
0:08:40 > 0:08:41MICROWAVE BELL RINGS
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Oh!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Argh!
0:08:54 > 0:09:01Mum, this is so you can see what happened to me and to Mrs Tilney.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05I've got Mr Tilney's old dibber and I'm going to use it.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09One strike to the head... I love you, Mum.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13I'm really scared.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55She's not here.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Maybe you were right, Mum. Maybe it was all my imagination.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06HE WHEEZES
0:10:11 > 0:10:13PHONE RINGS
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Hello, Campus Surgery.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Dr Clay. I need to talk to Dr Clay.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19It's Catriona Morbrook.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Jimmi, Catriona Morbrook she sounds terrible.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Catriona?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28It's Mum. He's killed her!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Slow down. Do you need the police?
0:10:30 > 0:10:34The police can't help. She's here in the house. I can't get out.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Right, I'm on my way. Wait there.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37You are still coming tonight?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Yeah. When this is sorted.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Rob's going to kill me!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43KNOCK ON DOOR
0:10:45 > 0:10:47It's ten-past six.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Sorry, I got distracted.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51I have your results.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55I was outside your door, but my legs just gave way.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57What if...
0:10:59 > 0:11:02I knew it. Just say it.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03Heston, please.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07I haven't opened it. Do you want me to?
0:11:07 > 0:11:08Yeah.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15There you are. We're all waiting.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17If you go on ahead, we'll catch up.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Couldn't it wait till the morning?
0:11:19 > 0:11:23It's an urgent matter about a patient. Just give us some time.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Well?
0:11:32 > 0:11:36It's OK.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39I was so sure it was going to be...
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Well, you were wrong, I'm pleased to say.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44It may take a while to sink in.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Go home, get some rest.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50I'll give your apologies to the ladies.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19Catriona? It's Dr Clay.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Whoa, you scared the...
0:12:27 > 0:12:33Thought you were Zara or Mrs T, lying in wait.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37You all right, mate?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Yeah, yeah.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Let's go for a drink.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Yeah. The Icon for a few?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Well, why don't we go to this cos everyone's there.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Thought you weren't up for it.
0:12:48 > 0:12:53It'll be a laugh. No. There's loads of free booze.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55THEY LAUGH
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Mrs Tilney?
0:13:01 > 0:13:02CATRIONA SOBS
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Catriona? Where's your mum?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09I saw her. He did it.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Mr Tilney? Craig. My stepdad.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Calm down, try and tell me what's happened.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15He always said he'd kill her if she left.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18She promised she would not tell him where we moved. She promised.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20But today she went to go and meet him...
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Catriona, there's no-one else here...
0:13:23 > 0:13:27But I saw her. I'm not going mad!
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Look!
0:13:35 > 0:13:38They've got costumes.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40And letters. Originals.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41In her own hand.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44And this is just the taster. There's even more in the main room.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47I've heard rumours of a harpsichord.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Chris, I wasn't expecting to see you.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52You only live once.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58All right, chaps. Did your mum say she was coming?
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Yeah, she'll be here in a bit. Fancy a punch?
0:14:03 > 0:14:0611 o'clock. Two hot doctors. What?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Doctors Tyler and Carter. Don't look!
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Or at least make eye contact and look away, coyly.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16I'd rather look at the sweaty patch on Barry's forehead, thanks, Mum.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Are you going to use Mr Bigelow as a decoy to make Dr Tyler jealous?
0:14:19 > 0:14:24No, I'm going to amuse myself by talking to anyone that isn't a stuck-up twonk.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Mr Bigelow, we were wondering where you were.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Mrs Tembe suggested we all partner up
0:14:28 > 0:14:31and go for a turn around the room, old-fashioned, like.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Sounds like an excellent idea. Allow me..
0:14:37 > 0:14:433, Northanger Crescent. I'll be here with her, OK? Thanks.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51I don't understand. I saw her.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53I believe that you thought saw her.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54I'm not going mad.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56You ARE under a lot of stress.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00If you're worried your stepdad...
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Not me...Mum.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06He never hit me.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09She wouldn't even admit it was happening.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11I just heard the noises.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Saw the marks on the wall.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17She said it was all in my head.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Right.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Let's get you down from here.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Is this really what they was drinking back then - punch?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Only Karen seemed to think it was more in the line of mead.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Mead? This isn't Beowulf.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Oh, have you seen that film? It is brilliant.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41I don't mind swords and sandals. But I prefer riding boots, every time.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Look, see. Darcy.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45It looks like he's wearing a nappy.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49It was a good idea to bring the team.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Educational, morale-boosting, raises our profile.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57I just wanted to share our love for this wonderful woman
0:15:57 > 0:15:59with all our friends and colleagues.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Have you seen Emma?
