0:00:29 > 0:00:31Thought you'd be at your mum's by now?
0:00:31 > 0:00:33'Keep still, will you!'
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Abby refused to go to school. Said she had stomach ache.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Chancing her arm, more like.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43You promised you'd have a word with her. Did I?
0:00:43 > 0:00:47Sophie, I won't tell you again, get in the car!
0:00:47 > 0:00:52They're doing my head in. Are you even listening?
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Col?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55You've got me on speaker, haven't you?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57I'm at work, Lise.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59It's obviously more important than your family.
0:00:59 > 0:01:04Lise, I've got to finish all this before the doctor's.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06I'll see you there in half an hour, OK?
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Don't you get sidetracked again and forget.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Hey, I thought I heard you in the shower this morning.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17How'd it go last night?
0:01:17 > 0:01:20What happened? Trust me, you do not want to know.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Awwww! Tell Auntie Jas.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26All right, OK? It was all going great. Until...
0:01:26 > 0:01:29the ultimate passion killer put a kibosh on things.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32She was wearing Bridget Jones knickers?
0:01:32 > 0:01:36No, it wasn't Sigourney, it was these strange...half animal
0:01:36 > 0:01:40half court jester sounds, coming from the other room.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43What? Heston and Gloria getting it on.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Ewwww! Oh!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Any other job and they'd come down on you like a tonne of bricks
0:01:52 > 0:01:54if you kept people waiting like this.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Not doctors. They think they're above the rest of us!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Maybe they've had an emergency? We're an emergency!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Are we? If this doesn't get sorted today...
0:02:03 > 0:02:07It will! Promise me? Yeah.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11I'm coming in with you. I just said, didn't I?
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Today, Col!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18I'll go through with it this time. Honestly!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20I'm still coming in.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Mr Colin McLeod. The doctor will... OK.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34HESTON HUMS
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Someone's perky.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I wouldn't say that.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41There's something different, a little glow perhaps?
0:02:41 > 0:02:46Was there something you wanted? I want to talk about the polyclinic.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Oh, well, Howard's your man, but he's on special duty this afternoon.
0:02:50 > 0:02:55Last night, Gary Lucas openly invited Zara and I to jump ship.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58He can't do that! Why not?
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Poaching staff. It's unethical! Maybe.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06But he offered a very attractive package.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08You going to take him up on it?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11No, absolutely not, but others might.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14This is a really serious threat to our business. Howard was right.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Yes. Another thing.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20I got the impression that Howard and Lucas have some kind of history.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22He never mentioned it.
0:03:22 > 0:03:27Did you actually say no to Lucas? No, I didn't.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Keep talking to him, find out what we're up against.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41You really can tell me anything. There's no need to be embarrassed.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48It's my shoulder. It's been giving me gyp.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Right. So, tell me more.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55It's nothing, really.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57I lug a lot of stuff around for work,
0:03:57 > 0:03:59bound to get the odd ache and pain.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03So, your shoulder's not the problem?
0:04:03 > 0:04:08What are you doing? Got this mole on my back. Can you have a look? Yes.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Right. Does it itch or bleed?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14No. Has it recently changed size, shape or colour?
0:04:14 > 0:04:17No, but you hear about skin cancer all the time.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21There's no indication that it's malignant.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24If you're worried, get your wife to take a picture of it.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27See if it changes or gets any bigger over the next three months.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Will do.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Then I'll make you a referral to the hospital. Great.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41How did it go? All sorted.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Well done, love! I knew you could do it.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47I'll make you something special for your tea. My favourite? Yeah.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50As long as the kids aren't playing up.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55My great big bear. Is that what she calls it?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57That's it!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Calm down, they're leaving now.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Honestly, I feel ill!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03You should be happy for him.
0:05:03 > 0:05:08Yeah? Just imagine hearing your parents going at it next door!
0:05:08 > 0:05:12There's a lot to be said for growing up in a single-parent household.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19So, last night was a PR exercise, really.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23I was the only one who was asking pertinent questions.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Is that right?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Gary Lucas is in it for the wrong reasons,
0:05:27 > 0:05:29certainly not the patients.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Another one? You're kidding me!
0:05:31 > 0:05:33At this rate, I'm going to be here gone midnight!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Closing smaller practices means patients having to travel further
0:05:36 > 0:05:40to their GPs. Putting vulnerable patients at risk!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Do any of those e-mails need following up?
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Not really. Keep looking!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54YOU can thank me later.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Maybe lunch at the Icon, bottle of wine...
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Thank you for what?
