0:00:31 > 0:00:35MUSIC: "Take On Me" by A-ha
0:00:35 > 0:00:38HE HUMS
0:00:45 > 0:00:49HE IMITATES FIREWORKS
0:00:55 > 0:00:57EMAIL ALERT
0:00:59 > 0:01:02No. No. No.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Yes.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08# Take on me (Take on me)
0:01:08 > 0:01:12# Take me on
0:01:12 > 0:01:14# (Take on me)
0:01:14 > 0:01:18# I'll be gone
0:01:18 > 0:01:20# In a day...
0:01:20 > 0:01:23# (Take on me)
0:01:23 > 0:01:29# (Take me on...) #
0:01:29 > 0:01:32"Tim Mannall, one of the greatest actors of your generation
0:01:32 > 0:01:35"how does it feel to finally win the Oscar?"
0:01:35 > 0:01:38It's chuffing brilliant, mate!
0:01:38 > 0:01:42I'm made-up! I love being a film star, me.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44You get to go in limos and everything.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46'Rise and shine with Letherbridge FM...'
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Oh!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12No...listen, mate, any time, day or night.
0:02:12 > 0:02:17I am here to help, that's... it's just my job.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Early bird catches the worm, eh?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Great minds think alike, huh?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Ooh, I'm enjoying these early morning cliches.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27I'll tell you what. I throw down the gauntlet to you.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Let's see who can slip in the most cliches before lunch.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32- Loser buys lunch.- Bring it on.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35I'm going to bring it on! I'm going to take you down to Chinatown!
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Right. Competition starts, seconds out, from...now! After you.
0:02:39 > 0:02:44- Another day, another dollar. - Nice. One-nil.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47I think you'll find that you've bitten off
0:02:47 > 0:02:49more than you can chew. One all.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Mmmm. Yeah, whatever. I've got to go.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Time waits for no woman. - Oh, you're good. Two-one.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56That's what I like to hear.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- What?- You. Back on form.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- What do you mean? - You know, after your Aunt, I mean.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Oh right! Yeah, no, no, no.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07I'm fine. Thanks. Um...
0:03:10 > 0:03:12HE EXHALES
0:03:15 > 0:03:17I don't think it's angina.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Could you give me something for the pain, then?
0:03:19 > 0:03:22I'd rather find out what's causing the problem first.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Have you cut down on the cigarettes? - Kind of.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28That's a no, then. How's life treating you at the moment?
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Any cause for stress?
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Life's dreamy. What about beta-blockers?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Firstly, I'm not convinced it's angina.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Secondly, your symptoms are more in line with anxiety attacks.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42So, if our examinations rule out any physical causes,
0:03:42 > 0:03:46I'm more likely to refer you for some kind of talking therapy.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50- What?- For instance, with Cognitive Behavioural Therapy we can...
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Yeah - I know what it is.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Don't worry about it, I'll come back and see a different doctor.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01"Lost In Letherbridge star, Heidi and her new hunk
0:04:01 > 0:04:05"enjoy a smooch on the tropical island paradise of Mustique."
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Why have I just spent £3.50 to make myself feel old and inadequate?!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11SHE CHUCKLES
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Are you all right? - Yeah, I was until I bought this.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Right, this is for your own good. This is going in the bin!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- No! No! - Karen! Oh Jas, come on, back me up!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23The tabloid and fashion world is a parasitical merry-go-round
0:04:23 > 0:04:26designed to make us feel inadequate and spend money we haven't got.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Amen to that.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Are you all right? You keep scratching.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32No, I don't.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44HE COUGHS
0:05:04 > 0:05:08# When are you gonna come down?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11# When are you going to land?
