The Lean

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0:00:27 > 0:00:29- All right, good night.- Bye.

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Oh, I can't be bothered cooking.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Want to go out, my treat?

0:00:34 > 0:00:38Yeah. I'm doing a first-aid thing at the youth club but I'll meet you after.

0:00:38 > 0:00:42Oh! Mouth-to-mouth with a bunch of raging hormones? That'll be nice!

0:00:42 > 0:00:46Ordinarily I would love to, Mrs Hollins,

0:00:46 > 0:00:50but Gordon is cooking a meal this evening.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54Oh, well, that explains it, then - the dress, the perfume.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56I always like to look my best.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Gordon's cooking - a bit of candlelight, some smooth jazz,

0:00:58 > 0:01:01then you'll stay for coffee and...

0:01:01 > 0:01:05No, no! It is nothing like that.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08I think the bishop is popping by.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11The bishop? Is that why you're looking so lovely, Mrs Tembe?

0:01:11 > 0:01:14All this fuss - it is just an old dress.

0:01:14 > 0:01:15Nothing special.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Gordon's cooking.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Is Gordon cooking? That is really great of Gordon.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23It is just an informal gathering.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Well, you have a great time, Mrs Tembe.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Yeah. Have a lovely evening.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31It is nothing special, I am sure.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Well, good evening.

0:01:36 > 0:01:37Nothing special?

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Yeah, right! Night, all.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Good night. What was that you were saying about raging hormones?

0:01:42 > 0:01:44I'll get the door.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47I told you - don't fuss, I am perfectly capable.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50I was thinking about cooking tonight. You could have a soak, pamper yourself.

0:01:50 > 0:01:55Thanks. But I don't need your permission.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58It may be a toss-up as to who wins on the hormone front -

0:01:58 > 0:02:00the youth club or the Mill!

0:02:00 > 0:02:03I just don't understood why people make such a big deal out of relationships.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Did I not teach you about the birds and the bees?

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Yes, thanks! I just mean all the flirting and messing around.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11If you like someone, just tell them.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12If they like you back, great.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14If not, get over it and move on.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Last of the great romantics, you are!

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Right, everybody out! Locking up.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Just going.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24I think you'll find that most people think it's a little more complex than you seem to.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26More fool them. Good night.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27See you tomorrow.

0:02:31 > 0:02:39# The look of love is in your eyes... #

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Yasmin? You want me to give you a lift?

0:02:43 > 0:02:47No, thanks, Dad. I'll be fine on the bus.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Marcus, you ready? We've got to go!

0:02:50 > 0:02:52All right, all right, keep your hair on.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56# The look of love... #

0:02:57 > 0:03:01Hey, how's it going?

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Calvin has left the building!

0:03:08 > 0:03:16# And what my heart has heard Well, it takes my breath away... #

0:03:16 > 0:03:19DOORBELL RINGS

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Oh, good evening, Gordon. It is unseasonably cold this evening.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Let me take your coat.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30Thank you. I also wanted to come early

0:03:30 > 0:03:34because I wanted to discuss one or two matters regarding the food bank.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36That smells wonderful!

0:03:36 > 0:03:40MUSIC: "The Look Of Love" by Dusty Springfield

0:03:40 > 0:03:45So...it will be just the two of us tonight?

0:03:47 > 0:03:49That's OK, isn't it?

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Yes...yes.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54It looks lovely.

0:03:54 > 0:03:59I-I-I like the music. No, it is very nice.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02You look beautiful.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06Oh, thank you. This old thing - it is nothing special.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Well, it's lovely.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10I'll go and check on the food. You just relax.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12I am. I mean, I will.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16Thought you said you weren't going to bother coming to youth club again?

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Sociological experiment. Like watching chimps at the zoo.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23- Besides, if- I- don't come, who will YOU have to talk to?

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Someone intelligent?

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Argh! You vicious...

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Get off me, you munter!

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Stop!

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Hi!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38All right, shut up!

0:04:38 > 0:04:39"Hi!"