0:05:59 > 0:06:03I'm going to Mandy's for a girly night out, so tonight is your night.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06I've even swung an open invitation, so I can stay at her place
0:06:06 > 0:06:08whenever I need to. Thank you!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Come on, what you waiting for? Give her a call.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14So, I'm thinking at least a Prosecco, something over a fiver.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Yeah, right.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Hi, it's me. I was just wondering if you're free?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Tonight?
0:06:23 > 0:06:27OK, why don't you come over? Romantic meal for two?
0:06:27 > 0:06:31Am I cooking? Absolutely. I'm a dab hand at the old bouillabaisse.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34All right, then. I'll see you then. Bye!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37What?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39That pasta bake?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41That was a new recipe! I was experimenting!
0:06:41 > 0:06:45What about the Moroccan chicken salad the week before?
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Yeah, all right, my cooking could do with some improvement.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52So, what do you suggest?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Give her a call, come clean.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58No, I can't do that. I'll think of something.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Your funeral.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04I blame the mojitos!
0:07:04 > 0:07:08I was perfectly well-behaved before we started on them.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12I honestly haven't had that much fun in ages!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14So you said.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17And you, Dr Carter, are a dark horse.
0:07:17 > 0:07:22I'm a pretty good judge of people, but I had you down as a shy one.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Appearances can be deceptive.
0:07:24 > 0:07:29Can't they just! I mean, last night, wow-eee!
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Are all medical people that...inventive?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36You'd have to ask them. Well, duty calls.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Parting is such sweet sorrow Yes, yes, yes, yes.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51I'm sorry about the short notice. Is Joe OK?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54He has a slight temperature. I'm sure his child minder's overreacting,
0:07:54 > 0:07:57but I do have to go and collect him. Anything I should know about?
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Hangovers, morning after pills and hypochondriacs.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03The usual, then?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Where were you when I called, by the way?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08There was a dreadful caterwauling in the background.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11I was getting some nice food in for tonight. Some toddler let rip.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14So you're cooking for this girl now? Must be serious.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16If you're going to give me a hard...
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Actually, I couldn't be happier for you.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Really? All this playing the field.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24You were in danger of becoming shallow.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30KNOCK AT DOOR
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Yeah? Am I disturbing you?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Have you read this stuff on the polyclinic?
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Ah! So Gary Lucas has got even you rattled?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41It's privatisation by the back door.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45What gets my goat is that the CCG have given it their full backing.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47What does Lucas know that we don't?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49He can be very persuasive.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51I've just had him on the phone inviting me to dinner.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53e wants to discuss "opportunities".
0:08:53 > 0:08:57What did you say? Not much. I was surprised he'd be so brazen.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00You didn't refuse? Well, no...
0:09:00 > 0:09:04OK, arrange to meet him. Let him think you're interested.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06I've said the same to Daniel. Daniel's been approached?!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09If Lucas thinks he can get some of our staff,
0:09:09 > 0:09:12it may delay him finding other people.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Right. Better make that call, then.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Blood pressure's normal. That's a relief.
0:09:23 > 0:09:28You had an appointment earlier on today?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Is there something on your mind?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33It's the wife. She unwell?
0:09:33 > 0:09:37She found out. You're having relationship problems?
0:09:37 > 0:09:41That I bottled it before, with Dr Carmichael.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45I was supposed to get a referral. For what?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Lisa wants us to have a vasectomy.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Oh! OK! How do you feel about that?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53We can barely cope with the kids we have.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56What with the cost of nappies, the mess, sleepless nights...
0:09:56 > 0:09:58No more, Lisa says. Well, that's understandable.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Have you thought about other forms of contraception?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Condoms - unreliable. She doesn't want to be on the pill for years.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Hates the coil because it gave her greasy hair.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09What about contraceptive implants?
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Don't get her started on that one.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Relying on something the size of a matchstick? Madness!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16OK, a vasectomy could be the way to go.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Have you looked into what it entails?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22She has. I couldn't face it.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25It's fairly straightforward, takes about 30 minutes
0:10:25 > 0:10:27and can be done under local anaesthetic.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29What about the stuff they don't tell you?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32There's a risk of infection with any operation.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36And you may feel some discomfort and swelling afterwards.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Very occasionally, some men have pain in their testicles
0:10:39 > 0:10:40for several months, but...
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Are you OK?
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Just dandy(!)
0:10:45 > 0:10:48It doesn't seem you're that keen on the idea.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Have you tried to explain to her?
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Like a million times.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52It's a very personal decision.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53You're telling me.
0:10:53 > 0:10:58I read a while back that men that are pressured into having
0:10:58 > 0:11:01a vasectomy are more likely to have problems.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Problems?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06With their relationship. Now, if you were to tell her that...
