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0:00:28 > 0:00:33Hartnell, Troughton, Pertwee, Baker,

0:00:33 > 0:00:37Davison, Baker, McCoy, McGann,

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Eccleston, Tennant, Smith, Capaldi.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45- KNOCKING ON DOOR - Come in.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48You got your game face on? I'm ready when you are.

0:00:48 > 0:00:49Change of plan, I'm afraid.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51No, not on my part. Come on, up and at them.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Look, I know I owe you a favour.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55And I am calling that favour in.

0:00:55 > 0:00:59You wanted your presentation for the CCG to be more whizzy.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Well, I took your bells and I took your whistles

0:01:02 > 0:01:06and I gave you the Birmingham Philharmonic Orchestra.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08And I'm very grateful.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Yeah, and I did it all completely gremlin-free.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13I mean, I say "gremlin-free",

0:01:13 > 0:01:15but that would be discounting that tiny, little bit of

0:01:15 > 0:01:21all-destroying code I implanted right at the centre of your presentation,

0:01:21 > 0:01:24just waiting for Howard Bellamy to double-cross me.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Well, I don't respond to threats.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30I'm not making threats, I'm simply stating facts.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34Either you do my bidding or your important firework display

0:01:34 > 0:01:37of a presentation will be a damp squib.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Your cojones will be gone-es.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Look, I'm not going back on my word,

0:01:42 > 0:01:46I'm just postponing so I can deal with more important things.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50Honour your word, or the presentation goes up in smoke in...

0:01:53 > 0:01:58..59, 58, 57, 56...

0:02:01 > 0:02:02Such a shame.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07All right!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09All right!

0:02:15 > 0:02:17I was beginning to lose hope.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Sorry it's late, Dr Carter, half the depot's off with flu.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Sign there.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Bit of a whiff coming from that one, not sorry to hand it over.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31Smoked garlic in truffle oil - an epicurean's eau de cologne.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Very hard to get in this country.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Old man's socks to me. You have a nice day.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Bye.

0:02:39 > 0:02:44- So who's the stag?- Russell, we shared digs at university.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47A houseful of medical students? I bet the neighbours loved that.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Actually, Russell is now a top-end criminal lawyer.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Right. So are you the best man?

0:02:53 > 0:02:58Yeah, I mean, not officially, but he'd be mad to choose Buck.

0:02:58 > 0:02:59Who's Buck?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Eddie "Buck" Rogers III.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03He lives in the United States Of America

0:03:03 > 0:03:05where he makes a fortune as a shrink.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- Both high-flyers then?- Yes, and expecting this do to be the dog's.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Which it will be with me at the helm.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Nothing beats a bash organised by a medic.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20There speaks a man who's never been to a regimental reunion.

0:03:20 > 0:03:25Confucius says, barman is just a medic with limited resources.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27We're all leaders in our field.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29So that's what they think of you, is it?

0:03:29 > 0:03:33- Best of the best?- Yes. I never follow, Howard. You know that.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38All that remains is to get you kitted out.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45ALL: Down it! Down it! Down it!

0:03:46 > 0:03:50THEY CHEER AND LAUGH

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Right, while we're still capable,

0:03:58 > 0:04:02here's a toast to Mr Russell, "Hang 'Em High" Redmond,

0:04:02 > 0:04:05who keeps the streets of Britain safe from footpads,

0:04:05 > 0:04:08brigands and Terminators.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10I plead genius, my lord.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13And he does an awesome Chewbacca impression. Do it.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Do it. Do it, do it, do it.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Who's the bigger fool? The fool or the fool who follows him?

0:04:19 > 0:04:21HE POORLY IMITATES CHEWBACCA

0:04:21 > 0:04:23THEY LAUGH

0:04:23 > 0:04:25I bet the High Court judges love that one.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29So how is the lovely and very fragrant Mrs Redmond to be?