0:04:39 > 0:04:43You don't fancy her, do you? Seriously?

0:04:43 > 0:04:47Yeah, maybe. She's all right.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48Ask her out, then.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50If it's that easy, why don't YOU ask her out?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53No, course you won't, will you? It's cos you're all mouth.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Oh, really? I'll go you one better, then.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00I bet you I can snog her by the end of tonight.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Unless you can get there first.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03OK, mate. Keep dreaming.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Tenner says I can do it.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Zara? You ready for some food?

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Not yet.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13What are you doing? You've been ages.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17HE LAUGHS

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Don't laugh at me! Don't!

0:05:19 > 0:05:21I'm sorry. I didn't...

0:05:21 > 0:05:24I hate this! I hate it so much! I can't have a shower, I can't wash my hair properly.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28I can't even paint my toenails!

0:05:28 > 0:05:30I feel ugly and ridiculous!

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Sweetheart...

0:05:32 > 0:05:35I know you think I'm being superficial.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37I don't think that at all. I completely understand.

0:05:39 > 0:05:44- You do?- Yes. How you look isn't just surface for you.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46It's also about how you feel.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47So, if you look horrible -

0:05:47 > 0:05:50which, by the way, you couldn't in a million years,

0:05:50 > 0:05:52but this is your perception, not mine -

0:05:52 > 0:05:56then you FEEL horrible. I get it. So let me help.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00- How?- I can wash your hair. I can paint your toenails.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01- Oh, come on.- Why not?

0:06:01 > 0:06:06Because there are some things which are personal. You want to preserve a bit of mystery.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10Mystery is our problem, can't you see that?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Don't get me wrong, all right? I love it.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16But I also love waking up next to you when you've got no make-up on.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Don't be ridiculous, I look horrific in the morning.

0:06:20 > 0:06:21You look stunning.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25We don't need mystery right now.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29We need to reconnect, to be equal.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32We've got to be much more open with each other.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38You sound like your therapist.

0:06:38 > 0:06:39We talk.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43This isn't about talking! All we do is bloody talk!

0:06:43 > 0:06:47I'm not going to give you a hard time about it, guys, cos it's totally voluntary.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50- You don't have to do it if you don't want to. - That's lucky, cos we don't.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53But first aid is a really handy skill to have.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55You never know when you might need it

0:06:55 > 0:06:58and I promise you that we'll have a laugh.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00So what do you think?

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Guys, come on, it looks great on your CV.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06I think most people would prefer to play pool and doss about.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Marcus? What about you?

0:07:08 > 0:07:10- Me?- You're usually up for anything.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12So we've heard.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14No, sorry, I don't think I'll do it.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15I'll do it.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Blimey - she speaks.

0:07:17 > 0:07:22- Great. Was it, um...Yasmin? - That's right.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Anyone else?

0:07:25 > 0:07:27I'll do it!

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Just changed my mind, that's all.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30Me, too.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34I've already done first aid, but a refresher can't hurt.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37All right. Brilliant. I'm already set up in there,

0:07:37 > 0:07:39so let's get cracking.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42You won't get rid of me THAT easily,

0:07:42 > 0:07:47my young apprentice - that tenner's mine and you know it.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51MUSIC: "You Don't Have To Say You Love Me" by Dusty Springfield

0:07:51 > 0:07:53The asparagus is lovely.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Thank you.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59You know what they say about asparagus?

0:08:02 > 0:08:05What? What do they say?

0:08:07 > 0:08:10That it's...really good for you.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Oh, yes, I'm sure... It's very invigorating.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24So, you wanted to talk about the food bank?

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Oh, yes.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29I am happy to report that it is going very well.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32I have made a number of contacts with local businesses

0:08:32 > 0:08:35and schools, and many have expressed...

0:08:35 > 0:08:37well, an interest to help us.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41That's wonderful. A tribute to your persuasive powers.

0:08:41 > 0:08:45No, I think people are always willing to help you.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47You just have to ask in the right way.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51I absolutely agree.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57It's...how you ask that matters.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Would you...like more asparagus?