0:11:08 > 0:11:12I'm going to call her now, tell her it's a bad idea for the both of us.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Good luck!
0:11:19 > 0:11:23You know those two lads reported as acting suspiciously?
0:11:23 > 0:11:24False alarm.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Well, could have been something.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29I was doing some thinking whilst I was out.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31You know the problem with people like Gary Lucas?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Not really, but I'm sure you're going to tell me.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36They think they're modernisers, but they only care about the young.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38The type of people who rarely visit their GP.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Right... Polyclinics don't work for the elderly,
0:11:42 > 0:11:45or the long-term sick. They need a continuity of care.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Would your granny want a different GP every visit?
0:11:47 > 0:11:50There's been a load of cars that have been keyed
0:11:50 > 0:11:53and vandalised on Nielsen Street. Do you know it?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55It's just round the corner from the Icon. That's the one.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58If you can go and get some statements from any victims
0:11:58 > 0:12:01and talk to the bar staff, see if they saw anything. Will do.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Off you go.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09You!
0:12:09 > 0:12:12You told my Colin not to have a vasectomy!
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Well, not exactly...
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Got kids, have you?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Then you've no right sticking your nose in.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20As a GP, I was just offering advice...
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Don't patronise me.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23I wasn't.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24You're not the one run ragged.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Or him.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Out at work from seven in the morning, until who knows when.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33It's me who has to keep everything going, so there's no way on Earth
0:12:33 > 0:12:35I'm getting pregnant again. Do you hear me?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Loud and clear. Unfortunately, we close in five minutes.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Maybe you should some back later?
0:12:39 > 0:12:40You're not fobbing us off that easy.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44Five minutes is enough to make the referral, right?
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Yes and no. Colin?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Another couple of days won't hurt, will it, love?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Give me time to get my head around it.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56You're talking about a very sensitive area...
0:12:56 > 0:12:58You think giving birth to three kids was easy?!
0:12:58 > 0:13:01No, but what if something goes wrong?
0:13:01 > 0:13:06Tell him he's being stupid, that won't happen.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09It is extremely unlikely you'll have any complications.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Better than 18 years of another child we can't afford.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15It's not just the physical side.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17I've been thinking about the future.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19What if something happened to you and the kids?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21How do you mean?
0:13:21 > 0:13:24If you all...you know.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26What are you saying?
0:13:26 > 0:13:29I might want to start a new family.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31You'd forget about us?!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33No, not exactly...
0:13:33 > 0:13:34Is that all we mean to you?!
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Love!
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Don't touch me!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Nicely put(!)
0:13:43 > 0:13:45I'm off to Mandy's. I'm sure Kevin won't be long.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47I'll be fine.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Well, make yourself at home. If there's any mess, it's his.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51Of course. Have a good night.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54I'm sure he's cooking something nice for you.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11PHONE RINGS
0:14:13 > 0:14:14LISA CRIES
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Lise...
0:14:16 > 0:14:19You know I hate it when you're upset.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Go away!
0:14:22 > 0:14:25It came out all wrong.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29I only meant if you had a horrible accident or something.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31The thing is, they're going to start locking up the building soon.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34He's probably got someone else lined up already!
0:14:34 > 0:14:35I haven't, Lise.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38How can I trust anything that comes out of your mouth?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Our whole relationship's a lie.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Don't say that, honey, please!
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Can I have a word with the manager, please?
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Yes, just in here, sir.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56Not you as well?!
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Howard, wait...
0:14:58 > 0:14:59He's not getting away with this!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01I can explain...
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Special Constable Bellamy.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Hello.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09I didn't think even you would stoop this low.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Am I in trouble, officer?
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Don't play the innocent.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15I know you're trying to steal my staff.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Isn't it up to Emma where she works?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19And if the offer's more attractive...
0:15:19 > 0:15:21What, from a creep like you? Howard, listen to me.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Do you know what I don't like about you...?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25I have no intention of taking the job.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27So, why are you here?
0:15:27 > 0:15:28To spy for Heston.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31I credited you with more professionalism.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32You keep Emma out of this.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34I don't appreciate people wasting my time.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Especially when it's out of some misguided sense of loyalty.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40At least she knows the meaning of the word.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41You know when you were at the PCT,
0:15:41 > 0:15:43people used to call you Captain Mainwaring.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46You're a laughing stock, a dinosaur.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Don't listen to him.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50You've no place in the new NHS.
