20 Million Miles to Letherbridge

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0:01:10 > 0:01:14That had better be Daniel! And if it is, stop it.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16I've got a lot of time to catch up on.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Not. Here.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22OK, well, I'll just save it all up for tonight, then.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30That looked cosy. Catch you later!

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Hey, take a look at this. Heston's going to phone home.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37Careful! The mirror inside is very fragile.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38Sorry.

0:01:38 > 0:01:39Are you feeding an army?

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Oh, no, I...

0:01:41 > 0:01:45This is just a few snacks to keep our strength up

0:01:45 > 0:01:46through the small hours.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50I thought it was stargazing, not an all-night marathon.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Well, if we're lucky we'll get an unrestricted view of Ursa Major,

0:01:53 > 0:01:56and see the meteor shower everyone is talking about.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00You sly dog. I've heard some chat-up lines in my time,

0:02:00 > 0:02:03but "Take a look at my white dwarf"? That takes the biscuit.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Oi! That was mine, that one.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12All right! I didn't see your name on it.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14HORN BEEPS

0:02:15 > 0:02:16TOBY LAUGHS

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Toby!

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Long time no see, eh?

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Yeah, it's been a while, man.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Yeah, but we're going to make up for that.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25You. Me. Open fire.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Sleeping under the stars.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29- What? You want to go camping? - Tonight.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Eh? It's pouring down.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34No, it's going to clear. It's going to be perfect conditions.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36It's a bit short notice.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40I've got everything we need in the van. Come on, mate.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42You can't miss out on the return of The Men Who Howl At The Moon!

0:02:42 > 0:02:44The what?

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Um...well, are the rest of the lads coming?

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Well, Matt's working late.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Well, Gary's going to be there? And Gonzo?

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Gonzo?

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Trust me. It's not the same without Gonzo.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59It's just you and me. The others let me down.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00And I thought they were mates.

0:03:00 > 0:03:06- Well, why not try and arrange something for next month?- No. It's got to be tonight. Please, Chris.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10You're my last chance. Mate?

0:03:10 > 0:03:12All right, cool, yeah.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13I knew I could rely on YOU.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15I'll pick you up at seven, yeah?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17That was nice of you.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19- Whooooo!- Whooooo!

0:03:22 > 0:03:24We only used to hang about with him cos he had a van.

0:03:24 > 0:03:25MANDY LAUGHS

0:03:32 > 0:03:36So. You and Daniel - back to hunky-dory?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Since when are you still so interested?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Joe's got his father back.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46Daniel has accepted that he made mistakes. I've forgiven him.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Let's move on.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51And Jimmi?

0:03:51 > 0:03:55It is about time he stopped moping. It's not like they couldn't both use a mate.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59You're forgetting Jimmi's Welsh. They don't forgive easily.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Karen Hollins! I didn't have you down as a xenophobe.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07But you are right.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11Those two are never going to do anything if they're left to their own devices.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15I think it's sweet, snuggling-up in a sleeping bag under the stars.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19The only heavenly body that Heston is interested in viewing

0:04:19 > 0:04:21is the Tembe Nebula.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24I will have you know that Dr Carter and myself will be

0:04:24 > 0:04:28sleeping in separate rooms in a very reputable bed and breakfast.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30And there will be no snuggling.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33To suggest anything else only reveals what juvenile

0:04:33 > 0:04:34imaginations you both have.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36- You're right.- Very childish.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Our apologies.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Take no notice, Mrs Tembe.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Maybe I should cancel.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47No! No, don't you dare!

0:04:47 > 0:04:50You've been really looking forward to this.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54But I cannot expose Dr Carter to this kind of gossip.

0:04:54 > 0:04:59We all need a bit of an adventure sometimes, and who could be a better guide than Heston?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Everyone knows he's the perfect gentleman.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06No. You are right.

0:05:06 > 0:05:11I should not let their small minds deter me from expanding my horizon.

0:05:15 > 0:05:20Right. I've decided. Daniel needs Jimmi.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24But does Jimmi need Daniel?

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Of course, whether he knows it or not.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29It's not something you can force.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30Who said anything about force?

0:05:30 > 0:05:34But...a gentle nudge to push them together...

0:05:36 > 0:05:37Zara.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Somewhere where they can't just turn tail and run.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47Right. Remember the drill?

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Tent up, beers out, barbie on.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Tent? Barbie?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Earth ground control.

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Eh?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59You've heard about the meteor shower?

