0:00:41 > 0:00:44Can you direct me to the pharmacy?
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Kan du direkte mig til apoteket?
0:00:50 > 0:00:53- Can you direct me to...? - Can you direct me to a clean mug?
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Sorry, so sorry! You're up early.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59- Coffee?- I'll make it.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02No, no, you're all right. What are you doing?
0:01:02 > 0:01:07Displacing. Teach yourself Danish.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- Are you going to Denmark? - No.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Er, right?
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Displacing is not doing what I ought to be doing.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Oh. Right.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21I've been really slack and I will get some work done today.
0:01:21 > 0:01:26Don't worry. I'll go to the library or a coffee shop or something.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Why?- I don't want to take advantage.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Oh, no, don't be daft. You're fine where you are.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- Seriously?- Yep.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39I won't be back till late, one of my Craft Club mates just had a baby.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42I've got the seven o'clock slot to go and coo.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46OK. Look, I will clean up. Where's your vacuum?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48In the cupboard in the hall.
0:01:48 > 0:01:53Consider it done. Straight through. And dusted.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58What if we don't have anything to talk about?
0:01:58 > 0:02:02How can you possibly have nothing to talk about?
0:02:02 > 0:02:04What if it's a rubbish restaurant?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- Or a really, really, snotty posh one?- Well, it won't be.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Rob will have made the right choice.
0:02:09 > 0:02:14He'll find somewhere with a bit of glitz, he'll want to impress you.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16I can't go, I haven't got anything to wear!
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Have you seen the wardrobes upstairs?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Knock yourself out.- Seriously? - Absolutely.
0:02:21 > 0:02:26- You've got some lovely frocks. - Yes, I have. So, problem solved.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Oh!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Erm... Can I ask a favour?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33No, you can buy your own tights!
0:02:33 > 0:02:37No, no. I don't want anybody talking. At work, I mean.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41- You know, if it all turns out awful, I don't want...- It won't.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Yeah, but what if it does?
0:02:49 > 0:02:54- Dad!- I know, I know... It's a new razor. Lethal.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56OH!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Dad!- Neither use nor ornament!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Sit there and calm down. - Yeah, yeah.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05I'll get you some cereal. You'd kill yourself if you fried an egg.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Listen, you've got to stay calm. Yeah. Be Zen.
0:03:09 > 0:03:14If you get all wound up and freaked out about tonight, you'll ruin it.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Just tell yourself to be cool. - Be cool.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21It's a big night, be bold, but be cool. You're cool.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Mom's cool.- We're all cool.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29By the way, I've invited someone for dinner tonight.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30What for?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Because I thought it would be nice.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- I'm meeting John after work. - What for?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38A soupcon of sweet sherry and a bowl of wonton soup.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- What do you think I'm meeting John for?- Pot head!
0:03:41 > 0:03:46Fine. Be nice to have Jimmi all to myself.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Again.- Jimmi?
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Jimmi Clay?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53His profile popped up on Mates Reconnected.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55He's kept in very good shape.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Yeah. Right, someone told me he was near Birmingham.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Letherbridge. I popped an invite into his surgery this morning.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04You RAN to Letherbridge?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07If you didn't spend half your time spliffing up with your stoner mates,
0:04:07 > 0:04:09you'd be able to run 20k before breakfast, too.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12What's for dinner, then? Tofu?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Jimmi enjoyed 'athletics'.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Because we all just love a buffed up Taff, don't we?
0:04:18 > 0:04:22I thought you could wow him with your raclette.
0:04:24 > 0:04:29- I don't think they're real.- Ah, an exciting night in the offing?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31I didn't say anything!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33How come he knows, then? If you didn't tell him? How do you know?
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- I spoke to Imogen on the telephone earlier.- Why?!
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- Well, I like to keep up to date with Imogen's endeavours. - Why?
0:04:40 > 0:04:43The arts. I was an early supporter and mentor.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- We nearly went to Florence together.- Hang on a minute!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- You and Imogen nearly went to Florence together?- Yeah...
0:04:50 > 0:04:52There were logistical problems,
0:04:52 > 0:04:56but I will always be a champion of Imogen the artist.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59That's all right, but don't talk about me.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01I've got enough pressure as it is.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Karen! Does Heston look like a gossip?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Yeah.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Fair enough.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14A sealed letter, hand delivered...
0:05:14 > 0:05:17And if I'm not mistaken, that is a woman's hand.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Haven't you got patients, Hetty Wainthropp?- No.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23There we are, confirmed. It's from a woman.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26That is your 'I've got a letter from a woman' face.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29It is not my 'I've got a letter from a woman' face.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31It's an invitation for dinner tonight.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34From a girl I used to know at uni.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37"Know." As in the biblical know?
