0:00:32 > 0:00:35MUSIC: "Miss Celie's Blues" by Michael Coppola
0:00:57 > 0:01:02# Sister, you've been on my mind
0:01:02 > 0:01:07# Oh, sister, we're two of a kind
0:01:07 > 0:01:10# So, sister I'm keepin' my eyes on... #
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Sid! Sid! I know you're in there!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15I can see you.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21CLOCK TICKS LOUDLY
0:01:32 > 0:01:36SHE COUGHS AND WHEEZES
0:01:43 > 0:01:45It's getting worse.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Don't be silly.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51SHE SIGHS
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Right. Here we are.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56OK.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Ooh.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Oh.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Oh, no.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41# Sufferin' I've been up that lonesome road
0:02:41 > 0:02:44# And I've seen a lot of suns goin' down... #
0:02:44 > 0:02:45KNOCKING
0:02:45 > 0:02:46Enter.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50How do you fancy taking out a gorgeous woman this afternoon?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Oh, is Rachel Riley in town?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Much better, mate.- Better?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56She is hot. Trust me.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- She single?- Yes.- No.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Single and hot - there must be something wrong with her.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- She is a bunny boiler. - She does not boil bunnies.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06She is a sister of a mate of mine who's in town on a course
0:03:06 > 0:03:08and she just needs someone to show her around.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10I would do it, mate, but Mandy's off sick
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- and I've got to work through lunch. - KNOCKING
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Sorry. Mandy's 10:15 and 10:30 are still waiting
0:03:16 > 0:03:19and there's a Hillary Grace on the phone about her blood pressure.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20- Says it's urgent. - Thank you, Valerie.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Will you think about it, please, man?- I'm busy.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Great. Cheers.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Don't you look glamorous!
0:03:33 > 0:03:39Oh, thank you. I've come for Jonesy's repeat prescriptions.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- That's Jonesy Dalmond, isn't it? - That's right.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Jonesy Dalmond. Sounds a bit like a film director, doesn't it?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50"And the Oscar goes to... Jonesy Dalmond!"
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- How's he doing?- Oh, he's just fine.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58I thought he might have got worse, as we hadn't seen you for a while.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00But he's fine, is he?
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Do you want to feel?
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Oh, right.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Fox.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Jonesy took me to Ronnie Scott's in it, to hear Miles Davis -
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- January, 1969.- Miles Davis!
0:04:15 > 0:04:19I wore this fur and not much else under.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23I ended up sandwiched between Peter Sellers and Reggie Kray.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Well, it WAS the Swinging Sixties.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Ho-ho! I meant at the table, in the nightclub.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Oh, right, got you! Did Reggie Kray have a gun?
0:04:34 > 0:04:38I always imagine these East End gangsters to have a gun,
0:04:38 > 0:04:40you know, tucked into their belt.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I'll tell you what he did have.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46SHE LAUGHS
0:04:48 > 0:04:51OK, I'm going to be straight with you. I'm desperate.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54I made a promise to my friend and I don't want to let him down.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- I'm busy.- Really? With what? - What about Kevin? If she's hot...
0:04:57 > 0:05:00She's really clever. She's a physicist.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03I thought she'd appreciate some intelligent conversation
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- and vice versa. And Kevin's busy. - She's a physicist?- Yeah.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Is this Jessica Marlowe?- Yeah.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Oh, I didn't know she was in town. Are you and she..?
0:05:13 > 0:05:17I wish. I can't go there, can I? She's my mate's sister!
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Come on, Al, you're clever and you've got a great sense of humour,
0:05:21 > 0:05:22sometimes.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26You're just really clever. She'll love you.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- And she's really pretty?- Yeah.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- Would you say that she's pretty?- Mum, tell him how fit Jessica Marlowe is.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Incredibly.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Mate!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38WOMAN SINGS
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- What's that?- Sounds like Sid.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43SINGING CONTINUES
0:05:43 > 0:05:46# Blackbird
0:05:46 > 0:05:52# Where somebody waits for me Sugar-sweet, so is he
0:05:52 > 0:05:56# Bye, bye, blackbird
0:05:56 > 0:06:02# No-one here can love or understand me
0:06:03 > 0:06:09# Oh, what hard-luck stories they all hand me
0:06:09 > 0:06:13# So, make my bed Light the light... #
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Oh, I don't know it.- Yes, you do!
