A Most Unusual Item

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0:00:27 > 0:00:31Some people think they're immune to sales pitches.

0:00:31 > 0:00:36But let me tell you, for every person there is one item

0:00:36 > 0:00:38they can't refuse.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40And that's my speciality.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43When customers peek inside my suitcase of dreams,

0:00:43 > 0:00:45they usually find what they need.

0:00:45 > 0:00:49But today, I'm going to face the biggest pitch of my life.

0:00:51 > 0:00:56Luckily my suitcase will contain a most unusual item.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59MUSIC: "Stolen Car" by Bruce Springsteen

0:00:59 > 0:01:00It's me.

0:01:02 > 0:01:09Let's look again. Look, that's me, with more hair.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Standing next to you on our wedding day. Remember?

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Who's that?

0:01:15 > 0:01:17That's your brother, Clive.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20I couldn't tell you how much hair he's got now.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23It's Tommy.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26We're married.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30And you sold my mother a set of brushes!

0:01:30 > 0:01:32All the handles fell off on the day of the wedding,

0:01:32 > 0:01:34she thought it was an omen!

0:01:34 > 0:01:35SHE LAUGHS

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Have you brought Clive with you? I'd love to see him again.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40He's hidden my red kite.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Clive isn't here. Not today.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49But you remember this little box of magic?

0:01:49 > 0:01:54Our lives have been kept afloat by things sold from this old case.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Ta-da!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00HE LAUGHS

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Just what you need.

0:02:11 > 0:02:16Now, do you remember what programme we used to watch with an eclair?

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Spooks!

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Oh, Spooks!

0:02:27 > 0:02:28The one about the ghosts?

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Yeah.

0:02:32 > 0:02:37But I've got to go somewhere to go - somewhere important - later today.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Yes, your kidney appointment?

0:02:40 > 0:02:45Yes, that's right! That's brilliant. My kidney appointment.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48But I don't want you worry, Muriel,

0:02:48 > 0:02:51because it'll all be settled by the end of the day.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53And I'll be right as rain.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Shall we eat these?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Well, I shouldn't.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58HE LAUGHS

0:02:59 > 0:03:02We could pretend that programme is on.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06We could! Pretend the window is the telly.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07Come on.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12If you will just take a seat you will be called.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15Is everything OK?

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Yes.

0:03:17 > 0:03:18If you want to talk about...

0:03:18 > 0:03:20No. Thank you.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Ladies!

0:03:26 > 0:03:31I've got something in here that'll turn those frowns upside down.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34I'll be surprised if George Clooney fits in there, Tommy.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36I've got something better than that.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40The Miracle Sponge.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43This little beauty takes all the effort out of cleaning.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Here, try it.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50No pressure is needed to clean any surface.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54And no surface can resist its power.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58It feels very greasy.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Ah, that'll be the special cleaning molecules.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Here comes the science bit.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Developed by NASA...

0:04:05 > 0:04:10possibly. These super molecules stick to the surface

0:04:10 > 0:04:16you're cleaning and actually repel any more dirt that's sticking.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Maybe I'll get one for Rob's neck.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Well, no thank you.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27Aww, I'll have one, Tommy. I'll get one for her as well.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29On the house, Mrs H.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32So how are you feeling?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Keeping myself busy so I don't think about it.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Lots of people have dialysis.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39And if it gets me back out there,

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Mrs H, I guess it's worth it.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Oh, watch where you're going!

0:04:44 > 0:04:45My mistake.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Dr Reid. Got a moment?

0:04:50 > 0:04:51Yes.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Are you OK?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00- Yes fine, why? - Really?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Well, you're bound to hear about it sooner or later.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08One of the policemen at the station has been accused of rape.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10And I know he would never do anything like that.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14Allegations happen all the time to professional people.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15- We're all vulnerable.- Yes.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18It just comes down to whether they're true or not.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20You didn't see the state he was in.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23All we can do is protect ourselves from accusations in the first place.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24My case in point,

0:05:24 > 0:05:28that gentleman in reception. I don't want him making complaints about you.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30I think this is a little more serious.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Just making my point, we're all vulnerable.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37You can put your sleeve down, Mr Sandison.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41So, how are you feeling about your dialysis this afternoon?

