0:00:27 > 0:00:29So, you think you know your music? Not today, you don't.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31I'll be playing all the old favourites,
0:00:31 > 0:00:34- but not quite as you remember them. - Chris?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36There's loads of versions of Hotel California.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40But for all you dudes out there, this one is from The Big Lebowski.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44Christopher! What on Earth is going on in there?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Just practising stuff for my radio show.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Oh, I see! I hope Howard knows what he's let himself in for.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Thanks for the support(!)
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Sorry. I've got a lot on my mind.
0:00:53 > 0:00:58Anyway, you know I've never really been a fan of your kind of music.
0:00:58 > 0:01:03- I don't care.- But I promise I will try to listen.- OK!- Good luck!
0:01:10 > 0:01:15# Hey, Mr DJ, put a record on, I wanna dance with my baby... #
0:01:15 > 0:01:19- Very good.- So, have you got all your patter sorted then?
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- Ready to get down with the kids? - They're students.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24And I wouldn't mind running the playlist past you,
0:01:24 > 0:01:26cos some of the songs are a bit eclectic.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28What exactly does that mean?
0:01:28 > 0:01:31It means that you and I, Karen, have never heard of it.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Oh, I don't know. Immie and Jack...
0:01:32 > 0:01:36I hope you're going to introduce those musically deprived ears
0:01:36 > 0:01:40- to a bit of Beethoven or Berlioz! - Heston, it's supposed to be fun!
0:01:40 > 0:01:41This is not a laughing matter. >
0:01:41 > 0:01:44I'm counting on you to uphold the reputation of this practice, Chris.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- Can you do that?- Yes, sir.- Good.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52"Your mission, should you choose to accept it..."
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- Just the person I wanted to see. - What have I done now?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Any last-minute tips for my radio show?- You're asking me?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Well, yeah, you know, benefit of hindsight and all that.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05OK, just one - don't do it.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Only kidding. Is Antonia going to be on your case?
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Well, I have used the uni studio before, doing DJ workshops
0:02:12 > 0:02:14with some of the kids at the youth club.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- So, fingers crossed, I should be all good.- Then you're laughing.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Almost. Because the lad who is my guest has bailed on me.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25If I'm going to be there lecturing students, it is so important
0:02:25 > 0:02:27that I've got someone there that they can relate to.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Agree with you there. Got to go. Good luck - rather you than me.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36KNOCK AT DOOR
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- Hi.- Hi. You're a sight for sore eyes.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46I was passing - thought you might like some proper coffee.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47You bet. Come in.
0:02:52 > 0:02:57The theme of today's show is "Ten Things I Hate About You".
0:02:57 > 0:03:01Yes, you - the students that I see down the surgery every day.
0:03:01 > 0:03:06Number one - I hate the way you get totally legless
0:03:06 > 0:03:10and then dare yourselves to do something completely stupid.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Enough with the Man on Wire impersonations -
0:03:13 > 0:03:17if you are drunk, you're going to fall off and break something.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Doesn't matter whether it's Borneo or the Bullring.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23You're going to break it, sprain it, tear it, maim it.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26There isn't a single part of the student anatomy that
0:03:26 > 0:03:27I haven't had to put stitches in.
0:03:27 > 0:03:32E-mail, call, or text me with whatever medical is on your mind.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Meanwhile, here's the first of my very special playlist.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Your favourite songs, but not quite as you remember them.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44Wonder what Liam and Noel would make of Mr Paul Anka.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50You must be going crazy cooped up in here.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51It's all right.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Catching up on old favourites?
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Yeah, I'm turning into a right couch potato.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03- Even the box sets get boring after a while.- I know what you mean.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Anyway, enough about me. How are you doing?
0:04:05 > 0:04:10OK. Being at work helps. Helps take my mind off things.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Yeah. Don't know what I'd do without the internet.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Yes, I'd noticed.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19You've got a very interesting profile.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21HE LAUGHS
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- You've seen it?- Let's just say that I've been made aware of it.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29You seem to be very keen on bragging about your conquests.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Oh, no, I'd completely forgotten about all that.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38It's just a daft thing I do after a night out.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Oh, yeah, I can't believe I did that.
