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0:00:28 > 0:00:31SHE BREATHES DEEPLY

0:00:31 > 0:00:34RADIO ALARM SOUNDS

0:00:36 > 0:00:40# When I see we made it through another day

0:00:41 > 0:00:44# And I say

0:00:44 > 0:00:49# Oh, oh, oh, to you... #

0:00:51 > 0:00:53SHE GASPS

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Hiya. You're in early.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01Had enough of lover boy gazing into his cornflakes?

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Might have to do the disappearing flat-mate act again, now that

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Heston's dumped Gloria. Really? So what do you rec?

0:01:07 > 0:01:11Bottle of red and the last episode of Plasden? Bring it on.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13I'll come round about 7.30.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Ah, no. I forgot. I've got craft club.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19What? You're going to miss the climax of the ten week noir fest

0:01:19 > 0:01:22for Stitch and Bitch? They've moved it to Fridays.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25We could catch up tomorrow? No!

0:01:25 > 0:01:28I'll go insane not knowing what happens to Angel Angelikson.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30I'll have to crash someone else's.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35TV: 'So, for ?5,000...

0:01:35 > 0:01:39'what Hitchcock thriller stars James Stewart as former detective

0:01:39 > 0:01:41'John Ferguson?'

0:01:41 > 0:01:42Ooh. I know.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45'Day Of The Triffids?'

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Vertigo, you silly moo!

0:01:48 > 0:01:49Oh.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53TURNS TV OFF

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Do you think these are a bit too-young-for-you.com?

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Nah. Dead trendy. Really? Present from Immie.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08So what do you think?

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Is it the chauffeur or the ex-cop's lover?

0:02:11 > 0:02:15Angel's tied up in the derelict boathouse the tide's coming in

0:02:15 > 0:02:17and no-one knows she's there. Who?

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Angel Angelikson. The bi-polar detective.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Oh, the Swedish thing. Danish.

0:02:22 > 0:02:23Hello, Mrs Donaldson.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Nurse Reid's free, so do you just want to go straight through

0:02:26 > 0:02:29and I'll tell him you're here. Lovely. Thank you, Mrs Hollins.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Mrs Donaldson's on her way through.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Haven't you been watching it? It's amazing. Amazingly boring.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39It's people standing around in the dark going hergensplergencompooder,

0:02:39 > 0:02:43wearing jumpers you wouldn't be seen dead in, even in the '80s.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46You won't be watching it then? KAREN SIGHS

0:02:46 > 0:02:50Even the title like's a pedal bin from IKEA.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52It's a very nasty cut. How did you do it again?

0:02:52 > 0:02:54I tripped on the mat.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58Whoops, sorry! Nearly caught a nice left hook there.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00It's all right. I won't take it personally.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Wait for the right hook. That's deadly.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04THEY LAUGH

0:03:04 > 0:03:08I wish all my patients had your guts, Mrs Donaldson. Mo.

0:03:08 > 0:03:13I'm going to hold out against this beast as long as I can.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15You are doing brilliantly.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Parkinson's can be a very frustrating condition.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20You didn't meet my husband.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22At least the cut's looking all better now.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26Serves me right for not letting my medication kick in.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27It's tricky.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31As your illness progresses, there'll be lots of alterations to your meds.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34But I'm sure you'll be able to judge things.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Yes, I'm fine. No problems at the moment.

0:03:36 > 0:03:41It's just in my nature to want to get on with things.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42That's great.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46But don't be afraid to ask for help if you need it. OK?

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Either here or, you said something about your daughter?

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Oh, Rachel? Yes.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54She's on holiday at the moment, which is nice.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Maybe we should get a carer to pop in and see you? Oh, no, no.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01They've got much sicker people to be dealing with.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05And she'll be back in a few days. I'm fine. I promise.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09In fact, it's rather nice to have the place to myself.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13All right. Well, if there's anything we can do, then just ask.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Yes, yes. Don't fuss. You're as bad as Rachel.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21It's lovely to see you as always, Mo. And I meant that about the help.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25Yes, yes. Bye, Mrs Hollins. Oh. You've dropped something.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Magazine scratch cards. What a con.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33Never know. You might be missing the chance of a lifetime.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36I doubt it, but...

