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0:00:31 > 0:00:35MUSIC ON RADIO: "Baby Love" by The Supremes

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Zuzana!

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Not right in my face, Mum!

0:00:47 > 0:00:50I'm sorry, love. Your breakfast is ready.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54I just have cereal. No, no. Not in my house, you don't.

0:00:54 > 0:00:58Ooh, sorry - our house. You don't need to do this.

0:00:58 > 0:00:59I want to.

0:00:59 > 0:01:03That's the whole point. I want to look after you.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06And you can't have just cereal for breakfast.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09So, sit down and eat.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Dad, where are you?

0:01:17 > 0:01:19'I'm still at home.'

0:01:19 > 0:01:21And I've gotta pop in to the station.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23What?! 'Yeah, I know, I know. I'm sorry.'

0:01:23 > 0:01:24But I need to see HR,

0:01:24 > 0:01:26sort out the paperwork for my compassionate leave.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29But I won't be long. 'What am I supposed to do?'

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Well, just wait for me, and we'll see the specialist when I get there.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35OK? Er...

0:01:35 > 0:01:39'Do me a favour, Jack. Stay away from your mum, OK?'

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Right. Bye.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45TV PLAYS

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Hey!

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Hiya, Zuzana.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Hey, this is nice.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Well, much more room than her old place.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Definitely.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56It's all right.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57MUM SCOFFS

0:01:57 > 0:01:59You speak to her. Can I get you a drink?

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Oh, no, I'm all right. Oh, don't be silly.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05What was that about?

0:02:05 > 0:02:08She wants me to move in. Permanent.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Well...

0:02:10 > 0:02:11No way!

0:02:11 > 0:02:15This is just till the baby arrives and the ankle's fixed.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17You look pretty comfortable to me!

0:02:17 > 0:02:21Might as well take advantage. Hey, it's nice!

0:02:21 > 0:02:24And, you know, some of the ladies I look after, they don't have anyone.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Be nice for your mum to have you here as well.

0:02:28 > 0:02:33I got a selection. And... we all need calcium, don't we?

0:02:33 > 0:02:36You will make a brilliant grandma. Oh!

0:02:36 > 0:02:38MUM CHUCKLES

0:02:41 > 0:02:43DOOR OPENS

0:02:43 > 0:02:45She's incompetent! Who?

0:02:45 > 0:02:48The young temp in reception. Where's Mrs Tembe.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Well, Mrs Tembe's at the Campus. She can't be allowed to continue.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53We can't hire anyone permanent

0:02:53 > 0:02:55unless we know that Karen's not coming back.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59There must be an alternative to the walking disaster out there.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01It's difficult. It's necessary!

0:03:05 > 0:03:06DOOR CLOSES

0:03:10 > 0:03:13If I don't bring these in here, I'm going to scoff the lot!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15That's all right.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17How is she? She's fine.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Ah! And the baby?

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Don't worry. She's young, she's strong. It's all looking good.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27Ah! I'm just glad she's here, where I can keep an eye on her.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Must be nice having her back home, eh?

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Yeah. Took some arguing!

0:03:31 > 0:03:35But, you know, this is where she belongs.

0:03:35 > 0:03:36Not that tiny little bedsit.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40So, everything's OK? Oh, it's wonderful.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Well...

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Actually...

0:03:51 > 0:03:52it's even better than that.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56I'm pregnant!

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Eight weeks.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Er... Does Zuzana know? Oh, no.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05No, I haven't told anyone yet. It's a surprise.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Er... Yeah.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11We've done everything together, me and Zuzana. We're like sisters.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14And there's plenty of room. I mean...

0:04:14 > 0:04:17I was just rattling around in here all by myself.

0:04:25 > 0:04:26She's feisty, this little one!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31What?

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Er, so...

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Mandy and I have been talking, and...

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Well, the thing is, she agrees with me

0:04:43 > 0:04:46that your bedsit really isn't big enough for the two of you.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Claire, this is not really what we talked about.

0:04:49 > 0:04:50It's true, though.

0:04:52 > 0:04:56You'd be better off just giving up your lease and moving in properly.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00Then we can all be together. All of us.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05And the money you save on the rent

0:05:05 > 0:05:07will keep your little one in babygros.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17She definitely won't recognise me?

0:05:17 > 0:05:18She doesn't recognise your dad.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20She doesn't recognise anyone or anything

0:05:20 > 0:05:23from the past 30 years of her life.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25So, it doesn't matter if she sees me.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26It's not a good idea.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Jack... Come and sit down. I can get you a coffee.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38You all right, Karen?

