Pie Piper

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0:00:26 > 0:00:28BAGPIPES PLAYED BADLY

0:00:38 > 0:00:39SHE COUGHS

0:00:42 > 0:00:43Ooh!

0:00:43 > 0:00:46You liked it, then? Didn't hit any bum notes?

0:00:48 > 0:00:51It was wonderful. Truly wonderful.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Mum?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56What did you think?

0:00:56 > 0:00:59It was...the same as ever.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00You don't think I've improved?

0:01:00 > 0:01:02You can't improve on perfection.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Oh, right. Well, in that case. I'm ready.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Ready for what?

0:01:07 > 0:01:10That's for me to know and you to find out.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22He practically accused me of being a...

0:01:24 > 0:01:28Did you bring another man into the restaurant?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30That's the thing. I don't know.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Good morning, Nurse Reid.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39What's with the glasses? It's not exactly sunny.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Yeah, I think I've got a migraine coming on.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47PHONE RINGS

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Yes, Mrs Tembe?

0:01:50 > 0:01:52OK, put her through.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Hello.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Do you know that I had forgotten

0:01:58 > 0:02:01what a lovely tone of voice you have, Howard?

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Very deep. Very manly.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07I'm sorry. What did you say your name was?

0:02:07 > 0:02:13Helen. Helen Hartley. I like to think we're intimately acquainted.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Are we?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Through the Patient Participation Group.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Oh, Mrs Hartley, yes.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26What can I do for you?

0:02:26 > 0:02:32- It's Ms now. I'm divorced. Free as a bird.- Right.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36Actually, this a rather delicate matter.

0:02:36 > 0:02:41My son, Ryan, has an appointment at the surgery.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44And I was wondering if you could have a wee word with him

0:02:44 > 0:02:48- because he listens to you. - A word? What about?

0:02:48 > 0:02:51You've got to persuade him to give up playing the bagpipes.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Make him see that...

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Hello?

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Mrs Hartley?

0:02:58 > 0:02:59Hello?

0:02:59 > 0:03:00HE SIGHS

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Chris, is everything all right?

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Don't worry. It looks a lot worse than it is.- What happened?

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- I got mugged last night.- No! Are you all right?- Yeah, I'm fine.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18What did they take?

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Just 20 quid.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21What did the police say?

0:03:21 > 0:03:24I didn't call them. I didn't get a good enough look at the guy.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26- So there's no point. - It's very strange.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27What is?

0:03:27 > 0:03:30I know that statistically young men are more likely to be attacked,

0:03:30 > 0:03:33but this is the second time this week.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Well, there you go. So much for lightning never striking twice.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Oh, come on, you're putting on

0:03:38 > 0:03:40- a brave face, but I really think... - Heston!

0:03:40 > 0:03:43There is this great new restaurant that everybody is raving about.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44I really think that we should...

0:03:45 > 0:03:47What?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53For goodness' sake.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- That's great. Thanks. - See you, Ryan.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Hi, Mr Bellamy. How are you doing?

0:03:59 > 0:04:01I'm fine. Thank you.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Ryan. I drive my mum to the PPG meetings.

0:04:04 > 0:04:09- Ah, Ryan, yes.- Don't blame you for not recognising me.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11I've lost quite a bit of weight over the past few months.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15Yes. You do seem somewhat trimmer than I remember.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Go on. Guess.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18Guess what?

0:04:18 > 0:04:21What's my secret? How have I managed to lose so much weight?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25I really don't know.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Bagpipes.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36I thought doctors made bad patients,

0:04:36 > 0:04:39but I have to say that you nurses

0:04:39 > 0:04:41certainly give us a run for our money.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45It's not my fault if your hands are cold.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49How could somebody do this to you?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53I just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, that's all.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Why didn't you wake me when you came in?

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Cos it was late. I didn't want to upset you.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Stop fussing, OK?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02I'm afraid that's what mothers do when their sons get beaten up.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05- It's in my job description. - If you say so.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07That's going to need a steri strip.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Right, stay there.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12That's all right. I ain't going anywhere.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27As long as I can remember, I've been addicted to pies and pastries.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Most of the time, I looked like a blimp.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Always had trouble with my weight.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35But then everything changed when I met Ally.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Ally?

0:05:36 > 0:05:38My fiancee. The light of my life.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40A wonderful woman.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44- So, what's all this got to do with bagpipes?- My dad used to play.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Have you ever played?

0:05:47 > 0:05:48HE SCOFFS

0:05:48 > 0:05:51No, I haven't had the pleasure.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53You're missing out on a wonderful experience.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55I took to it like a duck to water.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57And do you know what the best thing is?

