0:00:34 > 0:00:37'On a faraway shore where the waves ebb and flow
0:00:37 > 0:00:41'Lived a fish with ambition called Mudskipper Mo...'
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Are you coming?
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- Davina, you are going to school. - I'm not!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50DOORBELL RINGS
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Are you going to get that?
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Mum! Aaaagh!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Who is it?!
0:01:05 > 0:01:06It's your dad.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14You OK?
0:01:14 > 0:01:15- You?- Mm-hm.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- No, I'll do that.- Don't worry.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22I got you some croissants.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Will you just get on with your work?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26So how's it going?
0:01:26 > 0:01:33OK. "Delhi is not just the capital city of India.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37"It's the capital city of chaos and colour and confusion."
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Ooh. Love it.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- Shall I warm these up?- However you want, I got them for you.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Oh, go on, you know you want to.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48No, I am watching myself.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51What for? A couple more pounds won't hurt.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55I know, I just don't want to...let myself go, you know. Like Freya did.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02She didn't. She just enjoyed life.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05What she had left.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Ta.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16So are you going to tell me? What you're doing here?
0:02:18 > 0:02:23Well? Look, Tommy, you can't just turn up here after seven years...
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- I thought she'd be at school. - She's just going!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30So what is it? Money?
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- I need a word, that's all.- Because if it is, you can forget it...
0:02:34 > 0:02:36When have I ever asked you for a penny, Natalie?
0:02:36 > 0:02:37No, you're just perfect!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Mum, leave him alone.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41And you, get to school. Now!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Go on, Divs.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Right, you've got two minutes.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Hold on.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Tommy...- Is he all right?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- WHEEZING - Oh, for goodness' sake.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Well, help him! Look, he's dying!
0:03:07 > 0:03:08It's empty.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Dad? Dad!
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Fancy a pint after work, Jim?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Nah, got paperwork to catch up on.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Oh, come on, I'm sick of five-a-side.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- Have a night in, then. - What, with my mum?
0:03:21 > 0:03:22- Come on, just one?- Ah, maybe.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Careful.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Hello, Mrs Majors.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Hi.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Who is this?
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Mr Majors.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07How are you feeling now?
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Comes and goes.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13I'm going to book you in for an X-ray, straightaway.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17- Where are you living?- I was staying in a halfway house, in Chester.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19But they shut it down last month.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21So now I'm back here.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Whereabouts?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25On the street. At the back of the precinct.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28I thought you had family here?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Not that I'm in touch with, no.
0:04:30 > 0:04:35But that's down to me, yeah? My fault, no-one else's.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37I'm going to book you into St Phil's.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- A new one of these'll be fine. - Not with a chest infection
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- and a heart condition. - I've been like this for years.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- Tommy, we don't want this to be fatal.- Life's fatal.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52You go in them places and you don't come out.
0:04:52 > 0:04:57And I've been banged up far too much already, thank you very much.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58How do you mean?
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Just give me the thing, will you? And then I'll be out your way.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05PHONE RINGS
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Come on, quick half, on the way home.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- Nah, I'm just going to chill out on the sofa.- That's not like you.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Hey, I sometimes do just have a quiet one.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Jimmi's desperate for a beer. He's been going on about it all day.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22How can I help you?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24I have to say, you're making a terrible mistake.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Yeah, well, I'm good at that.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29At least take my card so that if it happens again, which it will...
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Mate, it's fine.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33For what it's worth, I'm trying to save your life.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- Mr Majors. Your wife asked me to give you this.- Where is she?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I'm afraid she has already gone.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41This really is important.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49COUGHING AND WHEEZING
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Oh, this is ridiculous.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Should I call an ambulance?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Get your hands off me.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Thank you.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Where's Dad?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Still at the doctor's, I expect.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11So what, you just dumped him there?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- He'll be all right.- No, he won't.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Well, what did you want me to do? Ask him to move in?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Love, it's not like I don't care...
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Have you had anything to eat?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Well, have you?- Leave me alone!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33'Mudskipper Mo.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39'On a faraway shore where the waves ebb and flow
0:06:39 > 0:06:42'Lived a fish with ambition called Mudskipper Mo
0:06:42 > 0:06:45'Stumpy and smiley with periscope eyes
0:06:45 > 0:06:49'He'd peep from the deep to the sand and the sky
0:06:49 > 0:06:53'While the other fish chuckled and dared him to try'
0:06:53 > 0:06:56One morning undaunted he took up position
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Pinned back his gills a fish on a mission
0:06:59 > 0:07:01And with one giant leap burst out from the surf
0:07:01 > 0:07:05And writhing and striving for all he was worth
0:07:05 > 0:07:08'Skipped onto the sand like the first fish on Earth
0:07:10 > 0:07:13'Two periscope eyes popped open in awe...'
