Trick or Treat

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0:00:43 > 0:00:45Another story...so soon?

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Well, it is Halloween, after all.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Let me think.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Oh, yes. Of course.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58This one involves ghosts,

0:00:58 > 0:01:00unnatural acts

0:01:00 > 0:01:01and murder.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04So, sit back and relax.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07And try not to worry about the scratching noise

0:01:07 > 0:01:11under the floorboards. SCRATCHING NOISE

0:01:15 > 0:01:17HEAVY BREATHING

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Is that it?

0:01:30 > 0:01:33I ran out of bandages. I know you're a big guy, but....

0:01:33 > 0:01:36I'm a large man and I thought we should save some for the patients.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38This is hot!

0:01:38 > 0:01:39Where is he? Carter!

0:01:41 > 0:01:42He's not there.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44He does know he was taking us? What?

0:01:51 > 0:01:54I'm not paying for a taxi. He wouldn't have gone without us.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Gentlemen, are we ready?

0:01:59 > 0:02:00Are you going as a vampire again?!

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Well, I've got the costume. When else am I going to wear it?

0:02:03 > 0:02:06It's not a million miles away from your usual outfit.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Do we really have to go? BOTH: Yes.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11It's an annual tradition. So is the winter vomiting virus.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14All Hallows' Eve is based on an ancient pagan festival

0:02:14 > 0:02:17so you could say we're celebrating our history.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Hello?

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Are your parents here? Trick or treat?

0:02:25 > 0:02:27I'm afraid we don't have any treats.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28Trick or treat?

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Trick - here, have a sweet.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33I have to insist you do not feed this to anyone,

0:02:33 > 0:02:35unless they are your mortal enemy.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37OK, what about a joke?

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

0:02:40 > 0:02:44Because he had no BODY to go with. Boom-boom(!)

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Tough crowd. It's just a rubbish joke.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48You've got a rubbish costume.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50I want a story.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Who brought you here?

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Can you tell us your name?

0:02:53 > 0:02:55What about your home phone number? Do you know it?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57I want a Halloween story.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02All right, I'll give you a Halloween story if you'll give us your name.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Let's take a seat. We'll miss the party.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Every cloud!

0:03:08 > 0:03:09We can't leave him here.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13Right.

0:03:13 > 0:03:19This is the story all about a man who was blind to the danger

0:03:19 > 0:03:21right in front of his nose.

0:03:22 > 0:03:29'His name was Dr Jimmi Clay, and Jimmi was an idiot. Hey!'

0:03:29 > 0:03:31KNOCK AT DOOR

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Hey.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33KNOCK AT DOOR

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Hello? May I enter?

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Yeah, yeah. Of course.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Would you be so kind as to close the blinds?

0:03:50 > 0:03:53I have such sensitive eyes. Yep

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Thank you. Take a seat.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04So, what can I do for you?

0:04:04 > 0:04:08It is my appetite, Doctor. I've lost my taste for flesh.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11I see. I used to feast like a lord,

0:04:11 > 0:04:15but now the very sight of blood repulses me.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18It is not natural. I feel emasculated.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Well, a vegetarian diet is nothing to be ashamed of.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24In my day, it was unthinkable.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Things have moved on. Here.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34I can't abide couscous.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38There's a lot of very tasty meat-free options these days.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42The important thing is to make sure that you balance the necessary

0:04:42 > 0:04:43food groups with the vitamins.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47You do look a bit anaemic. Do you mind if I examine you?

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Can you hop on the couch, please? Mm-hmm.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55If you just open wide.

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Say "aaahhhh" for me.

0:04:58 > 0:04:59BREATHY: Aaaaahhhh.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05Everything looks normal there. Can I have your wrist, please?

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Funny, I can't seem to find a pulse.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15That is not uncommon.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Poor circulation? Not to worry. Just lie back for me.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Right, and when did the problems with your appetite start?

0:05:24 > 0:05:26A few weeks ago.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29There was a time when my associates and I

0:05:29 > 0:05:33would dine out on All Hallows' Eve like there was no tomorrow.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35But as it approached this year

0:05:35 > 0:05:39I just couldn't see the appeal any longer.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Your abdomen feels...fine.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Have there been any other issues? Any emotional upheavals?

0:05:45 > 0:05:48I must confess to a certain feeling of ennui.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51But maybe that's natural when you've seen as many years

0:05:51 > 0:05:53come and go as I have.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Well, if you have some personal issues you'd like help addressing,

0:05:56 > 0:05:59I could always refer you to a counsellor.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03I don't think a counsellor would understand my situation.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05You'd be surprised.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08I'd like to try an exercise with you

0:06:08 > 0:06:10while we run through the other tests, if that's OK?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12If you think it's worth it.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17I'd like you to think back to a time when you enjoyed meat.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Tell me how it felt.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22I really can't remember.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26Try. It's important for me to see how the old memories affect you

0:06:29 > 0:06:33I do remember the sweet taste of the first bite.