0:05:58 > 0:05:59Go on.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01It stopped me overeating.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03The pipes replaced the pies.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05Well, congratulations.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Of course, it's all down to Ally really. And to celebrate

0:06:08 > 0:06:11our engagement, I'm going to be giving a public performance.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14It's at Letherbridge town centre. Two o'clock.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Well, good luck with that. - Why don't you come along?

0:06:16 > 0:06:18It'd be a great honour.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20And I know Mum would love to see you again.

0:06:22 > 0:06:27Two clock, you say? Well, I'll...I'll make it if I can.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29But you really must excuse me now.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31See you there.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42PRESSES BUTTON ON PHONE

0:06:42 > 0:06:44PHONE RINGS

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Hi, Karen. It's me.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Is this a good time?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54- What do you want?- I...

0:06:56 > 0:07:00I just wanted to apologise about last night.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04I...I think that we probably got our wires crossed.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Really?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08I'll see you later, Mrs Tembe.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09- An early lunch?- I'm off to court.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11'Not crossed exactly.'

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Maybe you were right, you know, about me...

0:07:13 > 0:07:15having a dodgy memory.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Maybe we did go to that restaurant after all.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24But the main thing is we shouldn't have had that stupid row.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27That's my fault. And...

0:07:27 > 0:07:29It's Jimmi.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30What was that?

0:07:30 > 0:07:34It was...it was Jimmi in the restaurant!

0:07:34 > 0:07:36It was an exposure course!

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Spiders!- What?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41I keep having these flashes.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43What are you remembering?

0:07:43 > 0:07:44Oh, it was Jimmi.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Did Jimmi mean a lot to me?

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Er...

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Yeah. Yeah.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57'Listen, should I pick you up for lunch?'

0:07:57 > 0:08:00What? Yeah. I've got to go.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Have you read this?- Read what?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14It says here it contains peanut products.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Does it? Oh, I didn't see, I didn't realise.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19You should have checked. It could make Ryan really ill

0:08:19 > 0:08:22if he'd eaten that...thing.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Look, all this allergy business is new to me,

0:08:24 > 0:08:27I'm finding it hard to keep track.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31I don't scrutinise everything I buy.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Well, why don't you just stop?

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Stop buying all this unhealthy rubbish.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40For your information, Ryan has always liked my cooking.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Well, he's not a little boy any more.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Why do you insist on putting temptation in his way

0:08:45 > 0:08:48when you know he has trouble controlling his weight?

0:08:48 > 0:08:50He never used to worry about his weight.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52That's something that you have an issue with, I think.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Oh, is it my fault he looks fit now?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57If you ask me, he needs building up.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Hi, darling, how did it go?

0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Did you see Mr Bellamy?- Yeah.

0:09:05 > 0:09:10So, tell me. Did he talk you out of it then?

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Out of what?

0:09:12 > 0:09:13You know.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16(Ally's surprise.)

0:09:16 > 0:09:19- Mum?- Surprise? What surprise?

0:09:22 > 0:09:25According to Heston, Chris was on his own when it happened.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29What is the world coming to when a person cannot walk the streets

0:09:29 > 0:09:30without fear of being attacked?

0:09:30 > 0:09:33I think you'll find the streets are a lot safer now

0:09:33 > 0:09:35than they have been for a long time.

0:09:35 > 0:09:39Oh, Nurse Reid. Oh, my goodness...

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Can I get you anything? A cup of tea?

0:09:41 > 0:09:44- No, thank you. I'm all right. - You don't look all right.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Are you sure you do not want to lie down?

0:09:46 > 0:09:49There's no need to fuss. I'm not on death's door.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50It must have been a terrible shock.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Can we just talk about something else, please?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Maybe you should think about taking the rest of the day off?

0:09:55 > 0:09:58- I'm fine. Really.- Actually, I was thinking of the patients.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00It could put them off, looking like that.

0:10:02 > 0:10:03Cheers.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09He's not exactly a good advert for the Mill, is he?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Thanks for that, Howard.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14But I think you'll find my son is the victim here.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16That's not what I was saying.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20That went well.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23I was just trying to offer some constructive suggestion.

0:10:23 > 0:10:24SHE SIGHS

0:10:26 > 0:10:29I'll make it up to them.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32When exactly were you going to tell me about this afternoon?

0:10:33 > 0:10:37- It was meant to be an anniversary surprise.- Anniversary?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39We met one year ago today.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41You can't have forgotten?

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Of course not.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50I want the whole world to know how much I love you.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54You don't have to go to all this trouble.

0:10:54 > 0:10:55I know how much you love me.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58You don't mind, do you?

