0:00:37 > 0:00:40Hi. How was it?
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Tedious. Not waiting up, I hope?
0:00:43 > 0:00:45You know how these functions drag on.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48No, of course not. I was just watching a movie.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52A movie? Well, it's over now.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Right.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57I'm bushed. See you in the morning.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Garlic breath. Have I?
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Not you, me. Too many canapes.
0:01:16 > 0:01:21Good morning, Nurse Marquez. Now, how did you get on with Emma?
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Emma? I don't know. I think she's at the campus today.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Emma.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29I didn't read it.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Well, I'm afraid you will have to pay the fine.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Of course. Mandy can plead mitigating circumstances.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36She's had a lot to contend with.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Well, we can give you an extension, I suppose.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41No, no. Mandy's exempt.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Um, thanks.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47That's really nice of you.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Dr Carter?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Um, yes. Every time I sit down with the book,
0:01:53 > 0:01:57something or someone distracts me.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59You haven't finished it yet?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02How much was the fine? It was ?100, I think.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05So much for our resident bookworm!
0:02:05 > 0:02:09I did think, of all the members of staff,
0:02:09 > 0:02:12you would most enjoy a reading challenge.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you.
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Oh, for God's sake.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Have you seen my cuff links?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Silver ones, with little hearts on them.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Little hearts? Who got you those?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34You did. Didn't you?
0:02:34 > 0:02:35No. Not me.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38I must've bought them for myself, then. Why would you do that?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Because I'm worth it.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Ah! You've been making a lot of effort recently.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Anyone would think you were...
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Anyone would think I was what?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Moonlighting at a fashion show.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Got to look the part.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58I'm meeting prospective clients today.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01What do you talk about with these mysterious clients?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Hush-hush, remember?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07If I told you,
0:03:07 > 0:03:08I'd have to kill you.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Sorry, pumpkin.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20I wish I didn't have to work these long hours.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23I've been neglecting you, haven't I?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25I'm still getting on my feet with this job.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Things'll get better soon.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Enjoy your day off. And try and resist Loose Women.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55I wouldn't be too harsh.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56She's just had the wool pulled over her eyes,
0:03:56 > 0:03:59probably by a jealous security officer.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Barry's welcome to her.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03You don't meet someone like her that often.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06If you did, you wouldn't be getting so het up.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Go talk to her, Romeo.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10I thought you didn't like her.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12I wasn't so sure at first, but...
0:04:12 > 0:04:15I think the two of you are well-matched.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Plus, these moments can be fleeting.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Act now, or in 40 years' time we'll both be lonely old farts,
0:04:22 > 0:04:24dribbling over our cornflakes.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26You do that now.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Why should the ball be in my court? Let her come to me.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you the man?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Yeah. So man up.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Whenever we talk, we end up arguing.
0:04:39 > 0:04:44Well, that can be sexy, can't it? See where it takes you.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Like the bedroom?
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Or the altar. As if!
0:04:48 > 0:04:49OK, early days.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54I suppose I could always write her an e-mail, set some facts straight.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55That's definitely not sexy.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Then what?
0:04:58 > 0:05:04Just go to her with a nice bunch of flowers and apologise.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Not in a begrudging way but with heartfelt sincerity,
0:05:07 > 0:05:09even if you have to fake it.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11And then...you leave.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15I leave? You leave.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Well, then what?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Then the ball's in her court.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21It'll work. Trust me.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25You're aware of a stinging sensation when you pee?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Yes. I've had it before. It's just cystitis, isn't it?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Well, that's certainly one possibility,
0:05:30 > 0:05:32but it could be a number of things. OK.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Your symptoms are also consistent with herpes, chlamydia
0:05:35 > 0:05:39and other STIs. STIs?
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Do you have unprotected sex?
0:05:41 > 0:05:46Um, yes, I have been, just for the past few months.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47I got married in May.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50And how long have you known your husband? Two years.
0:05:51 > 0:05:56I haven't slept with anybody else in...a very long time.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59OK. Well, look, let's treat it as a urinary infection
0:05:59 > 0:06:01since you've had one before.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04I'm going to give you a course of antibiotics.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08But if your symptoms change or get worse, come back to me.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12So...if it isn't cystitis, then it's an STI?