0:05:11 > 0:05:15# I should have stayed on the farm
0:05:15 > 0:05:20# I should have listened to my old man
0:05:20 > 0:05:23# You know you can't hold me forever
0:05:23 > 0:05:27# I didn't sign up with you
0:05:27 > 0:05:32# I'm not a present for your friends to open
0:05:32 > 0:05:35# This boy's too young to be singing
0:05:35 > 0:05:39# The blues
0:05:39 > 0:05:44# Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
0:05:44 > 0:05:47# Ah-ah-ah
0:05:47 > 0:05:51# So, goodbye Yellow Brick Road
0:05:51 > 0:05:54# Where the dogs of society howl
0:05:54 > 0:05:58# You can't plant me in your penthouse
0:05:58 > 0:06:02# I'm going back to my plough... #
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Oh, please! I've got more fat on my arm
0:06:05 > 0:06:08than that blinkin' Lost-In-Letherbridge woman's
0:06:08 > 0:06:10got on her entire body. Look.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Oh, give over! You've got bag-loads more personality.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18Jimmi, what's more important, looks or personality?
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- Err...- What's happened to your arm?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24I knew there was something bugging me!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26That'll be midges that!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29I had terrible trouble last year with all the rain.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Mmm...that doesn't look like midge bites.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Yeah, I have to say I haven't noticed any around yet.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38- Have you changed your washing powder. - No.- Any contact with animals?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41No. Well, there's a stray that I sometimes give fish to,
0:06:41 > 0:06:43but she doesn't come in the house. So, no.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- They can jump though, you know. - What can?!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Fleas.- What?- Urrgh!
0:06:49 > 0:06:50No!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Check this guy out! Oi, Tinman!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- You need to get yourself down to the recycling centre!- Bog off!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Go on. Go and play in the road or something!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Form a boy band.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Tin Man!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Oh, it is you!
0:07:12 > 0:07:17'I'd have to leave work early. What is spinning, exactly, anyway?'
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Urghh! Sounds hideous!
0:07:20 > 0:07:24All right, you've twisted my arm! Yeah, meet you at the gym at five.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28But you're getting the drinks after. Bye!
0:07:32 > 0:07:36You didn't tell us that you weren't coming back.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38The after-school club said that they didn't know
0:07:38 > 0:07:40what had happened to you.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44Well, Barney's been asking after you, haven't you, love?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49SHE LAUGHS
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Sorry, it's just that you've really helped him.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55He's really come out of his shell and...
0:07:55 > 0:07:58well, he's even made his own costume.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02He made ME make one, too.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04He's missed you.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Well, we both have.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Dorothy! As I live and breathe!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Oh!- To what do I owe the pleasure? - Oh, Barney's got the dentist.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18Ouch! Still, morning off school, silver lining, eh?
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Listen, I'm taking Molly for a milkshake after school,
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- why don't you join us?- Oh, erm...
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Incentivise him to the dentist. - Oh, actually he's...he's been.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- We're on our way back.- What do you say, Barney? Fancy a milkshake?
0:08:29 > 0:08:33- Yea-ahh.- Done deal then! The men have spoken, eh!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- I'll pick you up at after-school club?- OK.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38He's a funny-looking guy, isn't he, Barney?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41What happens, does he move when you give him a coin?
0:08:41 > 0:08:45I'll tell you what, let's see what happens if I give him a note.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49He won't be used to that, hey? Should do a backwards flip!
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- Nothing?- Actually, I think he's on a break.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56I just gave him a tenner!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Hang on a minute?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00I thought I recognised that nose!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Tim? Tim Mannall?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06It is you! Mannall?!
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Yep.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09HE LAUGHS
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Ah! Just the man.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Any chance you could cover my last hour for me?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Something's come up and I don't want to involve Howard.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- It's personal.- Sure.- Tres bien.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Look! Hang on a minute!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Daniel's got a personal life too, don't you know,
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- you can't just waltz in here and... - Zara, it's fine.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- I don't have anything to rush back for.- Oh, cheers, dude!
0:09:28 > 0:09:31You are a true mate.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Since when did you two become so pally?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- We're not.- Dude? Mate?
