0:00:28 > 0:00:31# You must remember this
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# A kiss is still a kiss
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# A sigh is just a sigh
0:00:39 > 0:00:43# The fundamental things apply
0:00:43 > 0:00:44# As time goes by. #
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Oh, Princess!
0:00:46 > 0:00:48You look beautiful!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53But why are you sat in here on your own?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Everyone is downstairs waiting for you.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Jenny's got the bridesmaids set up like a formula one hair and make-up team.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Tongs at the ready!
0:01:02 > 0:01:06The florist is at the church, Bev is making nibbles,
0:01:06 > 0:01:09and your Uncle Tony has been blowing up balloons for an hour,
0:01:09 > 0:01:12even though nobody asked him to!
0:01:12 > 0:01:17Oh, love, your Dad would be so proud.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Cher? You all right, sweetheart?
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Cher-bear? What's wrong?
0:01:33 > 0:01:36He can't see me like this.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Oh, baby, baby.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Dan, it's Will.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44This is your fourth message
0:01:44 > 0:01:47and I'm still wondering where my best man is!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49We're now an hour and a half behind schedule,
0:01:49 > 0:01:52I can't get hold of Cher and I'm starting to freak out.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Can you just get over here now, please? Thank you.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- I might need to consult with you later.- I'm sorry?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06I'm going to bring forward some of the patient care plan reviews,
0:02:06 > 0:02:08so I might need to consult with you later.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11What's in the box?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14It's for Howard. It's been signed for.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Please, Mrs Marshall, I am trying to help your daughter...
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Then get her an appointment.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42As I tried to explain, this is a drop-in surgery.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45If your daughter will come and wait in the waiting area...
0:02:45 > 0:02:49She can't wait! She's getting married at midday!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52She can at least come to the waiting area.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55She's too distraught. She doesn't want anyone seeing her.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59I'm sorry. We cannot conduct examinations in the ladies' toilets.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Please. This was supposed to be the best day of her life.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Instead, she's crying herself into a frenzy
0:03:06 > 0:03:08because she thinks she's lost everything.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11She needs to see somebody now.
0:03:14 > 0:03:19Perhaps we can squeeze her in next with the duty nurse.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Howard, I was thinking about what you said about...
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- Zara. I didn't hear you knock. - Sorry, I...
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- What's in the box? - Nothing. What can I do for you?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40It doesn't look like nothing. Looks pretty fancy.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- Is it a secret?- It's not a secret. - Then why can't I see?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50It's not a secret, just none of your business
0:03:52 > 0:03:53OK.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Yeah, it's as we thought.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06A nasty outbreak of cold sores.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08I'll take anything you've got.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Pills, cream, lance them if you have to.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15I'm afraid it's not that simple. There is no miracle cure.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18In fact, because it's viral, there's not really anything I can give you.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Wait. I've got a virus as well?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23That's what cold sores are.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27They're lesions caused by the herpes simplex virus.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Don't panic.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30It's a common, contagious virus.
0:04:30 > 0:04:35It can be caused by all sorts of things, including stress.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Which is pretty likely here.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41So you're saying I've got to get married looking like this?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Looking like some dirty scrubber!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Well, no way! I'm not doing it!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48That's not quite what I said.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52But the fact is, the sores are going to be there past noon,
0:04:52 > 0:04:54whether you get married or not.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Where is she?!- Excuse me? - Where is she?- Please, sir...
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Why won't you tell me?! - Will, calm down!- Trish?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- It's not as bad as you think. - I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14I'm going to have to call you back. Get him some water!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- He's having a panic attack! - Oh, my goodness!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21An over-the-counter treatment might help with the itching
0:05:21 > 0:05:25but the sores will clear by themselves in seven to ten days.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27That's the entire honeymoon!
0:05:27 > 0:05:28KNOCK ON DOOR
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Please excuse me. Your assistance is required urgently in reception.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- What's wrong? - A gentleman has fainted.- Sorry.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41No, no, no! That's Will, isn't it? Oh, I knew this would happen!
