0:00:27 > 0:00:31'Descartes distilled the proof of human existence into one
0:00:31 > 0:00:35'handy little mantra. "I think, therefore I am."
0:00:35 > 0:00:38'I think, therefore I am.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41'But that's where the trouble usually starts.'
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Morning, sunshine.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50'Awake! For Morning in the Bowl of Night
0:00:50 > 0:00:53'Has flung the Stone that puts the Stars to Flight.'
0:00:56 > 0:00:58COMPUTERISED VOICE: Morning.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Ah, the IT people should be calling about the computer glitch,
0:01:03 > 0:01:05and the plumber will be here at ten o'clock to sort out
0:01:05 > 0:01:07the blockage in the gents'.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Oh, what? No doctors free? Or are we cost-cutting again?
0:01:10 > 0:01:12I wish! Plumbers cost more than doctors.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Right, you've got my mobile.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17We will manage.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19You've got this afternoon off? Are you looking forward
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- to your assessment course tomorrow? - Yep.- Just keep doing what you've
0:01:22 > 0:01:24been doing, and you'll be back in your proper job.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27We will spend the morning ironing out any last-minute wrinkles.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Hope so.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33A while back I'd have jacked this job in in a heartbeat, but now...
0:01:33 > 0:01:35You'll walk it. Fortune favours the brave.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40'Happy days.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46'I drink therefore I am drunk, we used to say. Loudly.'
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Sores look a bit better.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Any pain?
0:01:50 > 0:01:51'Always.'
0:01:53 > 0:01:54No.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Some stiffness.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Sally's coming later. Bit of physio?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03'Actually, I had other plans.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06'A couple of hours giving you intense physical pleasure.'
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Feeding tube OK?
0:02:12 > 0:02:16'Maybe the roast duck for lunch, the first thing I cooked for you.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19'Melted your heart.'
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Fine.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Walk it off down the river
0:02:22 > 0:02:24by that place we went skinny-dipping,
0:02:24 > 0:02:25do you remember? In the moonlight?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Shave looks good.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33'Can't say I don't know how to show a girl a good time.'
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Think I've finally cracked it after four years.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Knew you wanted to look your best.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42'Yeah.' DOORBELL RINGS
0:02:42 > 0:02:45'Doesn't get better than this, does it?'
0:02:45 > 0:02:49- I like your hair bobble.- Ah, thank you! Just something I threw on!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51- See you.- See you, bye.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- Someone's winning hearts and minds. - Mm?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Just wondering if romance is in the air?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05What? No! Why?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08The new look. Your dinner date you went on the other night with that
0:03:08 > 0:03:11old mate, or was it an old flame?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14No! It was just Anne-Marie, know her from my clubbing days.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Just Anne-Marie.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Yeah.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Yeah, she just got me thinking about stuff, that's all. You know,
0:03:20 > 0:03:23like, erm, I maybe don't want to be single forever.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Hi, sorry. You must be Howard. I'm Fiona.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Yes, I'm probably early.
0:03:32 > 0:03:37No, no, we're expecting you. You're this week's official highlight!
0:03:52 > 0:03:53'Hello, Boss.'
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- I'm just saying! - Yeah, well you can stop now.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02If you're serious, you've got to put yourself back out there.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06And I said I was thinking my way round to doing something.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Could take weeks. Months!
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Whoa! Slow down there, love machine! Baby steps!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Anyway, I've got Karen clinging to my apron strings,
0:04:14 > 0:04:16I can hardly go inviting people back, can I?
0:04:16 > 0:04:18WOLF WHISTLE
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Looking good!- Oh, bog off, you two!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27She's thinking about dating again.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Good. Been too long.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Yeah? The way she's going, she'll be thinking
0:04:33 > 0:04:35about it till half past never.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Well, it would be a shame to let all that effort go to waste.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44I'm so sorry. I had no idea. The email...
