0:00:30 > 0:00:32Somebody shoot me.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Just shoot me now.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49It's...it's Al. I can't come in to work today.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Al Haskey.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55I'm not mumbling!
0:00:55 > 0:00:58This is what someone sounds like who's in excruciating pain.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Someone who hasn't eaten or slept all weekend.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02And someone who certainly cannot see their patients.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05So just tell whoever you need to tell and leave me
0:01:05 > 0:01:07to my own personal hell.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13PHONE RINGS AND VIBRATES
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Thank you.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Who's next?
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Mr Vincent.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Please go through.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Who's after that?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Hurry up, Lucy. Doctor hasn't got all day.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54So, what brings the both of you here today?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57I was just wondering the same thing.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59You're not ill, are you?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Anything but.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04In fact, I'm feeling good for the first time in ages.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Well, then, there are plenty of other places I could be.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- You really have no idea, do you? - I certainly don't.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Lucy and I have been separated now... How long exactly is it, Lucy?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18I'm sure you've been counting the days with delight.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- I don't know. What, a year, maybe? - 14 months, to be precise.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23And three days.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25So I think it's time we sorted a few things out, don't you?
0:02:25 > 0:02:29Look, I'm all for sorting things out, but this is a doctor's surgery
0:02:29 > 0:02:31and I have other patients waiting.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33OK, I'll just cut to the chase then.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Lucy has something of mine that I want back.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38But I gave you everything that was on your list.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39We agreed...
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Like I said, I'm a doctor, and it sounds like it's a lawyer you need.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44So if there's no other medical reason...
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Ah, no, no, but there IS, there is a medical reason.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50I want my kidney back.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57KNOCKING ON DOOR
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Come in.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Um...
0:03:00 > 0:03:04I need to talk to you about something very, very important.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06I'm listening.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Um...
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Dr Haskey's phoned in sick.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Ah. Erm, Dr Haskey. I see.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17We'll need to re-allocate his patients.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Already did.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22And I phoned the blood pressure rep who was coming to see him today
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- to rearrange.- Ah, well, very good. Thank you.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Thanks for letting me know.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Is there something else, Valerie?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Yes.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Well, no.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38I can see you're busy, but...
0:03:38 > 0:03:41I would like to have a word, at some point.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Any time. Any time will do.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48How about two o'clock?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Today?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Yes, Valerie. Two o'clock today.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01You've got to laugh, haven't you?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04A couple who were once, literally, a perfect match.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06And look at us now!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08I'd have done anything for you, Lucy. Anything.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10And you threw it all back in my face!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Are you OK?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Evan, you've said your piece. Sit down, let Lucy talk.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Oh, absolutely. Absolutely.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Go on, then. Justify yourself.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26- I...- Hmm?
0:04:28 > 0:04:29I can't do this.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Lucy, hold on!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Truth hurts.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36This is a wind-up, right? You want to get back at her
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- so you pick the one thing you know...- It's not a wind-up.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Then what is it? Because you can't really believe
0:04:41 > 0:04:43you'll ever get a donated kidney back?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46I just want what's mine. What's so terrible about that?
0:04:46 > 0:04:47But you can't...
0:04:47 > 0:04:49I've done the research.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51OK, there's no legal precedent,
0:04:51 > 0:04:53but there's a first time for everything.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56I gave it, and I can take it away.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Evan, come on.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01I'm prepared to do whatever it takes.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I knew you'd try to wriggle out of it.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Hey, no part of me is wriggling.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Even if I wanted to open my mouth, I couldn't.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Nothing touches this pain.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Derrick's used to all that,
0:05:15 > 0:05:18there's nothing in there he hasn't seen before.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Anyway, he's been doing my teeth for years.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22In fact, he's one of us. He reminds me of you.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- Is that supposed to be reassuring? - PHONE BEEPS
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Talk of the devil. Hey, Derrick.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Jimmi. Just thought I'd check to see if your scaredy-cat mate
0:05:32 > 0:05:33is still on for this morning.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35'I've booked him a double appointment.'
