Little White Lies

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0:00:38 > 0:00:41- Hi ho, Sleepy. - Hi ho, Dopey.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Are you going in to the library?

0:00:43 > 0:00:47Got to. I'll never get it done otherwise.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Want me to wait for you?

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Are you sure? I've got to wash my hair.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54It's OK, no problem. Do you want a cup of coffee?

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Oh, you are a hero.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Where's Sophie?

0:01:13 > 0:01:14Bathroom.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17What are you doing here?

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Just dropped in on the way back from the airport.

0:01:19 > 0:01:25You should lock that back door at night. You're asking for trouble.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28This from your skiing trip?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Good time had by all, as you can see.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Couple of the lads snuck up on me with my phone.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Paid them back later, mind. In spades.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Who's the girl?

0:01:38 > 0:01:42I couldn't even pronounce her name, let alone remember it.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46She was really up for it though, I tell you.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48What happens off piste stays off piste, right?

0:01:51 > 0:01:53You know what I'm saying?

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Yeah, I know.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Sorry, used the last.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Did you say Sophie's up?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02She's in the shower.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Excellent. Time for a booty call.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Right, so, the bloke in number two is going to be sleeping

0:02:26 > 0:02:28that off for a couple of hours.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Might join him. I'm fed up with today already.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35- How's it going with...? - It's not. It's not going anywhere.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Sorry to hear that.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39I'm better off working - keeping busy.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Which is why I've taken this graveyard shift.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42Yeah, never known it to be so quiet.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45No, me neither.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49We could do with something to get our teeth into.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Plane crash?

0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Something a bit more low key, maybe. - Paperwork, then.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57You're joking? I'm drowning in it. And on a Sunday. Unwritten rule.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59No paperwork on a Sunday.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01So, what, you just going to bail drunks all day

0:03:01 > 0:03:03and wait for the phone to go with a big shout?

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Tell you what I do fancy...

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Do I really want to know?

0:03:06 > 0:03:08A bacon sandwich. Smothered in ketchup.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Extra cholesterol.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12The caff over the road does a good one.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14I'll take a break in a bit.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Really? Nice one. I owe you.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22What are you doing here?

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Missed you too.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26You said you were going straight to yours.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Couldn't bear another hour apart.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Got here at eight but I didn't want to wake you.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35I know how much you need your beauty sleep.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37So, how did it all go? Tell me the goss.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Oh, you know.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Was it wild?

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Not really.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Liar. Bet you were out with the lads every night.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49The skiing was great.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50And the girls?

0:03:50 > 0:03:53What girls?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55There's nothing you want to tell me?

0:03:55 > 0:04:00Cross my heart. That whole apres-ski thing really isn't my bag, you know that.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03I was working in the evenings. That's why I took the laptop.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Actually, it's been a long week.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Rather lonely.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Well, you're going to have to stay lonely a bit longer.

0:04:13 > 0:04:18- Oh, come on!- Luke, I have to go in to the library, remember?- No.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20I told you. I've got my term essay to finish.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Are you done with my laptop now, by the way?

0:04:23 > 0:04:27I've still got to sort out the last few documents for the trial tomorrow. It's really important.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31They have to be in first thing. After that it's all yours, I swear.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Oh, OK. Don't worry.

0:04:34 > 0:04:39By the way, you do know it's Sunday? Day of rest.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40For you employed people, perhaps.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44But we students work round the clock.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45Luke, no!

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Luke, I have to go. - You could go in later.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- KNOCK AT DOOR - Soph! I'm heading off in a sec.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55- Coming!- No, she's not! What are you doing?

0:04:57 > 0:04:59I still have a ton to do.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00I haven't seen you in days!

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Luke, I have to get this done. It's part of my grade.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08I'll come back at lunchtime?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Luke?

0:05:13 > 0:05:14I'm sorry.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19OK. But you can make it up to me later.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31- Would this be considered sacrilegious?- It's fine.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33- What are you wearing? - Birthday suit.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35To church, Daniel.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38I dunno - jeans, shirt, whatever.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40- Er, I don't think so. - Oh. Do we really...

0:05:40 > 0:05:43It's essential we make the right impression.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45It's a day of rest, Zara.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Not grey. It's not a funeral. What do you think?

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Look, her and her mates are all into you.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59I can't believe you're not interested.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01They're just not my type.