0:16:01 > 0:16:05I believe the Emma display is in the main exhibition.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07The colleague, not the book.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09SHE LAUGHS
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Ah, no. I do not think she has arrived yet.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Oh, now. Look here.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Dr Tyler, have you met the delightful Sigourney?
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Delightful?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22I can be, in the right company.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24You prefer to stand around looking bored?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Just taking in the atmosphere.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28The free booze, more like.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Very authentic. Very tasty.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33You finish up. There's a display I want to have a look at.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35About independent women.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Heston, could I trouble you for some help?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Only I've left my lenses out and I can't read the small print.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Oh, of course.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48"Women no longer depend upon marriage
0:16:48 > 0:16:52"for social standing and security, but nonetheless,
0:16:52 > 0:16:55"the endeavours of Austen's heroines speak to us today."
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Do you think that's true?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59That we're still all intent on bagging a man?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Well, I wouldn't like to say.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03I think it's bobbins, personally.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Marriage is the last thing I'm after.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10But a turn around the room with a handsome gent would do me fine.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14I suppose it is the done thing.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Ah! The Hornpipe. My favourite.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Seriously?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23I'm quite the expert in Regency dancing.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25I've been studying it in depth on my smartphone.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28They get it all wrong, you know, in the telly adaptations.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31You think so? I can show you.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35The popular jigs of the time weren't half so genteel as we're led to believe.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38They were more akin to Morris dancing. Follow my lead...
0:17:38 > 0:17:40JIG PLAYS
0:17:58 > 0:17:59CLAPPING INTENSIFIES
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Oh, my...!
0:18:09 > 0:18:10That's him.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Dr Clay, I got your message.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16And Catriona? They're running some tests. She should be back soon.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Is it serious?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Her symptoms could fit a number of conditions.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24She was fine a few hours ago. She's never been ill.
0:18:24 > 0:18:30Did...she tell you she'd been having trouble sleeping?
0:18:30 > 0:18:33I know she stays up half the night watching horrors.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36I have tried to stop her. Told her it'll give her nightmares.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Is there anything else you can think of that might give her nightmares?
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Something from real life?
0:18:42 > 0:18:45She told me about her stepdad, about Craig.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47That's all over now.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51She thinks you were with him tonight. She thought you were dead.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54That's crazy! I promised her I would never go back.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58It might take more than that for her to believe you, especially if she thinks you're still hiding things.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01So it's my fault she's sick? Is that what you're saying?
0:19:01 > 0:19:03I'm only trying to help Catriona.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Some of her symptoms may be psychological. She's scared.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07I'm going to see her.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13It seems fine to me.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15But you might want to go home and rest it.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18I think you should do as the doctor advises.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Me rump took the bulk of the damage, thankfully.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24I think I can battle on...if you could just get me another drink.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29The least you could have done was try and rescue the poor girl from the idiot. I did my best.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32GUIDE: Ladies and gentleman, the main exhibition is now officially open,
0:19:32 > 0:19:34if you'd like to make your way through.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38As Barry is incapacitated, perhaps you could take Sigourney through?
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Her mum tells me she's keen to meet new friends.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44I bet she is. Cos anyone who already knows her would run a mile.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00'It's all my imagination.'
0:20:00 > 0:20:02There's nothing there.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08FOOTSTEPS Dr Clay?
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Dr Clay?!
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Mum?
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Somebody, please. Dr Clay!
0:20:27 > 0:20:31It's OK, Catriona. We're here to help you.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Your mum's here.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Hey, Bazza!
0:20:38 > 0:20:40There you are.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Want some punch? It's cracking stuff.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44You're in a good mood.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46No law against that, is there?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49No, I'm pleased. You've been down such a lot lately.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Well, now I am up and everything is all right,
0:20:51 > 0:20:54so let's have a drink and get merry.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Are you sure you're all right?
0:20:56 > 0:21:01Do you want to talk about it, or just get smashed?
0:21:01 > 0:21:05I'm sure. And I have every reason to get smashed,
0:21:05 > 0:21:07cos I'm celebrating, look.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10I wasn't going to show you, but I you obviously won't drop it.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13So have a read of that, and you'll see that everything's absolutely fine.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17You thought you had...
0:21:17 > 0:21:19But I haven't.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Why didn't you tell me?
