0:00:27 > 0:00:30MAN SOBS
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Put that down. Come here.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58- I'm an idiot.- Yes, you are, but come here anyway
0:00:58 > 0:01:00before everybody sees how much of a wuss you are.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02SHE LAUGHS
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- You snot on me and I'll kill you. - Shut up.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Urgh!
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Stop it! I'm emotional. It's allowed.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Hang about you'll get a part in the panto!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19I'm doing the right thing. I know I am.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Yeah, I know you are too.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25I just...didn't expect a happy ending, that's all.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29You deserve it.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Right.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37BOTTLES CLINK
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Kevin, what's that?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Kevin, I told you, I don't want a leaving do!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44I don't want to arrive in Montreal with a hangover.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- You'll be all right with those cases, won't you?- Kevin, I mean it!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49I don't want any fuss.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Morning.- Morning. - She could do with a hand.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- Eh?- You haven't seen me, right?- Oh.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Let me give you a hand.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Oh!
0:02:01 > 0:02:02- After you.- Oh, thanks!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- Where'd he go?- Who?
0:02:05 > 0:02:11- Give it back. You can't have it! - But I need it.- I said no!
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Erm...
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- Is everything all right? - Hello!
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Thank goodness you're here.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21- Hello. Do we know each other? - No.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Right. Can I help? - Yes, you can.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27This gentleman is trying to take a pie without a voucher
0:02:27 > 0:02:29and it's not even for him!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Oh, dear. Is this true?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Yes.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Well, I am sure
0:02:36 > 0:02:38we can resolve this.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- Who is the meat pie for? - My dragon.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Cheer up. It might never happen.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Already did. I volunteered for the panto.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Do you think if I come to Canada with you, Aran would mind?
0:02:55 > 0:02:56You're very brave, you know?
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- I'm not that brave. - No, actually.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01If I had someone that looked at me, the way I looked at you,
0:03:01 > 0:03:04I'd follow them to the end of the world. Yeah, you're not that brave.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06You old romantic. Thanks.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10- So what's the plan then for work? - Not got one.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Well, you need a plan.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18No, you need me to have a plan because you're a control freak.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Sometimes life moves so fast you've just got to jump on board.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Point taken.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26This is the last day huh?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Mmm.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31These notes are wrong. Have you seen Valerie?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Yep. But I'm trying to forget. Shall I go and look for her?
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Valerie?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- No?- Nope.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44SHE MOUTHS: Thank you.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Little?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- And that is your full name, is it? - Little.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Right. Where do you live, Little?
0:03:57 > 0:03:585-2-4-5
0:03:58 > 0:04:002-1-9-1-3-1
0:04:00 > 0:04:038-9-8-8-9-9-6.
0:04:05 > 0:04:10Little, this is a food bank. Which means we help people.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Doctors and charities,
0:04:13 > 0:04:16they give people vouchers and they exchange them for food.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Do you understand? - Yes, Mrs Tembe.
0:04:20 > 0:04:25- Are you sure we have not met? - Yes.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- But you know my name? - Yes. Can I have the pie now?
0:04:31 > 0:04:33The pie is for people
0:04:33 > 0:04:36who have no food or work.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- I have work.- You do?
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Yes. I work with dragons.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46So, Heston's handing out the parts out today, is he?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Yes, everyone's very excited.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54I know you're on holiday but you should really get down here.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58Well, that's if I have time. I'm a very busy man.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Yeah, but still...
0:05:00 > 0:05:02I'm hoping to get a line.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04You're bound to get something.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Actually, Heston has been begging me to make myself available.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- What time was he thinking? - 'Mid afternoon.'
0:05:12 > 0:05:13I'll see what I can do.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Oh, he's gone.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22What a day! The panto! The party!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Yeah, it's great.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27One of our close colleagues is leaving forever.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Look, I may have only just come back, but I know all about it.
0:05:31 > 0:05:36I saw you looking all forlorn earlier. She's leaving.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37Talk to her.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Tea?- Thanks.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Sorry. About earlier.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- No, no, it is fine. - You're very generous.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56I overreacted. It's not like me.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Though, in my defence, I've not been sleeping properly.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02My Julie's just had seven babies.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03My dog.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07I see. You must not worry.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10We attract all sorts.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Some just come to talk.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I doubt if Little will be back for his pie.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- I hope not.- I'm sorry?
