0:00:46 > 0:00:47Ooh!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49SHE CHUCKLES
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Oh, sorry! Sorry, sorry, are you OK?
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Yeah.- Is it bleeding?
0:00:56 > 0:00:59No, the bedding and I are fine, Dr Clay.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Well?
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Wow! Blimey.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09I was creeping round all night trying not to wake you.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11It's amazing.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Happy Valentine's Day.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37So that's next Friday, 9.20. Nothing to eat for 12 hours.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Morning, campers!
0:01:39 > 0:01:42- Morning.- Oh, you've not done the mail?
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Funnily enough, I've been rather busy.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Oh, crikey, there's loads for me. Maybe they're all interviews!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Hope so.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Ooh, a red one, scented, for you. Blimey!
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Is it?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Oh!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06A posh poem as well.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09"Valentine, you are the one That sets my heart aglow
0:02:09 > 0:02:11"If only I could touch your smile..."
0:02:11 > 0:02:13..and cure your rank BO.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17If only all Valentines were so candid.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18He's a dark horse, your Ashley?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Oh, yeah. Very tasteful.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23How many did you get?
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Arg! Nada.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Ditto - mercifully.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29It's very easy to be cynical, but not my Ashley.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33He's taking me to the opera in Birmingham - La Trivialata.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Traviata.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Mm?
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Ooh!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Lovebirds of the universe unite.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Eh?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46We who do Valentine's Day properly.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Oh. Right, yeah. Listen, I'm just going to drop this in to Howard.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52- It'll be five minutes, and then the day is ours, OK?- OK.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57So did he get you anything?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Gorgeous bracelet and champagne breakfast.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Aw, lovely. - Mine's taking me to the opera.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Oh, we're going out for lunch as well - Michelin-starred.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Ooh...!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Don't tell him, but I've booked a surprise.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12A surprise. For Jimmi?
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Are you sure?
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Day at the Aga Spa. Dead exclusive. He's going to love it.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Mmm. Might be better to run it by him first.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22It's fine. We have a unique trust and understanding of each other.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23A match made in heaven.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Exactly!
0:03:29 > 0:03:30SOBBING
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Hello?
0:03:39 > 0:03:44Oh! Karen. What's the matter?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47I got more rejection letters.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49I'm a total failure.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53That's not true. You just have to be patient.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Yeah, right.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58I mean, nobody wants a middle-aged teenager.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02What's this? Strike meeting?
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Karen's got a couple of rejection letters. Just standard ones.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Nothing to worry about.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Except for the one...
0:04:12 > 0:04:14that I must be off my trolley
0:04:14 > 0:04:18if I think that I can get a job with my qualifications.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Yeah, well, you wouldn't want to work somewhere like that anyway.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24But I've got so much to offer! I'd be brilliant.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26We know that.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Just must not read like that,
0:04:28 > 0:04:30plus there's lots of competition.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33But I've got loads of experience!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Yeah, but not in the areas you're applying for.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40It's so stupid!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44You're actually in a great position,
0:04:44 > 0:04:48because you've got a job here for as long as you want.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55We know it's hard, but you just have to meet things head-on.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58It's been head-on ever since I woke up in that blooming hospital
0:04:58 > 0:05:01with a load of strangers staring at me.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05When's life going to be simple again?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Is this the Aga Spa?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- (IN A FOREING ACCENT) - Is written outside, no?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18More like the Aga Bar.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Is place of relaxation. Spa and Bar.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22It looked nicer than this on the internet.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25I have just bought premises. Am waiting for refurbishing.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Is very good service.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27I booked on...
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Internet voucher, yes. But you are very late.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32- Oh, fine, we'll go, then. - Ah, no, no. There is still time.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34We just do bit quicker.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Have very good grooming package for gentleman -
0:05:36 > 0:05:38the sack, back and crack.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40I don't think...
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Ah...OK. Is shy boy.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46So maybe facial - steam skin, make very clean?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Why don't you... I'll just wait here.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Not if you don't...
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Come. Is treat from sweetheart. You must.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55And for lady?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58I was wondering about the decongesting wrap.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Ah, yes. Is really beautiful, make so slimming and relax.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Put on eye mask, drifting off.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- Sounds great. - I'm not sure I want someone...