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Where are you dragging Chris off to tonight, then?- Sorry?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21- Said you were dying of thirst.- Me?!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23All sorted. The Cardinal Arms.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Six guest beers, including Hawkins' Fuddlepluck, 2.30 a pint.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31You keep banging on about the place.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- £2.30 a pint? - I'm not surprised in there.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Seriously. It's a Letherbridge pub on a Monday night, how bad can it be?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Mr Majors, I'm glad you've decided to see sense.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Yeah, I'm sorry about before.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I've got...this thing about being touched.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50- It's a hangover from the nick, I expect.- Come inside.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54No, you're all right. I need to get a message. To one of your patients.
0:07:54 > 0:07:59- I'm sorry?- Well, it's my wife. About my daughter, Davina.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02- What about her? - She's...in a bit of trouble.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- In what way?- I can't really say.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06I don't think it's my place to...
0:08:06 > 0:08:10No, she'll listen to you. Please!
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Look at me, I'm nothing, am I? I'm garbage. I'm not worth a carrot.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18But our Divsie, she's only 14,
0:08:18 > 0:08:21she's got her whole life ahead of her and I can't do anything!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Just tell Natalie, will you? She needs to speak to me.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30If you come inside, we can talk about it properly...
0:08:30 > 0:08:32You know where to find me.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35'..At so many sights never witnessed before
0:08:35 > 0:08:38'Palm trees and calm seas green covered hills
0:08:38 > 0:08:42'Mo stared in wonder his happy heart thrilled...'
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Is that what you've been doing all day?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49And what have you dragged that out again for, anyway?
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- Do what I want.- Love, nearly three years he's been out.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56And has he had anything to do with you in all that time?
0:08:57 > 0:09:02- No. Because he's too busy getting off his head.- Yeah?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Probably just keeping away from you.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Because he knows how much you hate him.- No.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Don't you dare blame me for him...
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Knew he was back round here, did you?- Davina, stop.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15So why didn't you tell me, then? My own dad!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17PHONE RINGS
0:09:22 > 0:09:25'..As Mo, with a smile closed one periscope eye
0:09:25 > 0:09:28'But still, with the other, peeped up at the sky.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31'Love you.'
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- 'It's Dr Carter, from the Mill Health Centre.'- Yes, what is it?
0:09:37 > 0:09:42- Well, I've just had a conversation with Mr Majors.- 'And?'
0:09:42 > 0:09:46He seems concerned that your daughter is in some sort of trouble.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48And how would he know that?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50He's a bit worried about her.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52'He wanted me to let you know that.'
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Well, thank you very much.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57But I'm sure it's just a load of rubbish he's made up in his head.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Why would he do that?
0:09:59 > 0:10:00It's just an excuse, isn't it?
0:10:00 > 0:10:04'Look, he's had his chances, we just don't want anything to do with him!'
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Right, well, if that's all.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- There is one other thing.- 'Yeah?'
0:10:11 > 0:10:13He is really quite unwell.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15And whose fault is that?
0:10:15 > 0:10:16'And he needs to go to hospital.'
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Where are you going?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- To find Dad.- No! Davina!
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Davina, stop. Please, love, no!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31"Half pay and double standards."
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Hiya.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46- You all right?- Is it that time already?- Skived off early.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Something smells good.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50It's...nothing special.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I am glad I never listened to Kevin.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Otherwise I'd still be on pizzas.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Why, what did he say?
0:10:56 > 0:11:01Oh, nothing, he was just saying that he didn't think it was a good idea -
0:11:01 > 0:11:03you being here.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05But that's just his opinion, so...
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Well, he can shove it then.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15He came round, right? For some help.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18After all this time. But Mum doesn't want to know.
0:11:18 > 0:11:23And he's really ill! Just out there, on his own.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26I know...
0:11:28 > 0:11:32I swear, if anything happens to him... That's it, I am going.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34She can stuff it. I don't care!
0:11:34 > 0:11:36I'm going to call your mother.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40- What for?- So we can talk this through.- She's not even bothered!
0:11:48 > 0:11:52I do that every time with pasta. Make way too much.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Well, like you said, I could do with fattening up.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57No, I didn't!
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Have you noticed that?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02It's all right for blokes to like comfort food, yeah?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04"Just like Mum used to make".
0:12:04 > 0:12:08- Yes, but for women, it's a weakness. - It's true!
0:12:08 > 0:12:12"Men's two greatest weapons - half pay and double standards."
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Wow!
0:12:17 > 0:12:18What?
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Nothing, it's just that Freya said that once.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25She read it in some book or whatever.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- Really?- Yeah. I remember telling her, it was a load of rubbish!
0:12:33 > 0:12:37What do you think it is, though? Honestly?
