Love to Hate You

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0:00:31 > 0:00:34MUSIC: "Merry Xmas Everybody" by Slade

0:00:34 > 0:00:35Oi! David Guetta!

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Get that off and get your backside up those ladders.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40So much for Santa's little helpers!

0:00:40 > 0:00:43You're about as much use as a chocolate fireguard.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45What have I just told you?!

0:00:45 > 0:00:47MUSIC STOPS

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Look out! Here's the Grinch that stole Christmas.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Nice of you to show your face, Mish Penny!

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Thanks for all your help.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56You're the one who volunteered to organise this shambles.

0:00:56 > 0:01:00Well, seeing as you're finally here, you can chase the catering truck.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Sorry, no can do. I'm meeting Max in five.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- I didn't know there was a managers' meeting.- There isn't.

0:01:05 > 0:01:06It's a one-on-one.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14Colin, you idiot!

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Goodbye, Mrs Hudson, have a lovely Christmas.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22- What?- I've had an idea!

0:01:22 > 0:01:24But I've got another patient.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27It's all right, I told them you'd need another minute. Come on in!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Honestly, it's bonkers out there.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34Everybody is running lines, rehearsing in between appointments.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36I think we need to work on our scenes.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38I can't, I've got patients back-to-back.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41So why don't we get together this evening? I could come over.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45What? But...I'm looking after Joe. Daniel's out Christmas shopping.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49No, it's fine, because Ashley's out as well so I'll be at a loose end.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50We will get so much more done!

0:01:52 > 0:01:53So it's a date!

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Ooh, my Prince Charming!

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Well? Come on.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04You've been even more smug than usual for days now, Moneypenny.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07What is it? A promotion?

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Maybe.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11I put in twice the hours you do.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13For such little return.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15If anyone's due a promotion here, it's me.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18If you must know, Glen, I'm leaving.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22- What?- I've got a job in Rio.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26In just a few short weeks, I'll be lying on the beach

0:02:26 > 0:02:29while you freeze your nips off in the British winter.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32But keep your trap shut. I haven't told Brad yet.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34- Hi, babes.- Hiya.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35I got your message. What is it?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37No biggie. I just thought we could have an early lunch.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39- My treat.- Great.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Glen, I'll be back later with the alcohol for the party.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Yeah. Thanks, mate.

0:02:44 > 0:02:45Missing you already, Glenda(!)

0:02:49 > 0:02:53Hey, Al! Al, Al, Al! Look, a new nightclub - Costa Verde.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55- Oh, it's not new. It's been there ages.- Oh.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Is it any good?

0:02:57 > 0:02:59I've no idea.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Oh, well, just so you know, don't wait up.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05Hey? Hang on! Who are you going to go with?

0:03:05 > 0:03:06No-one! See you later.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Why can't you go?

0:03:10 > 0:03:13There's a Christmas party at the Legion and I said I'd help out.

0:03:13 > 0:03:14Mandy?

0:03:14 > 0:03:17No way. I've still got a ton of stuff to do for the panto

0:03:17 > 0:03:18so no can do.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22Can't you go just go for half an hour to represent the practice?

0:03:22 > 0:03:23There's a free bar.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25I don't know what you're insinuating.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Anyway, I've got an afternoon full of medicals for uni staff,

0:03:28 > 0:03:29and then I'm going shopping.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Well I'll leave the invite just in case you change your mind.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Happy Christmas(!)

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Glen Barry?

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Mr Barry?

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Sorry.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Would you like to follow me?

0:03:48 > 0:03:51So, er, you work on campus. Which department?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Sales and marketing.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Right, well, a staff medical is very simple. It's just some general

0:03:57 > 0:04:00questions, and then a routine health exam.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Mr Barry?

0:04:02 > 0:04:04What?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Are you OK? You look a bit pale.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Can we just get on with it, sweetheart?

0:04:09 > 0:04:11I've got to get back to the office.

0:04:11 > 0:04:16Fine. Are you taking any medication at the moment?

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Mr Barry?

0:04:21 > 0:04:23So how was your morning?

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Good, thanks. Couple of deliveries came in for the Christmas party.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Ben phoned in sick again.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31All right, I don't need a blow-by-blow!