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Oh, I forget you were a child bride, weren't you? How boring.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42I was. But I was in an open marriage.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Really? Tell me more! - There is nothing to tell.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Anyway, she married Nate. Nate was my squash partner. He was fun.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49He doesn't know.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51HE GASPS Just like an episode of Dynasty!
0:05:51 > 0:05:54HE HUMS DYNASTY THEME Jimmi Clay is digging for Royal.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56- That's Dallas. - HE LAUGHS
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Anyway, they changed. They had a Porsche, and the big penthouse.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00I hate them(!)
0:06:00 > 0:06:02We lost touch.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Anyway, small talk, dinner, 'guess how much my house cost' chat.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- It sounds incredible dreary. - No. It's just what I need.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10I think you should come back with me instead.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Pint, bag of chips, a box set.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12I'm going.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Oi, Marquez - I've been looking for you.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- Whatever it is, deny it. - What?- You OK?- Yeah, fine. Why?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21You still haven't sent me the update on Mrs O'Leary.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- SHE GROANS - Haven't I?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25No. And I need it.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26You are so bad at your job.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28- SHE LAUGHS - I'll do it next.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30All right, cheers.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34You still messaging that Sarah from the dating website?
0:06:34 > 0:06:35No. No. This is just a mate.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37SHE CLEARS THROAT
0:06:37 > 0:06:39PHONE RINGS
0:06:44 > 0:06:48I know it'll be just you, Jimmi (Clay).
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Anything on the telly tonight?
0:06:51 > 0:06:54I am thinking of going to the cinema.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56The whole experience of the cinema has changed.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Too many kids on their phones, too much chatting.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- I agree. - Just pay to go super class.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05No-one texts, you're in the perfect position for the triangulation
0:07:05 > 0:07:09of the surround sound and they bring nachos to your very sofa.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13I do like nachos. I'm not too partial to the jumbo sausage.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15That's not what I heard.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16THEY LAUGH
0:07:18 > 0:07:19What?
0:07:19 > 0:07:20What?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Karen, would you like a cup of tea?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24You all know, don't you?!
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Excuse me?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27You've been talking about me and Rob.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Well, sorry to disappoint, but I'm not going.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31What about you and Rob?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33I don't do relationship drama.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Karen, we haven't been talking about you and Rob.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40The only two people who know you're going on a date are Heston and I.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41A date? Fantastic.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46It's making me feel sick all this. I'm just going to kick it into touch.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Don't be silly. It's going to be lovely.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50What are you going to wear?
0:07:50 > 0:07:55Mrs Tembe, she has her outfit sorted - it's French, vintage.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Karen's going to look wonderful.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59If Karen goes.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01You will go.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02You'll go.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04And you will have a lovely evening.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07According to Imogen, Rob has booked the perfect table
0:08:07 > 0:08:09in the perfect venue.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13So, how's it going with your single friend?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Who, by the way, is so airheaded that she hasn't even pinged over
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Mrs O'Leary's notes.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Sorry!
0:08:19 > 0:08:20My "single friend"
0:08:20 > 0:08:23could have a date every night of the week for a year if she wanted.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I am here.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27My "single friend" has been getting on very well
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- with online Sarah. - Yeah, that's online - not on a date.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32What's the problem?
0:08:32 > 0:08:35There's a massive difference between people and profiles.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38What would you know about it?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Excuse me, what would you know about it? Bog off.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Children, children - don't make me take the cake away.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45No, don't.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- O'Leary. After lunch.- Promise.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51FUNKY MUSIC
0:09:04 > 0:09:06# Got to get you into my life
0:09:06 > 0:09:08# Into my life
0:09:11 > 0:09:13# Got to get you into my life
0:09:13 > 0:09:15# Into my life
0:09:17 > 0:09:20# Got to get you into my life
0:09:20 > 0:09:22# Into my life
0:09:24 > 0:09:27# Got to get you into my life
0:09:27 > 0:09:29# Into my life
0:09:31 > 0:09:34# Got to get you into my life
0:09:34 > 0:09:35# Into my life
0:09:43 > 0:09:44SHE LAUGHS
0:09:57 > 0:10:00# I was alone, I took a ride
0:10:00 > 0:10:04# Didn't know what I would find there
0:10:04 > 0:10:10# Another row or maybe I could see another sign there... #
0:10:12 > 0:10:15HE EXHALES
0:10:15 > 0:10:18HE COUGHS
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Can I get you something, a coffee? Some water?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22No, I'm fine. Thanks.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Although I have booked the restaurant for 7.30.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- Right, I'll go and chivvy her along. - Yeah.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Karen! He has been here nearly quarter-of-an-hour.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45KAREN: I've got a temperature.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Then get out here and I'll check it.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49What if I'm coming down with something?