0:04:45 > 0:04:50Deleted, all gone. Yeah. Thanks for reminding me.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53That's just the sort of thing they could use against me, isn't it?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Is that all you're bothered about?
0:04:56 > 0:05:00No, no, of course not. No. I'm sorry, Em.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03I didn't mean to offend you. It's just... Just childish.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Yeah, well. I don't appreciate having my private life broadcast
0:05:07 > 0:05:12- to all and sundry. - I completely forgot it was there.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- It should have been deleted ages ago.- But you posted about O'Neil.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Yeah, asking for trouble.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24I can assure you I won't be doing anything like that again.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Forgive and forget?
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Yeah.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Congratulations, you made it on time and on the right day.- Thanks.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37And you're looking a lot better than when I saw you last.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39The new diet's working out OK?
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Kind of.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44My friends all think I'm a freak, but nothing new there.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48This isn't cabbage soup - you've just given up alcohol.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Exactly. Round here that's a criminal offence!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53But you're sticking with it OK?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Plenty of fluids, fruit and vegetables, lots of rest?
0:05:56 > 0:06:00Trying to. It's that or getting my stomach pumped again, isn't it?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03You've got to give your body a chance to recover.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04It could have been fatal.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07I know. They gave me a lecture at the hospital.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10And how are you feeling in yourself?
0:06:12 > 0:06:18It's hard going. Like everyone can see the real me.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Is that so terrible?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26More e-mails coming through... "I swallowed a live fish
0:06:26 > 0:06:31"as part of my art project, how much Omega-3 does that give me?"
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Well, Shaheen, "not a lot" is the answer.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37I can think of much tastier ways to get my weekly dose of fatty acids
0:06:37 > 0:06:40but, if it helps you get your degree...
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Moving onto another one -
0:06:42 > 0:06:44"What happens if you..."
0:06:44 > 0:06:46HE LAUGHS
0:06:46 > 0:06:49I can't read that out, Larissa from Languages!
0:06:49 > 0:06:54OK, onto the third thing I hate about you - hangover cures.
0:06:54 > 0:07:00CHRIS ON RADIO: 'Now, word of advice - the best hangover cure is water and sleep.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03'Not anti-hangover patches, or disgusting food concoctions'
0:07:03 > 0:07:08and DEFINITELY not more alcohol!
0:07:08 > 0:07:12And we have our first caller -
0:07:12 > 0:07:17you are live, and as they say on the proper shows, please, do not swear.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Who's this? - 'Tessa - Tess for short.'
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Hi, Tess, what can I do for you?
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- 'I think I might have lung cancer.' - OK. What makes you say that?
0:07:26 > 0:07:30'I've been smoking since I was 12. And I've had a cough for ages.'
0:07:30 > 0:07:33That doesn't mean you've got cancer.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36'I checked it out on the net. Now, I've started coughing up blood.'
0:07:36 > 0:07:39OK, Tess, you really need to go and speak to a doctor about this.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42'I hate doctors, that's why I'm talking to you.'
0:07:42 > 0:07:45I know doctors can be a little intimidating,
0:07:45 > 0:07:47but down at the Campus Surgery,
0:07:47 > 0:07:50they're all really friendly and approachable.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52'So you think it could be cancer?'
0:07:52 > 0:07:54I can't say that, Tess,
0:07:54 > 0:07:57you need to have a proper examination with a doctor.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01There's all sorts of things it could be - TB...
0:08:01 > 0:08:04'TB?! They can't cure that any more, can they?'
0:08:04 > 0:08:06If they treat it soon enough, yes.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08'This is serious, isn't it?'
0:08:08 > 0:08:12No, like I said - just get yourself down to the Campus Surgery,
0:08:12 > 0:08:15you can have a nice chat with one of the doctors, and...
0:08:16 > 0:08:19RADIO: 'Hello? Tess?
0:08:20 > 0:08:21'Tess?'