0:05:41 > 0:05:45Well, if it's what I need to keep the show on the road, got to be done.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Good attitude.

0:05:46 > 0:05:51Now, your first one is three o'clock at St Phil's?

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Yes.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Sorry...first one?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Well it's not a one-off treatment,

0:05:56 > 0:05:59that's why we put the fistula in your arm.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01And it's not a one-off thing?

0:06:01 > 0:06:03You'll have three sessions, four hours each.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06You may feel a little unwell in between.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09But it's going to improve your overall quality of life.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Didn't think I was going to be tied to a machine.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16It's the best we can do until a donor's found.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22Look, maybe I don't need it. I still get around!

0:06:22 > 0:06:24It's not getting any easier though, is it?

0:06:28 > 0:06:32So at three o'clock, everything changes?

0:06:32 > 0:06:33That's the ticket.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Hey, what's up?

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Wasted morning, that's all.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43You sit there trying to explain the importance of a balanced diet

0:06:43 > 0:06:46and you can just tell all they're thinking about is pizza.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49You want to prepare a flyer you can just hand out.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Or you could mention on your radio show that

0:06:51 > 0:06:53"Chips do not count as one of your five a day"?

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Oh, me and Kev aren't going to grace the airwaves any time soon.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02It's not me I'm worried about. It's Muriel.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06They moved her to the Garden Nursing Home, didn't they?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Yeah, and she's doing all right.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Some visits she's nearly normal and I think,

0:07:12 > 0:07:14"What on earth is she doing here?"

0:07:15 > 0:07:20Other times, she's convinced she's at a tea dance in 1958.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Well, you won't be at St Phil's all the time,

0:07:22 > 0:07:24you can still visit her.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26But not as regularly.

0:07:26 > 0:07:32She needs that regular, well, those visits benefit her

0:07:32 > 0:07:35and keep my Muriel in the present, Doctor.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39If I'm not there...

0:07:42 > 0:07:46One time she made 15 cups of tea.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49I found them dotted all over our front room.

0:07:50 > 0:07:56And there she was in her best dress waiting for these

0:07:56 > 0:07:58long-gone relatives.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02You need to think about your own condition.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04I can't give up on her!

0:08:04 > 0:08:05No-one expects you to.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10You need to take time to sort yourself out.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12You must keep that appointment, Mr Sandison.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19I'd better get my skates on then.

0:08:20 > 0:08:25Do you know, I've been a trader over 40 years?

0:08:25 > 0:08:29There's nothing I haven't done. Nothing I haven't sold.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Football shirts dyed different colours

0:08:31 > 0:08:34so I could sell to different fans.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Them pens that write in zero gravity.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41And now, I've got until three o'clock

0:08:41 > 0:08:44for my closing down sale, Dr Carter.

0:08:48 > 0:08:49Everything must go.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57Emma.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01How was your weekend?

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Not all that hot.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06But I imagine it was nothing compared to Dave's.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Rape is an appalling thing to accuse somebody of.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Rape is also an appalling thing to do to someone.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- If it's true.- I think we should keep our noses out of it.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Greasy?

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Exactly.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27And as a doctor,

0:09:27 > 0:09:31I don't have to tell you it's all about the super molecules, do I?

0:09:31 > 0:09:33No...what?

0:09:33 > 0:09:35No. So how much?

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Free. One day only.

0:09:38 > 0:09:39Ah, thanks.

0:09:41 > 0:09:48Ladies. Free Miracle Sponges. One day only, no catch.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52Just remember Tommy Sandison when you're cleaning your pots.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57Mr Sandison, why don't you come inside and wait for your taxi?