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Probably the closest thing I've got to one, right now.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44I haven't seen you in donkeys. Not since uni. How the devil are you?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Yeah. Peachy. You?
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Bloody good! So, come on, how many kids? Married?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Nope. And no. You?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55One, Molly. Divorced.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58So what line of work are you in?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- Well...this.- Oh!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02You?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Yeah, still asset stripping. For my sins.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Dirty work, but someone's got to make a killing at it.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10It's great to see you, Tim.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12You still in touch with any of the Flying Chimps lot?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- No, not really. - We used to do comedy together.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Oh!- Yeah, so...
0:10:18 > 0:10:20superb.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24What about the uni reunion? Did you get the invite? You coming?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Well, I'm quite busy, really.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Shame. You could wear your costume, do your act.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- That would be hilarious!- Yeah.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Anyway, I think we have to be going. - Yeah, of course. Me too.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Got to shoot. I'll walk with you.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- It's so good to see you, Tim. - You too.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- Oh no, keep it.- Say bye, Barney.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Bye.- Bye.- C'mon, boy.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- Hopefully see you on the 17th. - Yeah. Definitely.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54AH!
0:11:05 > 0:11:06TIM CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Can I help?
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- Don't tell me, it's your heart! - Yeah.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Sorry, I...
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Tim? Is everything all right?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Come through.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Repeat prescriptions.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Did Martin Hague leave a med insurance form for me to sign?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Actually, just... It's fine.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Leave it on the side, I'll pick it up later.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44I haven't got leprosy!
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Sorry.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50So. I hear you're infested.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53I thought you might like to take a look at these.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Know thine enemy and all that. - What the hell is THAT?
0:11:56 > 0:12:00Oh, they're fleas. Microscopically enhanced of course.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03This sharp looking dealy here - that's its talon -
0:12:03 > 0:12:06that's what it uses to pierce the skin and inject its saliva
0:12:06 > 0:12:10into the blood stream. Some people can have a proper extreme reaction,
0:12:10 > 0:12:13we're talking anaemia, we're talking hair loss.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15But what you really need to worry about
0:12:15 > 0:12:18are these bad boys. These are the eggs.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Once an infestation starts,
0:12:20 > 0:12:23there can be literally millions of these in your home -
0:12:23 > 0:12:26and it's no use trying to hoover them up.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Because they just live on in the vacuum bag.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Well, forewarned is forearmed and all that.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Good luck, Hollins.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41It was when he started bigging himself up
0:12:41 > 0:12:44and talking about the reunion, that's when the pain hit.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48Anxiety can cause some pretty serious physical symptoms.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52I think... There's this lady...
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Dorothy is interested in me. I just froze.
0:12:56 > 0:13:01I don't know what's going on with me. I...I don't recognise myself.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05- I'm sorry I stormed out earlier. - Comes with the territory.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08So, you really think I'm depressed?
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Status anxiety?
0:13:11 > 0:13:16Don't know. Never thought about it. Maybe you're right.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18I have to say, avoiding a life of drudgery
0:13:18 > 0:13:22seemed like a good idea 15 years ago, but now I'm...
0:13:22 > 0:13:25I'm starting to think ... "Well, all the rest of the Flying Chimps
0:13:25 > 0:13:28"are solicitors and finance directors now."
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Maybe they got it right.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33- It's never too late to re-train, you know.- How do you mean?
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Well, if that's how you're feeling, if your priorities have changed,
0:13:36 > 0:13:40then, go for it. You've still got time on your side.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Bruce Lee said this brilliant thing,
0:13:42 > 0:13:45about the stiffest tree being the easiest to crack,
0:13:45 > 0:13:51but the bamboo...the bamboo survives by bending with the wind.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53- I love that. - Are you taking the mick?
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- What? No.- I'm good at what I do.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59I know that. All I'm saying is, if you want to do something different,
0:13:59 > 0:14:01earn a bit more money, it's not too late.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03- There's more to life than money. - Of course there is, it's just...