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Nada. Ah well. Better luck next time.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43You take care of yourself.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46That reminds me,

0:04:46 > 0:04:49I'm meant to be flogging raffle tickets for your fundraiser.

0:04:49 > 0:04:50Cheers, Karen.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Now what did I do with them? I'd forget my head if it was lose.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02CAR HORN BEEPS

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Oops. Silly me.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Mo, you all right?

0:05:06 > 0:05:09I'm fine, I'm fine. Just too impatient, as usual.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17Oh, aye, dirty texting? Just make sure you don't tweet it by accident.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20How many followers have you got now - three?

0:05:20 > 0:05:22SARCASTIC LAUGH

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Don't worry, I'm going to get out your way tonight. Mmm?

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Don't want to be watching the finale of Plasden

0:05:27 > 0:05:29over you two heavy breathing.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Mandy's out, but I'm sure someone else will be watching it.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Do you need help with your spelling?

0:05:34 > 0:05:36You can write the whole text if you want.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Getting your mate to smutty text your girlfriend. Like...ew.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Yes, all right. Joke.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42What's up?

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Nothing.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Yeah. Twiddle that any faster, it'll spontaneously combust.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52I'm thinking of ending it with Sigourney. What?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56But you're nuts about her?

0:05:56 > 0:06:01Seriously? You're thinking about chucking Sigourney? Why?

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Well, it's...

0:06:07 > 0:06:09It's complicated.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Don't you worry about it.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17# Fly me to the moon

0:06:17 > 0:06:22# Let me play among the stars

0:06:22 > 0:06:24# Let me see what spring is like... #

0:06:24 > 0:06:27MO MUTTERS TO HERSELF

0:06:27 > 0:06:29SHE CRIES OUT

0:06:29 > 0:06:31SHE GROANS

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Oh. Poop.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Come on. Spit it out. You're bonkers about her. What's going on?

0:06:46 > 0:06:50Nothing. You're trying to dump her by text.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Something must have happened.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55She's just not right for me. It's no biggy.

0:06:55 > 0:07:00Erm, clever, gorgeous, funny. And actually fancies you.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02They don't exactly grow on trees.

0:07:04 > 0:07:09This wouldn't have anything to do with you not being able to get it up, would it? What? Sssh!

0:07:09 > 0:07:11How do you know about that?

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Al. Or was it Heston?

0:07:13 > 0:07:18Who doesn't know? Karen? So that is why you're dumping her?

0:07:18 > 0:07:21A well-considered and intelligent response.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Thanks for your sympathy. Get over yourself.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26You could be throwing away something amazing on a mere technicality.

0:07:26 > 0:07:31It's not a "mere" anything. Fine. But you're a doctor.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33You know how common it is - and temporary.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Yes, but it's different when it's you.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39It sounds like you've let it spiral into a big deal.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Who says it's all me anyway?

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Maybe Sigourney's got the wrong pheromones or something.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Classic - blaming an intelligent, clever woman for your own short...

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Short what?

0:07:50 > 0:07:52We were talking about a patient, that's all.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Bit of a...stiff problem?

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Ha-ha(!)

0:08:01 > 0:08:03DOOR OPENS

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Oh, hello again, Mrs...

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Are you all right? You look a bit pale.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11Nurse Reid's dressing has come adrift I'm afraid.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13I was wondered if he could re-do it?

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Oh, dear. How did you do that?

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Oh. What's the raffle in aid of? Something nice?

0:08:19 > 0:08:23Fundraising for the youth club where Nurse Reid helps out.

0:08:23 > 0:08:28What a lovely boy. And so handsome. Can I tempt you? It's only a pound.

0:08:28 > 0:08:33I'll take ten. No, 50. Are you sure?

0:08:33 > 0:08:37I've got nothing else to spend it on now my daughter has moved away.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38There we are!

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Blimey. That's a lot.

0:08:41 > 0:08:45But you're worth it. Mo. Really...

0:08:45 > 0:08:49Come on, live a little. I can't take it with me, can I?

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Her dressing's come adrift, you couldn't squeeze her in before...?

0:08:52 > 0:08:57Of course. Come on through. You are a lovely boy.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Now be honest with me.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Has this happened because you've fallen again?