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Karen!
0:10:55 > 0:10:56I feel a bit sick.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58You're just nervous. You're excited. You're...
0:11:01 > 0:11:03gorgeous.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Is he all right?
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Yes, I will say, he scrubs up very well.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11He's just a bit jittery. Look at you.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14You sure I look all right?
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Perfect.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17I wore that once.
0:11:17 > 0:11:23One night, one dinner - on the Cote d'Azure - overlooking the ocean.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27It was the most romantic and magical night of my life.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32You know what would be really mean right now?
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Putting extra pressure on a person, that would be mean.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48She's not coming, is she?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07It's been a long time since I fired this baby up.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09You should have been making sure it still works,
0:12:09 > 0:12:13- not tarting about at the barbers. - We should have bought a new one.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15We can't afford a new one.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19Watch my lips - we're not loaded now.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22There's more to wealth than money, sweetheart.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25DOORBELL RINGS
0:12:28 > 0:12:33Wow, look at you! You haven't changed a bit.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Come in.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39Hey, hey, there he is. How do we do this? Man hug?
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Yeah?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42THEY GROAN
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Put him down. The raclette, darling?
0:12:44 > 0:12:48Hunter-gatherer. Might have to get Urs to change the plug.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50So...let's get you a drinky.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53I've never forgotten how you like it, Jimmi. Never.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Lois! I'm back.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04Yeah, I'm here. Just give me a minute.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08You're early.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Good baby?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Yes. Lovely, plump, munchy baby.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16You didn't find the vacuum then?
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Stop it, stop it! It doesn't matter.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22But I've turned your house into a tip.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24THEY LAUGH
0:13:24 > 0:13:27I'm going to go and get in the shower, put my jim-jams on.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31If you really feel like you need to clean up, which you don't...
0:13:31 > 0:13:35- Which I do.- Well, you can. At least you got some work done.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Thank you.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Thanks.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Right, well...
0:13:45 > 0:13:48What do you think? It's nice, isn't it?
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Elegant without being swanky or over the top.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Hope you're hungry. What did you have for your lunch?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58I'm starving.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01I didn't have my lunch cos I was too nervous about tonight.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Really? Me too. What are we like?!
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Well?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09You've only been on the toilet.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11So, what do you fancy?
0:14:11 > 0:14:14My mother was so right about you, Nigel.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Karen?
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Here we go.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19You can put a pig in a palace. It's still a pig.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21HE GRUNTS LIKE A PIG
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Bit embarrassing.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29Do you fancy the devilled sweetbreads to start?
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Sweet? To start? Is that 'on trend' now?
0:14:32 > 0:14:37No, no, no, no. They're lambs'... erm, you know, testicles.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41HE CHUCKLES
0:14:41 > 0:14:44You know, we had this exact same conversation about sweetbread
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- a couple of years ago. - Did I say you were mad then?
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Yeah. Although you did bow to some gentle gourmet pressure.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54You loved them...once you tried them.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Although you did order them with crossed-eyes for comic effect.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59MAN SNORTS
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Yeah, we'll order whitebait. We'll share.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05So, if you don't like the sweetbreads,
0:15:05 > 0:15:06you can have the whitebait.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Try not to drool over the waiter's bum, darling.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Have they got any soup?
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Soup, you don't want soup. Let's be bold.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17It'll just be some twist on tomato.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22We-we-we can have soup.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Do you know what I don't get? - What?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Why you're still here?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Because you are.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39I'll have what you say but can I have steak for mains?
0:15:39 > 0:15:45Yeah, of course you can. You can have whatever you want, Karen.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Why not try it medium rare?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49You don't want it all chewy and done to death.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Do I not? OK. But I can't eat it if there's blood.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54MAN BURPS LOUDLY
0:15:58 > 0:15:59It should be sizzling.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Talking of which, what do you do to stay in shape, Jimmi?
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Oh subtle. She's saying you're still hot.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Time's been kind to you too, both of you.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15- Mmm, not the economy, sadly. - The house is lovely.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Useless pile of crap.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18So should have checked it.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Like you should have checked the share prices?
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Honestly - if it was just me who caused our social plummet.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Crack on then - that salmon's from the posh shop.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Sorry, mate. I won't be long.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32I'll get the extension cable, try a different socket.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36Eventually he will - but he'll have to spliff up first.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42So, Jimmi, do you do any recreational drugs
0:16:42 > 0:16:46or are you strictly a sexual recreationalist?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50I'm...no, I don't...