0:15:50 > 0:15:51I expect part of you knows this,
0:15:51 > 0:15:54which is why you're parading round as a toy copper.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56I take this work very seriously.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58I'm sure you do.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01But you can't buy respect with a uniform, Howard.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02It's the oldest cliche in the book.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Argh!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09I'm really sorry about all this.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Should I start dinner?
0:16:11 > 0:16:13No! It's all in hand.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15The ready meals, you mean?
0:16:15 > 0:16:16You found them?
0:16:16 > 0:16:19It's quite sweet you were trying to impress me, actually.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21And you bought a new shirt.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23You were in my bedroom?!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25There was nothing else to do, so I had a look around. Yeah?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Why don't you have a look and see what's on telly, yeah?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30I'll be as quick as I can.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Nothing's worked.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36I even offered to re-paint the spare room.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39She needs to feel wanted. Sweet talk her, you know.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I'm terrible at that stuff.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43How did you two meet? That must have been romantic.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Our first date at La Taverna, remember, Lise?
0:16:51 > 0:16:54You thought the chilli garnish was your starter.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Never drank so much water in my life!
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Like a total idiot.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Still, before you left, I told you you were beautiful.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Yeah, you did.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09And Tenerife, what a holiday.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12That view of the beach from the hotel, I'll never forget it.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15We did spend three days stuck in there after that dodgy paella!
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Good times, though, eh?
0:17:18 > 0:17:19I suppose.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21(Keep going, keep going.)
0:17:21 > 0:17:23We can do it again, Lise.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25You mean the world to us!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27So prove it.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Anything you say.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31You know what I want, Col.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33All right, I'll do it.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36I'll have the vasectomy.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37Thank you!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Oh, Col, thank you!
0:17:50 > 0:17:52How could you be so stupid?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Letting someone like that get to you?!
0:17:54 > 0:17:57If anyone saw, you could be reported.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Have you thought about that?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Have you thought about what it would do to your job in the police,
0:18:01 > 0:18:04never mind your position at the Mill?
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Are you listening to me?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10He hasn't won yet.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12No? No.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16You look terrible.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Are you all right?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20I've got to get back to the station.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Crack open a bottle, I'm on my way.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Do you want the onion rings an' all?
0:18:30 > 0:18:31That would be smashing.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Ready?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Thanks, Doctor Tyler...for making him see sense.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39Yeah.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45No... You're kidding me! What?
0:18:45 > 0:18:46I think we're locked in the building!
0:18:46 > 0:18:49What are we going to do? How are we going to get out?
0:18:49 > 0:18:51I'll call security, the number's upstairs.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Tonight's jinxed, totally jinxed!
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Thank you. Thanks.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04You should have let me pay, as an apology.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07I have to go. Please, sit down.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09At least let me check it's not broken.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Still in one piece.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Howard must be getting rusty.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29I'll get us both a drink.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31So you can talk me out of pressing charges?
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Are you going to?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Damn right.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37You must see that Howard isn't himself.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40I'm just amazed, even after that embarrassing display,
0:19:40 > 0:19:41your first thoughts are for him.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Howard lashed out because he's scared.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46It's no excuse. I've no choice.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49If you make this public, it won't help your cause.
0:19:49 > 0:19:54A public brawl with your main competition will just look petty.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56You know how quickly public opinion can change.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59He tried to belittle me at a public meeting last night.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02His behaviour was totally inappropriate.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Let me talk to him. I can rein him in.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Like you did just now?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08All right, I admit he's still Howard,
0:20:08 > 0:20:10still as stubborn as they come.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12But he knows when he's gone too far.
0:20:18 > 0:20:23IF I let this go, you guarantee me he'll be no more trouble?
0:20:23 > 0:20:26I'll keep ol' Mainwaring at bay.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Funny, I seem to remember that you were the only one who never
0:20:31 > 0:20:33called him that. Was I?
0:20:34 > 0:20:36He's lucky to have you.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58PHONE RINGS
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Howard Bellamy.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Sergeant...
0:21:05 > 0:21:08It took longer than I thought.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10OK, I'm on my way.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22We're pretty desperate, so, if you get this message,
0:21:22 > 0:21:26will you contact Campus Security straightaway?
0:21:26 > 0:21:28How many's that you've called?
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Mrs Tembe, Howard, Heston, Jas...
0:21:31 > 0:21:34I just don't understand why no-one's picking up.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Mum's doing her nut.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Kids still up, then?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Shall we get back to where we were?
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Decision-making, wasn't it? Yeah.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47So, who makes the majority, do you reckon?
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Me, I suppose.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51I like an easy life!