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- Go on, Al!- No.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22# I'll be home late tonight
0:06:22 > 0:06:25# Blackbird! #
0:06:25 > 0:06:27SHE WHEEZES
0:06:29 > 0:06:30Sid, you all right?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Come and take a seat. Valerie, will you get some water?
0:06:37 > 0:06:41I'll foot the bill, if you take her for lunch. Drinks included.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- Here we are. - You're all making such a fuss.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47All right.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- Oh, mate, you're a lifesaver. - Could you not call me that?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- What?- We're not mates, we're work colleagues.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55I'm doing this for you because, having been subjected to
0:06:55 > 0:06:58the Von Trapp family singers, I need some intellectual stimulation.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59That is all.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Whatever...mate.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06OK. Are you in any pain?
0:07:06 > 0:07:07No.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09And are you keeping warm enough?
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Cold and damp can really aggravate things at this time of year.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Jonesy and I are as snug as sardines in a tin can.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Sid's a really unusual name for a woman.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23My mother knew I was destined for the stage.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Ah. Well, Sid, you do have a rattle.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29I always did want to play percussion.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Did you always make light of serious matters?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36You've got quite a chest infection.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40- I'll prescribe you some antibiotics. - You're really quite pretty.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Sid, this is serious.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45It's important that you finish the course and keep warm,
0:07:45 > 0:07:47if you're to get well.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50On the way out I'd like you to see Valerie.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Make an appointment to see me in a week's time.- I understand, doctor,
0:07:54 > 0:07:56but I'll be seeing Dr Carter.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Women like us get on so much better with men.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Hmmp!
0:08:03 > 0:08:04As you wish.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07SHE HUMS "BYE, BYE, BLACKBIRD"
0:08:13 > 0:08:17I wonder how she does it, Sid? Being so lively all the time?
0:08:17 > 0:08:21She's going to lend me one of her albums. Get me into jazz.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Charles Minger.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Mingus.
0:08:24 > 0:08:30- Are you into jazz then, Nurse Reid? - No, but my dad was.- Ah.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- How did your consultation with Sid go?- Fine.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37I was just saying to Nurse Reid how wonderful she is, you know,
0:08:37 > 0:08:41considering. She's going to lend me her Charles Mingus album.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Oh. That reminds me, did she make an appointment
0:08:44 > 0:08:48- to see Heston in a week's time? - No. Was she meant to?
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Don't worry, I'll give her a ring.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52You can't. Been cut off. I've been trying all week,
0:08:52 > 0:08:56but what with Jonesy's backlog of repeats. The line's completely dead.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Well, I'll pop in on my break and see what's going on.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Jessica?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Yeah.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Chris described you perfectly.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37If you want someone to go sightseeing or do the museums,
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- you've got the wrong bloke. - I hate sightseeing.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44I was hoping for lunch... a drink and a chat.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Maybe a game of pool...or darts?
0:09:49 > 0:09:50What do you think?
0:09:59 > 0:10:02What would you like me to sing for you now, my darling?
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Some Gershwin! I fancy a bit of Gershwin.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08- The walls.- Jonesy?
0:10:11 > 0:10:12- The walls.- Jonesy?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17The walls.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Yes, Jonesy, what about the walls?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Water. Water.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28It's everywhere. Don't you see it? Can't you see?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31It's coming down the walls.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33We're going to drown. We're going to drown!
0:10:33 > 0:10:34KNOCKING
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Help me!
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Someone help me!
0:10:38 > 0:10:41It's all right, it's all right.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43No! Who are you?!
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- Hello?!- Who are you?!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Sid? It's Dr Reid.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Get away from me. Get away from me!
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Get away from me. Get away from me!
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Hello?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Is everything all right?
0:11:04 > 0:11:05Sid?
0:11:07 > 0:11:11You forgot to make your follow-up appointment with Dr Carter,
0:11:11 > 0:11:13so I've done it for you.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15It is pretty important.
0:11:16 > 0:11:21And Valerie said, could I pick up the album you said you'd lend her?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Said she's really looking forward to listening to it.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27I've only got it on vinyl.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32Sid, it's freezing out here. Do you mind if I wait inside?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36You'll have to come round the back.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37OK.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48I'm sorry I've been doing all the talking,
0:11:48 > 0:11:49you must be incredibly bored.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51I hadn't noticed.