0:04:29 > 0:04:33Steering well clear of you reprobates for the time being.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Sends her love.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37If you're going to call it Birmingham International Airport,

0:04:37 > 0:04:39you should at least have more than five cabs.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42That's international law, right?.

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Buck Rogers!

0:04:43 > 0:04:48Hasker! Dude, are those the same trainers you wore at college?

0:04:48 > 0:04:49No.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51THEY LAUGH

0:04:51 > 0:04:52Look at you, man.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Glad you could make it. I know how busy you must be.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Wouldn't have missed it for the world, you know that.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00It's been way too long.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02My best buds!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Right, come on, break it up, we're wasting valuable drinking time.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08And you, sir, are improperly dressed,

0:05:08 > 0:05:09Ho-ho! Look at that!

0:05:09 > 0:05:12That is awesome!

0:05:12 > 0:05:16THEY CHEER

0:05:31 > 0:05:33OK, get off now. Get off. Get off! Go!

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Neil, are you all right?

0:05:41 > 0:05:45You saw that, he came up to me.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Oh, yeah, that's Sam, he lives up there.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51He grabbed my hand. I didn't encourage it.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52No, he's a lovely chap.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54He likes to know what people are doing.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Surprised you haven't bumped into him before.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59Is something wrong?

0:06:04 > 0:06:05I found a body.

0:06:08 > 0:06:13- PHONE RINGS - Yes, Mrs Tembe.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17The CCG have postponed your meeting until next month.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20So, how is your afternoon progressing?

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Not quick enough.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25If I have to hear one more impersonation of Chewbacca,

0:06:25 > 0:06:30or the theme to the Thunderbirds every time somebody downs a pint!

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Are they men or boys?

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Does the phrase all mouth and no trousers mean anything to you?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38I feel this conversation is taking me

0:06:38 > 0:06:40in a direction I do not want to go.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42You and me both, Mrs Tembe. You and me both.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Goodbye.- All I'm saying is, give me 12 months

0:06:45 > 0:06:47and I'll be starting my own chambers.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50- We're already house hunting in London.- Same again, please.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- How're things with you? - I've got a couple of patents..

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Pretty sweet. The private practice is solid,

0:06:55 > 0:06:57I do one day a week at the university

0:06:57 > 0:07:01on a research programme, and this time next year I will be published.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Yeah?- Yeah! Academic press, but it's a wicked deal.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07- You get respect from your peers.- I thought about going down that road,

0:07:07 > 0:07:08I've had a couple of papers published,

0:07:08 > 0:07:12- but it's the new interfaces where I'm getting breakthroughs.- Like what?

0:07:12 > 0:07:15I was surprised when I heard about you going into general practice.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Seems a bit base level. - I look at it as ground work.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Those patents? No luck with that yet? No?

0:07:22 > 0:07:26You haven't given us a date for the wedding yet, or a place.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Not that it matters, just say the word and we're there.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Aren't we due a change of venue? Or is the patent PENDING on that?

0:07:32 > 0:07:34THEY LAUGH

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Drink this. You're in shock.

0:07:42 > 0:07:48I was just taking a short cut through the woods this morning.

0:07:48 > 0:07:49This morning?!

0:07:49 > 0:07:52So, the police are still there?

0:07:52 > 0:07:55No, I didn't call them. I just carried on.

0:07:57 > 0:08:02So, the body's still there? You've not said anything to anyone?

0:08:03 > 0:08:05I don't know why.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09But...when that boy put his hand in mine,

0:08:09 > 0:08:10it just...

0:08:12 > 0:08:14..he looked the same, you know?

0:08:17 > 0:08:19It reminded me.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21A child's body.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23By the path.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26I think we should notify the police.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34Exterminate... Exterminate...

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Hey! Come on.

0:08:36 > 0:08:393..2..1

0:08:42 > 0:08:44THEY GROAN

0:08:46 > 0:08:48We need to keep drinking pints, got to rehydrate.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51I haven't done shots since the last time I was here.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53- Lightweight. - No, it's a social thing.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Back home, they'd think you were sent by the devil

0:08:56 > 0:08:58the way you knock them back.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01HE SLURS I got the demons running through me.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04The only thing you were ever better than me at -

0:09:04 > 0:09:06hangovers. What time does the stripper get here?