0:14:03 > 0:14:07What I do makes people happy. When I go into schools and see those kids' faces...
0:14:07 > 0:14:09You're misunderstanding me.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12All I'm saying is, if it makes you unhappy,
0:14:12 > 0:14:14if it's making you ill, there's nothing stopping you
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- from doing something else.- Shut up.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Idiot.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Hi. I need to see Dr Carter right away.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38- He's on house calls. - Well, when's he back?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41I need an urgent referral. I've got a suspected brain tumour.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43OK.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Well, I can book you an appointment with another doctor,
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- but it won't be today.- Karen!
0:14:48 > 0:14:53- You're Liam, aren't you?- Yes. - Dr Khella.- Hi.- Come this way.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Everything all right, Karen?- Err...
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- It's like staring into the face of an evil warlord.- What?
0:15:04 > 0:15:09"A single flea can lay up to 5,000 eggs in its lifetime."
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Well, I don't think you're in any fit state to carry on working today.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Why don't you take the rest of the afternoon off?
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Pop and see a chemist, get yourself sorted out.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20I can't run the risk of you infesting anybody else at the Mill.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Come back when you've got a clean bill of health.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Can you open the door, please?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37What makes you think it's a brain tumour?
0:15:37 > 0:15:38The pain.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40And when did you first notice it?
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Oh...this morning.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47And how much did you have to drink last night?
0:15:47 > 0:15:48I wouldn't wish a brain tumour on anyone,
0:15:48 > 0:15:51but I really hope you're not wasting my time with a hangover.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55No. No, I've had a hangover before, this is different.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Have you felt a similar pain when you've not been drinking?
0:16:00 > 0:16:04And when was the last day that you haven't had a drink?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Erm...
0:16:07 > 0:16:08Do you want my diagnosis?
0:16:08 > 0:16:10HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:16:10 > 0:16:13An overactive imagination from reading too many medical books,
0:16:13 > 0:16:16compounded with a sudden injection of cash
0:16:16 > 0:16:19and excessive alcohol consumption.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20If you don't agree,
0:16:20 > 0:16:24- I could always get Dr Carter to give a second opinion?- No.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28Right, well, my suggested treatment plan would be to pull your socks up
0:16:28 > 0:16:30and stop frittering away a golden opportunity.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Does that sound reasonable to you? - Yep.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36I'll get Mandy to get you some paracetamol.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51How's he doing?
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Suitably chastened, I think.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Have you seen Heston? He's not picking up.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Why? You're not going to tell him about Liam, are you?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Yeah, of course. He's trusted Liam with his own money,
0:16:59 > 0:17:02he deserves to know what it's being used for.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05I don't know, you know. I think he knows he's messed up.
0:17:05 > 0:17:10I reckon we should give him a chance. Just this once.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11What do you think?
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Well, it's a tricky one.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18He's a student... and he's been drinking(?)
0:17:18 > 0:17:20I say we call the police. MANDY GIGGLES
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Seriously, what message are we giving him?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24That it's all right to be irresponsible,
0:17:24 > 0:17:28fritter away Heston's money and get blind drunk?
0:17:28 > 0:17:31We are offering him work experience here, we need him to be dependable.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35- Yeah, I suppose.- Look, I see your point but...come on,
0:17:35 > 0:17:37we've all done it. Some of us still do.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Oh, come on, I've given him a bit of a telling off,
0:17:39 > 0:17:42can't we just keep an eye on him?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45All right. But one more strike and he's out.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49Ooh, that's another cliche. You're on fire, Khella!
0:17:49 > 0:17:50SHE SIGHS
0:18:08 > 0:18:12HE BLOW A RASPBERRY, CROWD GIGGLES
0:18:12 > 0:18:14HE MAKES MONKEY NOISES
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Oh, you're too good at this, I can't catch you out!