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Sorry, babe. You did ask.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Anyway, enough about you. I've got some news!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38You're not pregnant, are you?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40No! I'm on the pill, you div.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Phew!- But you might want to sit down.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45This is embarrassing, man!

0:04:46 > 0:04:49I thought you said you hated your co-worker?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I do.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53So?

0:04:54 > 0:04:57When she told me about Rio,

0:04:57 > 0:04:59when she said she was leaving...

0:05:01 > 0:05:04..I wanted to be the one going with her, not Brad!

0:05:06 > 0:05:08I'd go away with her in a heartbeat.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Here's your ticket. You can pay me back out of your savings.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19It's one-way.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23Yeah, Brad. It's not a holiday! It's a permanent move.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Where will we be staying?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30The job comes with a one-bed apartment.

0:05:30 > 0:05:31We'll be living together?

0:05:31 > 0:05:35No, Brad, I'm going to put you up in the Hyatt, in the penthouse!

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Yes, we'll be living together!

0:05:39 > 0:05:41I don't believe this!

0:05:41 > 0:05:43I'm giving you the opportunity of a lifetime.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Is this all the thanks I get?

0:05:45 > 0:05:48I'm sorry. I just need some time to get my head round the idea,

0:05:48 > 0:05:49that's all.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Of course I'm excited.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55I can't let her see me like this.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Well, if this is how you really feel, then...

0:05:58 > 0:06:00You don't understand.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02We've got...history.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05When we first started working together,

0:06:05 > 0:06:07we fancied the pants off each other.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10We were in the same management grade, but different teams.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13It was very competitive.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18We had a sweepstake running as to which team would end up on top.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21I played dirty to make sure my team won.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25- So you fell out over a bet?- No.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31That was the same week as the Christmas party, six years ago.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35We got absolutely shedded and ended up in the staff bogs,

0:06:35 > 0:06:37ripping each other's clothes off!

0:06:38 > 0:06:41I told Jill we should keep it quiet.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44I didn't want the wife finding out.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45You're married?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47I was then.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Did Jill know?

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Yeah.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54She had a boyfriend.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57So, did you and Jill have an affair?

0:06:57 > 0:06:58No.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02She found out about me rigging the sweepstake,

0:07:02 > 0:07:04and got back at me by telling everyone

0:07:04 > 0:07:06about our brief encounter in the bogs.

0:07:08 > 0:07:14Worse - she told all the girls that I was, er, how can I put it...

0:07:14 > 0:07:16"underwhelming" in the trouser department.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20It took me years to get my reputation back!

0:07:20 > 0:07:22And your wife?

0:07:22 > 0:07:24We got divorced.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Yeah. Not because of that.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29She wanted kids.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31I was never really keen, myself.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Too much hassle.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37So, did anything ever happen between you and Jill?

0:07:38 > 0:07:40No.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Jill ended up seeing a string of guys, and then told everyone

0:07:42 > 0:07:45how much better in the sack they were than me.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46Nice(!)

0:07:48 > 0:07:51So I started dating these Eastern European girls.

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Stunners.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55You can't recommend any decent shops in town, can you?

0:07:55 > 0:07:56I want a new top for tonight.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58There's a couple of nice boutiques on the high street,

0:07:58 > 0:08:01but I reckon your best bet is Hamptons - the department store.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05Oh, great! Thank you. I'll see you later.

0:08:05 > 0:08:06Karen?

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Do you want anything from town?

0:08:07 > 0:08:09What? No, no, I'm fine.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Look...

0:08:11 > 0:08:15I'm not sure you should go clubbing on your own just yet.

0:08:15 > 0:08:16Why not?

0:08:16 > 0:08:20Do you not you think it's a bit soon for that kind of thing?

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Too soon for what? Having fun?

0:08:21 > 0:08:25Al, the last thing I need is another jailor.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26I'm just trying to get my life back.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Yeah, of course you do, just...

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Do you not think you'd be better off trying to remember

0:08:31 > 0:08:34the life you had, rather than doing things to jeopardise it?

0:08:34 > 0:08:35Jeopardise it how?

0:08:35 > 0:08:39By going to meat-market nightclubs when you're a married woman.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Is that what this is about?