0:16:51 > 0:16:53People change.
0:16:53 > 0:16:58They don't. I always knew you'd come. You'd find me.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00You found me.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Wonder what else I can find.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07I better go and see if Nate...needs a hand.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Thanks.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16KAREN EXCLAIMS
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- Sorry, was that your foot?- It's OK.
0:17:24 > 0:17:29Did I tell you that you look stunning?
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Once or twice.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34Whitebait?
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Oh.
0:17:45 > 0:17:51- Oh, my days! It's got his head on it! - It's whitebait.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55The least they could've done is cut the bloody head off!
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Have mine.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00No! I've just had a fish's head in my mouth,
0:18:00 > 0:18:02I'm not going to have sheep's doo-dahs! In fact...
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Excuse me, can I get some soup and a couple of rolls?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Pig in a palace.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16And my steak, I don't want it medium rare.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20I want it properly cooked. Well done. Properly well done.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Oh, no. No, thanks.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32She put the moves on you?
0:18:32 > 0:18:33You must be starving.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35I've had the nibbles.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Sounds painful. That's about our level for fine dining nowadays.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Nibbles. What a crock.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Don't worry. I can see that...
0:18:43 > 0:18:45That we're poor people putting on a show?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47No. I meant stressed.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50My career's been the dampest squib in the history of damp squibs.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56I am financially imbecilic. And Ursula?
0:18:56 > 0:19:00Ursula can't keep her libido in check. Either here or at work.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04After a month, every woman in every company she works for hates her.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- Is that skunk? - We're still mates, right?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09As a mate, I should tell you there's
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- psychosis issues around that stuff. - It stops me toppin' myself.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13- Seriously?- No, I'm joking!
0:19:13 > 0:19:17- Look, if you need help, I can, I can...if you wanted...- Seriously?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Whatever you need - information, support, counselling...
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- Can you lend us a couple of grand? - What?!
0:19:22 > 0:19:24It's just that if I had a couple of grand,
0:19:24 > 0:19:26I could get in on the ground with something.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29It's not for long. It's just a couple of grand - four at the most -
0:19:29 > 0:19:31for three months, say - six tops.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33JIMMI SIGHS
0:19:33 > 0:19:40No, 'course not. Sorry. You didn't come expecting to get touched up.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41HE LAUGHS
0:19:41 > 0:19:46Not by Ursula, nor for a loan. You got a fag?
0:19:46 > 0:19:47No. I don't smoke anything.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Then why did you come outside?
0:19:52 > 0:19:55You actually care about me, don't you?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Yeah, of course I do, you're a mate.
0:19:57 > 0:20:03Ah, man. I knew you always were a cut above the average dude.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07I always knew that about you, Jimmi. Sort of an inspiration.
0:20:07 > 0:20:08Shut up!
0:20:08 > 0:20:10I always wanted to do this...
0:20:10 > 0:20:14Whoa! Mate! Nate! Nate! No. No...
0:20:16 > 0:20:18FUNKY MUSIC
0:20:18 > 0:20:19Jimmi, hungry?
0:20:19 > 0:20:23- He filled up on bread sticks. - What did you do?- What did I do?!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25- Where's my coat?- Jimmi...
0:20:25 > 0:20:27I'm not taking part in your freaky little threesome.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28Threesome?
0:20:28 > 0:20:31We got any chocolate babe, I'm starving?
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Oooow! Chocolate fondue! What's wrong with Jimmi?
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- When did he get so dull? - He is a bit of a bore.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Where are my keys?
0:20:37 > 0:20:43If I only had three words? Quivering, suburban and dullard...
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- I want my bloody keys! - Oh, Jimmi, do play nice.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Oh, right. Where would weirdo swingers hide my keys?
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Careful. You're beginning to look like a bit of a prat now.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54You are so out of order.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57I'm not the one who's stoned, I didn't try to blag a loan
0:20:57 > 0:20:59and I'm not the one who tried to feel me up.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03- A loan? How much?- Two to four.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05K? Ha!
0:21:06 > 0:21:11You dirty little tart! Did you try to jump Jimmi?
0:21:11 > 0:21:16Don't go, Jimmi! I'll muzzle Nate, I promise!
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Fruit bowl - of course they'd be in...
0:21:18 > 0:21:21What are you, the king and queen of the cliches or something?
0:21:21 > 0:21:24This is pathetic. If I had time, I'd feel sorry for you.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26All I wanted was a nice quiet evening with some old mates.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28If that makes me a dullard, then fine.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31I'd rather be dull than weird and creepy.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34THEY SNIGGER, LAUGH
0:21:37 > 0:21:39DOOR CLOSES
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Glass of wine?