0:06:01 > 0:06:05Oh, what is your type? Let me guess - brunette, big...?

0:06:08 > 0:06:09What?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Do you really need me to say it?

0:06:14 > 0:06:17- Zak, I really like you, but... - PHONE RINGS

0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Hi. - 'I told you I needed the laptop.'

0:06:20 > 0:06:24- I know.- I have to have that stuff in for tomorrow or I'm in such deep...

0:06:24 > 0:06:26I haven't got it.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28But I left it right here in the kitchen.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Oh, no way

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Luke?...Luke?

0:06:38 > 0:06:39What was that all about?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Sometimes he's such a...

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Soph?

0:06:46 > 0:06:50The first thing you need to do, sir, is calm down.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53'I need to take these details before...'

0:06:53 > 0:06:56I've been through all this already. That's why they put me through to you.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00If you want to report this crime, then you need to listen.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01No, you listen.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04While you're faffing about taking down my vital statistics yet again,

0:07:04 > 0:07:09some unemployed, druggy waster is trading my laptop in for a few grams of...

0:07:09 > 0:07:10This is a waste of time.

0:07:10 > 0:07:16You dossing around on your backside, drinking tea is a waste of time.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18I want you out on the streets now, catching him.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21I will as soon as you stop talking to me like I'm...

0:07:21 > 0:07:24OK, let's cut to the chase here.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Do you know who my father is?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32On reflection, I think you were right.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34We are going to church, we want to fit in.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37- I just want this to go right. - Of course you do.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41Which is why I was thinking that maybe you should wear a hat.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Really? I hadn't even thought...

0:07:44 > 0:07:46I don't think I've got anything that would...

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Daniel! This isn't a game. - I was kidding.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52I'm glad that you find our son's education a laughing matter!

0:07:52 > 0:07:54- I was just... - Being an idiot. I know.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Sorry.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- Did you get the big shout?- Yeah. - Bank job?

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Nearly. Theft of a laptop from a student house.

0:08:05 > 0:08:06Oh. How come you're...?

0:08:06 > 0:08:10- Apparently the victim's dad is a bigwig DCI in the Met.- Right.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Won't be long. - What about this?- Enjoy.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Right. Name the ten disciples.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23Easy - Matthew, Mark, Luke... I thought there were twelve.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27This is hopeless. All right, the Ten Commandments.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Thou shalt not steal.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33One.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Thou shalt not lie.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37That's ridiculous. It's an essential part of everyday life.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's school?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Daniel!

0:08:42 > 0:08:44- This is pointless. - No, it is not.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48We'll be shown up immediately if we don't even know the basics.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51- And then that's it, for ever. - And ever, amen.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53How about you, Joe, can you say amen?

0:08:53 > 0:08:57- A-men.- Of course. You've got to be able to say amen.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Joe. Like this. A-men.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Amen.- Amen.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Maybe this is pointless.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Great. Can I take my suit off then?

0:09:07 > 0:09:10No. I didn't say we weren't going. We've got no choice.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14But our best course of action is to keep our mouths shut as much as possible.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Turn up, look pious, then scarper?

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Exactly. The less we give away, the better.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21I hate this. I feel like a total hypocrite.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Get your coat. We are going now.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29I take it this one's Sophie.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Yes.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33And just to confirm, she does live here?

0:09:33 > 0:09:37Can you give me the names of the people she shares with?

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Does it matter?

0:09:39 > 0:09:40Well, yeah.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Lucy Martins and Zak...

0:09:45 > 0:09:47..er, Wilton? I think.

0:09:47 > 0:09:52OK. Does anyone else have a key or access to the property?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Repetition is a big part of police training, isn't it?

0:09:56 > 0:09:59I prefer to call it thoroughness.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02I will need to chat to the others in case they saw anything.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Zak and Soph are at college. Lucy's been away all week.

0:10:05 > 0:10:10Can we get this moving? I need that laptop back, like, now.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Anything else missing?

0:10:12 > 0:10:16You know what? I'm a bit busy to do your job for you.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19What is your problem?

