0:00:26 > 0:00:33Anyway, I just wanted to say that last night Gordon, it was...
0:00:34 > 0:00:36..and again this morning!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38MRS TEMBE GIGGLES
0:00:40 > 0:00:45Er, yeah, I will make supper this-this evening.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48I-I will call you later.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Thank you. It is Mrs Tembe.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58- Gordon?- Yes, I was just leaving him a voice message.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59I'm sure he knows it was you.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Is that what you wore yesterday?
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Mrs Tembe, are you doing the walk of shame?
0:01:07 > 0:01:12No, I am not wearing anything that I have worn this week.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Oh, I am starving!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- What d'you think you're doing? - I beg your pardon?
0:01:22 > 0:01:26It's a shop-bought sandwich! You never buy sandwiches.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Mrs Tembe was in a bit of rush this morning, weren't you?- It's massive.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31I was running a little late.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- It's a triple decker! - I'm feeling rather peckish.
0:01:34 > 0:01:39And crisps! What about not spoiling your appetite? What about tonight?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Oh, what's happening tonight?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44'Dinner for four. My gourmet husband is entertaining.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46'Of course, he cooks.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47'It's more than "cooks".
0:01:47 > 0:01:49'What was the thing he won?
0:01:49 > 0:01:50'SuperChef.'
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Rob totally takes over when we've got guests.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55He comes over all Paul Hollywood.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Oh...Paul Hollywood.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- Who's coming?- Gordon.
0:01:59 > 0:02:06Gordon? Sergeant Hollins is being Paul Hollywood for Gordon tonight?
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Yes! And you. So ditch the carbs.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11That's you told.
0:02:13 > 0:02:18'Rob composes a menu, he's been re-watching Nigella.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20'That might not be so much about the cooking.
0:02:20 > 0:02:25'Shut up! It's going to be magnificent. That's what he said.'
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Gordon, have you forgotten to tell me something?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30What? About last night?
0:02:30 > 0:02:34No, about this night. Friday night. Tonight!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36I forgot, didn't I?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40'I have just been told off for eating a sandwich.'
0:02:40 > 0:02:44What? Why? It...
0:02:44 > 0:02:48It's nothing special, just a bite of supper and...
0:02:48 > 0:02:49SuperChef.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Excuse me?
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Sergeant Hollins...
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Sergeant Hollins is SuperChef champion.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00He beat me.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04He is a magnificent cook.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07And she... She is a big show off.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Hollins....is a chef?!
0:03:12 > 0:03:15You're kidding me! I'd got him down as a total sausage-and-mash man.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19'His creme patissiere was sublime.'
0:03:19 > 0:03:23It made my creme anglaise... Well, it looked like tinned custard.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28'Listen to me, no-one on this planet can be sweeter than you,'
0:03:28 > 0:03:33and no-one could feed me better and I am not just talking about food.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Gordon, stop it.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40We are having dinner with the Hollins.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42THAT is what we will be doing tonight.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47BLENDER WHIRRS
0:03:51 > 0:03:54MOBILE PLAYS THE THEME FROM THE SWEENEY
0:04:00 > 0:04:01BLENDER STOPS
0:04:07 > 0:04:09I will just open up.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Hold your horses, we've got two minutes yet.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15What is Escoffier knocking up tonight then?
0:04:15 > 0:04:20Rob will be giving us his claf-hoof-tiss.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Sounds painful. What is that? A disorder of the hoof?
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Clafoutis is a delicious pie
0:04:27 > 0:04:31usually found in the Limousin region of France.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33MUSIC: "This Girl Is On Fire" by Alicia Keys.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36# Oh, she got both feet On the ground
0:04:36 > 0:04:39# And she's burning it down
0:04:39 > 0:04:44# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
0:04:44 > 0:04:46# She got her head in the clouds
0:04:46 > 0:04:50# And she's not backing down
0:04:51 > 0:04:56# This girl is on fire
0:04:56 > 0:04:59# This girl is on fire. #
0:04:59 > 0:05:03- Oi! You shouldn't sneak up on a person.- I called the RSPCA.- Ha ha.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06It's Friday, it's after six, I can sing if I want to.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08That was singing?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10'Th-This is...
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- DJ GASPS - '..Letherbridge...
0:05:13 > 0:05:17- DJ GASPS AGAIN - '..Uni FM.'