0:11:53 > 0:11:58I'll have the soup to start and the pasta Neapolitan for my main.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02I'll go for the antipasto, but I'd like to remove the olives
0:12:02 > 0:12:05and put them on the side. And I'd like extra Parma ham.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09For main, I'd like the steak, cooked medium, medium rare.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Do you want some chips? Just one pot of chips.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- You'll have another drink, though, yeah?- Yeah, yeah, why not?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18So, one more pint and that is a...
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Tequila... - A Tequila Gold with lemonade.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Booyah.
0:12:24 > 0:12:29So, what first got you interested in theories of biological evolution?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33I don't know. I just think it's obvious. How about you?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Exactly the same thing.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38It supported my theory that sickness is not caused
0:12:38 > 0:12:41by diet, but actually by genetics.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I was very lucky, I got to go travelling.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Somehow, I can't quite imagine you, at 20 years old,
0:12:46 > 0:12:50building English-speaking schools for little orphans.
0:12:50 > 0:12:55In my gap year, I never experienced that innate sense of well-being
0:12:55 > 0:12:59which comes from imposing your culture on the less fortunate.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03No, I was so lucky. I got to go to Nepal, where I encountered the Tharu.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05The Tharu are...
0:13:06 > 0:13:08..the only people in the world immune to malaria.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Yeah.
0:13:11 > 0:13:16I mean, they're 100% immune, but they are seven times less likely to...
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Mmm.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22That's the one thing I regret, not going on a gap year.
0:13:22 > 0:13:27I was so focused on studying. I was a complete nerd.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Would you do it again, travel?
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Yeah, under the right circumstances.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Like research?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Absolutely.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Yeah, that's why I'd do it.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Please excuse the mess. I had to pack most of the records away.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49They're collectors' items, you know.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51MALE VOICE MOANS
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Is that Jonesy?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Eh, yeah.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Do you mind if I see him?
0:13:59 > 0:14:00No.
0:14:09 > 0:14:14Jonesy? Jonesy? Can you hear me?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Jonesy, are you in any pain?
0:14:18 > 0:14:23- All right. Sid, how did this happen? - We were changing the bed.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25- My side!- All right, OK.
0:14:25 > 0:14:30Sid. Sid, I need you to help me get Jonesy somewhere more comfortable.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31Back into bed.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35All right, Jonesy, can you sit up for me?
0:14:36 > 0:14:37That's it. Slowly, now.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- Good man.- I'm fine.- OK.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Jonesy. Jonesy,
0:14:42 > 0:14:46we'll do what the pretty doctor says, shall we, hmm?
0:14:49 > 0:14:54- Oh, I am afraid we ran out of clean sheets.- It's fine, Sid, don't worry.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Let's get him in the chair, shall we?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Yeah. He's quite heavy.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00It's all right. You go that side, Sid.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04All right, Jonesy - after three. One, two, three. Hup!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Good man. OK, just get your breath.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10All right.
0:15:10 > 0:15:15- OK. Easy as you go, OK? - I wish you could talk.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18There you go. Good man. All right?
0:15:18 > 0:15:20I knew they were here somewhere.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Sid, do you ever have any help with Jonesy?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Why would we need help?
0:15:26 > 0:15:27We can manage.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31They don't understand.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32She didn't understand.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34The nurse did understand.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Get out!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Jonesy needs my help.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40I said get out, Marilyn!
0:15:40 > 0:15:41My name's Mary.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44It's only the snuff of money that's brought her round, you know.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Do you really think I care about all of this tat?
0:15:47 > 0:15:48Oh, I'd give it to her, doctor,
0:15:48 > 0:15:52if she spent it on something useful like a facelift or liposuction.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54It's all right, I'm used to it.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57It's better than being bored to death by her incessant crooning.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Crooning? She loves my singing.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02She's a doctor! She's not going to tell you the truth, is she?
0:16:02 > 0:16:04That's not true...
0:16:04 > 0:16:06She's only jealous because she was born talentless.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09The only talented thing about her is her name
0:16:09 > 0:16:10and she doesn't even use it.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Who names their child Marilyn in Letherbridge? It's child abuse!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Child abuse?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18I'll give you child abuse!
0:16:20 > 0:16:21Get out!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Both of you!
0:16:28 > 0:16:30She hasn't always been like this.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34It's ever since I suggested Dad go into a hospice.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36These things are difficult to accept.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39I know, but someone needs to get through to her.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- Maybe if you could just...- No.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43It's their choice.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47If your father wants to spend his final weeks at home...
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Even if they can't cope?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Look at this place. They haven't even got heating.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57Doctor, my dad's only got... what? Weeks left?