0:09:05 > 0:09:06A slight trip, maybe.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11I know it's frustrating, Mo, but you need to take it easy.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13I'm going to organise a carer to come and see you

0:09:13 > 0:09:16till your daughter gets back. Oh. She's back tomorrow.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18I thought you said...? Fussing and clucking.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22She'd have me sit and do nothing all day if she had her way.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23HE SIGHS

0:09:23 > 0:09:26You do seem very fired up.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30Carpe Diem! As my husband used to say. Of course.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34But remember, the tremors and muscle clenching take a lot

0:09:34 > 0:09:37out of your body and you need to take care of yourself.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38I do.

0:09:38 > 0:09:44I'm just being mischievous because you look so handsome when you frown.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46SHE LAUGHS

0:09:46 > 0:09:49That's ?10, please. Thank you.

0:09:50 > 0:09:55Mrs D, you've brought me luck. That's another 40 quid I've sold now.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Excellent.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Mrs Hollins was saying how dedicated you were,

0:09:59 > 0:10:02and what marvels you do with the kids.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Cheers, Karen. I'll pay you later.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08No, no! She was singing your praises.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11And rightly - you're a wonderful young man.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Do you need any more prizes?

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Thank you for the offer, but what have I told you?

0:10:16 > 0:10:22Hoist by my own petard. I'd better get out of here before I'm grounded.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Oh, yes.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Is my repeat prescription ready?

0:10:27 > 0:10:30They didn't seem to have it at the chemist. Didn't they?

0:10:30 > 0:10:31I'll have a look.

0:10:35 > 0:10:36Is it due?

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Thanks anyway.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Got to admire her, twice in one day.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Absolutely. Good as gold.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Where has my tenner gone?

0:10:51 > 0:10:53PHONE RINGS

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Ah, now you wouldn't happen to be one of Nurse Reid's young fellas,

0:10:56 > 0:10:58would you?

0:10:58 > 0:10:59Hello, mate. How are you doing?

0:11:08 > 0:11:09Mr Evans?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11MO: Oooh!

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Er, yes. This way.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22Hiya.

0:11:24 > 0:11:25PLASDEN!

0:11:25 > 0:11:28JIMMI LAUGHS I think they heard that in Denmark.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Sorry. I didn't know you were into it.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Danish noir is my middle name.

0:11:32 > 0:11:33I spend all of my spare time in my office

0:11:33 > 0:11:36looking moody through eerily-lit slatted blinds.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38SHE LAUGHS It's definitely the chauffeur.

0:11:38 > 0:11:42Nah, that's too obvious. It's the politician's secretary.

0:11:42 > 0:11:43Nah!

0:11:43 > 0:11:46You two sound like a pair of demented sheep.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50Maybe it was the abattoir guy. That really is obvious.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55You two are bonkers. It was blatantly the dog-walker.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57I can't believe I'm going to miss it.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Karen's too interested in flat-pack furniture

0:11:59 > 0:12:02and Zara didn't have a clue what I was talking about.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06You can borrow my keys - as long as you promise not to give it away when you get in.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08No, it's OK. I'll wait till tomorrow.

0:12:08 > 0:12:09You could come round to mine if you want.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Be nice to have someone to shout at the telly with -

0:12:12 > 0:12:14plus I get to gloat when you're proved wrong.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Except I won't be. I think you will be.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19I've got an instinct when it comes to Scandinavian psychopaths.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22I think I've got some meatballs in the freezer as well.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25That sounds like an offer you can't refuse. Erm. OK.

0:12:25 > 0:12:267.30.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42SHE GROANS

0:12:45 > 0:12:46Oh.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51SHE GROANS

0:12:51 > 0:12:55Can I challenge you to a rack of pool at The Fat Poacher?

0:12:55 > 0:12:59Watching Plasden tonight. No. All Swedish television is boring.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03It's Danish actually. And it's the last episode and I'm hooked.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Don't make me accuse you of being a lightweight. Can't anyway.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Why? Well, cos Jas is coming round to watch it.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10Oh. Right.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12It's nothing like that.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14It's just...Kevin wants the love nest and Mandy's out.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16OK.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24TV PLAYS

0:13:26 > 0:13:28KNOCK ON DOOR

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Mrs Donaldson? Hello?