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Mind? Oh Ryan I'm touched.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02You must be touched

0:11:02 > 0:11:05if you think my son making a public spectacle of himself is a good idea.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09That's right. Rain on his parade as usual.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Parade? More like a charade. - Nobody asked your opinion.

0:11:12 > 0:11:16- It's a lot more valid than yours. In fact...- Please! Please!

0:11:16 > 0:11:17- BOTH:- What?!

0:11:19 > 0:11:20I'm going to practise.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31- Take care.- Thank you.- See you. Bye.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35Chris, I've been thinking about these recent assaults.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38And I've got one or two ideas, if you don't mind?

0:11:38 > 0:11:39Course not.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42I'm not saying you're going to be attacked again,

0:11:42 > 0:11:44but these days, you can never be sure.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46That's a cheerful thought.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Have you ever thought about a martial art?

0:11:49 > 0:11:51CHRIS LAUGHS

0:11:53 > 0:11:56- What? Like kick boxing? - No. I'm thinking more self-defence.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00It's about self-discipline, not lashing out.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02For example, judo,

0:12:02 > 0:12:07where you use the opponent's strength against themselves.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09OK? Sort of stealth.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12And when they're not ready...

0:12:12 > 0:12:13What's that?

0:12:15 > 0:12:18- What is going on? - Nothing. We're just mucking about.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20And you think it's funny, do you?

0:12:23 > 0:12:25For goodness' sake, Heston.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Don't you dare take that tone of voice with me.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34May I remind you this is my house.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Not again. Can't you ever change the record?

0:12:37 > 0:12:40I will when Ryan sees you for what you really are.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44You're a fashion, fake, obsessed gold-digging...

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Yeah, yeah. I'm really only with Ryan

0:12:46 > 0:12:50- cos he's such a great provider. - Those were your words, not mine!

0:12:58 > 0:12:59It's weird.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Every time I close my eyes, I keep getting flashes of Jimmi.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05- Oh, yeah?- I really need to talk to him about it

0:13:05 > 0:13:09- but he's been in court giving evidence.- He's probably...

0:13:09 > 0:13:11I'll try to catch up with him if he gets out later.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13What I'm saying is the case he's on is really slow.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16It's possible that he could be there for days.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Guess what happened to me this afternoon?

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Al thinks this could be a breakthrough for me.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24I really need to let my therapist know.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Probably you should speak to Jimmi first.

0:13:28 > 0:13:29You're right.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34SHE LAUGHS

0:13:34 > 0:13:36HE LAUGHS

0:13:36 > 0:13:38What?

0:13:38 > 0:13:42I've got this funny thing that Jimmi said running through my mind.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44I've got to write it down.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48We had a good laugh at the station as well today.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52This shoplifter was brought in with a false leg filled...

0:13:52 > 0:13:53Are you friends?

0:13:54 > 0:13:58- Sorry?- You and Jimmi. When you work together. Are you close?

0:14:02 > 0:14:03I've set the stop.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06We're in 16:9 so you should be able to get everyone in.

0:14:06 > 0:14:07All right.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Please, Ryan. For the last time.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11- You don't have to go through with this.- Why not?

0:14:11 > 0:14:14You don't have to stay if you don't want to.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16- Nobody's keeping you. - I want you to stay.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19What, are you all right?

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Hey, it's Mr Bellamy.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Howard! Howard! Howard!

0:14:30 > 0:14:32You've arrived in the nick of time.

0:14:32 > 0:14:33Have I?

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Are those for us?

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Actually, they're a peace offering for...

0:14:37 > 0:14:39You're too sensitive.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42We could never fall out, Howard.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Thanks. I know the calories are sinful.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51But if we sin together, it's not half as bad.

0:14:51 > 0:14:52PHONE PINGS

0:14:56 > 0:14:58It's from Mrs Tembe.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Jimmi's back from court. - Good for him.

0:15:02 > 0:15:03I've got to talk to him.

0:15:03 > 0:15:07How about you put a bit of effort into talking to me first?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09- Rob!- Karen.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12I'd have thought you'd be happy for me, I'm getting some memories back!

0:15:12 > 0:15:17I am, but you are banging on about him. It's Jimmi this, Jimmi that.

0:15:20 > 0:15:21"Banging on"?!

0:15:23 > 0:15:27I'm remembering bits of my life and you call it "banging on".

0:15:27 > 0:15:29I didn't mean it like that...

0:15:30 > 0:15:34- Seems to me like you don't care at all.- Of course I care.

0:15:34 > 0:15:35Karen!

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Please, Howard. Ryan will listen to you.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Tell him he mustn't play.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Why not?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45He'll make a fool of himself.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- For her.- Surely he's old enough to make his own decisions?