0:16:57 > 0:17:01I want him to die in comfort. With dignity.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Maybe they can get some help.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Don't you think I've tried? She got rid of the Macmillan nurse
0:17:06 > 0:17:11because she thought the woman was too accepting of Dad's cancer.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12Please, doctor.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15I mean, would you let your dad live in this filth?
0:17:18 > 0:17:23I mean, yeah, it's their best album, but Wish is totally underrated.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25I completely agree.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28It's just really unfortunate where it falls in the canon.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30- Mmm!- Disintegration - impossible act to follow!
0:17:30 > 0:17:34Exactly! Friday I'm In Love's kinda lightweight,
0:17:34 > 0:17:38but didn't tarnish the album at all in my mind.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Actually, don't tell anyone,
0:17:40 > 0:17:43but that track is a guilty pleasure of mine.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Thursday, I don't care about you. It's Friday and I'm in love. Me too!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50You're not eating?
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Oh, um...
0:17:51 > 0:17:53There's a piece of chicken in it.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Bonus! Do you want me to...
0:17:55 > 0:17:56No, don't say anything.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Why? Are you a vegetarian?
0:18:00 > 0:18:01- No, no.- Thank goodness.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- No, I'm a vegan.- Say what?
0:18:05 > 0:18:07You're a vegan?
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Is that OK?
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Yeah, sure.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Fine.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Sid? Open the door.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Jonesy's in a lot of pain.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21You think I don't know that?
0:18:21 > 0:18:24He's not going to the hospice to end up on a mortuary slab.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Jonesy is sick, Sid.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32He will wet the bed again and you're not strong enough to help him.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34I was out. I went out!
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Give him his dignity, Mum.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40He's going to need stronger and stronger medication,
0:18:40 > 0:18:41and more and more help.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44JONESY WHEEZES
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Sid...
0:18:45 > 0:18:47I...I'm dying.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53You don't know what you're talking about.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56SHE GASPS
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Sid!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Mum, open the door.
0:19:03 > 0:19:04SID COUGHS
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Sid? Sid, are you all right?
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Sid!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12- Sid!- Mum!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14SID WHEEZES
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Sid.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Get me some water.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- Don't panic.- What's wrong with her?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Don't panic. Look at me.
0:19:23 > 0:19:28Will someone please tell me what's wrong with her?
0:19:28 > 0:19:30He's a legend.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34The man is a demi-god. What first got you into him?
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Carrie.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- Christine.- Ah!
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Only for me, those books weren't just about horrors.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43They were about being marginalised. Not fitting in.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46It's the ultimate empowerment of the geek.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48THEY LAUGH
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- Is that why you drink tequila?- Sorry?
0:19:50 > 0:19:54Beer and wine, they have animal by-products in them, haven't they?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Yes. I drink wine, but only if it's vegan.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Salem's Lot or It?
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Oh. Well...
0:20:01 > 0:20:05We're talking vampires versus clowns, aren't we? Clowns win every time.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- Clowns are scary.- Yeah!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09You wearing plastic shoes?
0:20:09 > 0:20:11You are correct, sir.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15You know, the thing I love most about Stephen King...
0:20:15 > 0:20:18How long have you been a vegan?
0:20:18 > 0:20:19Uh, since I was ten.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Hmm. Yeah, I can see you now.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25One minute you're petting Peppa Pig in her pen and the next,
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Mummy's served her up for breakfast.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30No, it was Henrietta the chicken.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Ah! Were you one of those kids who ruined every party they went to
0:20:33 > 0:20:35cos they couldn't eat anything.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37I didn't ruin any parties!
0:20:37 > 0:20:40"Mummy, I can only wear plastic shoes from this day forth!"
0:20:40 > 0:20:45Plastic shoes versus body piercing, underage drinking, drugs, sex,
0:20:45 > 0:20:47to a parent, I was a godsend.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Me too. I never left my bedroom.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52That didn't come out right.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Um, do you want to stay for dessert
0:20:57 > 0:21:00or would you rather come back to my hotel for a coffee?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02- Coffee?- Mmm.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Do vegans drink coffee?
0:21:05 > 0:21:07We don't have to drink coffee, Al.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10I'll get the bill.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16If you don't look after yourself, Sid, this could turn into pneumonia.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Pneumonia?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Jonesy, it's fine.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Marilyn?
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Yes, Dad?