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Yeah, we'll be there. We're just leaving.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39'He's there, is he? Put him on.'
0:05:39 > 0:05:44I'll give him the Derrick Dwyer Dental Virgin pep talk.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47He wants a word.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Hello?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54'Good morning.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57'Just so you know, you are about to entrust your teeth
0:05:57 > 0:06:00'to the safest, most experienced hands in Letherbridge.'
0:06:01 > 0:06:03My chair, my rules.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06All you have to do is lie back and relax.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Relax?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10'Don't worry, I'll be gentle.'
0:06:10 > 0:06:13I probably won't even need the hammer and chisel. Ha!
0:06:13 > 0:06:16No, no. I'll probably sterilise them anyway.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18'Yeah. Well, see you soon.'
0:06:18 > 0:06:21See, I told you there's nothing... Oi, oi!
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Fresh meat.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27OK. Let's start again
0:06:27 > 0:06:29No need. I've taken up enough of your valuable time.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32I just wanted to keep you in the loop cos when it goes to court...
0:06:32 > 0:06:34It's not going to court!
0:06:36 > 0:06:37When it goes to court,
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I'll expect you to act as an expert witness for me.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Whoa, hold on a minute.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45So you remember how weak and ill Lucy was when she was on dialysis?
0:06:46 > 0:06:49She could hardly lift her head from the pillow some days.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51I had to spoon-feed her. Carry her to the loo.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Yes, I remember.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Then just tell the court that.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57I'm not asking you to lie.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Then tell them how wonderful it was when I tested as a perfect match.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Against all the odds.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Job done.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Evan, I can't do that.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Yes, you can. You mean you don't want to.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Even if I did want to, I can't.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15I'm Lucy's GP as well, remember?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17It'd be a conflict of interests.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Well, it's not like I expected an easy ride.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Look, I know it can't be easy for you, with everything
0:07:28 > 0:07:30that you and Lucy have been through together...
0:07:30 > 0:07:32What can't?
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Seeing her with another man.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36With Wesley.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41But all this, it...
0:07:41 > 0:07:42just isn't the way.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Once you get through this and move on,
0:07:46 > 0:07:48you'll realise there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Is that what you think this is all about? You think I'm jealous?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53- You telling me it's not? - You let Wesley have her
0:07:53 > 0:07:56back the way she used to be! See how long he hangs around then!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58You're obviously finding it difficult to let her go.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01I should have known you'd be on her side.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04I'll take care of it myself.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Evan...
0:08:09 > 0:08:13I am the reflection of reception perfection.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16I always give 110%.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18No...
0:08:19 > 0:08:22150%!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Yeah, that's good.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26So, what do you bring to the table?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Oh, bang for your buck!
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Bounce-back-ability. Is that even a word?
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Locked and loaded. Yeah, that's good. That's so good.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Yes!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Balls in the air. Yes! Yes!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44I've got the sausage and the sizzle.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Yes! Yes!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Are you all right, Valerie?
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Only Mrs Callow says she'll have what you're having.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02- Fine, we'll take it with us. - But...
0:09:02 > 0:09:04No buts! We're not wasting any more time!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06We're cutting it fine as it is. It's a dentist's chair,
0:09:06 > 0:09:09not an electric chair! I can't believe you're making me do this.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Al!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Let's do this.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Hi, is that Abbott and Bridge?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Can you put me through to your top compensation lawyer, please?
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Take a seat.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47This place smells weird.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Sorry, it's his first time.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56You need to relax, mate. Take some deep breaths or something.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Feel the fear and face it.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00I've been doing that a lot recently. It's really inspirational.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Can you just spare me the self-help twaddle?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05That's more like it.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Oh, what time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Tooth hurty.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Seriously?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Get it? Tooth hurty?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Where does the dentist get his petrol from?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23The filling station! Filling station!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27No drilling is more painful than this.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Glad you could join us, Dr Haskey.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33We're ten minutes late, so let's not waste any more time. Chipity-chop.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Now....