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Asthma?- Asthma?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Asthma.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Yes, they're on their way.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26That was Campus Security. University Radio. Off you pop.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- But it's Friday, it's after 6.- Kevin!
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Doctor Tyler, it's round the corner -
0:05:29 > 0:05:32you'll get there before the paramedics.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- But I don't know where it is. - I do. Come on.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40# This girl is on fire. #
0:05:40 > 0:05:42SHE GASPS DANCE MUSIC IN BACKGROUND
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Are you OK?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- What are you doing? - Try and stay calm.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49We're doctors. Have you got your inhaler?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Why...are you here? - We're here to help.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- I don't need...any...help. - OK, then.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58We heard what sounded like an asthma attack on air.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- There's an ambulance on its way. - Don't be...ridiculous.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04You can't breathe.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05SHE GASPS
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Nebuliser.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10You need a nebuliser and you need to have your breathing normalised.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14I'm running...a radio station.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16The paramedics will sort it. You'll be fine.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Or you'll be running nothing.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Haven't you got an auto-pilot or something?- It's on.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24So, sit down and let's wait for the paramedics.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28It's quicker if we...go down.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Touch nothing.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38MOCKING: "Touch nothing"!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40MUSIC GOES QUIET
0:06:40 > 0:06:42MUSIC CONTINUES FROM HEADPHONES
0:06:42 > 0:06:44# Everybody in the club
0:06:44 > 0:06:48# All eyes on us All eyes on us
0:06:48 > 0:06:52# I want to scream and shout and shout and let it all out
0:06:52 > 0:06:56# And scream and shout and let it out.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59# Yeah, yeah, yeah. #
0:06:59 > 0:07:03The IPA is 8.7% but tastes like earwax and onions.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Delicious(!) What about that one from Surrey?
0:07:06 > 0:07:07All head when it's poured,
0:07:07 > 0:07:09flat as a fart by the time you get it to your table.
0:07:09 > 0:07:14- What if I drink it at the bar? - How about a dark beer?
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Tend to avoid the dark.
0:07:15 > 0:07:20- This porter is fan-freaking-tastic.- Go on then.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22I can give you a taster glass first if you like.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- No, no, no, pint me.- Good man!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27MUSIC: "Firestarter" by Prodigy
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Sorted?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Yeah. She's off to St Phil's. She'll be fine.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Daft mare. No inhaler.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Ah, these are good.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Doctor DJ in the house. - Don't do that.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Why not? No-one can hear us.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- Really?- Uh-huh.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Cool. Let's play DJ.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56You're listening to...Hot and Spicy on Letherbridge Uni FM.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Whoo! So, who am I, bro'?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01You're Spicy, girrrrl!
0:08:01 > 0:08:05What a butt monkey! That is so sexist, innit?
0:08:05 > 0:08:13This here is Miss Jazzy K and she is going to take you all the way.
0:08:13 > 0:08:19All the way! You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Swear down, this lady is hotter than July in Jamaica!
0:08:25 > 0:08:26THEY LAUGH
0:08:32 > 0:08:35What's the matter with you? What's going on? Where's the dinner?
0:08:35 > 0:08:37I've had equipment malfunction,
0:08:37 > 0:08:40the eggs aren't fresh and I've had a pastry nightmare.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42See this towel?
0:08:42 > 0:08:43I'm throwing it in.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46You're throwing it in? You're the sodding SuperChef.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- It's not a competition.- It so is.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53I've over-stretched myself. It's all gone wrong.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55My clafoutis - it's a disaster!
0:08:58 > 0:09:02You've started steaming the sugar snaps peas already!
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- I know I have! My mojo... - Don't you mojo me!
0:09:07 > 0:09:12Mrs Winifred Tembe knew how to pronounce "clafoutis" -
0:09:12 > 0:09:14how could you do that to me?
0:09:14 > 0:09:16DOORBELL
0:09:16 > 0:09:19You've got to be kidding! Forget the posh peas, we'll nuke some frozen.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- What else have you got left to do? - Everything.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Apart from the rough puff, it's resting in the fridge.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Of course it is.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33You've caught the chef on a good day.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37Look, my shift's over at ten past. You having another pint after that?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Oh. Yeah. I could do another porter.
0:09:39 > 0:09:44- Great, I'll sink one with you then. That OK?- Mm!- Brilliant.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Hi. This is Doctor Khella. I'm enquiring about a patient.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53KEVIN: # It's Friday, I'm in love...
