0:00:31 > 0:00:33I love this house.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Me too.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37I love my life.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Me too.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40I love my wife.
0:00:46 > 0:00:46Why not?
0:00:46 > 0:00:48I've told you.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50But after you've seen the nurse?
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Normal service resumed.
0:00:53 > 0:00:54And you're happy?
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Yes.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59What do you mean?
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Just that...
0:01:01 > 0:01:02..we could not bother.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16You want to be fitted for an IUD?
0:01:16 > 0:01:17That's right.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Are you not getting on with the cap? The coil sounds less hard work.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23I'd like the one with copper.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Right.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27More than 99% effective? That's right.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30And I wouldn't even know it's there. Just forget about it for five years?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Mm-hmm.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Are you planning on having any children?
0:01:34 > 0:01:36No.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38And you're not likely to change your mind? No.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40It's just that it is an invasive procedure
0:01:40 > 0:01:44and even though it's reversible there are often more suitable ways of...
0:01:44 > 0:01:46My husband has always said he didn't want children.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50OK.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52But this morning he said we shouldn't be using
0:01:52 > 0:01:53contraception at all.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57So you think he's changed his mind?
0:01:57 > 0:01:58I don't know.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Maybe you should speak to your husband before we do the procedure.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06You don't know the half of it.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08No?
0:02:11 > 0:02:12I'm infertile.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18KNOCK AT DOOR
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Sorry, first chance I've had all morning.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Everywhere I go - Gary Lucas.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25In the newspapers, on the radio,
0:02:25 > 0:02:29the changing the face of GP practices in Letherbridge.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Everybody I speak to "Ooh, what are you going to do
0:02:31 > 0:02:32"when there's a new polyclinic?"
0:02:32 > 0:02:33I've got nothing!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Apart from Al's hunch about the newts.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39The what?
0:02:39 > 0:02:40It doesn't matter.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Have you been bingeing?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Howard?
0:02:46 > 0:02:49I want to help you, but you've got to be completely honest with me.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Completely?
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Completely.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Follow me.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01How about having children some other way?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03No, I don't want them. Neither of us do.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05We always agreed.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07But if you know you can't have them,
0:03:07 > 0:03:09why are you still using birth control?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Because he'll know.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Your husband?
0:03:13 > 0:03:14We discuss things.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19What if he goes off and has children with someone else?
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Why would he?
0:03:20 > 0:03:21You know what men are like -
0:03:21 > 0:03:25as soon as you tell them they can't do something...
0:03:25 > 0:03:27And now he wants us to stop using birth control.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31When did you have your fertility test?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34I can't find a record of it here.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37There isn't one. I did it privately.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Two years ago.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42You've gone all that time without telling your husband?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45I was worried things would change.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Why? Because they did for me.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49After I found out...
0:03:51 > 0:03:53..I didn't feel like having sex.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56And this has gone on for two years?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58He doesn't pester me the way he used to.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02If I say no, he just gives up,
0:04:02 > 0:04:04which could be a good thing.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05But you know what men are like.
0:04:07 > 0:04:12It hasn't just stopped.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Ann, you can't carry on like this.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18It's obvious.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20What is?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22He's having an affair.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Buy one get one free?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Have you eaten any?
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Not yet.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42That shows some self control.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43The calm before the storm.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Make it last a month.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50A month?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52One now and one this afternoon.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Packets? No, biscuits.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01You can do this, but I can't stand over your shoulder watching you.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Don't give up.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Amble versus Amble-Brown. Amble versus Amble-Brown.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Amble versus Amble-Brown.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17It's over. What is?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Who is she? Who?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Don't think you're getting the house, because you're not.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24What are you talking about? Amble versus Amble-Brown. What?
0:05:24 > 0:05:29Husband and wife barristers, like us, worked in the same chambers,
0:05:29 > 0:05:32like us, until he went off with someone else.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Amble-Brown got it all.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Went back to being plain old Brown.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39The partners kicked Amble out.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41He never worked again. You think I'm having an affair?
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Which one of us do you think they'd choose? I'm not having an affair.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46We can't both keep on working here. For the last time...
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Who would you choose?
0:05:47 > 0:05:49All right, if we have to...
0:05:50 > 0:05:52..I've been here longer.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54What did you do last tax year?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56I don't ask you how much you earn.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Because you feel inadequate? Intimidated?
0:06:01 > 0:06:04You said you needed it three times a day. When? University.
0:06:04 > 0:06:0720 years ago? And your appetite's suddenly diminished?
0:06:07 > 0:06:08I tried this morning, didn't I?
0:06:08 > 0:06:09And then you gave up.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12When did you start giving up so easily?
