0:00:29 > 0:00:33I told you! I'll have the rent Monday!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38You can't... You can't do this!
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Please!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45I've got nowhere else to go.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Give me a chance!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52NO! I'm not having this!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56You've got no right!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Aagh!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23SHE GASPS WITH PAIN
0:01:26 > 0:01:28WOMAN SINGS
0:01:28 > 0:01:29# Oooh!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31# Don't you want me, ooooh? #
0:01:33 > 0:01:34I'm starving.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38I was thinking...
0:01:38 > 0:01:42about the money thing, it's not really fair that
0:01:42 > 0:01:44I don't have my own.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47We have already discussed this.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Yeah, but I want to discuss it again. Cos, see...
0:01:51 > 0:01:54I'm not a baby. I've got my rights.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56And it's my money.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00I am sorry, speak to your husband.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02What are you, my jailor?
0:02:03 > 0:02:07You are acting like a spoilt guest in a hotel!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10You leave a trail of mess everywhere you go!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12I am sick of cleaning up after you!
0:02:12 > 0:02:13I didn't ask you to.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Look what you have done!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Whoops!
0:02:19 > 0:02:24I have welcomed you into my home, and you do nothing in return.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26You are a spoiled, selfish...
0:02:28 > 0:02:31The world does not revolve around YOU.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36You should try considering other people's feelings for a change.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Your father, for example.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45He has just had a hip operation, has he not?
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Have you once thought about going to visit him?
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Thank you, Mrs Cooper. See you soon.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57So you're telling me you didn't write it down?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00There is no record of an appointment in that name.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Well, I certainly made one.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05I'm sure we can fit you in, I'm just saying you didn't actually...
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Can I help, Mr...?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Faraday. Are you a doctor?
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Nurse.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Fantastic.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Did you want to see a doctor?
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- Are you taking the mickey out of me? - Not at all.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Strange as it sounds, if I want to see a plumber, I call a plumber.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Why don't you take a seat...?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Why don't you run this place more efficiently?
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Better still, why don't you stop wasting my time?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Mr Faraday?
0:03:30 > 0:03:31PHONE RINGS
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Campus Surgery.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46I, um... I will be back at lunchtime.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48I'm ever so sorry I get so moody.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54I understand. You are frustrated.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57You've been ever so patient with me, and I'm really grateful.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59I wish I could...
0:03:59 > 0:04:02find some way to say thank you.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Not just to you, to my family...to everyone, really.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10I'd like to buy each of them something nice for Christmas.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15To show how much their support means to me.
0:04:15 > 0:04:20What a nice idea. Full of Christian spirit.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23I'm going to go and see my dad too. Tomorrow.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27This is also a very good idea.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Families should be together at this time of year.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37So...what... Do you think we should pop to the cashpoint now?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40It won't take long...
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Very well, but... - I'll get my coat.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Oh...
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Hang on a sec. I'll get the nurse.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Chris?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Chris!
0:05:01 > 0:05:04It's all right, I've got you.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06- What's your name? - Joanne Grantham.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08How did you do this, Joanne?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10I just tripped.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Let's get you in to the sick bay. Valerie, can we...?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Right...that's it.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Thank you, Valerie.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- So how did this happen again? - Slipped and fell.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Can I ask if you've been drinking, Joanne?
0:05:41 > 0:05:42You can ask.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47So I had a bad start to the day, OK? It's not a crime.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49No, of course not.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54How long you been dragging this thing around for? It weighs a ton.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- You going somewhere?- Bahamas for a fortnight. What do you think?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- Sorry. - It's all right.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04It's been a bit of a rough morning.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07If you're in some sort of trouble...
0:06:08 > 0:06:10You need to talk to someone or somewhere to stay...
0:06:10 > 0:06:12I'm good. Can we just get this done?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23If you cannot remember the number...
0:06:23 > 0:06:28I remembered and I wasn't even thinking. How weird is that?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31That is a good sign. I must remember to tell Dr Carter.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Where does it tell you how much you've got?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Whoa! Is that for real?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41I am going to be so late.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42You go. I'll be fine.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Honestly. £40.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48I'll be back for lunch.
0:06:48 > 0:06:53Is there anything that you would, um...
0:06:53 > 0:06:55like me to get from the supermarket?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Anything special...?- No, you get whatever you like.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Are you sure you are going to be all right?- Yeah! I'm fine!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Look! See? £40!
0:07:05 > 0:07:06- I will see you later.- OK.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Morning. Mr Farraday.- Yes?
0:07:19 > 0:07:20I've got an appointment.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22But I already told you...
0:07:22 > 0:07:24I'm sorry?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26When you were here earlier. I explained, but you...