0:09:57 > 0:09:59This is not a car-boot sale.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Where's the harm? It makes them feel better, doesn't it?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04But you are cluttering up my frontage.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Do you know why I sell things?

0:10:09 > 0:10:10For financial gain.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13It's the buzz.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17The feeling of giving someone something they really want.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20At a reasonable profit, of course.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24And what if people do not want your Miracle Sponge?

0:10:24 > 0:10:26That's not what I'm really selling.

0:10:27 > 0:10:34If the Miracle Sponge can reduce the time cleaning by a minute,

0:10:34 > 0:10:37then that's one more minute that someone can spend

0:10:37 > 0:10:42with their wife or husband, one more minute laughing with their family.

0:10:45 > 0:10:50I'm selling the gift of time to people.

0:10:51 > 0:10:52Isn't that worth it?

0:10:55 > 0:10:58You are still cluttering up my frontage.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02I'm going to miss all this.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Ah. Good morning, sir.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16If you went to Mrs Bailey before Mrs Hessing,

0:11:16 > 0:11:19you might have enough time, should only take ten minutes.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22But then I'll have to double-back for my final patient. I haven't got the time.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24I'm sure he'll go of his own accord.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26He's talking about a closing down sale.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29I can see him getting carried away and forgetting.

0:11:29 > 0:11:30Well, there's nothing more we can do.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33You have the afternoon off.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35- No... - It'll only take ten minutes.

0:11:46 > 0:11:52I was always the man with places to be. Thousands of things to sell,

0:11:52 > 0:11:55thousands of pitches to make.

0:11:55 > 0:12:00Not the man who had time for wearing striped pyjamas at St Phil's.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Well, one less thing you've got to worry about is how you get to

0:12:03 > 0:12:06St Phil's - because I'm going to take you.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Thanks.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Can you pick me up from the nursing home?

0:12:11 > 0:12:15I want to stay with Muriel for as long as I can.

0:12:15 > 0:12:16CAR HORN BLARES

0:12:16 > 0:12:17- That's your cab.- Ah.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22Hey, do you remember, you sold me my first set of saucepans

0:12:22 > 0:12:23when I got married?

0:12:24 > 0:12:26I remember every sale, Mrs H.

0:12:26 > 0:12:27I've still got one.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30It hasn't got a handle and Rob's drilled a hole in it

0:12:30 > 0:12:31so we use it as a plant pot.

0:12:31 > 0:12:36But he said that you could sell anything to anyone.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44I can, can't I?

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Thank you!

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Hey, don't forget, 2.30.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Look, you were saying that no-one was doing this radio show?

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Do you think they're looking for someone?

0:12:55 > 0:12:56- You?- Well...

0:12:56 > 0:12:58You can't be any worse than me and Kev.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00What do you think?

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Have you done this kind of thing before?

0:13:02 > 0:13:06Kind of. I just thought, new challenge...

0:13:06 > 0:13:07You'd be great.

0:13:09 > 0:13:10Seriously. You would be.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14OK, will you put a good word in for me?

0:13:14 > 0:13:17I'd love to, but it's not my call.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Howard is the man you'll have to convince.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24What time are you going?

0:13:24 > 0:13:25Half past.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27That's a while yet.

0:13:27 > 0:13:28You can stay and say hello to Clive.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30He'll be here soon.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33No, he won't.

0:13:33 > 0:13:38Look, I know I said that tonight I'd all be fixed,

0:13:38 > 0:13:42well, it seems that medical science disagrees with me.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44And I didn't know whether to tell you,

0:13:44 > 0:13:48but, then I thought maybe you'd remember if I did.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51But the main thing is, I don't want you to worry.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Worry?

0:13:55 > 0:13:57I start my dialysis today.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00And that means I won't be able to come as much.

0:14:01 > 0:14:06But whatever happens I want you to know...I love you.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Now, I've got somewhere to go first.

0:14:15 > 0:14:16What's in there?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20A most unusual item.