0:06:12 > 0:06:15One that my husband must have given me?
0:06:15 > 0:06:17No, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to worry you.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19You really mustn't jump to conclusions.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20I'm not.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23I found this.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27A dating agency?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29For extramarital affairs.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Have you asked him about it?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35If I confront him, it'll only confirm what I already know.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38He's been acting strangely for weeks.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42I've tried to shrug it off, all his cagey behaviour,
0:06:42 > 0:06:45his late nights - work functions, supposedly.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48What would you do?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Me?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Well, every marriage is different.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55I certainly wouldn't make any accusations
0:06:55 > 0:06:58until I knew all the facts.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01So you'd hire a private detective?
0:07:01 > 0:07:04No, no, no! Um...
0:07:04 > 0:07:07But maybe you can do a bit of research.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Does the website offer up any clues?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11I can't log in. It's for members only.
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Maybe you should join.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19In the outside world,
0:07:19 > 0:07:23even a one-night stand can leave a trail of digital footprints.
0:07:23 > 0:07:28But the affairs that we facilitate are hermetically sealed.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31You'll use a pseudonym for all agency correspondence.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33And because all of our clients are married,
0:07:33 > 0:07:35there are never any unreasonable demands.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Everyone's looking for the same thing - a bit of fun.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Sounds perfect. Where do I sign?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49You won't regret it. I'm sure.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54PHONE BEEPS
0:08:09 > 0:08:11'Hello?' Mia, how's it going?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Who's this?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16'John, John Farley? I'm from the agency.'
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Oh...right.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21I wasn't expecting to hear anything so soon.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23'I like to keep an eye on the newbies.'
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Listen, Mia, I've just seen your photograph,
0:08:26 > 0:08:29I think you look great, very impressed.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30OK.
0:08:30 > 0:08:35You sound a little nervous, which is completely normal, natural.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37The agency's the best of its kind,
0:08:37 > 0:08:38but it can take a bit of getting used to.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Actually, I do have one or two questions.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Oh, great.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Do you know the Majestic Hotel?
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Um, yes.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Wonderful. Why don't we meet in the bar, say two o'clock?
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Oh... Well, I'm not sure. Will it take long?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57We can go as fast or as slow as you like.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00'I'll see you at two, then.' OK.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Bye.
0:09:05 > 0:09:10So...how was your weekend, Nurse Reid? A literary one, I hope?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Oh, you mean Northanger?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Northanger Abbey, yes. Right, um...
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Well, I finished it last night.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Really? Did you enjoy it?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Yeah, sort of. I mean, she's no Dan Brown but...
0:09:23 > 0:09:25I'll tell you what, though,
0:09:25 > 0:09:29the bit where Catherine goes to Mrs Tilney's bedchamber,
0:09:29 > 0:09:32and the general catches them, goose-pimples or what?!
0:09:32 > 0:09:36She sees murder and conspiracy everywhere.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39The perils of reading too many Gothic novels!
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Well, let that be a lesson to you, Mrs Tembe!
0:09:42 > 0:09:47Well done! Do not forget to collect your sponsorship money. OK.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52It was completely lost on me, it is just a load of old balls.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Regency balls? Yeah, and some bird with an overactive imagination.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58I really don't know what all the fuss is about.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03On a scale of one to ten,
0:10:03 > 0:10:06how satisfied are you with our service so far?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Ten is extremely satisfied. One is extremely dissatisfied.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Um...two.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Really? Let me cut to the chase.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18What you need is to attract fresh meat.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Fresh meat?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22I've already met most of the women on your books.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Bored middle-aged housewives.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26They're not interested in sex.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28All they want to do is bore me rigid
0:10:28 > 0:10:31with boring stories of their boring husbands.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35If I wanted an ear-bashing, I can get it from my own wife.
0:10:35 > 0:10:40What I need is a younger, more life-affirming squeeze.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43As it happens, we've recently launched a new marketing campaign,
0:10:43 > 0:10:46designed at attracting a younger clientele.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49But as you know, we insist that all our members are married,
0:10:49 > 0:10:52so women in their 20s tend to be a bit thin on the ground.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Tell me about it!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56That's why I've jumped in there quick with Mia Jones.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Mia Jones?