0:21:45 > 0:21:50Now, you see, I knew there was a reason I let you stay.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52SHE LAUGHS
0:21:57 > 0:21:58CHRIS: 'Hello.'
0:21:58 > 0:22:00All right, mate. Sorry to bother you, is Mandy with you?
0:22:00 > 0:22:01'Nope.'
0:22:01 > 0:22:03I need her password. Do you know it?
0:22:03 > 0:22:04'Nope.'
0:22:04 > 0:22:06OK. I'll try her again.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07'Sorry, mate.'
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Thanks anyway.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14PHONE RINGS
0:22:15 > 0:22:18PHONE RINGS NEARBY
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Mandy!
0:22:23 > 0:22:27You see, it's not tender like that, is it?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Do you know what's not fair?
0:22:34 > 0:22:38What's not fair is that you know so much about me.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41I might have been right about the steak but you and lambs' knackers...
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Nil points.
0:22:44 > 0:22:49It's your own hair. Just eat it, you miserable, moaning cow.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53If I wanted hair...
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Shall I tell you a bit about me?
0:22:56 > 0:23:01I'm plain, I'm simple. I iron my own shirts.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04You love it that you don't have to iron my shirts.
0:23:04 > 0:23:05I hate ironing.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09I make the same joke every time we pass a church on a Sunday.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11I say, "There must have been a show on."
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- KAREN LAUGHS - And you laugh.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- I beg your pardon?!- You heard me.
0:23:18 > 0:23:23You know, the one thing that has given me the most happiness...
0:23:23 > 0:23:25is us.
0:23:25 > 0:23:30Just you and me...being us.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Even the woman at the dry cleaners knows you slept around.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Oi - you two - enough of the cabaret!
0:23:36 > 0:23:39SHRIEKING
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Would the old me have sorted her out?
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Cos I feel like I would've done. I can if you want me to.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50I think she probably would have done. Please, Karen, sit down.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53I'm sorry about that. She's a bit unhinged.
0:23:53 > 0:23:54Jog on, Porky.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- Oh, look...- It's all right.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04MUSIC: "Small Town Boy" by The Communards
0:24:04 > 0:24:06If Freya listened to this, she'd cry.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Oh, sorry.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10No. She used to cry if she was listening to
0:24:10 > 0:24:12the Streets of Philadelphia
0:24:12 > 0:24:16or Ernie The Fastest Milkman In The West.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18What about something we can dance to?
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Oh, no, come on. Really? I'm not a dancer.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24I'm not.
0:24:24 > 0:24:30I tell you what - I was with her when she bought...
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Hang on, let me find it.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42I'm sorry.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45What for?
0:24:45 > 0:24:47I'm sorry for being such a rubbish date.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51For the knackers and the fish faces.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55I'm sorry I didn't chase after that stuck-up cow and sort her out.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58You must be freezing.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Well, it's been different.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06You'll not want to do it again.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09No, that's not the Hollins' way.
0:25:09 > 0:25:14You know, on our third date I had to have six stitches
0:25:14 > 0:25:16and you nearly had to have your stomach pumped.
0:25:16 > 0:25:17What happened?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21I'll tell you next time.
0:25:25 > 0:25:26May I?
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Next time.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Yeah!
0:25:50 > 0:25:54KAREN LAUGHS HAPPILY
0:25:54 > 0:25:55Yes!
0:25:57 > 0:25:59There you go...
0:25:59 > 0:26:02MUSIC: "You Never Can Tell" by Chuck Berry
0:26:02 > 0:26:04SHE CHEERS: I love this!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Come on!
0:26:13 > 0:26:17THEY HUM ALONG
0:26:17 > 0:26:21MUSIC AND LAUGHTER
0:26:21 > 0:26:24SINGING
0:26:28 > 0:26:30LAUGHTER CONTINUES
0:26:43 > 0:26:45# "C'est la vie" say the old folks
0:26:45 > 0:26:49# "It goes to show you never can tell"
0:26:49 > 0:26:51THEY LAUGH
0:27:07 > 0:27:10- What have you done to her? - I didn't mean to scare her.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12They're sisters. They look alike, so what?
0:27:12 > 0:27:13You don't need this.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15I've told you, I can handle it.
0:27:15 > 0:27:16What happened?
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Why's he still here? What does he want?
0:27:19 > 0:27:21I can't leave yet. Unfinished business.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25You need to tell Lois that she needs to stay somewhere else.
0:27:25 > 0:27:26I'm trying to help.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30Get out. I'm going to call the police. Just get out!