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Vicar Viv brought me in to keep an eye on the stock.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24We can't be giving food away to every whimsical chancer.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27We're down five tins of custard already!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Are we?- Yes.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Whatever next? A dwarf in need of rice pudding?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Yeah.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46- Oh, you're... - Don't worry. I'm going.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50I'm organising a no-fuss do for Miss Popular here. You up for it?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52You're organising?
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Yeah, yeah, sure I'm in.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Whoo-hoo. That's three of us.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Go, out. He's an idiot.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03You got cards. I didn't get you a card.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Don't be daft, it doesn't matter.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11This whole "Canadia" thing, what's that all "aboot?"
0:07:11 > 0:07:16It's not because of me, is it?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18What do you mean?
0:07:18 > 0:07:23- You know, it's not because of us and him?- No.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Because if it is, if one of us should leave then it should be me.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29It's got nothing to do with you. It's me.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Aran has come back into my life and I'm really, really happy.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Can I have the pie now, please?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38I think you misunderstood.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Is that a dragon's egg?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Oh, Little, it is beautiful.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Tall Tony thinks so.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- Tall Tony?- My boss.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Would you like to listen?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Can you hear?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- Sorry.- You believe in magic, don't you?
0:08:02 > 0:08:07I know that the world is full of God's great mysteries
0:08:07 > 0:08:09and some of them are very difficult to explain.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Of course I don't!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16My dragon is dead.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19If you don't believe in magic, how will he come back?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- If your dragon's dead, who do you want the pie for?- My new dragon.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25The one you can't hear.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Listen, I don't know what your game is
0:08:27 > 0:08:30but your egg is made out of papier mache and you're not having the pie!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Take it.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- Thank you, Mrs Tembe. - You're welcome, Little.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Your friend is in a demonic alignment. Be careful.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47How dare you!
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Come on, it was only a pie!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50It wasn't yours to give away.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Mrs Warton, we work in a food bank!
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Charity should be flexible.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Charity is a business.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59I will be reporting you to Vicar Viv.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Will you now?- Yes.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05As an incompetent and for squandering food to fools.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- Well, I will be reporting you as... - Yes?
0:09:11 > 0:09:12As a dragon!
0:09:18 > 0:09:23# With glowing hearts we see thee rise
0:09:23 > 0:09:26# The true north strong and free
0:09:26 > 0:09:28# From far and wide
0:09:28 > 0:09:31# Oh Canada
0:09:31 > 0:09:34# We stand on guard for thee.... #
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Oh! I didn't know anyone was there!
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Beautiful. You have a lovely voice.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Have you ever sung professionally?
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Stop it!
0:09:46 > 0:09:51Actually, I did sing backing for a school Kajagoogoo tribute band once.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53But I never pursued it though.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55PHONE RINGS
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Dr Carter?
0:09:59 > 0:10:04Mrs Tembe, sorry to disturb you in the midst of your charity work.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07'Not at all. It is always lovely to hear from you.'
0:10:07 > 0:10:10In truth, I am not having the best of days.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- 'Oh, dear. Are you all right?' - I am fine.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17I am just working with someone who is...well, a challenge.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Ah. Well, maybe I can help.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Now, look, I need you to repeat three times -
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Izzy wizzy, let's get busy.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26I beg your pardon?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Trust me, Mrs Tembe.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Izzy wizzy, let's get busy.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35More gusto, please.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37'Izzy wizzy, let's get busy.'
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Izzy wizzy, let's get busy.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42Congratulations, Mrs Tembe!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45You have just performed your first magic spell.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48You are now the Fairy Godmother in The Mill panto.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Magic.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54I am the Fairy Godmother?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Yes. Now, be happy, and go and spread the joy!
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Thank you, Dr Carter.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13I'm doing it for Joe as a surprise!
0:11:13 > 0:11:15I'm doing it for Joe as a surprise. I had the idea first.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17I don't think so.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Exciting, isn't it? - Yeah, thrilling, yeah.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- We'll talk about this later. - Ladies and gentlemen,
0:11:23 > 0:11:26thank you for agreeing to be part of the Mill's first ever pantomime.
0:11:26 > 0:11:31Now, panto is a tradition dating back hundreds of years.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35It's a tale of serpents and dragons, good versus evil,
0:11:35 > 0:11:38men dressed as women, and women dressed as men.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Although its roots lie in ancient Greece, it is as much
0:11:42 > 0:11:45a part of British culture as tea and Chicken Jalfrezi.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Thank you, I'm here all week.