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Ladies and gentlemen, could I have a super-duper,
0:18:20 > 0:18:23supercalifragilistic round of applause for the mighty,
0:18:23 > 0:18:27the marvellous, the one and only Mr Barney Bale!
0:18:27 > 0:18:29WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Whoo-whoo!
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Right, mate, you're a star. Brilliant.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36See you later.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43- That was great. Thank you. - It's just messing around, really.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Oh, um, you've a...- Oh. - ..a bit of silver on...
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- Oh, a bit left?- A little bit of silver! No, it's not.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Look, he never would've stood up in a crowd like that before.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Maybe he finds it easier to be confident in character.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57Yeah, maybe you're right. So...is that the same with you, then?
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- That's a bit deep, isn't it? - I know!
0:19:01 > 0:19:04- Well?- Ooof! - What's that supposed to mean?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06That's just pulling a funny face.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09That's...a nervous face. This is a funny face.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11SHE LAUGHS
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Well, you still haven't answered my question.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Stop it, you're scaring me!
0:19:16 > 0:19:18What's funny?
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Oh, erm...oh, nothing.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Right.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Well, Molly and Barney want that milkshake, so shall we skedaddle?
0:19:24 > 0:19:28- Oh, yeah. Yeah.- Nice one, Tim. How much do we owe you?
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Oh, no. You don't. It's nothing.
0:19:30 > 0:19:35Oh, right. Cool. That was, err...yeah, quite good.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39- You all set?- Yep.- Take it easy.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41- Cheers. See you. See you.- Bye.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50I mean comedy's great. I'm good at it, I get a lot of laughs
0:19:50 > 0:19:52but really, I've got to think of Molly's future.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55But enough about me, tell me about Dorothy.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57What are your dreams, ambitions, drivers?
0:19:57 > 0:20:01Oh, I don't know. For Barney to be happy, really.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03What are you two up to?
0:20:03 > 0:20:04- BOTH:- Nothing.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07There must be something else that stokes your fire?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Well, no. I'm quite unambitious, really.
0:20:11 > 0:20:16What's going on? Why do you keep looking at that tree? Sorry, Leo.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21He's over there!
0:20:21 > 0:20:22Who's over there?
0:20:22 > 0:20:23The man who was following us.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Following us?
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Tin Man. He's behind you!
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- What the hell do you think you're doing?!- All right, easy.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36- Why are you creeping up on people? What's your problem? - Nothing, I was just playing a game.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- Playing? You call scaring young children a game?- What's going on?
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- Tim here thinks it's funny to stalk young children.- Don't be stupid.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Oh, it's stupid, is it? Is that what Munchkins would think?
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Did they know this was your idea of fun when they did your CRB check?
0:20:47 > 0:20:51- This is getting out of hand.- Too right, it is. Someone needs to chill out. What happened to you?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53- Meaning?- You used to be all right.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56I think you'll find real life, responsibility, kids has happened to me.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00Not something you'd know about, still being one yourself. Get a job.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01What, like you, you mean?
0:21:01 > 0:21:04"Oh, Daddy, please can I be managing director of the company"?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Real life? You're a joke, and a coward.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09At least I had the courage to follow my dreams.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12- How's that working out for you? - Oh, grow some balls, you sell-out.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Nice one, Tim. Come on, kids.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21This way. Dorothy?
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- I'm sorry.- What for? - No idea. Just general cover.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37Let me tell you what you're sorry for.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Anaemia, hair loss, millions of eggs
0:21:39 > 0:21:43spawning themselves all over our house. We're being invaded.
0:21:43 > 0:21:49- You've lost me.- Fleas! Look, look what you've done to me.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- And that's my fault because...? - Because I caught them from you
0:21:52 > 0:21:55and all the tramps that you deal with in this place.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59- Do you want to keep your voice down? - It's making me itch just being here.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03Well, I'm not. And haven't you forgotten something?