0:08:23 > 0:08:25You're making great progress.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29I wish all the students I see were as responsive as you.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31I've got finals soon.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I don't want the last three years to have been a complete waste of time.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38I think you could encourage a few others to give it a rest.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- What do you mean?- I have a friend, Chris - he's the nurse here,
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- you've probably seen him for your checkups.- Yeah.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45He needs a volunteer.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49You're not going to put me in for some kind of medical trial, are you?
0:08:49 > 0:08:52No, nothing like that. He's got a radio show this afternoon.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56- Here at the uni. And he's looking for some great guests.- Me?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59I think you'd be perfect, Edie.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Hearing what happened to you might stop someone else
0:09:02 > 0:09:04from giving their liver such a hard time.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06You want me to go on and tell everyone about the joys
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- of having my stomach pumped? - Not exactly.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11There's no way I'm doing that in public.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- Everyone will really admire you for speaking out.- In my dreams!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18You've got a great personality, you just don't know it yet.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21And you're never going to find out if you don't speak up and let everyone see
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- what a great woman you are! - You're just saying that.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26I'm not! You could've gone back to the same old, same old. People do.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Even after a visit to A&E, your friends are giving you a hard time,
0:09:29 > 0:09:32but that hasn't made you start drinking again, has it?
0:09:34 > 0:09:35But I won't force you.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38You don't have to do anything you don't want to do.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- I wouldn't know what to say. - Chris will support you all the way.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- I'm not really ready for it. - I'm your doctor and I think you are.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Really? 100%.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Not a patch on what you brought me, unfortunately.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58Oh, erm, actually, I'd better be going.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01But it's really good to see you're still your old self.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Oh, you know me! Always the optimist.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Can't you stay for a bit? Keep me company?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11I can't. Chris has got his radio debut as we speak.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- I promised I'd listen. - You can listen here.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18That's very kind, but I'm not sure it would be your cup of tea.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Chris's taste in music is a little unusual.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25You should have seen my teenage record collection!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Come on, have a cuppa.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Go on then.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Chris Reid here from the Campus Surgery,
0:10:32 > 0:10:36let me know if your heart or anything else is bothering you.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42OK, who have we got here?
0:10:42 > 0:10:46- 'Someone who could do this a whole lot better than you.'- Sorry?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- 'You cocked up that last call, didn't you?'- And you are?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52'Ben. 3rd year med. I'm going to be one of those doctors
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- 'you were so disparaging about.' - I wasn't...- 'Just proved what happens
0:10:55 > 0:10:58'when patients speak to the monkey, not the organ grinder.'
0:10:58 > 0:11:02- Excuse me?- 'Ever heard of aspergillosis? Thought not.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05'Comes from living in damp, squalid conditions -
0:11:05 > 0:11:08'like that found in most student houses, in fact.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11'Breathlessness gives it away. Fungal growths on the lungs.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13'Easily treatable.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16'Not saying that's the cause but Tess, I'd run that by your doctor
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- 'if this idiot hasn't put you off seeing one.'- Steady on.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22'You're playing crap music and giving dodgy advice.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25'I'd stick with giving injections and wiping up sick.'
0:11:25 > 0:11:28How dare he talk to Chris like that!
0:11:28 > 0:11:31'Bet you haven't even been to university, have you?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- 'Where did you study?' - That's none of your business.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36'I think we have a right to know your credentials.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39'You haven't been to university, have you? Well?'
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- 'Well, what?'- 'Did you go?'- 'No.' - 'There you are.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46- 'We've got some half-baked practice nurse telling us...' - Have you heard this?
0:11:46 > 0:11:49I'm afraid I have. Sounds like Chris is being outflanked and outgunned.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53'..Freedom of speech, mate, that's what this country is known for...'
0:11:53 > 0:11:55'I'd like to give someone else a chance.'
0:11:55 > 0:12:00'Calls flooding in, are they? Now, everyone knows you don't really know what you're talking about.'
0:12:00 > 0:12:03'Time for another track, I think.'
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Haven't you got an important lecture or something to go to, Ben?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08'Ha! Getting riled, are we?'