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Miss Marshall, it is best that you wait here.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46No, I want to see him!
0:05:46 > 0:05:49It is better that we let the nurse attend to him.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52And of course the bride must not see the groom. It is bad luck!
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Bad luck? Hello! How much worse can it get?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00The whole thing is ruined!
0:06:05 > 0:06:06Do not cry.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11We will find a way.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16All right. I know.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19I know.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- How's your nose, love?- Stinging.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52What about your ego?
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Shattered.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58I'm so sorry for causing a fuss. Really, I am.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Better having a wobble here than at the altar.- Don't tempt fate.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Try to relax. Keep the pressure on until the bleeding stops
0:07:04 > 0:07:07and if you need anything I'll be outside, OK?
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Urgh, I am such an idiot!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Hey, she said to relax.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16I thought something terrible had happened.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Not a few silly spots. We shouldn't even be here!
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Well, we are here and you acting up isn't going to help the situation.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- We need to keep cool heads. - Can't you talk to her?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Tell her I'm not worried about how she looks.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- I just want to go. - Don't you think I've tried?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Trish, you don't think she's having...?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Second thoughts? Never.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40She's had her heart set on this, Will.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43But she also wants everything her own way
0:07:43 > 0:07:45and she's stubborn enough to get it.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47The last thing I want is to set you off again,
0:07:47 > 0:07:50but I don't think we're done here yet.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54If you squint, you can see a bit of Russell Brand.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58I'm going to pop out for a while. I should be back by noon.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59I'm just seeing Jack Sparrow.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01I'll be on my phone if anyone needs me.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03No, I've got it. Pocahontas!
0:08:05 > 0:08:06What you laughing at?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Zara's revenge. Best served cold.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Howard isn't bald. - Yes, and now we know why.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14He's been getting secret shipments of super grow!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16- Isn't that that...? - Yes, expensive placebo.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18For people who can't age with dignity.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20I wouldn't be so sure.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Howard looks pretty good for a man of his age.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Makes you wonder what other "herbal enhancements" he's been using.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Eighteen months.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Eighteen months of planning and organising all down the drain.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37You must not think like that.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39A few bumps and jitters are to be expected.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Not to him.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43He expects everything to be perfect.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47The food, the venue, the band. I knew something would let him down.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Turns out it was me.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54The only way you will let him down is if you give up.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Your day has not been lost.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Thanks for staying with me.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Sorry I got mascara on your hanky.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07You hold onto it.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09There will be tears of joy to dry later.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13You don't get it, do you?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15I'm not getting married like this.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18I wouldn't marry Frankenstein looking like this.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21And your nurse won't give me any medication.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25So unless you've got a mask I can borrow, I'm going nowhere.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29That is not such a bad idea.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31What? A mask?!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34I think there is a way we can solve your problem.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38I've got foundation.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Concealer.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46And this lip gloss is designer. Works wonders.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49We have a very good selection.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53- And between the three of us...- Whoa! I've got patients. Count me out.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Oh, well, then... MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Oh, the caterers! I forgot to call them back.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02I'm going to have to take this, love.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Oh, but... I couldn't possibly... - It's all right, Mrs Tembe.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09And don't you worry, Cher. There's enough product here to give you a whole new face.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11But... Nurse Marquez!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Valerie, I'm meeting a consultant this afternoon
0:10:25 > 0:10:28so if anyone calls could you please take some messages?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Of course, Howard. Anything for you.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Because you're worth it.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Dan! Oh, mate, finally! Where have you been?
0:10:56 > 0:11:01No, don't worry about the other messages. I'm at the campus surgery with Cher...
0:11:02 > 0:11:06No, it's nothing major. But I do need you to come and pick me up.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07And you cannot be a minute late.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16How's it looking?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24We are making good progress.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Maybe I should have a mirror?