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- You'll love it. It makes you feel so clean.- Really, you are big baby.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13I am not going to chop head off, just make skin beautiful.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I am expert. Promise.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- OK. As long as we're out by lunchtime.- Of course.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21So. I take facial and lady go with Tasha.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Hello.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25She not speak much English.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Come, come.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Oh! Karen, makes such a difference you being back, you know.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Gives you all something to laugh at?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44No. It means you can put your hand straight on something
0:06:44 > 0:06:46when you need it.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48It's just common sense, really.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49You'd be surprised how many people
0:06:49 > 0:06:53- just throw things back in any old file.- Different people have different systems.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Those people who wrote those rejection letters
0:06:56 > 0:06:57knew how good Karen is.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01What? Not a single interview?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Thank you, Valerie.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05No. Don't worry, cos you'll get that dream job,
0:07:05 > 0:07:07if it's the last thing I do.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Absolutely. Although it'd be a shame to lose you -
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- you're so brilliant with the patients.- Not really.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14You are. They love you.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16They were always asking after you when you were off.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Mrs Walker?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23My sweetheart!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Oh! Oh, my gosh.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Oh! You gorgeous thing, you.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Meow!
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Two cards! You have outdone yourself, you little devil.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Two?
0:07:42 > 0:07:45You little minx. I knew it was from you.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47The poem, so tasteful.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Poem?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51It's very romantic. Though I preferred my version.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53That card is not from me, Valerie.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Oh.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Does that mean I've got a secret admirer?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04SHE SNORES
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Ooh, did I fall asleep?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11No wonder - I was up all night doing balloons.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14WAVES CRASHING AND GULLS CAWING
0:08:16 > 0:08:18What does it look like?
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Eurgh!
0:08:21 > 0:08:24It looks radioactive. Is it supposed to be this colour?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I suppose it needs time to sink in?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43No, no! I can't do it. Take it off. Take it off.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45It itches and it looks like snot!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50So, is feel clean, yes?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Yeah, really clean, actually.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Ah, no. For really clean, I make extractions.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00- Extractions?- Trust me. You will like. You are very good candidate.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Oh. Are you going to interrogate me or something?
0:09:03 > 0:09:07- Ah!- What are you doing? - Ah-ah! Naughty boy.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Just one little worm!
0:09:09 > 0:09:10HE GROANS
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Was it good?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Er, yeah. Fantastic. How was yours?
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Yeah, great! Let's have a look.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Don't worry. Is from extraction. In ten minutes gone.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27So now you pick treatment for afternoon, yes?
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Oh, right, I'll...
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Why don't we pick when we come back?
0:09:37 > 0:09:41MUSIC: "I've Got You Under My Skin" by Frank Sinatra
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Thank you for fitting us in.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Do you think we could start with a bottle of champagne, please?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48That last place was a bit stuffy.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51It's much better to be somewhere where we can relax.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52What?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Nothing.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58I can't imagine anything nicer than sitting here with you.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- Me neither.- Oh, I love this song.
0:10:00 > 0:10:05Oh, hello! What happened to your fancy restaurant?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08We both thought the other had booked, and it was full.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- Hear that, Ashley? - Very frustrating.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Worked out well, though, hasn't it?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19A double date!
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Thank you.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33What is that fluffy monstrosity in the staff room?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35The practice mascot?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Ashley's love token to Valerie.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40If you gave me something like that, I would throw you out.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Really? You don't want a little Valentine's treat?
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Like a teddy or a fluffy rabbit?
0:10:45 > 0:10:48I'm just relieved we don't have to go through all that nonsense.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50All those unctuous messages and heart-shaped things.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Yeah. Commercialised nonsense and collective hysteria.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Precisely.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Well, Ashley's pushing for Minorca or Majorca,
0:11:02 > 0:11:04but I quite fancy Benidorm.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Apparently, it's just like the telly series!
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Exactly.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- Hermione likes Spain, don't you? - You hear that, Ashley?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14"PSYCHO" SHOWER MUSIC
0:11:14 > 0:11:16For Minorca or Majorca...
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Shut up, shut up, shut up!
0:11:17 > 0:11:19SHE YELLS
0:11:19 > 0:11:21- Hermione?- Stab!- Sorry?
0:11:22 > 0:11:23So, when are you thinking of going?
0:11:23 > 0:11:28Soon, hopefully. Need to tidy up downstairs first thing.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Is that spa any good?
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Yeah, yeah, it's great. But we're thinking of doing something else
0:11:34 > 0:11:36- this afternoon...- Might we?