0:06:12 > 0:06:13I thought you'd gone off it.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18How about this afternoon? I'm working from home.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20I'm not cheating on you.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23I love you.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27I'd keep you.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31If I was head of the firm, had to choose.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32I'd keep you, let me go.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Morning, James. Hi.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38It's over,
0:06:38 > 0:06:40and this time I mean it. Ann!
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Good morning?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Not at all bad, thank you. And you?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Fine.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59How's it going with Sigourney?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Yeah, great, amazing.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04It's great that you're still up for it.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05You what, now?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Well, I was just thinking, if we were gorillas... Gorillas?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Yeah, gorillas.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11We'd have been pushed aside by younger, stronger,
0:07:11 > 0:07:12better-looking males.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Mate, I'm 30.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17You've been saying that a while, haven't you? I am!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Ever find yourself thinking about your mortgage?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Sometimes. Even when you shouldn't be?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23No.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Water rates, meter on meter? No. Rio 2014? No!
0:07:28 > 0:07:29You're a better man than I am.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Maybe I am.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Wait till you have kids.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Sometimes all you want to do is fall asleep, whatever you're doing.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Sleep - the one thing I'm not getting.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Count yourself lucky.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Two ticks, I'll get him. It's Gloria.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Why don't you tell her to call you on the mobile?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53I've switched it off. Well, switch it back on again,
0:07:53 > 0:07:55how else is she going to get hold of you?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Gloria?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Of course I haven't forgotten.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01I'm waiting for the right moment.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Gloria...
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Glor...
0:08:05 > 0:08:06KNOCK AT DOOR
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Heston?
0:08:14 > 0:08:17I'm afraid we're closed. You'll have to come back after.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20You're right, we couldn't go on the way we were.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Sorry? I've left him.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23You've done what? I've left him.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Come this way.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Of course I'm still here.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Look, I've said I'll speak to Kevin and I will speak to Kevin.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Yeah, but, Gloria...
0:08:48 > 0:08:49So he is having an affair?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51With Sinead.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Sinead?
0:08:52 > 0:08:53I've just seen them together.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55You caught them?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57At work.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58She works with you?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00She just started working two months ago -
0:09:00 > 0:09:02the same time he stopped wanting sex with me.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05So she started two months ago
0:09:05 > 0:09:08and he started the affair as soon as she arrived?
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Did they know each other before?
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Maybe.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Hang on, but he said he wanted children this morning
0:09:14 > 0:09:16and that you should stop using contraception.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Why would he say that if he was having an affair with someone else?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Because as soon as he finds out that I can't have children,
0:09:21 > 0:09:24he has the perfect justification for leaving me.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26But he doesn't know you can't.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29He must suspect.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32How could he if you're still using contraception?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Because he'll find out as soon as we start trying for a baby.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Anna, are you sure about this?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42You don't think he's having an affair?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45You don't sound very sure yourself. You should talk to him.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47I can't.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49So you're just going to break up with him?
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Just talk to him.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51I can't.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Will you?
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Me? Tell him I'm ill, hysterical, I don't even know what I'm saying.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00You wouldn't even have to lie. Look at me.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Anna...
0:10:03 > 0:10:05..I just think you should talk to him yourself.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09I've ruined everything, haven't I?
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Where are you going now?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Back home. To try and turn this back.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25You know.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28What? All that stuff about gorillas.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31I overheard Gloria.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36You overheard Gloria where? Here.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Gloria was here. Yesterday.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Talking about it? Afraid so.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45So, mate, you've got erectile dysfunction. Did you try Viagra?
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Keep your voice down.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48I don't want everyone to know about it.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49PHONE RINGS
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Good afternoon, Mill Health Centre.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Hold on, I'll see if he's available.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57It's Gary Lucas for you.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Oh, OK.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03I'm sorry, Mr Bellamy's not available.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Can I get him to call you back?
0:11:06 > 0:11:07OK, thank you, bye.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22DOOR OPENS
0:11:22 > 0:11:24I am not just going to sit around doing nothing
0:11:24 > 0:11:26while my investment goes up in smoke.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28We could all lose everything.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33And yet you'd rather stuff your face than talk to Gary Lucas!
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Pull yourself together, man.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Come to collect your things?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55I don't see why I should have to go.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Let me.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I would have chosen you.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10You make people feel wanted.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13You make me feel wanted.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15I read Amble versus Amble-Brown.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Yes.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18And any judge would find for me. I know.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Well, you can't behave the way you did. I know I can't.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21If you do...
0:12:26 > 0:12:28I'm not having an affair. I know.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Then what was all that about Sinead? Let's not talk about it now.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32Why would you think that? I don't know.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Then why did you say it? I'm sorry.
0:12:36 > 0:12:37I love you.
