La Cosa Nose

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0:00:31 > 0:00:33I believed in Twinkles the magician.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36He was a reasonable price.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40He told me my daughter would get two hours of magic tricks,

0:00:40 > 0:00:42AND a puppet show.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45And then this morning she wakes up excited for her party,

0:00:45 > 0:00:47and he cancels.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Cancels!

0:00:52 > 0:00:56Now I've got 25 children coming to my house,

0:00:56 > 0:00:57and no way to distract them.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00Why do you come to me,

0:01:00 > 0:01:04on this, the day of your daughter's birthday?

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Your agency has all the best acts.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Please, Mr Giggles.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Bob, Bob.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15If you'd have come to me first,

0:01:15 > 0:01:17by now your children would be

0:01:17 > 0:01:23applauding jesters and stilt-walkers.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25But instead...

0:01:25 > 0:01:26Please.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Name your price.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31300.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34That's a bit steep.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37I offer you my hand, and you slap it away.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Yeah, but...

0:01:39 > 0:01:44Even now, the children are getting excited, filling up on sugar.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47All right. I'll pay.

0:01:47 > 0:01:48300.

0:01:48 > 0:01:49Plus travel.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Are you all right, Mum? Only me.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Hello, love. Why aren't you at work? Is everything all right?

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Yeah, just thought I'd come to see you. Fix that tap.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06You don't have to do that, love.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08It's all right, I've got the day off work.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10I don't want you wasting your holiday on me.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12You should be going on holiday with your friends.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Look, I'm here now. So, can I come in?

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Oh, you're too good to me.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20I'm not sure I can do this. My wrist's killing me.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Use the other one.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Last week it was the ankle, now it's your wrist.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Getting knocked is an occupational hazard.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29I think I should see a doctor.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31I can hardly move it.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Michael, you're an employee,

0:02:33 > 0:02:35that's a paid job.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Cry wolf on your own time. Go on!

0:02:42 > 0:02:46And don't forget your balls.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48How am I meant to juggle with one hand?

0:02:48 > 0:02:49You disgust me.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51What do you want from me?!

0:02:51 > 0:02:53You can act like a clown!

0:02:53 > 0:02:56How are you going to lead one day when you're so weak?

0:02:56 > 0:02:57You sicken me.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Now get in that party, like your life depended on it.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03You're a clown, for Grock's sake.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Have some dignity!

0:03:05 > 0:03:06TOOTS HORN

0:03:34 > 0:03:35And clench for me.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Yeah, looks like a possible fracture,

0:03:39 > 0:03:41but you'll need an X-ray to be sure.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45You said you saw Dr Carter a couple of weeks ago?

0:03:45 > 0:03:47I did my shoulder in. He did some blood tests.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Here we go.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54You've got a history of these kinds of injuries.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56I'm always falling over, cracking something.

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Hazard of the job.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59What do you do?

0:03:59 > 0:04:00I'm a clown.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Oh, yeah!

0:04:02 > 0:04:04I used to be freaked out by your sort.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06I saw that Stephen King film as a kid.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Yeah, didn't do us any favours.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09My boss banned us from talking about it.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Good one.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12What?

0:04:12 > 0:04:13You said "it"...

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Doesn't matter.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Your blood tests show some low calcium levels.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Do you find that your joints ache when you're moving?

0:04:25 > 0:04:26Problems with your teeth?

0:04:26 > 0:04:28I've lost two molars this year.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30I don't want to alarm you

0:04:30 > 0:04:31but I'm concerned

0:04:31 > 0:04:34that some of your previous fractures and low calcium levels

0:04:34 > 0:04:36could indicate a more serious condition,

0:04:36 > 0:04:38like osteoporosis.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41What's that? Brittle bones?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Sort of. It's one of the possibilities.- I can't have that.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46I fall down for a living.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48I'd like to check you out just to be sure.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50So I'll send you for a bone density scan.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51No. I don't want to jinx it.

0:04:51 > 0:04:52But you've already got a problem.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Then take back what you said.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56- It doesn't work like that. - Take it back.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Michael, calm down.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06So, how's work? Is that Steve guy still giving you trouble?