0:06:34 > 0:06:39So fresh, like newly fallen raindrops.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43And then the blood comes, thick and fast.

0:06:43 > 0:06:48I try and savour every last drop, but it pours out too fast.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Go on.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53The smell is astonishing,

0:06:53 > 0:06:56like a field of rare orchids.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59It makes me feel truly...

0:07:01 > 0:07:02..alive.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Thank you, Doctor,

0:07:07 > 0:07:11I'm feeling quite normal again

0:07:11 > 0:07:12Yes...

0:07:12 > 0:07:14That's what I was afraid of.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Mrs Tembe, yeah, we've had another one.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Can you bring in the vacuum cleaner, please? Thanks.

0:07:32 > 0:07:33'Ooh!'

0:07:34 > 0:07:37I bet you thought he was going to die, didn't you?

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Come on, it's a good story. It really wasn't!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42What did you expect? I'm busking here.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44It was a vegetarian vampire, I've never heard such nonsense!

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Take your complaints to a message board.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51I want a proper story. A scary story.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53You promised you'd tell us your name.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Damien. Of course it is.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58What about your parents? Do you know what they're called?

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Annie and Norman.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02What's your phone number?

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Trick or treat. Trick or treat

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Trick or treat. What's your surname?

0:08:08 > 0:08:09All right, look,

0:08:09 > 0:08:12if I promise to tell you a proper Halloween story,

0:08:12 > 0:08:13will you help us find your parents?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Right, OK.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18It all started with a meteorite storm.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Oh, this will be good(!)

0:08:23 > 0:08:26There had been lights in the sky now for nearly a week.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Nobody knew why there were so many.

0:08:31 > 0:08:35'Most broke up in the atmosphere, the others fell into the sea.

0:08:35 > 0:08:36'Except one.'

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Oh, you are beautiful!

0:09:09 > 0:09:12'Most people would have shown caution, but not Dr Haskey.'

0:09:16 > 0:09:18'His greed was such that he didn't want to tell anyone

0:09:18 > 0:09:21'about his treasure, in case they tried to take it from him.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25'It was a decision which would cost mankind dearly.'

0:09:25 > 0:09:27KNOCK AT DOOR

0:09:27 > 0:09:28Wait!

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Enter.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35They're about to start.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Oh.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Now, so for the next exercise, I'm going to need two volunteers.

0:09:44 > 0:09:45Al?

0:09:45 > 0:09:46No, I'll sit this one out.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Everyone's got to have a go at some point.

0:09:48 > 0:09:49Well, I'll have my go later.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52You running the clock down? Yep.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54All right, I'll do it.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Yeah, me too. Let's get it over and done with

0:09:56 > 0:09:59I know this isn't the most stimulating of exercises,

0:09:59 > 0:10:00but it has to be done.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Can't we just pretend we did it? No-one will know.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04I don't make the rules, I just ensure that we follow them.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Now, can you two role-play a familiar scene -

0:10:09 > 0:10:12a patient visits a doctor with a "personal" problem.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Now, the rest of you are going to watch them

0:10:15 > 0:10:19and consider the health and safety implications of the consultation.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22The sooner we get it done, the sooner it's over.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Why are we wasting time with this when we could be seeing patients?

0:10:25 > 0:10:26Who wants to be the doctor?

0:10:28 > 0:10:31There's something that I need to, erm...

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Can't it wait? No.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42KNOCK AT DOOR

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Haskey, are you OK?

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Of course I am. Why shouldn't I be?

0:10:46 > 0:10:48You left the session in a bit of a hurry.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50I just had to get out of there

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Just more Bellamy waste of time, wasn't it?

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Are you ill or something?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59I don't know what's happening to me.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03What the hell is that?

0:11:03 > 0:11:06I found something buried outside.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Something really weird.

0:11:08 > 0:11:09Does it hurt?

0:11:11 > 0:11:12Leave him alone!

0:11:16 > 0:11:18What did you do?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21I am so sorry. Kevin?

0:11:23 > 0:11:26HE BLUSTERS Erm...coming, coming...

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Have you seen Kevin?

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Erm, who? No, no, no. No, I have not.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Oh, he said he was coming to talk to you.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36He...he...he's not here.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Well, if you see him...

0:11:40 > 0:11:44If I see him, then I'll tell him that you are looking for him, yeah?

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Bye. Nice to see you.

0:11:50 > 0:11:51Right.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Now, go to sleep!

0:12:22 > 0:12:23Aargh!

0:12:38 > 0:12:39I thought you were dead.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41We are the first of many.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44What? We are the lucky ones.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47I don't understand what's happening.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52The infection has not reached your brain yet. Unusual

0:12:53 > 0:12:56But it will happen. We are the lucky ones.