0:08:41 > 0:08:43What if you get pregnant or you get some kind of horrible STI?

0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Do you want to end up in the clap clinic?- Al!

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Is it really worth the risk just to have some fun?

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Yes!

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Yes, it is!

0:08:52 > 0:08:56I've had my whole adult life ripped out of my head.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58So, you know,

0:08:58 > 0:09:01I don't know if I'm going to get those years back.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04I just want to live my life for now.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09And I don't care whether you or anybody else likes it or not.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15It's not funny, Daniel!

0:09:15 > 0:09:16No, it's hilarious!

0:09:16 > 0:09:19The thought of you and Valerie having a cosy night in!

0:09:19 > 0:09:21It's not a social call and it'll never be repeated!

0:09:21 > 0:09:22Good luck with that.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24I think you might have to chisel her off the sofa.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26In that case I'll have to take a rain check

0:09:26 > 0:09:28and come shopping with you instead.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31No, you don't! I'll get nothing done if Joe's there. I've got a list as long as my arm.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34I thought we weren't going to go overboard on his presents?

0:09:34 > 0:09:37He's just a baby, Daniel. He won't appreciate being spoilt.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40I'm not buying presents just for Joe. I'm buying them for everyone.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42You know how much I hate the commercialisation of Christmas.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46I'll just get him one or two meaningful presents, as discussed.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Right!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50I'd better go.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53I just want to wish you good luck with your rehearsal.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55And please, don't incinerate Cinders.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57- Don't tempt me.- Hee-hee!

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Jill Money? Oh, hi. Come through.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07We can skip the staff medical. I'm leaving.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Oh. Well, you could have cancelled your appointment.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12I need travel jabs instead.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14I'm moving to Rio and I haven't had any in years. What will I need?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16To make an appointment.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18What's this? Scotch mist?

0:10:19 > 0:10:20An appointment with the nurse.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Oh, for goodness' sake! How long will that take?

0:10:23 > 0:10:26As it happens, there is a drop-in clinic this afternoon.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32That's quite a leap - Letherbridge to South America?

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Believe me, it's long overdue.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37I'm in a job that ceased taxing my brain years ago.

0:10:37 > 0:10:41So what made you stay so long, if you don't mind me asking?

0:10:41 > 0:10:43It's complicated.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47Yes, well, it usually is, but you seem like a woman who knows how

0:10:47 > 0:10:50to get what she wants. What's taken you so long?

0:10:52 > 0:10:56There's this guy in the office. He does my head in!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Right.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02And this guy, does he, erm, know how you feel?

0:11:02 > 0:11:04- I hope not.- Does he like you?

0:11:06 > 0:11:07Does it matter?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Of course it matters.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Shouldn't you at least try and talk to him?

0:11:12 > 0:11:13It might be your last chance.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18I just can't get my head round it.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20She wants us in Rio for New Year.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23What, and you'd rather be here running some crappy student bar?

0:11:23 > 0:11:25I'd like some say in the decision, that's all.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27She'll have your tackle in a vice if you back out.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29I'm quite capable of standing up to her.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Brad, I've booked you in for travel jabs at the campus surgery.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Quarter to six.

0:11:35 > 0:11:36Got that?

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Yeah, babe. Thanks.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44What are you smirking at?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Nothing.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48It's just going to be weird not having you around, that's all.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Yeah, right! You'll be singing "Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead"

0:11:51 > 0:11:53as soon as I'm out the door!

0:11:53 > 0:11:54Maybe.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56It won't be the same.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01We have had our moments, haven't we?

0:12:01 > 0:12:04It will be odd not having someone to spar with after all these years.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09So, what are you trying to say?

0:12:09 > 0:12:10You'll miss me?

0:12:13 > 0:12:15You're joking, or what?

0:12:15 > 0:12:17I won't miss the earache,

0:12:17 > 0:12:20and you won't miss Birmingham from your sun lounger.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Do you know who they've got to replace you?

0:12:23 > 0:12:24A younger model, hopefully.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Yeah, well, I'd best leave her a note to avoid the staff bogs,

0:12:27 > 0:12:28hadn't I?

0:12:28 > 0:12:29You do that.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Biggest mistake of my life.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Really?