0:05:59 > 0:06:01I saw something on the news.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02It's a cover.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04For...what?

0:06:04 > 0:06:05An alien landing.

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Oh, this is no good.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14I do not think it is wise for us to move again.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16The ground is too soft.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18I am all twisted around.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20I have no idea where we have left the car.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Don't worry. We'll find our way back to the car.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24How? It will be dark soon.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Which is why we brought the torches.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29You mean the torches we have left in the car?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Which is why Kevin downloaded the torch app for my phone.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Which we have also left in the car.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37As well as all our food and provisions.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40We'll have to rely on good old-fashioned instinct.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41Instinct?

0:06:41 > 0:06:44I have the directional skills of a homing pigeon.

0:06:50 > 0:06:51This way.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Mrs Tembe!

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Look, the only thing I don't get is why would aliens travel

0:07:04 > 0:07:06millions of light years to come to the West Midlands?

0:07:06 > 0:07:10As soon as the meteors came into satellite range, the signs appeared.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Signs?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Oh! You've...

0:07:15 > 0:07:17You've shaved your chest?

0:07:17 > 0:07:20I couldn't risk exposing them to human germs, so I underwent deep cleansing.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Dude, you've shaved your 'fro.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Wow! You're really taking this seriously.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31What did you use?

0:07:31 > 0:07:34A mixture of tea tree oil and that cream girls use on their legs.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37See? It's the aliens' home system.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41The binary suns and the major planets.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44They're not planets. You've had an allergic reaction.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48You know, I thought you'd be a bit more grateful.

0:07:48 > 0:07:49Grateful?

0:07:49 > 0:07:51You're going to be part of history.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55- How?- You're here to here to witness my last day on planet Earth.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00- What?- That's why they're coming here. They're coming for me.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10I don't recognise this.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Because we did not come this way.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Right. Well, if the car isn't this way...

0:08:15 > 0:08:17STRANGE NOISE

0:08:17 > 0:08:19What was that?

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Probably just a rabbit.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25Back home we would not venture out after dark.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Yes, well, your wildlife has bigger teeth than ours.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Over here you'd probably just be startled by a hedgehog.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34It is not the wildlife my countrymen fear.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36It is the tokoloshe.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38The toko-what?

0:08:38 > 0:08:39The tokoloshe.

0:08:39 > 0:08:45It is a evil spirit that wanders around on nights like this.

0:08:45 > 0:08:50How would I recognise a tokoloshe if I saw one?

0:08:50 > 0:08:52It is covered in hair.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55It is about the size of a goblin.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59It has terrible gouged-out eyes and a lisp.

0:08:59 > 0:09:04Sometimes it wears a cloak to cover up its one buttock.

0:09:04 > 0:09:05HESTON LAUGHS

0:09:05 > 0:09:08No, no, no, no, no! Do not mock the tokoloshe, Dr Carter.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11It will bite your toes off as you sleep at night.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Well, we have our own folklore. Spectral hounds, ghosts, ghouls.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17All of it complete nonsense.

0:09:17 > 0:09:18STRANGE NOISE

0:09:18 > 0:09:20No, really. What was that?

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Probably a trick of the wind.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24No, no, no, no. That was not the wind.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26STRANGE NOISE

0:09:26 > 0:09:27I think it's getting closer.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Perhaps it is one of your ghouls?

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Of course not. But I have no desire to find out.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Mrs Tembe!

0:09:38 > 0:09:39Wait! Mrs Tembe!

0:09:40 > 0:09:41STRANGE NOISE

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Is that the landing strip?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48STRANGE NOISE

0:09:48 > 0:09:49What's that racket?

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Crickets, hissing cockroaches.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55People always presume that aliens are humanoid,

0:09:55 > 0:09:58but isn't it more likely that they'll resemble the most

0:09:58 > 0:10:01numerous life forms on Earth - insects?

0:10:02 > 0:10:06What? And you want to swan off into space with a bunch of giant grasshoppers?

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Even if I ended up as some exhibit in a galactic zoo,

0:10:10 > 0:10:13be a better life than the one I've got here.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26All right, Jim. What are you doing here?

0:10:29 > 0:10:31I was going to ask you the same thing.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Represent us at the practice.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35And score a few Brownie points.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- With Howard?- Zara.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Right.- Where are you going?

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Well, I may have to be in the same room as you but I don't have to talk to you.

0:10:46 > 0:10:51Ah! Don't worry about it. People get lost round here all the time.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01There's no dial tone.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Oh, there were some letters.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Well, perhaps one of your neighbours has a telephone?