0:11:05 > 0:11:09It makes my job much easier if I could actually see some teeth.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Wider. Come on, man.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12Haven't got all day.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Ah, ah, ah.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18Upper left. Six, extraction.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Abrasion. Attrition.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Oh, and a touch of gum disease.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28A proper Aladdin's cave of wonders.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32It's not good. But I've seen worse.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- You're obviously a stranger to dental floss.- Ah.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Yes, well, maybe ease up on the sweets and cakes
0:11:39 > 0:11:42and sugary drinks a bit, eh?
0:11:42 > 0:11:43And smoking.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- Got to be some willpower in there somewhere.- No.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Keep still, man. Never seen such a flappy tongue.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Like a dying trout in a sea of saliva!
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Ca ah ha a genera anarghestic?
0:12:00 > 0:12:01What's that?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Can I have a general anaesthetic?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Ha! Don't be ridiculous, man!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Why use a sledgehammer to crack a nut?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11You must know the potential complications
0:12:11 > 0:12:13for a man of your size.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Trust me, it's much better this way.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19PANICKED GASPING
0:12:19 > 0:12:21That one was a no-show.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Isn't that the second time?
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Mr Vincent! - Can someone help me, please? Please!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Evan, what's up?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32I feel so weak. I can hardly walk.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36I have a terrible pain in my back. Constant nausea.
0:12:36 > 0:12:37A metallic taste in my mouth.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Swollen limbs? Little bit of dribble when you pee?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42All the symptoms of...
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- I know what they're the symptoms of. - I knew it!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46OK, gently.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- Come on.- So you'll send me for a kidney function test?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51It's extremely unlikely that you have developed
0:12:51 > 0:12:54acute kidney failure in the last couple of hours.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57But I've got all the symptoms. And I've only got one kidney.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59You have to send me for a test.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03You have a duty of care!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05You are not ill. Now what's really...?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Bleurgh!- Oi! Ahh!
0:13:10 > 0:13:12And along the gum margin.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17You'd be amazed at the sugar hidden in processed food.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20And beer, swilling around your enamel - liquid rot!
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Right. You should be numb by now?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27I gave you enough anaesthetic to sink an elephant.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Can you feel this?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- Or this?- No.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35There's no pain! Is that it?
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Now the fun begins.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48AS YODA: Fear is the path to the dark side.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55DRILL WHINES
0:13:55 > 0:13:56MAN ROARS
0:13:56 > 0:13:59HE CHUCKLES
0:14:01 > 0:14:04That's all fine. How are you feeling now?
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Fine, thanks.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Vomiting can be a sign of acute kidney failure.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Just to be sure, I'm going to call you an ambulance.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20They'll do extensive tests at St Phil's.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Blood and urine.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23An MRI.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Ultrasound. Maybe even a kidney biopsy.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27No, stop.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Finally.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Come on, in your own time.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Anti-inflammatories?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41I knew they'd make me sick. They always do.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44You've got one kidney and you could have done it
0:14:44 > 0:14:47lasting damage with these. And for what? To get one over on Lucy?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49You didn't take me seriously - what choice did I have?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51What planet are you on?
0:14:51 > 0:14:55There are ill people who would give anything for one healthy kidney.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59Who wouldn't think of throwing it all away just to prove a point!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01It's easy for you, isn't it? You don't understand.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05Yes, I do understand. you're losing the plot - get a grip.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06This can't go on!
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Trust me.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15You have to put an end to this ridiculous kidney custody battle.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Just talk to Lucy, OK?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23I think she might like that.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27No. I've got nothing to say to her.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28That's not how it looks to me.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33And she might have something to say to you.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Have you ever considered that?
0:15:36 > 0:15:37You think so?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Won't know unless you try.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Maybe.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45Think about it, OK? Anyway, you're fine, you're free to go.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Um...
0:15:54 > 0:15:55I'm sorry about your shoes.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Occupational hazard.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04The vomiting should have cleared your system by now.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06But I still think you should go to A and E.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10No way. I've had quite enough of hospitals, thank you.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Whatever. Take it easy the rest of the day.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15If you have any worries at all, you call me,
0:16:15 > 0:16:18but for medical reasons, not legal.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Don't worry, you're off the hook.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22I've been a right idiot. I'm sorry.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58So how was that?