0:11:26 > 0:11:30No. I do not think we are quite ready for the mirror.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34But do not fret, everything is coming together.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Perhaps a touch more concealer.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Close your eyes. That's it.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Alistair, I'm looking for Zara. Do you know where she is?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00- I think she may have popped out. - I wonder why.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I hope there's not a problem, Howard.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Nothing that can't be resolved between two professionals.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Good to hear. I always say that a working relationship
0:12:09 > 0:12:12is about growing as people.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14And then re-growing.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17And re-growing and re-growing.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Guess who?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- Hermione.- I know.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- OK. Hi.- I'm sorry.- That's... OK.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53I realised I don't know you well enough to do the guess-who thing,
0:12:53 > 0:12:55so I just thought I'd go the whole...
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Actually, do you know, I'm not sorry.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01I wanted to do that and I did and that's that.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05- Do you want a coffee? - Yes. Definitely.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14On a scale of one to ten, how does it look?
0:13:17 > 0:13:20I do not like to score my own work.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Then give me a mirror.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Perhaps I am not quite finished yet.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Oh, my God! What on earth have you done to her?!
0:13:30 > 0:13:32This is a work in progress.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36- You were supposed to be making things better, not worse. - I am doing my best.
0:13:36 > 0:13:41Then your best is only fit for Halloween! She looks like a flipping corpse bride!
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- What?!- The lighting will be more favourable in the church.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Not unless it's pitch black!
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- Someone get me a mirror! - BOTH: No!
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Mum, help me!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Don't worry, we'll get this all off and start again.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Perhaps I had better get back to the reception desk.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Hopefully at a safe distance!
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- A word, Zara. - I didn't hear you knock, Howard.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Enough of your glib comments.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- I think you know what I'm talking about.- It was just a joke, Howard.
0:14:17 > 0:14:22I don't think printing snide leaflets is fitting behaviour for a partner, do you?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25I didn't print them, I just sent the e-mail. It was Al who printed them.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Anyway, why do you of all people need more hair?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31That's none... Actually, I will tell you.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35I'm about the age when my father started to lose his hair.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39I'm sure you've heard of the saying, prevention is better than cure.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43That's a medical saying, it doesn't refer to snake oil.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Really, Howard, I'm surprised at you being taken in by such nonsense.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Nevertheless, I'm disappointed
0:14:48 > 0:14:51that you resorted to using juvenile pranks.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54What if a patient had seen it? Our reputation could've been damaged.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58This has got nothing to do with the reputation of the practice. This is about your ego!
0:14:58 > 0:15:03If you want to have a constructive conversation about anything, my door is always open.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07Until then, may I remind you that this is a professional workplace, not a school playground.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Finally, you get it! Because you have been treating us like children.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13I am a partner, Howard.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17I don't need micro-managing and I don't need gimmicks to make me work harder.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- This is all about yesterday, isn't it?- No, this is about respect.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24And if you won't give it, then you can't complain if you don't get it.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30How is she?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Her mother is applying a few finishing touches.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36I don't mean that, I don't care about the make-up.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38I mean how's she feeling? Is she happy?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40It is an emotional day.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Why can't anybody give me a straight answer?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Do you mind if I sit?
0:15:52 > 0:15:55I don't suppose I was part of the day you had planned.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59I had it mapped out exactly.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02I thought if I planned every last detail, I wouldn't panic.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Got that wrong, didn't I?
0:16:07 > 0:16:09I am not a doctor.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13But perhaps there is more to your panic than the events of today.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17The past couple of months have been difficult.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Things have been different between us.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23The stress of a wedding can do odd things to people.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24It's not just that.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27We haven't been talking.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30I've been working extra hours, coming home late.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Of course, she's convinced there's something more going on.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36And she'd be right.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- You do not have to tell me. - I want to.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44I've been saving for a honeymoon.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46She thinks we're going to Cornwall,
0:16:46 > 0:16:49but I've booked us a place in Mauritius.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Five star, first class, everything just perfect.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53But this is a good thing.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57I know, but I hate keeping secrets from her, even the good ones.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Of course, this makes my anxiety ten times worse.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04But let's face it. Cher is way out of my league.