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Oh. Yes, thank you.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20OK. So if that's all clear, we'll move onto the recovery position.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Like the missionary position?

0:09:22 > 0:09:23No, it's not quite the same thing, mate.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26So, first of all,

0:09:26 > 0:09:28if you come across someone that looks like they need help,

0:09:28 > 0:09:30the first three things you ask them are...

0:09:30 > 0:09:34Airway, breathing, circulation. Easy as ABC, right?

0:09:34 > 0:09:37That's right. Thanks, Calvin. Maybe let someone else get a word in, mate.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Whatever. - I need a volunteer casualty, please?

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Great. If you pop yourself down there, please, Yasmin.

0:09:44 > 0:09:49I'll get rid of this dummy for now, then I'll come back and talk you through the procedure.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Now's your chance.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52To do what?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55I'll even give you a free go, since I'm such a decent guy.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57I don't think so.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58If you don't, I will.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00She's been eyeing me up all night.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03- Get your money ready. - Wait, no, no, no! No.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05OK, I'll do it.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11What are you doing?

0:10:11 > 0:10:13I just wanted to...

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- What are you doing?! - What are YOU doing, you mean!

0:10:19 > 0:10:23I was practising CPR! You broke my nose, you mad cow!

0:10:23 > 0:10:24Don't you call me mad, or a cow!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26You tell him, Lisbeth Salander!

0:10:26 > 0:10:27Keep out of this, Calvin!

0:10:27 > 0:10:32- Hey, hey, what's going on? - He kissed me!- I didn't! It was CPR!

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Then she bust my nose!

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Yeah, whatever!

0:10:35 > 0:10:38It did look like a kiss, didn't it?

0:10:38 > 0:10:40That's it! Time out!

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Marcus, I need to have a look at this nose.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44You two, take ten and calm down.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Yasmin, we'll talk about this later.

0:10:46 > 0:10:53# I'll be your clown behind the glass

0:10:54 > 0:10:58# Go ahead and laugh cos it's funny

0:10:58 > 0:11:01# I would too, if I saw me... #

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Well, at least it's not broken.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07What happened back there, mate?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Women. Who can understand them?

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Right, so you weren't really practising CPR, then?

0:11:14 > 0:11:17I don't know.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Yasmin's only been at Letherbridge High for a few weeks and...

0:11:20 > 0:11:23You thought you'd break the ice the old-fashioned way?

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Look, I like her, OK?

0:11:25 > 0:11:28I mean, look at her - she's gorgeous, right?

0:11:28 > 0:11:31I mean, her eyes and her hair...

0:11:31 > 0:11:34If that's the way you feel, why don't you just ask her out?

0:11:34 > 0:11:37You're joking! Then she'd REALLY break my nose!

0:11:37 > 0:11:40What, and you think snogging her without asking her,

0:11:40 > 0:11:43that's the safe option, is it?

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Calvin made me a bet that he could snog her tonight.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48I know he's not really bothered about her.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51He just does stuff like that cos he's a bit of a...

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Is he? I hadn't noticed(!)

0:11:53 > 0:11:55I know how much you like chocolate.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58It looks wonderful.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02And then perhaps, afterwards, you could stay...

0:12:04 > 0:12:06..for coffee.

0:12:10 > 0:12:16Well...it has been a lovely evening, Gordon,

0:12:16 > 0:12:20but it is getting late and I have a very early start in the morning.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Oh.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25I'm sorry. I really... I really should be going.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Of course, if that's what you want...

0:12:29 > 0:12:31I am sorry.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35It has been a wonderful evening.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41It's a shame it has to end - it's only half past eight, after all.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42Really?!

0:12:43 > 0:12:45I got you a veggie hotdog.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Peace offering on behalf of all men.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Yeah. I'm not really hungry.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53Not surprised. Having Marcus kissing you would put anyone off their food.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55I didn't mind, really.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58It's just...people laughing at me - I can't stand it.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00I'd never laugh at you.