0:05:06 > 0:05:08No, no, I spoke to him.

0:05:08 > 0:05:09SHE GASPS

0:05:11 > 0:05:14You seem a bit jumpy today, Mum.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15I'm fine.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18But we speak every day. I can tell when something's up.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Oh, look, I forgot to show you this.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Is that Sergeant Hollins?

0:05:27 > 0:05:32He saved two men in the Churchill riot, all on his own.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34He's put on a bit a weight since I last saw him.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Don't be cheeky! He's just got broad shoulders, that's all.

0:05:39 > 0:05:40He's also married, Mum.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45If you don't calm down, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48I've seen what happens when they know you're weak.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51You end up in a scout hut, teaching kids the dangers of drugs.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52With a hand puppet.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Sit down. Take a breath.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57He'll kill me if he finds out.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Who will?

0:06:00 > 0:06:04If these injuries aren't accidents, you CAN tell me.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07They're my own fault.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09I've been clowning all my life.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12It's in my blood. I can't be ill.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15We don't know what we're dealing with yet, but if you ignore it,

0:06:15 > 0:06:18you could break something serious and never work again.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Better to know your enemy, right?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24All right.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Yeah, I'll do the scan.

0:06:29 > 0:06:30Go for it.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Well, it's an X-ray, we don't do them here.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Oh.- Get yourself down to A&E, and get your wrist looked at.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38I'll book you in for a bone density scan

0:06:38 > 0:06:40and we'll take it from there, OK?

0:06:40 > 0:06:42All right. Thanks.

0:06:42 > 0:06:43BUZZING

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Like I said, it's in my blood.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52TEXT MESSAGE ALERT

0:07:08 > 0:07:09Hey, what's wrong?

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Your stomach?

0:07:12 > 0:07:14I could come around with some soup if you like?

0:07:16 > 0:07:17What are your symptoms?

0:07:19 > 0:07:21No, of course I believe you.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23Hello?

0:07:30 > 0:07:35I will trade you three Fatbusting clinics

0:07:35 > 0:07:38for one Family Planning.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41You'll take his class over my diabetes clinic?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43I made her an offer she couldn't refuse.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45I just had the weirdest patient.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47An accident-prone clown.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49He's not still here, is he?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Um, no, he's gone. But something didn't feel right. He was terrified.

0:07:52 > 0:07:57All right, I'll take your Fit for Life and raise you an STI.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59No, you won't. It's on a Saturday. Forget about it.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Maybe Crusty the Crown just fell off his unicycle?

0:08:03 > 0:08:05I don't think so.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07He had the hallmarks of an abuse victim.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Suspicious bruising, anxiety,

0:08:09 > 0:08:12fear of someone finding out he came looking for help.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Now you mention it, I heard something similar.

0:08:15 > 0:08:20A Punch-and-Judy guy who'd somehow used his truncheon on both kneecaps.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Yeah, very funny.- I'm being serious.

0:08:24 > 0:08:29A few months ago I treated a human cannonball for anxiety.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32He said the competition was getting too dangerous.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Oooh!

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Sounds like someone's trying to muscle in on the kids' party racket.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39You be careful out there, Kevin.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop the bus,

0:08:43 > 0:08:45where's my Fatbusters?

0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Emma?- Yes?

0:08:48 > 0:08:50I know it was you, Emma.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Right, that should do for now, but the pipe is corroded.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58You're going to have to get a plumber out.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01You were always good at fixing things, even when you were little.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03I'm not a plumber, Mum.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05If it's about having a someone in the house,

0:09:05 > 0:09:06I can be here when he comes.

0:09:06 > 0:09:07I'll be fine.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Mum, if that pipe bursts, you'll be flooded, all right?

0:09:10 > 0:09:13I just can't afford it at the minute.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Why not?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Oh, it's my fault.

0:09:17 > 0:09:18What?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20I lost my benefits. My ESA.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23Why didn't you tell me?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25I didn't want to worry you.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27When was this?

0:09:27 > 0:09:30I saw the GP, and he thinks I'm fit to work.

0:09:30 > 0:09:35Yeah, I bet he does. Did you tell him that you're agoraphobic and you hardly leave the house?