0:12:38 > 0:12:39Please don't leave me.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Ann, no.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42I love you so much.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44So much.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49You make me so happy.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00DOORBELL RINGS
0:13:00 > 0:13:01Leave it. No.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04This was a bad idea anyway.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Yes.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Mandy Marquez.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18From the Mill Health Centre.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20And?
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Can I come in?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30KNOCK AT DOOR Come in.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Alistair, why are there newts on my desk?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54I couldn't possibly say.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Are these from the colony at the polyclinic site?
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Em...not exactly.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03Then what are they doing here?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08From tiny acorns... Explain.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11We've got a male newt, we've got a female newt.
0:14:11 > 0:14:16As long as there are no performance issues, we have ourselves a colony.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Are you suggesting we put them there?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20What, in the reeds by the pond? I'm suggesting no such thing.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24So this was your hunch.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Where'd you get them?
0:14:32 > 0:14:35I know people who know people who know newts.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37And to stop people putting two and two together...
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Absolutely not.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42I'm a special constable.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Yeah, but no-one will suspect.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48No-one will suspect because I'm not going to do it.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Fine. I might as well release them here.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52It's not like this place is going to be around much longer,
0:14:52 > 0:14:55not with the new polyclinic opening up the road.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56Alistair, wait.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Can you make up your mind, please, Howard?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03The newts don't like indecision. It makes them nervous.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07It makes everybody nervous.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19So what's this all about?
0:15:21 > 0:15:22You're not ill. Eh, no.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28But there is something you want to say.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Ann...
0:15:29 > 0:15:30What is it?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36I can't have children.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38What?
0:15:39 > 0:15:40I'm infertile.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45What about the cap, the coil? If I hadn't, you'd have known.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48What if I did? Well, you would have left me.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49Why?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51I don't want children, you know I don't.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54That's not what you said this morning. What did I say?
0:15:54 > 0:15:56You said we should stop using contraception.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59No, I said we didn't need to change what we were using.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04You don't want to start a family.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Of course not.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07You know I don't.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10So you haven't changed your mind. No.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13I just meant...
0:16:15 > 0:16:17..I like things the way they were.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21Right.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23I see.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28So this was all just a misunderstanding.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Ann.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34I suppose... But...
0:16:37 > 0:16:39I meant it all...
0:16:40 > 0:16:42..when we got married. Everything.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Look, whatever it is...just say it.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50I thought it would go away.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Then as time went on, I...
0:16:59 > 0:17:00It was me.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04I was the one who changed my mind.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08When I discovered I was infertile...
0:17:10 > 0:17:12..that's when I realised it would never happen.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18That I would never have your babies.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21SHE CRIES
0:17:27 > 0:17:31So, em, as I say, personal issues,
0:17:31 > 0:17:33professional issues,
0:17:33 > 0:17:35em, career...
0:17:35 > 0:17:38As the elder statesman, I've seen it all -
0:17:38 > 0:17:40tricky diagnoses,
0:17:40 > 0:17:42tricky patients,
0:17:42 > 0:17:44performance issues of...
0:17:44 > 0:17:45PHONE RINGS
0:17:45 > 0:17:46..any kind.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Oh, for pity's sake, woman!
0:17:51 > 0:17:52Sorry.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Where was I? Oh, right, performance issues.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59I've always thought it was most unfair,
0:17:59 > 0:18:00a curse on men,
0:18:00 > 0:18:02that women can dissemble their, em...
0:18:04 > 0:18:11Whereas men cannot disguise their lack of arousal.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Have you written a speech?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16I formed a few thoughts.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17But have you told anyone?
0:18:17 > 0:18:20My dear boy. No, seriously, have you told anyone?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22No!
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Now what's going on? I thought you were keen on Sigourney. I am.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Then persevere.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30If at first you don't succeed...
0:18:30 > 0:18:35Then try, try, try, try, try again?
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Oh, I see.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Well, don't be too hard on yourself.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41How am I supposed not to?!
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Think of something else? Like what, my mortgage? The World Cup?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Marilyn Monroe. Grace Kelly.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50Ruth Madoc.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Sorry, I'm not very good at these things.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Then why are you bothering?
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Gloria told me to.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Gloria told you to.
0:19:02 > 0:19:09And talk to you I have. I have discharged my, em, duty so to...
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Sorry about that.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Heston. Yes.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16When you say you've been through everything. At my age, yes.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20But not that.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22PHONE RINGS
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Although, never say never.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33PHONE VIBRATES
0:19:38 > 0:19:39Hi.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40Hi.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43What are you up to?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Oh, not much. How about you?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Thinking about you.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Yeah, I'm thinking about you too.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52What are you wearing?
0:19:54 > 0:19:55What is this?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57What do you want it to be?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00I don't know, but...