0:12:35 > 0:12:36I hardly felt a thing.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Thanks, Moneypenny!

0:12:43 > 0:12:44You're welcome, Glenda!

0:13:16 > 0:13:18That's nice.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Thanks, Gok. I'm glad you approve.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25I'm sorry about before. I didn't mean to upset you.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Karen...

0:13:33 > 0:13:38I didn't know you very well, but you always seemed happy to me.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42You and Rob, you seemed happy.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48I don't think you should throw all that away

0:13:48 > 0:13:52until you've had a chance to remember what it felt like.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56If only I could.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58You will do. I promise.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01Friends?

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Besides, the two of you have got kids.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07You've got responsibilities to their feelings as well.

0:14:07 > 0:14:08Do you know what, Al?

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Instead of lecturing me, you should be learning from me!

0:14:11 > 0:14:14I've had a wake-up call. Maybe you need one as well!

0:14:14 > 0:14:15I do?

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Yeah, you! With your computer games and your internet whatsits.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21It just so happens that I have a very busy social life.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23I'm out for drinks tonight with Jimmi.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Boys' night out?

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Not exclusively. Want to come?

0:14:27 > 0:14:30I don't think so!

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Why not? Worried that you'll step on our style?

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Er, I don't think so!

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Come on! It'll be a laugh.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39But I wanted a cocktail at the Costa Verde.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Costa Verde is a dive.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44Come for a drink with me and Cassius!

0:14:44 > 0:14:47I'll even buy you a packet of pork scratchings.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51That's an offer I can't refuse!

0:14:51 > 0:14:52Have a great time, then.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54I intend to.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57I wouldn't give up the day job if I were you, Dr Reid.

0:14:57 > 0:14:58Your relationship advice stinks.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Why? What happened?

0:15:00 > 0:15:02I tried telling Glen how I feel about him.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04He threw it straight back in my face.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Oh, I'm...I'm sorry.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08Oh, don't worry about it.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11It's only strengthened my resolve.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Hopefully I'll never have to see his face again after tonight.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Well, if you're sure that's what you want.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24DOORBELL CHIMES

0:15:25 > 0:15:27(Give me strength.)

0:15:29 > 0:15:31- Zara!- Valerie.

0:15:34 > 0:15:35Come in.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Oh, this is lovely!

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Now, before we start,

0:15:44 > 0:15:48this is not the actual dress that I'll be wearing for the show.

0:15:48 > 0:15:49This is just a rehearsal skirt.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Thanks for clearing that up.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54- Are you going to get changed?- Why?

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Well, you might want something more baggy,

0:15:56 > 0:15:58something you can move around in.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00I'll be just fine, thank you.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Oh! First things first - this is for you.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05Just a little something for having me over.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Lambrusco!

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Thank you.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11And I've got presents for Daniel and Joe.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Where is little Joe?

0:16:13 > 0:16:15I managed to get him down early

0:16:15 > 0:16:18so we can get this over with as soon as possible.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Oh! Someone's keen!

0:16:20 > 0:16:22I'll just grab my script.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Now, are you sure I can't twist your arm to go to this party?

0:16:27 > 0:16:29- No!- I'll go.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31You've changed your tune.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33There's somebody there I'd like to see,

0:16:33 > 0:16:35and if I don't it'll just bug me all night.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39- Who?- Merry Christmas.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48MUSIC: "Feed The World" by Band Aid

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Jill?

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Don't have the buffet. It's probably horse meat!

0:16:54 > 0:16:58How were your jabs? Mine hurt like hell!

0:16:58 > 0:17:00I didn't have them.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02I made you the appointment!

0:17:02 > 0:17:03It's too fast, Jill.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08I'm not ready to make the move. Not like this.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11You should be thanking me for the opportunity to get out of this dump!

0:17:11 > 0:17:14The opportunity's for you, not me.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17So what are you saying?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20I'm sorry.

0:17:23 > 0:17:24Here's your ticket.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30If you really cared about me, you wouldn't be doing this.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32That's just it.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34I don't care.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Not really.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42You're the one who's not happy with your life, Jill, not me.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Good luck, yeah?

0:17:44 > 0:17:46I hope you find whatever it is you're looking for.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Is this really necessary?