0:09:06 > 0:09:09- That's no way to talk about your fiancee.- I wish!

0:09:09 > 0:09:16Guys, guys, ah, my best buds. I missed this.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20For someone who was president of the University Sci-Fi Society...

0:09:20 > 0:09:24- Three years running. - ..why are you so stuck in the past?

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Cos it's the only thing to look forward to.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Come to Boston, it's only five hours.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33There's a huge Sci-fi convention.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36It's big, it's awesome, you're going to love it. Come on.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40- Maybe. - Maybe? That's all you've got?

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Come on, the wedding'll be done and dusted,

0:09:43 > 0:09:45I'm sure Caroline will let you off the leash.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49- OK, I didn't want to do this right now.- What?- What?

0:09:49 > 0:09:53- What?- We're already married.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56I mean, what the hell, man?

0:09:56 > 0:09:59It was all a bit spur of the moment.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01What? Like, what do you fancy doing tomorrow?

0:10:01 > 0:10:04I dunno, go to the supermarket or we could just go and get married?

0:10:04 > 0:10:06I tried to ring and tell you but you just jumped in

0:10:06 > 0:10:08and started banging on about the stag.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12- The wedding was never going to be a big deal.- Why not?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Caroline didn't want the whole thing overrun by...

0:10:14 > 0:10:17By what, geeks? So you were just tossing us a bone?

0:10:17 > 0:10:18There you go, there's a geek bone.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20We were never going to be invited, were we?

0:10:20 > 0:10:23It would've been awkward. You've always been

0:10:23 > 0:10:25a bit too fixated on Caroline. Haven't you?

0:10:25 > 0:10:29What?! We've never been anything but just good friends!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- You wished it was more. - No, I didn't.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33And what about me?

0:10:35 > 0:10:36What about me?!

0:10:43 > 0:10:45It's over there

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Where, exactly? - There, over there, under that.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Under this board?- That's right.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08No. There's nothing here.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Are you sure we're in the right place?

0:11:11 > 0:11:12Maybe it's been moved.

0:11:14 > 0:11:18- See if we've got any dogs available. Have a good look round the place.- OK.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25He seems to be suffering from complete disassociation.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Carrying on with his rounds as if nothing happened.

0:11:30 > 0:11:31I didn't imagine it.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37I dunno, maybe I did, just blanked it out, but it was here.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41Then, when that other boy came up to me, he looked the same.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44He was just lying there, huddled in the snow.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48Well, there's no snow. Not recently.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52- What? No, there was, it was... - No, we've had no snow.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59No...it's not right.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04How delayed can shock be, exactly?

0:12:08 > 0:12:12Did you think we wouldn't notice when there was no wedding?!

0:12:12 > 0:12:14What do you mean, fixated?

0:12:14 > 0:12:17- She's always just been a very good friend of mine.- Whatever!

0:12:17 > 0:12:19I knew it was going to be tricky, inviting you.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Some of your e-mails lately, mate...

0:12:21 > 0:12:24If anything, I'd just be concerned that she's too good for you.

0:12:24 > 0:12:29Oh, come on, Al? Wherever we went, you were there.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33You sat there making cow eyes at her the whole last meal we had.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37Ho-ho! Mr Pot, meet Mr Kettle.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39- What does that mean? - Grown-ups talk.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42He knows, just like he should know better.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45- It should have been me. - Everything all right, gents?

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Ah, butt out, Buttinski!

0:12:47 > 0:12:51It should have been you? Caroline never even looked at you twice.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52Does she know?

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Whassup? You ashamed?!

0:12:57 > 0:13:01- Me and him, back in the day. - What?

0:13:01 > 0:13:02We were lovers.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Practically that whole last year at college.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09"Lovers"? Hardly. Stupid phase.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12- Phase? - HE LAUGHS

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Close encounters of the third kind for over a year, pal!