0:21:20 > 0:21:25Because I didn't want you to worry. You've dealt with enough.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27But something like this.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29I was fine.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32But you weren't, were you? I knew something was wrong.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33I could have helped you.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36No, you couldn't. There was nothing you could have done.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40I deserved this, this is my punishment,
0:21:40 > 0:21:43for what I did to my dad, and there was nothing you could have
0:21:43 > 0:21:46done other than get upset and make things a thousand times worse.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50You didn't deserve this, Chris. It's not your punishment.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52You can't think like that.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55It's not that simple, Mum. Not for me.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58It'll never be that simple again.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05Emma, I didn't think were going to make it.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Sorry, Howard, not now.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Temporal lobe epilepsy. The chances are you've had it a while.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16You've had seizures in your sleep, and less severe ones whilst awake.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18You wouldn't know that's what happened.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Just felt panicked, sick, and strung-out afterwards.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24With everything going on in your life, it might've felt normal.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Even I know it's not normal to see zombies.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28I thought I was going mad.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31The condition can cause hallucinations.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34But I think yours have also been influenced not just by real life
0:22:34 > 0:22:35but also by the movies.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37I'm so sorry.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40I thought I would worry you more if I'd told you where I was.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43I would never go back to Craig. Where were you?
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Alan, at work, asked me for a drink.
0:22:48 > 0:22:53I thought if it was meant to be a fresh start, I should at least give it a try.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55You went on a date? Yeah.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56How was it?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Terrible. He's very boring.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01It won't be happening again.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04I don't mind. As long as I know.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07They'll have to keep Catriona in for observation overnight.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09I don't mind staying here if you want to pop home
0:23:09 > 0:23:12and fetch her some things. Is that OK?
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Are you sure you don't mind staying?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Trust me, you'd be doing me a favour!
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Has something happened?
0:23:23 > 0:23:26I had a bad shift at the station.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I should've gone straight home.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31You don't want to do that, you'll have that on your mind all night.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Why don't we go for something to eat, get it off your chest? I bet you haven't eaten, have you?
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Howard, it's more complicated than that.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40It's Chris. We've had words about Sam.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46Why don't I drive you home? We can have a chat.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50I appreciate it, thank you, but there's nothing you can do.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12I'm going to order a cab.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16Not now, Sigourney. Heston might take me for another turn.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Have you spoken to Dr Tyler?
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Yes, enough to last me a lifetime.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22I just want to go home and exfoliate.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Hear ye, hear ye!
0:24:25 > 0:24:28I just wanted to say.... I'm not an Austen expert.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32More of an all-round Renaissance man.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Only a short while ago, it was Shakespeare who had my heart,
0:24:35 > 0:24:39along with my star-crossed lover Julia Parsons.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Alas, that play has now ended.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45But now a new chapter has opened, with a new heroine.
0:24:45 > 0:24:50Beautiful. Intelligent. And not half as snippy as Julia.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Miss Sigourney Newton!
0:24:52 > 0:24:59So I just wanted to say... Here's to romance!
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Wa-hey! CLAPPING
0:25:03 > 0:25:05I'm going to call that cab.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Thanks for waiting, Dr Clay.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Before you go, you might want to see this.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Is it my Freddy Krueger glove? Afraid not.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17I found it in one of the cupboards. It's the Tilneys.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Doesn't look like he wanted to kill her.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24She died peacefully, in her sleep, at a ripe old age.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26I thought you couldn't tell me.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Won't do any harm now. Not like your imagination, when it's left to fill in the blanks.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31People CAN be happy together,
0:25:31 > 0:25:36live nice, normal lives in nice, normal places.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39"Happy memories in Northanger Bungalow".
0:25:39 > 0:25:42I'm going to have to come back another time.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44There was so much to take in.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47If you would like a companion, let me know.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49I will, Mrs Tembe. Thank you.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Good night.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Now, Mr Darcy, take me home.
0:25:53 > 0:25:58No, you're right. It was pretty boring. Apart from Barry.
0:25:58 > 0:25:59That poor girl!
0:25:59 > 0:26:03Don't worry. I've just remembered We've got beer in the fridge, pizza in the freezer,
0:26:03 > 0:26:06and we've got loads of mindless telly on the digibox.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Now, see, THAT is romantic.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12Very chivalrous, thank you. So...?
0:26:12 > 0:26:18So, thank you for a very pleasant evening. Good night.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Good...night.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Do you want to go on somewhere? It's early yet.
0:26:25 > 0:26:29Have you seen my mum? She went home a while ago. I'm going to have to find her, mate.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Cab's here, Mum.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Congratulations. You and Barry(!)
0:26:35 > 0:26:40He was drunk. He must've been, to say all that about you. At least I wasn't by myself all evening.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Looks like your boyfriend's deserted you again.
0:26:42 > 0:26:48He's not my... Anyway, it's none of my business. Good night, Dr Tyler.
0:26:59 > 0:27:00Sigourney?
0:27:03 > 0:27:07Dad! Put some money on the electric, will you?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10No, it's no good.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Well, give it chance!
0:27:12 > 0:27:13I need to see a doctor.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14What's the problem now?
0:27:14 > 0:27:17You are. You're all stupid, the lot of you!
0:27:17 > 0:27:20What would a fine, distinguished gentleman like him
0:27:20 > 0:27:22see in somebody like me?
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Loser!
0:27:24 > 0:27:25Oh, what do you want?!
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