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Um...
0:09:54 > 0:09:56# Saturday. #
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Um, sorry, I'll call you back.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02PHONE RINGS
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Hello?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- 'Is that Flashy or Spicy?' - What's in a name?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12'Yeah, well, good start. Really like her.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- 'Rest of the show's a bit sucky.' - Who is this?
0:10:16 > 0:10:21- WHISPERS FRANTICALLY: - We've been on air! You're on air.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23What did we say? Do you remember what we said?
0:10:23 > 0:10:27- I said loads of stuff. - How? Did we swear?
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- Your bag hit the knob. - Did you drop the F bomb?!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- You dropped the F bomb. - I didn't! But you might've.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42It's his creative temperament. He'll be fine.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46- Will you be fine, Rob? - 'Course he will. Let me take that.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47You two go and make yourselves comfy.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Would you like me to...?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52No, I'd like it if you to made yourselves comfy.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55What do you want me to do, Rob? Dial a sodding pizza?
0:10:55 > 0:10:56You should have won SuperChef.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00I've even managed to mess up the mange tout.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Look, it's Friday night - what about fish and chips? I'll go.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Mmm. Mmmm!
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Now this - this has been made by a SuperChef.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- But maybe...?- French tarragon?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14A tiny snippet, huh?
0:11:14 > 0:11:15WHOA!
0:11:15 > 0:11:17- CLATTERING - Ow!
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Oh, my Goodness!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Do we all want mushy peas?
0:11:21 > 0:11:26- It's me ankle! - Try to take the weight off it.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31- It's just a bit of egg wash. - Mr Entertainment.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35You have done all the hard work. Gordon and I need only finish.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39- I do not mind at all. - No, we don't mind.
0:11:41 > 0:11:46You are a real life-saver. A natural star.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48You know that, don't you?
0:11:48 > 0:11:53Well, I just have the ability to stay calm in a crisis.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Gordon, we are going to need an egg. - Yeah?
0:11:59 > 0:12:03- We need another egg.- I love you.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07And I would love you even more if you got me an egg.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Oh, er...don't mind me.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Let's just...
0:12:17 > 0:12:19It's...
0:12:20 > 0:12:24It's for the patient. I didn't want to interrupt.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- So where's this from, then? - A craft brewery in Staffordshire.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37I ordered it in. The landlord's a right wuss.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Doesn't know what's on his doorstep -
0:12:39 > 0:12:42too idle to find out, so he buys in boring slop from a wholesaler.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46- Ah, the politics of Real Ale. - You know it.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50Listen, if you're seriously coming over to the dark side,
0:12:50 > 0:12:52there are some smashing breweries round here.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53They brews really ace dark beers.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Some of them national prize winners,
0:12:56 > 0:12:59maybe we could go out and do a beer tour,
0:12:59 > 0:13:01check out the other Staffordshire horde!
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- I'm not one for playing gooseberry. - Come again?
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Traipsing round local micros, following you and your boyfriend.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10What boyfriend?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13There's no boyfriend.
0:13:17 > 0:13:22- Er...sorry about that. I was just trying to tell her...- What?
0:13:22 > 0:13:26Well, you know, how much she means to me.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31Does that mean that you've... done it?
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Sergeant Hollins. I do not think you are going to need
0:13:35 > 0:13:39anything more than a butter knife to cut through this fillet.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43But I have brought your carver, just in case.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Look at that! You've rescued my Beef Wellington.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47There was very little to do.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50I might have won the SuperChef crown, Mrs Tembe,
0:13:50 > 0:13:52- but you should wear it.- Nonsense!
0:13:52 > 0:13:57SuperChef was all about the best cook on the day
0:13:57 > 0:14:00and that was YOUR big day.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- Talking of big days...- Karen!
0:14:03 > 0:14:07What? I just want to know if I should be buying a hat.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Wow, this is uncomfortable.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19- You did touch my knee. - I'm demonstrative! So shoot me!
0:14:19 > 0:14:24We were hitting it off. Anyway, I was well clear of your pant area.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26What's up with you?
0:14:27 > 0:14:30I had a bad experience recently.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32I got strung along...
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- and I got hurt. I just don't need it.- OK, your call.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40So the food bank - how's it looking, Gordon?
0:14:40 > 0:14:45- Really good, actually. - It is a ground-breaking project.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Well, not particularly.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Really? Is it not?