0:07:26 > 0:07:29I think you must be confusing me for someone else.
0:07:29 > 0:07:34No, I'm not. But at least you're polite this time.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Not only are you incompetent, you are also extremely rude.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38I'M rude?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- I'd like to speak to your manager. - I really need to dress it properly.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43It's fine.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Mr Faraday?
0:07:44 > 0:07:48I want to talk to the organ grinder, not his monkey.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51You not even going to say hello?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02You haven't changed, then.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04What are you talking about?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Just get out of the way, you stupid girl!
0:08:06 > 0:08:07I'm waiting for the manager.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Joanne, wait! What's going on?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13I want to sit down.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Joanne! Wait a minute!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Where are you going?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Pantomime schedule, one for everyone.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25I thought it was all off now.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Yesterday you said...- It's quite heavy, but we only have ten days.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- Eh?- Come on! No dissent among the ranks! Best foot forward!
0:08:32 > 0:08:33This is every night?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Nearly every night. I think we can pull it off.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- I can't make at least four of these.- Five. No, six.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41It's a massive ask, Heston.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43A challenge we can all rise to, yes?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Please?
0:08:50 > 0:08:56I do not want to speak too soon, but it is a very encouraging sign.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57You really think so?
0:08:59 > 0:09:03I will not lie to you, it has not been easy having her to stay,
0:09:03 > 0:09:05but I think she wants to show me that she can act
0:09:05 > 0:09:09in a responsible manner once more.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15Yes, I think this morning we definitely turned a corner.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Who knows?
0:09:17 > 0:09:21Maybe by Christmas, she will be back in her own home.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Faraday...Kenneth.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54KETTLE WHISTLES
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Don't touch me!
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- KNOCK ON DOOR. - Come in.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Heston, it's about the rehearsal.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18I am refining the schedule. There may be some room for manoeuvre.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Yeah, well, it won't be enough.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24I've already committed to a load of extra shifts at the station.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Plus my usual workload. I just can't manage it.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Well, you must.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30And not sleep?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34OK... I've got a solution.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Howard can do Daisy and you can do Baron Hardup. Ideal role for you.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41No, no, no! I refuse to compromise.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44I am prepared to act, yes, direct, yes. But not both.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Come on, you can pull it off!
0:10:46 > 0:10:47It's totally unworkable.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50OK. Mandy does Daisy.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52You've consulted Mandy on this?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Jimmi, we're all having to attempt the impossible.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Mandy is being stage manager.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58You're just going to have to do it.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Well, I'm telling you I can't.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Hey.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22Tell me to mind my own business,
0:11:22 > 0:11:25but I don't think drinking is a good idea right now.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27I think you should go to A&E.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28Mind your own business.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29OK.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38So what happened earlier?
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- With Mr Faraday? - Big fat nothing.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44You looked upset, so it must have meant something.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Not to him. Mean old git.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48So you do know him?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53I'm not being nosy. I've got a reason for asking.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03He was my foster dad.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Lived with him for about four years.
0:12:07 > 0:12:12Him and Stella took me in. Dead kind they were.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Loved it there.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15So what happened?
0:12:15 > 0:12:19Sent me back to care. I was 13.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Why?
0:12:25 > 0:12:29I nicked a bit of cash from Ken's wallet. Just a tenner.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30No big deal.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35I didn't even want to.
0:12:35 > 0:12:40This friend... boyfriend, dared me.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Stupid.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49And that was the end of the foster placement?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Social worker was at the door nine the next morning. Out.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55I think the money was just an excuse, actually.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57He just wanted nothing more to do with me.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Still doesn't, obviously.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07What?
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Hello!
0:13:13 > 0:13:19Karen? I am looking forward to seeing your pres...
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Karen?
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Same again, please!
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- SHE GIGGLES - And one of my new mate.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56What are you not telling me?
0:13:56 > 0:13:59I can't go in to detail.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01He was stood right in front of me,
0:14:01 > 0:14:05as close as we are, but you're saying he didn't recognise me?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07I'm saying he might not have, yeah.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10How couldn't he? It's not like it's that long ago.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15He doesn't want to know me, that's all. Just blanked me out.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Unless there's something wrong with him.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31I think you need to give him a second chance.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38KNOCK ON DOOR
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Yes.
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Et tu, Brute?
0:14:46 > 0:14:47It's complicated.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51No, it's simple. We have ten days and a show to put on.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53I'd really love to do it, Heston, if only for Joe,
0:14:53 > 0:14:56but Daniel and I are juggling so much already - childcare, work...