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Get you. Those pampering days cost a fortune.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Really?
0:11:41 > 0:11:45Yes, I was checking on the website. About 300 and...
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Is there something wrong with your nose?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Probably an allergic reaction to the food.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54I should get some air outside. Hermione, are you coming?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56What? Oh, yes.
0:12:02 > 0:12:07You know, this job can be exciting sometimes.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12There was a siege once. You got Tasered in the bum.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16One time, Howard installed CCTV just to see who was nicking the loo roll.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Really?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19You'd be surprised.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21This place could be a hot-bed of intrigue.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Just when you think it's all gone quiet, it kicks off again.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Things will get better. You'll see.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31PHONE RINGS
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Hello? Yes, speaking.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Er, yes, please!
0:12:39 > 0:12:43Yes, ten on Wednesday would be fine. Thank you.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48I've got an interview!
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Fantastic. What for?
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Trainee hairdresser. Ace or what?!
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Ace.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00We can do something else, if you prefer.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02No, it's fine, it's a really thoughtful gift.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06But if it's not the right thing, I don't mind, honestly.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Ah. You are very fat.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Sorry?
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Stuffing your face. So nice gentle treatment for afternoon.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- Don't want chuck up on table. - Throwing. No.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18The hot stones massage sounds nice.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Yes, perfect. Very soothing.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Sounds painful.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25No. Is not beating up with rocks, is place carefully on.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26You will see.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Actually, you can do together - Valentine treat.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Together sounds great.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34Yeah, brilliant, yeah.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Good, so it's fixed. So you come.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Would you like to stroke my pussy?
0:13:49 > 0:13:52What's the matter - cat got your tongue?
0:13:52 > 0:13:53I'm fine.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Ooh. Excuse me. Must be the shampers.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00So who do you think that Valentine's is from, then?
0:14:00 > 0:14:03I have no idea.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Daniel? He's pretty flash.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Daniel? Not likely with Zara around?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Or that young one, bit of a scruff?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Chris? Nah.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14The fat one. Or the one with the mullet?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Don't be daft. It's probably just a patient.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Do they flirt with you?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Mmm.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23I like it when you're possessive.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27Why don't we go and find a little spot in the stock cupboard
0:14:27 > 0:14:29and live dangerously?
0:14:29 > 0:14:30Give us a cuddle.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38You say if stones too hot.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40No. Feels great.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41It's too hot.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45Yes, because heat make blood flow round body. Is very relaxing.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46I can think of better ways.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Is ancient Red Indian ritual.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Some people say the stones have magic qualities.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Make body release.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54HE CHUCKLES
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Ignore him, he's a bit uptight about things like this.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58I am not.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Er, hanging your shirts one inch apart in the wardrobe
0:15:01 > 0:15:02is relaxed, is it?
0:15:02 > 0:15:04No. That is very uptight.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07He can't help it. He's OCD.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- OCD?- Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- You know, washing your...- Hermione?
0:15:12 > 0:15:15I've got it too, except mine's more intrusive thoughts.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Ah...I see.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Now we leave you relax for while.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27I'm totally stoned on endorphins.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Yeah, thanks for that.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32What?
0:15:32 > 0:15:35If I want them to know I'm OCD, I'll tell them.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Don't worry about them. They've heard everything.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49You're looking chirpy.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53- I've got an interview for a salon next week!- A salon? Great.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Yes! Something creative, at long last!
0:15:55 > 0:15:59So I'm wondering - do I do my hair a bit punky to show I've got flair?
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Well, you'll probably start by sweeping up hair.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04It'll be long hours, badly paid.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06I'm not thick. I know you've got to put the time in.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08It's a long apprenticeship, Karen.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12I'm not being mean, but you'll probably have to prepare yourself
0:16:12 > 0:16:15for the fact they might be looking for someone a bit younger.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Thanks for the vote of confidence.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19I'm glad you're not MY mum!
0:16:21 > 0:16:22What's up with her?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25I was over-realistic about an interview.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27- She's got an interview?- Mm-hm.- Yes!
0:16:27 > 0:16:30I just wanted to warn her they might be looking for someone younger.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34If you put ideas like that in her head, she'll never get another job.
0:16:34 > 0:16:35But she's got one.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37A job she wants.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41All right?