0:04:44 > 0:04:46We should've said. I'm sorry.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49We saw your name on a letter from the practice.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Ah, so you're a patient?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Home visits, obviously. Dr Haskey? He's been great.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- So, you and Johnny were in together? - Hm.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07That's me.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12HE LAUGHS
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Sierra Leone.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20I had this dopey driver,
0:05:20 > 0:05:24he managed to park his Land Rover sunny side up
0:05:24 > 0:05:30in the middle of this swamp, with my foot underneath it, just as
0:05:30 > 0:05:34a couple of rebel groups were starting to
0:05:34 > 0:05:36exchange pleasantries together.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40So there we were, in the middle of this swamp,
0:05:40 > 0:05:42we couldn't shift this vehicle together,
0:05:42 > 0:05:45my foot stuck underneath it and I'm dodging trace of fire.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49And then out of this clearing, Johnny comes,
0:05:49 > 0:05:50ten other lads behind him.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54All the rebels scatter. He says,
0:05:54 > 0:05:56"Hello, Boss!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58"Need a lift?"
0:06:00 > 0:06:03'Never felt more alive than that day.'
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Stroke.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Brainstem. Barely back in civvies.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15He's just the same up top, full of mischief.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17But it took all his motor function.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Except the eyes, thank goodness.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24It's slow going sometimes, but he spends hours preparing things.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Be good to catch up.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33I want to die.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Right, I'll see you later.- See you!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- I've come for your blood! - Ooh, while it's still warm.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Yeah, cos the courier's due soon and Mrs T gets the willies
0:06:46 > 0:06:49if he's hanging about. Cos of the leathers!
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Oh, thanks for them latex gloves, I was running out.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55I bet you're going to ace this assessment, you know.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Oh, I hope so! Cos if I go back on full time,
0:06:58 > 0:07:01I was thinking I could get my own place!
0:07:01 > 0:07:05Nothing fancy. Maybe a futon, floor cushions, somewhere
0:07:05 > 0:07:08I can turn up the MTV and leave me undies on the floor.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- If that's what you want. - Yeah, I just said!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13I mean, I know you're going to miss all that,
0:07:13 > 0:07:16but you want me out your hair, don't you?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Just think it's a bit soon, that's all.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Maybe for you!
0:07:19 > 0:07:22It feels like I've been swimming through treacle for months!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24I'm only looking out for you!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Yeah, well thanks for the pep talk!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Karen, all I'm saying is maybe you should learn to walk
0:07:28 > 0:07:30before you run, eh?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32I can stand on me own two feet, thanks!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37He doesn't mean it. He says it sometimes.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Tell him, Johnny.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41I want to die.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Stop it, Johnny! You can't say this stuff!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Maybe you should leave.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Today.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Are you serious?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57- Oh come on, mate.- I'm calling Dave.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03You...
0:08:03 > 0:08:05We can't just...
0:08:06 > 0:08:08It doesn't happen like that.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12You are my witness.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Witness what?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Mill Health Centre.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24I'm just worried it'll end in tears. She's still getting
0:08:24 > 0:08:26over that salon interview.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28It is a bit quick.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Maybe you could have a word with her?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Why doesn't she stay with me?
0:08:32 > 0:08:35I've got a spare room, she can have her own key, and...
0:08:35 > 0:08:39well she gets on famously with Chris and we can keep an eye on her.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41No, that's not a problem. >
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Look, I'll leave it with you.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46You pick the right moment to talk to her.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Thank you. - I was coming by anyway.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54I don't...
0:08:55 > 0:08:58He was fine until Howard arrived. This is Dave Walker -
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- another old friend of Johnny's. - And solicitor.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02CAR PULLS IN
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Dr Haskey!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07You didn't..?
0:09:07 > 0:09:08No.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Dave's here now.- Hi, Johnny.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17So, maybe you'll listen to him.
0:09:20 > 0:09:21Talk alone.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30I thought you had the morning off. What are you doing here?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33I'm visiting a mate. What about you?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Visiting a patient, by appointment,
0:09:35 > 0:09:37- so if you'll excuse me...- Al!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40What's going on here?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42You know that I can't say.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Don't give me that.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46I know you're not seriously here to do something illegal.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49It's not assisted suicide, if that's what you're suggesting.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53His ventilator is medical treatment, which he is entitled to refuse.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56You're joking? We should be here to talk him out of it, not...