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Beryl Reid said that when she was creating a character,

0:18:04 > 0:18:07the most important thing to get right was the shoes.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11OK.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13These are Christian Louboutin.

0:18:14 > 0:18:19You so much as scuff them and I will kill you.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22You're so funny!

0:18:22 > 0:18:25I swear, sometimes I don't know if you're joking or not!

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Right - shall we go from my line again?

0:18:30 > 0:18:33"Please say you feel the same way as me."

0:18:33 > 0:18:35We've already done that bit three times!

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Yeah, but I'm having a real problem with my motivation.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Valerie, it's Cinderella.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Boy meets girl, girl gets a make-over,

0:18:43 > 0:18:45boy discovers girl is a peasant, but who cares

0:18:45 > 0:18:48because she's got great shoes and they all live happily ever after!

0:18:49 > 0:18:51I think you're simplifying that a little bit.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Glen?

0:19:03 > 0:19:04What are you doing in here?

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Writing my resignation.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Why?

0:19:09 > 0:19:12I tried talking to Jill and she chucked it back in my face.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14She can go to hell for all I care!

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Well, I don't see how resigning is going to help.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21I can't work here if she's leaving.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24So stop her! For goodness' sake!

0:19:24 > 0:19:26She blew it.

0:19:26 > 0:19:27What's that?

0:19:29 > 0:19:33Her leaving card. I forced everyone to sign it.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37I can't believe you're going to let it end like this.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39She's not interested.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Really?

0:19:48 > 0:19:51That was from the first Christmas party.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53You know the one that we ended up in the...

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Yes, I passed it on the way in.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57I think you may have set a trend.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Why would she keep it?

0:19:59 > 0:20:03Why does anybody keep a photograph like that?

0:20:03 > 0:20:06Because she feels the same way! Isn't it obvious?

0:20:18 > 0:20:20That gin's gone straight to my head!

0:20:20 > 0:20:23Steady on, eh, Karen?

0:20:23 > 0:20:24Al, you sound like my dad!

0:20:28 > 0:20:30- Good crowd in tonight.- Yeah.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34So how are the panto rehearsals going?

0:20:34 > 0:20:37- Yeah, good. - Can't wait to see you in drag!

0:20:37 > 0:20:39It's not pretty. I look like someone's mad auntie.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Anyway, how's Howard? Is he keeping you busy?

0:20:41 > 0:20:45He's giving me loads of pointless admin to do. I hate it.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47He's just trying to ease you back in slowly.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Yeah, but, Jimmi, I like a challenge.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Anyway, I might pack it all in. I might go back to college,

0:20:52 > 0:20:53start over again.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56Don't do anything rash.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Will you give it a rest?!

0:20:58 > 0:21:02Right, my round. Same again?

0:21:02 > 0:21:03- Thanks.- I'll give you a hand.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Anyone we know?

0:21:13 > 0:21:14He's from the station.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Are you all right?

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Yeah. Back in a minute.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Erm... Sorry, can I get two pints of that one,

0:21:24 > 0:21:28and a gin and tonic, please? Sorry, were you first?

0:21:28 > 0:21:31- It's all right, darling, after you. - Thank you.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37Shall I read in the stage directions?

0:21:37 > 0:21:39If you absolutely must.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Prince Charming takes Cinderella to the seat...

0:21:48 > 0:21:50..and she tries on the slipper.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55When that fits, he gives her the other slipper.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58And then there's a fanfare and everyone cheers. Hooray!

0:21:58 > 0:22:00- DOOR CLOSES - That must be Daniel.

0:22:00 > 0:22:01He must be finished by now.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Valerie! What the hell?! Get off!

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Good grief! I thought this was a kids' show.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09That is not in the script!

0:22:09 > 0:22:12I know, but I do think that we would kiss.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14It just felt right.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16We've already kissed once at the ball.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19She has got a good point, Zara. You don't want the audience to feel short-changed.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Shall we do it again?- No!

0:22:21 > 0:22:22Vino, anyone?

0:22:22 > 0:22:24- No!- Yes, please.- I'll pour?

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Dave? Have you seen Jill anywhere?