0:11:49 > 0:11:54Now, mine is a traditional panto infused with modern sensibilities
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- where happy children will shout... - Get on with it!
0:11:57 > 0:12:02OK, OK. First up, a last minute decision but a very important one,
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Valerie is Cinderella!
0:12:05 > 0:12:09MILD APPLAUSE
0:12:09 > 0:12:11O-M-G!
0:12:13 > 0:12:17O-M-G! O-M-G!
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- O-M-G!- Congratulations.
0:12:20 > 0:12:28Next up, the Ugly Sisters, Buttercup and Daisy - Daniel and Jimmi.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- I'm not wearing a dress.- What?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33I'm not going to let you embarrass me. Forget it.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Don't worry, I'll do it. I look good in a frock!
0:12:35 > 0:12:37No, you can't, you're Baron Hardup.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- Hardup? I'm funnier than Hardup! - Howard, please.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43- Do I have a set piece with the brokers men?- No.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- Then I'll have to read the script before I decide.- Do that!
0:12:46 > 0:12:48But when I offered Mrs Tembe the Fairy Godmother
0:12:48 > 0:12:50she accepted with humility and grace.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52O-M-G.
0:12:53 > 0:12:58Zara, you are Prince Charming, if that's all right?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Absolutely! Ding dong!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Al, you're Buttons.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Al?
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- You're Buttons.- Buttons.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11And finally, as agreed, Mandy will be the stage manager.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13O-M-G.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17I am so happy.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27I would like to apologise.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Something has happened
0:13:29 > 0:13:32and I'm feeling more magical than I did this morning.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35I should not have walked out.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37I am sorry, Mrs Warton.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Dwarf!
0:13:40 > 0:13:42How marvellously un-PC!
0:13:42 > 0:13:46I am so sorry. I was just taken by surprise.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47That's my favourite way.
0:13:49 > 0:13:54Inappropriate crassness. A personal affliction. Anyway, I'll move on.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56You haven't seen this man, have you?
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Taller than me, but not as good looking.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- That's Little.- It is!
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- And you must be Tall Tony.- I am.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Thank you.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13What a day!
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Actually, Daniel is not going to be able to do the pantomime
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- because he's needed for childcare. - That's rubbish.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22I think it's important for Joe to see his mother on stage,
0:14:22 > 0:14:24- don't you agree? - I could do Daniel's part!
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- It's not up for grabs! - Howard, you're Hardup.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29I'm not stepping down on this!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31It's as important for Joe to see me onstage as you.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33He's only got 15 lines!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35It's a high status part, you are perfect for it.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38You could be the other Ugly Sister. Jimmi won't do it.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Would I be Buttercup or Daisy?
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Neither! Jimmi will do the part that he is given.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43You have to appreciate the play as a whole.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46The Baron is a small, but essential cog.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48You two, sort it out.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51I want you both in the play so that Joe is proud of you.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- Sorry.- Sorry, Heston.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56I've never been described as a small cog in my entire life!
0:14:56 > 0:14:58- What?- He said cog.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03I'm so relieved.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04He's been gone three days.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08He hasn't turned up for work, or at his sheltered accommodation.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12I've been looking for him everywhere. The police have too.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14You are his boss?
0:15:14 > 0:15:18No, I'm more than that, I'm his best friend. He hasn't got many.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20He's got learning disabilities.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Anyway, he needs support, the big lump.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25I feel awful now.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27I want to apologise.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30I just didn't know how to take him, with all his talk about magic
0:15:30 > 0:15:32and how his dragon had died.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34His dragon's died?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Are you joking?
0:15:36 > 0:15:39I don't joke about dragons. No wonder he disappeared.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Did he say where he was going?
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Well, we asked him where he lived...
0:15:46 > 0:15:50..and he gave me this. But it is just a list of numbers.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Clever boy.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54This is better than an address.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56- This is...- Magic?
0:15:56 > 0:15:57No.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59GPS co-ordinates.
0:16:02 > 0:16:03Are you coming?
0:16:03 > 0:16:05What do you need us for?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07He is a sensitive soul.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09He came to you both for a reason.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12We don't know what it is yet, but we'll find out.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16- Now, the food bank's closed, isn't it?- Well, yes.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Well, come on. He's given us a clue.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21We've got a quest to go on. And besides...