0:12:56 > 0:12:57We are the first of many.

0:12:57 > 0:12:58Stop staying that.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Most of the parts fell into the sea and were lost to us.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06We are the children of the one that survived. We are...

0:13:06 > 0:13:07The first of many. I got that.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10We must reproduce. We must absorb the life force of others.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14No! You can't go out there.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17You do not understand.

0:13:17 > 0:13:18But you will.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Oh, there you are. I...

0:13:28 > 0:13:30No! Leave her alone, or I'll smash this.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34The seed must not be harmed.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Really? Then come and get it, "first of many"!

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Whoop! LEG IT!

0:13:59 > 0:14:02There's no point in running. Soon you will be one of us.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05I don't think so.

0:14:05 > 0:14:06Don't take one more step.

0:14:08 > 0:14:09What are you doing?

0:14:09 > 0:14:13The other seeds fell into the sea, ruined, right?

0:14:13 > 0:14:16So what happens if Mr Kryptonite here takes a dunk? Hmm?

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Nothing.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Nice try.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33BEEPING OF HEART MONITOR

0:14:39 > 0:14:42BEEPING SPEEDS UP

0:14:55 > 0:14:57BEEPING SLOWS SLIGHTLY

0:15:00 > 0:15:01Oh!

0:15:11 > 0:15:14Oh! Welcome back!

0:15:14 > 0:15:15Sorry I'm late.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17No, not to worry. I wasn't expecting you at all.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21The funeral. Has anything been arranged?

0:15:21 > 0:15:22Next Tuesday.

0:15:22 > 0:15:26I can't believe he cracked like that. Attacking Jas!

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Can you remember any of it yet

0:15:28 > 0:15:30No, not a thing.

0:15:30 > 0:15:35Well, it's good you're back because we're really busy.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Blimey. It's like Freshers' Week.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40You haven't you heard? There's something going round.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42People are dropping like flies

0:15:42 > 0:15:45They think it's coming from the water supply.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57The infection spread from person to person until there was no-one left.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Soon, everyone on the planet

0:15:59 > 0:16:03was under the control of the people from beyond the stars.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08And it was all one man's fault

0:16:08 > 0:16:10OK, I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull you up

0:16:10 > 0:16:12on a few plot points here. Give me a break.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15If the meteorite which fell into the sea was rendered useless,

0:16:15 > 0:16:18then how come the one that your hero threw into the reservoir

0:16:18 > 0:16:20wasn't also rendered useless? Riddle me that.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Because it was salt water that it didn't like.

0:16:23 > 0:16:24That's actually pretty good!

0:16:24 > 0:16:27You'll have to excuse them, they don't get out much.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Come on, that was pretty scary, wasn't it?

0:16:29 > 0:16:31It's just melodrama and gore.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33That's what young people think horror is these days.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37I'm sure when you were growing up, running water was horrific.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39What's really creepy is an idea

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Not mindless killing.

0:16:41 > 0:16:45I want a proper story, a scary story.

0:16:45 > 0:16:46There's no pleasing some people.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49We have to phone your parents. They'll be worried.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Trick or treat. We haven't got time for this now.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Come on, Heston, give us a story.

0:16:54 > 0:16:55No, I can't.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57We have to find his parents and get to the party.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00He doesn't know any scary stories.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02I beg your pardon?

0:17:02 > 0:17:05I bet the only stories you know are Victorian ghost stories.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09Well, as it happens, the old stories are actually the best

0:17:09 > 0:17:11but they can be set in the here and now.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13In some old boy's club, no doubt.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17If I told a story, I would respect the genre.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20I wouldn't score cheap points against my colleagues.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22My characters would behave in the story

0:17:22 > 0:17:24the same way that they do in real life.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Go on, then. Prove it. Trick or treat!

0:17:26 > 0:17:31OK. I'll tell you a story, and then I'm taking you straight home.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Is that a deal? OK.

0:17:33 > 0:17:34Not you!

0:17:36 > 0:17:39You've made a pact with the devil so you'd better tell us your story.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44My tale...is set in a club. What did I say!

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Not an old boy's club. A nightclub.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51A very exclusive nightclub.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56Oh! Come on, you've got to be kidding me.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57It's shabby chic.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00No, this is just shabby! Are you sure we're in the right place?

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Er, yeah.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Chris, there wasn't even a bouncer on the door.

0:18:05 > 0:18:06We're probably just a bit early.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Look, I promise you, this place is meant to be brilliant.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Yeah, in about 20 years when it's had a lick of paint.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14It's underground. It's authentic!

0:18:14 > 0:18:18Come on then, show me where the action is.

0:18:18 > 0:18:19After you!