0:13:15 > 0:13:18How did you never figure it out?

0:13:18 > 0:13:21You were just always going off and leaving me behind.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24I figured it was just because you thought you were better than me.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28- We WERE better than you. - Better at being gay!

0:13:28 > 0:13:32It was nothing, just...youthful indiscretion.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35For a whole year?! It meant a lot more to me.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39So you thought you'd come over here and break up the wedding!

0:13:39 > 0:13:41- Talk about a drama queen!- You s...

0:13:41 > 0:13:43All right! Party's over.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46It's been over for years!

0:13:46 > 0:13:49I've got a career and a position and a baby on the way.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52A baby?! So, the wedding's not so spontaneous then?!

0:13:54 > 0:13:57It didn't mean anything.

0:13:57 > 0:14:01Well, it meant everything to me, always.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06I always hoped...

0:14:08 > 0:14:10This is not done, not with me.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12- Bucky!- I was happy here.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Don't forget to write!

0:14:20 > 0:14:21Mrs Tembe?

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Change of plan, looks like things are going downhill fast,

0:14:24 > 0:14:28I may be able to make it back before the end of play.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Alcohol and old secrets - never a good mix.

0:14:31 > 0:14:36Keep the university meeting on simmer. I'll let you know, OK.

0:14:36 > 0:14:37Thank you. Bye.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40I blame you for this.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Yeah, I blame me, too. Stupid Hasker.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Forcing you two into bed.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51I mean, all this old comrades stuff.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54Hanging onto my coat-tails the way you always did.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56I think we should go and have a look for your friend.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00What! You and Buck is one trick I'd never try and muscle in on.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02You always used to worm your way into our lives

0:15:02 > 0:15:04cos you never had one of your own.

0:15:04 > 0:15:05Still don't, by the look of it.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08You know what. Bucky deserves better than you.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10So does Caroline.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13I'll send you her love, shall I?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Get my bag.

0:15:16 > 0:15:17Get it yourself.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Stupid, dumbass, country.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Freakin' idiot, coming back.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Made my own death star.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Blow up Birmingham.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42Oh!

0:15:45 > 0:15:46Aargh!

0:15:46 > 0:15:48HE GROANS

0:15:53 > 0:15:55No.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57There's so many of them

0:16:05 > 0:16:07I think this is him.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09OK.

0:16:11 > 0:16:12Let's have a look.

0:16:14 > 0:16:19Adrian McArdle. Went missing on his way to school, January 2010.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25We had massive snow storms that winter, I remember?

0:16:25 > 0:16:28- He looks like young Sam from this morning. - KNOCK ON THE DOOR

0:16:28 > 0:16:30- Sarge.- Excuse me.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Four years.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42How can I have put it from my head that long?

0:16:43 > 0:16:44It's not your fault.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49We've found a grave...

0:16:50 > 0:16:53..so this is now a murder enquiry.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54Heston?

0:17:02 > 0:17:05I'll need a statement from you about what happened today.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07And Neil?

0:17:07 > 0:17:12Well, I've got an open mind, but we now have a crime scene,

0:17:12 > 0:17:14and somebody buried the body.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17There's no-one else in the frame at the moment.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19So you see a suspect.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23And I see a man suffering a traumatic experience.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Mrs Tembe, it's Howard here.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Scrap my last call, I'm here for the duration.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37We've lost one of the stags.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39I'm sure he went in that direction.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42How can somebody so drunk get so far?!

0:17:42 > 0:17:44What are you doing?!

0:17:44 > 0:17:47HE LAUGHS Howard. I just cleaned your bumper.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51- Right, that way.- Al?!

0:17:51 > 0:17:54No way Russell would've done this.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57I bet he made such a rubbish gay.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Can't dance, he's got no dress sense.

0:17:59 > 0:18:00BUCK SCREAMING

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Buck?

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Buck?!