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Mum, have you appealed yet?

0:09:39 > 0:09:40I want a word with this doctor.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43They think if you've got a heartbeat, you're all right to work.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47The ignorance of mental illness in this country is staggering.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49I don't want to cause a fuss.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52And you think you're ready to work?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Mum, you're anxious going to the shops.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56If the doctor thinks I should be...

0:09:56 > 0:09:58No, Mum. Look, I'm going to write a letter.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00We're going to get this sorted.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03And you should've told me sooner.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04I thought we didn't keep secrets.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Possible fractured wrist.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Thank you.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14This was a stupid idea.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Someone's going to spot me.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18You play a lot of gigs in A&E, do you?

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Are you joking?

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Distracting sick kids

0:10:21 > 0:10:24is one of our biggest earners.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26I looked at our patient records

0:10:26 > 0:10:29and there are at least a dozen suspicious injuries for entertainers

0:10:29 > 0:10:31in the last couple of years.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35So forgive me, but I don't believe those bruises are from falling down.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Why's this taking so long?

0:10:37 > 0:10:38Who's got you so worried?

0:10:38 > 0:10:39HORN HOOTS

0:10:39 > 0:10:41It's Giggles.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42Giggles?

0:10:42 > 0:10:43He's here! Quick!

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Who are we hiding from?

0:10:49 > 0:10:50My boss.

0:10:50 > 0:10:51A clown?!

0:10:51 > 0:10:53He's a stone-cold gangster.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56He gives entertainers of every stripe a chance,

0:10:56 > 0:10:58books them gigs, money for costumes,

0:10:58 > 0:11:00but then they have to pay off the debt.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03He charges so much interest they never escape.

0:11:03 > 0:11:04Then quit.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Anyone who gets out of line, they get hurt.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10"Break a leg" isn't a showbiz saying to him, it's a management technique.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11Then call the police!

0:11:13 > 0:11:14Hello, Michael.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18This is a private consultation.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Yeah, well, we're consultants too.

0:11:22 > 0:11:27My friend here, he can snap your funny bone...just like that.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30What's so funny?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Sorry. It's just a bit silly, being threatened by a clown.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34What do you mean "silly"?

0:11:34 > 0:11:36How am I silly?

0:11:36 > 0:11:38What?

0:11:38 > 0:11:40You mean silly like a clown?

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Like I amuse you?

0:11:42 > 0:11:43I make you chuckle?

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Tell me, how am I silly?

0:11:46 > 0:11:48I guess you're not.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Ours is a very serious business.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Anyone can fall down.

0:11:53 > 0:11:58You could trip right now, break all those perfect teeth.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00But we do it for a living.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Let's go.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05- He's not leaving until he's been treated.- It's all right. I'll go.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07You touch either one of us, I'll call the police.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08I'm not frightened of you.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Go on. What are you going to tell them?

0:12:10 > 0:12:12A concerned father came to see his son?

0:12:12 > 0:12:13You what?

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Michael's my son.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18And he knows better

0:12:18 > 0:12:21than to talk about the family business with outsiders.

0:12:21 > 0:12:22Is that true?

0:12:22 > 0:12:23Go wait in the car.

0:12:25 > 0:12:26You see,

0:12:26 > 0:12:30laughter is the best medicine, Doc,

0:12:30 > 0:12:32we'll take it from here.

0:12:32 > 0:12:33HORN HOOTS

0:12:39 > 0:12:43And I was reassessed as a matter of urgency.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45You don't think that's a bit forceful?

0:12:45 > 0:12:47No, Mum, it needs to be.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48ENGINE BACKFIRES

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Why have you been so jumpy all day?

0:12:53 > 0:12:56I'm probably edgy cos YOU keep mentioning it.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58What aren't you telling me?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Mum?

0:13:02 > 0:13:05I thought your father might've found us.

0:13:06 > 0:13:07You saw him?

0:13:07 > 0:13:08No. I...

0:13:10 > 0:13:12I got a book delivered that I didn't order.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15You know, one of those Bond novels that he liked.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18And I saw an ad in the paper that made me think of him.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20What did it say?