0:13:30 > 0:13:32SHE TURNS TV OFF

0:13:32 > 0:13:34KNOCKING CONTINUES

0:13:42 > 0:13:45PHONE RINGS

0:13:45 > 0:13:47TURNS TV BACK ON

0:13:47 > 0:13:49'Pretty Mabel refusing to get into her starting box,

0:13:49 > 0:13:52'delaying the start here at the... ' PHONE RINGS

0:13:54 > 0:13:55She not there?

0:13:55 > 0:13:59Her bloods have come back indicating very low calcium.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02She might be having a lie down. Doubt it the way she rushes about.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05I just hope she hasn't had a fall again. Dear.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08I mean, her daughter's back tomorrow, but still...

0:14:08 > 0:14:11No, the daughter's moved away. No. She's just on holiday.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14She definitely told me her daughter had moved away

0:14:14 > 0:14:16and she didn't have anyone to spend her money on.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Hence the raffle tickets.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Right, well, she's telling porkies to somebody.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Which is really unlike her.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Heston, have you got a minute? I'm just seeing a patient.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28I'm really worried about Mrs Donaldson. Right?

0:14:28 > 0:14:29She seems really distracted.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32She's all over the place, she's fallen twice, marched out of here

0:14:32 > 0:14:36this morning in front of a car, and I could have sworn she was...

0:14:36 > 0:14:40Plus she's a bit confused about whether her daughter lives here or not.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42OK. Maybe it's the medication. What's she on?

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Co-careldopa as I remember. She seems fine with it.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Right, I'll give her another call later

0:14:47 > 0:14:50and if she doesn't answer, I'll pop round and see her after work.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Good idea. Mr Walker?

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Got any blood request forms? Yeah.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01What's this? Going on holiday?

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Erm. Maybe.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05On Saturday? No Sigourney?

0:15:07 > 0:15:10Are you at least going to tell her to her face?

0:15:10 > 0:15:11No.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15You are such a plonker. I'm just not very good at confrontations.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Besides, I'd much rather be dumped by text.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Well, yes. You're a bloke.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Apparently. She'll be so upset.

0:15:22 > 0:15:26She'll think the sex thing's just an excuse. No, she won't.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29I would. I'd totally blame myself for you not getting it up

0:15:29 > 0:15:30and think you hated me.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32But she's been fantastic. Exactly.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35So you have to tell her that and let her down gently.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39Who knows what might happen in the future. You could really regret it.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41You reckon? Yeah.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44At least this way, you leave the door open

0:15:44 > 0:15:46and you haven't acted like a total twonk.

0:15:48 > 0:15:52Yeah, you're right. I'll tell her. I promise.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59Come on, Last Chance Saloon! Come on...

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Come on you great stupid...lump!

0:16:03 > 0:16:04KNOCK ON DOOR

0:16:04 > 0:16:09Mrs Donaldson? It's Nurse Reid from the surgery.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Oh.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Sigourney. Hi. I thought it was later? I was missing you.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Seize the day. Isn't that what they say?

0:16:32 > 0:16:36Your calcium is very low. So I picked you up some pills.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38To stop you rushing around.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41You're looking very glam. Why thank you.

0:16:41 > 0:16:46The taxi's coming in a minute. To take me to...bingo.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47HE SIGHS

0:16:47 > 0:16:50I hate to nag, but you've been up and about all day,

0:16:50 > 0:16:52you really need to rest.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Oh, you sound just like Rachel.

0:16:54 > 0:16:59A handsome young man like you should understand about wanting

0:16:59 > 0:17:01to have a bit of fun.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Yeah. I love a night out.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07I bet you do.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12I thought I'd bring refreshments.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Ah, schnapps. Meget god, tak.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Oh. Sorry. Did you want me to bring schnapps?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20No, no. I was only joking, ya.

0:17:20 > 0:17:21THEY LAUGH

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Phew. For a minute I thought you were actually

0:17:23 > 0:17:26serious about the whole Scandinavian evening thing.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29I had visions of you frantically making...meatballs. Mmm.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Yeah, I made...

0:17:31 > 0:17:32We can get a pizza if you like.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36No, really. Meatballs is awesome. Sure? Yeah.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38THEY LAUGH

0:17:42 > 0:17:45It's not that I don't think you're lovely or anything...