0:12:08 > 0:12:12It's been great talking to you, but I've got another call coming through.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15MUSIC: "(I Can't Get Me No) Satisfaction" by Devo
0:12:18 > 0:12:20PHONE BEEPS
0:12:27 > 0:12:29RADIO PLAYS
0:12:29 > 0:12:32See, I told you it was a bit weird.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35No, this is right up my street.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36You are joking.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Yeah.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40THEY LAUGH
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- I can think of something better to do with the afternoon.- Yeah?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Why don't we go upstairs?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55What?
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Still got something between us, haven't we?
0:12:58 > 0:13:02- Are you serious? - Why not? Nothing's stopping us.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Dave, my husband's just died.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- Right.- I can't believe you'd even suggest it!
0:13:10 > 0:13:15Oh, no, I just thought, we're alone together. We always got on so well.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Yeah, well, that's in the past for me.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Yes, stupid of me.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Yeah. Just thought...
0:13:25 > 0:13:28Sam's death must be really raw?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- I can't go through with it. - Course you can.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35I've told Chris all about you, he's really excited.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- I'm not strong enough. - You're stronger than you think.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42- No-one's going to care about what I say.- Yes, they are.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46And this could be an important step on your road to recovery.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Have you listened to the level of conversation on a night out with your friends?
0:13:50 > 0:13:54They're not exactly setting the world alight with the level of debate, are they?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57What you've got to say is just as valid as anyone else.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59OK?
0:14:00 > 0:14:01OK.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06"I made a curry for my housemates using a can of dog food
0:14:06 > 0:14:10"and I'm worried I may have given them food poisoning.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11"What are the chances?"
0:14:11 > 0:14:17And so onto the sixth thing I hate about you - your diets!
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Listen up, folks, cos this is serious. If it's covered in mould
0:14:20 > 0:14:24and there's a chance there's a couple of maggots in there -
0:14:24 > 0:14:25it is past its sell-by date!
0:14:25 > 0:14:29And yes, even students need to have their five a day.
0:14:29 > 0:14:34It's no good just chucking vitamin C tablets down your throat all day.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37We have another call coming in. Hello?
0:14:37 > 0:14:40'Hi, my name's... Maria.'
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Hello, Maria.- 'I'm loving your music, it's, like, really different.'
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Thank you.- 'I'd just like to say, I've seen you at the surgery
0:14:46 > 0:14:51- 'and I know how good you are.' - Well, thank you, but I don't think...- 'No...'
0:14:51 > 0:14:55people need to know. I've seen you doing magic tricks for little kids
0:14:55 > 0:14:57who are terrified of injections.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00And I've seen you talking to some old lady
0:15:00 > 0:15:04who hasn't had a visitor in weeks and thinks no-one cares about her.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Well, we all try our best.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Nurses go the extra mile, don't they?
0:15:09 > 0:15:12I think listeners should appreciate it.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Well, thank you very much for your call, Maria.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18'Great to have your support. Time for some more music,'
0:15:18 > 0:15:23I think. Here's a blast from the past, remixed somewhat.
0:15:23 > 0:15:29Sam and I had an unconventional relationship, as you know,
0:15:29 > 0:15:33- but it worked.- You miss him more than you thought you would.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Yes.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38No.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40It's not as simple as that.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41There's Chris.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44You don't want to upset him.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Not exactly.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49All sounds very complicated.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- Dave...- We can keep it quiet. - No, Dave.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56- No strings attached, like before. - I don't want a sexual relationship with you.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Not like you, playing hard to get...
0:15:58 > 0:16:00I mean it, Dave. Don't touch me!
0:16:06 > 0:16:07..Don't!
0:16:09 > 0:16:12It's now time for our first guest.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14I've got 3rd year student Edie with me. Hi, Edie.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Thank you for coming in.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18SHE SCREAMS
0:16:18 > 0:16:21I think there's a few things you'd like to share with us?
0:16:24 > 0:16:27You're going to have to speak up a bit, this is radio, remember.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Sorry.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32This doesn't have to go any further!
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Do you want to just start from the beginning?
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Tell us in your own words?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- MOBILE PHONE RINGTONE - Sorry, sorry.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Sorry. I should have reminded you about that.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Let's not worry about it too much for now. Let's have a bit more music.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Here's My Bloody Valentine giving us a bit of Louis Armstrong.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Are you OK?