0:05:39 > 0:05:41That T-shirt's so old!

0:05:42 > 0:05:44The Police.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47My mate Maggie was really into them. She's got the Synchronicity shirt.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51She's got all three autographs on the back.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53The tour last year.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54Right.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58So, who's this? Does he talk?

0:06:00 > 0:06:01I'm Jack.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04And we really shouldn't be disturbing you.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06No, I don't mind being disturbed.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Haven't you got loads of patients who need your help?

0:06:11 > 0:06:13I'll be fine. We'll be fine.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26So, Jack...

0:06:26 > 0:06:28You looked like you could do with some company.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31And you just happened to be passing my window?

0:06:31 > 0:06:33I'm visiting my mum.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Sh... She's just down the corridor.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Is she all right?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41I don't know. I hope so.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51What did I tell you? She's coming home for good!

0:06:51 > 0:06:55You have to tell her. I will. Oh, she'll be absolutely amazed.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Oh, Claire, you really need to think about this.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02What is there to think about? She will absolutely love it!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04What am I going to love?

0:07:05 > 0:07:06Claire?

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Well, I was going to tell you... after the baby.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16I just didn't want you to worry about anything but your little one.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17Mum?

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Well, the thing is...

0:07:21 > 0:07:23..I'm pregnant too.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Eight weeks.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26You're 45!

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Well, that's not necessarily a problem.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32I don't understand. How can you do this?

0:07:32 > 0:07:34How can you be so stupid?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Zuzana... What's she thinking of?

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Who was it?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41I thought you'd be pleased.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44I am.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46I'm having a baby, just like you!

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Step away from the biscuits, Bellamy.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Tea? Coffee? Coffee, please.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05I've found a temporary receptionist.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Well, that's got to be an improvement.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Valerie.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Oh. Is that a good idea?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12I think she's the perfect solution.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14She knows the ropes, she's available immediately,

0:08:14 > 0:08:17and we need a reliable receptionist to get us back on track.

0:08:17 > 0:08:22Any objections? No. No, it'll be nice to see her.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26Good. Cos she's popping in later to sort out the paperwork.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28I was going to wash it.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31What? Biscuit tin.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36So, you...know it's empty, then?

0:08:41 > 0:08:43She just needs to get used to the idea.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45She probably wasn't expecting it.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Like this is normal?!

0:08:47 > 0:08:50How can I expect something like this?

0:08:51 > 0:08:54You're too old to have a baby, Mum.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55I'm not that old!

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Do you know what the risks are? Oh! Tell her.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01About Down's syndrome and...and the risks for her.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04And how will you cope?

0:09:04 > 0:09:06You'll be a pensioner when the kid's in secondary school.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Are they going to be in the same year?

0:09:11 > 0:09:14At school? They could be in the same class!

0:09:14 > 0:09:15Hopefully.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Hopefully?

0:09:17 > 0:09:21You can't have your aunt or your uncle in the same class as you.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Do you know how much they'll be teased?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26We'll be the weird family everyone jokes about.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30Oh, that doesn't matter. You have no idea.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33I-I-I thought you'd be pleased.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35She will be.

0:09:35 > 0:09:40They can play with each other. I mean, there's plenty of room.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41We can all live here together.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44They could share your old room, like, um...

0:09:44 > 0:09:46well, like a double nursery.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Why are you being like this?

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Mandy, do you have a car?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Er, yeah.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56I want to go home. You ARE home.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59I'll walk, then. On that ankle?

0:09:59 > 0:10:02I'm not staying here with her. Zuzana, she's your mum.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06Then why is she doing this?! I'm not doing anything.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08I'll wait outside.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12What have I done?!

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Why am I the bad guy all of a sudden?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16DOOR SHUTS I, um...

0:10:16 > 0:10:21I'd better... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course. You go.

0:10:21 > 0:10:22She'll get over it.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24It's fine. We'll be fine.

0:10:26 > 0:10:27DOOR SHUTS

0:10:30 > 0:10:34You're doing it again. Have I got something on my nose? Sorry.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37I was...thinking.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42So, what do you like to listen to?

0:10:42 > 0:10:44On your Walkman, or whatever. This and that.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51Any record you want, I can tape it for you.

0:10:51 > 0:10:52How's that work?

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Saturday mornings. Our Price.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Yeah?

0:10:56 > 0:10:57You work in a record shop?

0:10:59 > 0:11:02So...

0:11:02 > 0:11:04what's selling at the moment?

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Compilations.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09We actually had a queue for the last one they brought out.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Music for people who can't decide what they like.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Now That's What I Call Music!