0:14:50 > 0:14:55No, there's a group in Birmingham who've collected donations
0:14:55 > 0:14:57from the Bullring market traders
0:14:57 > 0:15:01and turned them into vegetarian feasts for the homeless for years.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05Didn't our Immie volunteer there? In an old swimming baths?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07In Nechelles.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Or "Nay Shells" as we thought it was pronounced
0:15:09 > 0:15:11when we first came to Birmingham.
0:15:11 > 0:15:17Leslie helped out with a similar scheme in my old parish.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21She, er...
0:15:21 > 0:15:23She was a homely cook.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Homely? Oh.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Well, to be honest, that's probably the most complimentary
0:15:28 > 0:15:31one could be about Leslie's cooking.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33She'd always offer to peel the spuds.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37My wife used to say that that way she could do least harm.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42You must miss her.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Oh, yeah, of course.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49But...time softens the edges.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Don't you find, Winifred?
0:15:59 > 0:16:04Well, it is difficult talking about such sad things.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10But you don't mind me talking about Leslie?
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Oh, no. No, no, no, of course not.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15I would be concerned
0:16:15 > 0:16:20if you felt you could NOT share memories of your wife.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24I'll tell you one thing - she could never have rescued a Wellington!
0:16:24 > 0:16:26SHE CHUCKLES
0:16:26 > 0:16:29What about you, MRS Tembe?
0:16:29 > 0:16:30What about me?
0:16:30 > 0:16:34I don't think I've ever, ever heard you talking about your husband.
0:16:37 > 0:16:42Well, I lost my husband a very, VERY long time ago.
0:16:43 > 0:16:48Did I not tell you how tender this beef would be?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50- SHE LAUGHS - It's not funny!
0:16:51 > 0:16:53You complete cow!
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Oh, not again, Boyd! Bog off!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- What's this? Stalkers' Friday? - I knew you was lying.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Seriously - bog off.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05"It's not you, it's me. there isn't anybody else."
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Oh, right. I'm not getting stuck in the middle of this.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08She's all yours, matey.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12I can overlook the fact you just talked about me like I'm not here,
0:17:12 > 0:17:14but as a commodity? Really?!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16I'm all his?! Are you having a laugh?
0:17:16 > 0:17:21- You two stay here, I'll go. - Good. You great, big, ugly tart.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Oh, who wouldn't want to be your girlfriend?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26- Apologise for that.- Why?
0:17:28 > 0:17:32Don't you just love a bit of Dusty Springfield?
0:17:34 > 0:17:38Normally on a Friday night, I make do with something on toast.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42So how did you meet your husband?
0:17:42 > 0:17:46I met him on the very first day of school.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50He sat beside me on the school bus.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53We had identical lunch boxes.
0:17:54 > 0:17:59- It was as if it was meant to be. - Awww, that's so romantic.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Childhood sweethearts.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05His father worked for the diamond mining company
0:18:05 > 0:18:10and his mother was from Droitwich Spa.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14I could not have imagined a place that sounded more glamorous.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Your mother-in-law is from Droitwich?
0:18:19 > 0:18:23The Botswanan leader, Seretse Khama,
0:18:23 > 0:18:28he had married his wife while he was at Oxford.
0:18:28 > 0:18:34Our president and his white wife. Between South Africa and Rhodesia...
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Thomas...
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Thomas Tembe seemed so exotic to me...
0:18:43 > 0:18:45with his mother from Droitwich Spa.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49You were together for so long.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56It was as if it was meant to be.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58From that first day on the bus.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02When I first lost him...
0:19:05 > 0:19:07..I truly thought the pain would kill me.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Did you never feel anything for me? Never ever?
0:19:18 > 0:19:23We were mates. And there was that one, big, almighty clue.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27- What clue?- We never had sex!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29We were never a couple.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31I was never your girlfriend.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34So that's it, then? It's over?
0:19:34 > 0:19:38We could have still been friends if you weren't such a nasty twerp.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41You're not going out with this bloke to make me jealous?
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Not that it's any of your business,
0:19:43 > 0:19:45but he don't want to go out with me.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47- What? Is he gay?- No!
0:19:47 > 0:19:49You're not gay, are you?
0:19:49 > 0:19:53- No - I don't want to go out with anyone.- See?
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Not even if I tell you
0:19:54 > 0:19:56it would be highly likely that we would have sex,
0:19:56 > 0:20:01possibly just after a couple of dates, if it all went well?