0:16:54 > 0:16:58- It's too late to play the innocent. - I didn't want any of this to happen!
0:16:58 > 0:17:00No? I bet you're loving it.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- Are you sure you want to do this? - Yeah!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04I'll report you!
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Yeah! Bring it on!
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Who's going to believe you?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10You've already been accused of topping your husband.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14So, I think things have got a bit tough for you recently, haven't they?
0:17:14 > 0:17:17The whole station knows you like putting it about.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19No! It's been great.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22THEY STRUGGLE AND STRAIN
0:17:24 > 0:17:26What?
0:17:26 > 0:17:30I wouldn't be here, if I hadn't been drinking. It's great.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36You're gorgeous, you are! So manly.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42'Let's get you some water. Is there someone I can call...?'
0:17:42 > 0:17:47'You can call me any time. Mmmm, how about a kiss...'
0:17:47 > 0:17:51'Hold on to me. I'll help you out of the studio.'
0:17:51 > 0:17:55'Yeah, let's go somewhere a bit more private.'
0:17:55 > 0:17:59- 'Let me call someone for you.' - 'ET, phone home...' - SHE GIGGLES
0:18:28 > 0:18:31I'm so sorry. She's a lovely person really.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35- I thought she'd make a great guest. - Don't worry about it.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37There's not much more that could go wrong today.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40I should really stay away from radio, shouldn't I?
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Yeah, yeah, maybe you should.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Bet I know who this is going to be.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Hello, Ben.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56'Screwed up again, didn't you?
0:18:56 > 0:19:00'Listening to your show is enough to drive anyone to drink.'
0:19:00 > 0:19:01Your feedback is appreciated.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04'And to think they turned me down for this.'
0:19:04 > 0:19:08- What do you mean? - 'I proposed a much better show.'
0:19:08 > 0:19:12- Really?- 'Yes - unbeatable combination of expertise
0:19:12 > 0:19:15'and an advanced taste in music.'
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Well, why don't you come down and present the show yourself?
0:19:18 > 0:19:22'And stop us all having more of a laugh at your expense? No way.'
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- Put your money where your mouth is. - 'More like doing you a favour.'
0:19:25 > 0:19:30Oh, no danger of that. I just think you're just scared,
0:19:30 > 0:19:32like bullies everywhere.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34'You calling me a bully?'
0:19:34 > 0:19:35If the shoe fits...
0:19:36 > 0:19:40'I could do your show with my eyes closed.'
0:19:40 > 0:19:42- Then prove it.- 'OK, I will.'
0:19:42 > 0:19:47- Good.- 'Good. I'm only round the corner, be there in five.'
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Are you sure that's wise?
0:19:51 > 0:19:52Probably not.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09SHE RETCHES
0:20:09 > 0:20:10Are you OK?
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Having you here wasn't a good idea, was it?
0:20:16 > 0:20:19I told you, I hate talking about myself.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Except to you.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24So, what are you going to do when you get your first job interview?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26When you really want to get close to someone?
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Will you just have a few drinks then?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32I'm sorry. I had no right to say that.
0:20:33 > 0:20:38- You've never had to rely on alcohol, have you?- No.- You're lucky.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39You underestimate yourself.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42You've got this far. You haven't dropped out.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45I don't want you to throw everything away. I think you can beat this.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Come back and see me tomorrow?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Your cab should be here soon.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54It's OK, you don't have to wait with me.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59I'll be fine. I'm not new to this, remember?
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Please, go.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Promise you'll see me tomorrow?
0:21:17 > 0:21:18'When I heard you and Ben earlier,
0:21:18 > 0:21:21'I realised - what's there to be frightened of?
0:21:21 > 0:21:22'He was so up himself.'
0:21:22 > 0:21:25- Not all doctors are like that. - 'You're right.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28'I could have lung cancer or I could have that other thing
0:21:28 > 0:21:32'Ben was on about but either way, if I don't do anything about it,
0:21:32 > 0:21:34'I'm going to end up dead, aren't I?'