0:17:04 > 0:17:09If I'm going to bridge that gap, I've got to make everything about today as perfect as her.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Well, I think it is a wonderful gesture.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16And I'm sure it will be worth it in the end.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Thanks.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22You are a very sweet young man.
0:17:22 > 0:17:27And far from being less than anyone, your fiancee is very lucky
0:17:27 > 0:17:31to have found such an honest and thoughtful partner.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35I think you will make a wonderful husband indeed.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39I'm not saying the meds don't work
0:17:39 > 0:17:41and I'm not saying the support group doesn't help.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43But everything is always so long-term,
0:17:43 > 0:17:45always somewhere around the corner.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49- Jam tomorrow, never jam today. - Exactly!
0:17:51 > 0:17:55But anxiety comes on in an instant and it needs an instant solution.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59So I decided to just stop fighting it
0:17:59 > 0:18:01and spontaneously do all the little things
0:18:01 > 0:18:03I spend my life worrying about.
0:18:03 > 0:18:08That way I deal with the consequences rather than obsessing over the possibilities.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11I tried total immersion therapy once. It's a similar idea...
0:18:16 > 0:18:19I'm sorry to interrupt you there
0:18:19 > 0:18:23but I need you to see that this is more than just words for me.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Ever since we sat down I've been anxious about spilling something
0:18:28 > 0:18:30and looking stupid in front of you.
0:18:32 > 0:18:38But worrying about what might happen if I did is so much worse.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40So, this is me.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46It's a good colour on you.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- It's off. It's all off.- Off?!
0:18:55 > 0:18:58I let her see the mirror and she went into meltdown.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02Now, I'm supposed to tell Will to postpone.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06Oh, this is ridiculous! What about the church? The honeymoon?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08She says she doesn't care what it costs.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11She says she only wants to get married if everything is right.
0:19:11 > 0:19:12She won't budge.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15Very well.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18I have asked Mr Griffiths to go for a walk.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Please do not speak to him until I have returned.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24There's no point talking to her. You'll be wasting your breath.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26We will see.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32I'm not a hussy or anything.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36I guess I just feel like you understand where I'm coming from.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41I really connected with your testimony yesterday.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- Thanks. Wasn't easy. - I could tell. You looked so nervous.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48I had to stop myself from jumping up and kissing you right there.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Now, that would have been way more inappropriate, wouldn't it?
0:19:51 > 0:19:55You don't have to worry about inappropriate with me. I know what OCD can do.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Thanks. But just so you know, that kiss was a one-off.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03If you're expecting another, you're going to have to work a little harder.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11You cannot stay in here forever, surviving on chocolate bars.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14There are a lot of people waiting for you.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17I don't care.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Then you have made the right choice.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Excuse me?
0:20:27 > 0:20:29You are not ready.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37A marriage before God is not something to be undertaken trivially.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41- It is a sacred bond for life. - I know.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45If you truly understood, then a few blemishes would not be enough to cause you doubts.
0:20:45 > 0:20:50- What are you trying to say? - Perhaps your concerns run deeper.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52- You don't know anything about it. - Perhaps not.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56But I do understand the pain of entering into marriage with the wrong person.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00This is something you do not want.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Will's not the wrong person.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06And yet you would cancel your day of matrimony without consulting him.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08That is wrong.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12I do love him.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14And I know he loves me.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18It's just, he treats me like one of his old toys.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22All perfect in a box on a shelf.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26But that's not me. I want something real.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33I cannot say if you are right for each other.
0:21:33 > 0:21:39But I do know that you'll only find out if you talk and talk honestly.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41But it's too late.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44It is never too late for that.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46God will wait.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50But how can we talk, we're not supposed to see each other?
0:22:01 > 0:22:04I never thought of scouting this as a potential venue.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07What must they think of us? We're a right pair.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11- Talk about an over-reaction. - You haven't seen me.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13I don't care about a few silly cold sores.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I love you for more than just looks.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20You think I'm so perfect, but I'm not. I'm really not.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23You don't need to be. And neither do I.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26All I know is we're a hell of a lot better together than we are apart.