0:12:37 > 0:12:41Women's single biggest barrier?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Worldwide, I mean.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46PHONE RINGS
0:12:53 > 0:12:55No, she's still here, don't worry.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59Well, if you could. Yeah, that would be fine.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03OK, she's on her way. Davina!
0:13:06 > 0:13:09I think the real issue is education.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Taking girls out of school.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Or keeping them out.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- You must have seen that a lot in the places you've been?- Absolutely.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18You should put that in your book.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21I mean, fair enough, poverty is an issue,
0:13:21 > 0:13:24but it's also cultural.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28So go on, where do you think's the worst?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30The places that you've seen?
0:13:30 > 0:13:35Mand, I need to finish here. We can talk about this later.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Why don't you go and get changed and relax?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Right.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Do you know Tommy Majors?
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Look, I'm his daughter, right?
0:14:20 > 0:14:24And I've got to find him, he's not well. Seriously!
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Oh, go on!
0:14:26 > 0:14:27This way.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41- Sure you don't want to try Fuddlepluck?- Lager's fine.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- See? We're not going too mad, are we, boys?- Yeah.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46He'll be in his pipe and slippers soon.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Mmm. Good body, fully rounded. Very quaffable.
0:14:50 > 0:14:57- I'm getting citrus, caramel and malty finish.- Pork scratchings?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Dad?
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Dad.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Are you all right?
0:15:34 > 0:15:35What are you doing here?
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Well, that's nice!
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Go on, clear off.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45Divsie...
0:15:48 > 0:15:49I can't believe you.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53How long have you been living this close?
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Well...didn't you even want to see me?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- Yeah, I did, as it goes.- Hmm.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Just about every waking minute.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09So why didn't you come round before?
0:16:09 > 0:16:10What, like this?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Mum'd let you have a bath.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14It's more than skin deep, love.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21I tried to sort myself out.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23But I just couldn't shake that place off.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28It's like I'm still behind the door, even now.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31What about when you sent that DVD?
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Yeah, well... I hadn't been in long then.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- Things changed after that.- Why?
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Anyway, I thought she'd got herself fixed up with a bloke.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49She did, a couple of times. It didn't last long.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56And that wouldn't have anything to do with you, would it?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Pure luck.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- Think you'll find it's called skill. - And get some scratchings, man.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Take away the taste of that beer.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26When you're finished.
0:17:26 > 0:17:27Sorry.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45So why did you come round? Because you're ill?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47None of your business.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Look, just tell me, will you?
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- It's not about me, love. It's about you.- Huh?
0:17:55 > 0:17:58I just wanted to warn your mum, that's all.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00To keep an eye on you.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02What for?
0:18:02 > 0:18:03There's nothing wrong with me!
0:18:03 > 0:18:09- No? So what you doing coming round here, then? Scoring!- No, I haven't.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Come on, it's me you're talking to.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15You've walked by me two or three times.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Like when?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Like last night, about ten o'clock!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Well?
0:18:24 > 0:18:28I was just getting a bit of puff, that's all. For a mate.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Look, I'm not judging you, am I?
0:18:32 > 0:18:35I know it's been rough all those years without a dad.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37And whose fault's that, eh?
0:18:40 > 0:18:43But that's no reason to throw your whole life away.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45It's just a bit of weed.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Yeah, well, it's always just a bit of something at first.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50Ask him.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53And me!
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Where'd you get the money from, anyway?
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- Because it wasn't from your mum. - What's it matter?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04See?! You're sagging school, nicking money. You're only a kid!
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- No, I'm not! - Then use your head, will you?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Divsie, darling. I'm begging you.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Please, just...listen to your mum.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Don't end up like me whatever you do.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24It all just falls to nothing.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28Oh, for...
0:19:29 > 0:19:31- Right, you. Home.- Get off me!
0:19:33 > 0:19:34You stay out if it!
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- All right, come on. - You're hurting me!
0:19:40 > 0:19:44- Reminds me of...that Ramsleys. Old Bulwarks.- Sorry?
0:19:44 > 0:19:46You know, the thing with a ship.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Oi. We're waiting.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Yeah. Nearly done.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53- Well, if you spent more time playing and less time yapping...- Sorry?
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Five minutes, OK?
0:19:56 > 0:20:00- At least it's better than grunting, eh?- What did you say?
0:20:00 > 0:20:04- Oh, mate, come on.- It's fine, we're finished. It's yours.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08- Well? Let's hear it. - We're going, OK?- I'm talking to him.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Really? I thought you were still grunting.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- Whoah!- Get off him! Just back off!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Ow! Pack it in, will you?!
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Do you want some or not?
0:20:26 > 0:20:26Well, come on, then!
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Are you happy now? Dragging your daughter down here?
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- To the gutter!- He didn't! - Don't you say another word.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38Nat, I'm sorry, OK?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40- It wasn't his fault!- Get in the car.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Go on, Divs.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Mum, please!