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Was it you sent her that Valentine?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Eh? No.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49I mean, I think Valerie's ace, but she's probably not into younger men.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Doesn't mean you're not into older women, though, does it?
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Well, I'm not.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Take no notice, he's only joking.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56I am not.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Right.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Will you calm down?
0:17:02 > 0:17:06I am now a public figure and, as such,
0:17:06 > 0:17:08I'm going to get some public attention.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10It's par for the course.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Dozens of men could have sent that card. Couldn't they, Mandy?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- Er...- I'll see you later.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22It's nice to be in demand, eh?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29You enjoy hot stones, yes? Very transporting.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Just not far enough away, unfortunately.
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Mm.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Sometimes bring up deep things, make bad mood. But not worry.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Is part of cleansing process.
0:17:38 > 0:17:43So, I know lady want hair mask, but for you?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Oh, no, I'll sit this one out, thanks.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- But is part of package. - Think of it as a bonus, then.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53No, no. Is not about the money - is about journey, cleansing, purging.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55I'm cleansed enough, I think.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Mm-hm. This is just resistance to release.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59Fear of emotion.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01I'm not afraid of my emotions.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Aren't you?
0:18:04 > 0:18:08I think deep-tissue massage for you work very well.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- With Tasha. She is very good. - Oh, she's amazing!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Good. Is fix.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16You wait for Tasha, and we make hair like mermaid.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29"Don't get excited, it's only sweeping up people's hairy bits."
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Oh. Hello.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Hi.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36You need someone?
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Er...Jimmi.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42He's out Valentine-dining Hermione.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44OK. Oh. Heston, then.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46He's at the campus.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Howard.- He's in his room.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Are you all right? You seem down.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Bit. Maybe.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57A bit. Or a lot?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01They all keep saying I'm too old for everything!
0:19:01 > 0:19:04I've got this hairdressing interview,
0:19:04 > 0:19:09and with that, they're going, "Ooh, what do you want to be artistic for?"
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Maybe they're right. Maybe I am too old.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15You've got an interview at a hairdresser's.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19That's...that's fantastic...
0:19:19 > 0:19:24because you can do whatever you set your mind to.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Cos you're incredibly, incredibly creative.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30I thought I was, but maybe I'm deluded.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33No way. You're the reason why Immie is an artist.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Really?
0:19:35 > 0:19:36Yes, really.
0:19:36 > 0:19:41When she was six, the stuff you used to do in the garden
0:19:41 > 0:19:43and the sculptures you made from branches
0:19:43 > 0:19:45from a tree I'd chopped down.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Wow!
0:19:47 > 0:19:51So, while is on, I give you manicure, yes?
0:19:51 > 0:19:52Ooh, yes, please.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00It's like an operating theatre.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04Yes, and I am expert nail surgeon.
0:20:11 > 0:20:18PSYCHO SHOWER MUSIC
0:20:18 > 0:20:20SHE YELLS
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Everything OK?
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Hm? Fine.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30You made Bart Simpson out of crisp packets.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31I know who he is!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33So don't get down. Don't give up.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37Cos once you get your foot in that door, you'll impress any new boss.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Thank you.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Have fun with Howard.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48What? Oh, yes.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06I know you don't speak a word of English,
0:21:06 > 0:21:09but you're brilliant at your job.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Trying to make me feel at home?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Oh! What are you doing?
0:21:27 > 0:21:28Colonic, no?
0:21:28 > 0:21:30No! No, no, no!
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Loitering with intent, Sergeant?
0:21:40 > 0:21:41I've come to see Jimmi.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43He's with...
0:21:43 > 0:21:47I mean Howard. I mean...got to get off.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Zara, are we being boring?
0:21:53 > 0:21:55We could always go to supper if you like?
0:21:55 > 0:21:59What, with all those bozos staring into their rigatoni,
0:21:59 > 0:22:02wondering what on earth they've got to say to each other?
0:22:02 > 0:22:05I would far rather have a TV dinner fest
0:22:05 > 0:22:07- and a lovely bottle of Burgundy.- OK.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Oh, by the way. This came for you.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Oh!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Oh! You surprised me!
0:22:29 > 0:22:30So I see.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Did you forget something?
0:22:33 > 0:22:37I've sussed who this card's from.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Who?
