Two Lemons and a Bar

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0:00:40 > 0:00:42In your dreams.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44We need something a lot more practical than that

0:00:44 > 0:00:45to get around in future.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48It would be practical, I was talking to Dodgy Dave...

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Yeah, cos it's always a great idea to take advice from someone

0:00:51 > 0:00:52with a nickname like that.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Come on, shift it - you've got that appointment to get to, and I'm up to

0:00:55 > 0:00:58my armpits in jobs around here, and I've got one day off

0:00:58 > 0:00:59to get it all done.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05As thick as dog poo and twice as annoying to find on the doorstep.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08But my heart's in the right place.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Yeah, pity not everything about you is.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Sorry - that came out wrong.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Buy me the bike and we'll call it evens.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Go on, I don't want to get your lurgies - go on,

0:01:18 > 0:01:22go get your test results. We need you fighting fit.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23Bus fare?

0:01:39 > 0:01:42PHONE RINGS

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Hi, Karen.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02I've brought some things from home. A change of clothes...

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Why do you keep coming back?

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Because it's hard for me to stay away.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12We've been here before, me and you.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17We've seen off some tough times between us.

0:02:17 > 0:02:22Nothing as big as this, I know...but we've always managed it together.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Together? I don't even know you.

0:02:25 > 0:02:30I'm fed up of people telling me who I am and what I am...

0:02:30 > 0:02:31I hate you.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37You know, the real you wouldn't say that.

0:02:39 > 0:02:44See, there you go, telling me how I feel.

0:02:44 > 0:02:45OK. All right...

0:02:47 > 0:02:48It's not all right.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54I wake up and bang - I don't know who you are,

0:02:54 > 0:02:58I don't know where I am, I don't know this body.

0:03:00 > 0:03:05I want you to go away. Get out!

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Nurse?

0:03:08 > 0:03:09Nurse!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11It's all right, I'm leaving.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Bye, love.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22PHONE RINGS

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Hello?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26It's me. How's your leisurely day off going so far?

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Busy. I don't think we're going to be able to meet.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32No? I've got a big pile of laundry to do,

0:03:32 > 0:03:34even bigger phone call with my mum,

0:03:34 > 0:03:37and lunch is literally going to be a banana on the run.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Tell you what, how about meeting me at the Medena instead?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Dream on.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Or you could ask this handsome, clever man if he's managed to wangle

0:03:45 > 0:03:48a favour from a patient and get us a table?

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Shut up - are you serious?

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Yeah. I'll meet you there in about an hour.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Really? Cool.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Well, it's not flu you're not dealing with, Mr McDonagh.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Top result. I've been banished to the back bedroom

0:04:02 > 0:04:04cos she didn't want to catch it.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Darren Junior's been on bread and water.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Well, Darren Junior may have to stay in quarantine,

0:04:09 > 0:04:11but putting that rather alarming image to one side,

0:04:11 > 0:04:14you have Hepatitis B, I'm afraid.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Hepatitis? Yeah. It's serious but treatable.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19I'll refer you to the liver specialist at St Phil's,

0:04:19 > 0:04:22but with time you should make a full recovery...

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Hepatitis... Pull the rug out, Doc.

0:04:25 > 0:04:26You need to cut down on your drinking.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29And if you're having unprotected sex with your wife...

0:04:29 > 0:04:31I told you, it's been off the menu. Yes, but these things can take

0:04:31 > 0:04:34a while to manifest. How long have you had the symptoms?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Oh. She needs to be tested.

0:04:36 > 0:04:41If she's not infected, she needs to be immunised. Now, until then...

0:04:41 > 0:04:43More tests. Great. Flaming great.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47How does this affect our chances of having a baby?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Hi, Karen.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53I've bought you some grapes.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55I did eat a few. How are you doing?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00I heard you went shopping. Did you have fun?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Nice girly trip looking at clothes?

0:05:03 > 0:05:07Must've made a change from being stuck in here.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10"George Michael is gay". There you go.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13But I'd prefer it if you call me Al.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Remember that one? Paul Simon?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17# I can call you Betty... #

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Let's see if we can find that.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22HE HUMS

0:05:25 > 0:05:26What's going on?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Why are you acting all middle-aged?

0:05:32 > 0:05:33There she is, welcome back.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41Careful, it's not an etch-a-sketch, it's a tablet. A computer.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43I know, you told me before.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45You touch the screen, remember?

0:05:45 > 0:05:48I found you some famous icons of the '80s.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Aw, Boy George. I'd kill for them cheekbones.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Ah, Duran Duran! Me and Maggie in the Rum Runner,

0:05:59 > 0:06:01trying to chat up Simon Le Bon, and then we saw him on

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Top Of The Pops.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Mum? It's gone wrong again.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09I don't know. I'm following the pattern

0:06:09 > 0:06:11but it just keeps coming out all...

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Maybe they printed it wrong..

0:06:14 > 0:06:17What? Tension of the needles?

0:06:17 > 0:06:20I've got enough tension going on as it is.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22No, it's fine. Darren's gone to the doctors,

0:06:22 > 0:06:25so I've got five minutes to myself...

0:06:25 > 0:06:27No, it's fine, I told you.

0:06:29 > 0:06:30Next step.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31Whoa, serious.

0:06:33 > 0:06:34What's ESC?

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Let's just concentrate on the QWERTY keys.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39I want you to type your name.

0:06:47 > 0:06:53No, no, no. You are an accurate, fast, touch typist.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57Come on, put your fingers in the correct secretarial school position.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Look at me. And type your name.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Oh, that's freaky...

0:07:07 > 0:07:10It's called muscle memory. Your brain has retained that skill.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Let's try something else. Um...

0:07:12 > 0:07:14OK, this is a good one.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Still looking at me...

0:07:17 > 0:07:20type, and don't think about it, Karen@themill.com.

0:07:22 > 0:07:27Yes, you see? You typed @, not A-T.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Like the curly snail, like in an e-mail address.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35What's an e-mail address?

0:07:36 > 0:07:40She had a win on the scratch cards. Nothing major.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44We're not minted, feet-up, early retirement rich.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45So she decided...

0:07:45 > 0:07:47IVF at a private place.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51She figured we'd have more say than on the NHS.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Have you done the preliminaries?

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Already had one go at it.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59No joy, obviously. Big dent in the back account.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04Put your money in the slot, pull the handle - no pun.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Two lemons in a bar, I know. I think you should know

0:08:07 > 0:08:10that your chances are greatly reduced.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15How's that? Hepatitis B.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18I think you should go back to the clinic and discuss it with them.

0:08:26 > 0:08:27PHONE RINGS

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Hey!

0:08:29 > 0:08:30Put it to your ear.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Hello. Hello, Dr Haskey speaking.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Can you hear me? Go outside!

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Can you hear me?

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Of course I can. Hello.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54This is the future, isn't it? I just need this in my handbag

0:08:54 > 0:08:57with my lippy. Oh, bye.

0:09:01 > 0:09:02How does it work?

0:09:02 > 0:09:05There's so much more to it. There are find photos and everything.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Just...have a play.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Oh, I've seen her... She's been in.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Yeah, that's Imogen. Who else is there?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15See? That's you and Rob.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19No. It's me, but it's not. I don't like that.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23There's a chance your wife has it...

0:09:23 > 0:09:26which, of course, has implications if you want to have children.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28We paid them, they do what we want.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Yes, but money doesn't automatically give you that level of control.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35The clinics have to be scrupulous on behalf of everybody else.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Now there are a small number of places that deal with

0:09:37 > 0:09:39problems like yours. But?

0:09:39 > 0:09:42They are very few and far between and they are quite expensive.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46And you may have to wait up to a year and have regular blood tests.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48That's it then. Game over.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51She's going to do one. She is going to proper kill me.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Got any tablets for that?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55PHONE RINGS

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Right on cue.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Not late, am I? No, perfect timing.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11This is really impressive, isn't it?

0:10:11 > 0:10:13I think you just put it into perspective.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18You are the most beautiful woman in here.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Ooh, what a line.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21It's not a line if you mean it.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Well, thank you.

0:10:23 > 0:10:24SHE LAUGHS

0:10:38 > 0:10:40All right? What took you so long?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42And why weren't you answering your phone?

0:10:45 > 0:10:47The good news is, it's not flu.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53I've got Hepatitis, but it should be OK,

0:10:53 > 0:10:56it's just...we've got to change plans. For now.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58You've got to get tested and all.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Hepatitis? I see.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03So, who is she? Who?

0:11:03 > 0:11:07The slapper you caught it off. What? No-one! Don't talk daft!

0:11:07 > 0:11:10I'm not stupid. You get it from sex - it said so on the forms

0:11:10 > 0:11:13at the clinic that I spent hours filling out, and they asked us.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15No-one except you - and not even that for weeks!

0:11:15 > 0:11:17That was for both our sakes

0:11:17 > 0:11:20and you couldn't keep it in your pants that long. Listen to yourself.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22I was already sick, so I had it before that - do the maths.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25So you've been putting it about for months now? I've not cheated!

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Then how did you get it?

0:11:29 > 0:11:33Right, I'm having the squid cooked in spices.

0:11:33 > 0:11:39Um... I'm going to have the Greek salad for a starter...

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Oh, go on, live a little.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46I don't believe it...

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Seen something else you like? No.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Jas? Thought it was you.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Aran. How are you?

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Yeah, great. You?

0:12:00 > 0:12:07Fine. Um... You remember Jimmi, Jimmi this is Aran, and...?

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Hamara. This is Jas.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Hi. Hello. Hi.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Looks like we're neighbours. Yeah, it's always jam-packed.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Well, it is very popular. Have you been here before?

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Oh, yeah. Several times.

0:12:20 > 0:12:21It's our favourite, isn't it?

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Oi, how did he get it? I'm sorry?

0:12:30 > 0:12:31Not half as sorry as you'll be

0:12:31 > 0:12:34if I don't get the truth out of one of you. Mr McDonagh?

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Sorry, Doc, she's got it in her head I'm ill cos I've been playing away.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39It's Hepatitis - how else do you get it?

0:12:39 > 0:12:41The whole world doesn't have to know that.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43They do if they don't want your macho gazpacho

0:12:43 > 0:12:46ruining their lives, too. Nice. Real classy, that.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Not that it's much cop for anything, full stop.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53Mrs McDonagh, Hepatitis B is not always contracted from people

0:12:53 > 0:12:55having unprotected sex. See?

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Well, he didn't get it leaving a permanent bum print on the sofa.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00May I? Let the man speak!

0:13:00 > 0:13:04Using unsterilized equipment for things like, acupuncture. Tattoos.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08Body piercing... Hold up, tattoos? How far back?

0:13:08 > 0:13:09Two months, possibly more.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13You got that ages ago.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16You said the symptoms don't always appear straight off.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Eight weeks ago long enough? It's a possibility.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23You great, useless - all that planning, all that money,

0:13:23 > 0:13:25and for what, you stupid idiot. Oi!

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Why don't we go in and discuss this like adults.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31People who are responsible enough to have a baby.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33He means me. You stay here.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34I'm sick of the sight of you.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Rob? Are you waiting to see Karen?

0:13:46 > 0:13:48I have to watch from a distance.

0:13:50 > 0:13:51Something you'd know about.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Al, I'm sorry.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Can we start again?

0:14:12 > 0:14:14How is she?

0:14:14 > 0:14:17The human mind is an incredible thing.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20It's all there, still. She knows things

0:14:20 > 0:14:23but she doesn't understand how she knows them.

0:14:23 > 0:14:24How is it all there?

0:14:24 > 0:14:27If she has no idea who I am, or the kids, or our life...

0:14:27 > 0:14:29No, no, no, she does.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32But she doesn't make the connection back to herself.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37It's complex, I'm sorry.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43You've attended traffic accidents? Yeah, go on.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47OK, there's an accident and the cars are all gridlocked behind it.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50You're the first officer on the scene. What are you going to do?

0:14:50 > 0:14:54You redirect the traffic, or you let them through one by one slowly,

0:14:54 > 0:14:55or you have to make them wait.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59OK. Let's think of Karen's trauma like that.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02There has been an accident and the cars are all gridlocked.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04They're trying to find an alternate route,

0:15:04 > 0:15:06but it's going to take them longer.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10Some of Karen's normal brain functions are stuck

0:15:10 > 0:15:13behind that crash, and they are trying to find an alternate route.

0:15:13 > 0:15:17Her long term and her short term memory are all mixed up

0:15:17 > 0:15:19in that traffic jam.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Right. But can anything be done about it?

0:15:24 > 0:15:28We get the memories back to their correct pathways,

0:15:28 > 0:15:30get traffic flowing.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33How do you do that?

0:15:33 > 0:15:35This doesn't entirely rule out fertility treatment,

0:15:35 > 0:15:38as I explained to Darren. This is my optimum time, you know?

0:15:38 > 0:15:39I'm the breadwinner, we rely on me.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43I've had to fit this in with where I am on the career ladder.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45As a woman, you have to do that on top of everything else.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47We need to work out where we stand,

0:15:47 > 0:15:49whether you're infected or need to be immunised.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Then are a number of specialist clinics.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Another one? Are you off your flaming chump?

0:15:53 > 0:15:56I've been up in stirrups more times than Frankie Dettori, as it is.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58And you want me back at the starting line?

0:15:58 > 0:16:00It's not for me. It's for you and Darren.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04Him? He's the cause of all this, straight down the line.

0:16:04 > 0:16:05If I could go it alone...

0:16:07 > 0:16:10What's it you say again? A dangerous disease, something?

0:16:10 > 0:16:14A dangerous disease requires a desperate measure.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Maybe you could provide your own personal measure?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19There's nothing I can prescribe...

0:16:19 > 0:16:22No, I mean something from your "private stock".

0:16:23 > 0:16:25My private stock?

0:16:28 > 0:16:29You want me to be your donor?

0:16:29 > 0:16:33You've got class, you're smart. I mean, look at you in your bowtie.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37You're understanding, you're like...the anti-Darren.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Think I'll have the swordfish as my main...

0:16:44 > 0:16:47I've had it, it's nice.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Good.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52So, how long have you guys been seeing each other?

0:16:52 > 0:16:53A while.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58Past the hesitant, hand holding, where's-this-going phase, then?

0:16:58 > 0:17:03We've never hesitated. In fact...

0:17:03 > 0:17:05we're promised to each other.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Really? Yep.

0:17:08 > 0:17:13Congratulations, that's great. I'm really pleased for you.

0:17:13 > 0:17:14Thank you.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Sikh tradition. It means they're engaged to be engaged.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21It's a commitment. Bit more to it...

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Than boyfriend, girlfriend.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Ah, right. Well, that calls for something, doesn't it?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Waiter, can we get the wine list again, please?

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Thank you.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Can't you see how ridiculous this is?

0:17:35 > 0:17:38I'm not asking you to be the baby daddy, no money or anything, just...

0:17:38 > 0:17:40a nod in the right direction.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Yes, a nod in the direction of me being struck off.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45It's about the most unethical thing I could do. No-one has to know.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Look, I appreciate how difficult things are for you,

0:17:48 > 0:17:51but that's clouding your judgment.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54I just want to have a baby! Why does it have to be so hard?

0:17:54 > 0:17:58I feel like I'm being punished cos I can't do it the old-fashioned way.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01I sympathise, I really do, and if I was having a family,

0:18:01 > 0:18:05I'd want to do it the old-fashioned way.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08So, I come to you for help and you want sex in return?

0:18:08 > 0:18:10What? No!

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Yes! You said you want to do it the old-fashioned way.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15What kind of a pervert are you?

0:18:17 > 0:18:20What are you looking for? Top Of The Pops again.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Couple of things. This is for writing down anything you remember,

0:18:25 > 0:18:28and I also want to set up a Wiki site for you.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31A wiki-what? Sounds rude.

0:18:31 > 0:18:36It'll be a place for people to put memories or photographs of you.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40Like an online memory bank that you can access ...