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- I can't.- OK, last chance.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08I do want a proper mate, like mate mates.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Someone in my life I can love and have fun with.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14- Want to see if it's you?- Nah.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Right, that's it. I'm off. You two have fun.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22Stick to the dark beers though, eh? Black is the new black.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31Women, eh?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Yeah, I know.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37How are we ever supposed to work out what they really mean?
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Mm. Or what they really want.
0:20:43 > 0:20:48- Do you still see your mother-in-law? - No, no, she's still in Gaborone.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51How did he die?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Well, it...
0:20:55 > 0:20:58it was quite a shock.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02I really did not have time to prepare.
0:21:04 > 0:21:09So, Rob, special instructions with regard to pudding?
0:21:09 > 0:21:12No, no, you stay there.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13We've got this.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26So what's the score, then? Are you?
0:21:26 > 0:21:30Do you play for the other team or what?
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Nah. I just feel a bit battered.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Fell off the great steed of romance.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Don't feel like getting back on.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Gay.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Offensive.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Even if I was...
0:21:51 > 0:21:53..I was I'd feel like this.
0:21:56 > 0:22:01Tell you something though, when I do get back in the saddle,
0:22:01 > 0:22:03it'll be with a mare, not a stallion.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08THEY LAUGH
0:22:11 > 0:22:12I like you.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19I'm going to call a cab. So you want to share?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21No way, Jose!
0:22:21 > 0:22:24It's Friday night - I'm gonna hit the clubs,
0:22:24 > 0:22:28find me some proper, high-heeled, top-class toots.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Don't ask any more questions.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42You...must be mother.
0:22:46 > 0:22:51So, did you plan to have children?
0:22:51 > 0:22:57Well, not being a mother is one of the greatest sadnesses of my life.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59You are very lucky.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05How did he die?
0:23:05 > 0:23:08I think I would have been a good mother.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13I thought I had found my soul mate.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16I thought I knew what path my life would take.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23But you know what they say - if you want to make God laugh...
0:23:23 > 0:23:25tell Him your plan.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28He has a plan, sometimes it's hard to see.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29I know.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33What happened?
0:23:35 > 0:23:40He was crushed under some machinery. He died instantly.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45That's a blessing of sorts.
0:23:45 > 0:23:50On those first days when I lost him, I was tested.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52It did not feel like a blessing to me.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55No, no, I'm sure not.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59At least Leslie and I had time.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07On that last morning...we fought.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14The last time I saw my husband, I said some terrible things.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19But he knew that you loved him.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22No.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26I was tested and I failed.
0:24:26 > 0:24:32I shouted at him because I wanted him to know how I was feeling.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I shouted.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35But the-the...
0:24:37 > 0:24:41My heart was full of anger and my mouth was full of spite.
0:24:43 > 0:24:48The lunch boxes and all the happy years you spent together.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51- Your husband knew you loved him. - My mother...
0:24:51 > 0:24:56My mother always said never to let the sun set on an argument.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02Those last days, I said some terrible things to him.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07And the sun rose on my anger.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14I think... I think that's why part of me came here,
0:25:14 > 0:25:17because I just wanted to get out of the sun.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27So after the news at nine, we're talking "Dumped".
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Did he pack you in? Did you dump her?
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Make-up sex, break-up sex. How long is too long to be single?
0:25:32 > 0:25:35How long is too long to be the wrong couple?
0:25:35 > 0:25:38We'll be hearing from a whole...
0:25:38 > 0:25:39..bunch of losers.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Well, thank you for a lovely evening.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51I will invite you round for supper soon.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55- I am so sorry I spoilt it. - No, you didn't.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Are you sure you're going to be all right?
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Yeah, I just need to get home.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03- I'll make sure she's all right. - Look after her.- I will be fine.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Thank you.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07- See you.- Bye.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Ohh.
0:26:11 > 0:26:16A SOULFUL ARIA PLAYS
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Oh, Thomas.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51- You're nicked! - You're making a massive mistake!
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Yeah, that's what they all say.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55I'm arresting you for possession.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57You don't have to say anything but it may harm your defence
0:26:57 > 0:27:01if you don't mention when questioned something you rely on in court.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03- Who made this arrest?- I did.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05My office.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06- I was just going to...- Now!
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Have you any idea what you've just done?
0:27:08 > 0:27:11No, not really. Do you mind telling me?
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