0:10:19 > 0:10:23Which bit didn't you understand? My laptop has been stolen.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27I know Letherbridge is a tiny, backward hole,

0:10:27 > 0:10:30so I'm not expecting the cutting edge of law enforcement to

0:10:30 > 0:10:34spring into action, but you could at least pretend to do

0:10:34 > 0:10:37something, instead of asking me more stupid questions.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41It's true, we don't have the resources of the Met

0:10:41 > 0:10:44but I'll do my job properly, don't worry about that.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45I am worried.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49I could lose my job if I don't get it back.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51You'll need this crime number for your insurance.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55- Are you done?- Nope.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03CHURCH BELLS PEAL

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Ready?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09OK. Let's get this over with.

0:11:51 > 0:11:52I'll be in contact.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Excuse me if I don't hold my breath.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59I'm curious.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Do you have this attitude with everyone, or is it just the police?

0:12:02 > 0:12:05You can't talk to me like that.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Daddy's little boy got a point to prove?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10I'm a victim of crime here, remember?

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Maybe I should ring your DCI and have a chat.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Be my guest but she's not the chatty type.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21I deserve some respect and sympathy here.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25That's a two-way street, son. It's a two-way street.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48- Good morning.- Good morning.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52I am sure you are familiar with the Communion service.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Thank you.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Hello! Welcome to Saint Bernadette's!

0:12:57 > 0:13:00It's lovely to see a new family all together.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03- We're delighted to be here. - Very excited.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06And I believe you'd like to go to Heathdean Primary.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08He does. We've heard such good things about it.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10- It is a very good school.- Yes.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Can I just ask, has Joe been christened?

0:13:14 > 0:13:20Ah...well, the thing is that we always intended to, but, erm...

0:13:21 > 0:13:24..life just seems to get in the way, doesn't it?

0:13:24 > 0:13:26There are so many...

0:13:26 > 0:13:30The truth is, as a family, we've been through a bit of crisis.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35We've had our faith tested many times since Joe arrived.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38We actually nearly lost him recently.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42I don't need to tell you what that kind of experience can do to one inside.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45You start to question everything.

0:13:45 > 0:13:46Of course.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50It's not an excuse, but we've just had a very testing time.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53The good news is that we feel that we're through that

0:13:53 > 0:13:55and we're ready for the next step.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00We've done a lot of soul-searching and...we definitely feel stronger,

0:14:00 > 0:14:04individually, spiritually and as a family.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06I'm really pleased for you. All of you.

0:14:06 > 0:14:11It's obviously been a tough time, but...you're here now!

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Come and join our family. I'll introduce you.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21CHURCH BELLS RING

0:14:25 > 0:14:29Yeah, just got here. Do me a favour, run me a check on Luke Cotterall.

0:14:29 > 0:14:33- 'Cotterall from the Met's kid?' - Yeah, that Cotterall.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45I'm sorry, OK?

0:14:46 > 0:14:48I don't want to make things awkward between us.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52And I don't want to ruin this friendship.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56You know how I feel about you?

0:14:57 > 0:14:58You must do.

0:15:01 > 0:15:02Soph?

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Zak, I can't do this.

0:15:10 > 0:15:15Very smooth. First my laptop, then my girlfriend.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Thanks for your help.

0:15:36 > 0:15:41So was this sad attempt at blackmailing me just spur of the moment,

0:15:41 > 0:15:43or have you been waiting ages for your chance?

0:15:48 > 0:15:52You know what? Go ahead.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Show Sophie the video.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55You think I care?

0:15:55 > 0:15:57You obviously don't care about her.

0:15:57 > 0:16:01You've screwed up, mate. She'll forgive me.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03I can talk my way out of it.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05But you might find it a bit harder with the police.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07I think they normally want proof.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13I need that laptop back. It's got work stuff on it.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Important stuff. - Haven't you got bigger worries?

0:16:16 > 0:16:20I mean, whoever has got it can do what they want with that video.

0:16:20 > 0:16:24- Upload it. Could go viral at any time.- Is that a threat?

0:16:24 > 0:16:28If it were me, I'd tell Sophie the truth before she sees it for herself...

0:16:28 > 0:16:30- online.- You're making a big mistake.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Hi. What are you doing here?

0:16:33 > 0:16:37Just thought I'd walk you back...for lunch.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Oh. Everything OK?

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Let's go.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43- I just bought a...- Leave it. Come on.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Joe, do you want to come and see our play space?

0:16:57 > 0:16:58He's fine, thank you.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01- There's lots of toys to play with. - I think he'd like that.