0:11:06 > 0:11:09No! No, there's no neighbours.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Look, I was just about to eat. You'll join me?

0:11:12 > 0:11:17It's only humble fare, but it'll easily stretch to three.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Inside with a stranger, or outside with Lord knows what?

0:11:20 > 0:11:23We'd love to. Thank you.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27Excellent. I'll er...I'll just finish up in the kitchen.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39# Oh, the shark babe, has such teeth, dear

0:11:39 > 0:11:43# And it shows them pearly white... #

0:11:43 > 0:11:44BANGING

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Right, er...toothbrush.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Check.

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Clean underwear.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50Check.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Essential supplies?

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Toilet roll, brown sauce. Check.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Um. How To Care For A Human.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Check.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03I thought aliens were supposed to be hyper-intelligent?

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Yeah, well, it might take them a while to master English.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07THAT is to avoid accidents.

0:12:09 > 0:12:10"Humans cannot fly"?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14What if you found a tortoise but you'd never seen one before?

0:12:14 > 0:12:19How would you know how to look after it? What does it eat? Does its shell come off?

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Wow! You have thought a lot about this.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Yeah, well I've never been good at anything.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Never even had a girlfriend.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28What about Chloe Sims?

0:12:28 > 0:12:31One date, and that was for a dare.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Mum wanted me to join the air force.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37Dad wanted a prop forward. Me?

0:12:39 > 0:12:43I don't want to be that disappointment any more.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46This is my chance to show the world I can do something.

0:12:46 > 0:12:47This is my destiny.

0:12:52 > 0:12:56Dinner...is served.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00Now I apologise for my bruised appearance.

0:13:00 > 0:13:01A word of advice.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Never sneak up on a heifer with tender teats.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07The bread is home-made. The vegetables are straight from the garden

0:13:07 > 0:13:09and the wine is Maison Spennymoor 2010.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12A very good year, though I do say so myself.

0:13:12 > 0:13:18I'm getting bonfires...damp wood... Blackcurrant?

0:13:18 > 0:13:19Elderberry.

0:13:19 > 0:13:20Well, it's delicious.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22And this...

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Well, it's a...speciality of the house.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28- Smells wonderful!- Good.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Amazing!

0:13:34 > 0:13:35HE BELCHES

0:13:38 > 0:13:42Apologies. I'm...I'm not used to having guests.

0:13:44 > 0:13:45Have you lived here long?

0:13:45 > 0:13:50Oh, all my life, yeah. There's been a Spennymoor on this land for generations.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52I'll be the last cos there's no-one to pass the name on to.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54That is a pity.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Well, it wasn't supposed to be like that.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00I mean, this house was supposed to be bursting with nippers by now.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Was there once a Mrs Spennymoor?

0:14:03 > 0:14:07Very nearly. Clover Weekes was her name.

0:14:07 > 0:14:11She was a beauty. Eyes like hazelnuts.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15Lips like strawberries. Legs like oaks.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17She was Lady Pig Farmer of the Year twice in a row, so...

0:14:17 > 0:14:18Was she?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20I, er...

0:14:22 > 0:14:24I was going to pop the question.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26So what happened?

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Last I saw of Clover,

0:14:30 > 0:14:32she was in the beer tent,

0:14:32 > 0:14:36being sweet-talked by a chicken feed merchant from Corby.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42No use crying over spilt milk.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45I mean, I've got my health, my home, vegetables

0:14:45 > 0:14:48and food straight from the garden.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50What more could a man want, eh?

0:14:55 > 0:14:57That was five-star.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59You must give me the recipe.

0:14:59 > 0:15:00It's a secret.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02My lips are sealed.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05All right, since it's you... First, take one badger.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Cut off head and tail and set aside for stock.

0:15:07 > 0:15:11Wait. I'm so sorry, one moment there, I thought. I thought you said badger!

0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Oh, yeah, yeah. That's right. - Aren't they a protected species?

0:15:14 > 0:15:19Oh, don't worry, it was road kill. Waste not, want not. Now, who's ready for dessert?

0:15:20 > 0:15:23- What is it?- Rhubarb and custard.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25You will never guess the secret ingredient.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27I do not think so.

0:15:27 > 0:15:28I'm rather replete as well.

0:15:28 > 0:15:32Yeah, well, I suppose you'll want an early night, pair of love birds like you.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33Love birds? But...

0:15:33 > 0:15:37Oh, Dr Carter and...well... Heston and I...are well...