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- We have discussed it, at length. - But Fiona doesn't even...
0:09:59 > 0:10:01He's tried to talk to her for months.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Look, Howard, he is stuck in a body that doesn't work.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06He is in constant pain.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09This is his decision.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10It's his right.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Ready to sign?
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Yeah.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25It's the same as the one I mailed you,
0:10:25 > 0:10:26but, erm...
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Maybe you just want to take a bit more time to think?
0:10:32 > 0:10:33'Think?'
0:10:35 > 0:10:36I can't do that, Dave.
0:10:39 > 0:10:412001.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Very funny, but er...
0:10:45 > 0:10:48..we're not just switching off a malfunctioning computer here, are we?
0:10:50 > 0:10:51'No?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54'What use is a computer with no answers?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57'Life without meaning? Not that I haven't looked.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01'Descartes, the Bible, the Bhagavad Gita.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02'Winnie the Pooh.'
0:11:04 > 0:11:05No more thinking.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13But after this...
0:11:15 > 0:11:16..there's no going back.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Action.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22'While I still can.'
0:11:23 > 0:11:25You can see how she's...
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Just...
0:11:32 > 0:11:34a little bit longer to accept it.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Never will. Told her.
0:11:40 > 0:11:45"In the new year", I know.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47She wouldn't hear it.
0:11:48 > 0:11:49And you're right.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55A date ringed on the calendar would've been worse.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56But, er...
0:11:59 > 0:12:01..it's going to be hard.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06Been good friend to both of us.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Be there for her.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10HE MOUTHS
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Be good together.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19She's great, but...
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Just look after her.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34CHRIS CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Ta-daaa!
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- What's this?- That is your new profile, hot off the press.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Profile? What...?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Find The Right Mate! It's a website.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Oi-oi! Which I came up with.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Yeah, only cos you were going to do it yourself.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Yeah, like I need any more help finding birds.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51No, your mates set up your profile with a pic.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52A dating site?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Yeah.
0:12:54 > 0:12:59You two had a good laugh, did you? Writing a load of garbage about me?
0:12:59 > 0:13:00No... Have a...
0:13:00 > 0:13:03I told you I was thinking about it!
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Little boys and your... and your stupid computer games!
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Get a life!
0:13:12 > 0:13:14APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS
0:13:14 > 0:13:16So, you two have had a chat?
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Yeah.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23This is an advance decision.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29So now YOU want to help him kill himself?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31No. It's-it's totally different to assisted suicide.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35This is a legal document, expressing his wishes to refuse medical care...
0:13:35 > 0:13:37I know what it is! And what it means.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42HE SIGHS
0:13:42 > 0:13:45He's asked that I sign for him and for you to witness.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Don't.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49And for Dr Haskey to turn off his ventilator.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Stop! You won't!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54It would be unethical to continue treatment against his will.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Fi...
0:13:56 > 0:13:58these are his wishes.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02What do you know about his wishes?! Any of you?
0:14:02 > 0:14:06I'm the one who looks after him, 24-7, week-in, week-out!
0:14:06 > 0:14:08We have our ups and downs. This is just a bad day.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11I first discussed this with John at Christmas.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Now, as long as he is mentally competent, which he is...
0:14:14 > 0:14:16How can he be?
0:14:16 > 0:14:17I tested him then.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18Test him again.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24That tells us that this is what he wants.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25No.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28You...don't...know!
0:14:28 > 0:14:30THIS...means nothing!
0:14:33 > 0:14:34Look, Fi...
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Don't come near me!
0:14:35 > 0:14:39You were meant to be here as a friend! To help.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Now get out. All of you!
0:14:50 > 0:14:53SHE SOBS
0:15:04 > 0:15:07I know how hard things are.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09You think I don't?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Sometimes...
0:15:11 > 0:15:16Sometimes you say things you don't really mean.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Can't you see?
0:15:18 > 0:15:20You've taken this too far.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26No, they don't know who you really are under all this,
0:15:26 > 0:15:27what you REALLY want!