0:17:01 > 0:17:02Come on.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05Come on, let's go outside, he'll be fine.

0:17:08 > 0:17:09Thank you.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Sorry...sorry.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32HE SIGHS

0:17:43 > 0:17:46# All things bright and beautiful

0:17:46 > 0:17:51# All creatures great and small

0:17:51 > 0:17:55# All things wise and wonderful

0:17:55 > 0:18:00# The Lord God made them all

0:18:00 > 0:18:04# Each little flower that opens

0:18:04 > 0:18:08# Each little bird that sings

0:18:08 > 0:18:13# He made their glowing colours

0:18:13 > 0:18:17# He made their tiny wings

0:18:18 > 0:18:22# All things bright and beautiful

0:18:22 > 0:18:26# All creatures great and small... #

0:18:29 > 0:18:33- Luke, Luke! What is going on? - Zak took the laptop.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35What?! Why?

0:18:35 > 0:18:39Because he's a sad, jealous little git who wants to screw things up for me.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41I'm lost here, you need to explain.

0:18:41 > 0:18:45- He fancies you! Is that clear enough?- Yeah, but why...?

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Ah, I don't have time for this. Must be in his room.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Luke, Luke...

0:18:52 > 0:18:56Luke, you can't just walk in here and... Stop it! Zak wouldn't do this!

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Oh, you know him that well, do you?

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Luke, please just stop it. Stop!

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Maybe you two know each other better than I think, hm?

0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Got something to tell me? - Like what?

0:19:06 > 0:19:11- I saw you before...holding hands. - It was nothing, we're just friends.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14- Got a bit closer while I was away then, hm?- Nothing happened!

0:19:14 > 0:19:17- Oh, so this has been going on longer then?- Luke, I swear...

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Actually, you know what? I really don't care right now.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23My job is on the line here. Do you get it?

0:19:26 > 0:19:27PHONE RINGS

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Argh!

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Hello?

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Hi.

0:19:33 > 0:19:34Yes, yes, it's all done.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Legal documents, summary report.

0:19:40 > 0:19:41Today?

0:19:42 > 0:19:43When exactly?

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Yeah, of course.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49No problem.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Yeah, will do.

0:19:51 > 0:19:52Bye.

0:19:55 > 0:19:56DOOR OPENS

0:20:03 > 0:20:06- Where is it? - Where's Sophie?

0:20:06 > 0:20:09- Upstairs in her room, crying. Happy? - You told her?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Yeah. Now hand it over.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13- Soph?- What are you doing?

0:20:13 > 0:20:16- You're lying.- I'm not going to ask again!

0:20:16 > 0:20:17Stop it!

0:20:19 > 0:20:21One of you two better tell me what's going on.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23KNOCKING AT THE DOOR

0:20:24 > 0:20:25Oh!

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Hello, can I come in?

0:20:29 > 0:20:30Thank you.

0:20:33 > 0:20:34You must be Sophie.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Whoa, whoa, whoa!

0:20:36 > 0:20:38No, no, no, no! Stay there.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Do not waste any more of my time.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Right.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48You'll be pleased to hear that I have exceeded all your wildest dreams,

0:20:48 > 0:20:50and managed to recover your laptop.

0:20:53 > 0:20:57No, please, stop, stop, you'll drown me in gratitude.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Are you going to arrest him then?

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Zak? What's going on?

0:21:01 > 0:21:03- Ask him. - Shut your mouth!

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Just tell her...now. Before I do.

0:21:05 > 0:21:06Luke?

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Tell her!

0:21:08 > 0:21:12It's like I told you, he nicked the laptop to blackmail me into dumping you.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15- He's pathetic.- Oi! Both of you!

0:21:18 > 0:21:20See what he's really like now?

0:21:20 > 0:21:23You're both under arrest...you for theft and you for assult.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25You don't have to say anything but it may harm your defence

0:21:25 > 0:21:29if you don't mention, when questioned, something you later rely on in court.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Anything you do say may be given in evidence.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33- You can't do that! - I just did!

0:21:33 > 0:21:35But he hasn't done anything!

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Come on, move it...before I cuff you!

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Call my dad!

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Thank you. I will see you next week.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Did you enjoy the service?

0:21:50 > 0:21:52- Oh, yes. Lovely.- Lovely.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55It's really nice to hear some new voices in the congregation.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57- Especially such a rich baritone.- Oh!