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Now 4.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18God help us if we get to Now 5 and Now 6 and Now 7.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22I can't believe you work in Our Price.

0:11:22 > 0:11:23Why shouldn't I?

0:11:25 > 0:11:29You can come and see me, if you like. I finish at 2.00.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Saturday mornings.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Well, I used to.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Do you know why you're here?

0:11:38 > 0:11:40I banged my head.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44I think it was a car accident. I think. They don't...

0:11:44 > 0:11:47They don't talk to me. They don't tell me stuff.

0:11:47 > 0:11:48They just talk rubbish.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51First decent conversation I've had since I've got here.

0:11:51 > 0:11:52Thanks.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Karen...

0:11:57 > 0:11:58have we met before?

0:12:01 > 0:12:03That's the oldest chat-up line in the book!

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Is that the best you've got?

0:12:09 > 0:12:11KNOCK ON DOOR, HE MUMBLES

0:12:12 > 0:12:13Just spreading the word.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16I've found a new temporary replacement for Karen.

0:12:16 > 0:12:17Remember Valerie?

0:12:17 > 0:12:19The emotional limpet?

0:12:19 > 0:12:20Yes.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23No! Why all the negativity?

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Valerie is efficient, competent, caring and respectful.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27We're lucky to have her.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28Hooray.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39I'm sorry.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Dragging you all the way over here.

0:12:41 > 0:12:45No. It's important you get the injection.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48Whooping cough isn't nice.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Most people it must be just...arrive,

0:12:50 > 0:12:53stick the needle in and go.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56With me you get the whole family crisis thing.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Well, if it wasn't for your ankle, you'd be in the surgery...

0:13:02 > 0:13:03Am I being stupid?

0:13:05 > 0:13:10It's just...she can't just help with my baby. She has to have one too.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14I didn't even know she was seeing anyone.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20Well, don't burn your bridges, eh? You're going to need each other.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23You don't want to do this on your own.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25And neither does she.

0:13:31 > 0:13:32Karen...

0:13:35 > 0:13:39Oh, are you worried about her? Sorry? Your mum.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41No.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42No, she's going to be fine.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47Won't be long before she's back to her usual nagging self.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Tell me about it!

0:13:49 > 0:13:53My mum nags like it's an automatic reaction.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56"Oh, there's my daughter - must nag."

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Sounds familiar. We never have any proper conversation.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02I just get a stream of instructions and complaints.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05We don't...don't actually talk.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10OK. OK, do you ever get this one?

0:14:10 > 0:14:12"You treat this place like a hotel!"

0:14:12 > 0:14:14SHE LAUGHS All the time!

0:14:14 > 0:14:16My mum...

0:14:17 > 0:14:19My mum...

0:14:23 > 0:14:25They told me that she died a long time ago.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29It's all right. Don't worry...

0:14:29 > 0:14:32No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't...

0:14:37 > 0:14:40What are YOU doing here?! Well, if I'm not welcome, I'll leave.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43That's not... You're just throwing money away, keeping this place.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45It's my home. Well, no, it's not.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Oh, this...it isn't right.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53I was never going to stay with you.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57It was just for the birth, just for a few weeks, to keep you happy!

0:14:57 > 0:15:01Well, you've blown that, haven't you?! It's not MY fault!

0:15:01 > 0:15:04It's nobody's fault.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Calm down, both of you, before I have to start worrying

0:15:07 > 0:15:10about blood pressure and premature birth.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12She can't stay here. Watch me.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13Zuzana, come on.

0:15:13 > 0:15:17You've got to admit this isn't an ideal place to bring up a baby.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21Of course it isn't. That's why I wanted to go home!

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Ohh!

0:15:23 > 0:15:26You still can, sweetheart.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Mm?

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Problem? Well, we could have discussed it first.

0:15:36 > 0:15:40Managerial decision. Anyway, she's efficient. Yes.

0:15:40 > 0:15:41Reliable. Indeed.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Was there really no-one else? No.

0:15:48 > 0:15:52Oh! You're very kind, Mandy. I'm sorry to be so much trouble.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Oh, no, it's no problem.

0:15:54 > 0:15:59We'll be fine now. Well, now she's come to her senses about this place.

0:15:59 > 0:16:00You ready to go, love?

0:16:00 > 0:16:02In a minute. Hm.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09She's eight weeks gone, yeah? Is that too late?

0:16:09 > 0:16:10I don't think it can be,

0:16:10 > 0:16:13cos you don't get some of your scan results till three months.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Erm... Can you arrange it?

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Can you fix her up for an abortion?

0:16:19 > 0:16:22SHE GASPS

0:16:24 > 0:16:26What kind of hospital is this?