0:22:03 > 0:22:06What about that scraggy stray you insist on feeding?
0:22:06 > 0:22:08It has never been in the house.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Right. Well, anyway, as you can see, I am very busy,
0:22:12 > 0:22:15so why don't you just pop down to the chemist or the vet, or whatever?
0:22:15 > 0:22:19No. Why don't you pop down the chemist or the vet or whatever?
0:22:19 > 0:22:23I'm not setting foot in that house until it's been fumigated.
0:22:23 > 0:22:29- Karen...- I'm going to Angie's. Call me when you've been decontaminated.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59MOBILE RINGTONE: "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
0:23:03 > 0:23:04RINGTONE STOPS
0:23:05 > 0:23:07- ANSWERPHONE BEEPS - Hi Tim, it's Dr Tyler from The Mill.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11Could you give me a call when you've got a minute, please? Thanks.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30What... Is there a problem, Dr Haskey?
0:23:30 > 0:23:34- I was looking for Dr Khella. - Oh, you have just missed her.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Is there anything I can help you with?
0:23:37 > 0:23:39I don't think so.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41HE SIGHS
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Ah, Tim. Found you.
0:23:55 > 0:24:00Erm... I was thinking about earlier and...I was wrong.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Don't retrain, mate. I don't know why I even said that.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Sometimes, I wonder if I've got a brain.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Look, I've spent all day handing out one pill after another
0:24:11 > 0:24:14and to be honest, anyone can do that.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17But what you do, put smiles on people's faces,
0:24:17 > 0:24:21that's pretty unique. Kind of enviable.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24So erm...yeah, that's all I wanted to say.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Oh, come on, mate, don't leave me hanging. Say something.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38MAN CHUCKLES
0:24:38 > 0:24:39All right, OK!
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Er, I hope you agree with what I just said.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Oh, well, you should do.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Come on. You showed passion standing up
0:24:51 > 0:24:53for something that you believe in.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57We all have bad days, but if you don't follow your heart,
0:24:57 > 0:24:59then you're going to end up unhappy.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04There. That's it, lecture over. I'm off home.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11By the way, did you speak to Dorothy?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Oh, yeah? How'd it go?
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Oh, come on, mate, I've only got a fiver left.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Oh, really? I'm sorry to hear that.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Well, can't stand here talking to you all day. I'm out of money.
0:25:42 > 0:25:43You know where I am.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12MUSIC FADES UP: "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" by Elton John
0:26:12 > 0:26:14# Ahhh ahhh ahhh
0:26:14 > 0:26:18# So goodbye Yellow Brick Road
0:26:18 > 0:26:19# Where the dogs... #
0:26:19 > 0:26:22DOROTHY: You said something about dinner?
0:26:23 > 0:26:29Hi. Sorry we're late but, um... Barney insisted that we wear these.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31I thought...
0:26:31 > 0:26:34I'm sorry about the park, I-I screwed up.
0:26:34 > 0:26:39Yeah, you did. You should've punched him! Next time, eh?
0:26:40 > 0:26:44So, where on earth are we going for dinner dressed like this?
0:26:44 > 0:26:49# Beyond the Yellow Brick Roa-oa-ad... #
0:26:49 > 0:26:51I know just the place.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53# Ah-ah-ah-ah-aah
0:26:53 > 0:26:55SHE GIGGLES
0:26:55 > 0:27:00# Ah-ah-aaah-aaaaaah. #
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Daniel needs Jimmi.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06But does Jimmi need Daniel?
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Well, of course. Whether he knows it or not.
0:27:09 > 0:27:10ANIMAL YELPS
0:27:10 > 0:27:13- What was that? - I have no desire to find out.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15You must give me the recipe.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18First, take one badger. Cut off head and tail.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21- Aren't they a protected species? - Oh don't worry, it was roadkill.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25- He can't change. - I have to give him a chance.
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