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Whatever it is...
0:20:02 > 0:20:03Is it working?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Yeah.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08What do you want me to wear this evening?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Why can't you wear what you're wearing now?
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Well, then I'd have nothing to take off.
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Seriously?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Seriously.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Hold it, your mum didn't put you up to this, did she?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Kevin!
0:20:22 > 0:20:24I'm sorry, it's just I've had Heston in here.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Great, now I'm not in the mood.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30It's not about not being in the mood.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31Oh, well, then what is it about?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35I've got a meeting, OK, so I've got to go. I'll speak to you later.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37I've got to go.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Well? It was a stupid idea.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Can you think of a better one?
0:20:50 > 0:20:53I'm going to ring Heston, see what he thinks. No.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56You hear about it all the time.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Men suddenly deciding they want children
0:20:58 > 0:21:00and it being too late for the woman.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Well, I don't want them, and I'm not going to. Why not?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06For the same reason you didn't until you changed your mind.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08The work, the crying, our job.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14Do you still want children with James, Ann? I can't.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15What about adoption?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17No, I couldn't. No, I couldn't.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19What happens when you have a mid-life crisis,
0:21:19 > 0:21:22when you wake up in the night in a panic you have no-one?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24I won't have no-one. I'll have you.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26I won't have no-one. I'll have you.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27I changed my mind, so could you.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29I'm not going to.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32And what's to stop you for going of and having children
0:21:32 > 0:21:34with another woman? Sinead?
0:21:34 > 0:21:35For the last time,
0:21:35 > 0:21:39I've got no interest in Sinead or any other woman or having children.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43It's a miserable world full of criminals.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46I know, I made 82k out of them last tax year.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48I don't want to bring new life into it.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52This is as much as I can hope for.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56How do I prove to you that I'm not going to go off
0:21:56 > 0:21:58and have kids with some other woman?
0:21:58 > 0:22:02What do you want me to do, because whatever it is, I'll do it.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Ann...
0:22:04 > 0:22:08You can't enjoy sex while you're still thinking about babies,
0:22:08 > 0:22:10and, James, you want to prove to Ann
0:22:10 > 0:22:12that you're not going to change your mind.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16Can I make a suggestion?
0:22:22 > 0:22:23Thank you so much.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25See you soon. Bye.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37You should have said if you didn't want me eating them.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39I thought you might have saved me a few.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40You've eaten two boxes?
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Night, Howard.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Good night. Are you on shift tonight?
0:22:45 > 0:22:46No.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47What are you doing then?
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Nowhere. Nothing.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Are those our sandwiches?
0:22:52 > 0:22:55No, oh, yes. He left them behind.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58I'm going to take them home for safe keeping. Safe keeping?
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Refrigeration.
0:23:02 > 0:23:03Right then.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Good night.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Night...
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Is it someone we know?
0:23:10 > 0:23:13How long does it take for the bruising to go down? Couple of weeks.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Maybe more, maybe less.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Is it the same for scalpel or no scalpel?
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Pretty much.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19No vas deferens?
0:23:21 > 0:23:22Vast difference. I get it.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Oh, can you imagine doing that for someone, eh?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30The clamp, the heat sealing. Eugh. Not really.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33It's enough to put you off plum jam for life, eh?
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Are you enjoying yourself? No.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38It's just, I'm glad it worked out for him.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41That's all. It's just a shame it took me to get involved.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43They should have been talking to each other.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45That's all they needed to do.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Instead some poor bloke is getting a vasectomy.
0:23:56 > 0:23:57Night. Night.
0:24:03 > 0:24:04We need to talk.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09I think we should talk,
0:24:09 > 0:24:13so whatever it takes, sensible, mature,
0:24:13 > 0:24:15together we can get through this.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22So, I've been thinking we should talk.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Yes, we could talk, or...
0:24:30 > 0:24:32What are you wearing underneath that?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34You'll have to wait and see.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36Is it working?
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Maybe.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Hello, Doctor.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Hi.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54It's time for your examination.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57CAR BEEPS
0:26:31 > 0:26:34I should have dressed up as a secretary.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35It's not that.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37I mean, you're around nurses all day.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46It will work. Eventually.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51I'll go get out of this.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11I can't stand another day of this.
0:27:11 > 0:27:12That's exactly how I feel.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15So this is about your vanity, not my sanity?
0:27:15 > 0:27:16It' s not as basic as that!
0:27:17 > 0:27:19About your neighbour.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Maggie! I'm so...
0:27:21 > 0:27:23I was just wondering if you fancied lunch?
0:27:26 > 0:27:27With you?
0:27:27 > 0:27:28Yes, with me.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30I killed him, didn't I, Doctor?
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