0:16:27 > 0:16:30The normal kind.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32It's not a mental hospital?

0:16:32 > 0:16:33No!

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Don't be daft!

0:16:36 > 0:16:37It's...

0:16:37 > 0:16:40It's St Phil's. It's a normal hospital.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42You're not just saying that?

0:16:43 > 0:16:44Honestly.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49You banged your head, but you're... you're going to be fine.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52You're just a bit confused, that's all.

0:16:57 > 0:16:58You're nice.

0:17:01 > 0:17:02What do you do? Have you got a job?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07I'm a lawyer. Just started.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14Oo-er! I bet your mum's proud of you.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Yeah.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19I think she is.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Always so dramatic.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Not helping, Zuzana.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Well, she is.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35You've got a child growing inside you, nearly born.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39A little baby.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42And you can sit there calmly talking about abortion?

0:17:42 > 0:17:45She can't hear me! And we're not talking about her.

0:17:45 > 0:17:49We're talking about your... My what? Mine's a little baby too.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54Now, this is YOUR little brother or sister.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56You always wanted a little baby sister.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59When I was six! Yeah, that might have been nice.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Oh! Well, I'm sorry.

0:18:02 > 0:18:07I'm so sorry about your terrible deprived childhood.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09How could we have been so selfish(?)

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Poor little Zuzana, all on her own(!)

0:18:15 > 0:18:19Do you know how much we wanted another child?

0:18:19 > 0:18:22What, I wasn't good enough? I don't think that's what she meant.

0:18:22 > 0:18:26What, then? We gave you everything.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30Exactly! You smothered me. You're still smothering me.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32We loved you. I couldn't breathe.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38Well, what was I supposed to do? You were my little girl.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41My lovely little girl. And now you're...

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Grown-up.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46I'm a grown-up, Mum.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49You can't keep running my life.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52And you can't just get another little baby to replace me.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Nobody move!

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Just let me look at you all.

0:19:00 > 0:19:01Oooh!

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Isn't this wonderful?!

0:19:04 > 0:19:09Oh, I have missed this place so much! And we you.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Oh! I've got a beverage here!

0:19:11 > 0:19:13It's lovely to see you, Valerie.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15And you! I want all the gossip!

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Yes. I thought I heard a familiar voice!

0:19:18 > 0:19:20A wonderful surprise!

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Well, sorry to have to break up the party,

0:19:22 > 0:19:25but I really must drag Valerie away from you all, do the paperwork.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Oh, if you must, you must. Oh, shucks!

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Well, see you later, then.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Well, all right, then. Why don't we all have lunch together?

0:19:32 > 0:19:35Oh, can we go to the Icon?!

0:19:35 > 0:19:40Please, that would be so special. The Icon it is, then. 2.00.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42See you all there. Valerie...

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Oh, I'm really looking forward to that(!)

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Oh, absolutely. Indeed.

0:19:51 > 0:19:52I'm back!

0:19:55 > 0:19:58I have actually got to get back to work.

0:19:59 > 0:20:03Do you think I trust you two to not gouge each other's eyes out?

0:20:05 > 0:20:08I-I know it's difficult.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10But...you're in this situation,

0:20:10 > 0:20:13so you're going to have to find a way to get yourselves out.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Oh, for goodness' sake! Zuzana?

0:20:20 > 0:20:22I'm sorry.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26I just thought you'd be happy for me.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29She is. Well, she will be.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Right.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45I think this will be the last time I see you until after the big event.

0:20:45 > 0:20:49So...good luck with it. Hope it goes well.

0:20:49 > 0:20:50We'll be fine.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Good.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53Zuzana?

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Yeah.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59OK. Er, YOU need to come in for a check-up!

0:20:59 > 0:21:03Oh, yeah, course. Thank you. Thanks for...

0:21:03 > 0:21:05For knocking people's heads together? No problem.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07For knocking people's heads together? No problem.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08It's all part of the service.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15All right. I've got a game. A competition.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19You up for it?

0:21:19 > 0:21:22Go on, then. My dad taught me this.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25I was in hospital for ages.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Everybody brought me grapes. So...

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Am I supposed to be impressed? You try it.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35A chimpanzee could do that. You reckon?

0:21:36 > 0:21:39OK! Are those your mum's grapes?

0:21:40 > 0:21:41She won't mind.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Come on. It's easy.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45OK. Come on, then.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Ow!

0:21:58 > 0:22:00I'm sorry. No, no.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03It's OK. I just can't move my head.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06All right.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09New rules. Don't move.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Just open your mouth.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Ready?