0:14:28 > 0:14:29I love you too.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39SINK GURGLES

0:14:42 > 0:14:46Dave admits they had sex - twice.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48But both times it was consensual.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Doesn't tally with her side of things.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54They'd been drinking. He admits that. They had sex.

0:14:54 > 0:14:58He admits that. Why, what does she say?

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Oh, Emma, we can't discuss it like it's staff room gossip.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03No, but we can discuss it like the medical professionals we are.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07He was sick to the stomach when I examined him.

0:15:08 > 0:15:09The fact you know Dave...

0:15:09 > 0:15:13The fact I know Dave could save an awful lot of time and heartache.

0:15:14 > 0:15:19Come on, we both know that Dave would never do something like this.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23He dumped her, and this is just some kind of sick revenge.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27In my experience, people are capable of anything.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39CAR HORN BLARES

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Want to put your case in the boot?

0:15:44 > 0:15:47No, if it's all right with you, I'll keep it with me.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49As long as you promise not to sell me anything.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50HE LAUGHS

0:15:50 > 0:15:54You've scrubbed up well, I bet Muriel appreciated that.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55It's not for Muriel.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58I need to do something before we go to the hospital,

0:15:58 > 0:16:00before all the treatment starts.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04It's very important, Mrs H. One last sale.

0:16:04 > 0:16:05There's not time.

0:16:05 > 0:16:10Oh c'mon, give an old salesman the chance to make one final pitch.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13I promise you, it's the pitch of a lifetime.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15A most unusual item.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18All I'm asking of you is ten minutes.

0:16:18 > 0:16:22It's even on the way - 23 Bookman Street.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24Please, Mrs H.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26I can't. Now, get in.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29- What are you going to say?- Jas, this isn't necessary.- I know Howard can

0:16:29 > 0:16:31be intimidating, but if you just...

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Everything OK, Mrs Tembe?

0:16:34 > 0:16:36I was not listening.

0:16:36 > 0:16:37Course not.

0:16:37 > 0:16:41Some person unknown has left a mark on Mr Bellamy's door.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44So far it has resisted soap and water.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46So now it is time for elbow grease.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47Can I pop in and see him?

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Carpe diem.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50No.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53I mean he is, he is not in at the moment.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54OK, good.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58We'll be back.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01So will I. This is not shifting.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03DRILLING

0:17:04 > 0:17:06It's always the same when you're in a rush.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Sorry for messing you around.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11What are you talking about? You're not messing me around.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12Hey! Where are you going?

0:17:15 > 0:17:20SHE BEEPS HORN

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Emma...

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Do you think Sonia O'Neil's story stacks up?

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Dave hardly had a mark on him.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Sometimes women are too terrified to fight back.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34She bit him though.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36So there you go. She fought back.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41It was more like a love bite than a proper flesh bite.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43So what are you saying?

0:17:45 > 0:17:49I think both times they had sex it was consensual.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51- I think she's making it up to get back at him.- Why?

0:17:53 > 0:17:56Because he didn't respond to her long-term plans for the relationship?

0:17:56 > 0:17:58I have to see Mr McKenzie.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01She's got form, Jimmi. Remember the rubbish she spread about Rob?

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Maybe now's the one chance she's got to finally destroy someone.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09- I'm sorry I just...- Look, if she had really been raped,

0:18:09 > 0:18:11I'd defend her like a shot...

0:18:11 > 0:18:14I examined her. I heard her story.

0:18:14 > 0:18:15You didn't.

0:18:21 > 0:18:22Hello, Clive.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Tommy?

0:18:27 > 0:18:29It's been a while, hasn't it?

0:18:29 > 0:18:31What do you think you're playing at, Tommy?

0:18:31 > 0:18:33I could ask the same question.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Can we...can we come inside?

0:18:37 > 0:18:39We haven't got time for tea.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42There's always time to see something amazing.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47I want to try out for the radio slot.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51I'm not sure.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53OK, why?