0:22:28 > 0:22:33- Do you love me?- Of course I do! - Then forget all the other rubbish.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39- What are you worried about?- I don't know. What will people think?
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- What about the wedding pictures? - Are you kidding?!
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Our friends will be so drunk they won't know what colour dress you're wearing!
0:22:46 > 0:22:50If you're worried about the wedding photos then we'll Photoshop them.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54And while you're at it, you can make me taller and get rid of your Uncle Tony altogether!
0:22:56 > 0:22:58And I'll tell you what else.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01To hell with tradition!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08You look beautiful.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11Come here.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15# You must remember this
0:23:15 > 0:23:17# A kiss is still a kiss. #
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- Will you marry me?- OK.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24Then you get your daft self to that church. Right now.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27# The fundamental things apply
0:23:27 > 0:23:31# As time goes by. #
0:23:35 > 0:23:38It's fairly crude, but then office pranks usually are.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42- As long as no patients were involved...- It's insubordination.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45No good will come from taking this further. I suggest you let it go.
0:23:46 > 0:23:51Well, go on then. I bet you're dying to tell me how useless this product is as well.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54No. Far be it from me to criticise the science of old wives.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57- There were testimonials... - Oh, testimonials.
0:23:57 > 0:24:02I'll remember that when I'm selling my age-reversing scones at the county fair!
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Actually, between us, Howard. How expensive was it?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Enough to make your hair fall out.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11Very good
0:24:11 > 0:24:15Thanks for everything you've done for me and Cher. It means a lot.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17You are a gentleman.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19It is nice to know there are still a few left.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Speaking of which, that's probably my best man now.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- How do I look?- You look ready.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Dan, finally, mate, I didn't...
0:24:30 > 0:24:34# The world will always welcome lovers
0:24:34 > 0:24:37# As time goes by. #
0:24:37 > 0:24:39You!
0:24:44 > 0:24:48- I'm so sorry.- If you apologise again I'll punch you in the nose.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50You are the not the one who has to explain anything.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52What are you going to do?
0:24:52 > 0:24:55I don't know. Wasn't really on my itinerary.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59I don't suppose either of you want to go to Mauritius?
0:24:59 > 0:25:03- Perhaps if I was fifteen years younger.- Yeah, and the rest!
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Well, it might mean the end of my panic attacks.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11You lose your best friend and fiance in one day. what's left to panic about?
0:25:29 > 0:25:33If someone had told me a few months ago that I'd be out in public with an interesting,
0:25:33 > 0:25:36attractive man, I'd have thought they were loopier than me.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39I'm glad you've found something that works for you.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40But...
0:25:41 > 0:25:47OCD has a nasty habit to turn a nice idea into something else.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50It's only a thin line between your coping strategy and exhibitionism.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52If I were you, I'd try it slowly.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57- Everything is about control with you, isn't it?- Yes.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Well, I've spent the last five years in a prison of control.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04Never going out, no trips away, no relationships.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06- I need something different. - I just don't want...
0:26:06 > 0:26:10No. This is my way and I'm sticking to it.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13And if a few people think I'm weird, who cares?
0:26:13 > 0:26:16- Everyone thinks I'm weird anyway. - I don't think you're weird.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Then you must have girls running up and kissing you all the time.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22I've got to go.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28- When will I...? - It was nice meeting you again.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39Meet me at The Icon bar on Monday, same time. OK?
0:26:40 > 0:26:42OK. See you.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54This is a really proud day for him.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57It's nothing to me. I barely know the man.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Why would I want to go and see him get some medal?
0:27:01 > 0:27:05- Is that black pudding? - With chicken and chorizo salad.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08I was hoping for a pork pie but I suppose it'll have to do.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09See my friend over there?
0:27:09 > 0:27:12We've just had mad, passionate sex in the toilet.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14With a very happy ending!