0:18:40 > 0:18:41MUSIC PLAYS

0:18:41 > 0:18:44I know this.

0:18:44 > 0:18:50# Maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me

0:18:50 > 0:18:53# Cos after all... #

0:18:53 > 0:18:58This is Wonderwall, which is from 1995.

0:18:58 > 0:18:59Get away!

0:19:01 > 0:19:02How do I know that?

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Sometimes we recall experience through emotion.

0:19:05 > 0:19:09Listening to this, how does it make you feel? Happy? Angry?

0:19:09 > 0:19:11KNOCK ON DOOR

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Everything OK? I told you...

0:19:14 > 0:19:18I asked Rob to come - he's going to help with the Wiki site.

0:19:18 > 0:19:22Karen has just remembered something from the '90s.

0:19:22 > 0:19:23Yeah?

0:19:25 > 0:19:29Brilliant, that is great.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31These might help as well...

0:19:31 > 0:19:33What are they? Photos.

0:19:35 > 0:19:36Shall I take those? Yeah.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Al says that you've been using your phone.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Nothing to it. Suppose you've got one.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50It'll have my number in it, you know.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Any time you want to give me a call. Mine takes pictures.

0:19:53 > 0:19:57Yeah, mine too.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59You want to do something?

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Take a picture of me and Al.

0:20:01 > 0:20:05You can use it on your wiki site it. A new memory or whatever.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06That's a good idea.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Best smiles.

0:20:09 > 0:20:10Smile.

0:20:12 > 0:20:13You said you wanted sex.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Will you stop shouting.

0:20:15 > 0:20:20All I'm saying if I was starting a family, I'd want to do it

0:20:20 > 0:20:24the old-fashioned way, but here's the crux - with someone I loved.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Yeah, well, you want to be careful how you say things.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Well, you could learn that lesson.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32I know you're trying to solve your problems,

0:20:32 > 0:20:34but a quick fix won't do it.

0:20:34 > 0:20:35Is that what you think this is?

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Going private, you think, is a "quick fix"? I didn't say that.

0:20:38 > 0:20:43But...there is more to a family than just acquiring things.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Money can't buy me love? Or peace of mind.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Yeah, well, unlike you, I've never had a decent wad before,

0:20:48 > 0:20:50so I wouldn't know, would I?

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Scratch card winnings, that's all this is.

0:20:52 > 0:20:56And you've just bought your way into a bigger lottery.

0:20:56 > 0:20:57Oh, I really need you.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00You need to stop and listen...

0:21:02 > 0:21:04..and talk to Darren.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Men. You're all useless in the end.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14If it's all right with both of you,

0:21:14 > 0:21:17I would very much like to make a record of all of this.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21In what way?

0:21:21 > 0:21:23I'd like to write an academic paper on Karen's case.

0:21:23 > 0:21:24I'd like to write an academic paper on Karen's case.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28It really is unique and I think it would be of help in the future.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30I'm unique? Right.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33So that's what this is all about?

0:21:35 > 0:21:38How do you mean? Why you're really here.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40All this talk about helping Karen, all this talk about not

0:21:40 > 0:21:45forcing her memory, but gently leading it back, it's not about her.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47It's about you, isn't it? It's about you cashing in?

0:21:47 > 0:21:50No, it's about the bigger picture. This is what we do.

0:21:50 > 0:21:54We make discoveries, we pull resources, for the greater good.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57Just when I was starting to think you were a decent bloke. He is!

0:21:57 > 0:21:58No, he wants to exploit you.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01First and foremost, this is about making Karen better,

0:22:01 > 0:22:04but, yes, you are unique. She's not a guinea pig.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07You are also a way that we can learn.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09I think it's time you should go.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11I think you should leave, right now.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23You can sling your hook and all.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28I know you think I'm wrong, but at the moment you're very vulnerable.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32My one chance to be famous and you mess it up.

0:22:32 > 0:22:33Just go away.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55You've got to be joking me?

0:22:55 > 0:22:59Just hear me out, babe. Are you hell bent on making my life a misery?

0:22:59 > 0:23:02I could say the same thing. Turn that off.