0:15:29 > 0:15:31No. No. No, I don't even want to hear it.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34We've all said enough things that we'll regret for one day.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37I've got lunch to make and then the physio's coming later.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39You always feel a lot better after your physio.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41And you haven't had nearly enough sleep.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Everything will look much better tomorrow.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53TOILET FLUSHES
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Aw, d'you lose your clip?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Too flashy for work.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Aw, it suited you!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Not that hairdressing's my forte, as we now officially know.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Sorry about before.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Me too.
0:16:16 > 0:16:17No worries.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20I'm a daft cow, cos you were just looking out for me.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Anyway, I mean, I couldn't afford the rent these days -
0:16:23 > 0:16:26I couldn't even afford a shoebox, not even a lid off one!
0:16:26 > 0:16:28So it looks like you're stuck with me.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31If-if that's still OK?
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Yeah. Yeah, course.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47I, er...thought I might get out of your hair.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49You've obviously got things to discuss.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52PRINTER WHIRRS
0:16:59 > 0:17:01What's this?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04But I thought Fiona said...
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Ah, mate, come on.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13This isn't who we are.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16We don't give up. We move on.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20We overcome things, we-we take action...
0:17:23 > 0:17:25I am.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Used to save lives.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31'That's who I am.'
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Help me save Fiona's.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40My life sentence, not her's.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Let them think I gave up.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50You are my witness.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54'I was there for you, Boss.'
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Are you sure this is what you want?
0:18:16 > 0:18:18I'm sorry.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Bad idea.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21But with good intentions.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25If you'd have read it, you'd have seen that.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Mandy, do you seriously think I'd be messing you around
0:18:27 > 0:18:30over something like this?
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Me, of all people?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37I know...it's a big deal.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39- After everything that happened... - Don't.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42But she'd have wanted you to move on,
0:18:42 > 0:18:45to live, not wither away.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47You have a lot to offer.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51I never meant to make things harder.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55But if you're not ready...
0:19:16 > 0:19:17No.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21No!
0:19:21 > 0:19:25How can you be...so...selfish?!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Just...
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Just giving up?
0:19:30 > 0:19:31Don't you love me?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34'More than I can say.'
0:19:36 > 0:19:38I could get my own solicitor.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40I could fight you through the courts.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50I'm sorry.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53I'm so sorry.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56I just need you!
0:20:05 > 0:20:06I need you.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Not me any more.
0:20:11 > 0:20:12You are!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Can't touch you.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18You are!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Please, don't leave me.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28I. Ideas. Press.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37SHE SNIFFS
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Please. In sunshine.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52SHE CRIES
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Oh, good, you're not racing off anywhere.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59No, just an afternoon nail-biting sesh.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01It's just I was talking to Emma,
0:21:01 > 0:21:05and she had this great idea that you should move into theirs!
0:21:05 > 0:21:06As a proper lodger.
0:21:06 > 0:21:11You know, you'd be independent and it's dead nice. And-and cheap.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12You'd have friends on tap.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16I think maybe you were right,
0:21:16 > 0:21:17I-I'm not really ready for any of this.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21No, no, no, I didn't... What I meant to say...
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- ALL:- SURPRISE!
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Well, we could not let you go without a little send-off!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31SHE LAUGHS
0:21:48 > 0:21:51There you go. Knock 'em dead.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52OK.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Go on! By the time the partners get back,
0:21:55 > 0:21:58that and the cake will be on the endangered list.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02It is non-alcoholic, so it will not impair your judgement.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05OK, well... I'll-I'll just...
0:22:05 > 0:22:06DOOR OPENS
0:22:09 > 0:22:10What you doing here?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12I heard about your do.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16And I was...you know, just passing anyway.
0:22:16 > 0:22:17Oh?
0:22:17 > 0:22:19I thought I'd chip in and wish you luck.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Thank you.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- What's up?- Nothing. It's...
0:22:25 > 0:22:26No?
0:22:28 > 0:22:31I don't think there's going to be anything much worth celebrating.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33No. No, no.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34You'll be all right.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39I, er...
0:22:39 > 0:22:40I thought these might help.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47- Plays music.- I know!
0:22:49 > 0:22:52It's George Michael's greatest hits!