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Well, I don't think you're quite what they're looking for.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Come on. I've got a perfect face for radio.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01PHONE RINGS

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Look, the bottom line is,

0:19:03 > 0:19:06I saw it as being a show for a doctor.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09PHONE CONTINUES

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Chris, please...

0:19:13 > 0:19:15We should be in a waiting room by now, Tommy.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Look at this.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19But then he was always the petty, drab one.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Are you even listening to me?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Haven't spoken for 15 years!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25HE LAUGHS

0:19:25 > 0:19:27I still can't remember the reasons.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Do you want me to remind you?

0:19:29 > 0:19:31That's not what I'm here for.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Well, you're not here to tell me bad news.

0:19:33 > 0:19:37Not about Muriel. You're too upbeat.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Can't pull the wool over your eyes!

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Tommy, we need to be going...

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Not being rude, but who on earth are you?

0:19:46 > 0:19:48I'm Karen Hollins from the Mill Health Centre.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52So, you're supervising him?

0:19:52 > 0:19:53No, I was trying to catch him.

0:19:55 > 0:20:00Well, now we've all caught up, and you've had your water,

0:20:00 > 0:20:02perhaps you'd like to tell me what's going on?

0:20:04 > 0:20:07I've got something here that might interest you.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09I'm not interested in your tat.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11It's a most unusual item...

0:20:19 > 0:20:26The Letherbridge Amateur Female Darts trophy, 1984.

0:20:26 > 0:20:30Muriel won this without throwing a dart

0:20:30 > 0:20:31because the other side didn't turn up.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Fascinating.

0:20:33 > 0:20:39And this is the last letter she got from your mother.

0:20:39 > 0:20:46It talks about a family holiday in Rhyl in 1950.

0:20:46 > 0:20:53The first time Muriel looked after her baby brother - you - on holiday.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57This was her lucky key ring.

0:20:58 > 0:21:04This is the recipe for her legendary chicken casserole.

0:21:05 > 0:21:11This is a photo of her with her German pen friend, Nina.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15And this is a brooch she found on a train to Whitby.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18I don't want any of these things.

0:21:18 > 0:21:23I'm not selling these things. These are fragments,

0:21:23 > 0:21:25reminders of something you've lost.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30I'm offering you the chance to turn the clock back.

0:21:30 > 0:21:34I'm giving you the chance to make things right with your sister.

0:21:39 > 0:21:43Roll up, it's a one-off offer for one customer only.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48Come on. What have you got to lose?

0:21:48 > 0:21:49The clock's ticking.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Why does it have to be a doctor?

0:21:57 > 0:21:58The radio show?

0:21:58 > 0:22:00I am more in tune with young people

0:22:00 > 0:22:02than most of the staff in this place.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Look, it's not all about playing the latest groups.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10It's about getting the message across.

0:22:10 > 0:22:11And I can do that.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13I do that 20 times a day here.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16Granted it may often be the same message, but I do it.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19I don't think they'd take you seriously.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Why not? I can talk in language they understand,

0:22:22 > 0:22:24and do it without being preachy.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26You know all the work I've done with the youth clubs,

0:22:26 > 0:22:29and I've used the studio before with some of the kids.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33There may be distressed people calling in. Can you handle that?

0:22:33 > 0:22:36I handle that every day here.

0:22:36 > 0:22:37I can do this, Howard.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Well I can't fault your enthusiasm.

0:22:40 > 0:22:41Well?

0:22:41 > 0:22:44OK. I'll give the radio people a call.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46But remember this.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47All the time you're on air,

0:22:47 > 0:22:49never forget you're a spokesperson for this practice.

0:22:49 > 0:22:50All right?

0:22:53 > 0:22:55- WHISPERS:- Yes!

0:22:55 > 0:22:57- I said I'd never go back. - But...

0:22:57 > 0:23:03There is no "but". Too much was said to just...sweep it away.

0:23:03 > 0:23:04Sorry, Tommy.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08There's something Tommy isn't telling you.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12He starts dialysis today,

0:23:12 > 0:23:15and he's worried that he's not going to be able to see as much of Muriel.