0:16:21 > 0:16:23you need to apologise.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30I have no regrets.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Liar. Everybody has regrets.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36All right, if you must know, I'd love to be in the panto.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38- Lame!- I mean it.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41You'll have a great time and I hate to miss out on the fun.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43No, I'm not going to be made to look a fool by you or anyone else!
0:16:43 > 0:16:45But the Ugly Sisters are the best parts.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49They're steeped in tradition dating all the way back to Dan Leno.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Blah, blah, blah. I don't care! I'm not doing it!- Fine, don't do it.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55But frankly, you're making yourself look like a fool.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57DOOR SLAMS
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Yeah. I'm going to miss it.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04- KNOCK ON DOOR - Go away.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06- KNOCK ON DOOR - Are you deaf?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09A little bit, yes.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Somebody was just yelling really loudly in the hallway.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15"I don't want to do the pantomime. I don't want to look a fool."
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Funny.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Jimmi, you have got to get over yourself.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Nobody likes to play with a drama queen.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Go away.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27OK, I will. But you have to know this -
0:17:27 > 0:17:30I don't think this has anything to do with you not wanting
0:17:30 > 0:17:31to be an Ugly Sister.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37What are you talking about?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42This is about you nursing a grievance against Daniel.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45About the end of your marriage.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49But you have to let it go.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Like everybody else has.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Psychology really isn't your strong suit, is it?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59You've no idea, what you're talking about.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02OK, perhaps you're right.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04But I still think the pantomime would help you move on.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05What is this? A fairy tale?
0:18:05 > 0:18:08I do the pantomime and all is well in the kingdom?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Maybe you're right, and I'm wrong.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17Or maybe you're just not man enough to wear a dress in public.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Nearly...
0:18:23 > 0:18:25This is it.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28This is it? There's no-one here!
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Maybe the coordinates are wrong.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31What is that?
0:18:35 > 0:18:39It's his little. Well, a little Little.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- That means Big Little's here somewhere!- What is it?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45It's a giant from the Dungeons and Legends.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- What?- My shop. He's worked there for years.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51He's famous in the Dungeons And Dragons world.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54He's working on a dragon's egg, and it's to die for.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56What's that?
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Little? Are you in there?
0:19:19 > 0:19:20This is why he came to you.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26I did this months ago.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Look. Is that...?
0:19:29 > 0:19:30I believe it is.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- Tony.- Little, you lump!
0:19:42 > 0:19:45You brought a demon to dragon's grave.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47He's never going to come back now. Never.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53I swear to you - "Little" Malcolm Willis,
0:19:53 > 0:19:59that I, Mrs Hilary Warton, am not, nor have ever been, a demon.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Double cross your heart, hope to diddly die.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06Double cross my heart, and hope to diddly die.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08- OK?- OK.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Come here. I've missed you.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14Me too. My Dragon died.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16He just died. On a walk.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20- Dragon was his little dog. He's had him forever.- His dog!
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Oh, I see.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26I buried him, but I couldn't leave him.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Oh! That's so sad.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- We're going to have to leave him. - No, we won't.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34I heard a new Dragon. In my egg.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36I got some food from Mrs Tembe.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40And I kept it warm, but the magic hasn't worked yet.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43But it will. We just all need to believe it will.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Little, I believe in magic now. I do.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50I believe it's just waiting for the right circumstances to show itself.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51May I?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Shall we hold hands?
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Do you know any magic words Mrs Tembe?
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Perhaps I'm not the best person...
0:21:06 > 0:21:08You told me you were a fairy godmother.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Are you really? Wow...
0:21:11 > 0:21:18Yes. But I will need you to say the magic words three times after me.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Izzy wizzy, let's get busy.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29ALL: Izzy wizzy, let's get busy.
0:21:29 > 0:21:34Izzy wizzy let's get busy. Izzy wizzy let's get busy.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Well, it was a long shot.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42I'm sorry, Little. I tried.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46It's OK Mrs Tembe. Now is not the right time.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50- But it might be later. - Yes. Yes, it might.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Perhaps we should go and get something to eat.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54You must be very hungry?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56I am.