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- I'm warning you, Tommy.- I know.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Don't you ever come near her ever again.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Here. You know what I'm going to do with it.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Look, I am sorry, Tommy, but...
0:21:08 > 0:21:09I know.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14It's just too hard.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Bye, love.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38- You all right?- Yeah.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41So much for a quiet night in.
0:21:41 > 0:21:42You're not kidding!
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- How you doing?- Yeah, I'm good.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48I don't know who you think you are - Rocky Balboa?
0:21:48 > 0:21:50As for you - Jesse Owens, the way you ran out the door!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Nice bunch of guys, eh?
0:21:53 > 0:21:55To be honest, that beer wasn't bad.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Look, we've got a curry house on the corner.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Shall we go for a balti and talk about our war stories?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02You sure you're all right?
0:22:02 > 0:22:03- Yeah, I'm fine.- Coming?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Yeah, I'll be there in a sec.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Chip off the old block, that one. Unfortunately.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Why don't you tell me what happened?
0:22:17 > 0:22:21Well, I just told her, bring your horns in.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24- Listen to your mum. But what good it'll do...- In prison.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30I got four years for robbing an office in town.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33But like I said to Nat, out in two, we'd be fine.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37My cell-y was a good kid, that's half the battle.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42But then he got a Dear John, Christmas Eve.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Hung himself, didn't he?
0:22:47 > 0:22:49First I knew was his feet, tapping my face.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Thought he was trying to wake me up.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57Well, he did that all right.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Haven't looked at a mince pie since.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02That's horrendous.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Yeah, I lost it, started scoring.
0:23:07 > 0:23:12I promised myself I'd get clean when I came out. But then you...
0:23:12 > 0:23:14you've got the booze as well.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Three weeks I give myself in Chester.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Not years.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25So that's the story of my life.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29One foot in the grave and the other one on a bar of soap.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32You need to be in hospital.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35At least somewhere with a roof over your head.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39- I'm not trying to get you locked up again.- That's what it's like, though.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Shut inside with people watching you, mauling you about!
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Gives you the willies, drives me up the wall!
0:23:48 > 0:23:50That's understandable given what you've been through
0:23:50 > 0:23:51You don't know the half.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54But what about Davina?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Is this how you want her to remember you? Here?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01If she sees you trying, she might start too.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Think about it.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16'A fish out of water can be clumsy and slow
0:24:16 > 0:24:17'As pelicans know, spiralling low
0:24:17 > 0:24:21'It plummeted, lunging Took Mo in its grip
0:24:21 > 0:24:26'But Mo flicked his tail did the Mudskipper flip...'
0:24:26 > 0:24:27No, leave it on.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Doesn't matter. I've watched it like a million times.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35Yeah. Me too. I know every word.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43It breaks my heart too, you know. Seeing him like that.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44He's still your dad, isn't he?
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Do you still love him, then?
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Doesn't matter now, does it?
0:24:55 > 0:24:58You come first, you always have done. Your dad knows that.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04But why won't you help him?
0:25:06 > 0:25:10All right, I will, I'll speak to the doctor.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12But only if you leave me to it, OK?
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Now, what was all that about you being in trouble?
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Nothing. Honest.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25So you'll promise me you'll never go down there ever again?
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Promise. Never.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39'Here we go then. Mudskipper Mo.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44'On a faraway shore where the waves ebb and flow
0:25:44 > 0:25:47'Lived a fish with ambition called Mudskipper Mo
0:25:47 > 0:25:51'Stumpy and smiley with periscope eyes
0:25:51 > 0:25:54'He'd peep from the deep to the sand and the sky
0:25:54 > 0:25:58'While the other fish chuckled and dared him to try
0:25:58 > 0:26:01'One morning undaunted he took up position
0:26:01 > 0:26:04'Pinned back his gills a fish on a mission
0:26:04 > 0:26:07'And with one giant leap burst out from the surf
0:26:07 > 0:26:10'And writhing and striving for all he was worth
0:26:10 > 0:26:13'Skipped onto the sand like the first fish on Earth.'
0:26:17 > 0:26:19# Today is gonna be the day
0:26:19 > 0:26:21# That they're gonna throw it back to you
0:26:21 > 0:26:27# By now you should have somehow realised what you gotta do... #
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Boosh! Right in the gob.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34And did you see the fat one crack his head? Su-perb.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37John.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42You're having a laugh, in't you? I thought you'd had enough.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43I haven't even started.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Oi! Outside!
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Your funeral.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07You've been used as a punch bag.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Flipping heck, mate.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12I do think it's best if I take some blood tests if that's OK.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13What for?
0:27:13 > 0:27:16I know we're not her parents, but surely we've got a right to know.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18I'm Lois, Freya's sister.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Sorry, Jimmi... Jimmi Clay.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23I had exactly the same reaction.