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Well, that's one way of looking at it.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37'We can be a bit thick, can't we,
0:21:37 > 0:21:40'considering we're all studying for degrees?'
0:21:40 > 0:21:42I couldn't possibly comment(!)
0:21:46 > 0:21:51Thank you for your call, Tess. I really do wish you all the best.
0:21:51 > 0:21:56I've got your suggestions for some more outrageous cover versions -
0:21:56 > 0:22:03but listener Ben has just arrived into the studio.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06So, take it away, Ben. It's all yours.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10- What?- I'm not going to fight you.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12You want to do the show, it's all yours.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14- Just like that?- Just like that.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- You're more of a lightweight than I thought.- No. I just think
0:22:17 > 0:22:21you like the sound of your own voice more than anything else in the world.
0:22:21 > 0:22:27And I want to give you the opportunity to put it right out there, talk as much as you like.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Because when you do graduate,
0:22:29 > 0:22:33when you do get to be a doctor, you'll have to do a bit of listening.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Which means that you'll have to shut up from time to time
0:22:36 > 0:22:38'and give your patients a chance.'
0:22:38 > 0:22:42- Switch that off, he's done enough damage.- No, listen, he's being really good.
0:22:42 > 0:22:43'Spare me the lecture,'
0:22:43 > 0:22:45I get enough of those already.
0:22:45 > 0:22:50I just want to give you a bit of friendly advice before it's too late.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Too late for what?
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Too late to become that brilliant doctor you're so sure you're going to be.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57- You don't know what you're talking about.- I'm just a nurse.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01And I do clean up sick and do all the other little jobs
0:23:01 > 0:23:04that doctors leave us - but I love my job.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06'And sure, I don't know all the "science",
0:23:06 > 0:23:10'but I don't treat my patients like specimens either.'
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- 'And you think I will?' - 'Sounds like it.'
0:23:12 > 0:23:17Cos you're educated to think that the label "doctor" makes you special,
0:23:17 > 0:23:21that it makes you better than everyone else, but it doesn't.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25You're brainy, yeah, and you've got some very particular skills,
0:23:25 > 0:23:28but does that mean that you understand people more,
0:23:28 > 0:23:33that you have some special empathy? Cos I think it's the complete opposite.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Unless you come down off your high horse
0:23:37 > 0:23:39and join the rest of the human race.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Now, do you want to take over?
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Very impressive. As you were.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00'I want to dedicate'
0:24:00 > 0:24:04this last track to Edie, and to students everywhere,
0:24:04 > 0:24:10because the last thing I hate about you is your ability to survive.
0:24:10 > 0:24:16Never again will your bodies be so abused, yet somehow,
0:24:16 > 0:24:22you'll leave uni intact and get on with your lives like everybody else.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27I'll see you at the surgery.
0:24:27 > 0:24:32MUSIC: "I Will Survive" by Cake
0:24:32 > 0:24:34# Oh, now, go
0:24:34 > 0:24:36# Walk out the door
0:24:36 > 0:24:38# Just turn around now... #
0:24:38 > 0:24:39I can't dance to this!
0:24:42 > 0:24:46# Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye
0:24:46 > 0:24:48# Did you think I'd crumble
0:24:48 > 0:24:51# Did you think I'd lay down and die
0:24:51 > 0:24:53# Oh, no, not I
0:24:53 > 0:24:56# I will survive
0:24:56 > 0:25:01# As long as I know how to love I know I'll be alive
0:25:01 > 0:25:04# I've got all my life to live
0:25:04 > 0:25:06# I've got all my love to give
0:25:06 > 0:25:08# I will survive
0:25:08 > 0:25:11# I will survive
0:25:11 > 0:25:13# Yeah, yeah. #
0:25:19 > 0:25:20It's the postman!
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Because you have previously been a victim of fraud.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25A criminal gang was keeping your name on a database.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27We thought you should know.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Thank you very much, but I would have known if I'd been a victim of fraud.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32- ALARM - What's that?
0:25:32 > 0:25:34It means we have to start talking about something else. David said.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- Just like that?- David said.
0:25:37 > 0:25:38He tried to do it to me.
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