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Your new girl, a nymph-like 27, or so she claims.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04That name's not familiar. When did she sign up?
0:11:04 > 0:11:07I dunno, a few hours ago.
0:11:07 > 0:11:12Really? I'll have to check her out. Look but don't touch, she's mine!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14In fact, I'm meeting her at the Majestic in a jiffy.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18You'd better hope that she's a knockout.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21One more battle-axe, and I'm taking my libido elsewhere.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29MUSIC: "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Mia?
0:11:48 > 0:11:50A beautiful name for a beautiful lady.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Jim, Jim Fenson.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Oh...
0:11:54 > 0:11:56I thought you said your name was John.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59John, Jim, you can call me what you like.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01So even the staff use pseudonyms?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06What's that your drinking? A cocktail?
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Cranberry juice and vodka.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10My kind of girl!
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Can we get a pitcher of that? Yeah, sure.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Why don't we move somewhere more...conducive?
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Shall we?
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Kool and the Gang. So you'll bring your mates, yeah?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Especially the loaded ones.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Oh, no, not again!
0:12:30 > 0:12:33No, Shannon, I'll see you tomorrow. All right, bye!
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Stopcock, where's the stopcock?!
0:12:39 > 0:12:42What happens at one of these get-togethers?
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Is it like speed-dating, only more sleazy?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47They're not orgies, if that's what you mean.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Well, not normally.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57I almost forgot, the photograph.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Do you recognise this man?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Oh, actually, he looks slightly familiar.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Is he one of your clients?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07A client in what way?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Has he enrolled in the agency?
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Enrolled? You do work for the agency, don't you?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15I tend to focus more on the female clientele.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18So, as far as you know, he hasn't signed up?
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Who is he?
0:13:22 > 0:13:23My husband.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Now you mention it, I think he is on the books.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33I've seen him at one of the socials, a brunette on either arm.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35The guy's a player.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Really? Yeah.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41But...you already knew that, right?
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Well, yeah.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45I had my suspicions.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Well...two can play at that game.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54And now...
0:13:56 > 0:13:58..it's your turn to have some fun.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08You're going to need a bigger mop.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09No need to put them in a vase.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12I can't find the stopcock. We open tomorrow!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Don't sweat it.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Thanks. How's your plumbing?
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Play your cards right, you might find out.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Got a wrench? Yeah.
0:14:33 > 0:14:34'Pride, observed Mary,
0:14:34 > 0:14:38'who piqued herself upon the solidity of her reflections,
0:14:38 > 0:14:40'is a very common failing, I believe.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42'By all that I have ever read,
0:14:42 > 0:14:44'I am convinced that it is very common indeed,
0:14:44 > 0:14:47'that human nature is particularly prone to it.'
0:14:55 > 0:14:58There you go. That should hold for a while.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59Thanks.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Kevin Tyler, the demon plumber of Letherbridge!
0:15:05 > 0:15:07I meant that as a compliment.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Right.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11There's your culprit. Barry might as well have used Blu-tack.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Oh, and he claimed to be such an expert.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Anyone would think he was trying to make extra work for himself,
0:15:16 > 0:15:18pay you another visit. Oh, yeah.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20So you are aware of the effect you have on men?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22The wrong men, usually.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Can I get you a towel or something?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27No, you're all right. I'll get changed back at the Mill.
0:15:27 > 0:15:32But first I wanted to set the record straight about Lauren.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34OK.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Being accused of her murder
0:15:36 > 0:15:39was one of the worst things that's ever happened to me.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Friends and colleagues who should have known me better
0:15:42 > 0:15:44were happy to think the worst.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48It made me feel very cynical about life and people.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53It's taken a long time, but I thought I'd moved on from that.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Then Barry drags it all up again.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58But if you care to check your facts,
0:15:58 > 0:16:01you'll see that I was fully exonerated. Right.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Now, I don't pretend to be some boy scout.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06I've got my faults, like anyone.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10But I think I am a good person.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Or at least I try to be.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16That's it. That's all I have to say.
0:16:18 > 0:16:18Goodbye.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Where am I?