0:13:04 > 0:13:05Is it all right if I sit here?

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Yeah, fine, whatever.- Cool.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12I think that's probably the difference between him and me.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15I know how to read the signs. He doesn't.

0:13:15 > 0:13:16Is that right?

0:13:16 > 0:13:20Someone they like who likes them. It's that simple.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22So why does it feel so complicated?

0:13:22 > 0:13:25Because everyone is so scared of being rejected.

0:13:25 > 0:13:26It gets easier, right?

0:13:26 > 0:13:28I mean, when I get to YOUR age...

0:13:28 > 0:13:31- I'm not THAT old! - You know what I mean.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34It gets easier for you, yeah?

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Gets harder.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39I mean, OK, you can go to a club and get smashed

0:13:39 > 0:13:42and have a one-night thing, no problem.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45But if you want something that's deeper...

0:13:45 > 0:13:46Exactly.

0:13:49 > 0:13:54I mean, how do you know that they really like you?

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Cos no-one ever just comes out and says it, do they?

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Cos it's weird and it's desperate.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02So, no matter how old you are, you still have to do "the lean".

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- The what?- The lean.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08What's the lean?

0:14:08 > 0:14:10It's that moment when you've been talking

0:14:10 > 0:14:12and you think you're getting on really well.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Maybe she's laughed at something you've said

0:14:15 > 0:14:19or she strokes your arm accidentally on purposely, you know?

0:14:19 > 0:14:22And then, all of a sudden, you stop talking.

0:14:22 > 0:14:27Then you hold each other's eyes for that little bit too long

0:14:27 > 0:14:29- and then you...- Wh...what you doing?

0:14:29 > 0:14:33See? Does she react, like you just did, and pull away

0:14:33 > 0:14:37and say she doesn't like you, or does she kiss you?

0:14:40 > 0:14:42In which case, Bob's your uncle.

0:14:43 > 0:14:44The lean?

0:14:44 > 0:14:46That's the killer, my friend.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50You go and pull a stunt like you did back there,

0:14:50 > 0:14:53like when you're trying to avoid having to go through with it,

0:14:53 > 0:14:54and Yasmin was having none of it,

0:14:54 > 0:14:59because no worthwhile relationship can ever avoid the lean.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Do you understand?

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Right. Now, I'm going to go and fill out this accident book and speak to Yasmin.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08You OK?

0:15:25 > 0:15:29Yeah, it CAN be a burden being a chic geek but...

0:15:31 > 0:15:32Are you OK?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Yeah. I've just got a really bad headache, that's all.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Maybe you need to eat. You haven't touched your hot dog.

0:15:38 > 0:15:39Not hungry.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41- Come on, just a small bite.- No!

0:15:46 > 0:15:48What the hell?!

0:15:49 > 0:15:52- What's going on?! - How the hell should I know?

0:15:52 > 0:15:54She just started freaking out, but this...!

0:15:54 > 0:15:56She's going to hurt herself.

0:15:56 > 0:16:00- She nearly hurt me!- If you're not going to help, then...get back.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Give her some air. Someone get Chris!

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Oh, what a freak!

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Calvin, shut up! Yasmin, Yasmin!

0:16:08 > 0:16:09What's going on?

0:16:09 > 0:16:12I don't know, she had some kind of fit.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14OK, she's still breathing.

0:16:16 > 0:16:21OK. She's got epilepsy. Calvin, this is not funny.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Winifred...

0:16:23 > 0:16:25I want you to stay.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27I want you to spend the night.

0:16:27 > 0:16:31- I know.- Because there's nothing wrong with it, with us.

0:16:31 > 0:16:35You know that, don't you? I mean, I know you're nervous.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Lord knows, I am too. But we can't keep on running away from this.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40I'm not running, it's just...

0:16:40 > 0:16:44We're not married and I'm a vicar but, really, this is the 21st century.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46We're free to do whatever we like.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Unless you don't want to.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Oh, Gordon, no, it is not that.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57I am trying. I really am.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59I know.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07I am sorry.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15I just need a moment.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Well, YOU look better.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28- I feel it.- Joe asleep?