0:17:45 > 0:17:47You look fabulous.

0:17:48 > 0:17:52You don't have to humour me. I'm well past my prime.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56Not at all. What did the specialist at the hospital say?

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Has he altered your medication?

0:17:58 > 0:18:00A month ago. Marvellous!

0:18:00 > 0:18:03I don't get any of the freezing limbs.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07And is that when you started being a bit energised and daring?

0:18:07 > 0:18:10I suppose it did.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Can I have a little look at them?

0:18:16 > 0:18:19These are dopamine agonists -

0:18:19 > 0:18:22they activate the signalling pathways into the brain.

0:18:22 > 0:18:26Some of the newer types like these can cause impulsive or

0:18:26 > 0:18:29compulsive behaviour.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33Thrill seeking, gambling, promiscuity...

0:18:33 > 0:18:35That's not like me at all.

0:18:35 > 0:18:36KNOCK ON DOOR

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Mrs Donaldson?

0:18:38 > 0:18:40They'll never take us alive!

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Mrs Donaldson?

0:18:42 > 0:18:43Shh! Who is this?

0:18:43 > 0:18:47Oh, just the man. I can't pay him until I win it back.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Whoa, whoa, slow down. Is this a debt collector?

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Mo, how bad has this gambling got? What gambling?

0:18:53 > 0:18:57The scratch cards, the raffle tickets...

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Betting on horse races this afternoon? A slight flutter...

0:19:03 > 0:19:06It's ?200! This is a problem, Mo.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Gosh, was it that much?

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Did you take the tenner off the reception desk?

0:19:11 > 0:19:15Yes, but I'm going to give it back when I've been to the casino.

0:19:15 > 0:19:21Casino? Not the bingo. I'll pay the man as well. I promise.

0:19:21 > 0:19:25Look, Mo. This isn't you, this is the medication

0:19:25 > 0:19:27and we need to alter it as soon as possible.

0:19:27 > 0:19:32No! I like it! It stops me grinding to a halt.

0:19:32 > 0:19:40Playing chicken this morning and the skateboarding, it was such fun.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Ta-da!

0:19:42 > 0:19:46One should seize the day - no?

0:19:46 > 0:19:48I know it's difficult.

0:19:48 > 0:19:52If I was suffering with a frightening illness I'd be exactly the same.

0:19:52 > 0:19:56But you could harm yourself. Nonsense. I've never been better.

0:19:56 > 0:20:00It's an illusion, Mo. Your brain is full of dopamine.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03What we are going to do is we're going to get a new

0:20:03 > 0:20:06balance of medication without all the risky side effects.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10We can't have you losing all your money to loan sharks, can we?

0:20:10 > 0:20:14I'll win it back. You know you won't. In your heart.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17And what about your grandchildren?

0:20:17 > 0:20:21Do they want a bonkers, broke grandma?

0:20:24 > 0:20:25I suppose not.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Why thank you, Mr Bond.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36No pressure. It's just you are a very nice kisser.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52What's wrong? Nothing. It's just. I erm...

0:20:55 > 0:20:57I can't do this.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00I know and it's fine, really.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01No. I mean...

0:21:03 > 0:21:05This relationship.

0:21:05 > 0:21:06What?

0:21:07 > 0:21:09It's not you. It's me.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Yeah, right. No.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20I have this medical condition.

0:21:21 > 0:21:25There is lump in my erm...labiacortal cavity.

0:21:25 > 0:21:26There is lump in my erm...labiacortal cavity.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Labia-what?

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Cortal. It's why I can't...

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Yeah, but you're a doctor, you'll get the best treatment.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36And when you do, I'll be there for you.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Actually. They don't think there's much hope.

0:21:41 > 0:21:45I haven't got long and I can't offer you the full relationship or

0:21:45 > 0:21:46the future you need.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52It's terminal? Don't be daft.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54I've only just accepted it myself.

0:21:57 > 0:22:01Argh! No! He can't. Can he?

0:22:01 > 0:22:02SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ON TV

0:22:04 > 0:22:07See! Told you it was the secretary all along!

0:22:11 > 0:22:12The dog walker?