0:14:56 > 0:14:59I can't spare you. I can't spare anyone.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02I've given it some thought and there is a solution.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Howard can be Prince Charming. He'd be perfect.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06I've been through this with Jimmi.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09I'm not having some mad merry-go-round of role changes.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10It's too big a commitment.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13We are a team. We need you.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14I need you.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- I'm sorry.- Zara! - I'm late for a home visit.- Please!
0:15:25 > 0:15:30I spoke to the Consultant at Saint Phil's. I'm so sorry.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32Is he in here?
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Hi, Theo.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42I've just popped in to say hello.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47How are you feeling?
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Tired.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Nice to be back home, though, yeah?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55And in time for Christmas!
0:15:58 > 0:16:03So why don't you tell me what is at the top of your Christmas list?
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- PlayStation- 4? He'd love that.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10You see? I know about these things. I'm not so old.
0:16:10 > 0:16:15And you know the other really great thing about Christmas...
0:16:17 > 0:16:18..is panto.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Have you ever been?
0:16:23 > 0:16:28My nan took me last year. It was really funny.
0:16:28 > 0:16:33They threw sweets into the audience. Do they always do that?
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Yeah! It's the law. How would you like to go again?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Really?
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Front row. Best seats. I have the power.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43I'm starring as Prince Charming.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47I probably won't be well enough. Keeps happening.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52That is not a problem, because...
0:16:52 > 0:16:56if Mohammed won't come to the mountain....
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Dial-A-Panto.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05I've got it on speed-dial.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Hello?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Hello, Sergeant Hollins, I am sorry to bother you.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Everything all right?
0:17:17 > 0:17:21I was just wondering if perhaps Mrs Hollins was at your home?
0:17:21 > 0:17:25I don't know, because I've been at work all day. What's happened?
0:17:25 > 0:17:30Nothing. She is probably still out shopping. Not to worry.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Whoa! Did you say she's out shopping?
0:17:33 > 0:17:38She...she went to get some Christmas presents earlier
0:17:38 > 0:17:40and she should have been back at lunchtime.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44Yeah, it's all right. I've just finished work. I'll go try and find her.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45I am sorry...
0:17:46 > 0:17:48..perhaps I should not have...
0:17:52 > 0:17:54KNOCKING
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Mr Faraday, I'm Chris Reid, the nurse from...
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Jo-Jo!
0:18:03 > 0:18:07I never thought I'd see you again. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13MUSIC: "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Whoo!
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Hey, hey, hey!
0:18:21 > 0:18:24# You make me feel...#
0:18:29 > 0:18:33I can't believe you're here...after all these years.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Biggest mistake of my life sending you away.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40I was an idiot.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44I thought I was doing the right thing...being firm.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50Should have given you a second chance, like Stella said.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52- Where is she?- Gone, love.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56I lost her just over a year ago.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58I'll put the kettle on, shall I?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Good idea, son.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09Such a shame. She'd have been over the moon, seeing you sitting here.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Thought the world of you she did... we both did.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17You'd had a hard start, but you were a lovely girl.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Bright, pretty, clever.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25You could do anything.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31House was so empty when you'd gone...
0:19:33 > 0:19:38..bit like it is now, just me, rattling around in this big, old place.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43I wish I could make it up to you.
0:19:44 > 0:19:49Listen to me, prattling on, I haven't asked you a thing about yourself.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52I'm fine, doing fine.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Good, good.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Living local, are you?
0:19:58 > 0:20:03I'm...I'm kind of...in between places right now.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Well, if you're stuck, you're always welcome here.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Like I say, I've got tons of space.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Your room's still there. Everything.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Think on it, anyway.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19Little Jo-Jo.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25How's he doing? Poor parents.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29So what's going on, because you've never asked me for a second opinion on anything?
0:20:29 > 0:20:33- I got you here under false pretences.- What?
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Glad you bought the sweets?
0:20:39 > 0:20:40What are you looking for?
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Props.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47I need to keep pinching myself. I can't believe she's here.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Oh, well, I'm glad it's made you happy.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51You have no idea.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53I've got some of those butter biscuits somewhere.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57Special occasion, where are they? I've seen them somewhere.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00I'll take these through, shall I?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02KNOCKING
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Hello! Hello!
0:21:05 > 0:21:12Ooh! What do you think you're doing, you lazy, good for nothing, little scamp?
0:21:12 > 0:21:16Lounging round while I work my fingers to the bone!
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Do you have any idea how much effort it takes to look this good,
0:21:20 > 0:21:23you ungrateful little piglet!
0:21:23 > 0:21:28Now, where is my sister? The REALLY ugly one? Hm.
0:21:28 > 0:21:34Ooh, it's Prince Charming. Phwoooarh! He's such a dish.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35HE GIGGLES
0:21:35 > 0:21:37You, peasant boy, what's your name?