0:22:38 > 0:22:41All these fancy words and twiddles.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43It's obvious.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Heston.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Heston! Don't be daft.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51I've never been more serious in my life.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55In fact, I'd like to question him about it.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Do you really think that's a good idea? He is my boss.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Precisely.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08So this CID?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- OCD.- Yes.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12But you are not cleaning?
0:23:12 > 0:23:13No.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Is obvious. But he is very squeaky.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21No, mine's more bonkers intrusive thoughts.
0:23:21 > 0:23:22What kind of thoughts?
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Well, like worrying I'm going to throw myself off the top
0:23:25 > 0:23:27of a building or drive into the side of a wall.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29That is crazy.
0:23:29 > 0:23:34No. It's what most people think, a bit - it just doesn't take them over.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35But with you is take over?
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Yes.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39So, what you are thinking now?
0:23:39 > 0:23:41You don't want to know.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Believe me, in here I have heard everything.
0:23:43 > 0:23:48I keep thinking I'm going to stab you with a nail file,
0:23:48 > 0:23:49you know, like in Psycho.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51SHE HUMS "PSYCHO" MUSIC
0:23:51 > 0:23:53I'm not going to do it. I just think I am.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56What's the matter?
0:23:56 > 0:23:59She doesn't know the difference between collagen and colonic.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01- What?- She just tried to stick a tube up my...
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- Anyway, right, I'm going. You can do what you want.- Jimmi, wait...
0:24:04 > 0:24:05I've got to go!
0:24:05 > 0:24:08No. Go. Please.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Wonder if it was from Heston?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14I thought we'd closed that subject.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Well, apparently not, because you're going to challenge him on it.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20I'm not going to "challenge" him.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Just chat - man to man.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26What if it's not Heston? I'll look a right nana.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29You should be pleased I want to fight for you.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33Fight? With Heston? What is this, The Three Musketeers?
0:24:33 > 0:24:35You underestimate me.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Evidently. I didn't realise you were so jealous and possessive.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42I never realised you were so insatiable for adoration.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Isn't my love enough?
0:24:45 > 0:24:48What's insatiable about wanting to keep the first anonymous
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Valentine's card you've ever had in your life?
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Don't be ridiculous.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57The first?
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Yes. The first.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04- Look, if I had known...- Well, it doesn't matter now, does it?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Let's just get to the opera.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Right.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Jimmi, please stop.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Why? Do you want to stick a tube up my backside as well?
0:25:14 > 0:25:16What were you thinking?
0:25:16 > 0:25:19It's all about cleanliness. I thought you'd like it.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21It's not though is it? It's ridiculous.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22And what about broadcasting my OCD.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25I wasn't broadcasting, I was telling the truth.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27- Maybe I don't want you to. - Why? I'm not ashamed.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30- People will think we're bonkers. - Who cares? We know we're not.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31It's none of their business.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Jimmi. I don't care what people think.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37We are what we are, and if you can't accept it in yourself,
0:25:37 > 0:25:39- then how can you accept it in me? - I do.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41No, you don't. Obviously.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Hermione? Where are you going?
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Come on, Hermione? Where are you going?
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Hermione. Come on. I didn't mean it, OK.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Yes, you did. And it's fine.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54I am what I am. Bonkers, manic, whatever.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58It's taken me a long time to accept it, and I can't be
0:25:58 > 0:26:02with someone who's too frightened and repressed to do the same.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Hermione, please wait.
0:26:04 > 0:26:10# I've got you under my skin
0:26:10 > 0:26:16# I've got you deep in the heart of me
0:26:16 > 0:26:23# So deep in my heart that you are really a part of me
0:26:23 > 0:26:28# I've got you under my skin
0:26:29 > 0:26:36# I tried so not to give in
0:26:36 > 0:26:42# I said to myself this affair never will go so well
0:26:42 > 0:26:49# But why should I try to resist when, baby, I know so well
0:26:49 > 0:26:54# I've got you under my skin. #
0:26:57 > 0:26:59ALL: Aw...
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Mrs Henning is determined to get you struck off.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08We both know she could get you into some serious trouble.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10An abortion's a minefield.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Nevertheless, we have a duty to investigate.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15If she had said, "Do you think my mother is wrong?"
0:27:15 > 0:27:16what would you have said?
0:27:16 > 0:27:18I've got the sisterhood on my back
0:27:18 > 0:27:20because I supported a woman's right to choose!
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Who's doing the choosing, Al - you or Fliss?
0:27:23 > 0:27:24Fliss.