0:22:16 > 0:22:17You missed it!

0:22:17 > 0:22:20YOU missed it. Another one.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Right, then, love. Let's get you home.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31What about this place? I don't know.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35You could probably keep it until you decide what to do.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Are you really pregnant? I mean, definitely.

0:22:42 > 0:22:43I really am.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46Wow!

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Yeah!

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Cost me a fortune.

0:22:50 > 0:22:51What?

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Well, I didn't just order sperm off the internet.

0:22:54 > 0:23:00It's a proper clinic. The donors get health checked and everything.

0:23:00 > 0:23:01What?

0:23:02 > 0:23:03I thought...

0:23:04 > 0:23:08I thought you'd got knocked up by accident!

0:23:08 > 0:23:11Cos that's just the stupid kind of thing you'd do, Mum!

0:23:11 > 0:23:14Silly cow gets drunk in a bar and gets herself pregnant.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16What, like you did?! Is that what you think?

0:23:16 > 0:23:20I wanted to be pregnant. I want this baby.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Look, it's my last chance.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25I just thought we could do it together.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28They're not dolls, Mum.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31It's not like I'VE got a new toy and you want one too.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35And you don't, like, just come home and, what, play happy families?

0:23:35 > 0:23:37You and me and the babies,

0:23:37 > 0:23:40stopping you feeling lonely in your empty house.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43Oh, love, you make it sound as if it's a trap.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47That's what it feels like. A secret plan.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49I was going to tell you, but if I did...

0:23:49 > 0:23:52You knew I'd tell you what a stupid idea it was.

0:23:54 > 0:23:58You want a baby in the family. I'm giving you a baby, Mum.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01Why can't you just be a gran to my little girl?

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Why do you have to have everything?

0:24:04 > 0:24:07Why do you have to spoil everything?!

0:24:07 > 0:24:08I'm not coming home.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Oh, come on. You can't stay here.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Yes, I can. Till I find somewhere bigger.

0:24:13 > 0:24:17You lied to me. You're my mum, and you lied.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19I didn't. You should go.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Zuzana... I don't want you in my house.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24I don't want you at the hospital. Just get out.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Get out! Oh!

0:24:31 > 0:24:35So, Mandy, are you joining the happy throng? What do you mean?

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Lunch at the Icon with Howard and Valerie.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Oh, is she really coming back?

0:24:40 > 0:24:41Oh, yes.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43She's just so...

0:24:43 > 0:24:44Needy?

0:24:44 > 0:24:48Clingy? Wet? Limpet-like?

0:24:48 > 0:24:52She's just lonely, that's all. Well, there's a surprise(!)

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Er... That's rich coming from you!

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Said the pot to the kettle. Heston!

0:24:57 > 0:24:58I'm just saying.

0:24:58 > 0:25:02And what are your plans this evening, Dr Carter?

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Oh, yes, table for one?

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Said the pot to the kettle.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Mandy!

0:25:10 > 0:25:13Valerie! I heard you were back.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15Oh, this is brilliant!

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Oh, look at you all!

0:25:18 > 0:25:20You're my favourites!

0:25:20 > 0:25:23And you're our favourite too.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25That's an interesting necklace, Valerie.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Oh, my Ashley gave it to me. It's lovely, isn't it?

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Ashley from the patient group?

0:25:30 > 0:25:31Yes.

0:25:31 > 0:25:32Sacre bleu.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34We're very happy together.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37We go together like two peas in a pod.

0:25:37 > 0:25:41When I found my Ashley, the world lost two lonely people

0:25:41 > 0:25:43and replaced them with one happy couple.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47That's what it's all about, really, isn't it?

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Did I win?

0:25:53 > 0:25:55You won.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58And my prize is...

0:25:58 > 0:26:00that you have to come back and see me again.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02I...can't.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Oh, go on!

0:26:04 > 0:26:07You're the first person I've met in here who's even slightly normal.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10It's horrible in here.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13You'll be fine.

0:26:13 > 0:26:17The doctors here are great. They sorted me out, no problem.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19I'll see you.

0:26:20 > 0:26:21That's not what I mean!

0:27:07 > 0:27:11I want you to ask the nurse to ask this man to leave, please.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Well, if you wanted a secret relationship,

0:27:15 > 0:27:18you shouldn't have chosen one of the seven men you work with.

0:27:18 > 0:27:19I feel so sure that I'm one thing

0:27:19 > 0:27:22and then you and everyone else says I'm something else.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25This doctor was saying it just takes a trigger.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27You play the right piece of music, say the right thing,

0:27:27 > 0:27:29and bam, they're back.

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