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Al! Here!

0:18:13 > 0:18:15- Come on, get up! - I can't move.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17HE LAUGHS

0:18:20 > 0:18:21Hasker...

0:18:25 > 0:18:26I'm stuck.

0:18:27 > 0:18:32It was bumping into Sam that jogged his memory. It was shock.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34- He wasn't faking it. - OK, tell me this,

0:18:34 > 0:18:38can shock make him forget something he did,

0:18:38 > 0:18:40as easily as forget something he saw?

0:18:40 > 0:18:43So you think it's delayed guilt, rather than delayed shock?

0:18:43 > 0:18:47I don't know, but I'd say guilt's the stronger of the two at the moment.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50In my medical opinion, he's more likely to suffer shock

0:18:50 > 0:18:53DISCOVERING a murder scene, rather than creating it.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Anyway, what happened to innocent until proven guilty?

0:18:56 > 0:18:58You can't prove anything unless you investigate it?

0:18:58 > 0:19:01You're not investigating, you're not looking for anyone else.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04You've got him in firmly in your sights, exactly the same way...

0:19:04 > 0:19:08No, this is not like you, Heston. This is different.

0:19:08 > 0:19:09This is a child's murder.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13You need to keep pressure on the wound.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17I'm cold, drunk, and I'm dying in a ditch, for love.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19You're not going to die, you're going to live

0:19:19 > 0:19:22and you'll do a lot better than Russell.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26Right fire crew, paramedics are on the way. What's the score?

0:19:26 > 0:19:29- It's gone all the way through. - Please don't leave me.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31We're not going anywhere, just stay still.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33How close is it to the femoral artery?

0:19:33 > 0:19:37It's really close. We shouldn't move him. We shouldn't move you.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40He's not looking too good. Is that the shock or is it the booze?

0:19:40 > 0:19:43I don't know! I'm really, really drunk.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Al! What's in your bag that can help?

0:19:46 > 0:19:48- Morphine? Something? Anything? - What bag?

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Haskey, pull it together, you keep telling me how good you are,

0:19:51 > 0:19:53so get on it!

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Feeling better?

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Tired. Been on the go since five.

0:20:01 > 0:20:05Where's Dr Carter? What's going to happen?

0:20:05 > 0:20:07We're going to transfer the case to CID.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09They'll want to speak to you.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11What's that?

0:20:12 > 0:20:13Some evidence we found.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Three letters.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23Three...random letters.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Three letters that could have come out of a post bag.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30Letters?

0:20:31 > 0:20:34- Why's that evidence? - Because we found them with the body.

0:20:35 > 0:20:36No.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39I don't like this.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Don't make me remember.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54You can't make me.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01HE GROANS IN PAIN

0:21:01 > 0:21:04Hey, Doctor Beer Breath, I don't want you

0:21:04 > 0:21:08- anywhere near my goodies with a scalpel, OK?- I'm fine.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10You don't look fine.

0:21:10 > 0:21:11Prove it.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13Fine.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17Hartnell, Troughton, Pertwee, Baker, Davison, Baker, McCoy, McGann,

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Eccleston, Tennant, Smith, Capaldi.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21That's all the Doctors, in order.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Al, prepare me a good funeral, huh?

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Only if you let me have your Star Wars Collection.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Everything but the Han Solo outfit.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32I'm going to be buried in that costume.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33- Howard, give me your tie.- What?

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Give me your tie I haven't got my tourniquet.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41Pick some good music. Nothing too churchy, no hymns.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43You can have my funeral music.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Long as it's not My Way.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Nah, nah, it's much better.

0:21:51 > 0:21:55# Well, I don't know why I came here tonight... #

0:21:55 > 0:21:56Sing along!

0:21:56 > 0:21:59# I got the feeling that something ain't right. #

0:21:59 > 0:22:01I can't do it. Sorry.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03I can't. I've never given a jab!

0:22:03 > 0:22:05I'm so cold.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08Do it.