0:18:23 > 0:18:28Ha-ha! Maybe this is so underground that nobody's ever heard of it, eh?

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Stop it, please!

0:18:30 > 0:18:33I'm never going to hear the end of this, am I? Probably not!

0:18:33 > 0:18:36I'll get us a drink. I think we're going to need it

0:18:36 > 0:18:39I'm going to nip to the loo. I'll be back in a minute.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48SUDDEN SILENCE

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Chris?

0:19:17 > 0:19:18Chris?

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Oh! Come on!

0:19:43 > 0:19:45LOUD BANG

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Chris, is this a joke?

0:19:48 > 0:19:49You can come out now!

0:19:53 > 0:19:55SOBBING

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Are you OK?

0:20:10 > 0:20:12I'm looking for my friend.

0:20:15 > 0:20:16I'm so sorry.

0:20:19 > 0:20:20What's wrong?

0:20:22 > 0:20:24SHE CONTINUES CRYING

0:20:24 > 0:20:25Who are you?

0:20:29 > 0:20:30Have you seen him?

0:20:30 > 0:20:33He's in his twenties. He's tall

0:20:34 > 0:20:36The master has him.

0:20:37 > 0:20:38Who?

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Are you hurt?

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Leave me.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44I'm a nurse.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46I can... No!

0:20:47 > 0:20:49What is going on here?

0:20:51 > 0:20:54The master sent me...with a message.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57The rules of the test.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59What test?

0:20:59 > 0:21:01The one my friend failed.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05You have to do better than she did.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07I am getting help.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10There is no help! Don't you understand?

0:21:12 > 0:21:16You just have to turn around and walk out -

0:21:16 > 0:21:20through the master's domain and back out the door you came in from.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24Your friend will follow you, but only if you don't look back.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Is this some kind of joke?

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Have you got it?

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Look back just once, for any reason,

0:21:32 > 0:21:37and your friend will be kept here to pay the price.

0:21:38 > 0:21:39Like I had to.

0:21:41 > 0:21:42Here.

0:21:44 > 0:21:45You'll need this.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50What's...

0:22:18 > 0:22:20CREAKING NOISE

0:22:20 > 0:22:24Chris? Chris, is that you?

0:22:30 > 0:22:33GUTTURAL ANIMAL SOUNDS

0:22:39 > 0:22:41LOUD MUSIC STARTS

0:23:11 > 0:23:12Mandy?

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Chris? Mandy, please don't leave me here.

0:23:18 > 0:23:19Chris, is that you?

0:23:22 > 0:23:24No, that's not fair.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27I'm scared. This room, it's so small.

0:23:27 > 0:23:28Chris, it's going to be all right!

0:23:33 > 0:23:36Chris!

0:23:36 > 0:23:37Chris!

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Chris!

0:24:01 > 0:24:03It was here.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Ah! It was here. I'm sure of it.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Are you certain this is the right place?

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Yes!

0:24:20 > 0:24:23It looks like no-one's been here for years, to me.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27The police searched the building and found nothing.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30After six months, they stopped searching.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33The girl's friend had gone for ever.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37And every time she closed her eyes,

0:24:37 > 0:24:39she could see his face at the window.

0:24:41 > 0:24:45It was a curse that would haunt her for the rest of her life.

0:24:52 > 0:24:56This was a proper scary story.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58A real treat.

0:24:58 > 0:25:02Thank you. Now I'm taking you back to your parents.

0:25:04 > 0:25:05I'll take you home.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07No, I'm taking you home.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13What's happened to them?

0:25:13 > 0:25:16They didn't give me a treat, so I played a trick on them.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Take off your mask. No.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26I want to go home, now.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37And so our story comes to its grizzly end.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41I bid you sweet dreams and good night.

0:25:44 > 0:25:45I want another story.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49No. Please.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52A scary story.

0:25:52 > 0:25:53I can't.

0:25:53 > 0:25:54Story!

0:25:54 > 0:25:56CRACK OF THUNDER

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Once upon a time...

0:26:02 > 0:26:05Well, you are doing brilliantly.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Parkinson's can be a very frustrating condition.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10I'm thinking of ending it with Sigourney.

0:26:10 > 0:26:11What?!

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Ta-da! One should seize the day!

0:26:14 > 0:26:16This wouldn't have anything to do with you

0:26:16 > 0:26:18not being able to get it up, would it? Shh!

0:26:18 > 0:26:22The way to a doctor's heart is through their oesophageal sphincter.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24I didn't realise you were so funny!

0:26:39 > 0:26:42Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

0:27:02 > 0:27:05KATIE MORAG: 'Everything doesn't have to be a big drama!

0:27:06 > 0:27:08'Some can be wee - like me!

0:27:08 > 0:27:12'I'm Katie Morag and THIS is my island.'