0:13:20 > 0:13:22It doesn't matter. I was being silly.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Was it like the ad when he found us at Auntie Carol's?

0:13:27 > 0:13:28I'm calling the police.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Louis! Louis, wait! I've already spoken to them.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33When?

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Rob came round yesterday.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37You saw Sergeant Hollins?

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Yes, and I explained everything.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Please put the phone down.

0:13:48 > 0:13:49What're you doing here?

0:13:49 > 0:13:51I'm on house calls.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52You can't be here. Go away.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58Hello.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05- I'm sick!- And I'm a doctor.

0:14:05 > 0:14:06I can't talk. My throat hurts.

0:14:06 > 0:14:07I thought it was your stomach?

0:14:07 > 0:14:09That too.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Sounds serious. Maybe I should take a look.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13I don't want to see you, OK? I'm a terrible person!

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Sorry!

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Look, I get it.

0:14:30 > 0:14:34You're in pain, this doctor filled your head with nonsense.

0:14:34 > 0:14:35I forgive you.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37But you've got to step up now, mate.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40You'll be running the family business one day,

0:14:40 > 0:14:42and you've got to be ready. Do you understand?

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Yeah. It's just... Dr Tyler said...

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Forget about the doctor.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49He won't be causing us any more trouble.

0:14:49 > 0:14:50What did you do?

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Dad?

0:14:52 > 0:14:56- Rise and shine, sunny Jim. It's payday.- Mr Giggles?

0:14:56 > 0:14:58- Doing jobs on the side, eh? - Please, no!

0:14:58 > 0:15:00You should know better.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Do it.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05- Mr Giggles?- Dad, I can't...- No!

0:15:05 > 0:15:07- Do it now.- No!- Do it!

0:15:07 > 0:15:08Please, no!

0:15:08 > 0:15:10No! Please!

0:15:10 > 0:15:11No!

0:15:11 > 0:15:13BALLOONS BURST

0:15:13 > 0:15:15My balloons!

0:15:15 > 0:15:16My balloons!

0:15:16 > 0:15:18This is from him.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21I shouldn't have shown you. You're just going to get more worked up.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22I'm not a child, Mum.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24I have the right to be worried.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Rob thinks...

0:15:26 > 0:15:27He's wrong.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29I want the police in to do a full safety review.

0:15:29 > 0:15:30What more can they do?

0:15:30 > 0:15:33I don't know, Mum. Install an alarm? Replace the locks. I don't know.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35I don't want all that fuss.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37It's called taking precautions.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39I'm fine as I am.

0:15:40 > 0:15:41You're not!

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Look, I think you should get counselling or something.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47You never talk about it!

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Too much time's been wasted talking about the past.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53I don't want to bring it all up again.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57But you hide away from life, and you pretend to me that everything's fine. Why?

0:15:57 > 0:16:00You don't tell me you think he might be back.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01A man who terrorised us!

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Why would you keep that from me?

0:16:05 > 0:16:06Because I don't want you to worry.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09- Of course I'm going to worry! - Well, don't!

0:16:09 > 0:16:12I tried so hard to keep you and your brother safe.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17And I failed Rick, I'm not going to let the same happen to you.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21It's a bit late.

0:16:21 > 0:16:22I was there, remember?

0:16:24 > 0:16:26I shouldn't have brought it all up.

0:16:26 > 0:16:30I want you to forget the past, and just live a normal life.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32How can I forget?

0:16:32 > 0:16:35This? This is for spilling some paint.

0:16:36 > 0:16:37This?

0:16:37 > 0:16:40This is to teach me it's dangerous to run with scissors.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Go on, Mum, show me the burn mark

0:16:42 > 0:16:45where he put a branding iron to you whilst I was watching.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47If you're trying to save me, you're too late!

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Louis, you're hurting me.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Holding out on me, were you?!

0:17:00 > 0:17:01No, I wasn't.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04I should deflate you like one of your balloons!

0:17:04 > 0:17:05- Please, no!- Hit him again!

0:17:05 > 0:17:06No! Please!

0:17:06 > 0:17:08No! Get off him!

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Get out of here. Go!

0:17:11 > 0:17:14- I'm not taking any more. - Calm down, son.- Why should I?