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Piece of cake.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02So it wasn't you I heard in there screaming?
0:17:02 > 0:17:03Not me.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04The numbness will wear off.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Avoid hot drinks and don't eat anything for the next two hours.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Any problems, give me a call.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Next check-up in six months.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Oh, one more thing...
0:17:23 > 0:17:26I was a brave boy.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Yes, you were.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33I've wanted so much to talk with you. Ever since...
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Ever since what? Ever since you left me for him?
0:17:36 > 0:17:38I didn't get with Wesley till months after we broke up. You know that.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40So you say.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44I loved you so much.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47But I couldn't breathe.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50"Where have you been, who were you with?"
0:17:52 > 0:17:55You turned into someone else. A stranger.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59You went through my phone. You followed me!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Only once! Only once, and you hadn't eaten,
0:18:01 > 0:18:03I was worried you would faint.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06That's not normal, Evan. I just...
0:18:08 > 0:18:10I couldn't cope.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12And you think I could?
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Giving you that kidney was the biggest mistake I ever made.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Don't ever say that!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21You gave me my life back.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Yeah. Out every night. Drinking, dancing, meeting other men.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26It wasn't like that.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Not for you, maybe.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31I'm so sorry.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36I really wish things could have worked out different.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41Me too.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47From the start of this process, I have proved myself.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51I always give 150% in every task,
0:18:51 > 0:18:52and I've so much more to give.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Not just the patients but the Patient Participation Group -
0:18:55 > 0:18:57they all know me and respect me.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01I am able to think outside the record box,
0:19:01 > 0:19:02outside the reception desk,
0:19:02 > 0:19:07and focus on delivering not just promises, but results.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11my skills are perfect for this practice.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14I've got the sausage and the sizzle.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15So, moving forward,
0:19:15 > 0:19:18it makes sense on both sides to leverage my core competency
0:19:18 > 0:19:20on a permanent basis.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Well, you've, um...
0:19:25 > 0:19:27you've expressed yourself..
0:19:27 > 0:19:28expressively.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Thanks. Ashley helped me write it.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34So...?
0:19:34 > 0:19:35So?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Are you going to give me a permanent job?
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Valerie, I can't disagree with anything that you've said.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45And everybody here at The Mill has been very impressed
0:19:45 > 0:19:48with how professional and efficient you have been.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Your core competency is 150%.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Thanks, Howard. That means a lot.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56But...
0:19:59 > 0:20:01We'd hardly spent a single day apart.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02Until the transplant.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Things were bound to change, Evan. They told us that.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09I used to wash your hair for you. Cooked all your meals.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Stayed by your side through every single dialysis session.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Didn't I?
0:20:15 > 0:20:16Yes, of course.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20I don't know what I would have done without you.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Then everything changed. Cos you didn't need me any more.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Of course I did!
0:20:26 > 0:20:28I had so much living to catch up on, that's all.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30You shut me out.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Go on, admit it.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34- Admit it!- You pushed me away!
0:20:37 > 0:20:38It's all in the past now.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44I just wish you could have told me how you felt, instead of...
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Evan.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52There's something I need to tell you.
0:21:02 > 0:21:08Now, as a practice, our commitment is to Karen.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11And we all hope that she will be able to return
0:21:11 > 0:21:13to her duties one day.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16And when that day comes...
0:21:19 > 0:21:22..we will have a full quota of staff receptionists,
0:21:22 > 0:21:25and you will be surplus.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Surplus.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29To requirements.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30I see.
0:21:30 > 0:21:35Of course, openings for temporary staff do crop up.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38And you will be eligible for consideration.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Thanks for the opportunity.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45It's a huge compliment that you would like to continue to stay.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47And we really value your...
0:21:48 > 0:21:50..your sizzle?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52So what was your plan?
0:21:52 > 0:21:55"I Want My Kidney Back."
0:21:55 > 0:21:56The Daily Liar talks exclusively
0:21:56 > 0:21:58to the sad, perverted loser Evan Vincent?