0:16:31 > 0:16:34I think the vodka went to your head.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37I think we'll stick to champagne from here on in.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39I've ordered some from room service.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41No. You shouldn't have brought me here.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45Don't worry, I'm a gentleman.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48I couldn't leave you swimming in your cocktail, could I?
0:16:49 > 0:16:53Your husband's been a very naughty boy.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57And that gives you carte blanche.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Get away from me!
0:16:59 > 0:17:00Ugh!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39(Pull yourself together.)
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Hop on board, baby.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Look, just because my husband is a cheating...
0:17:49 > 0:17:52I'm not about to demean myself with some sordid...
0:17:53 > 0:17:55..sordidness.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57And even if I was in the market for a one-night stand,
0:17:57 > 0:17:58it wouldn't be with you.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02You're an obnoxious, overgrown schoolboy,
0:18:02 > 0:18:06and the only reason I'm still enduring your deeply tedious company
0:18:06 > 0:18:08is because... SHE HICCUPS
0:18:08 > 0:18:09..I needed the bathroom.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11So that'll be a no, then?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Yes. I mean no!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15I mean, yes, it's a no.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Nothing a phone call won't fix.
0:18:19 > 0:18:24So...you didn't know your husband was a pimp?
0:18:24 > 0:18:27A pimp? You mean a philanderer!
0:18:28 > 0:18:30So I massaged the truth a bit.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32So shoot me.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35What? Your hubby isn't one of the agency's clients.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37He works for them.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39What?!
0:18:39 > 0:18:42My husband works for an event-management firm,
0:18:42 > 0:18:46Symington Solutions. Right, the holding company.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50He's a client-liaison manager, and not a very good one.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51KNOCK ON DOOR
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Room service.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Oh...you.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05Warren! This isn't what it...looks like.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08Gloria!
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Heston! Hello.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12I left a message on your mobile.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Really? Was it something important?
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Yes, it was.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Um...
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Ever since we met, I've been very flattered by your attention,
0:19:21 > 0:19:25but troubled by it too. Troubled?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Yes, my last relationship was very complicated.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30I promised myself that I'd never be that vulnerable again,
0:19:30 > 0:19:33so I put up defences, found reasons to avoid, um...
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Reasons to remain alone.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39And unhappy? Yes.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42So when we spoke earlier, I should've said,
0:19:42 > 0:19:44"Yes, I would love to go on a date with you,
0:19:44 > 0:19:46"or a drink or two, whenever suits."
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Are you asking me now? Yes, I'm asking you now!
0:19:51 > 0:19:52I don't know, Heston.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54It is a problem, isn't it?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Is it?
0:19:56 > 0:20:00Well, you can't become romantically involved with a patient.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Oh, that's not a problem. You just fire me!
0:20:04 > 0:20:05OK?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Why him?
0:20:10 > 0:20:13If you're going to cheat on me, at least have a bit more taste.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17I know this doesn't look good, but you should be the one to apologise.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Me? What have I done?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22You told me you worked in event management.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Well, I do - in a way.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29It's just that the events are... extramarital affairs.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32It's repulsive, repugnant.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34I'm married to a pimp. And I'm married to a...
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Where are you going?
0:20:41 > 0:20:44To the doctors' - you've given me an STI.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45What?!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02The people here are so nice.
0:21:02 > 0:21:07I'm not nervous about the opening any more, just excited.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10It's not going to be your bog-standard shop opening,
0:21:10 > 0:21:11more of a celebration.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15A celebration of life and healthy skin!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Hello.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19That floor's a bit moist. Give it a wipe.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Oh, yeah, I, um...
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Heston has got the afternoon off work, and he's brought bubbly!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Fetch the ice bucket, will you? And three glasses.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Right.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Hello? How can I help?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38What is it? What's he given you?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40What you've given me, you mean.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41Me? I'm clean as a whistle.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Look, I don't think this is the place.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Jim Fenson's slept with most of Letherbridge's desperate housewives.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49I never imagined that you were one of them.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50I'm not!
0:21:50 > 0:21:54I only signed up to the agency to find out if you were a member.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55I found this in the drawer.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59And you assumed I was having an affair
0:21:59 > 0:22:01and...thought you'd get back at me?
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Well, no, not exactly.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Look, I think I may have inadvertently advised your wife
0:22:06 > 0:22:08to do some detective work.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11If you'd asked me about it, I'd have told you the truth.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Oh, like you have done for the past three months?