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Ooh! What's the matter with him - cat got his tongue?
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Maybe he's actually as stupid as he looks.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Theo.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Eh? Eh? What did you say, what did you say, Piglet?
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Theo!
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- Trio?- Trio? - What kind of a name is that?
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Sounds like a bar of chocolate!
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Talking of which, I suppose you like sweets?
0:21:56 > 0:22:00It's raining sweets, it's raining sweets.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Go on, little peasant boy, rot your gnashers, see if we care.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07You're leaving?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12He's sick, isn't he? Losing it?
0:22:14 > 0:22:15I can't.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Sorry, maybe this was a mistake.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20No, no! I'm glad I came.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Least I know now that it wasn't all my fault.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25That he did...they did care about me.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29He's so happy to see you. Maybe you could help him?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32No! I can barely look after myself, I need to get my head together.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34I just think you both...you need someone.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37He made his choice...
0:22:39 > 0:22:41..it's too late now.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45I'm not judging him. There's no way I can forget.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50So, have you got somewhere to stay?
0:22:50 > 0:22:53There's a hostel near the station, they could help you out.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Right...
0:22:56 > 0:22:57..thanks.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Are you not going to say goodbye?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Sorry about that, I was just, erm...
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Well, whatever I was looking for, I couldn't find it. Erm...
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Right, where were we?
0:23:12 > 0:23:15I'm sorry, Mr Faraday, she's gone.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Who's gone? Stella?
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Oh, she's just popped to the shops. She won't be long.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Tell you what, erm...while we're waiting, I'll pop the kettle on.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32OK, everyone, listen up?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34SHE SIGHS
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Firstly, I'd like to admit that I've been as guilty as anyone
0:23:37 > 0:23:40of dragging my feet over the whole pantomime rehearsals,
0:23:40 > 0:23:44but it has become clear to me that, unless we commit to doing this
0:23:44 > 0:23:48thing properly, the whole thing is going to be a waste of all our time
0:23:48 > 0:23:50and a complete embarrassment.
0:23:50 > 0:23:55So, no more excuses.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59We need to man up, pull together and make this show the best that we can.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- Agreed?- Yep.
0:24:03 > 0:24:04OK...
0:24:06 > 0:24:07..good.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Kid with terminal cancer. He got to her.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19Right, erm...straight to the pub after work and into the first rehearsal?
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Ooh, hello.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37Ah! I got my hand stuck.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40You wait there. I'll check the coast is clear...
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Come on.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Wa-hey!
0:24:48 > 0:24:49Where have you been?
0:24:50 > 0:24:55Shopping, relaxing, a little sex on the beach.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Who is that?
0:24:57 > 0:24:58Erm...
0:24:59 > 0:25:01- What's your name again?- Brian!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Brian, it's Brian.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Get out of my house!
0:25:05 > 0:25:07No! You're not my mum!
0:25:07 > 0:25:12You are a married woman! Show some self-respect!
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Oh, don't be a frumpy old fart.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16You are a drunken disgrace!
0:25:16 > 0:25:20And you are a God-bothering, dried-up, preachy...
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Get out!
0:25:24 > 0:25:29Stay right where you are! Let's get the party started!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31I am going to have to call your husband!
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Oh, don't invite him!
0:25:33 > 0:25:37He has been worried sick, searching all over.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40But I do not know why he is bothering.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43PHONE RINGS
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Hello?
0:25:45 > 0:25:49Sergeant Hollins, I just called to say that Karen has returned.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Where's the sherry? I know you've got some!
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Oh, is she all right?
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Don't just stand there! Get the music on!
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Let's get this party started!
0:25:59 > 0:26:03Yeah...she is fine, everything is fine.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Is this for cooking? Wait!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08What's going on there.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11She sounds like she's drunk.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13No, she's just a little over excited.
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Look what you did!
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Right, I'm going to come over.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20No, no. I am managing...I am managing fine!
0:26:20 > 0:26:23You scared thingy away!
0:26:23 > 0:26:25I'll be there in five minutes.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28There is absolutely no need.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31I just called to tell you that...that she has returned safely.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Thank you, goodbye.
0:26:33 > 0:26:34Oh!
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Are you worried about something?
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Yeah, how I'm supposed to keep up with this Chantelle bird.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49She's insatiable!
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Go on, pig - arrest me.
0:26:51 > 0:26:56But that's just it, Kevin. It wasn't great. It was...awful.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Rob, I know things are tough at the moment with Karen,
0:26:59 > 0:27:02but you can't let that cloud your judgement.
0:27:02 > 0:27:03You what?
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Maybe I could find those feelings...
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