0:15:48 > 0:15:53Well, well. Have you finally managed to nab yourself a boyfriend?

0:15:55 > 0:15:57My sympathies.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Howard, this is Ally...

0:15:59 > 0:16:01as in cat.

0:16:01 > 0:16:02Pleased to meet you.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04You must be very proud of him.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08- Who?- Ryan, for what he's about to do for you.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Oh. Yes, of course.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Your audience are getting impatient.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Right.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17CHEERING

0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Go on, Ryan!- Go, Ryan.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24What's wrong, Ryan? You OK?

0:16:24 > 0:16:27Nothing. Just jitters.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29- Go on, Ryan!- Go on, Ryan!

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Good luck.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47HE STARTS PLAYING

0:16:48 > 0:16:49HE STOPS PLAYING

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Ryan... Ryan!

0:16:52 > 0:16:53Come here, lad. Sit down.

0:16:53 > 0:16:58It's OK, son. It's OK, I'm here, I'm here.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00- I'll do it.- Here.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Hello, I need an ambulance.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Stay with me, you're OK. You're OK.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19It's going to take a while to get over it, I suppose.

0:17:19 > 0:17:20What is?

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Well, you know.

0:17:22 > 0:17:23You...

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Best not to dwell on it. Look to the future.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33You got any plans for the weekend?

0:17:33 > 0:17:39No. I think Lois mentioned doing something, but...

0:17:39 > 0:17:40How's it going with you two?

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Shall the three of us go out for a drink?

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Catch a movie or something?

0:17:50 > 0:17:51Be nice to get to know her.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Yeah, yeah. Yeah, sounds good.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Cool.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05- I'm sorry, I'm so sorry I let you down.- Don't be silly.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07You've nothing to apologise for.

0:18:07 > 0:18:12Thank you. Oh! How are you, my darling? Are you OK?

0:18:12 > 0:18:16The consultant said his condition has stabilised but they need to keep him in overnight for observation.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Did he mention what caused you to collapse, son?

0:18:18 > 0:18:21The doctor seemed to think it might be linked to my nut allergy.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26You didn't...you didn't eat that pie I baked, did you?

0:18:26 > 0:18:29- Pie?- It contained peanuts.

0:18:29 > 0:18:30You stupid woman.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33- I didn't know.- Do you realise you nearly poisoned your own son?

0:18:33 > 0:18:36- I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.- Stop it... - You're not fit to be a mother.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39- You should be ashamed of yourself... - I didn't eat the stupid pie! OK?

0:18:42 > 0:18:43OK, well, that's good.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46So, what do you think caused the collapse?

0:18:54 > 0:18:56What do you think you're doing?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Almonds.

0:19:03 > 0:19:04What're you talking about?

0:19:05 > 0:19:07I saw you messing about with this.

0:19:09 > 0:19:10You put something in your coat.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Would you mind emptying your pockets?

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Certainly not. Who the hell do you think you are anyway?

0:19:29 > 0:19:31I've been having all these memory flashbacks.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33And you seem to be in most of them.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35- Really?- I wondered if I could talk to you,

0:19:35 > 0:19:38- see if I can remember more. - OK. Well...

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Dr Clay, you are looking quite exhausted,

0:19:40 > 0:19:42if you don't mind me saying so.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Why don't you go and sit down and have a nice cup of tea?

0:19:45 > 0:19:49Don't you think that Dr Clay can answer your questions

0:19:49 > 0:19:51when he is a little more refreshed?

0:19:52 > 0:19:54It's fine, Mrs Tembe.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00SHE SIGHS

0:20:00 > 0:20:04Why did you deliberately want Ryan to suffer an allergic reaction?

0:20:04 > 0:20:06It was for his benefit.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08I was only thinking of you.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Oh! Rubbish.

0:20:10 > 0:20:11How do you mean?

0:20:13 > 0:20:15How do I put this?

0:20:16 > 0:20:18You could have done without the grand gesture.

0:20:18 > 0:20:19Go on.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23You're not actually a very good bagpipes player.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25That's not true! Mum?

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Actually, son, you're pretty awful.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Then why were you encouraging me to play?

0:20:34 > 0:20:36I could see it was helping you lose weight.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39But the trouble was, the more you played, the worse you got.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42And the idea of you performing in public...

0:20:42 > 0:20:44And it going on the internet...

0:20:44 > 0:20:45It might have gone viral!

0:20:45 > 0:20:47So you sabotaged me.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49As I said, it was for your own good.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51This was for his own good?