0:22:52 > 0:22:53Yeah.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Ahhh!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Oh, rum and raisin, my favourite!
0:23:03 > 0:23:05I've been looking everywhere!
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Well, stopped selling it in the '90s.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Except in Tehran, apparently.
0:23:09 > 0:23:14And I just thought...you'd had so much new stuff to deal with recently
0:23:14 > 0:23:17that something familiar might help.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Not that you'd need it.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28Have drink on me.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33(Yeah.)
0:23:34 > 0:23:37MONITORS BEEP
0:23:43 > 0:23:44Off.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51'The stone that puts the stars to flight.'
0:23:52 > 0:23:54BEEPING STOPS
0:23:54 > 0:23:56'Maybe Omar Khayyam got closest.
0:23:58 > 0:24:03' "Ah, make the most of what we yet may spend
0:24:03 > 0:24:07' "Before we, too, into the dust descend."
0:24:07 > 0:24:10'I wish I'd kissed you more.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14'Told you I love you more.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16'Held you closer...
0:24:18 > 0:24:20'..while I could.'
0:24:36 > 0:24:38SHE CRIES
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Um, hi.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50Hi!
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Er, I just wanted to say ta.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Thanks for all your kindness.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Um, cos everything that's happened to me lately
0:24:59 > 0:25:04just makes you realise that life's shorter than you think.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Blink and you miss it.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09So I'm going to go for it! I'm going to move into Emma's, if that's OK?
0:25:09 > 0:25:12- Great!- Probably get round all of you at this rate!
0:25:12 > 0:25:16Yeah, I'm sure that Heston would appreciate a bit of George Michael.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18THEY ALL LAUGH
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Um, and I promise that I'll make you proud.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25- Fortune favours the brave and all that.- Aww.
0:25:25 > 0:25:26KAREN LAUGHS
0:25:26 > 0:25:28- Cheers!- Can I have some cake?
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Yes, of course you can!
0:25:31 > 0:25:33- Ta.- Here, have an extra big bit.
0:25:33 > 0:25:34Oh, thank you.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37SHE SOBS
0:25:44 > 0:25:47# Don't worry
0:25:47 > 0:25:49# Be happy
0:25:52 > 0:25:56# In every life, we have some trouble
0:25:56 > 0:25:58# But when you worry, you make it double
0:25:58 > 0:26:00# Don't worry
0:26:01 > 0:26:03# Be happy
0:26:03 > 0:26:05# Don't worry, be happy now
0:26:05 > 0:26:07# Ooh-ooh-hoo
0:26:07 > 0:26:09# Hoo-hoo-ooh... #
0:26:09 > 0:26:10Pub?
0:26:10 > 0:26:12# Don't worry
0:26:12 > 0:26:14# Woo-hoo-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
0:26:14 > 0:26:15# Be happy
0:26:15 > 0:26:17# Woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
0:26:17 > 0:26:19# Don'y worry, be happy
0:26:19 > 0:26:21# Ooh-ooh-hoo
0:26:21 > 0:26:22# Hoo-hoo-ooh
0:26:22 > 0:26:24# Woo-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
0:26:24 > 0:26:25# Don't worry
0:26:25 > 0:26:28# Woo-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh... #
0:26:28 > 0:26:30- Oh, 'scuse fingers.- It's all right.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Eh! That doesn't mean you're on a promise!
0:26:37 > 0:26:39I know that look.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Do you?
0:26:45 > 0:26:46Do you?
0:26:47 > 0:26:49I...
0:26:51 > 0:26:52Um...
0:26:56 > 0:26:59You got your game face on? I'm ready when you are.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Er, change of plan, I'm afraid.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02Bucky Rogers!
0:27:02 > 0:27:03The Hasker!
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Dude, are those the same trainers you wore to college?
0:27:07 > 0:27:08No...
0:27:08 > 0:27:09THEY LAUGH
0:27:09 > 0:27:10Is something wrong?
0:27:12 > 0:27:13I found a body.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Pull it together, Haskey!
0:27:15 > 0:27:18You keep telling me how good you are, so get on it.