0:17:14 > 0:17:17So you can punch me again?

0:17:17 > 0:17:18You don't care.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19Of course I do.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Do you think I don't feel this too?

0:17:21 > 0:17:24How else am I going to teach you to be strong?

0:17:24 > 0:17:26By making me feel weak?!

0:17:26 > 0:17:28I'm sick of it, I'm sick of the way you treat me.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30That doctor was right.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33I don't have to take this!

0:17:33 > 0:17:34It ends now!

0:17:34 > 0:17:39Listen, anything I did, right, I did it cos I love you.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42No, no, no. You don't know the meaning of the word.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44I don't know the meaning of a lot of words.

0:17:44 > 0:17:48Like osteoporosis. What does that mean?

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Weak? Ungrateful?

0:17:51 > 0:17:52That's not how a dad's supposed to talk.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54What're you going to do about it?

0:17:54 > 0:17:55I'll call the police!

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Oh? So that's your big stand, is it?

0:17:57 > 0:17:59- Yeah.- Ratting out on your own dad?

0:17:59 > 0:18:01- Yeah.- They won't listen.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03- Oh, they'll believe me.- Grow up!

0:18:03 > 0:18:05My mates in blue are not going to believe

0:18:05 > 0:18:08that this old clown is a gangster.

0:18:08 > 0:18:09Shut up.

0:18:09 > 0:18:13- Now you're backing down, like you do with everything else.- Shut up!

0:18:13 > 0:18:16For one second there,

0:18:16 > 0:18:18I was almost proud of you.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21I take no pleasure in this.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25But how else are you going to learn?

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Hey?

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Are you going to sit there all day?

0:18:32 > 0:18:34I don't know. Am I?

0:18:47 > 0:18:49There, you're in.

0:18:49 > 0:18:50Feel satisfied?

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Now leave, please.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Look, I think you're having an attack.

0:18:55 > 0:18:56I just want to help, that's all.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58You can't help. You're as bad as me.

0:19:06 > 0:19:07It's dripping on the carpet.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Yeah, OK, it bothers me, but I can deal with it.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19And I can deal with whatever you're going through too.

0:19:19 > 0:19:20I can't date!

0:19:22 > 0:19:23I don't know what I was thinking.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25- I blame you.- Me?

0:19:25 > 0:19:32Yes, with your face, and your kindness, and your clean nails.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36No! No.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39I'll just ruin this, like I ruin everything else.

0:19:39 > 0:19:40Stupid!

0:19:40 > 0:19:44You're not stupid. We just have a condition.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48If you knew what was going on in my head.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51I don't want to see you any more!

0:20:06 > 0:20:10No! No! No hospital.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13- You can fix me.- Michael?

0:20:13 > 0:20:14Please.

0:20:23 > 0:20:24He wasn't always bad.

0:20:25 > 0:20:30When I was a kid, he used to teach me tricks in the back garden.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Juggling, fire poi.

0:20:34 > 0:20:35We'd be out there for hours.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Maybe he's right. I'm weak.

0:20:40 > 0:20:41He's not, OK?

0:20:41 > 0:20:45The fact is, some people are no good at raising kids.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48I'm not close to my old man.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Does that bother you?

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Sometimes. But he wasn't part of my life. He didn't raise me.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54What right does he have to be called my parent?

0:20:54 > 0:20:55But he's your dad.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57That's just a label.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59You need to earn it, in my book.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Not just having five minutes of fun and walking away.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04You should never make a kid feel scared.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06You're right.

0:21:08 > 0:21:09I'm so angry with him.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15I just want to tear him apart with these hands, but they'd break.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Violence is your dad's game. You're better than that.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Try using your brains instead of brawn.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26I'm sure you can figure out a way of getting out of his control,

0:21:26 > 0:21:27and never going back.

0:21:54 > 0:21:55- You cleaned up.- Yeah.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59I like you, but you won't give us a chance.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01I'm sorry. I want to, but...

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Nope.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Tell me.

0:22:05 > 0:22:06I'm a racist.

0:22:06 > 0:22:07You're not racist!