0:20:55 > 0:20:57You must remember the restaurant.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01No, I'm sorry. Are you sure it was me?

0:21:01 > 0:21:04Positive. Think back, please.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06You were wearing that suit, or one like it.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10I think... I think you were trying to help me.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Erm...

0:21:16 > 0:21:17Oh, erm...

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Mikela's? Michele's? That's the name of the restaurant.

0:21:21 > 0:21:25Yes. Yeah, you thought you were having a heart attack that day.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Turned out to be a panic attack.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30I took you to Michele's to cheer you up.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33And...

0:21:34 > 0:21:37Do you remember the waiter that served us?

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Er...

0:21:39 > 0:21:41The one with the moustache?

0:21:43 > 0:21:45What's wrong?

0:21:46 > 0:21:48SHE MOUTHS

0:21:49 > 0:21:51SHE SOBS

0:21:52 > 0:21:55Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

0:21:57 > 0:21:58Ryan could have died.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01I didn't know he'd have such a severe reaction. I'm sorry, OK?

0:22:01 > 0:22:04You should be aware I'm a Special Police Officer.

0:22:04 > 0:22:05Then why don't you arrest her?

0:22:05 > 0:22:09Oh, stop being so melodramatic. Look at the upside.

0:22:09 > 0:22:13At least Ryan's been prevented from making us look ridiculous.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17Aren't you just talking about yourself?

0:22:17 > 0:22:20- Protecting your image. - Is that so unreasonable?

0:22:20 > 0:22:22- Yes.- I don't want to be known as the wife of a local laughing stock.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Enough!

0:22:25 > 0:22:27All this time you've been lying to me.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30Do you know what? I could almost let that go.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34But you were willing to let my mum take the blame for what you did.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38You needn't worry about marrying somebody

0:22:38 > 0:22:39who makes a fool of himself.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44You're dumping me? No, no, no, no.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47I'm the one who gets to say when this relationship is...

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Shut up and get out!

0:23:00 > 0:23:02This is all your fault.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Happy to oblige.

0:23:04 > 0:23:05SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Aren't you forgetting something?

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Your engagement ring. Give it back.

0:23:17 > 0:23:18Nice.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Thank you so much, Howard.

0:23:23 > 0:23:24We're truly in your debt.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27- It's all part of the service. - Don't be so modest.

0:23:29 > 0:23:33You'd make such a wonderful father figure for my boy.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Wouldn't he, Ryan?

0:23:35 > 0:23:36Take care.

0:23:44 > 0:23:48I think I just had a very narrow escape.

0:23:51 > 0:23:52Here. Get your strength up.

0:24:00 > 0:24:01What are you doing?

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Don't you ever knock?

0:24:05 > 0:24:08Tell me you're not serious.

0:24:08 > 0:24:13OK, I'm not serious.

0:24:13 > 0:24:14Happy now?

0:24:17 > 0:24:19I can understand that you want to protect yourself

0:24:19 > 0:24:24but joining a boxing club is not the answer.

0:24:24 > 0:24:29- Violence just breeds violence. - Oh, please.- I want you to promise me

0:24:29 > 0:24:31that you will stop going out alone after dark.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34I'll just stay in the house for the rest of my life, shall I?

0:24:34 > 0:24:36There's no need to be childish.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Why not? Since you're the one

0:24:38 > 0:24:40who's hell-bent on treating me like I'm a kid!

0:24:46 > 0:24:49I am just trying to keep you safe.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54In case you haven't noticed, Mother, I'm not ten years old any more.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Do you know what, all this?

0:24:59 > 0:25:01I reckon it's down to you.

0:25:04 > 0:25:05I beg your pardon?

0:25:07 > 0:25:10You're the one who brought me up to be a softie.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13So no wonder I'm a target to all those people out there.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Thank you, Mother.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Thank you very much.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31We're much better off without the likes of Howard

0:25:31 > 0:25:33and Ally in our lives.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36It's at times like these when you know what's important,

0:25:36 > 0:25:39and it's family. It's true what they say - blood IS thicker than water.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42From now, on it's just us. We can stick together.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47I think we should go to that Italian restaurant tomorrow.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Haven't seen Luigi for ages.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52You know, if I'd had a girl, I was going to call her Francesca.

0:26:14 > 0:26:18Hey, look! First one in the series! You were looking for this?

0:26:18 > 0:26:19Wasn't me.

0:26:21 > 0:26:22Look at us.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Here I am, hanging on to some plant

0:26:24 > 0:26:26because all I've got are memories.

0:26:26 > 0:26:27And then there's you.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29No memories.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33- So you're happy?- Yeah. - Replacing Freya with Lois?

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Fine. I'm backing off.