0:22:14 > 0:22:17If you were more broad-minded, then I wouldn't have lied.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19So disapproving of adultery is narrow-minded?
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Clearly, we don't share the same values.
0:22:22 > 0:22:23Goodbye, Warren.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31It has been the most enriching enterprise in every sense.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34And just think, Mrs Tembe, no-one would be any the wiser
0:22:34 > 0:22:39if we frittered away the money on a girls' weekend.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40Have you ever been to Monaco?
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Quite aside from the money we have raised for charity...
0:22:47 > 0:22:49..I think it has had an educating effect
0:22:49 > 0:22:51on our less, well, cultured colleagues.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54It has opened up a whole new world for Dr Haskey.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56What, has he started wearing a bonnet?
0:22:58 > 0:23:02They have not said as much, but I think Persuasion
0:23:02 > 0:23:05has struck a chord with Dr Reid and Mr Bellamy.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08A book shared is such a wonderful intimacy.
0:23:09 > 0:23:14And I understand that Dr Granger thoroughly enjoyed Lady Susan.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16I think he just skimmed it for the saucy bits.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19I expect he was hoping for Fifty Shades Of Grey, only shorter.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Well, not everyone can share our appreciation.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26But when I look back on the Austen exhibition,
0:23:26 > 0:23:29it will be a cherished memory.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30It's been emotional.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Mm-hmm.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Perhaps next time we should tackle Dickens,
0:23:35 > 0:23:38what with Dr Carter being such a devoted fan.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Next time? Let's not get carried away.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46Whatever it is, she can't have picked it up from me.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47You can't know that for sure.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49I've been completely faithful.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Did you have unprotected sex prior to meeting your wife?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Well...yeah.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58Then if you do have an STI, you could have caught it years ago.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Oh.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06When I met Megan,
0:24:06 > 0:24:09I'd just got divorced from my first wife.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12She had an affair.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13It was messy.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18I already had one shot at happily ever after.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Then Megan gave me a second chance.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22She clearly had faith in you.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24She did, yes.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26But now she knows the truth.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Adultery, that's what pays our mortgage.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Megan's right.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35It's...despicable.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Some marriages stick to the rules.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Others bend them a little.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Don't you think marriage needs rules?
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Otherwise, what's the point?
0:24:48 > 0:24:52If open marriages tended to work, my employers would be out of business.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Maybe.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57But monogamy without openness, honesty...
0:24:57 > 0:25:01Well, I've seen marriages flounder that way, too.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06Fidelity isn't everything.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Not when there isn't any trust.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21Megan?
0:25:22 > 0:25:24It's over.
0:25:24 > 0:25:25We're over.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27There are no more secrets.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Couldn't you tolerate living with a pimp,
0:25:31 > 0:25:33at least until something better comes along?
0:25:33 > 0:25:35A better job or a better woman?
0:25:35 > 0:25:37There is no better woman.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39I shouldn't have lied to you, Megan.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42I knew you'd think the job was... seedy and unacceptable.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44I thought the same myself,
0:25:44 > 0:25:47but...I was clutching at straws, and we needed the money.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52You're my princess.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57I wanted you to think that I was better than that.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59I did think that - until today.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02I haven't stopped looking for another job.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Will you please give me another chance?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08I should have just asked you about the leaflet.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Promise me one thing.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15That whatever problems or dilemmas you have,
0:26:15 > 0:26:18you'll always share them with me. I will.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22MUSIC: "Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Cheers!
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Cheers!
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Kevin!
0:26:43 > 0:26:45I don't know what I was thinking.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Well, I was a bit of a prat, wasn't I?
0:27:09 > 0:27:12It's not really a 999 call, though, is it?
0:27:12 > 0:27:14She's taken her breaking knife.
0:27:14 > 0:27:18When you helped Sigourney with the leak at the salon.... Yeah.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20She didn't mention her mum was into plumbing, did she?
0:27:20 > 0:27:23What? Nothing.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25What have you done? What do you mean?
0:27:25 > 0:27:27I want it back!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29You made us look stupid, you behaved like a child.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Me? You were fraternising with the enemy!
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