0:22:07 > 0:22:11No, but I keep having these thoughts,

0:22:11 > 0:22:15and I'm afraid if they come out you'll hate me forever.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17You're not a racist. Just use your technique.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Say it out loud.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21I can't. It's too terrible.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24You're safe here. Just get it out of your system.

0:22:24 > 0:22:25Taffy!

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Is that it? Taffy?

0:22:27 > 0:22:29I know you're Welsh.

0:22:29 > 0:22:30I've heard worse.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35It feels so much better to get that out. Thank you.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38Sheep! You like sheep!

0:22:38 > 0:22:39Yes, I do.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Is that it? Is it all out now?

0:22:41 > 0:22:42I think so.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Can we go for dinner?

0:22:44 > 0:22:45I'd really like that.

0:22:48 > 0:22:49Tom Jones is a...

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Whoa! All the other stuff, fine.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53But you leave Tom alone, OK?

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Are you going somewhere?

0:22:59 > 0:23:00No.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02You are.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04I thought we talked about this.

0:23:04 > 0:23:08You're out, Dad. Retirement begins today.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12You've slipped on one too many banana skins. Damaged his head.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15You said I'd take over the business when I was ready.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Well, I finally learnt my lesson.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21I've got a meeting. We'll talk about this later.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Everyone here appreciates what you've done for them,

0:23:23 > 0:23:25but it's time for a change.

0:23:25 > 0:23:29I think you're right. I've got one too many clowns.

0:23:29 > 0:23:33Look, I promise better working conditions, flexible hours,

0:23:33 > 0:23:35and a 10% drop in commission fees.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40What? You're going to follow him?

0:23:40 > 0:23:41He's weak!

0:23:41 > 0:23:44If I'm so weak, how come I'm standing in your office,

0:23:44 > 0:23:46telling you how it is?

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Don't just stand there. Get him!

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Work with me and there'll be no more intimidation.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Happy workers make more money

0:23:53 > 0:23:56than ones that are scared for their lives.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58- Who wants to spread some happiness? - Yeah!

0:23:58 > 0:23:59I made you all...

0:23:59 > 0:24:02You made us suffer. We're not taking it any more.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04You're nothing without me.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07I got all the contacts!

0:24:08 > 0:24:10You only worked cos of my name!

0:24:10 > 0:24:11It's my name too, Dad.

0:24:11 > 0:24:16And thanks to you, I know everything I need to run the family business.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18You're redundant.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22Get this ungrateful joker out of here!

0:24:30 > 0:24:32This gives me no pleasure.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34But how else are you going to learn?

0:24:58 > 0:25:00Kev!

0:25:00 > 0:25:01Thanks for coming.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03No worries. It was on my way home.

0:25:04 > 0:25:05Everything all right?

0:25:05 > 0:25:08I wanted to say thank you for everything you've done for me.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Your advice was much appreciated.

0:25:15 > 0:25:16I can't accept this.

0:25:16 > 0:25:21Please. Just give it to charity, whatever. You earned it.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24No, I can't. I was just doing my job.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Then I'll do it on your behalf.

0:25:26 > 0:25:30In our line of work, it's always good to know a doctor.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32What? In light entertainment?

0:25:32 > 0:25:33Sure.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35So you've taken over?

0:25:37 > 0:25:39I thought you'd follow your own path.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Clowning is in my blood, remember?

0:25:41 > 0:25:43The acts need me.

0:25:43 > 0:25:48But don't worry, I'll be different from my dad.

0:25:48 > 0:25:49I'll treat people with respect.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52What do they say about good intentions?

0:25:56 > 0:25:57I shouldn't keep you.

0:25:59 > 0:26:00Thanks again,

0:26:00 > 0:26:02I couldn't have done this without you.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55Patrick, as far as we know,

0:26:55 > 0:26:56is the only surviving victim

0:26:56 > 0:27:00of a killer who targeted male sex workers around Birmingham.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03Body parts were identified from one victim, dug up by a farmer.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05- Rob, hello.- Hi.

0:27:06 > 0:27:07Karen's been through a lot of...

0:27:07 > 0:27:10really heavy stuff recently.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Ghost man, in his ghost white van.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16That's it. Lie still for me, mate, OK?