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Like a log.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36On his back. Snoring.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Just like his father.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41I do not!

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Like a beached whale, mister!

0:17:46 > 0:17:48Is there any more wine?

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Er, no. We finished the bottle.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00So I guess...

0:18:00 > 0:18:04there's only one thing for us to do.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Go to bed?

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Yes.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Hey, welcome back.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22What?

0:18:22 > 0:18:25You had a fit. You're epileptic, right?

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Yeah. Oh, did I?

0:18:29 > 0:18:31This is so embarrassing.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Don't worry. It was OK.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Luckily I was there, so you didn't hurt yourself.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38What, you...?

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Moved the furniture, got you into the recovery position,

0:18:40 > 0:18:43called an ambulance. No problem.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Wow. Thank you.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48No problem.

0:18:48 > 0:18:53Yasmin, seeing you lying there made me realise something.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56It made me realise that I really like you.

0:18:56 > 0:18:57You do?

0:18:57 > 0:19:01Yeah. I really do.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02A lot.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Hey! You're awake!

0:19:06 > 0:19:09Your mum and dad are on their way. How you feeling?

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Stupid.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15It's not your fault. I'm just glad you're OK.

0:19:15 > 0:19:19But we do need to talk about you not mentioning your epilepsy.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Cos you gave us a scare.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24Sorry. It's just, I've been the new girl a lot.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Last thing you want is people thinking you're even weirder

0:19:27 > 0:19:29- than you are. - I don't think you're weird.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Marcus is here?

0:19:31 > 0:19:35Yeah. He wanted to see how you were doing.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37That's nice.

0:19:37 > 0:19:38I'll go and tell him you're OK now.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41He doesn't need to hang around. I won't be a sec.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43I hope I didn't cause you any trouble.

0:19:43 > 0:19:47No, not at all. It was Marcus who was looking after you.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Hang on - Marcus did?

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Yeah, he's my star pupil.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55So it wasn't Calvin, then?

0:19:55 > 0:19:57No, why? What's he told you?

0:20:02 > 0:20:03Zara?

0:20:05 > 0:20:09Winifred? Is everything all right?

0:20:14 > 0:20:17- I'm sorry, mate. - It's not your fault.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20I think she's just embarrassed you saw her like that.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Did she say that?

0:20:22 > 0:20:25She told me to tell you to go, yeah. Tough luck.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27You can give me the tenner whenever.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30I'd better go back in.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33OK. Well, tell her I hope she feels better.

0:20:33 > 0:20:34Yeah. See you tomorrow.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Could you just pop inside a sec? Yasmin wants a word.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44I just wanted to say I'm sorry for hitting you earlier.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47That's all right. It was my fault.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50- Well, yeah.- And I'm sorry if I scared you when I had my fit.

0:20:50 > 0:20:51No. You didn't.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54You mustn't think that. SOME people, yeah, but...

0:20:54 > 0:20:56It's why I don't tell people.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58I know I should, but it just ends up with people laughing at me

0:20:58 > 0:21:00or calling me weird, so...

0:21:00 > 0:21:01What kind of a person would do that?

0:21:01 > 0:21:03You'd be surprised.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Well, I'm glad that you're OK.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Thanks to you, I am.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11You didn't do anything, did you?

0:21:11 > 0:21:15You just stood back and laughed at me. Didn't you?

0:21:15 > 0:21:20No, I...I DID help. I got the others to give you some air and...

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Calvin, I've told her.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Yeah, well, it's not like it's such a big deal or anything - all he did was...

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Take care of me.

0:21:27 > 0:21:28It did look really funny.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31- Calvin.- I want you to go - now.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Right. Well, I'm glad all that's sorted.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40I'll give you two some space.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48I'm sorry. I moved too fast. I thought...

0:21:50 > 0:21:52I hope this doesn't ruin everything.