0:23:15 > 0:23:22And she needs someone to talk to, to remember the old days.

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Why?

0:23:24 > 0:23:26She's suffering from dementia.

0:23:30 > 0:23:36Clive, you know we're a very private couple, we never had kids,

0:23:36 > 0:23:38only a few close friends.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44There's no-one else. I need you to see her.

0:23:44 > 0:23:45That's all.

0:23:48 > 0:23:53The more we talk, the more chance there is of us holding onto her.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57She struggles with the present but she remembers the past.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59She talks about you and her kite.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03It's like you were kids again.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06The thing of it is, you're probably

0:24:06 > 0:24:10the only person who remembers the argument.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15How long's she had a German pen friend?

0:24:17 > 0:24:18Go and ask her.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Sorry about earlier.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26I just worry - what if I'm right and no-one listened?

0:24:26 > 0:24:28I just want to grab some lunch.

0:24:28 > 0:24:32Dave's only crime is that he didn't want to settle down with that harpy.

0:24:32 > 0:24:36Now he's going to be dragged through the courts, and his reputation ruined...

0:24:36 > 0:24:37He'll get a fair hearing.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39It doesn't have to get that far.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Not if someone can make her see sense.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44All it needs is for someone to tell her to think

0:24:44 > 0:24:47seriously about what she's doing.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49I'm putting this down to the fact you've had a long day.

0:24:49 > 0:24:53Jimmi, you could persuade her to drop the charges.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Maybe we shouldn't get involved.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07I don't think I can do this.

0:25:07 > 0:25:08You know what?

0:25:08 > 0:25:10I think you can do anything.

0:25:17 > 0:25:21Miracle sponges - free, one day only.

0:25:38 > 0:25:43Today, I gave my last great sales pitch.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46But, boy, was it a corker.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48MUSIC: "Stolen Car" by Bruce Springsteen

0:25:50 > 0:25:51Clive!

0:25:51 > 0:25:52Hello, Muriel.

0:25:55 > 0:25:56What are you doing?

0:25:56 > 0:25:57Watching...

0:25:59 > 0:26:00..Spooks!

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Jimmi?

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Dave has been suspended. Did you know that?

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Are you prepared to do nothing?

0:26:13 > 0:26:16OK, I accept O'Neil had a problem with Rob Hollins in the first place.

0:26:16 > 0:26:20But it's completely different from accusing her of fabricating a claim of rape against Dave Cartwright.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22- There is one thing in common... - Emma!

0:26:22 > 0:26:25The same vindictive woman has made both accusations.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Only one of those accusations is going to ruin somebody's life!

0:26:27 > 0:26:31You have no basis for that other than a dislike for Sonia O'Neil!

0:26:31 > 0:26:33What is wrong with you? You've been going on about this all day.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35I just want your take on it.

0:26:35 > 0:26:39- No, you want me to agree with you because it will make you feel better.- That's not true.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42- You like Dave, you had a fling with him.- How did you...

0:26:42 > 0:26:44You don't like Sonia. Fine, who cares? It's irrelevant.

0:26:44 > 0:26:48If you want to know the facts look at my report, stop badgering me into taking your side.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50I wouldn't dream of it, you're clearly on hers already!

0:26:50 > 0:26:52Oh, I give up!

0:26:53 > 0:26:54OK, you don't like Sonia O'Neil,

0:26:54 > 0:26:57it doesn't mean she doesn't have the same rights as any other woman.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Or is it only nice women who get raped?

0:27:09 > 0:27:12Phil's over from Denton Street nick. Same station as Dave.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Bet he's wishing he stayed there now.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Name doesn't ring any bells, I'm afraid.

0:27:16 > 0:27:17Just thought I'd mention it.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19I'm glad you did, Captain Bellamy.

0:27:19 > 0:27:23- Let me take this.- I can manage.- It's much easier...- I can manage!

0:27:26 > 0:27:27Whose side are you on, Captain?

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