0:22:33 > 0:22:34Sorry, mate, I haven't seen her.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44KNOCK ON DOOR

0:22:44 > 0:22:45< Jill?

0:22:45 > 0:22:48< I need to talk to you! I know you're in there!

0:22:48 > 0:22:49BANGING ON DOOR

0:22:49 > 0:22:51< Jill, open the door! Please?

0:22:54 > 0:22:58I've been looking for you everywhere. What's going on?

0:22:58 > 0:23:00I dumped Brad.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02He was useless in bed anyway.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Like I was all those years ago?

0:23:04 > 0:23:07You weren't all that bad really.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10Thanks. Now you tell me!

0:23:11 > 0:23:13If you must know...

0:23:15 > 0:23:17No-one made me feel like you did.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22Don't think I've seen you in here before, have I?

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Don't ask me. I can't remember what I did last week!

0:23:25 > 0:23:27I think I'd remember.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29I'm Karen, by the way.

0:23:29 > 0:23:30Phil.

0:23:33 > 0:23:34Is this your local?

0:23:34 > 0:23:37- How are you getting on? I'll get these.- It's my round!

0:23:37 > 0:23:39You can get the next one. Evening.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41All right.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44- Nice talking to you.- Likewise.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Can I have a pint, please, love?

0:23:48 > 0:23:50I was in the middle of a conversation!

0:23:50 > 0:23:51Sorry.

0:23:54 > 0:23:55Where's Jimmi?

0:23:55 > 0:23:58He thought he recognised someone from the station.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05MUSIC: "Only You" by Alison Moyet

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Don't even think about it.

0:24:18 > 0:24:19Anybody want any more wine?

0:24:19 > 0:24:21I've had quite enough, thank you.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27So, Daniel, what did you buy? Anything for Zara?

0:24:27 > 0:24:31Oh, little bits and pieces.

0:24:31 > 0:24:32- Let's see.- Zara...

0:24:34 > 0:24:36You said you weren't going to spoil Joe!

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Oh, but, Zara, just think of his little face

0:24:39 > 0:24:42all lighting up on Christmas Day!

0:24:42 > 0:24:44I'd give anything to see that.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46So would Ashley. He's ever so good with kids.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50What a shame you can't be here.

0:24:51 > 0:24:55We can if you like. We haven't got any plans.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58- Sorry?- What time would you like us?

0:24:58 > 0:25:00- Time? When?- Christmas Day.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08- Oh, after you.- Thanks.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Oh! Oh, sorry.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21- It's, erm, out of order.- No worries.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Who was your friend?

0:25:35 > 0:25:36Just a mate.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Oh! You should have invited him over to join us.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Yeah, he's waiting for someone.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Where do you know him from?

0:25:44 > 0:25:46What is this? 20 questions?

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Al says you know him from down the station.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Is that why he's staring at me?

0:25:50 > 0:25:52If he's a friend of Rob's, maybe he knows you?

0:25:52 > 0:25:55So why didn't he introduce himself?

0:25:55 > 0:25:57I want to know what's going on, Jimmi.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Rob's worried about you.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04I knew it! He's sent his mate to spy on me.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06I told you he's a total creep!

0:26:06 > 0:26:08He's not, he's your husband and he loves you.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11- He's just looking out for you.- Bull! - Where are you going?

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Can I have a lift, please? Back to my cell.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15And I'm just going to pop to the ladies' first,

0:26:15 > 0:26:18if that's all right with you and the local constabulary!

0:26:21 > 0:26:22Hiya.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Hello again.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26- Can I borrow your pen?- Sure.

0:26:35 > 0:26:36Give me a call some time.

0:26:38 > 0:26:39Great, I will.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41- Bye.- Bye.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49I've got a really brilliant idea.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52- What?- I'm going to buy decorations and I'm going to put them up

0:26:52 > 0:26:54and I'm going to turn the house into a Christmas grotto!

0:26:54 > 0:26:57I quite like it how it is.

0:26:57 > 0:26:58Clare?

0:26:58 > 0:27:01- Can you come into the office? Quick chat?- OK.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04Have you looked at the Wiki site yet?

0:27:04 > 0:27:06No. I've been too busy.

0:27:06 > 0:27:07Yes!

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd