0:00:28 > 0:00:32# She wore bl-u-u-e
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Velvet. #
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Alison? It's Jean at number 19.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43Oh, just the same, thanks. Just Trying to keep the weight off it.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47Yeah. How's things at school? Oh, at the Sea Life Centre?
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Well, I won't keep you...
0:00:49 > 0:00:53I just wanted to say, I think your dog Jasper is going whoopsie
0:00:53 > 0:00:55on that nice white leather sofa of yours.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Oh, right, I think he's finished now.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00But just in case you want to sit down when you come in,
0:01:00 > 0:01:03just be careful. OK, bye.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Not even a "thank you."
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Oh! Don't fuss. I've got it.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10These are terrific, Cindy.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Are you sure you want to give all this away?
0:01:12 > 0:01:16Jean, what good are binoculars, books and board games to me these days?
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Whatever you don't want, take down the charity shop.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Another brown paper parcel for Mr Brint at number 26.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27The minute the wife was gone, he was ordering those magazines in.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28The shame of it.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Now, now. Don't knock it.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Sinful Cindy Soames made an honest living that way, remember?
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Yeah, but the magazines you see in the shops these days...
0:01:37 > 0:01:39It was very different in your day, Cindy.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Wasn't everything?
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Does this smell right to you?
0:01:47 > 0:01:52Depends. If it's a box of burnt dog hair and old bandages, then yeah.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Lunch for two at the Blue Tagine?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57I'd love to, but duty calls.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02"Memes And The Message - Synergising dynamic client
0:02:02 > 0:02:05"communication with proactive team development."
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Yeah, you know how Howard's always going on about these things.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Hasn't mentioned anything to me.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Yeah? Well, lucky you.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16That means your lunch will be couscous and cocktails
0:02:16 > 0:02:19and mine will be old men and name tags. Old men?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Yeah, you know. Seminar speakers, dusty old boffins.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26Right, and that's why you've had your hair done and you're wearing your lucky necklace.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29What? I can't jazz things up a bit?
0:02:29 > 0:02:31That's a crime now, is it?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35I don't know what you're looking at me like for...
0:02:35 > 0:02:37OK, so Aran might be there.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40I knew it! So what, he's just invited you?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Not exactly. Jas!
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Don't start. Seriously? You're checking up on him online?
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Isn't that a bit..?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50No. It isn't "a bit" anything. It's normal.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Everyone does it with their exes.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56What, so he's just going to think it's a coincidence bumping into you again?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Come on, Jas. Isn't this a bit much?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01This isn't some dorky obsession I've just imagined.
0:03:01 > 0:03:06Aran and I have a past and maybe, if I play this right, a future.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09And I'm not going to pass up on it again just because,
0:03:09 > 0:03:12you know, you're pulling some...
0:03:12 > 0:03:15patronising, judgey, lemon-face.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21You've been twitching like a moth all morning.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24You held back from the posh biscuits, there's sausage rolls
0:03:24 > 0:03:27in the oven and you smell like a tart's handkerchief.
0:03:27 > 0:03:32I may be blind as a bat, but I can see everything.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36You've got a fancy man, haven't you? Haven't you?
0:03:45 > 0:03:50You have not even touched these word puzzles.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52You do know that some of these are word-searches,
0:03:52 > 0:03:55if the number ones are too difficult?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57This is worse than when I had my tonsils out.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00At least then I had ice cream for breakfast,
0:04:00 > 0:04:03and it was summer and Mike Evans who lived next door had his trunks on.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Please can I go out? No, you cannot.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Dr Carter has told me how serious a head injury can be,
0:04:10 > 0:04:14so there will be no adventuring until you convalesce fully.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Just cos I've had a bang on the head, you can't keep me hostage.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Please, will you just do as the doctor orders?
0:04:22 > 0:04:28Now, I must ask you not to touch the radio, the dial is very
0:04:28 > 0:04:33particular, and I do not want to have to re-tune to find my hymns...
0:04:33 > 0:04:35The man's a doctor.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37You'll have to go some way to shock him.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I've made him some sausage rolls.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41He looks like he likes hot dinners.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44And what about dessert?
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Honestly, Jean, if he's that lonely,
0:04:45 > 0:04:47he won't want someone to make his bed,
0:04:47 > 0:04:49he'll want someone to mess it up.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Why don't you stick around? He could look at your eyes.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53You said they'd improved.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56I'm fine with my herbal remedies.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Look at me. Where do I begin?
0:04:59 > 0:05:04To keep a man, you have to be a maid in the living room, a cook
0:05:04 > 0:05:10in the kitchen and a - y'know - in the bedroom, and in the kitchen.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11You're not helping!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Tone down the perfume. Tease up the hair.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18And ditch the cardigan. It's an eyesore, even to me.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21I'll walk you back. I'll be fine.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24I think I might sign some of my old magazines and see
0:05:24 > 0:05:26if Mr Brint wants to buy them.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Collectors' items.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Cindy, you're incorrigible, you know that?
0:05:30 > 0:05:34If you want to borrow a wig or a whip at any point...
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Cindy!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38All right. Keep your knickers on. For now.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46If you put the television on, do not have
0:05:46 > 0:05:47the volume higher than number six.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50In fact, do not put the volume up at all.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54And please, will you stop scribbling all over the parish magazine?
0:05:54 > 0:05:58It is most disrespectful what you have done to Aled Jones' face.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00You can sulk all you want.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03I am only doing what is best for you.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Why don't you go and get one of your puzzle magazines?
0:06:07 > 0:06:11It will help recover your mind. I haven't lost my mind!
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Would you please stop treating me
0:06:12 > 0:06:15like I've just got off the children's ward!
0:06:15 > 0:06:19I refuse to have this conversation again. I am going to work.
0:06:19 > 0:06:24If I fancy a bit of toast while you're out, which one's the grill?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26I am not falling for that.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Well...
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Perhaps it would be safer if you came to work with me.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57What am I doing?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Jas?
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Aran!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Fancy meeting you here.
0:07:28 > 0:07:34Jean, honestly, stop panicking and just put a good bra on.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36What? No, there's no-one here.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39I tell you there isn't. Fine.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41I'll check.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Jean. As much as I'd love to have a lad round, there's no-one here.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Now stop fussing, there's a good girl.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59But thanks for calling. Bye, now.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03And they picked you?
0:08:03 > 0:08:07I know, right? I thought my communication skills were fine,
0:08:07 > 0:08:09but I guess they wanted to drop a big hint.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13I think they're the ones that need their communication skills checking.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15And you? What are you being punished for?
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Oh, they, er, they made me head of my department.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20So it's mandatory.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Hey, get you. Climbing the corporate ladder.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Congrats.
0:08:26 > 0:08:31So it says here we need to work in pairs for the first activity...
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Right.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Looks like you've already found your partner.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Unless of course you want to buddy up with me?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41I'm seriously tempted to go with the guy with the leather trousers,
0:08:41 > 0:08:45but... But I could stick with you, I suppose.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48For old time's sake. How kind.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51You never know. It might be fun.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58How's the ankle holding up?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Oh, you know.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03I might be on my back for a while yet.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Oh, something smells good.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Oh! The sausage rolls!
0:09:11 > 0:09:15You a birdwatcher? What's that? Train spotter?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Submariner?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19You a peeping Tommer?
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Oh, sorry, Dr Haskey. I don't know if I'm coming or going.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26I think someone's snuck into my friend's house across the street.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30I saw this lad go behind it and he's not come out. Ey?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33A lad snuck into your friend's house?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35My friend, she's got glaucoma, you see.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38So she wouldn't know if there's someone there, lurking in a corner.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41It's been playing on my mind all morning.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45I don't suppose you'd help me just get over there to check.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49There might be a reward in it for you.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Mm, tasty.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55I know it is not approved procedure.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58No, no, no, I think it's a good idea.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00It might even do her some good.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02I just wanted to be sure. But...
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Let's remember she is ill, you know. She's got a brain injury and, well,
0:10:06 > 0:10:09often with a brain injury they can show personality changes.
0:10:09 > 0:10:14So let's just make sure that she's not inappropriate with a patient...
0:10:14 > 0:10:17It's Karen. Would any of us even notice?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Don't let it worry you, Mrs Tembe.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Hey. Hi.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Erm, I'm Karen.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Wow. You really don't know who we are, do you?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29That's madness. Kevin!
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Madness in a good way!
0:10:32 > 0:10:33I just can't remember who you are.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Doesn't mean I'm a monkey from out of space.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37I bet you could use a cup of tea.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Oh, um... A pint of snakebite and some crisps would be good.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44But if that's all you've got, I'll have milk and two sugars, please.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48That's a reason to come into work, isn't it?
0:10:50 > 0:10:54I'm sorry, Cindy, but I definitely saw someone.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56And I'm definitely sure there's no-one here.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58And fancy making the doctor drag you all the way here!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00I told you I was fine.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03I'm Cindy, by the way.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Hello, I'm Dr Haskey... I'm...Al.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Have we met before?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12I've got one of those faces.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Well, where did the boy go?
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Yeah, maybe I should check upstairs.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22I don't want to leave you exposed.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Oh, for goodness' sake, Jean, honestly?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Whoever he was, he's gone.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35And it's lovely that you want to play Diagnosis Murder with Dr Haskey
0:11:35 > 0:11:39here, and I feel very safe, but I'd like to have my bath now.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40What if he's still out there...
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Dr Haskey. You seem like a smart man.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Jean's always going on about how clever you are.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50I mean, I can't see if you're as handsome as she says you are,
0:11:50 > 0:11:52but I think you are as smart.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55What do you reckon?
0:11:55 > 0:11:59I mean, if you really must see the inside of my bedroom...
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Perhaps... Perhaps I was wrong.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Let's be on the safe side.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Al, would you like to come upstairs
0:12:06 > 0:12:09and have a peek behind the curtain?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11I've just run the bath, so...
0:12:11 > 0:12:13it's a bit steamy.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Well, I...
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Ooh! Ouch.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Perhaps I should get back
0:12:19 > 0:12:21before this gets too hard to walk on.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23If you're sure.
0:12:23 > 0:12:28Yes, I think so. Dr Haskey, would you be so kind?
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Yeah, sure, course. Why not?
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Erm, I've got one in my pocket.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42When I go home, I stick it in my door and twist it. A key! A house-key.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Number ten. It is full of potassium.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Banana! Stop the clock!
0:12:47 > 0:12:49You could have had a lot more fun with that.
0:12:49 > 0:12:5156.5 seconds.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Ooh! So both rounds in less than two minutes. Yeah.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57That makes us...
0:12:57 > 0:12:58"The upper bracket.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02"Your team demonstrates intuitive harmony, a working relationship
0:13:02 > 0:13:05"of trust and instinctive understanding."
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Except you cheated with the toy soldier.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10You do dress up as one!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13That's hardly describing it objectively.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16They're not going to deduct points because we know each other!
0:13:16 > 0:13:18It's a strength.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20If we had a company together, we'd work precisely
0:13:20 > 0:13:24because I know what costumes you put on and whether you are a morning or
0:13:24 > 0:13:28an evening person, and that you know all the words to Gangsta's Paradise.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29How would that help us at all?
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Compatibility is the key to any venture.
0:13:33 > 0:13:38You can't have science without chemistry.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40So put two seconds on for the soldier.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43We're still the best team in the room. You can't argue with that.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Does that hurt? No.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Well, you have had a lot of exertion today.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Oh, it's just a silly idea. Too much Murder, She Wrote.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Do you really think she's safe, though?
0:14:00 > 0:14:04All alone in that house? With those eyes?
0:14:04 > 0:14:07I'm sure she's fine.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09If not, she can always make an appointment.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Like I did.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17So, would you like to try one of my sausage rolls?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Oh!
0:14:24 > 0:14:27What are you doing?! There's somebody else there.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28How do you know?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30I could see Cindy's silhouette at the upstairs window.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32What?
0:14:32 > 0:14:36That doesn't sound right. Ignore that.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38There was another shape at the downstairs window.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39She's got an intruder!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Yes, it's us! Take this.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47SHE SCREAMS
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Quick! Call the police.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53So what are you, huh? Burglar or a pervert?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Or a bit of both? What are you doing?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Well, you have met your match, you pervy burglar.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Hello? Police? Yes, I think we've caught a burglar.
0:15:01 > 0:15:0420, Greenbank Drive. Thank you.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07What the hell are you playing at? Get off him, you oaf!
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Mate, do these look right to you?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Just put the berries on it. The swelling will go down.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Lost something?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Cigarettes. Your bag?
0:15:28 > 0:15:33Stop! I don't want anyone smoking in here, thanks.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37Why did you keep him secret? I just don't get it. Let's take it outside.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Do I have to spell it out?!
0:15:41 > 0:15:42He's with me, Jean.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44He's...
0:15:45 > 0:15:46..my lover!
0:15:50 > 0:15:51Happy now?
0:15:51 > 0:15:56They were all there, dressed up. They knew all the words. "Sarah Friend."
0:15:56 > 0:15:58And everyone, and I mean everyone, in the cinema did
0:15:58 > 0:16:02"Nothing? Nothing? Tra la la?" like it was the national anthem.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05And for once, you weren't the one in a funny costume.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Well... No. Tell me you didn't go as Bowie.
0:16:08 > 0:16:13The full Goblin King? Hamara had this sort of silly blouse, and I...
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Sorry.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20Hey. Made it to tea-time without mentioning the fiance.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26What's next for today? Interactive Co-operation?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Inter-personal Understanding?
0:16:28 > 0:16:32There's Personal Personas in the main hall.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Hey, there's International Opportunities upstairs.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37It's a recruitment fair, we should go to that.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40So you can try and convince me New Zealand
0:16:40 > 0:16:41is better than Canada, again?
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Er, yeah.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Your firm's on the list. Do you still plan to go out there?
0:16:46 > 0:16:49No. No, Hamara's not keen, so...
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Aran!
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Most students went for Kelly Brook posters
0:16:53 > 0:16:56and you had a picture of Montreal on your wall.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58You loved the idea.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Things change. But...
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Ever since I've known you, that's what you've wanted,
0:17:03 > 0:17:05and now you're just going to give up on it because...
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Jas, Jas, we planned a future
0:17:09 > 0:17:14and then it turned out you didn't want any of it.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Right.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23It's good to finally be with someone who knows what they want.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34About six months. Not that it's any of your business.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37I mean, I haven't lost all my charms, y'know. Far from it.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Believe it, mate.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Cindy, you could have told me.
0:17:41 > 0:17:46Could I? Jean, you're the biggest gossip I've ever met.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49You told Lorna at spin class about what work I'd had done
0:17:49 > 0:17:51and everyone at the school fete about what happened in Llandudno.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54I'm not that bad!
0:17:54 > 0:17:55I thought I was being kind,
0:17:55 > 0:17:58coming and spending time with lonely old you.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01But you've become obsessed. Have not!
0:18:01 > 0:18:03You were watching my house with binoculars!
0:18:03 > 0:18:04You've even dressed up like me.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Are you even sure it's the doctor you fancy?
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Yes!
0:18:08 > 0:18:11I mean, no. I mean...
0:18:11 > 0:18:14OK. I think it's time we were heading off.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Yeah, I think it's time we had that bath, right, babes?
0:18:17 > 0:18:22Well, I still don't think it's right that you lied to me, Cindy.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26I was just trying to be a good neighbour and you lied.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Lies? Lies now?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32How's the ankle, Jean?
0:18:32 > 0:18:37Didn't stop you rushing round here and belting my man in the plums, did it?!
0:18:40 > 0:18:44Soggy bottoms and fancying Mary Berry. Classic.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46What's this?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Oh, I was just telling Mandy about my mate Warbo.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51He's had the password to my phone and he's been changing the statuses,
0:18:51 > 0:18:54every night after the...
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Sorry.
0:18:57 > 0:19:02Don't tell me... All anybody cares about is phones and computers.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06Why doesn't anybody talk about hairdos and going out and love lives?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Gossip's normally your job.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Or old Karen. Or future Karen.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Sorry. This must be dead weird for you.
0:19:16 > 0:19:21What's dead weird is you lot. I mean, I'm fine.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25Except that I've found out that I'm married with two grown-up kids,
0:19:25 > 0:19:27George Michael's gay...
0:19:27 > 0:19:31I'm hoping I've heard the worst of it.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Tell you what, we could play, erm...
0:19:34 > 0:19:36the first person who tells me
0:19:36 > 0:19:39something that genuinely shocks me.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42You know, from the last however many years, they win
0:19:42 > 0:19:45and I'll do anything they want.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Anything.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49OK, you're on.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51It meant we got to hang out more.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55I got to hear your stories.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59And then the doctor started coming round.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02The house is so empty normally.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Some of us don't mind an empty house.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Some of us don't really fancy standing about with doctors
0:20:08 > 0:20:11and neighbours and all sorts who just let themselves in.
0:20:11 > 0:20:12I'm sorry.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15I'm sorry for wasting your time, Dr Haskey.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Hey, you made me pastries,
0:20:18 > 0:20:19all is forgiven.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Yeah, well.
0:20:20 > 0:20:25Me and her would like some private time, if you know what I mean.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Private Time...?
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Pizzazz? Stag Nights?
0:20:33 > 0:20:36You are Cindy Soames.
0:20:36 > 0:20:41Oh, my actual days. This is Sinful Cindy Soames.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43A fan? Really?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Darth Vader, Luke's dad.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Everyone knows that.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Flares came back into fashion. Twice, I think.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56That's a lie.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58True, sadly. In the '90s.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59See, you'll be glad there are some things you can't remember. Oh!
0:20:59 > 0:21:01See, you'll be glad there are some things you can't remember. Oh!
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Dirty Den is not dead. He comes back!
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Who's Dirty Den?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09You're cack at this, aren't you? Shut up, you!
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Oh, I've got one! The Royals,
0:21:13 > 0:21:15in Las Vegas with no gear on.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17No, that's a scandal. Which one?
0:21:17 > 0:21:21Harry! Prince Henry, and I do not think this is appropriate.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22I remember him being born!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24He's a squaddie now. He flies helicopters.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27And what? You saw the whole crown jewels come out?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29If only his mother could see him now. Why?
0:21:29 > 0:21:30She's dead.
0:21:33 > 0:21:38Princess Di? um...yeah, about 15, 16 years ago.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Oh, I used to really like her.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Come here.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55Yeah, I've got The Werewolf Wardens Of Warsaw at home on Blu-ray.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59I've still got the costumes. Wow.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01There you go.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05I would like to go home now.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Yes. Yes, it's time you went.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10KNOCK ON DOOR
0:22:10 > 0:22:12What now?
0:22:12 > 0:22:16The police! I completely forgot. Police?!
0:22:20 > 0:22:22That ain't mine.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28I guess I won't be having that bath any time soon, then.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39My make-up's run - have you got any cotton wool? Yeah.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Oh, it's cosy in here.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42Yeah.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Yes, it is. Thank you.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Oh, Nursey, look. I've got something in my eye. Would you mind? Let me look.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55You've got soft hands.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I can't see anything.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Do you do a lot of exercise?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Bet you've got a lot of stamina.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Erm... Does your girlfriend like it?
0:23:04 > 0:23:05I've not got a...
0:23:05 > 0:23:07No!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09I should get back, really.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11You're single? No way!
0:23:11 > 0:23:13I thought blondes had all the fun.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Don't mind me. I'm just refilling the sanitizer.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19I just need to just...
0:23:25 > 0:23:29A cannabis farm. What on earth for?
0:23:29 > 0:23:33The glaucoma. Her eyes, some people say it helps.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35She said they'd been better.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37She put it down to herbal remedies.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40I thought she meant ginseng and fancy tea.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44Mate, my berries. Oh, come on!
0:23:48 > 0:23:49Jean, pet.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53I'm sorry about what I said earlier, about obsessions and that.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56I didn't mean any harm. I just wanted you to leave.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00I probably was just a little bit obsessed, wasn't I?
0:24:00 > 0:24:02I think your hair looked better the old way.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Just goes to show, you never can tell.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Now, Jean...
0:24:09 > 0:24:11You got any dark secrets?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Any skeletons in your closet?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18You'll never know.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26You promise me you'll look after yourself. Promise.
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Come back and see us soon. Yeah.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Honestly, how does anybody get any work done with him strutting about the place?
0:24:35 > 0:24:39Have you seen how tight his trousers..? Karen...
0:24:39 > 0:24:42You do know that Chris is my son, right?
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Why didn't you tell me she was your mum?!
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Well, can't you tell? No!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57You sound like one of us and she sounds like To The Manor Born!
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Yeah, and I'd sound like her if she had her own way.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Only I wasn't clever enough to go to a posh school,
0:25:02 > 0:25:04so I still say, "Cuppa tea, please, mate,"
0:25:04 > 0:25:08and she says, "Earl Grey, if you'd be so kind."
0:25:08 > 0:25:11You're funny, as well. I bet you're fighting the girls off.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Look, Karen...
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Chris?
0:25:17 > 0:25:19It's not that I don't find you...
0:25:19 > 0:25:21attractive or anything,
0:25:21 > 0:25:24it's just Rob's a mate of mine.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27OK. It's OK.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Is it?
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Yeah! I was having a laugh.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35It was a wind-up. Oh...
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Oh, OK. Well, you had me going there.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Plus, I wasn't even born in 1984.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43So how weird would that be?
0:25:54 > 0:25:56How did you do?
0:25:56 > 0:25:5793%.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01I'm "accomplished, effective and easily understood."
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Can't say I feel it.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06I'm sorry if I was a bit harsh earlier.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08It's just...
0:26:08 > 0:26:10It's not easy...
0:26:12 > 0:26:13"Accurate with information,
0:26:13 > 0:26:16"concise and to the point", it says. Hardly.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21We should celebrate.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Toast our success before we get these bad boys framed.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26I would love to, but...
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Hamara.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Hey, it's fine. I'm sure she'll be proud.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Anyway...
0:26:34 > 0:26:37It was good to see you.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40All the best. You, too.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Jas!
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Is there anything that you'd like to ask before I take your blood?
0:27:05 > 0:27:09Yeah, how's life treating you, then, Emma?
0:27:09 > 0:27:12What are they? Samples. Samples of what?
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Stool.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Are you following his every move?
0:27:16 > 0:27:18I just wanted to see what his status was today.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20You're beginning to sound like a stalker.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22I remember what those photos were like.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25I don't want anyone to see them, anyone!