0:22:14 > 0:22:17Mandy was right. How annoying.

0:22:17 > 0:22:21Maybe I don't have as much empathy with Scandinavian psychos after all.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22SHE LAUGHS

0:22:22 > 0:22:25No, but you're a dab hand with meatballs.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29Well, the way to a doctor's heart is through their oesophageal sphincter.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31THEY LAUGH

0:22:31 > 0:22:33I didn't realise you were so funny.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44You are so brave. You never would have known.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Yeah. Well...

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Thanks for being so honest.

0:22:52 > 0:22:59Yeah. It's going to be a tough battle, constant round of hospitals,

0:22:59 > 0:23:01medications, tests...

0:23:01 > 0:23:03It's awful.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06That's why I didn't want to tell you.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Poor, poor you.

0:23:13 > 0:23:18What's this? You're going away?

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Er, yeah, no, well...

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Last minute decision thing.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27But if you're ill, are you going to be able to fly?

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Yeah. Oh, yeah.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31But you won't be insurable.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35I'll have to go without.

0:23:35 > 0:23:40Actually, there's a clinic over there that specialises

0:23:40 > 0:23:42in that sort of thing.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43In St Lucia?

0:23:43 > 0:23:45Yeah, yeah.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48Afro-Caribbean's are prone to it, apparently.

0:23:49 > 0:23:53I suppose at least you'll get a holiday. Maybe.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00And when you get back, I'll be there for you.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Through thick and thin. No strings.

0:24:02 > 0:24:06That's so lovely, but I can't ask you to do that.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09I want to, really.

0:24:09 > 0:24:16I can't. It's not fair on you, we hardly know each other.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19But there's time...

0:24:20 > 0:24:21There's not.

0:24:23 > 0:24:29It's been wonderful while it's lasted, but this has to end.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33It'll be easier for both of us if it ends here.

0:24:38 > 0:24:42You're absolutely sure this is what you want?

0:24:42 > 0:24:43(SOFTLY) Totally.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45I'm sorry.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57DOOR CLOSES

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Jas, hi, it's me.

0:25:11 > 0:25:16I spoke to Sigourney. Face to face. And, er...

0:25:16 > 0:25:21yeah, you're right. Honesty is really the best policy and all that.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35PHONE BEEPS

0:25:35 > 0:25:38Yeah, but calling it The Square was a total red herring.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40You expected it all to unravel there.

0:25:40 > 0:25:41Ah, no. It's a metaphor.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45Historically the town square is a place of social cohesion,

0:25:45 > 0:25:48yet the atrocity erupts from it under the guise of normal life.

0:25:48 > 0:25:52Clever! But it's the actions of the small people,

0:25:52 > 0:25:54the curtain-twitchers, whatever,

0:25:54 > 0:25:56that brought Angel Angelikson to the killer.

0:25:56 > 0:26:00Very perceptive, Dr Khella. Oh, yes, still waters...

0:26:02 > 0:26:03THEY LAUGH

0:26:05 > 0:26:08Why don't you tell me what you think of this.

0:26:09 > 0:26:17It's a local artist. Suzie Smart. Right. Really? Give her a chance.

0:26:17 > 0:26:18MUSIC STARTS

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Is that what you and Al get up to of a Friday - sad boys anonymous

0:26:21 > 0:26:23working on their beer guts down the local?

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Actually, it's good. Mmm.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Really good.

0:26:31 > 0:26:35Even better live. I'm going to see her next week. You should come along.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37Erm...

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Yeah, no. Well. Probably, actually...

0:26:40 > 0:26:43It may be a bit too pub quiz and beer bellies for you.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46Well, I'm not sure Angel Angelikson would approve, but...

0:26:48 > 0:26:49..carpe diem, eh?

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Right, so what are we going to watch next?

0:26:59 > 0:27:01I've got the complete Sex And The City. JIMMI LAUGHS

0:27:01 > 0:27:04I'm looking for a Sgt Hollins? Yeah. You found him. Hello.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06This is Dr Emma Reid.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09You told Sigourney you can't go out with her any more

0:27:09 > 0:27:11because you're dying of a made-up illness?

0:27:11 > 0:27:15Linda, please let us help you. But you can't.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18Thank you for asking me. I'm glad I did.

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