0:21:53 > 0:21:54I don't see the problem here.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56The vasectomy's something we both want.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Well, you can see why Colin might feel pressured?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01You can be a bit pushy, Lise.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05I'm from a big family,
0:22:05 > 0:22:07you fight your own corner. PHONE RINGS
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Barry!
0:22:08 > 0:22:11How soon can you send someone over here?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Authorisation? To do what?
0:22:16 > 0:22:19If I was going to steal something, I would have done it by now.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Who do you need to talk to?
0:22:23 > 0:22:26I've already phoned him and he's not answering his phone.
0:22:26 > 0:22:31Well, I guess we'll just have to sit here and wait, then, won't we?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33This Barry doesn't like you much.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35You could say that.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37I'm starving.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Me too. Dying for a cuppa an' all.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Can we stop talking about food, please?
0:22:43 > 0:22:44OK...
0:22:44 > 0:22:48Colin, will you tell me why you're worried about having the operation?
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Lisa, will you promise to hear him out?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55It's hard to explain...
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Feels like I wouldn't be a proper man.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04You'd still be able to have kids, but I wouldn't.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Like something's missing.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Do you get me?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Kind of...
0:23:10 > 0:23:14I guess Colin's worried because of the way he sees himself.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17You've heard of low self-esteem?
0:23:17 > 0:23:21Well, yeah, but what's that got to do with this?
0:23:26 > 0:23:29I promise, soon as I can, I'll get you some more bodies.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32What took you?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34And what's this?
0:23:35 > 0:23:37If I'd known you were going to the supermarket,
0:23:37 > 0:23:39I'd have given you a bloody list.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41I managed to get most of the statements,
0:23:41 > 0:23:43but the Icon's manager was too busy to talk.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Doesn't matter, anyway, I need to send someone else down there.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Why's that? Cos I forgot to mention that the CCTV needs checking.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51It might bring something up.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Anyway, I need you in custody.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55There's been a big fight at the Anchor.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Got a party wagon coming in any minute.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58I'll see you in there.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06I keep pressing buttons, but nothing's happening.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07I don't believe that for a minute.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Yeah? Well, until you get here, the DVD's all I've got!
0:24:11 > 0:24:13You sure you've got the right remote?
0:24:13 > 0:24:14I think so.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16There's nothing on TV,
0:24:16 > 0:24:18so I thought I'd check out what you've got stored.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21You can tell a lot about a boy from his hard drive.
0:24:21 > 0:24:22It's broken.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24It's totally kaput.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Do you know how much longer you are going to be?
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Honestly?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31OK, bye.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54I think we've made some good progress.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57You both agree not to rush into anything for now?
0:24:59 > 0:25:04Until we've got this sorted, we'd better not...do the business.
0:25:04 > 0:25:05What?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Safest thing. Do you understand, love?
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Is this how it's going to be?
0:25:10 > 0:25:12You blackmailing me into every decision? Col?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15I know you don't want another baby, and that's fine,
0:25:15 > 0:25:17but I need more time. All right, keep your hair on!
0:25:17 > 0:25:18I'm serious, Lise.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Maybe I'll have the operation, maybe I won't...
0:25:20 > 0:25:24but it's got to be when I'm good and ready. Right...
0:25:24 > 0:25:25OK.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28DOOR OPENS DOWNSTAIRS
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Oh, finally!
0:25:30 > 0:25:32PHONE RINGS
0:25:35 > 0:25:38That your lady friend?
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Yeah... She's gone home.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Sorry to hear that, mate.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50COUGHING AND VOMITING
0:25:55 > 0:25:57You all right in there, Howard?
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Yeah, I'm fine.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07I don't think you are, mate.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Do you want to talk about this?
0:26:10 > 0:26:12I mean, I'm no expert, but bingeing on chocolate,
0:26:12 > 0:26:14then making yourself sick...
0:26:15 > 0:26:17It's nothing, all right.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19It's nothing to be ashamed of.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Lots of people get it.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25Do they?
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Yeah.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30I think you should talk to someone,
0:26:30 > 0:26:32get some professional help or something.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54Full men's Brazilian.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55Whoa! Whoa! Back up!
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Isn't that when...everything's...?
0:26:57 > 0:26:58No!
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Please, I don't understand...
0:27:01 > 0:27:02Is everything OK?
0:27:02 > 0:27:03Leave me alone.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Ah! Get off! You have to listen to me! Get away from her!
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Bit of booze isn't going to kill her, is it?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Not unless she's taken something else with it.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11Ask him.
0:27:11 > 0:27:12Because, whatever it is,
0:27:12 > 0:27:14I think he needs some help.
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