0:22:08 > 0:22:13# Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right, here I am

0:22:13 > 0:22:15# Stuck in the middle with you. #

0:22:15 > 0:22:19# Stuck in the middle...

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Never retreat, never surrender.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27A good quality in a Jedi.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30HE MUMBLES AND GASPS

0:22:30 > 0:22:34..but you always take it personal... if you fail.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40No, no, Buck! You're not leaving me.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Stay with me!

0:22:45 > 0:22:46Please!

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Bucky!

0:22:59 > 0:23:03I thought that as soon as the body was found, you'd made up your mind.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06And YOU were determined to give him the benefit of the doubt,

0:23:06 > 0:23:09- regardless! - I didn't want to judge him.

0:23:09 > 0:23:13When I was taken in for questioning, I began to doubt myself.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16You didn't want to judge him, but what about judging me?

0:23:16 > 0:23:19- Yes. But that's... - What? Unfair?

0:23:19 > 0:23:23You thought I'd decided he was guilty! No, I'd kept an open mind.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26- OK, but...- Did you ever consider he might have been using you?

0:23:26 > 0:23:28What do you mean?

0:23:28 > 0:23:32In my professional opinion, the only time you can make your mind up about someone is...

0:23:33 > 0:23:35..is probably never.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Because just when you think you've got them figured out...

0:23:40 > 0:23:42I'm sorry if I was unfair on you.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45Do you need a statement?

0:23:45 > 0:23:49Bucky, come on, man.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51You can't leave me alone here.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54SIRENS APPROACH Bucky!

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Get off me! He's my friend.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00I haven't got enough that I can lose one! Bucky!

0:24:00 > 0:24:02You've been going ten minutes, maybe you should...

0:24:02 > 0:24:06BUCK COUGHS AND GASPS Oh, yes!

0:24:07 > 0:24:08Here! Down here!

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Welcome back.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Where've I been?

0:24:13 > 0:24:16A galaxy far, far away.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21That was incredible. Good work.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31You look how I feel.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Stop milking it. It's only a flesh wound.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37You'll be out in a couple of days. Pardon the pun.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40It's enough time for you two to make peace.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42I've done nothing wrong.

0:24:44 > 0:24:45You're not the loser you were.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47I never was one.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52Look, this all felt like holding on to the past.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55It wasn't even that great.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58# Well, I don't know why I came here tonight

0:24:58 > 0:25:02# I got a feeling that something's not right... #

0:25:02 > 0:25:03You...

0:25:04 > 0:25:06..take care of yourself.

0:25:10 > 0:25:11I'll call you.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Jerk.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23- You saved my life. - It's a good life to save.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Come to Boston.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29At least, just keep in touch.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32- I could always use a good friend. - I always was a good friend.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35You were just too busy hiding in the closet to notice.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Try and get some sleep.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00You look naked without a tie.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Quite a day!

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Bit of an eye-opener.

0:26:06 > 0:26:10So, The Hasker DOES have moments of doubt?

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Nah, that was just the booze.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14All right, fine. Howard.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17You saw a moment of doubt, make the most of it.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20It's different when it's a friend, isn't it?

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Come on, I'll give you lift home.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28You know what, they're treating someone I care about there

0:26:28 > 0:26:30and I want to make sure they do it right.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33It's not that I don't trust them, it's just...

0:26:35 > 0:26:37..Howard, I was a hero today.

0:26:49 > 0:26:54Hartnell, Troughton, Pertwee, Baker, Davison,

0:26:54 > 0:27:02Baker, McCoy, McGann, Eccleston, Tennant, Smith, Capaldi.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10There are two nuns in a bath and the first nun says...

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Where's the soap?

0:27:13 > 0:27:16Oh, no, what's her name?

0:27:16 > 0:27:18Eurethra Stratica?

0:27:18 > 0:27:21Ah, yeah, you can get ointment for that!

0:27:21 > 0:27:22- SHE LAUGHS - Rub it on.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24This place is all right, innit?

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Isn't it?