0:15:37 > 0:15:41we are...yes, we are very much in love.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Yes, we are. We are, we are...we are deeply in love.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50- I see.- Well, I think we had better be going.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Where are you going?

0:15:52 > 0:15:54To find the car.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57- But you're staying here.- Oh, thank you, but I do not think...

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Look. You'll only get lost again.

0:16:01 > 0:16:02If you're sure we're not imposing.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05Imposing? Impossible.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09Anyway, you will not find a more comfortable bed for miles.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17The master bedroom.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19HE LAUGHS

0:16:20 > 0:16:22And er...this...

0:16:24 > 0:16:26..is a family heirloom.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29All the Spennymoors were delivered here.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Many's the time I've snuggled in between Mum and Pops.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Still...it's all yours now.

0:16:41 > 0:16:42I don't sleep much.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44So...!

0:16:46 > 0:16:47Pleasant dreams.

0:16:59 > 0:17:00Can I just say...

0:17:02 > 0:17:04..this has been wonderful.

0:17:10 > 0:17:11Yeah.

0:17:15 > 0:17:20Oh, Dr Carter, I am so sorry to involve you in my deceit.

0:17:20 > 0:17:25It's just that I was a little concerned about Mr Spennymoor's intentions.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29Sometimes a little circumvention is necessary.

0:17:31 > 0:17:37Yes, but er... we still have a problem.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Easily solved. I will sleep on the floor.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Oh! No, no, no, no.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43There...there...there...there is no need.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Not with your back.

0:17:47 > 0:17:52There. Now modesty has been preserved.

0:17:52 > 0:17:57All I ask is word of this does not get circulated around the staff room.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Your honour is safe with me, Mrs Tembe.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07- Come on, mate. Let's call it a night, eh?- There's still time.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11- It's freezing. - Well, you go. I can't.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14We haven't even seen a single meteor.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18- There's still time.- Look, I'm not saying that aliens don't exist, right?

0:18:18 > 0:18:22I am saying...that maybe tonight is not the night.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26STRANGE NOISE CONTINUES

0:18:37 > 0:18:39I told you!

0:18:39 > 0:18:42Here! I'm here.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Now do you believe me?

0:18:44 > 0:18:47My bag! In the van. Quick.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Hurry, Chris!

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Where do you go?

0:19:02 > 0:19:03Toby?

0:19:07 > 0:19:08Toby?

0:19:09 > 0:19:14And through this long, dark night, oh Lord, watch over your humble

0:19:14 > 0:19:19servant, and Dr Carter, and deliver us from evil.

0:19:19 > 0:19:20- Amen.- Amen.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42I apologise in advance in case I snore, Mrs Tembe.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Oh, no, no, that is fine.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Sometimes, when I am stressed, I grind my teeth.

0:19:48 > 0:19:49Right.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55- Good night, Dr Carter. - Good night, Mrs Tembe.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04HESTON SNORES

0:20:13 > 0:20:14GUNSHOT

0:20:21 > 0:20:22Wake up.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26GUNSHOT

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Morning.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Eh? Ah! Aha! Breakfast?

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Um, no, we have to go and get back to work.

0:20:34 > 0:20:35Oh.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Didn't mean to upset you.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44You OK? Oh...it's...

0:20:45 > 0:20:47It's not your problem.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50We did not mean to offend you.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52You have been so kind to us.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Please, let us repay your kindness.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00All these years I've told myself I didn't need anyone else.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03But it's all lies.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06I can't go on like this, with no-one to talk to but the pigs.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10But how do you know that there is not another Clover

0:21:10 > 0:21:11waiting for you, out there?

0:21:11 > 0:21:14What if there is? How would I meet her?

0:21:14 > 0:21:19I have heard that there are dating agencies just for farmers.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24- Really?- You're a very eligible man.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26And a talented cook.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29- Good sense of humour. - Good sense of dress.

0:21:29 > 0:21:33You're a fine catch.

0:21:33 > 0:21:37Should you not be writing this down? For your advertisement.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Yes, yes. I...

0:21:46 > 0:21:47How should I start?

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Gentleman farmer...

0:21:51 > 0:21:53..needs mate.

0:21:54 > 0:21:59Must have strong legs and be able to milk a cow.

0:22:10 > 0:22:14I must apologise for last night, Dr Carter,

0:22:14 > 0:22:18letting silly superstition get the better of me... Oh!