0:21:58 > 0:22:01I wouldn't have gone through with it, Lucy, not after...
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Of course you wouldn't.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05This was just a normal lunch date with your ex-wife.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08With a hidden microphone up your sleeve.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10This is a new low, even for you!
0:22:10 > 0:22:12If you'd just let me explain, please.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14I don't think there's anything you could say to me now
0:22:14 > 0:22:15that I could believe.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Cheers.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Well, got to hand it to you, you got through it.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Don't know what all the fuss is about.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Dentist Derrick is my kind of man. Professionally speaking, of course.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30But even he can be wrong about some things.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33So, here's to liquid rot. Thank you.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Your jaw looks a bit frozen still.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Don't worry, it'll be easier next time.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Now you know the, er...drill?
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Ha ha!
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Hey, a pint for Tyler.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Oh, look at you. You survived, then?
0:22:51 > 0:22:54What can I say? The Force is strong in this one.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56If you think you've had a challenging morning,
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- you wouldn't believe what's been happening...- Lucy, please.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Leave me alone! Stay away from me!
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Whoa!
0:23:02 > 0:23:05What's wrong with her? Is she OK? Lucy are you OK?
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Give her some space. Jimmi, call an ambulance.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Lucy, can you hear me?
0:23:21 > 0:23:23How is she?
0:23:23 > 0:23:26She's OK. She's resting.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Sit down.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Stupid microphone. I'm such an idiot.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35It's got nothing to do with that.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37- Look, Evan... - I know, I know. Don't worry.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38I've learned my lesson.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Lucy's given me permission to tell you something.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42She has?
0:23:45 > 0:23:46Her one functioning kidney...
0:23:46 > 0:23:49The one I donated to her, yeah.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52It's cancerous.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Lucy has cancer.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58She's having treatment which is making her weak and shaky.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01And that's why she collapsed.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09You knew?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Why didn't you tell me?
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Instead of letting me make a complete fool of myself.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17She wanted to tell you herself.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20And she would have done, too, but you got so obsessed
0:24:20 > 0:24:22with this stupid lawsuit nonsense.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25No, I don't believe it.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Treatments are very effective. She has a good chance...
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Is it my fault? Did... Did I do this to her?
0:24:34 > 0:24:35Same old same old, eh?
0:24:35 > 0:24:37The lab must be sick of me by now.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Pass my bag, will you?
0:24:46 > 0:24:48I'll make it up to her. Help her get through this.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Nobody knows better than me how to take care of Lucy.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52We've been through so much together.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56- You're not together any more... - There's a broccoli soup she loves,
0:24:56 > 0:24:57it's packed with vitamins.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00- And I can rub her feet, read to her...- Stop, OK? Just stop.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02It's over.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03'You can send him in now, please.'
0:25:07 > 0:25:08- You can go in now.- Thank you.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Hey.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Um... Look after her, OK?
0:25:17 > 0:25:18Yeah.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Is this it for me?
0:25:41 > 0:25:42It looks like it.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Ooh, nice easy afternoon, then.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47There you go, you two. Enjoy!
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Oh, thank you, Karen. You are amazing!
0:25:50 > 0:25:52It's all part of the service.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54It's good to see Karen on the mend, eh?
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Sorry, what?
0:25:56 > 0:25:59I was just saying it's brilliant how much calmer
0:25:59 > 0:26:01and more together Karen seems these days.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Yeah, it's brilliant.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05At this rate she'll be back on full form before we know it.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07- Just like old times... - DOOR CLOSES
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Valerie?
0:26:16 > 0:26:18I will get this job.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22I will get this job.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29You told me she was dead!
0:26:29 > 0:26:32I flew in from goddamn America!
0:26:32 > 0:26:34She-she said she was going to die.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37It's the perfect creative medium for somebody trying to get into fashion.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41You can show the world who you really are.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43She's just another relative
0:26:43 > 0:26:46looking out for an elderly member of the family.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Yeah, but no-one's ever wanted to sue me before!
0:26:48 > 0:26:49No?