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Take me to St Christopher's.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Don't let her bully you.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30You could die, Sid.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33I don't care. I want to be with you.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36I want to stay with you.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41Why do you have to leave me, Jonesy? I hate you. I hate you!
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Because it's the way it is
0:21:43 > 0:21:46and I don't regret it,
0:21:46 > 0:21:47and you shouldn't regret it.
0:21:49 > 0:21:55Since the day I met you, I've been with you every single day.
0:21:57 > 0:21:58And it's been a delight.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04It's been an honour to have known you, my darling.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07And it's enough.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11It's enough to make me happy.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14Complete.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23What will I do without you?
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Your grandchildren would love to spend more time with you.
0:22:27 > 0:22:28I'd only be in the way.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Just be you, Sid.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34The girl I fell in love with.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39That's all I want. To see you...
0:22:41 > 0:22:48..my strong, beautiful, happy Sid.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Where is she, eh?
0:22:56 > 0:22:57Where is she?
0:23:00 > 0:23:01She's right here.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05That's my girl.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Now, you let Marilyn take care of things,
0:23:08 > 0:23:09so that you can get better, eh?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15That's an order!
0:23:20 > 0:23:22What would you like me to sing?
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Perhaps we should ask our guest.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Oh, um...
0:23:32 > 0:23:34What about Bye Bye Blackbird?
0:23:41 > 0:23:45# Pack up all my cares and woes
0:23:45 > 0:23:50# Here I go, singing low
0:23:50 > 0:23:52# Bye-bye... #
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Do you have black cabs in Letherbridge?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Yeah, I shall hail us one with my very loud whistle.
0:23:57 > 0:23:58THEY LAUGH
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- Oh!- Oh!
0:24:01 > 0:24:05It is a nipping and an eager air. Let's keep you warm.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Thank you.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Oh...
0:24:16 > 0:24:18No. Um...
0:24:19 > 0:24:23I think I've got something stuck in my teeth.
0:24:23 > 0:24:24What?
0:24:24 > 0:24:27I think I've got some steak stuck in my teeth.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Um... I've got some dental floss back at the hotel.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38But you were still going to kiss me, though, weren't you?
0:24:40 > 0:24:43This is all just attention-seeking, isn't it?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Playing the geek,
0:24:47 > 0:24:48nerd chic.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Kissing me.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Just to wait for you to be the outsider,
0:24:53 > 0:24:54so you get in the limelight.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58- I'm sorry?- No, come on, you know,
0:24:58 > 0:25:00won't eat that, can't eat that.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02"I only wear plastic shoes, Mummy."
0:25:02 > 0:25:07Answer me this - if you had to choose between steak or starvation,
0:25:07 > 0:25:10would you really choose starvation?
0:25:10 > 0:25:11I don't think so.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13You are designed to eat meat.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17If you were meant to chew cud like a cow in a field,
0:25:17 > 0:25:20you would have a head full of molars, but you don't,
0:25:20 > 0:25:23you have a very moist mouth
0:25:23 > 0:25:27which has incisors and canines.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Not to mention the harm you're doing to yourself
0:25:30 > 0:25:33by eating vegetarian sausages. Come on!
0:25:33 > 0:25:36That's just cardboard food. It has no nutritional value whatsoever.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Why would you do that?
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Why would you eat something that looks like it's meat?
0:25:41 > 0:25:46I'll tell you why. It's because deep down inside you,
0:25:46 > 0:25:50you know that you need to eat meat, that you want to eat meat.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55You can fake everything about your life, Jessica.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58But you can't fake genetics.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05I've got to go now, Al.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09It's been interesting meeting you.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14MUSIC: "Bye Bye Blackbird"
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Magnificent, Haskey.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23You coward.
0:26:25 > 0:26:30# Bye bye, blackbird
0:26:34 > 0:26:36# Make my bed
0:26:37 > 0:26:39# Light my light
0:26:40 > 0:26:45# I'll arrive late tonight
0:26:46 > 0:26:51# Blackbird
0:26:51 > 0:26:55# Bye bye
0:26:58 > 0:27:04# Bye bye. #
0:27:07 > 0:27:10- I want what's best for our son. - And I don't?
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Aren't you going to turn around? We should be burning some rubber.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Nobody is burning my rubber until I know what's going on.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20I would like to commend Rob's bravery for tackling a dangerous armed suspect.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24It was very irresponsible of you to go off with a vulnerable patient.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Oi! Stop right now! Stop!