0:22:18 > 0:22:21Oh, I remember that branch! The car's this way.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Everything looks better in the daylight.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25GROANING

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Oh, my goodness!

0:22:32 > 0:22:33You waited!

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Are you OK?

0:22:36 > 0:22:37You speak English.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Have you been here all night, you poor man?

0:22:40 > 0:22:41You're not from the Crab Nebula!

0:22:41 > 0:22:44No, we are from the Mill Health Centre.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Did you bang your head?

0:22:46 > 0:22:50Toby! Mrs Tembe? Dr Carter? What are you...?

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Nurse Reid! You came looking for us?

0:22:53 > 0:22:55What happened?

0:22:55 > 0:22:56I fell down the bank.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59For a minute there I actually thought that the...

0:22:59 > 0:23:00Are you all right?

0:23:00 > 0:23:02They can't leave me.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04I'm here. Come back!

0:23:07 > 0:23:08Concussion.

0:23:16 > 0:23:17Don't we knock any more?

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Last night. Great idea. How could it fail?

0:23:20 > 0:23:21You were best friends.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24- Were. - Daniel says he wants a fresh start.

0:23:24 > 0:23:25And you've fallen for it?

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Look, Zara, he knows the words you want to hear, OK.

0:23:31 > 0:23:36Maybe he even believes them himself, I don't know, but the truth is, he can't change.

0:23:36 > 0:23:40I have to give him a chance.

0:23:40 > 0:23:41I don't.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45Dinner parties, nights at the pub.

0:23:46 > 0:23:47History.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52If you let him back in, he will break your heart again.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03All that preparation. And then I mess up right at the end.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07I wasn't sure if you'd want to see this.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08What is it?

0:24:16 > 0:24:18It's what's left of a Chinese lantern.

0:24:18 > 0:24:19I found it this morning.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21You think that's what we saw?

0:24:21 > 0:24:23Well, it's a floating bright light.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25You must think I'm so gullible.

0:24:27 > 0:24:31Eh, mate. We all want to believe in something. Nothing wrong with that.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34You can't seriously think you can fool me with that.

0:24:34 > 0:24:35It's the oldest trick in the book.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Plant some "evidence" to discredit the truth. Just like Roswell.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40I didn't plant it, mate.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42You can't stop me.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45I'll be back out there tonight, with or without you.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48This time I won't miss them.

0:24:48 > 0:24:52- Toby. You're not well. - Goodbye, Chris.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Look, Bigfoot. Little green men.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Whatever, mate, I don't care what you believe in.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59But I do care about you.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04And I know that I haven't exactly been there for you lately.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08So, let me make it up to you.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11What? By sticking me in a nuthouse?

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Do you really think I'd let that happen?

0:25:15 > 0:25:17No.

0:25:17 > 0:25:21I just want you to talk to someone who might be able to help you.

0:25:29 > 0:25:34Look, no medication, all right. I need my brain sharp.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37No-one will make you do anything that you don't want to do.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39I promise.

0:25:39 > 0:25:40I apologise, Mrs Tembe.

0:25:40 > 0:25:41Oh, there is no need.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43For putting you through that ordeal.

0:25:43 > 0:25:49Well, I did not learn as much about astronomy as I would have hoped,

0:25:49 > 0:25:54but as Nurse Marquez says, a little adventure does you the world of good.

0:25:54 > 0:25:58Now, what are we going to do with all this food?

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Did someone just say the magic word?

0:26:01 > 0:26:04Good! You know what they say.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Waste not...

0:26:06 > 0:26:07..want not.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09THEY LAUGH

0:26:09 > 0:26:11What's so funny?

0:26:11 > 0:26:17Looks like we got cheese and pickle or cold beef.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Think I'll pass.

0:26:19 > 0:26:23Ooh, I've hit gold. Muffin heaven.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25So, I was thinking.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27That's dangerous.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29All the stuff with my aunt.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31You've been brilliant and I wanted to say thank you.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33- You already have.- No, not really.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36At least let me take you out for dinner.

0:26:36 > 0:26:37I don't know, Al.

0:26:37 > 0:26:41No strings. No cheese sarnies. I promise.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43So...what do you say?

0:26:55 > 0:26:57I blacked out. Fell over.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59- Are you hurt? - We discussed it Jas.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02- But we disagreed. - I just come to get cleaned up.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04I'm prescribing a deep clean.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08It might not make her love me, but

0:27:08 > 0:27:11at least she knows now what kind of a man I really am.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13Let's talk about this like grown-ups, eh?

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