0:21:58 > 0:22:03I could eat a horse. Or a steak and kidney pie and chips.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05With a milkshake. And a bit of cake.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Me too.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10I'm sorry, but I've got to go.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14- Surely you can stay for a short while?- I can't, I'm afraid.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17But it was a pleasure to meet you, Little, and you, Tony.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19- I'm glad you're not a demon. - Me too.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25# From far and wide
0:22:25 > 0:22:26# Oh Canada
0:22:26 > 0:22:30# We stand on guard for thee
0:22:30 > 0:22:34# God keep our land
0:22:34 > 0:22:37# Glorious and free
0:22:37 > 0:22:39# Oh Canada
0:22:39 > 0:22:43# We stand on guard for thee
0:22:43 > 0:22:44# Oh Canada
0:22:44 > 0:22:49# We stand on guard for thee. #
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Surprise, Jas!
0:22:51 > 0:22:54This looks amazing. Aran, what are you doing here?
0:22:54 > 0:22:56It was Kev's idea.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00- I was supposed to do the party. Low key she said.- Really?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Look, we're going to have to clear all this stuff up.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11You're not spending another night here.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Might not have to. The magic might have worked.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16And you're always saying things are better on a full stomach.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20You're right. I do. They are. And it is.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22What do you think, Mrs Tembe?
0:23:22 > 0:23:26I think today has been magical already. Full of surprises.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32HE GASPS
0:23:32 > 0:23:33What is it?
0:23:33 > 0:23:35The egg. It's gone.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39There is something moving in the tent!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Dragon!
0:23:52 > 0:23:53You've come back.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58I've missed you so much!
0:23:58 > 0:24:00No peeping!
0:24:02 > 0:24:04How'd I do?
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Oh, come on. Maybe that's why I didn't become a surgeon!
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- Right, who's next? - Me, me, me next.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Where did you get that moose?
0:24:14 > 0:24:17"There's always music in the air."
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Twin Peaks! I love the dwarf dance!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- I love Twin Peaks. - Me too. I'm a big fan.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26I hold an annual party. You should come.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28I do a mean vodka cranberry jelly.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30I will consider it.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32I just want to say sorry for being a drama queen earlier.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35No, a drama queen is exactly what we need.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36Yeah, well, don't hold your breath.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Who's next?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42You are! Give us a speech!
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- What? Oh, no. - ALL: Speech! Speech!
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Give the woman a break.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51What's that?
0:24:51 > 0:24:54I was determined to arrive in Montreal without a hangover.
0:24:54 > 0:24:55Too late!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Well...um...
0:25:00 > 0:25:04When I first came here, I was pretty desperate.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08I'd just split up from my fiance and quite frankly,
0:25:08 > 0:25:11I didn't hold out much hope for The Mill.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16It's only a year and a half later I can truly appreciate what a mad,
0:25:16 > 0:25:19crazy bunch of loons you all are
0:25:19 > 0:25:23and how lucky I am to know you.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26She'd make a wonderful Principal Boy.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27Thanks!
0:25:27 > 0:25:29I don't know what the future holds,
0:25:29 > 0:25:32but whatever it is, I am very grateful
0:25:32 > 0:25:35that I will be spending it with my old fiance,
0:25:35 > 0:25:37now my new boyfriend, Aran.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Get a room!
0:25:40 > 0:25:44So, to second chances!
0:25:44 > 0:25:45ALL: Second chances!
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- Good luck, Jas.- Thank you.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- Have a lovely time.- Oh, thank you.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11- I want pictures of the panto. - No chance.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Come on you, you've got a plane to catch!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17The hat! The hat!
0:26:17 > 0:26:19- Keep it! You'll need it!- OK!
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Oh, no! I wanted a dignified exit!
0:26:24 > 0:26:25Here.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Yay, it fits!
0:26:29 > 0:26:30CHEERING
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Thank you.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Thank you.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44This is a pretty good happy ending, you know.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46It is, isn't it?
0:26:46 > 0:26:47Right, go on.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48Bye!
0:27:07 > 0:27:10The muse awakened in me and I experienced an epiphany.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12The Muse, of course.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16- Just tell me she wasn't treating a patient!- Of course not.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Who is he?
0:27:18 > 0:27:21We found half-cooked rashers of smoked bacon in the pedal bin.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Oh, I must have bought it by mistake!
0:27:23 > 0:27:26The first step is for you to make enquiries.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28- Excellent.- Thanks, Howard.
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