0:21:57 > 0:22:00- So, can we look forward to seeing you and Joe next week then? - Absolutely.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Would you like to join us for some tea?

0:22:02 > 0:22:05That's such a lovely offer but I'm afraid we are late.

0:22:05 > 0:22:06Maybe next time.

0:22:06 > 0:22:10- Of course. That would be lovely. See you!- Thanks!

0:22:10 > 0:22:13So. How did you find it?

0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Fine.- I love a good hymn.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18So you just came for a singsong?

0:22:18 > 0:22:20- No!- Absolutely not.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23I truly believe that a hymn should come from the heart.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27I agree. And that's why I'm so glad we came.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31We'd really like to try to reconnect with something...deeper.

0:22:31 > 0:22:32Yeah, more meaningful.

0:22:33 > 0:22:38I see. So, this feeling...when did it come upon you?

0:22:39 > 0:22:43It's hard to say when we realised exactly, life is so hectic.

0:22:43 > 0:22:47I think just gradually we sensed that something was missing.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Maybe it's something to do with being a parent,

0:22:49 > 0:22:52realising that we have responsibilities bigger than ourselves?

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- Yeah, you start to question everything.- And look for answers.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58We've had a great time. And so has Joe.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Talking of which, I'd better go and get him.

0:23:00 > 0:23:01See you tomorrow. God bless.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09All I'm saying is he doesn't deserve Sophie.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11What? And you do...stealing and blackmail?

0:23:11 > 0:23:15I'd never hurt her. I was just trying to get her away from him.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Yeah, and running straight into your arms?

0:23:17 > 0:23:19It's not that simple.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23I really...really like her.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30Anyway, doesn't matter now, does it? Luke's right, I've got no chance.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Never say never.

0:23:35 > 0:23:36So that's it?

0:23:37 > 0:23:38I can go?

0:23:38 > 0:23:41Yeah, no charges. You're free to go.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45I just wish she could see what he's really like.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48Maybe she will. Good luck.

0:23:56 > 0:23:57SIRENS WAIL

0:24:02 > 0:24:05So, we'll leave it there then. Less paperwork all round.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08That'd be great, thanks very much. Good luck, John.

0:24:08 > 0:24:09Just, erm...

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Ooh!

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Do I feel an apology coming on?

0:24:16 > 0:24:19- No.- What a surprise.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21But I do want my laptop back.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24You do want your laptop back...

0:24:26 > 0:24:29- Please.- There you go, wasn't that hard, was it?

0:24:29 > 0:24:33Now, I'd love to oblige but it turns out it was never your property in the first place.

0:24:33 > 0:24:37But don't worry about that because maintaining the high standards of local policing

0:24:37 > 0:24:41I have made certain that it's returned to its rightful owner.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44But don't thank me.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Save your breath.

0:24:48 > 0:24:49I think you're going to need it.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05All in a day's work.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09SHE SIGHS

0:25:09 > 0:25:12- I'm sorry, OK? - For what?

0:25:12 > 0:25:16That! How do people sit through that ridiculous charade every Sunday?

0:25:16 > 0:25:17It's not that bad.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20It's OK for you, you were Oscar material.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22It's just church, Zara.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25I just can't sit there and swallow all that mumbo jumbo,

0:25:25 > 0:25:27and as for having it spoon-fed to Joe...

0:25:27 > 0:25:31Bit of a singsong, smiling, shake a few hands. No big deal.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35- Anyway, you said it was worth the compromise, remember? - Yes, OK.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38I actually quite enjoyed it.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40- What?!- Especially the hymns.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44What? I'm not ashamed. Roll on next Sunday.

0:25:44 > 0:25:45JOE: Yeah!

0:25:47 > 0:25:49JOE LAUGHS

0:25:59 > 0:26:02Tell whoever it is you need to tell and leave me

0:26:02 > 0:26:04to my own personal hell.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07This is a doctors' surgery and I have other patients waiting.

0:26:07 > 0:26:08OK, I'll just cut to the chase then.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Lucy has something of mine that I want back.

0:26:10 > 0:26:15My chair, my rules. All you have to do is lie back and relax.

0:26:15 > 0:26:16Relax?

0:26:16 > 0:26:17Yes! Yeah.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Mrs Callow says she'll have what you're having.