0:21:55 > 0:21:56I've called you a cab.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Sorry about earlier - the CPR thing.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Oh, I thought it was a kiss.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53But it was just CPR?

0:22:53 > 0:22:56- Yeah. - Not some stupid bet or something?

0:22:56 > 0:22:59A bet? No.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02The thing blokes always forget is that we're smarter than you are.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05And we've got intuition. So we know when something feels right.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07How?

0:23:07 > 0:23:08Come here.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12See?

0:23:12 > 0:23:13Yeah, I guess.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16The only reason I came tonight was cos I hoped you'd be there.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Really?

0:23:18 > 0:23:19Really.

0:23:22 > 0:23:23You've got lovely eyes.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25So have you.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Oops, sorry.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Yasmin, your mum and dad are here. They're on their way up.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41- I better go. - No, stay. You can meet them.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44- Now? - Why not? We're going out, right?

0:23:44 > 0:23:47- We are?- Course. We kissed, didn't we?

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Yeah, but I didn't ask you out.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Oh, so you're not going to?

0:23:51 > 0:23:54- Do you want me to?- Do you want to? - Maybe. - Look, are we going out or what?

0:23:54 > 0:23:56- Yeah, OK. Fine, we're going out! - Good!- Great!

0:23:58 > 0:24:00OK, guys. I'm going to go. Take care.

0:24:00 > 0:24:01Chris, wait!

0:24:05 > 0:24:08OK, so I did the lean. It went great.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10- What's next?- Marcus!

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Sorry, mate. You're on your own.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Are you OK?

0:24:20 > 0:24:23Oh, yes.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Most definitely.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Good.

0:24:27 > 0:24:28Me too.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36Can I ask you one question?

0:24:37 > 0:24:38What?

0:24:39 > 0:24:43How did you know I love Dusty Springfield?

0:24:51 > 0:24:55HE GROWLS, SHE SQUEALS

0:25:04 > 0:25:06I can't...I can't do this.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08I don't understand.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11You broke my heart when you slept with Cherry.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13You broke my heart.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16You said you didn't care.

0:25:16 > 0:25:17It nearly killed me.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24So I guess that must just mean I care.

0:25:24 > 0:25:25What?!

0:25:25 > 0:25:29And now, every time I look at you, I see you with her.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Touching her, kissing her.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35Zara, don't. OK? I thought we'd really made a breakthrough tonight.

0:25:35 > 0:25:39All right? You know it was just a thing. It meant nothing to me.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41You and Joe are my world.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43You know that I only want to be with you.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45I know a lot of things.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47I know it was your illness, I know you're sorry,

0:25:47 > 0:25:50and I know you want to be with me. But none of those things matter.

0:25:50 > 0:25:54Because when I was right in front of you,

0:25:54 > 0:25:57you went to her instead of me.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02And now...

0:26:02 > 0:26:05I don't know if I can trust you ever again.

0:26:07 > 0:26:11So...they liked each other. They kissed.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Fade to black. And they lived happy ever after?

0:26:14 > 0:26:18It was probably a bit more complex than that.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20Oh, really?

0:26:20 > 0:26:21All right, don't gloat.

0:26:21 > 0:26:25I still think people make more of a meal of it than they need to.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28Ah, well. On that we agree.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31I'm going to get a drink. Dry white?

0:26:31 > 0:26:32Mm-hm.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35MUSIC: "The Look Of Love" by Dusty Springfield

0:26:35 > 0:26:38Marcus asked me if it gets easier as you get older.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42What do you think?

0:26:45 > 0:26:48No. I don't think it does.

0:26:55 > 0:26:59# Don't ever go

0:27:00 > 0:27:04# Don't ever go

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Is that what you wore yesterday?

0:27:07 > 0:27:11Mrs Tembe, are you doing the walk of shame?

0:27:11 > 0:27:15Hollins is a chef?

0:27:15 > 0:27:22This here is Jazzy K and she is going to take you all the way.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25The eggs aren't fresh and I've had a pastry nightmare. See this towel?

0:27:25 > 0:27:27I'm throwing it in.

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