0:23:04 > 0:23:05Look what he's done!

0:23:05 > 0:23:07I'm getting myself sorted out, like you keep telling me.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10This isn't helping. Do you want to break up?

0:23:10 > 0:23:11Where did that come from?

0:23:11 > 0:23:15You badly want a kid. Do you want a new chance?

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Is that what you want?

0:23:17 > 0:23:19No, but you've always got a gob on you lately...

0:23:19 > 0:23:22So this is the solution? You just break up?

0:23:22 > 0:23:27I think this diagnosis thing could be a blessing in disguise.

0:23:27 > 0:23:28What? I'm ill, yippee(!)

0:23:28 > 0:23:32It gives you some space to work things out.

0:23:32 > 0:23:33And ignore my biological clock?

0:23:33 > 0:23:37Talk to each other, enjoy each other's company.

0:23:37 > 0:23:41Have lots of protected sex, without the stress of trying to get

0:23:41 > 0:23:45pregnant, and hopefully if the specialist gives you the all clear,

0:23:45 > 0:23:46you'll conceive naturally.

0:23:48 > 0:23:49You really think?

0:23:49 > 0:23:53Yes. As long as you don't spend every other waking minute on that

0:23:53 > 0:23:58hot thing. It's not very good for, you know, "global warming".

0:23:59 > 0:24:02He means your globes, brainiac.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05So this isn't Mission: Impossible? Well, it's worth a go.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09It's better than zooming off to the divorce courts.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Or using me, as some kind of referee.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17To you guys.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Yes.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21ALL: Cheers.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24This is delicious... I could get used to this.

0:24:24 > 0:24:25Try some of mine if you want.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Uh-uh. Cucumber.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Definitely not.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Side effects.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Says the man who can burp the entire alphabet. So I heard.

0:24:34 > 0:24:38Actually, do you remember I did it for a bet with Tanveer,

0:24:38 > 0:24:40but only got to the letter Q.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Yeah.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Did you know he's sold his car? No. His "baby"?

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Yeah, I bumped into his mum. He's joined a gym and got hair plugs.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Mid-life crisis already?

0:24:50 > 0:24:53That's what I thought. He always had to be first with everything,

0:24:53 > 0:24:55didn't he? Never got that. Me neither.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10He said he'll give me to the weekend. Who?

0:25:10 > 0:25:11The bloke selling the bike.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15What's that?

0:25:15 > 0:25:19Me, thinking if I could knit I could be a good mum.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21What about those?

0:25:21 > 0:25:22Bought.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Good, eh?

0:25:24 > 0:25:25Fit to touch.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29HE HUMS

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Get your money's worth.

0:25:37 > 0:25:41You'll be a great mum. If I get the chance.

0:25:41 > 0:25:46Just keep getting it wrong, don't I? But got to keep trying.

0:25:46 > 0:25:47What if the doc's right?

0:25:50 > 0:25:53Could we make it happen without all the aggro?

0:25:53 > 0:25:55It's got to be worth it, yeah?

0:26:02 > 0:26:03I can feel a draft.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Sorry, you should have said. Do you want to swap?

0:26:05 > 0:26:08Actually, they're just clearing a table over there.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11It's tucked away.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Let's see if we can move before they bring our main course. Sure.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20Good to see you.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23You too. Congratulations again. Thanks.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33Awkward... She seems nice.

0:26:33 > 0:26:37Doesn't she? A bit quiet, but anyway, back to us.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39Let's get this date back on track.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42If that's what you want? Of course it is.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Why wouldn't it be?

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Because you wish you were with Aran.

0:26:47 > 0:26:50What?

0:26:50 > 0:26:52Come on, it's obvious you're still in love with him.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06What do you think you're doing? Get out of my garden!

0:27:06 > 0:27:10I told Dr Tyler... That you don't remember anything about her?

0:27:12 > 0:27:14What about Tomasz?

0:27:14 > 0:27:18What if she's a lunatic with a knife! He won't even recognise her.

0:27:18 > 0:27:22I'm thinking that I can't remember you or any of this

0:27:22 > 0:27:24because I wanted to forget.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26We were happy!

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